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11 Mar 05:42

Chainmail Bikini preview: Achievement Unlocked ⊟All week, we’re...

by ericisawesome


Chainmail Bikini preview: Achievement Unlocked ⊟

All week, we’re featuring samples from Chainmail Bikini, the ”comics anthology celebrating female gamers”. The upcoming Kickstarter-ed book features a number of portable gaming-themed stories, like this preview page from Jade F. Lee (Quick bio: “Jade often draws from childhood experiences. Video games were an important part of that childhood, and a big influence on her artistic style. She is currently playing and loving Child of Light.”).

Chainmail Bikini will offer 200+ pages of comics about video games, tabletop RPGs, collectible card games, and more from 40 cartoonists. It sounds like a really awesome project, and we’d be happy if you pledged some cash to get a copy of the book and to help the participating artists get paid even more!

Previous Chainmail Bikini previews: Pocket Worlds and more.

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11 Mar 05:37

Macabre Nonfiction: An Interview with Cartoonist Emi Gennis [Hire This Woman]

by Janelle Asselin

Hire This Woman is a recurring feature on ComicsAlliance that shines a spotlight on female comics creators, whether they’re relative newcomers or experienced pros who are ready to break out. In an overwhelmingly male business, we want to draw your attention to these creators — and to raise their profile with editors and industry gatekeepers.

Cartoonist and art professor Emi Gennis often self-publishes her work, including the minicomic Spaz!, and has also published work on The Nib. Her focus is primarily nonfiction as told through comics, and she writes, draws, colors, and letters her own work.

ComicsAlliance: What is your preferred form of creative output?

Emi Ginnis: I don’t know if I have a preferred creative output exactly because I tend to think of comics-making holistically, rather than as compartmentalized. That said, I think my favorite part of the process is probably inking. There’s a meditative quality to going over lines in ink, and I can really lose myself in it. I also really enjoy creating title lettering, for the same reason.

CA: Do you work on paper or digitally?  Why?

EG: I start my work by pencilling and inking on paper, and then transition into digital to add color and do some edits. I still do some of my editing traditionally, though, with whiteout and occasional paste-up corrections. There’s something really intimate about working on paper, and I enjoy the process of making an actual, physical thing.

CA: What’s your background/training? 

EG: I went to the University of Chicago for undergrad, and double-majored in Art History and Visual Art. For my Visual Art major I was actually doing collage at the time and my work wasn’t really narrative, but for my Art History major I had to write a thesis paper and chose to write about comics. I ended up reading a ton of comics history and theory, and about visual systems of language and narrative art, and I guess I just got sort of obsessed and never looked back. Then I went to the Savannah College of Art & Design and got an MFA in Sequential Art, and after that was fortunate enough to get an internship at Periscope Studio. I learned a ton at Periscope just being around a bunch of professional cartoonists and seeing how they worked, from both a creative and business standpoint. That was really rewarding.

CA: How would you describe your creative style?

EG: My body of work is almost entirely nonfiction, and my subject matter definitely tends towards the macabre. I’m especially drawn to stories that are simultaneously humorous and incredibly sad. I think my dark sense of humor shows through a lot in my narrative style. Visually, my work is characterized by clean lines and simplified, cartooned imagery.

CA: What projects have you worked on in the past? What are you currently working on?

EG: For a long time I was working on a series of short stories that were inspired by entries on the Wikipedia List of Unusual Deaths, many of which were collected in my Spaz! minicomic series and/or appeared in various anthologies. Recently I’ve been making journalism comics exploring pseudoscientific topics, the first of which investigates the modern practice of trepanation and was published on The NibI’m also currently in the process of drawing an autobiographical story about grief that I’m hoping to publish as a minicomic and debut at TCAF this year.

CA: Approximately how long does it take you to create a 20-page issue?

EG: It varies so much from project to project. A lot of it depends on how much research is involved. For many of my historical or journalism comics, I end up spending so much time doing research before I even get to the scripting phase. It also depends a lot on timing. I teach full-time during the school year, and my progress tends to be pretty abysmal around midterms and finals. Over the summer and winter breaks, though, I have a ton of unstructured time and can work much faster, completing a project in a few weeks that might take months when school is in session.

CA: What is your dream project? 

