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09 Oct 20:17

Chelsea Manning speaks from prison for the first time, rejects “pacifist” label

by Cyrus Farivar

In her first public statement since being sentenced to 35 years in prison, Chelsea Manning (formerly known as Bradley Manning) says that she rejects being called a “pacifist.”

Manning recently received the 2013 Sean MacBride peace award, which was accepted by Ann Wright, a retired US army colonel who has now become a prominent peace activist. But the young soldier says she had no idea she had been nominated for the award.

“I had absolutely no idea I received this award, let alone accepted it,” Manning wrote on Tuesday. “In fact, I first found out about the award when I began receiving mail containing quotes from Ms. Wright’s acceptance speech.”

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09 Oct 20:17

15-year-old punished for quoting Gus Johnson, Madden video game in middle school football game

by gguillotte
In the meantime, the boy and his parents insist that the high schooler learned the phrase from the uber-popular Madden 12 video game, which frequently will declare that a player has "get-away-from-the-cops speed," on touchdown runs, particularly when the player in question is of African American descent. The quote was first used by Fox announcer Gus Johnson, who credited Tennessee Titans running back Chris Johnson with the off-the-cuff intended compliment on a run in the video you see above.
09 Oct 20:16

NFL VP: Man yelled obscenities at Matt Schaub's home - NFL.com

by gguillotte
NFL vice president of security Jeff Miller confirmed Wednesday to NFL Media Insider Ian Rapoport that the league is aware of an incident at the home of Houston Texans quarterback Matt Schaub involving a fan.
09 Oct 20:16

Gloria Steinem Responds to Mileygate | omg! - Yahoo omg!

by gguillotte
"You know, I don't think so. I wish we didn't have to be nude to be noticed," Steinem said. "But given the game as it exists, women make decisions. For instance, the Miss America contest is in all of its states, forms … the single greatest source of scholarship money for women in the United States. If a contest based only on appearance was the single greatest source of scholarship money for men, we would be saying, 'This is why China wins.' You know? It's ridiculous. But that's the way the culture is. I think that we need to change the culture, not blame the people that are playing the only game that exists."
09 Oct 20:11

"Cait Sith Twins" - Madou Monogatari (Compile - Super Famicom -...



"Cait Sith Twins" - Madou Monogatari (Compile - Super Famicom - 1996)

09 Oct 20:10

City Club Bravely Attempts to Bridge Fluoridation Rhetoric Gap

by Denis C. Theriault

In the minutes after this year's water fluoridation push went down in flames, both sides—even the victorious forces of Clean Water Portland—were gingerly extending olive branches in a bid to move the city past a sometimes ugly political debate pitting kinfolk against kinfolk, neighbor against neighbor.

Surely, the entreaties went, we can all agree on our shared passion for dental health, for the health of our children (always the children), that both sides had the best interests of their city at heart.

"There are good people who believe perfectly the opposite of what we did," volunteer KC Hanson said to some fanfare at the Clean Water Portland party. "As a community, as Portland, we need to come together. I know you guys will."

Today, Portland City Club has announced it's taking the first step toward turning those salving sentiments into some kind of direct action.

Backers of the well-funded fluoridation push will work with the opposition movement's biggest local funder, Daniel Deutsch (a notable qualifier, given the out-of-state money that fueled the campaign) on a task force devoted to finding other solutions to our kids' lackluster dental health.

From City Club's statement:

“What excited us most about the campaign was the enthusiasm on all sides of the issue for a solution to Portland’s dental health problems,” said Nichole Maher, President Northwest Health Foundation. “After the election it was clear there were many areas in which the anti-side was actually an ally. It just made sense to reach out and combine forces.”

The task force will study the most workable solutions for improving dental health outcomes for children in Multnomah County. It will examine proven community-based strategies that have improved dental health in other cities. Following the findings of the report, the task force will develop a set of recommendations.

"I truly appreciate the willingness to come together, and find a common purpose, in spite of our being on opposite sides of the debate,” said Deutsch. “In the end, we are working toward the same goal, a healthier Portland. I'm thankful for the opportunity to be part of this collaboration."

Fluoridation foes made much of data, released late in the campaign, that showed modest improvement in Multnomah County cavity rates in the past few years—improvements that came without fluoridation. But all the same, cavity rates here are worse than the national average and also worse among lower-income children and people of color.

