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25 Nov 18:37

Famous Novelists on Symbolism in Their Work and Whether It Was Intentional | Mental Floss

by djempirical

It was 1963, and 16-year-old Bruce McAllister was sick of symbol-hunting in English class. Rather than quarrel with his teacher, he went straight to the source: McAllister mailed a crude, four-question survey to 150 novelists, asking if they intentionally planted symbolism in their work. Seventy-five authors responded. Here’s what 12 of them had to say. (Copies of the survey responses can be found at the Paris Review.)

McAllister's Letter

“My definition of symbolism as used in this questionnaire is represented by this example: In The Scarlet Letter there are four major characters. Some say that Hawthorne meant those four to be Nature, Religion, Science or other similar symbols in disguise. They apply the actions of the four in the story to what is presently happening or will happen to Nature, Religion, Science, etc.”

Ayn Rand: “This is not a ‘definition,’ it is not true—and therefore, your questions do not make sense.”

MacKinlay Kantor: “Nonsense, young man, write your own research paper. Don’t expect others to do the work for you.”

Question 1

“Do you consciously, intentionally plan and place symbolism in your writing?... If yes, please state your method for doing so. Do you feel you sub-consciously place symbolism in your writing?”

Jack Kerouac: "No."

Isaac Asimov: “Consciously? Heavens, no! Unconsciously? How can one avoid it?”

Joseph Heller: “Yes, I do intentionally rely on symbolism in my writing, but not to the extent that many people have stated…No, I do not subconsciously place symbolism in my writing, although there are inevitably many occasions when events acquire a meaning additional to the one originally intended.”

Ray Bradbury: “No, I never consciously place symbolism in my writing. That would be a self-conscious exercise and self-consciousness is defeating to any creative act. Better to let the subconscious do the work for you, and get out of the way. The best symbolism is always unsuspected and natural."

John Updike: “Yes—I have no method; there is no method in writing fiction; you don’t seem to understand.”

Norman Mailer: “I’m not sure it’s a good idea for a working novelist to concern himself too much with the technical aspects of the matter. Generally, the best symbols in a novel are those you become aware of only after you finish the work.”

Ralph Ellison: “Symbolism arises out of action…Once a writer is conscious of the implicit symbolism which arises in the course of a narrative, he may take advantage of them and manipulate them consciously as a further resource of his art. Symbols which are imposed upon fiction from the outside tend to leave the reader dissatisfied by making him aware that something extraneous is added.”

Saul Bellow: “A ‘symbol’ grows in its own way, out of the facts.”

Richard Hughes: “[Consciously?] No. [Subconsciously?] Probably yes. After all, to a lesser extent, the same is true of our daily conversation—in fact, of everything we think and say and do.”

Question 2

“Do readers ever infer that there is symbolism in your writing where you had not intended it to be? If so, what is your feeling about this type of inference? (Humorous? annoying? etc.?)”

Ray Bradbury:

Ralph Ellison: “Yes, readers often infer that there is symbolism in my work, which I do not intend. My reaction is sometimes annoyance. It is sometimes humorous. It is sometimes even pleasant, indicating that the reader’s mind has collaborated in a creative way with what I have written.”

Saul Bellow: “They most certainly do. Symbol-hunting is absurd.”

Joseph Heller: “This happens often, and in every case there is good reason for the inference; in many cases, I have been able to learn something about my own book, for readers have seen much in the book that is there, although I was not aware of it being there.”

John Updike: “Once in a while—usually they do not (see the) symbols that are there.”

Jack Kerouac: “Both, depending how busy I am.”

Questions 3

“Do you feel that the great writers of classics consciously, intentionally planned and placed symbols in their writing? ... Do you feel that they placed it there sub-consciously?”

John Updike:

[“Some of them did (Joyce, Dante) more than others (Homer) but it is impossible to think of any significant work of narrative art without a symbolic dimension of some sort.”]

Ray Bradbury: “This is a question you must research yourself.”

Joseph Heller: “The more sophisticated the writer, I would guess, the smaller the use of symbols in the strictest sense and the greater the attempt to achieve the effects of symbolism in more subtle ways. “

Ralph Ellison: “Man is a symbol-making and –using animal. Language itself is a symbolic form of communication. The great writers all used symbols as a means of controlling the form of their fiction. Some place it there subconsciously, discovered it and then developed it. Others started out consciously aware and in some instances shaped the fiction to the symbols.”

Jack Kerouac: “Come off of it—there are all kinds of ‘classics’—Sterne used no symbolism, Joyce did.”

Question 4

"Do you have anything to remark concerning the subject under study, or anything you believe to be pertinent to such a study?"

Richard Hughes:

[“Have you considered the extent to which subconscious symbol-making is part of the process of reading, quite distinct from its part in writing?”]

Jack Kerouac: “Symbolism is alright in ‘fiction’ but I tell true life stories simply about what happened to people I knew.”

John Updike: “It would be better for you to do your own thinking on this sort of thing.”

