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18 Apr 16:38

Cat Licking Vacuum Suction

by Kimber Streams
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vacuum pets beat

A cat licks and sticks its face in what appears to be an operational vacuum cleaner suction tube in this video uploaded by corkyobra.

via Tastefully Offensive

18 Apr 16:38

Watch Community Live - Community (by NBC) fuck this fuck you

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fuck this



Watch Community Live - Community (by NBC)

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18 Apr 16:38

Level-5 and Grasshopper's 'Liberation Maiden' becomes an adventure game

by JC Fletcher
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"the teenage president of Japan shoots down enemy structures from her flying mech"

Level5 and Grasshopper's 'Liberation Maiden' becomes an adventure gameGrasshopper Manufacture and Japanese game publisher 5pb are adapting Liberation Maiden, the 3DS/iOS game in which the teenage president of Japan shoots down enemy structures from her flying mech, into a visual novel for PS3.

Liberation Maiden SIN stars Kaido Kiyoto, chief of staff to president Shoko Ozora, and also, naturally, a mind reader. He works with the president and her cabinet of young women, because this is a visual novel and what would it even be about if not choosing who to date?

This game involves a large portion of the Japanese game industry in some nominal way. 5pb is publishing a game based on a universe originally published by Level-5; Suda 51 and Grasshopper Manufacture designed the original game, and Suda is writing scenarios for this one; Grasshopper is now part of Gungho Online Entertainment, which is itself now part of telecom company Softbank.

JoystiqLevel-5 and Grasshopper's 'Liberation Maiden' becomes an adventure game originally appeared on Joystiq on Thu, 18 Apr 2013 11:45:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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18 Apr 16:27

Grace Jones Citroen CX Car Advert (by 172rob)

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Grace Jones Citroen CX Car Advert (by 172rob)

18 Apr 16:20

The Librarian, Giuseppe Arcimboldo

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The Librarian, Giuseppe Arcimboldo

18 Apr 16:20

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18 Apr 16:19

Immanent Shutter: Another beloved neighborhood dive is...

by Erin DeJesus
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demolition! :(

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Another beloved neighborhood dive is about to go under: WWeek brings first word that Sellwood's Black Cat Pub will permanently close at the end of June. According to an official Facebook post, the building's owner has plans to complete demolish it later this year, leaving the Cat with a projected closing date of June 30. More as it becomes available. [WW]

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18 Apr 16:18

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18 Apr 16:17

Bitcoin exchange BitFloor shuts its doors, promises to return everyone's money

by Jeff Blagdon
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"because its US bank account is closing it won’t be able to provide the same level of dollar deposits and withdrawals that it has been up to this point"

Bitcoin exchange BitFloor is closing its doors, halting trading and announcing that it will return everyone’s funds. In an announcement on its main site, the company’s founder, Roman Shtylman, says that "due to circumstances outside [BitFloor’s] control" it "must cease all trading operations indefinitely." More specifically, BitFloor says that because its US bank account is closing it won’t be able to provide the same level of dollar deposits and withdrawals that it has been up to this point. The news comes after weeks of DDoS attacks and technical problems at leading exchange Mt. Gox and a roller coaster ride of price fluctuations that saw Bitcoin tank from a high of over $200 back down to a low below $70. The news was reported by The Next Web.

Back in September, BitFloor was hit with a $250,000 theft after an attacker got access to an unencrypted backup set of keys for the exchange’s wallet — the software through which people (and organizations) access and transfer their coins. The exchange managed to get back online within a few weeks, with Shtylman announcing his intention to repay the stolen funds.

It represented an important alternative in the highly concentrated market

Overall, BitFloor is tiny compared to Mt. Gox — it does less than four percent of that exchange’s trading volume — but it represented an important alternative in the highly concentrated market. At this point it’s still unclear what exactly happened with BitFloor’s US bank account that required such a speedy exit, but a Reddit user points out that the exchange is registered with FinCEN — the US Treasury Department’s Financial Crimes Enforcement Network — indicating that everything was seemingly above board with the US government. We’ve reached out to Bitfloor for comment on what precipitated the closure, and will update if and when we hear back.

