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Mr. Pumpkin Frightens & Twerks With Unsuspecting Victims Who Get Too Close
As part of a funny Halloween prank, Sylwester Adam Wardega (aka “SA Wardega“) dressed up as a creepy Mr. Pumpkin and jumped out at unsuspecting victims who get to close. After frightening the people, Mr. Pumpkin would then do a funky dance and twerk to music. Previously, we wrote about SA Wardega when he dressed up as Spider-Man and caused mischief in Poland.
video via SA Wardega
Farming Simulator 14 going mobile Nov. 18

By Colin Campbell on Oct 31, 2013 at 4:15p
Farming Simulator 14 will roll out for iOS and Android on Nov. 18, publisher Giants announced today.
The agricultural franchise tasks players with raising crops and livestock while dealing with market fluctuations and natural challenges. First launched in 2008, Farming Simulator games have sold more than four million copies to date, across multiple platforms, according to the company.
Giants says this version of the game has "a new refined look and double the equipment." A price for mobile versions of the game has not yet been announced, according to a company spokesperson.
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Left and Right Tail-Wags Trigger Different Emotional Responses In Dogs

Dogs communicate a lot through their tails, whether it be through furious I’m-so-freakin-happy-to-see-you wagging or the I’m-scared-shitless tail between the legs. But a new study from Italy shows that canines also recognize and respond to wagging in surprising ways, including whether the wagging happens on the left side or right side of a fellow dog.
Homemade LEGO Guy Halloween Costume
citizenera5er’s son made a really awesome homemade LEGO guy costume for Halloween.
medievalpoc: 1800s Week! Unknown British Artist Portrait of...
firehoseQuaker beat

1800s Week!
Unknown British Artist
Portrait of Paul Cuffe/Cuffee
England (c. 1880)
oil on canvas, 64.1 x 52.1 cm.
Stuart P. Feld collection, NY, NY
The Image of the Black in Western Art Research Project and Photo Archive, W.E.B. Du Bois Institute for African and African American Research, Harvard University
Paul Cuffee (1759-1817) was a man of Aquinnah Wampanoag and West African Ashanti descent, Quaker businessman, ship owner, navigator, abolitionist and also founded the first racially integrated school in Westport, Massachusetts. He was the founder of the Friendly Society of Sierra Leone, and organized expeditions that facilitated emigration of free Blacks from the United States to Sierra Leone and the newly independent Haiti.
hmm yes I will reblog old-timey sailor pics
discardingimages: bad breath, stitched parchment – exorcism...

bad breath, stitched parchment – exorcism performed by pope Leo IX
Passionary, Weissenau 12th century.Cologny, Fondation Martin Bodmer, Cod. Bodmer 127, fol. 191r
Just another day for ol’ Pope Leo, all like, “ugh whatevs demon coming out of someone’s mouth, when’s lunch?”
chipleydesign: Need a little something for the nursery? Day of...





Need a little something for the nursery? Day of the Dead Sugar Skull wallpaper.
OH SHIT.
I… Fraction — where can we put this in our house? Bathroom, maybe?? Inside closets??
The Secret, Steamy History Of Halloween Apples
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The Halloween apple was once a powerful symbol of fertility and immortality.
Happy food politics Halloween
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Thanks to Food and Water Watch for this tidbit.