EG: A big, long-form comic on some historical true crime topic. I’m hesitant to use the term “graphic novel” because the word novel implies fiction, but basically a graphic novel.

CA: Who are some comic creators that inspire you?

EG: So many! Joe Sacco immediately comes to mind. I just love the balance he strikes between cartooniness and realism. His work is so well researched and thorough, but also incredibly heartfelt and human. It’s excellent as journalism and it’s excellent purely as visual art, and I really aspire to that. I’m also a huge fan of Nate Powell’s work; his inks are always so expressive and I think he does a really fantastic job of using word balloons in a way that mimics conversational speech patterns. Recently, I read Eleanor Davis’ book How To Be Happy and was completely moved by it. She has such a strong voice in her designs and color palettes. I’ve been trying to utilize color more in my work lately. I’ve also been working to refine my approach to narrative pacing, and especially looking for new strategies for building tension. Emily Carroll is so skilled at building tension in her work, and I’ve been really inspired by her horror comics.

CA: What are some comics that have inspired you either growing up or as an adult?

EG: When I was a kid, my parents put all the comics in the house on the bottom shelf of the bookcase in the hallway next to my bedroom. I remember sitting on the floor next to that bookcase reading comics for what seemed like hours. There were collections of Edward Gorey’s work, and Charles Addams, both of which have had a huge influence on my work and general personal aesthetic. There were collections of comic strips like Calvin & Hobbes and Bloom County, too, which I loved

I also remember a family member giving me a copy of Maus when I was young, maybe too young to read something like that; I had nightmares about Nazis hauling my family away for weeks after reading it. It was completely different than any other comic I had read at the time, and I think that had a profound effect on the way I thought about comics and what they could do.

CA: What’s your ideal professional environment?

EG: I’ve found that I work best from my home studio. My drafting table is huge and gives me lots of room to sprawl out my pages and tools. Lots of natural light, an internet connection, and a good audiobook are a must.

CA: What do you most want our readers and industry professionals to know about your work?

EG: I’m always looking for true stories that showcase the tenacious foolhardiness of human beings. The more ridiculous, the more unbelievable, the better. I generally seek out subject matter with some visual element that will lend itself to striking imagery, but I’m also always up for a challenge.

CA: How can editors and readers keep up with your work and find your contact information?

EG: My portfolio, blog, and contact info can be found at emigennis.com. I’m pretty active on social media, too: you can find me on Twitter (@imemi), Tumblr (emigennis), and Facebook (/emigenniscomics).

If there’s a woman who you think should be included in a future installment of this feature, drop us a line at comicsalliance-at-gmail-dot-com with “Hire This Woman” in the subject line.

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11 Mar 05:36

beautifulmars: “Go tell the Spartans, passerby, that here,...





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“Go tell the Spartans, passerby, that here, obedient to their laws, we lie.”

11 Mar 05:14

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11 Mar 00:49

More Americans Get Food Poisoning From Fruits And Veggies Than From Meat

by Robbie Gonzalez

Are you doing the environmentally responsible thing and trying to eat more produce and less meat? Hey, good on you! Pat yourself on the back. Now brace yourself for some bad news.

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10 Mar 21:06

Rams, Eagles Swap Bradford, Foles

by Vincent Verhei

EVERYONE SLOW DOWN. ESPN's Adam Schefter is reporting that the Rams will trade quarterback Sam Bradford to Philadelphia in exchange for quarterback Nick Foles and draft pick compensation.

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10 Mar 20:22

Hannibal Burress getting well-deserved show on Comedy Central

by Kwame Opam
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Hannibal Burress, the comedian who currently plays well-to-do dentist Lincoln Rice on the critically acclaimed Broad City, just got his own show on Comedy Central. According to The Wrap, the new weekly half-hour series, titled Why? With Hannibal Burress, just got picked up for an eight-episode run that will air this July. The show will involve Burress addressing topical issues through standup, filmed segments, and on-camera interviews.


Burress' star is on the rise

Burress' star has been on the rise in the past year, due in no small part to his role on Broad City and his well-received comedy special Hannibal Buress Live From Chicago, which aired last May. In addition, the comedian struck a chord last year after his comments against Bill Cosby prompted a torrent of sexual assault accusations against the Cosby Show star that continues to this day.