18 Apr 16:16

Jagged Alliance: Flashback in development, seeking funding through Kickstarter

by Michael McWhertor

By Michael McWhertor on Apr 17, 2013 at 10:50p

Danish studio Full Control is developing a new Jagged Alliance game that it says "returns the franchise to the tactical turn-based action of the original games," according to an announcement. The developer of Jagged Alliance: Flashback says it hopes to fund the game through a Kickstarter campaign planned to launch next week.

Details on Jagged Alliance: Flashback are slim, but Full Control says the game will be set in the mid-1980s on the Caribbean Island of San Cristobal and will focus on Cold War-era conflict. The developer calls it "not just a reboot, but a reset" of the franchise.

Jagged Alliance: Flashback was announced earlier this month as a multiplatform title. Full Control is also developing a video game based on Space Hulk, which is bound for Windows PC, Mac and iOS.

18 Apr 16:16

nodamncatnodamncradle: Can we all take a minute and appreciate...

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prolly #nsfw



nodamncatnodamncradle:

Can we all take a minute and appreciate that hundreds of years ago a person poured hours of hard work into painting cherubs making human fart bubbles. 

18 Apr 16:14

barsala: Patrolling the woods as a Spanish dragoon ca. 1740...

by joanna-molloy








barsala:

Patrolling the woods as a Spanish dragoon ca. 1740 with Uno the Quarter horse.

18 Apr 16:13

Sony to sell camera mount for extreme dogs

by Sam Byford

Last year, Sony tried to take a chunk out of the GoPro-style wearable camera market with its own Action Cam, but its latest accessory could reach beyond the typical audience of extreme sports fanatics — the company has announced a dog-mounted camera bracket designed to give you footage from a pet's-eye view. The AKA-DM1's harness is adjustable, but is only designed for dogs over 15 kilograms (33 pounds) with a belly circumference of between 50 to 80 centimeters.

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It's out on April 26th for ¥5,250 (about $54), with no word yet on a release elsewhere. Given the high popularity of canine fashion in Japan, however, we wouldn't be altogether surprised if Sony decided to keep this particular product in its homeland.

18 Apr 16:11

This Is The Elvis Impersonator Arrested For The Ricin Letters

The FBI has arrested a Mississippi-based Elvis impersonator for mailing ricin to elected officials. Here's a video of him performing.
18 Apr 16:11

Authorities Will Release Clear Video Images Of Two Boston Bombing Suspects

Authorities have clear video images of two separate suspects in the Boston Marathon bombings carrying black bags at each explosion site and are planning to release the images today in an appeal for the public’s help in identifying the men.
18 Apr 16:11

Verizon earnings rise on wireless, broadband growth - USA Today - USA TODAY

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San Francisco Chronicle

Verizon earnings rise on wireless, broadband growth - USA Today
USA TODAY
Verizon Communications said Thursday its net income increased 15.8% to $1.95 billion in the first quarter as the telecom giant added more wireless subscribers while its FiOS pay-TV and broadband business also continues to grow. Its earnings per share of ...
Why are people still buying old iPhones? - MobileBurn.comMobile Burn

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18 Apr 16:10

A Straightforward And Hilarious Guide To Coffee

Sometimes you want an espresso and sometimes you want whiskey. For those of you finding yourselves in a similar sitch every morning, here’s a handy how-to-guide on your basic and not-so-basic coffee drinks.
18 Apr 16:10

British Women Are Now Tattooing Their Nipples

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The Only Way is Essex

Semi-permanent nipple tattooing has swept Liverpool by storm and has already reached the vajazzled land of Essex.
18 Apr 16:09

Monaco’s Trailer Has Stolen My Heart

by Craig Pearson
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GOTY for real for ever I don't even have to play it

By Craig Pearson on April 18th, 2013 at 3:00 pm.