Iris Murdoch: “There is much more symbolism in ordinary life than some critics seem to realize.”

Ray Bradbury: “Not much to say except to warn you not to get too serious about all this, if you want to become a writer of fiction in the future. If you intend to become a critic, that is a Whale of another color…Playing around with symbols, even as a critic, can be a kind of kiddish parlor game. A little of it goes a long way. There are other things of greater value in any novel or story…humanity, character analysis, truth on other levels…Good symbolism should be as natural as breathing…and as unobtrusive.”

* * *

In case you were wondering, McAllister eventually became an English professor.

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25 Nov 18:37

What Does Your Suit Say About You? And What Do We Say About it?...



What Does Your Suit Say About You? And What Do We Say About it? Our Answers, After This. 

25 Nov 18:36

All the Funniest One-Star Reviews for Time Bandits

by Charlie Jane Anders
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'try "12 monkeys." That's a great film'

'Someone please tell me why anyone would steal and run from a God?! That is pretty sad.'

'Definitely anti-Christian'

'they could have at least made Napoleon look like himself, which at 1796 as depicted here, he would have been a very young man with very long hair and skinny. Here, he is shown as a middle aged Englishman'

'The main characters are the Little People (Midgets). Its a total waste of time'

All the Funniest One-Star Reviews for Time Bandits

Most of us either love Terry Gilliam's Time Bandits or have a lot of fondness for it — but Captain Max and Jinx have collected all of the movie's most scathing one-star reviews from Amazon.com, so you can peer into the minds of people who feel very differently.

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25 Nov 18:18

The Beastie Boys don't want their music in this girl-power parody ad

by Adi Robertson
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"We strongly support empowering young girls, breaking down gender stereotypes and igniting a passion for technology and engineering." But even if the video is meant to showcase girls' creativity, it's still ultimately selling the GoldieBlox toy line. "As creative as it is, make no mistake, your video is an advertisement that is designed to sell a product, and long ago, we made a conscious decision not to permit our music and/or name to be used in product ads. When we tried to simply ask how and why our song 'Girls' had been used in your ad without our permission, YOU sued US."

The parody music video is a staple of pop gender studies, but girl-focused toy company GoldieBlox is accused of crossing the line between commentary and commercial exploitation. In late November, the company posted a YouTube video taking aim at a homogeneous "pink and pretty" toy aisle, showing a trio of girls building a Rube Goldberg machine while singing a rewritten version of the Beastie Boys' song "Girls." But according to GoldieBlox, the band accused it of copyright infringement and called the unauthorized rewrite a "big problem," leading GoldieBlox to preemptively ask for a court ruling on its legality. Now, an open letter from the Beastie Boys in The New York Times reiterates that the band doesn't want its music in an ad, no matter what it thinks of the larger message.


"Like many of the millions of people who have seen your toy commercial 'GoldieBlox, Rube Goldberg & the Beastie Boys,' we were very impressed by the creativity and the message behind your ad," writes the band. "We strongly support empowering young girls, breaking down gender stereotypes and igniting a passion for technology and engineering." But even if the video is meant to showcase girls' creativity, it's still ultimately selling the GoldieBlox toy line. "As creative as it is, make no mistake, your video is an advertisement that is designed to sell a product, and long ago, we made a conscious decision not to permit our music and/or name to be used in product ads. When we tried to simply ask how and why our song 'Girls' had been used in your ad without our permission, YOU sued US."

"The GoldieBlox Girls Parody Video takes direct aim at the song."

The lawsuit is a defensive measure against a possible cease and desist order, asking a court to declare its parody a legal fair use. Its argument is that it's directly subverting the lyrics of "Girls," commenting on a sexist worldview that GoldieBlox toys are supposed to undermine. "In the lyrics of the Beastie Boys' original song, girls are limited (at best) to household chores, and are presented as useful only to the extent they fulfill the wishes of the male singers," reads the filing. "The GoldieBlox Girls Parody Video takes direct aim at the song both visually and with a revised set of lyrics celebrating the many capabilities of girls. ... girls are heard singing an anthem celebrating their broad set of capabilities — exactly the opposite of the message of the original." The company has covered a Queen song for an earlier viral video, to less parodic effect.

Among other things, the song replaces the lyrics "Girls - to do the dishes / Girls - to clean up my room / Girls - to do the laundry / Girls - and in the bathroom" with "Girls to build the spaceship / Girls to code the new app / Girls to grow up knowing / That they can engineer that." There's a history of commercial parodies being ruled legal, primarily a suit by Roy Orbison over "Oh, Pretty Woman" — in 1994, a court found that 2 Live Crew could legally sell a parody of the song, since although it used the same basic riff and opening lines, it subverted the lyrics. In this case especially, going to court over a girl-power viral video seems like a bad idea for the Beastie Boys.

25 Nov 18:17

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25 Nov 18:17

Japanese Contraption Grates Butter to Make It Easier to Spread

by Kimber Streams

Easy Butter

Easy Butter is a contraption from Japanese company Metex that grates butter, turning it into a fluffy pile that’s easier to spread on toast. It’s available to purchase online for all your butter spaghettification needs.