If you're not familiar with Burress' comedy (and you should be), here's a sample:

10 Mar 20:21

Newswire: Raekwon and Ghostface will listen to your mixtape for $200

by B.G. Henne

This August marks the 20th anniversary of Only Built 4 Cuban Linx..., and to mark to occasion, Raekwon intends to serve up a documentary about his album. According to Rolling Stone, the video will include interviews with industry professionals discussing the album’s legacy and presumably telling Raekwon how dope his debut LP was. The Purple Tape Files: The Documentary And Film will also feature Cuban Linx contributor Ghostface Killah, and will be produced by longtime Raekwon collaborator Raj “Trini” Maharaj. The project is currently running a crowdfunding campaign at FanBacked.

In an interview with Rolling Stone, Raekwon discussed the logic behind crowdfunding, and shared some of the donor rewards for Cuban Linx enthusiasts. “Our vision for the film is for it to be as honest as possible, removing the filter from both ourselves and participants,” Raekwon said, adding, “The thought of having anyone but us in the driver’s ...

10 Mar 20:20

Newswire: Fox pauses its Luther remake, surprised it couldn’t find another Idris Elba

by Alex McCown
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"Fox apparently briefly considering having starving artist Marlon Wayans star in the Luther remake"

In news that will make everyone who isn’t a Fox executive shrug and say, “Yeah, that sounds about right,” Fox has temporarily delayed the American remake of Luther due to difficulties finding a leading man who can replace Idris Elba. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the network has decided to wait until the end of the casting rush of pilot season to resume its search for a leading man.

It seems that this pilot season has been particularly trying when it comes to finding leads for new shows. Evidence of just how hard it is to find a charismatic star to anchor a new show is perhaps best demonstrated with the fact that Fox apparently briefly considering having starving artist Marlon Wayans star in the Luther remake. And now that the success of Empire and How To Get Away With Murder has reminded television executives that humans other than ...

10 Mar 20:16

Why Would Anyone Want To Shoot A Sea Otter?

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fuck this

A century ago, the sea otter was almost wiped out. Now, after decades of conservation, one hunter is trying to bring its fur back into fashion.
10 Mar 20:15

Clinton's Private Email System Gets a Security "F" Rating

by timothy
Penguinisto writes According to a scan by Qualys, Hillary Clinton's personal e-mail server, which has lately generated more than a little controversy in US political circles, has earned an "F" rating for security from the security vendor. Problems include SSL2 support, a weak signature, and only having support for older TLS protocols, among numerous other problems. Note that there are allegations that the email server was possibly already hacked in 2013. (Note: Mrs. Clinton plans on Giving a press conference to the public today on the issue.)

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10 Mar 20:14

Tim Burton to direct a live-action Dumbo remake

by Kwame Opam

Tim Burton has signed on to direct a remake of Dumbo for Disney. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the film will be a mix of live action and CGI, with a script written by Transformers franchise screenwriter Ehren Kruger.

Dumbo, which doesn't yet have a release date, is only the latest classic Disney film the company is trying to revamp. Cinderella, which stars Downton Abbey's Lily James in the title role, hits theaters this Friday. Emma Watson also recently signed on to play Belle in the upcoming Beauty and the Beast remake.


Disney likely has a lot of faith in Burton

It's unclear what direction the Big Eyes director will take with Dumbo, but Disney likely has faith in his sensibilities. Burton has a long history with the company since the days of The Fox and the Hound, and last directed the successful (if middling) live-action Alice in Wonderland remake in 2010. He's also directing the sequel to that film, Alice in Wonderland: Through the Looking Glass, scheduled for release next year.

10 Mar 20:11

Jadeveon Clowney bitten by dog owned by teammate that stole his own truck

by Bill Hanstock

Dog bites man? Now there's a story!

Last week, Jadeveon Clowney had to go to a Pearland, Texas emergency room after he was bitten by South Carolina and Houston Texans teammate D.J. Swearinger's pit bull.

Swearinger, you may remember, was last in the news because he was suspected of stealing his own truck. (Good news for Swearinger: he's unlikely to face charges.)

Clowney's first year and offseason in the NFL did NOT go well. He was really hampered by injuries -- really dogbit, you could say. Now he can add what police call a "minor" dog bite that broke the skin of his right arm. The dog has been quarantined, as per procedure with animal bites. Swearinger and his brother are complying with all quarantine agreements.