How much candy do Americans buy—and presumably eat—for Halloween?
According to ConfectioneryNews.com, Halloween is the largest seasonal period for confectionery in the United States generating candy sales of nearly $2.4 billion just in the last two weeks of October.
Enjoy the holiday.
Senate committee passes NSA 'improvement' bill that wouldn't end mass data collection
firehoseFeinstein :|
The Senate Intelligence Committee has passed a bill from Dianne Feinstein (D-CA) that will ostensibly reform the NSA's surveillance. But the bill, which passed 11-4, is largely aimed at preempting more substantial legislation while making minor changes to the agency's mass collection of American call records. Called the FISA Improvements Act, it prohibits bulk collection of phone metadata, except under certain circumstances — which aren't much different to the rules under which the NSA already operates.
The bill, which has been summarized at Feinstein's site, wouldn't substantially change the existing procedure for collecting data. The "improvements" instead appear to be in who can make queries. It calls to limit the number of people who can authorize a query, and says that the NSA must keep a record whenever it examines information with "reasonable articulated suspicion" (an existing standard in the agency.) These must be presented to the FISA Court, which will be able to order the destruction of reviewed data it doesn't think meet the standards (as has already happened after a FISC review.) It would also limit the number of "hops," or numbers connected to the original query, that the NSA can analyze (the agency has previously said it stops at three hops.)
Feinstein's bill could further codify a controversial program
Feinstein's bill also introduces more oversight, at least on paper. Every year, the NSA would have to release the total number of queries it made of the metadata system, along with how many led to a court order or a formal FBI investigation. The policy for intelligence collection abroad under an executive order would have to be reviewed every five years, and the FISA Court can call in outside parties to help examine specific cases. Practically speaking, though, it would also codify the NSA's ability to perform bulk collection of phone records — something it currently does under a somewhat vague interpretation of the FISA Amendments Act's Section 215.
What appears to be the most extreme part of the legislation isn't actually aimed at the NSA itself at all. Instead, it would establish criminal penalties of up to ten years for people who willfully access unauthorized information. If enforced, that would be a sharp change from the punishments described in an earlier document: most people who accessed unauthorized information were either demoted or stripped of security clearance, and several retired instead of facing other disciplinary action. But those cases, at least based on the NSA's releases, are relatively few, and the change would establish yet another law to allow the prosecution of whistleblowers like Edward Snowden.
The FISA Improvements Act stands in opposition to Senator Patrick Leahy's (D-VT) USA FREEDOM Act. Leahy's bill would require the NSA to establish that information was "relevant and material to an authorized investigation into international terrorism or clandestine intelligence activities" before collecting it, essentially banning the bulk court orders currently sent to telecoms. It would also set the FISA Amendments Act to expire in 2015 rather than 2017, giving opponents a chance to vote it down within the next two years. The bill, introduced two days ago, remains in committee.
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Government taps engineers from Google, Red Hat to fix Healthcare.gov
firehose"The agency also reportedly asked Verizon's enterprise division to help fix the site"
we're fucked
The government has tapped engineers at Google, Oracle, and Red Hat, among other companies, to assist in untangling the problems with its online health insurance marketplace.
The site, a key part of President Barack Obama's healthcare reform effort, has numerous bugs that have prevented Americans from signing up for health insurance.
Michael Dickerson, a site reliability engineer on leave from Google, is among the experts recruited by the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services (CMS), the agency responsible for the site. Dickerson will be working with QSSI, the contractor that has been put in charge of fixing the problems with the site by November 30th.
Dickerson will be "leveraging his experience stabilizing large, high throughput applications to improve HealthCare.gov's reliability and performance," the agency announced today. His participation does not mean his employer is involved with the effort. (Google declined to comment.)
CMS has recruited "dozens" of engineers and analysts from the private sector
CMS has recruited "dozens" of engineers and analysts from the private sector to work on Healthcare.gov as part of the "tech surge" announced by President Barack Obama. The agency also reportedly asked Verizon's enterprise division to help fix the site, and even more help is also coming from the Presidential Innovation Fellows program, which includes entrepreneurs and programmers who hack on government projects.
Xbox One Kinect privacy policy promises to keep secrets, but not all of them
In a privacy statement updated in advance of the Xbox One launch, Microsoft outlines how its new Kinect will use the data it collects, warning of a lack of privacy while chatting on Xbox Live and promising to keep details about your face and body private.
From the "skeleton" Kinect generates by scanning your body, to hand gestures, voice commands and exercise information from using Xbox Fitness, the statement expands upon the broader privacy concerns the company addressed in June, outlining some of the next-gen Kinect's touted features, like facial recognition and how the company plans to use that information.
Facial recognition on Xbox One can be used to sign players in automatically, which the privacy statement breaks down technically.
"The camera can be used to sign you into the Services on the console using facial recognition technology if you choose. To do this it measures distances between key points on your face to create a numeric value that represents only you. This value is stored as a very long set of numbers."
Microsoft says that information stays on the console and is not shared, adding, "No one could look at the numbers and know they represent you."
Similarly, Kinect's mapping of your body to produce a trackable skeleton produces a set of numeric values that are stored temporarily, then "destroyed" when you end a gameplay session. Microsoft says it may collect that body-tracking data, analyze it and use that information to "improve the gaming experience" but doesn't permanently store the data.
"The numeric values sent to Microsoft are destroyed after analysis is complete. The stick figure representation cannot be used to identify you."
Microsoft says hand gestures used to control the system and facial expressions — which can be used to "control or influence a game" — also cannot be used to identify players.
According to the privacy statement, when using Kinect's microphone array for online voice chat during gameplay, users "should not expect any level of privacy concerning your use of the live communication features such as voice chat, video and communications in live-hosted gameplay sessions offered through the Services." Microsoft says it may monitor that communication "to the extent permitted by law, but we cannot monitor the entire Service and make no attempt to do so."
The company notes that Xbox does not listen in on Skype calls.
If Xbox One owners use Kinect to control the system with voice commands, they can opt-in to share that data with Microsoft, the statement explains.
"With user consent, samples of voice commands occurring while using Kinect will be collected and periodically sent to Microsoft for product improvement. We also collect voice samples to provide the voice search service and, with user consent, for product improvement."
Microsoft used similar language in its Xbox Privacy Statement for the current-generation Kinect. It too sent skeleton and fitness data to Microsoft when playing Xbox 360 games online, and forwarded voice samples with players' consent.
For Xbox One, however, more fitness information may be collected. Players' exercise information culled from Xbox Fitness will be shared with Microsoft, the statement says, but players can choose whether they want to share it with other Xbox Live users. Microsoft says Kinect will estimate certain exercise information and players can provide "optional exercise attributes, such as your height, weight, age and gender" to improve the application's accuracy. Players can delete their Xbox Fitness data through the app and parents can control whether or not to share their children's exercise data.
Microsoft notes in its privacy statement that users can choose to unplug their Kinect or switch off its functions by saying "Kinect off." Users can also delete cached data stored by Kinect, but cautions that certain data, like voice samples already forwarded to Microsoft, cannot be deleted by users.
Linked: Unified U.S. State Flags
Link
An interesting project by Bresslergroup of that standardizes the elements and color palette of each state's flag.