Mon then.
I played a beta of Monaco about, ooh, two years ago. Back then, I was already impressed with the top-down steal(th) game’s interesting take on co-op thievery. It was one of those games that already felt complete, and I expected a few months more polish was all it needed. Craig of two years ago was such an optimist! Well, we all know the truth, and the game did not make my launch window. I was made to look a fool! But I can’t stay mad at Monaco. It will finally be out on April 24th, and there’s a trailer showing of where all that time was spent.

He coded charm into his game. I was seething with anger before I watched it, but 1m29s later a happy calm settled on me. The music, the voiceover, the cute skellingtons that dead people leave behind, they all worked on me like a deep-tissue massage from Johnny Depp. Watch the trailer while I collapse into a boneless mess on my beanbag.

18 Apr 16:09

First Doctor Who Set Photo of Matt Smith and David Tennant Together!

by Alasdair Wilkins
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SPOILER ALERT





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getting right to the most important detail in the photo: white Chucks

The Tenth and Eleventh Doctors officially share a scene in the 50th Anniversary special, in their first ever set photo together — plus a classic Who writer hints at more iconic monsters in the special! Captain America: The Winter Soldier and Transformers 4 will take over the Midwest this summer. Spoilers from here on out!

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18 Apr 16:07

Yahoo adds 2 more applications to mobile arsenal - Boston Herald


Economic Times

Yahoo adds 2 more applications to mobile arsenal
Boston Herald
SAN FRANCISCO — Yahoo is taking the next step in its effort to make some of its most popular services more appealing and accessible to the growing audience connecting to the Internet on smartphones and tablet computers. The mobile push being ...
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18 Apr 16:07

New Trailer For ‘Star Wars Uncut: The Empire Strikes Back’

by Justin Page

Star Wars Uncut released a new teaser trailer for their next Star Wars collaborative fan remake project, The Empire Strikes Back, where the entire film is recreated scene-by-scene. Participants are able to add their own creative touch to a scene of choice. You can learn more about the project in our previous post.

Star Wars Uncut is a crazy fan mashup remake of the original ‘Star Wars’ movies. It is the brainchild of Casey Pugh, a developer dedicated to creating interactive experiences on the web.

The saga continues with over 1500 participants re-imagining the classic ‘Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.’ This teaser is full of awesome Empire Uncut scenes from far and wide, ready for your previewing pleasure. We are continuously blown away by the creativity and craft we’ve seen from every user – now it’s time to spread the word to the rest of the galaxy! You can still claim a scene to remake until May 1, 2013.

18 Apr 16:06

Twitter Launches #Music App - ABC News


ABC News

Twitter Launches #Music App
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Share. 0. You no longer have to be Ryan Seacrest, Ne-Yo or Jason Mraz to play with Twitter's new music discovery app. After testing the app with music artists and influencers, Twitter #Music will be available starting today at https://music.twitter.com and as a ...
Twitter releases music appBoston Herald
Twitter launches social #music serviceFox News
Twitter #Music Is Officially a Thing, Folds In Rdio, Spotify and iTunesTIME
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18 Apr 16:06

Chicago sinkhole swallows three cars, injures man - Washington Times


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Chicago sinkhole swallows three cars, injures man
Washington Times
A sinkhole on the southeast side of Chicago swallowed up three vehicles Thursday morning, injuring one person who had to be pulled from the hole. Witnesses told police that the man was injured when he tried to drive round the hole, but it expanded and ...
1 Hospitalized After Chicago Sinkhole Swallows 3 CarsWLTX.com

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18 Apr 16:05

Transformers 4's Chinese cast members will be decided by reality show

by Rob Bricken

If there's three words that everybody associates with Michael Bay and his movies, those words are "commitment to quality." Which is why it should surprise no one that four of Transformers 4's cast members won't be chosen by antiquated nonsense like auditions or talent, but instead by winning a Chinese reality show.

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