In the meantime, someone put Clowney in a glass case until the season starts. Do they still sell Popemobiles? Maybe he should look into one of those.

For the record.....my dog and clowney were just playing and it wasnt a serious bite..they were only playing....cool out on all that. #thanks

— DJ Swearinger (@JungleBoi_Swagg) March 10, 2015

10 Mar 20:10

Patrick Willis is wearing a necktie on the INSIDE of his collar

by Bill Hanstock
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GAME CHANGER.

Patrick Willis had a very emotional retirement press conference on Tuesday, but let's take a moment to appreciate his creativity.

Someone needs to show Patrick Willis how to put wear a tie now that he's going to be heading out into the job market. pic.twitter.com/sIgmLHyg52

— The Angry Viking (@marcgreen69) March 10, 2015

This is going to revolutionize business casual as we know it. We've broken down how to achieve this look, Telestrator-style:

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Go and do likewise, friends. Be the Patrick Willis necktie you wish to see in the world.

10 Mar 20:09

Saints, Seahawks Swing Blockbuster Trade

by Vincent Verhei
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Per initial report by Jay Glazer, confirmed by others, the New Orleans Saints are trading tight end Jimmy Graham and a fourth-round pick to the Seattle Seahawks in exchange for center Max Unger and a first-round pick. Graham is automatically the top target in Seattle's passing game, but that is a huge price to pay.

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10 Mar 20:09

Patrick Willis retires: 'There's more to football than this'

by Louis Bien

Patrick Willis gave his final press conference as an NFL player Tuesday, citing potential long-term health problems as a reason for his decision to retire.

An emotional Patrick Willis officially announced his retirement Tuesday, explaining to a room full of reporters that he is leaving football in part because of the game's long-term effect on other players. He explained that he has seen players who can't pick up their children or walk well, saying, "My life is, there's more to football than this."

Willis is retiring after eight season in the NFL with the San Francisco 49ers. In that span, he arguably carved out a place in the Hall of Fame. He made the Pro Bowl every season except his last, and was named first-team All-Pro five times. He led the NFL in tackles twice, in 2007 and 2009, and made a trip to the Super Bowl in 2012.

Willis explained that he did not feel he would be able to keep playing and live up to the expectations of his teammates. "If I don't have what I know I need to give my teammates best chance to win," Willis said, "then I can't sit on the sideline collecting paycheck." He added that he has no regrets about his decision, and that there would be no reconsidering.

Willis' 2014 season was perhaps the hardest of his career. The linebacker appeared in just six games due to a toe injury, and the 49ers fell to 8-8 and and missed the playoffs after qualifying for at least the NFC Championship in the three seasons prior.

What Willis' plans are going forward are unclear.

And there he goes. Vaya con Dios, Patrick. pic.twitter.com/XTyTYHi8nz

— Niners Nation (@NinersNation) March 10, 2015

10 Mar 19:47

Steve Jobs would have loved the new MacBook

by Alice Truong
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One USB-C accessory with ports for power, HDMI, and USB costs $79, and it only lets people connect to one USB device at a time.
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It also is perhaps telling that the company doesn’t yet sell a USB-C ethernet adapter. Could this be a harbinger of the ethernet’s obsolescence?)

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The new MacBook is an incredible feat of engineering. To build it, Apple essentially started with its sleekest laptop model to date, the MacBook Air (1.7 cm at its thickest part), and dreamed up ways to make it thinner. It removed the fan from the logic board, designed thinner yet larger keys, developed sheets of batteries that can be layered on top of each other, and replaced almost every existing port on the computer with just one minuscule USB-C port, a new industry standard.

The result is beautiful: a powerful, energy-efficient machine that’s 24% thinner than the MacBook Air, measuring 1.31 cm at its thickest part. Like Apple’s iPhones and iPads, the new MacBook is available in gold, space gray, and silver.

“It took reinventing every technology in it to deliver something this amazing,” Phil Schiller, senior vice president of worldwide marketing, said Monday when he unveiled the new 12-inch MacBook with Retina display. “This is the vision of the future of the notebook, one of extreme portability.”