Fresh From The Dairy: Mugs
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Society6 has just introduced mugs to their collection of artist-designed products and I couldn’t be more excited. If there’s something I love more than art+design, it’s coffee.
Here are a few of my favorites so far, but I’m sure there will be many more…
80′s Sweater mug by Jacqueline Maldonado
A Lot of Cats mug by Kitten Rain
Go West mug by Budi Satria Kwan
In an ongoing effort to support independent artists from around the world, Design Milk is proud to partner with Society6 to offer The Design Milk Dairy, a special collection of Society6 artists’ work curated by Design Milk and our readers. Proceeds from the The Design Milk Dairy help us bring Design Milk to you every day.
▶ Fox News' Shep Smith Explaining Candy Crush On The Biggest Tablet Ever Actually Happened On TV - YouTube
firehosehttp://candy-crush-saga.wikia.com/wiki/Levels
"Candy Crush Saga currently has 500 levels"
hodadToday in class my students were talking about this game. They were boasting about their levels: 280, 300, etc. I have no idea what those numbers mean.
The world-champion Boston Red Sox: Getting used to getting used to it
firehose'Andrews asked him what this championship at home would mean to him. It was probably due to my own nostalgia that I hoped he had a tear-jerking story of how he'd worked his way down to those seats over the years, or maybe they were gifted to him because he was dying of cancer or was a war veteran, or both. Maybe he would relate how he missed the '04 and '07 Series due to amnesia. But it wasn't any of that. The 88-year-old gentleman, whose name I did not catch, owns one of the businesses near Fenway Park that sells t-shirts and hats, and when asked what the win would mean to him, he mentioned being "financially set for life" and that he'd need to hurry to his store to ready the merchandise for the celebration.
He had kicked nostalgia and the memories of 2004 to the curb. This is no slight to the store owner, whom I'm sure runs a successful business and has an admiration for the Red Sox much deeper than the interview conveyed, but suddenly we we're no longer talking in terms of, "This is the moment I've waited my whole life for," and more about commerce.'