Easy Butter

Easy Butter

images via Metex

via Ketai Watch, Kotaku

25 Nov 18:16

Paper Sorcerer Is Out, Demoed, Rather Pretty

by John Walker
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amazing what hand-drawn high-res artwork can do for an RPG Maker game

By John Walker on November 25th, 2013 at 5:00 pm.

Every now and then a Kickstarter asks for so little that you wonder if the developers have really thought it through. With such a low target, can they really achieve their goals? Well, RPG Paper Sorcerer could. Asking for only $5,000 back in June 2012, it went on to make rather more with $13,151 in donations. A year later than planned, the game is now out. And it still looks as striking as it did back then. It’s now on Greenlight, of course, and there’s a demo for your judgement.

This looks like a very interesting combination of old-school turn-based RPG, with a very interesting modern first-person aesthetic, fantastic use of blank space and unreal design. While you explore the world in 3D, the combat takes place via menus like the RPGs of the mid-to-late ’80s. Oh, and you’re the baddy. Here’s the trailer:

And here’s some more extensive footage:

You can pick up the RPG for $5 from the game’s site, or it’s £3.50 on GamersGate, and coming to Desura later. And clearly creators Ultra Runaway would like to see it on Steam too.

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25 Nov 18:04

Photographer Makes 400 Action Figures of Himself for a Clever Self-Promotion Mailer

by Justin Page

Photographer Makes 400 Action Figures of Himself For Clever Self-Promotion Idea

Swedish photographer Jens Lennartsson made sure he stood out to potential clients by creating 400 “GI Jens” action figures of himself. Now that’s a clever way to put together a self-promotion mailer. You can learn more about the creative process behind Jens’ unique action figure on his website.

WHY AN ACTION FIGURE?

Well, first of all: why the hell not!? Many photographers spend a lot of cash to design the perfect portfolio, print it and send to the people they want to work for. Just to have it disappear among hundreds of similar mailings. If you’ve ever been in touch with an art director, art buyer or owner of an ad agency, you’ll know that they have a zillion things to do and as many people to meet. Unless you make an epic impression, you’ll be forgotten. I needed more than a paper folder to stand out.

Here is an unboxing and behind-the-scenes video for Jens’ project:

Photographer Makes 400 Action Figures of Himself For Clever Self-Promotion Idea

Photographer Makes 400 Action Figures of Himself For Clever Self-Promotion Idea

Photographer Makes 400 Action Figures of Himself For Clever Self-Promotion Idea

Photographer Makes 400 Action Figures of Himself For Clever Self-Promotion Idea

images and videos via Jens Lennartsson

via ISO 1200 Magazine, PetaPixel

25 Nov 18:01

So I honestly thought the original asker was being facetious.

No, he wasn’t, but he seems like a decent dude. I wish him luck.

I just get that question so often, I have no idea why it’s so important for me to validate this obviously false assertion.

Not going to do it, it’s silly. 

25 Nov 18:00

I'd love to break into comics, but am I right in thinking that the industry doesn't need any more white, hetero, cis, middle class men?

Boy, that’s for damn sure.

25 Nov 17:59

New archeological evidence pins down Buddha's date of birth

by Katie Drummond
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yo is it

Archeologists investigating a site long believed to be the birthplace of Buddha have found new evidence to establish when the profoundly influential sage was born. The discovery marks the first time, researchers say, that any firm link has narrowed Buddha's date of birth to within a certain century.


Reporting in the journal Antiquity, an international team of scientists describe the excavation of a timber structure located in the Maya Devi Temple in Lumbini, Nepal, which they cite as the possible location of Buddha's birth. The temple, a World Heritage site currently being converted into a pilgrimage hub, has long been a pillar of Buddhist faith. Ancient inscriptions at the site, which have been dated to the third century B.C., name it as Buddha's birthplace. Other discoveries at the location suggest that it has long been a sacred place for Buddhists, with evidence of monasteries and shrines that date back to the 3rd century B.C. and up to the 15th century A.D.

"Very little is known about the life of the Buddha."

Using several techniques, including carbon dating, researchers estimate that fragments from the timber structure date back to the 6th century B.C. Researchers also found ancient tree roots within the structure, a discovery that corresponds to how Buddha was said to be born — his mother, Maya Devi, gave birth while clasping a tree branch. The timeframe of that birth, however, has long been disputed: until now, because the earliest inscriptions at the temple dated back to the third century B.C., some experts speculated that this was also when Buddha was born.

"Very little is known about the life of the Buddha, except through textual sources and oral tradition," said study co-author Robin Coningham in a statement. "Now, for the first time, we have an archaeological sequence at Lumbini that shows a building there as early as the sixth century B.C."

25 Nov 17:59

Katie Couric joins Yahoo as global anchor

by Jacob Kastrenakes
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confirmed

Katie Couric, best known as an anchor and correspondent for The Today Show, 60 Minutes, and ABC News, is joining Yahoo, where she will serve as the network's global news anchor.