City Club has information on its task force here, and is accepting applications from interested potential members until next Wednesday, October 16.

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09 Oct 20:07

What we’re reading.

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09 Oct 19:58

Colorized Historical Photos by Colorizedhistory and Photo Chopshop

by EDW Lynch
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nice work man

Colorized historical photos

Mark Twain, colorization by Colorizedhistory

Faith is Torment has posted a gallery of colorized historical photos by two very talented colorizers: Zuzah of Colorizedhistory and Jordan J. Lloyd of Photo Chopshop. Denmark-based Zuzah specializes in colorizations of American Civil War-era photographs. London-based Lloyd has created many wonderful colorizations of Depression-era documentary photography. Both accept private commissions.

Colorized historical photos

Union Generals in 1864, colorization by Colorizedhistory

Colorized historical photos

“Old Gold” by Dorothea Lange (1939), colorization by Photo Chopshop

Colorized historical photos

General Bradley and General Eisenhower in 1944, colorization by Colorizedhistory

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09 Oct 19:55

Disney shuts down Pixar Canada studio, closure results in 100 lost jobs

by Chris Welch

Disney has decided to close up shop on Pixar Canada, a move that will result in the loss of 100 jobs. According to Variety, Pixar's parent company has apparently decided that moving forward, the best strategy is to have all employees working at the studio's main California headquarters. "The team at Pixar Canada is incredibly talented and we are so proud of the excellent work we have produced there," a spokesperson told Variety after news of the closing was made public.

"However, as we look at the creative and business needs of our studio, we’ve made the decision to refocus our efforts and resources under one roof in Emeryville and will be closing the studio in Vancouver." Pixar Disney wasn't responsible for the company's full-length films; instead, it produced several shorts that preceded Pixar's feature attractions. Those include Air Mater, Small Fry and Partysaurus Rex, reports Variety. In 2011, the Pixar Podcast interviewed Dylan Brown, Pixar Canada's creative director, about the studio and its mission to support the California HQ. The surprise closure, which is effective immediately, will no doubt come as heartbreaking news to those employees.

09 Oct 19:53

United Sports of America, Map Shows Popular Sports of Each State

by Rusty Blazenhoff
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Jess Fink beat!

Sports

For Slate, illustrator Jess Fink created a map called “United Sports of America” which attempts to answer the question: “If every state in the union had to choose an official sport, what would they pick?” The map is interactive and a full list of each state’s sports is provided at Slate. Personally, I was particularly charmed that cornhole is listed as Ohio’s sport.

Thanks Frank Jones!

09 Oct 19:53

Clever Outdoor Color Installation Mimics Lamplight

by EDW Lynch

(fos) installation

Madrid-based design studio (fos) used yellow tape and paint to create the illusion of a yellow triangle of light emanating from a lamp in this clever installation outside a Madrid restaurant.

(fos) installation

via CJWHO, DesignTAXI

09 Oct 19:52

Anniversary album MM25: Mega Man Rocks features six artists

by Megan Farokhmanesh
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Mega Ran beat

Bit Brigade appears to be a Minibosses cover band, which, uhh

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By Megan Farokhmanesh on Oct 09, 2013 at 3:00p

The Mega Man 25th anniversary compilation album from Sumthing Else Music Works and Capcom will feature the first new track in two years from The Protomen, in addition to five other musical artists.

Sumthing Else is a record label and distributor that partners with companies such as BioWare, Sony and Crystal Dynamics on video game music. According to the company's announcement, MM25: Mega Man Rocks will also include music from The Megas, Mega Ran, Arm Cannon, X-Hunters and Bit Brigade. The full tracklist is as follows:

The Protomen

  • "Built To Last" (New Original Song)
  • "The Will Of One"
  • "Breaking Out"

The Megas

  • "The Quick and The Blue" (Quickman from Mega Man 2)
  • "Promise of Redemption" (Bubbleman from Mega Man 2)
  • "Can't Stop The Top" (Top Man from Mega Man 2)

X-Hunters

  • All new recordings featuring Mega Man samples
  • "MM9 Medley" (Plug Man, Wily Stage 2, Splash Woman, and Wily Machine 2)
  • "X-Hunters Stage" (X-Hunter Stages 1 + 2 (X2) and Gates Laboratory (X6))
  • "X vs Zero" (Zero's theme from Mega Man X2)