The Red Sox winning the 2004 World Series is a moment I'm not likely to forget. While I don't have a geographical connection to the Northeast or a family recipe for clam chowder, I was certainly a Red Sox fan.
My baseball backstory is perplexing; it wasn't easy for me to find a team allegiance considering a peripatetic upbringing that saw me live in 16 different places prior to the '04 victory. I could have stuck with the Reds, my father's team. I enjoyed watching the early 90's Braves in my years in Georgia and even fell asleep every night in a Javy Lopez t-shirt and Braves hat thinking it would bring them luck. When we left the South I settled on the Red Sox due to their combination of familiar former Georgia Tech players and the insistence of a dear friend who did spend his formative years in the state of Massachusetts. I admired their old ballpark, their underdog story, the uniforms, and the copious amounts of stickers and baseball cards that came in overstuffed mailers from my friend.
Jason Varitek (Ed Zurga)
Some might label me a dreaded bandwagon fan, but when I chose my allegiance in the late 90s there wasn't yet any bandwagon to jump on; cheering on players like Wilton Veras and Brian Rose, when I could even watch the games since they weren't on locally, wasn't easy. Some may scoff that my fandom is unearned since I don't descend from a lineage of tortured generations. In fact, my dad grew up a Reds fan, so the tales I heard of the 1975 World Series weren't about "Fisking it Fair" but about Joe Morgan's bloop single to score Ken Griffey for the series-winning run. But despite my father's chiding and my nomadic existence, I felt no complicating emotions: I was a Red Sox fan.
After watching the first three games of the 2004 series alone, I asked my boyfriend to watch with me. As we were poster children for opposites attracting, we had partitioned our house into separate living quarters, our own caves for special interests that didn't comingle. His cave was a space for movies and video games, the lounge that books and education had forgotten. Since he made the money, his space was filled with nice furniture, an oversized television, and even a real movie-theatre popcorn machine that I begrudgingly bought him for our anniversary. My cave, a sanctuary of books and baseball cards, had dusty vintage furniture and bins of vinyl records that I listened to on my grandfather's Philco console record player. There was a television, a 16-inch tube set that had been in my possession for years. On the evening of Game 4, I told him how important the game was and how people had been waiting generations for this day to finally arrive. Considering he'd spent his whole life avoiding sports, I wanted to make sure he understood the enormity of the situation; I wanted him to be part of history and my celebration partner. Also, I wanted to use his television.
He fell asleep while Derek Lowe was still on the mound and retreated to the bedroom long before Keith Foulke tossed the ball underhand to Doug Mientkiewicz to end the game. I tried to keep the sofa jumping despite keeping my screaming, champagne popping, telephone calls, and tears to a whisper, but he was a light sleeper. When he came out to the living room, I was sitting cross-legged on the floor, inches from the glowing box, my oversized Jason Varitek t-shirt bunched at my knees and mouth agape as I watched the television. The whole thing meant nothing to him, but my mumbling of, "They did it... They did it..." made him realize it meant something to me. He patted me on the head, kissed my forehead, and retreated back to bed before saying anything stupid to ruin the moment.
Derek Lowe (Getty Images)
The part of that 2004 victory that sticks with me was the look of Fenway Park on the verge of winning the World Series. The feel of it came through the television set. Of course the clinching game happened in St. Louis, but for the games in the postseason that year leading up to the final out had changed Fenway Park from a den of antiquity and a keeper of curses to a place of hope. This October, many have railed against the FOX broadcast for emphasizing fan reactions; they are perhaps justified, especially when important game moments are missed. Nevertheless, it's impossible to forget the moments from the '04 series that demonstrated just how old Fenway Park is and how old the fans who had spent their lives waiting for a victory were. The images of elderly men, some too feeble to stand unassisted, who had supported the team their entire lives without feeling the sweet release of victory were jarring reminders of just how long it had been. And, if you stepped out of the moment, and added your own analysis, there were so many more that weren't there but were older still: people who would have loved to see that day, who waited their whole lives but didn't have the stamina to outlast the curses.
That's a sentiment that resonates regardless of fandom, a moment that many now anxiously await for the Cubs. We know our lives can go by with our dreams unfulfilled, but nothing brings that truth home like a baseball team poised between winning and having to say, yet again, "Wait ‘til next year." Some of us won't have another next year to spare.
Picking the Team of the Century
The 20th Century belonged to the New York Yankees.The Boston Red Sox are the Story of the Century.