For the past two years, Couric has worked for ABC as a special correspondent and also hosts the daytime talk show Katie. The official announcement comes after The Hollywood Reporter rumored Couric's move last week.

All Things D reports that ABC owner Disney holds the rights to Couric's digital output for the term of her ongoing contract. ABC News and Yahoo are major partners, with Yahoo syndicating a lot of content from the network.

Couric is the second high-profile figure to be hired by Yahoo in less than six weeks; it's been a little over a month since the New York Times' technology columnist David Pogue left the paper to work for Yahoo.

Aaron Souppouris contributed to this report.

25 Nov 17:59

Winamp lovers beg AOL to open source code

by Jon Brodkin

Last week, AOL announced the impending death of Winamp, saying that the 16-year-old media player would be shut down within a month.

"Winamp.com and associated Web services will no longer be available past December 20, 2013. Additionally, Winamp Media players will no longer be available for download. Please download the latest version before that date," AOL announced.

But fans of the venerable software have launched a "Save Winamp" website and petition asking AOL either to keep Winamp alive or to open source its code.

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25 Nov 17:56

Typing of the Dead: Overkill gets classy with Shakespeare DLC pack

by Danny Cowan
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buried lede: THERE'S DLC FOR TYPING OF THE DEAD

If the grindhouse-inspired, profanity-laced writing of The Typing of the Dead: Overkill offended you, maybe you should just chill out. It's not like it's supposed to be Shakespeare or anything. Now, the new Shakespeare DLC pack? That's Shakespeare, and you can feel free to hold it to a higher standard.

The Typing of the Dead: Overkill's Shakespeare DLC replaces the game's default typing prompts with quotes ripped from old Shakesey himself. All your old favorite are here, from "Alas, poor Yorick!" to "A horse, a horse..." and much, much more. It's a midsummer night's scream up in here, and it's priced at $2.99.

This week also brings a free update for The Typing of the Dead: Overkill, adding a new competitive story mode and a collection of multiplayer minigames.

JoystiqTyping of the Dead: Overkill gets classy with Shakespeare DLC pack originally appeared on Joystiq on Mon, 25 Nov 2013 11:45:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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25 Nov 17:55

Poll: vast majority of Russians support and aware of antigay law | Queerussia.Info

by hodad

Levada-Center, a Russian independent non-governmental polling and sociological research organisation, issued results from a recent standard sampling poll conducted in November, 13 – 18. The poll’s questions were dedicated to the recent repressive laws passed by the Russian State Duma. Gay propaganda to minors ban law is the most known and the most supported one by the Russian population.

Russians are best aware of the law banning the promotion of non-traditional sexual relations to minors (72%) , least of all – the adoption of the law on foreign agents NGOs (30%). More than half of citizens (59%) are aware of the limitations of anti-piracy measures on the Internet, half of the respondents – about toughening responsibility for rallies and insults of religious believers’ feelings.

The antigay law has the greatest number of fans: 68% approve of it , of which 43% – say “definitely “yes” . Only 7% are against it. Most people approve of protecting of religious believers’ feelings: 55% versus 9%. A little less citizens like restrictions on the Internet: 44% vs. 18%. The least understood law is foreign agents law: 57 % were undecided , 35% approve, 8% against it. Law on higher fines for protesters is the least popular : 33% “yea”, 24% “nay”.

Thers is a different picture in Moscow. Only 21% of respondents support law on rallies, with 48 % of Muscovites against it. Foreign agents law is even less popular: 13% “yea”, 25% “nay” . But the law protecting religious believers’ feelings is approved in Moscow, although to a lesser extent (40%).

Citizens have disagreed about the meaning of this series of prohibitions. 27% believe that they are stabilizing the social and political situation, 18% speak about prevention of violations of the order, 13% believe that it is a restriction of the activities of the opposition and intimidate dissenters, 11% of the population think it is a distraction from the real issues. Previous surveys have shown that the citizens do not know whether there is a particular course of government, conservative or liberal.

Who is the initiator of repressive measures is also a controversial issue. Roughly equal shares of respondents believe that it is the deputies (29%) , the president administration (28%) and police ( 22%). The initiators of the laws themselves are most MPs , said 43% , but 32 % indicate that it is the Kremlin.

Most of the population is conservative and support repressive measures, seeing them as the only guarantee of order, said the deputy director of “Levada Center” Alexei Grazhdankin, Vedomosti report.

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25 Nov 17:55

BlackBerry's CFO, CMO, and COO Leave Company

by samzenpus
cagraham writes "In a pretty major executive shakeup, BlackBerry's Chief Financial Officer, Chief Marketing Officer, and Chief Operating Officer have all left the company. It's unclear whether the changes were brought about by new interim-CEO John Chen in order to facilitate company change, or represent an abandon-ship style exit after BlackBerry's failed bid to go private. The company announced that the CFO position would be filled by current SVP James Yersch, but gave no word on the other vacancies."