It’s also a vision that springs directly from the legacy of Steve Jobs, the late Apple cofounder, who prized minimalism and had a knack for moving people along to the next way of doing things, often without their even realizing it.

The MacBook has always been a very functional machine, combining power, price, and portability, while its trendier cousin, the MacBook Air, was targeted initially at minimalists. Though the internal specs might suggest otherwise, the new MacBook is now pushing the barrier when it comes to extreme minimalism. As one of the first computers with the new USB-C standard, it’s also one of the first laptops—if not the first—without a dedicated charging port. That’s because the new USB-C connector, roughly the size of the lightning port on newer iPhones and iPads, can be used in a variety of ways: to connect to USB devices, TVs, monitors, and power. You just need the right adapter.

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The lone USB-C port on the left side of the new MacBook.(Alice Truong/Quartz)

There are bound to be some grievances with this, starting with the cost. Apple reps who demonstrated the new MacBook’s features at Apple’s media event yesterday tell Quartz that the adapters will be sold separately. One USB-C accessory with ports for power, HDMI, and USB costs $79, and it only lets people connect to one USB device at a time.

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USB-C adapter for power, HDMI, and USB(Alice Truong/Quartz)

Then, there’s the problem of remembering the darn thing. Without the adapter, a power cable (or whatever else you might want to plug into the computer) is useless—although Apple would likely counter this by touting the all-day (read: nine hours of web browsing) battery life on the new MacBook. Apple used its space-saving design tweaks to pack the machine with sheets of batteries to take advantage of any available space.

Before yesterday, it was unfathomable to think people no longer needed a dedicated power port for their laptops. But Apple has a history of training consumers away from old habits and nudging us in new directions that seem obvious in hindsight.

For example, until Jobs explicitly took these things away, who among us realized we in fact had no need for floppy disk drives (iMac G3, 1998), phone jacks (MacBook, MacBook Pro 2006), ethernet ports (MacBook Air 2008), or CD/DVD players (MacBook Air 2008)?

Now, with the MacBook, Apple is upending the idea of the dedicated charging port. (It also is perhaps telling that the company doesn’t yet sell a USB-C ethernet adapter. Could this be a harbinger of ethernet’s obsolescence?)

By further reducing the number of ports on its laptops, Apple is aligning the MacBook with its mobile devices, which rely on a single port for charging and data transfer. Until new charging technologies are developed, the power cord isn’t going anywhere. But as batteries for portable devices get smaller and cram in more capacity, the idea of bringing along a power cord could one day seem a dated concept.

10 Mar 19:46

Life As The Barbecue Editor Of Texas Monthly

Daniel Vaughn will soon visit his one thousandth barbecue joint in eight years — that’s one thousand different places, not one thousand total barbecue meals.
10 Mar 19:36

Unarmed naked man fatally shot by officer in Atlanta suburb - CBS News

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the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun

"Alexander said the officer has been with the department for seven years and is white. The deceased man is black, he said."


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Unarmed naked man fatally shot by officer in Atlanta suburb
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TUCKER, Ga. -- A police officer responding to reports Monday of a suspicious person fatally shot a naked man outside an Atlanta area apartment complex who doesn't appear to have been armed, authorities said. The Georgia Bureau of Investigation has ...

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10 Mar 19:34

Two Months In Jail for the Homeless Woman Who Just Tried to Kill Portland's Camping Ban

by Dirk VanderHart

Multnomah County Circuit Judge Stephen Bushong looked down and scratched at the back of his neck, like you do when you don’t like your options.

The judge had just heard, this morning, from attorneys in the case of Alexandra Barrett, the homeless woman whose many arrests and citations for camping-related offenses last year served as an impromptu battle ground over a City of Portland ordinance outlawing camping on public property. That fight eventually came down on the city’s side, with Bushong ruling the camping ban is perfectly legal, even while warning that it wasn’t good policy.

The ruling meant Barrett had to stand trial earlier this month for 18 misdemeanor offenses—most related to her homelessness. A jury convicted her of 17 of them.

The options Bushong didn’t like this morning, then, had to do with how to sentence Barrett.

A prosecutor had just argued the woman should be treated sternly, asking she get a year in jail.

"She’s been on misdemeanor and felony probation, and has failed both,” Deputy District Attorney Andrew Sherwood told the judge. "Ms. Barrett at this point needs to be sent a message.”