Mega Ran

  • "Wily" (Dr. Wily Stage from Mega Man 2)
  • "Splash" (Splash Woman from Mega Man 9)
  • "20XX" (Intro Stage from Mega Man X) (New Song)

Bit Brigade

  • "Mega Man 2 - Dr. Wily Stage 1" (Mega Man 2)
  • "Mega Man 2 - Air Man Stage" (Mega Man 2)
  • "Full Outro" (Mega Man 2)

Arm Cannon

  • "Mangnet Mang" (Mega Man 3)
  • "Hi, I'm Mark Spandrill" (Spark Man theme/Spark Mandrill theme from Mega Man 3/Mega Man X)
  • "Borrow Mega Nuke" (Boomer Kuwanger theme from Mega Man X)

Songs will either feature or be inspired by different samples from the Mega Man series. You can preview the album through Sumthing Else.

MM25: Mega Man Rocks is currently available for pre-order for $9.99. The album will be available as a digital download through Sumthing Else, iTunes, Amazon and other online retailers Oct. 29.

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09 Oct 19:50

Music: Great Job, Internet!: Watch Jon Wurster and Aimee Mann play a couple of star-crossed John Denver lovers in a new video

by Marah Eakin

Aimee Mann and Jon Wurster should make more music videos together. The two have already teamed up for a couple, including Mann’s excellent clip for “Labrador,” and just today popped up playing a couple of John Denver lovers in a clip for a Denver song. The song, “Prisoners,” is a cover by Dinosaur Jr.’s J. Mascis and Sharon Van Etten and appears on ATO’s recent compilation The Music Is You: A Tribute To Jon Denver.

The Scott Jacobson-directed clip is truly a love letter to both Denver and the aesthetic he inspired, as both Wurster and Mann fling around their sandy blond wigs with aplomb. There are also puppets involved, which is either an homage to Denver’s good relationship with The Muppets or a nod to puppets just being a fun thing to have in music videos.

"Prisoners" by J Mascis and Sharon Van Etten from ...

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09 Oct 19:42

Harrison Ford is "chatting" with Ridley Scott about Blade Runner 2

by Rob Bricken
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stop, no, don't

Harrison Ford is "chatting" with Ridley Scott about Blade Runner 2

During promotion for Ender's Game in the U.K., Harrison Ford told IGN that 1) he's "chatted" with director Ridley Scott about a follow-up to the 1981 scifi classic Blade Runner and 2) he would be willing to return to the role. This is probably a bad thing.

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09 Oct 19:26

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09 Oct 19:18

See Where Our Bat Lights Hang Out | Rejuvenation

by gguillotte
It’s no surprise that New England, home of the Headless Horseman, Salem Witch Trials, tragic shipwrecks, abandoned settlements, and haunted cemeteries, is the region where the largest number of our Drake and Sunset fixtures reside.
09 Oct 19:18

TV: Newswire: Dan Harmon offers new Jeffrey Dahmer analogy for Community, which goes over about as well as you'd expect

by Sean O'Neal
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'Dan Harmon has followed his recent, instantly regretted comparison of the show’s fourth season to watching his family getting raped by likening that same season to rapist serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. ... without Harmon weighing in, the creation of a subreddit thread dedicated to criticizing the anonymously submitted opinions on a slightly larger Reddit thread regarding a niche television show might have been regarded as something less than significant.'
...
'In related news, Community is reportedly a fun comedy show, and not actually just a collection of news stories about behind-the-scenes problems and Dan Harmon saying things.'

Continuing the mission to bring back the Dan Harmon era of Community by saying as many instantly regrettable things as possible, Dan Harmon has followed his recent, instantly regretted comparison of the show’s fourth season to watching his family getting raped by likening that same season to rapist serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer. Much as those earlier comments were prompted by the proximity of Harmon to a microphone, so his latest were made necessary by the rare occasion of someone on the Internet criticizing Community—in this case, various people on the subreddit thread “Unpopular Opinions About The ‘Unpopular Opinions About Community,’” which Harmon actively sought out and participated in. Because without Harmon weighing in, the creation of a subreddit thread dedicated to criticizing the anonymously submitted opinions on a slightly larger Reddit thread regarding a niche television show might have been regarded as something less than significant.