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25 Nov 17:51

▶ Ascension of the Jackdaw (Assassin's Creed IV) - YouTube

by hodad
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rofl

25 Nov 17:51

Is This How You See Me Through the Eyes of Legislation? |

by hodad

While the march was taking place in the nation’s Capital, Boehner was eating at his regular breakfast joint when two teenagers, 13-year-old Carmen Lima and 16-year-old Jennifer Martinez, approached the congressional leader.

The conversation was captured on video, with Boehner’s discomfort apparent. He did not look the young women in the eyes, though he pretended to listen. (Later that day he asserted he would not allow any House-passed immigration legislation to be blended with the Senate’s reform bill, saying, “We have no intention of ever going to conference on the Senate bill.”)

One of the young women in the video asks Boehner, “So, you are a father, how would you feel if you have to tell your kids… that you are never coming home? That happened to me.”

Boehner’s response was vague: “Well, I’m trying to find some way to get this thing done.”

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25 Nov 17:47

Memories of a Geisha: Katy Perry's AMAs Performance Stirs Debate - Speakeasy - WSJ

by hodad
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'Jen Wang of Disgrasian threw cold water on that idea. “It’s just wish fulfillment,” she says. “Geishas are supposed to be skilled in music and dance, so Katy Perry would never actually be able to cut it.” '

Katy Perry performs onstage during the 2013 American Music Awards at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on November 24, 2013 in Los Angeles, California.
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These were the American Music Awards, never the high point of televised trophy-tossing tastefulness to begin with. But as the Cirque du Sayonara spectacle of Katy Perry’s opening number unfurled, my jaw slowly dropped until it nearly rested against my collarbone.

There was Perry, in full kimono, tabi socks, lacquered hair and geiko pancake, belting out her latest smash hit. Her traditional outfit had been tightened at the bust with a triangular cutout designed to accentuate rather than flatten her generous bosom, and the sides cut to the waist to expose her pearlescent American legs. And she was surrounded by a throng of acrobatic maiko, their faces rollered with fat streaks of kabuki makeup, who provided energetic fan-flapping as backup — at least until they started flying and somersaulting through the air.

In short, this was a a full-barreled technicolor assault on a quarter-millennium-old set of traditions that would’ve given any self-respecting denizen of Kyoto’s Gion District a massive fatal heart attack. But Perry’s whiteface/yellowface performance was also a harsh reminder of how deeply anchored the archetype of the exotic, self-sacrificing “lotus blossom” is in the Western imagination.

You see, Perry’s new single is called “Unconditionally,” and unlike her usual anthems to sassy pubescence, it’s a song that’s basically about being a doormat for the very special loutish Englishman in your life:

Unconditional, unconditionally
I will love you unconditionally
There is no fear now
Let go and just be free
I will love you unconditionally

So come just as you are to me
Don’t need apologies
Know that you are all worthy
I’ll take your bad days with your good
Walk through the storm I would
I do it all because I love you
I love you l love you

The juxtaposition of the song’s meaning and Perry’s geisha drag were hardly accidental: She’s invoking the iconic image of Cio-Cio-San, the titular “butterfly” from Puccini’s opera Madama Butterfly — a young Japanese girl who takes a Western lover, is abandoned by him, and commits suicide upon discovering his betrayal.

One could interpret “Unconditionally” as Perry’s declaration of unremitting love for her ex-husband Russell Brand. And while Perry is too much of a roaring, tiger-eyed champion to go the way of Cio-Cio, the performance last night clearly was meant to use Madama Butterfly’s tired orientalist imagery as an ironic statement on her broken marriage.

A representative for Perry didn’t return a request for comment.

The thing is, while a bucket of toner can strip the geisha makeup off of Perry’s face, nothing can remove the demeaning and harmful iconography of the lotus blossom from the West’s perception of Asian women — a stereotype that presents them as servile, passive, and as Perry would have it, “unconditional” worshippers of their men, willing to pay any price and weather any kind of abuse in order to keep him happy.

The recent, hugely successful revivals of Claude-Michel Schönberg and Alain Boublil’s Broadway hit Miss Saigon — a florid modernization of Madama Butterfly set against the backdrop of the Vietnam War — are a sign of just how appealing this image of Asian womanhood remains, even today. For Asian Americans who’ve seen and experienced the corrosive consequences of the lotus blossom stereotype, the blithe acceptance of Miss Saigon’s ugly underlying themes in the pursuit of entertainment (and profit) is hugely frustrating.

“Miss Saigon is a play about a Vietnamese prostitute in desperate need of rescue from evil Vietnamese men and the war-torn Third World,” wrote poet Bao Phi, who organized the protests against the revival of the show that was staged in Minneapolis in October. “The Vietnamese woman shoots herself in the stomach so she can sing one last song while dying in the arms of the white man. When I was much, much younger, I ask my mom if she wants to go see this play, because it’s about Vietnam. She shakes her head and says, in Vietnamese, ‘that is not about us.’ She says it like she’s explaining to me that Santa Claus doesn’t really exist.”