Barrett’s public defender, meanwhile, agreed Barrett shouldn’t be put on probation. Defense attorney Francis Gieringer said Barrett chafed under court-ordered supervision, and had a better shot out in the homeless community—a place where she’s accepted, but has also lapsed into drug use. Gieringer asked Bushong to give her 30 days in jail.

"The plan from both of your perspectives is: She gets some jail time, gets released from jail, and what?” the judge asked. "She goes back to doing what she has been? Don’t you have a better plan? Does anybody have a better plan?”

No one did.

Barrett, wearing a white jail jumpsuit and sporting a braided mohawk, first declined to speak up for herself or answer questions about what she'd like to do with her life. But when Bushong indicated he’d prefer to assign her community service, she interjected: “Max me out, please,” she said. “I just wanna be out.”

She’d take jail and jail alone, if possible. She didn't want community service.

So Bushong scratched at his neck and thought for a minute, then quietly delivered his ruling:

"I don’t think we as a community benefit by jailing people because they are homeless," the judge said. "My preference would be to have Ms. Barrett do community service. That’s not the state’s preference. That’s not Ms. Barrett’s preference or her lawyer's preference."

The judge gave Barrett 60 days in jail, which will put her out at roughly the same time she'll be released for violating her probation on another misdemeanor case. He suspended her fines.

"Hopefully when she’s released from custody she’ll figure out a plan," Bushong said. "There's only so many things I can do here."

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10 Mar 19:34

Why You Should Never Sign A Cell Phone Contract Again

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all carriers suck forever

You can save money by opting for a month-to-month plan instead.
10 Mar 19:31

Apple's Trick For Using 'As Little Gold As Possible' In Its New, $17,000 Gold Watch

There is something conceptually funny about the product that Apple has engineered. We are talking about an 18-karat gold watch that, to quote one of the company's patents, uses "as little gold as possible."
10 Mar 19:25

God Shoots Himself While Cleaning Gun

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THE HEAVENS—Calling it a careless mistake that was thankfully less serious than it could have been, the Lord God, Maker of Heaven and Earth, admitted Tuesday that He accidentally shot Himself in the thigh while cleaning His Beretta 9 mm semiautomati...






10 Mar 19:25

There's Going To Be 20 Star Wars Book Prequels To The Force Awakens

by Rob Bricken
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because of course

No, that's not a typo. Lucasfilm and Del Rey have announced that between now and the premiere of Star Wars: Episode VII: The Force Awakens, there will be 20 new Star Wars books published, all set in the time between Return of the Jedi and the new, upcoming movie.

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10 Mar 19:20

Smiling Golden Retriever Who Was Born Without Eyes Provides Comfort to Disabled and Mentally Ill Patients

by Lori Dorn

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Photographer Stacey Morrison of Happy Tails Photography has captured beautiful images of Smiley, a beautiful nine-year-old golden retriever who was born without eyes at a puppy mill and who now brings joy and comfort on a daily basis to disabled and mentally ill patients as a certified pet therapy dog. According to Morrison, Smiley brings joy wherever he goes.

I call him a “heart dog” — when you meet him, even if it’s just for a moment or two, he changes you. Maybe this sounds hokey to some, but Smiley’s presence is one of peace and unfettered joy. He is happy in a simple, straightforward way that we can all learn from. And his name is truly fitting — he smiles ALL the time. Which makes everyone around him smile. It’s totally contagious and it just makes you feel good. Smiley was born without eyes and spent his first few years in a puppy mill. His condition also gave him a few other quirks: he is smaller than your average golden, but he has really big teeth. His back legs are a little bowed. And he looks like a puppy — from his size, to his soft, fuzzy coat, you would never guess this boy is nine years old.

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10 Mar 19:16

How small cable companies say they get screwed by their larger rivals

by Jon Brodkin
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all carriers suck forever

Small cable companies say the cost of programming is hurting their business, and they’re placing the blame partly on bigger cable operators like Comcast and Time Warner Cable.

Cable TV companies complaining about programmers charging high rates is nothing new. Even the very biggest cable companies in the nation, despite having great negotiating power relative to small operators, complain about the ever-rising cost of video programming.