Harmon’s ...

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09 Oct 18:57

How to Make a Cucumber Look Like a Living, Slithering Snake

by Kimber Streams
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sushi chefs are amazing

Master Sushi Chef Hiro Terada demonstrates how to make a cucumber look like a living, slithering snake with very precise cuts in this video by NoVe Sushi and Bar.

Cucumber Snake

Cucumber Snake

GIF via RocketNews24

via ITmedia, RocketNews24

09 Oct 18:46

What if superpowers were a sexually transmitted disease… and fatal?

by Rob Bricken
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is it just a marketing zeitgeist, or just me, or are there a lot of "sex is a superpower" comics out there

What if superpowers were a sexually transmitted disease… and fatal?

The characters of Titan's new comic Death Sentence are not heroes. They’re normal people who had unprotected sex, received superpowers, and will die in six months — and that’s the fantastic premise of Death Sentence #1, which you need to check out. Plus zombies attack Riverdale, The Walking Dead goes to war and more in this week’s comic releases!

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09 Oct 18:39

Taking test would net suspension for cheerleader | KXAN.com

by djempirical

PFLUGERVILLE, Texas (KXAN) - Senior Ally Batista loves being a cheerleader at Hendrickson High School in Pflugerville, but she loves her academic future even more.

Batista intends to take her first available SAT this Saturday, even though she will miss a cheer event.

That would be Ally's 'third strike' according to school cheerleading policy.

"It's ridiculous," Ally said. "My priority is school and I am taking the SAT regardless."

Ally must take the Saturday test to make the early admissions deadline. She hopes to double major at Purdue in computer science and international business.

Her first two 'strikes' came last spring. Once when she had a lead role in a school play after cheer events were over for the term, except for practices. The other strike came when she attended the swim team banquet with her boyfriend. She grants that one does merit a strike.

Ally, the school's Homecoming Queen, watched as her mom appealed to the school's assistant principal and cheer coach without success.

"I feel they had their minds made up," said her mom, Pam Hooper. "They were going to punish girls who took the test. The coach only responded briefly to me via e-mails, she hasn't returned my calls."

The school says it will suspend Ally from the team for three weeks, meaning she cannot cheerlead or even attend the school's games, which include a showdown with rival Pflugerville High on Oct. 18.

"We believe it is a mischaracterization to say that any student is being punished for taking the SAT," the district said in a statement. "When cheerleaders miss a scheduled event for any reason they are aware there will be disciplinary consequences."

"They should be able to take this SAT test without any stress or frustration," Ally's mom said.

As for resuming her cheerleading down the road, Ally says, "I don't know if it's worth being on the team for three more weeks. It's a hard decision for me."

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09 Oct 18:38

DreamWorks Animation's CEO offered $75 million for three more 'Breaking Bad' episodes

by Jacob Kastrenakes

The CEO of DreamWorks wanted to see a few more episodes of Breaking Bad, and he was willing to put up a Walter White-style stack of money in order to make it happen. According to Variety, Jeffrey Katzenberg — who as CEO of DreamWorks Animation had no relationship to the series — offered to finance three additional episodes of the show for $25 million apiece. The price would likely have marked a massive profit for those involved, as the average episode during Breaking Bad's previous season cost about $3.5 million.


"I was nuts for the show."

In part, the idea came out of Katzenberg own passion for Breaking Bad. "I was nuts for the show. I had no idea where this season was going," he reportedly said. Variety says that Katzenberg told audiences that his offer was made six weeks ago, before he knew where the series was headed.

But Katzenberg's offer wasn't entirely out of an appreciation for the show. According to Variety, Katzenberg said that he wanted to "create the greatest pay-per-view television event for scripted programming anybody’s ever done." Though three distinct episodes would be created, Katzenberg would have had them air online in six-minute chunks over 30 days — far from the best way to sustain dramatic tension. The episode reportedly would have cost around 50 to 99 cents each, though it's unclear if that would be per segment or for a full episode. Clearly Katzenberg's offer didn't pan out, but then again, he might not be opposed to an epilogue.

