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Confessions Of A Cellphone Holdout
→ Beams and potato chips
Dr. Drang:
At Ryan Irelan’s request, here’s a post about the structural design of potato chips by way of Euler-Bernoulli beam theory.
Worth it for the conclusion. (But don’t skip ahead. You need to read the whole thing to appreciate the conclusion.)
(And yes, this post is almost a year old. I’ve let… quite a few articles accumulate in my Instapaper queue over the last year.)
The Alleged Betrayal At The Heart Of Snapchat
Crowdfunded cups and straws quickly detect 'invisible' date rape drugs
The odorless and tasteless nature of "date rape drugs" can make them impossible for victims to detect before it's too late. But soon your drinking glass may able to warn you if dangerous chemicals have been slipped into your cocktail. Next month, DrinkSavvy will begin shipping plastic cups and straws that change color if a drink contains GHB, Rohypnol or Ketamine, three drugs commonly used to spike drinks. The effort began with a successful $50,000 Indiegogo campaign led by company founder Michael Abramson — who himself was once unknowingly "roofied" during a night out with friends.

A former engineering student, Abramson recruited the help of two former professors to create cocktailware that could potentially help thwart drug-facilitated sexual assault. Aside from the 16-ounce plastic cups, DrinkSavvy is also producing straws that shift color when in the presence of these date rape drugs. That makes for an easier tool for backers to carry around, and the company hopes to offer an expanded line of products to the public sometime in 2014. Rape crisis centers will have free access to the glassware, and DrinkSavvy is hoping that colleges will make its technology a central part of their rape prevention initiatives.
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Xbox Live Family Packs converting into individual Gold accounts Aug. 27
firehoseso glad the shitty Xbone news waited for tOR to come back online
how considerate
Xbox Live Family Pack subscribers will soon have their bundled Xbox Live Gold accounts dissolved into individual, unlinked accounts on Tuesday, August 27, Microsoft announced yesterday in an email to subscribers.In addition to having multiple subscription fees to worry about, this also means that users will no longer be able to access Family Pack-exclusive features, such as activity monitoring reports or the ability to allocate MS Point allowances to linked accounts. Reports will be removed during the account conversion on August 27, whereas allowances will be removed whenever the currency exchange takes place.
Microsoft is adding an additional three months of time to every Xbox Live Gold account that spawns from the conversion, so considering how Xbox Live Gold feature sharing works on the Xbox One, this isn't the worst of all possible futures - that's the one where Microsoft converts all Xbox Live Family Pack subscribers into Fruit-of-the-Month-Calendars of the Month Club subscribers. Every month, a new calendar about a different Fruit of the Month club!
Continue reading Xbox Live Family Packs converting into individual Gold accounts Aug. 27
Xbox Live Family Packs converting into individual Gold accounts Aug. 27 originally appeared on Joystiq on Sat, 10 Aug 2013 18:00:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.
Kitten with a whip
firehosekinda always wondered why catwoman didn't have a sidekick just to fuck with batman
How To Train Your Bagman and Other Imaginary Kiddie Noir Films
firehose"James And The Giant Stacy Keach"
"You Got A Real Nice Chocolate Factory Here, Be A Shame If Something Happened To It"
"Eulogy For A Wimpy Kid"
"Old MacDonald Bought the Farm"

One of the great Twitter hashtags of this week is #KidNoir. Gail Simone, Kurt Busiek, and others have been coming up with punny titles for noir-genre kids movies.
Pixel art controllers coming from Hyperkin this September
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ouch
Beyond the aforementioned platforms and the fact that they're slated to release sometime next month, nothing else is known about these double-retro doodads. We're hopeful that the controllers' plentiful angles and corners will somehow tessellate into a comfortable gaming experience, despite what logic and medical science may suggest to the contrary. Still, depending on how much they wind up costing, their comfort index is likely to be completely irrelevant.
Update: Engadget got its hands on Hyperkin's pixelated controllers at E3 and found them to be "quite comfortable to hold and use." It's a medical miracle.
Pixel art controllers coming from Hyperkin this September originally appeared on Joystiq on Sat, 10 Aug 2013 19:30:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.
People are losing their shit over Mega Kangaskhan Nintendo blew...
firehosethis pokemon's special ability is being a mom
"Ohh shhhiiiiiiiii"