Thus, there are continuous disputes between cable companies and programmers. But it's more complicated than that because the big cable companies also own a lot of TV networks, pitting them against small cable companies who have to buy programming from them.

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10 Mar 19:14

For Thunderbolt and Lightning, USB-C is very, very frightening

by Vlad Savov
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'From a user's perspective, there's little reason to want Lightning over Type-C. The former is an Apple-only standard, whereas the latter is destined to become the universal method for connecting anything to everything.'

The pros who sat on Lightning for two years waiting for device support because Apple wasn't providing first-party adapters have a few thousand dollars per seat worth of reasons to want Lightning over anything else. $3,000+ on trash cans and $300-$1,200/device for Thunderbolt-only 10GbE networking and high-speed storage options when they finally came out, and now the entire Thunderbolt support and hardware ecosystem is getting ready to run as fast as it can to USB 3.1.

The new MacBook represents Apple's vision for "the future of the notebook." That future is defined by thinness, lightness, and an almost total abandonment of external connectivity ports. Other than the mandatory headphone jack, there's just one port available on the MacBook: a USB Type-C connection that takes care of power, data transfers, and display output. Here's how Apple explains its choice of connector:


"As long as we were going to include a port for charging the new MacBook, we wanted to make sure it was the most advanced and versatile one available."

There was once a time when Apple saw the connected future built around a pair of boldly titled interconnects: Thunderbolt, for laptops and desktop computers, and Lightning for its mobile iOS devices. But the company's pursuit of a completely wireless laptop now bodes poorly for the future of Thunderbolt and even casts some doubt over the long-term prospects of Lightning.

Co-developed by Intel and Apple and introduced in the 2011 MacBook Pro, Thunderbolt promised to be the thing that made us leave USB behind. In simple terms, Thunderbolt is a much fatter and faster pipe for data transfers than USB, and it makes it possible to connect big storage arrays and high-resolution displays to your MacBook. Some four years after its introduction, however, Thunderbolt is still narrowly focused on high-end applications and hasn't been adopted or aggressively promoted by many PC makers beyond Apple.


The future is easy and convenient like USB, not superpowered like Thunderbolt

USB 3.1 with the smaller, reversible USB Type-C usurps the entire purpose of Thunderbolt cables for regular consumers. It lets you plug in your external hard drives — which make up the vast majority of the 50 Thunderbolt products on Apple's online store — and pushes video out to external displays. Type-C is easier to use than Thunderbolt and appears to be cheaper to implement, making it a no-brainer upgrade. Simple, less expensive, and still fast.

Apple is stridently asserting the new MacBook as its best MacBook ever, and its choice of interconnect is telling. The future, at least for mainstream consumers, is easy and convenient like USB instead of superpowered but expensive like Thunderbolt. The established high-end connector isn't going away immediately, as Apple used the same event to announce Thunderbolt 2 upgrades for the MacBook Air and Pro, but it will be swimming upstream to remain relevant in the face of an oncoming deluge of Type-C peripherals and devices.

The ubiquity of USB has already assisted in the demise of one Apple-led interconnect, FireWire, whose downfall began in similar fashion to today. FireWire was first phased out in 2008 in Apple's consumer laptops — which is exactly what the new MacBook is — and then disappeared from the Pro lineup within four years. Coincidentally, it was Thunderbolt that stepped into FireWire's place as the solution for high-speed connection needs.

Fat Thunderbolt connectors will never be used to connect or charge your phone, but that's what the new USB cable can do, and mobile devices like the Nokia N1 tablet are already moving to adopt it. I suspect we'll see USB Type-C embraced widely and quickly, with it serving to replace Micro USB cables for phones and simplifying many people's lives.

Who needs Lightning when the new USB connector is just as good?

That leaves Apple's Lightning connector for mobile devices as a big fat question mark. Lightning was a great upgrade over Apple's previous 30-pin connector, but its symmetrical design and ability to both power a device and transfer data from it are now duplicated by USB Type-C. From a user's perspective, there's little reason to want Lightning over Type-C. The former is an Apple-only standard, whereas the latter is destined to become the universal method for connecting anything to everything.