09 Oct 18:36

Agents of SHIELD is all about Skye's journey... and that's a problem

by Charlie Jane Anders
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'Skye, as a character, is doing almost all the heavy lifting on this show, and arguably the series is about her journey from outsider to agent. And at this point, her range is basically from "smirk" to "pout." I don't think that's actor Chloe Bennett's fault — I think that's how the character is being written.'

Agents of SHIELD is all about Skye's journey... and that's a problem

Last night's Agents of SHIELD focused on the newest member of the team. Skye is the Gwen Cooper to this show's Torchwood, having joined the organization in the very first episode, and last night's episode was all about whether she was SHIELD material. Sadly, the episode served to highlight some of this show's pitfalls.

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09 Oct 18:31

Samsung doesn't understand Lorde's 'Royals,' uses it to advertise the Galaxy Note 3 to street urchins

by Nilay Patel

Here are some quick facts:

1. "Royals," by 16-year-old New Zealand singer Lorde, is currently number one on the Billboard Hot 100.

2. "Royals" is is about rejecting the ostentatious displays of materialism that dominate much of popular music.

3. Samsung just used "Royals" in an ad called "The Developer" featuring the $300 Galaxy Note 3 and $300 Galaxy Gear smartwatch.

4. The ad features street urchins singing "Royals" while spying on soccer superstar Lionel Messi, one of the most highly-paid soccer players in the world. Messi is walking around their slum wearing a sharply tailored suit. At the end, he uses the Note and the Gear to demolish an abandoned building, creating a soccer field onto which the urchins excitedly run. It is not clear if the urchins are excited to play soccer, or if they are simply hoping Messi will provide them with food and shelter.

5. This, according to the accompanying text, is meant to be a "dramatic retelling of actual projects completed by the Messi Foundation." None of that is made clear in the ad itself.

6. Whatever the hell is going on, it is the exact opposite of the message contained in "Royals," and speaks to Samsung's intensely weird lack of self-awareness and almost complete inability to sense irony in any form whatsoever.

7. This, presented without comment, is Samsung's actual description of the ad.

Told from a child's perspective, "The Developer" is a musical short film by Samsung featuring Lionel Messi and the hit single "Royals" by Lorde.

A mysterious stranger arrives in a low income neighborhood and captures the imaginations of the children who live there. He is "The Developer" and the children view him with a deep suspicion.

Together with his Samsung GALAXY Note 3 and GALAXY Gear, the Developer effortlessly masterminds a secret construction project. Using the latest in Samsung technology including Action Memo, Pen Window, Scrapbook and hands-free call capability on the Gear, the Developer orchestrates and executes his mysterious mission.

The children watch in awe. They reflect on their current situation by singing Lorde's breakout hit "Royals," a song about overcoming her own humble beginnings.

The spot concludes with a beautiful new pitch that has been constructed in the toughest part of town. The Developer is revealed to be the world's reigning football star, Lionel Messi, fulfilling his personal mission to help under privileged children.

The events in this story are a dramatic retelling of actual projects completed by the Messi Foundation. The film was directed by Adam Hashemi.

8. There are no additional words.

09 Oct 18:26

"So weak!" - Madou Monogatari (Compile - Super Famicom -...



"So weak!" - Madou Monogatari (Compile - Super Famicom - 1996)

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09 Oct 18:25

GOG's 'Shutdown Promo' grants free games to furloughed government employees

by Jordan Mallory
GOG's 'Shutdown Promo' grants free games to furloughed government employees In what may be the most tongue-in-cheek sale in the company's history, GOG's "Shutdown Promo" lampoons the state of our nation's cryogenically frozen legislative branches with free games for government employees that have been affected by the shutdown, and 50-percent discounts for the rest of us.

Government employees that email a picture of themselves holding their furlough notification letter to thanksobama at GOG dot com (seriously) will receive free copies of the following: Capitalism Plus, Capitalism 2, Tropico Reloaded, The Guild Gold Edition, Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri, Theme Hospital and Redneck Rampage Collection. For everyone else, all of these games are available for under $5.

The public sale lasts until 8:59 a.m. Eastern tomorrow, but government employees have until noon Eastern on Friday, October 11 to send in their pictures. Oh also, on a totally unrelated note how serious of a crime is it to impersonate a government employee? Asking for a friend.