Now it is 10 years later, and the Red Sox just collected their third World Series trophy of that timespan. What seemed so impossible to believe would happen back in 2004 seems old hat now, at least to me. Perhaps it's because my connection with the Red Sox has shifted, part of a maturation process that seems to be common from those who make the leap from fan to team blogger to writer about and consumer of multiple teams. There was a time when I enjoyed singing along to "Sweet Caroline"; one of my first writing gigs was here at SB Nation as a contributor to Over the Monster, though that feels like a distant memory now. I've become so far removed from the clutches of oversized Varitek t-shirts and yearly pilgrimages to Fort Myers that instead of notes of congratulation I've received a lot of, "Wait, you're a Red Sox fan?" comments instead.
This year's team is compelling, though. The story of worst-to-first will be its own legend, but not in the same way that 86 years between titles was. There was no suffering with this season's team, just growth, camaraderie, advanced scouting, good free agent signings, and the brilliance of our sabermetrics overlord Bill James. I believe them when they say they really are a roster of 25 men who love each other so much they'd take a bullet for each other if necessary, but this year's story isn't about how well personalities meshed as much as that the best team in baseball won the championship. As Steven Goldman put it in his World Series wrap-up this morning, "The Red Sox are not just champions; they are baseball's model franchise. At this point, the rest doesn't even deserve to be called prologue; it was another entity with the same name."
Perhaps the starkest reminder of that came during last night's game. FOX showed home-plate umpire Jim Joyce going over to the seats just beyond the on deck circle. He shook the hand of an elderly man standing there and handed him a game ball. It didn't seem significant at the time, just a token older gentleman who had had season tickets for a very long time on the verge of seeing his team finally clinch the World Series at home. It was a manufactured Hallmark moment, a saccharin-sweet attempt to reenact one of those real moments of '04. It felt forced; the viewer knew what FOX was insinuating with it, and it would have been easily shrugged off had Erin Andrews not talked to the old man a few minutes later.
Erin Andrews with John Farrell (Robert Deutsch-USA TODAY)
Andrews asked him what this championship at home would mean to him. It was probably due to my own nostalgia that I hoped he had a tear-jerking story of how he'd worked his way down to those seats over the years, or maybe they were gifted to him because he was dying of cancer or was a war veteran, or both. Maybe he would relate how he missed the '04 and '07 Series due to amnesia. But it wasn't any of that. The 88-year-old gentleman, whose name I did not catch, owns one of the businesses near Fenway Park that sells t-shirts and hats, and when asked what the win would mean to him, he mentioned being "financially set for life" and that he'd need to hurry to his store to ready the merchandise for the celebration.
He had kicked nostalgia and the memories of 2004 to the curb. This is no slight to the store owner, whom I'm sure runs a successful business and has an admiration for the Red Sox much deeper than the interview conveyed, but suddenly we we're no longer talking in terms of, "This is the moment I've waited my whole life for," and more about commerce.
Perhaps that was a fitting ending for a team that seemed to make all of the right decisions. For me, that's the difference with this year's victory: It is sweet, it is rewarding, and above all else, it replenishes those feelings of watching a team that you support and have loved for longer than you've love most things succeed, but it's no longer new. It's no longer a coda or a resolution to something old and frustrating, a departure from the troubled past of a team that couldn't get out of its own way long enough to win it all.
Paradoxically, then, the familiarity of it all -- of being able to recall where you were the last time it happened and having a stockpile of celebratory memories from a ten-year span -- is what makes the 2013 World Series victory feel new after all. It's an adjustment of expectations, but a good one, one that feels way better than worrying how a player with a "B" in their name might ruin your life.
More from SB Nation MLB:
• World Series: Red Sox win it all in Game 6 | David Ortiz MVP
• Goldman: Red Sox are baseball’s model team
• Brisbee: Why the Red Sox winning should make you feel better about your team
• How to fix the: Twins | Marlins | Astros
• Death of a Ballplayer: Wrongly convicted prospect spends 27 years in prison
8 of the Most Scenic Train Routes
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trains~
In this day and age, the act of traveling is really considered more of a means than an end. However, something is lost when we look at it this way; after all, the world is full of beautiful scenery that goes wholly unnoticed when you're flying above it at 10,000 or more feet. While trains might not be the fastest or most comfortable ways to travel across the country, they're the perfect way of really getting to see some of the most beautiful scenery the globe has to offer.
Although our fast paced, "no-time-for-frills" culture encourages us to pass these things over in favor of more "productive" pursuits, there are nonetheless some incredible train journeys where the experience itself will make your destination seem irrelevant. With that being said, here are eight of the most scenic train journeys you could possibly take.

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New LEGO Movie trailer has tons of goofy Batman action
firehosethis movie with wonder woman in it came out before any wonder woman movie

