People are losing their shit over Mega Kangaskhan
Nintendo blew up the spot at Pokémon World Championships by revealing another one of these dudes who can Mega evolve in Pokémon X/Y: Mega Kangaskhan.
Yeah, it’s dope that this upgrade gives it a Parental Bond ability that lets the kangaroo-dino thingy attack twice, but let’s be really real here: the baby Kangaskhan hopping out its mother’s pouch is what we’ll all remember, years from now.
And I’m not exaggerating about people flipping out over this reveal — listen to the crowd’s reaction in this clip posted by Nugget Bridge to hear what I mean:
"Ohh shhhiiiiiiiii"
PREORDER Pokemon X and Y, upcoming releases
Mark Millar and Todd McFarlane: Ladies, Comics Aren't For You
firehose"So, let's review.
Comics aren't for women. And if women do like comics, they shouldn't, because testosterone, and that's not the right platform for them.
But for those women who do read comics, it doesn't matter how they're portrayed. Because women don't read them, you see, so it's not necessary to write characters that will appeal to them. So if you're a woman, and you're reading comics, first of all, why are you reading them? Second of all, don't expect anything that appeals to you.
Because comics can't change. It's history. They reflect history and how things are, have been and always will be. Comics are entirely subject to the strictures of the genre as set down in the Comics Code of the Brethren Siegel and Shuster, and the code is the law. (Ha, Comics Code, my phrasing is ironic. Sorry, moving on.) Verily, as men have always leapt buildings with a single bound, so shall they continue, and yea, they shall save the hot girl, as is their function and as is her function.
Huh.
You know, I've heard this same crap over and over from bigotry-entrenched trolls on the Internet, but I've also heard this same crap denounced roundly by over half of the guys I know who read comics.
I didn't expect to hear it from these guys."
An hour ago I heard a cough coming from my closet. Just a minute ago I heard it coming from under my...
firehoseMAYBE CALL THE POLICE
UH OH RIP DATING TIPS FROM THE DOCTOR
An hour ago I heard a cough coming from my closet. Just a minute ago I heard it coming from under my bed… WHERE IS MY RAGGEDY DOCTOR???
What it's like to be a bartender in Antarctica
Customer suggesting deployment on a friday
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by uelandir
Athletic World (Bandai - NES - 1986) from wikipedia: “The...
firehosePOWER PAD MOTHERFUCKERS

Athletic World (Bandai - NES - 1986)
from wikipedia: “The game simulated five different Olympic-style challenges — Hurdles, Hop A Log, Animal Trail, Rafting, and Dark Tunnel. Movements in the game are controlled by the player physically running, jumping, and stepping on the pad in a similar fashion to modern dance pad games. Each challenge is designed to train the player in a different manner. Hurdles tests the player on timing, while Dark Tunnel challenges the player’s dexterity. This game also offers the unique feature of having players’ game play experience tailored to them by asking for their Name, Age, Gender, and the current date to provide them with customized advice.”
Listen To AOL's CEO Fire Patch's Creative Director During A Conference Call
firehosewhoa shit
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firehoseyou run away from things and then "you have the guts to do what's right when everyone else just runs away" and then you run away again