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09 Oct 18:25

Microscopic Android: How to get real apps running on the Samsung Galaxy Gear

by Ron Amadeo
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NOW WE TALKIN
ROOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER

1.6 inches of raw Android power.
Ron Amadeo

While the Samsung Galaxy Gear isn't the greatest piece of consumer technology we've ever seen, once you sidestep Samsung's not-very-useful software, you'll find a pretty cool platform for hacking.

The Galaxy Gear ships with a "USB debug" checkbox in the settings. Check that box, hook it up to a computer, and it will be usable with ADB, the Android Debug Bridge. ADB will in turn allow you to fire up a command line and sideload whatever you want onto the Gear's 4GB of storage. The Gear runs Android 4.2.2 with an 800MHz processor and 512MB of RAM, so it can run real apps just like any other Android device. Considering that the original Android phones all had 528MHz processors and only 192MB of RAM, the Gear is a miniature powerhouse in comparison.

While there's no way to get root access (yet), you'll find the Gear to be surprisingly capable of running a normal-looking Android setup. I was able to get a few apps running, play some music, and even watch a very tiny video!

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09 Oct 18:24

Greenpeace disputes Russia's claim it found drugs on Arctic Sunrise - CNN

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rofl


The Guardian

Greenpeace disputes Russia's claim it found drugs on Arctic Sunrise
CNN
Moscow (CNN) -- Russian investigators said Wednesday they had found narcotics on a Greenpeace ship whose crew was detained in the Arctic last month -- an allegation quickly disputed by Greenpeace as a smear. Some of the 30 people who were aboard ...
Russia Says Drugs Found on Seized Greenpeace ShipWall Street Journal
Russia says drugs found on Greenpeace ship, plans new chargesChicago Tribune
Russian investigators pressing drug charges against Greenpeace activistsToronto Sun
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09 Oct 18:24

Why Aren't There More Female Animated Characters?

by Paul Constant
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"Jesus, two female characters in one movie? Someone get this guy an Oscar or a Purple Heart, already. I can't imagine what a nightmare that must've been."

Apparently, according to the head of animation on an upcoming kids movie, it's because "animating female characters are really, really difficult, because they have to go through these range of emotions, but you have to keep them pretty."

He goes on to complain:

So, having a film with two hero female characters was really tough, and having them both in the scene and look very different if they’re echoing the same expression; that Elsa looking angry looks different from Anna being angry.”

Jesus, two female characters in one movie? Someone get this guy an Oscar or a Purple Heart, already. I can't imagine what a nightmare that must've been.

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09 Oct 18:23

Music: Newswire: Donald Glover releasing a new Childish Gambino record sometime this winter

by Marah Eakin
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"unfortunately titled Because The Internet"

When Donald Glover took his leave from Community, it was ostensibly to concentrate on his music career (as well as his fictional musical career). He’s been making good on that promise and will release a new Childish Gambino album this “winter break,” whenever that happens for grown-ups. Glover teased the record, the unfortunately titled Because The Internet, with a new short video, as well as a new freestyle, “Yaphet Kotto.” The Homicide: Life On The Street actor could not be reached for comment. 

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09 Oct 18:08

Snoop Dogg & Kate Upton Star in Bizarre ‘Fully Baked’ Hot Pockets Ad

by Rusty Blazenhoff
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brands, brands, brands

In a new “deliciously dreamy” music video-style ad for Hot Pockets, model Kate Upton and Snoop Dogg parody Biz Markie’s 1989 hit song “Just a Friend (You Got What I Need)” with “You Got What I Eat.” The video’s dream sequence has Kate and Snoop meeting in the clouds near “Snoop’s Sky High Bakery” which is undoubtedly where these meaty microwave sandwiches get “fully baked.” Larry King cameos as a cheese pimp. Snoop previously starred in “Pocket Like It’s Hot,” an earlier –but equally as strange– ad for Hot Pockets.

Here’s a taste of the song’s lyrics:

He be baking all day
I bake everywhere
Wanna bake with me?
Then come on in
We light up taste buds
From beginning to end
My buttery seasoning so hip
It drips
Tastes so good
Gotta lick your lips
Smell my savory garlic
but don’t disturb
The garden where I grow
flavor-fantastic-al herbs

via UPROXX