Phi might as well have been shouting at the helicopter that descends on stage during the show’s noisy climax. The Minneapolis revival was a success, and it will continue on to three additional cities; the play has also been staged separately in Houston and Washington, D.C., and a major revival on London’s West End has already broken all box office records, selling $6.9 million in tickets in a single day — over twice the record set by “The Book of Mormon” in March of this year.

To be clear: The issue Phi and other activists have with Miss Saigon isn’t the character of Kim, the play’s Cio-Cio-San analogue. Yes, she’s a prostitute, yes, she falls in love with and is betrayed by a Western soldier, yes, she kills herself. But, per Phi, “I have no problem with stories about prostitutes, if they are written by prostitutes wanting to tell their story.”

The problem with Miss Saigon, and with Madama Butterfly, and yes, with Katy Perry’s “Unconditionally” performance, is fundamentally that they are all confabulations of Asia invented by non-Asian people, with little concern for cultural legitimacy and no attempt to offer historical context. And because there are so few authentically told stories with the size and dazzle of these, such spectacles have evolved into a kind of truth — imagined truth — and the fictional, fantastical “facts” embedded within them have become mashed up with reality.

Indeed, you can find plenty of Asians, including Asian women, who adore Miss Saigon and who call Madama Butterfly an epic romance. When I’ve talked to them, they all say variations of the same thing: Setting aside the tawdry exploitative aspects of these stories, what more beautiful is there be to express your love than dying for your lover?

My response is usually, “How about living for your lover?,” which draws a politely dismissive chuckle. That’s because the mundane “truthful” truths of living with someone and dealing with their morning breath and toilet seat infractions and snoring and tooth-grinding isn’t glamorous, in the manner of a knife to the throat or a bullet to the gut. And so these bigger-than-life stories about death live on.

There is the possibility that Miss Saigon could return to Broadway, given its huge opening in London. And just in case you can’t make it to the aptly named Great White Way, last year, producer Cameron Mackintosh told Hugh Jackman that if the “Les Miserables” movie was a hit, he’d invest in making a Miss Saigon movie. Presumably, the adaptation’s helicopter is getting fueled up as we speak.

Here’s an idea, Cameron: Why not just cast Katy Perry as your sliver-screen Kim? She obviously can play Asian, and it might just save us all a lot of time in the long run.

***

My friends at the blog Disgrasian point out that this isn’t even the first time Perry has adopted a fauxriental look for an awards show — although it’s the first time she’s taken it to the stage. In 2011, she attended the MTV Video Music Awards carrying a parasol and dressed in an Atelier Versace cheongsam mini. She followed that up by wearing a Chinese calligraphy-printed Vivienne Westwood outfit to the American Music Awards. Despite the fact that outfits were Chinese and not Japanese in inspiration, they led to widespread oohs and ahhs from bloggers and the entertainment press questioning whether Perry was “interested in becoming a geisha.”

In the wake of last night’s showpiece, Jen Wang of Disgrasian threw cold water on that idea. “It’s just wish fulfillment,” she says. “Geishas are supposed to be skilled in music and dance, so Katy Perry would never actually be able to cut it.” Ouch!

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25 Nov 17:46

Report: Xbox One Skype, Upload Studio users temporarily banned for swearing

by Samit Sarkar
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rofl

Microsoft is seemingly issuing temporary bans to users of the Skype and Upload Studio apps on Xbox One who have used profanity, according to multiple reports on the Xbox One subreddit and on the Xbox forums.

Users are reporting that after uploading gameplay clips in which they swear through the Upload Studio app, or even swearing in a private Skype call — according to one Twitter user — their Xbox One prevents them from using the app in question with a message that asks them to "choose something else to play" because of their "past behavior" (see photo above).

At least a dozen Xbox Live users have posted in a thread on the Xbox forums saying they're dealing with the same issue. According to a number of them, they can upload footage of M-rated games that contain profanity, such as Battlefield 4, without any consequences.

"I made a video and said a bad word (not really a swear in my opinion, but I do understand their displeasure — the nickname of the name Richard) and now I am not able to put Kinect videos on my uploads or upload gameplay at all," said Reddit user MacedonianWolf, who noted that they were banned only from using the Upload Studio app and nothing else on the console.

MacedonianWolf explained in an update that they contacted a Microsoft representative and were told their Xbox Live account was in "good standing," that the Skype and Upload Studio apps seem to be suffering these issues and that the company was working to reverse the bans. In another update, the Reddit user said that the ban appeared to have been lifted after 24 hours.

Skype calls on Xbox One use the Kinect camera and microphone to transmit video and audio, while the Upload Studio app sends clips to the user's personal SkyDrive account.

We're reaching out to Microsoft to ask about this, and will update this article with any information we receive.