One man dead, woman injured after trooper fires into car near Chicopee just ... - Boston.com
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One man dead, woman injured after trooper fires into car near Chicopee just ... Boston.com A 23-year-old man was killed and a 22-year-old woman was injured early Sunday morning when a state trooper fired several shots into their car during an altercation that broke out after a routine traffic stop near Chicopee, according to a statement from State ... Man shot to death, woman injured after altercation with Massachusetts trooper at ...The Republic State trooper on administrative leave after shootingCapecodonline Ambulance Struck by Stray Bullets After Overnight Armed Robberyabc40 MassLive.com -WSHM-TV -Boston Herald all 18 news articles » |
Study Ties High Blood Sugar To Dementia
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Hey, Beyonce, this is Boston and you're going to get stuck in traffic just like the rest of us
OnlyMrGodKnowsWhycode name PACKAGE
Turns out Bey was in town for her boy Jay Z's duet with that other guy at Fenway tonight. Stanley Staco reports she got as snagged by post-concert traffic as everybody else in greater Kenmore:
FENWAY: Mult Boston Police CycleDiv units Setting up to move Jay Z + Beyonce outa Fenway Area, Lansdowne St now Gridlocked - Avoid Area.
FENWAY: Jay Z + Beyonce (code name PACKAGE) now being Rolled Out Lansdowne St under Boston Police Escort - Active Area
FENWAY *update* Package in Limo Stuck on, Ipswich St, due to disabled motor vehicle ahead, Crowd is forming, BPD units working All Hands.
Fans Are Furious After Disney Drops No 'Star Wars' News
firehoseNERDS
OnlyMrGodKnowsWhyDisney had warned people in advance there wouldn’t be some big reveal today despite the buzz surrounding the panel. “But we didn’t expect it to be true,” laments Entertainment Weekly’s Lindsey Bahr.
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Fans who packed into the Anaheim Convention Center for Disney’s live-action D23 panel on Saturday were left in a lurch, disappointed and upset, after it was revealed there would not be any news about the new Star Wars movies.
The beating Disney's taking online right now from voracious Star Wars fans ranges from the reasonably disappointed to, well, the not-so-reasonable:


The reaction wasn't entirely unexpected. Disney had warned people in advance there wouldn't be some big reveal today despite the buzz surrounding the panel. "But we didn’t expect it to be true," laments Entertainment Weekly's Lindsey Bahr. "If Disney doesn’t do anything Star Wars, that will be the headline on many blogs Monday morning," Slashfilm's Peter Sciretta said before the panel began. Sure enough, minutes after Disney chairman Alan Horn told the crowd there wouldn't be any news Slashflim had this headline up: "Disney Chief Insists ‘Star Wars: Episode VII’ Will Arrive in 2015; No New Info Coming From D23." His tweet could be considered a threat if that wasn't how everyone is covering the disappointment, in some way, ourselves included.
But this is what movie studios can expect from scoop-hungry fans every time they have these big conventions. The reveal hype generated by places like Comic-Con, where fans learned Batman and Superman will be teaming up for the first time on screen this year, will drive fans to react like this whenever they're left with nothing. The expectations are there, and studios can meet them or face the wrath.
But, in the end, it's not like any of these people aren't going to line up for three months ahead of Episode Seven's release.
Oh Yeah (Yello song)
It was also used in Futurama in prof. Farmsworth’s cool o meter. At the max it goes “Oh yeah”. When Bender has a tv program wiere bad things happen.
New Animated PNG Creation Tools Intend To Bring APNG Into Mainstream Use
firehoselet's all argue on how to pronounce png
because it's PEE EN GEE and you PING motherfuckers and fuck right off and out
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Time-Lapse of a Cargo Ship Transporting Containers in Rotterdam
The cargo vessel MS Renata deftly transports shipping containers around the port of Rotterdam, Netherlands in this time-lapse by MotorschipVitesse.
via The Presurfer
Here, Have a Video of Tom Hiddleston Singing “The Bare Necessities” at D23 Expo
Caturday
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Pagoda Cat is watching you meditate. Shot in Burma (Myanmar) by HeyItsWilliam, who shared this in the Boing Boing Flickr Pool.

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ATÉ MAIS OTÁRIOS!
Head of DC Comics: "We don't publish comics for kids. We publish comics for 45-year-olds"
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This remarkable quote is reported by Paul Pope, describing how a pitch of his was rebuffed by an un-named executive.
Asked by Yang if he had tried to do an all-ages book with a franchise character, Pope said he did test the waters, only to be knocked back. "Batman did pretty well, so I sat down with the head of DC Comics. I really wanted to do 'Kamandi [The Last Boy on Earth]', this Jack Kirby character. I had this great pitch… and he said 'You think this is gonna be for kids? Stop, stop. We don't publish comics for kids. We publish comics for 45-year olds. If you want to do comics for kids, you can do 'Scooby-Doo.' And I thought, 'I guess we just broke up.'"
