Philips has been first to use Lightning for the unconventional purpose of connecting headphones to your iPhone. First and, so far, last. It's a little surprising not to see greater enthusiasm for a wider range of Lightning peripherals, but then the licensing costs associated with it are probably substantial enough to curtail experimentation. Accessory companies seem to be focusing on making the popular types of peripherals that will recoup their licensing fees. It's those same licensing revenues that Apple enjoys that lead me to doubt it would want to ever mess with its Lightning connector. Plus, Lightning is a tiny bit thinner than Type-C, which actually matters in mobile devices that are starting to struggle to fit the headphone jack.

The road to complete wireless freedom is paved with USB connectors

Even if it would make the world a better place by harmonizing all mobile devices around a single cable standard, replacing Lightning with USB Type-C appears unlikely. There's no reason why Lightning and USB Type-C can't coexist: Apple just needs to put one connector on either side of the cable (and probably bundle that cable in its next iPhone's box). The newly detailed Apple Watch also shows that the company isn't quite ready to fully commit to Type-C for all its wired needs. In spite of representing the latest in Apple's technology, the Watch uses a full-size USB plug for its charging cradle, making it slightly less futuristic but a lot more widely compatible.

Wireless everything is evidently Apple's overarching objective. The bridge to getting us there, on the evidence of the new MacBook, will be USB Type-C. The Thunderbolt's rumble has been quietened, and the Lightning's shine has been dulled. The omnipresent USB port looks set to retain its title as the world's favorite connector, only in a slimmer, prettier, and easier shape.

10 Mar 19:03

The Apple Watch has 8GB of storage but only 2GB for music

by Micah Singleton
firehose

'The rest of the storage will be taken up by the OS and resources from other apps. '

'And if you're thinking about spending more for the $10,000 Edition to get extra storage, that won't work; it comes with 8GB too.'

Don't expect to store a ton of music on your Apple Watch. According to 9to5Mac, it has confirmed with Apple that the Apple Watch only has 8GB of storage, and only 2GB of that can be used to store your songs. That breaks down to roughly 200 songs, which is more than enough to get through a workout without your iPhone. You'll also be able to store photos on the Apple Watch, with 75MB of storage reserved for the Photos app. That's not much, but photos are downsized when downloaded from iCloud Photo Library, which will let you keep something around 100 photos on your wrist, according to 9to5Mac. The rest of the storage will be taken up by the OS and resources from other apps. And if you're thinking about spending more for the $10,000 Edition to get extra storage, that won't work; it comes with 8GB too.

10 Mar 19:02

Verizon FiOS drops The Weather Channel because there's an app for that

by Chris Welch
firehose

lol

The Weather Channel just disappeared from Verizon FiOS channel listings. This morning, Verizon sent an email to all customers announcing that its agreement to carry the channel has expired — and isn't being renewed. "In today’s environment, customers are increasingly accessing weather information not only from their TV but from a variety of online sources and apps," the company said in its statement. True enough, smartphones have put the current temperature, forecast, and emergency weather alerts in immediate reach. We won't get into the sensitive topic of which weather app is best, but Verizon seems to think they're all a better option than tuning your TV to The Weather Channel.


Your phone is better at weather than any TV

At least that's the public explanation. It's likely there's a financial impasse between both companies which is also influencing Verizon's decision. "We negotiate hundreds of these agreements each year and, while we are able to reach mutually agreeable terms with the majority of our programming partners prior to any service disruptions, sometimes broadcasters and cable networks demand unacceptable price increases," reads the Verizon website on broadcaster negotiations.

FiOS customers aren't being left without a source of 24/7 weather coverage, though; the new AccuWeather Network is being added to the channel selection effective immediately, and it can also be streamed when away from your TV using the FiOS smartphone app. Verizon notes that it gives viewers yet another option with the WeatherBug widget that can be enabled at any time. But in the end, there's really no replacing Jim Cantore — and as Quartz points out, AccuWeather isn't yet a match for The Weather Channel's non-stop storm-tracking operation. The Weather Channel was briefly dropped from DirecTV last year, but eventually the two managed to meet in the middle on a new agreement that brought it back.

10 Mar 18:42

Facebook-Linked Accounts Can Be Hijacked With This Tool

A researcher has created an easy-to-use tool designed to hijack accounts on websites that use the Facebook Login button, such as Booking.com, About.me, Vimeo and even news site Mashable.