25 Nov 17:45

New Warning: Morning-After Pill Doesn't Work For Women Over 176 Pounds

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The European manufacturer of a pill identical to Plan B says its product won't work for women who weigh more than 176 pounds. Will American pharma companies warn women of weight limits?
25 Nov 17:45

Scenes From The Simpsons Described Using Upworthy Style Titles

by Lori Dorn

US Gummi US This Girl

US Whinen

Upworthy: Springfield, created by Virgil Texas, is a humorous take on the site Upworthy. In this Tumblr blog, existing scenes from episodes of the long-running animated series The Simpsons are visually narrated with the very distinct attention grabbing style titles used in Upworthy posts.

Similar headlines can also be created with the Upworthy Generator that we recently posted about.

US All She Wanted They Said A Regular Schmo

US A HurricanUS Boot American Boy

via Taylor Lorenz

25 Nov 17:39

Ganso Saiyūki: Super Monkey Daibōken (VAP - Famicom -...



Ganso Saiyūki: Super Monkey Daibōken (VAP - Famicom - 1986)

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This video game was featured in the Japanese TV show Game Center CX. It was declared to be one of the hardest (and least comprehensible) video games in the history of Japanese video games   (wikipedia)

The painful Journey to the West. Ring Ring Tactics featuring Super Monkey Daibōken is probably one of my favourite segments of Game Center CX so far.  [Image source: retrogame.info]

25 Nov 17:38

When will we see more of Peter Capaldi's costume on Doctor Who?

by Katharine Trendacosta
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buried lede:

'David Bradley, who played William Hartnell in An Adventure in Time and Space, was asked if he'd be willing, in a weird bit of meta-casting, to play the First Doctor in the show. He said:

"Well that's a big question, and it was put to Mark Gatiss the other night at the BFI screening and he was hedging his bets over it.

In a way we feel like we've honoured the Doctor Who history and honoured William Hartnell's memory in a way, so, if that was it, then we'd all be perfectly happy because it feels like the writing and the direction and the performances have all gone down very well with the audience.

If we left it at that I'd be perfectly happy, but if someone came up with the notion of doing it, of course, you know, it's such an honour to be in Doctor Who anyway and to have played such a great iconic actor in such an iconic part of TV history." '

so are they going to reshoot the missing episodes or not

When will we see more of Peter Capaldi's costume on Doctor Who?

And does an audition video reveal a returning Doctor Who villain? Jessica Lange explains why she's leaving American Horror Story. And Arrow might be laying the foundations for yet another major DC character. Plus, True Blood's casting a love interest for a character you thought might be dead. Spoilers now!

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25 Nov 17:33

Turning Eli Manning's footballs into 'precious jewels'

by Rich McCormick
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'Balls are rubbed "vigorously" for 45 minutes, scoured with a wet towel until thoroughly sodden, brushed, and then spun on a wheel to prepare them for another "high-speed scrubbing." Only after it's been broken down and rebuilt is a ball ready for Manning'

"no one is allowed to touch those balls. They're precious jewels. Too much work has gone into them."

New York Giants quarterback Eli Manning likes his footballs broken in before he handles them. The process — performed for the Giants by brothers Ed and Joe Skiba, and detailed by The New York Times — sounds like the post-game practices of a particularly masochistic professional athlete. Balls are rubbed "vigorously" for 45 minutes, scoured with a wet towel until thoroughly sodden, brushed, and then spun on a wheel to prepare them for another "high-speed scrubbing." Only after it's been broken down and rebuilt is a ball ready for Manning's throwing hand. Of those chosen few that make the cut, Joe Skiba says "no one is allowed to touch those balls. They're precious jewels. Too much work has gone into them." The New York Times says Manning's not peculiar in demanding this ball-breaking service: a new ball, apparently, "is as popular as a late hit" among quarterbacks in the NFL.

25 Nov 17:32

Amtrak train with 218 aboard goes off tracks in SC - WSB Atlanta


Washington Post

Amtrak train with 218 aboard goes off tracks in SC
WSB Atlanta
Workers are on the scene near the Amtrak Crescent train after it derailed, Monday, Nov. 25, 2013, in Spartanburg County, S.C. Several cars of the New York City-bound train with 218 people aboard went off the tracks early Monday as bags flew and jolted ...
Officials: Amtrak Crescent train derails in SC with 218 aboard, no serious injuriesCalgary Herald
Amtrak Crescent with 218 aboard disabled in SCLompoc Record

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25 Nov 17:31

Microsoft is fixing Skype messaging, ‘fun things’ planned for Windows Phone 8.1

by Tom Warren
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Ever since Microsoft started forcing Windows Live Messenger users over to Skype earlier this year, instant messaging on Windows has been somewhat painful. If you’re a frequent Skype user then you’ll be intimately familiar with the problems. Missed messages, out of sync messages, and blasts of old messages are all too frequent on the service at the moment, but Microsoft is vowing to fix the issues.

In an interview with The Verge, Skype product manager Jeff Kunins admits Microsoft is aware of the problems and is working to address them very soon. They mainly stem from Microsoft’s transition from peer-to-peer networks for Skype to cloud-powered servers. Skype has traditionally been used for voice and video calling on desktop PCs, but as the world has moved to mobile it hasn’t adapted its own infrastructure quickly enough to handle multiple devices. "It’s not that we’ve been trying our best to be amazing at chat for 10 year and sucking at it, it’s that we’ve been doing a great job doing what we were born to do and now people want more out of us and we’re making the investments to expand and be great at that too," explains Kunins. "We’re not there yet, but we will be."

Messages will soon sync their state across phone and PC

Microsoft is testing a number of updates to its client apps that will enable full message sync across multiple devices, including read or unread state. Kunins demonstrated updated versions of Windows Phone and Windows desktop apps that will properly sync messages and only trigger notifications on the active device. "You’ll see us very soon begin rolling that out so users get the benefit of cloud history, synced read state across all of your devices," says Kunins.

The sync support means that notifications for messages will trigger on all devices connected to a Skype account, but notifications will only continue on the device that’s active and in use. At present notifications will trigger on all devices connected to Skype constantly, a headache for users with a Windows PC, tablet, and phone. Kunins couldn’t provide an exact date for the rollout of the improvements, but he promises it’s "pretty soon." The improvements worked flawlessly in a demo between mobile and PC, where read state was synced promptly between the two.

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Skype also suffers from problems syncing call states, meaning some devices will continue ringing even if another device has picked up the call. While that problem won’t be fixed at the same time as messaging, it’s something Microsoft is working to fix. "That’s just a fun bug we’re working on," explains Kunins. "It’s one of those that seems like it should be trivial, but it’s actually quite hard especially on some platforms like Windows 8 or on the web."

"We’re doing a lot of fun things for Windows Phone 8.1..."

Microsoft is also improving the load times on its Skype Windows Phone app alongside better notifications, but additional improvements are coming next year. "I don’t think we’ve talked publicly a bunch about Windows Phone 8.1 and the experience, but as you can imagine we’re certainly working closely with them and how that experience is," explains Kunins. "We’ve made a ton of progress on our Windows Phone app in general, and as you can imagine we’re doing a lot of fun things for Windows Phone 8.1 as well. I think there will be some fun things to see there."

While improvements are on the way. Kunins took some time to reflect on the recent rollout of Skype Video Messaging. Microsoft chose to target Mac, iPhone, and Android users initially, leaving Windows and Windows Phone users without support for a couple of months. "That was purely coincidence, it looks very bad," explains Kunins. "It was just completely honest coincidence based on the fact that historically that sequence didn’t matter at all." Now that Skype is part of Microsoft, that sequence matters more than ever. "On things like that, we’ll just do a better job at when we start things," says Kunin.

25 Nov 17:29

Ninja Edit: Vlambeer Clone Tycoon

by Adam Smith
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By Adam Smith on November 25th, 2013 at 10:00 am.

Vlambeer’s Ridiculous Fishing has been a deserved success but while its precursor Radical Fishing was still in development, a game called Ninja Fishing appeared on the Appstore, which cloned Vlambeer’s structure, replacing fish-blasting with Fruit Ninja’s slicing. To commemorate that moment and (presumably) to coincide with the Android release of Ridiculous, Rik Nieuwdorp and Martijn Frazer have created Vlambeer Clone Tycoon, a browser game about monitoring gaming websites to look for new ideas to copy and sell.

The aim of the game is to pick out Vlambeer’s ideas and copy them before they are released. It’s a simple process, not as involved as Game Dev Tycoon, but there’s plenty of humour to be found in the news stories that crop up during the course of the game. In fact, a Vlambeer Clone Tycoon gamejam might well produce some entertaining results. Who wouldn’t want to try Robot Hunger or Blood Verbs, with its focus on ‘adaptive music’? And then there’s Drive Away Fast, a puzzle game that UraGamer rated 10/10 for graphics but only granted 0.5/10 in their overall verdict.

I am the worst Vlambeer Clone Tycoon ever because I spend so much time reading headlines such as “Is Porking Meter Turning Our Children Into Snake-Obsessed Killers?” that I don’t spend any time actually cloning games. I only just noticed that checking the weather forecast causes a month to pass in-game, which makes this as much a general procrastination simulator as a spoof of unsavoury industry practices.

As for Ridiculous Fishing itself? I bought Ridiculous Fishing at the weekend, now that it’s finally available on Android, and it’s as weird and joyous as I’d expected. Vlambeer seem to have picked through the free to play scene, extracting every hook and then blowing the common IAP-fuelled progression structure to smithereens. There’s no need to accelerate progress, except by playing and improving, because almost every trip reveals something new and the three activities that make up the game are fast and challenging rather than unpleasant millstones to grind against.

When the Ninja Fishing incident was fresh, Vlambeer had this to say about cloning:

“We should’t attack cloning. We shouldn’t try to take down clones. We should approach it from a contructive perspective.

“We should improve game literacy, and build a foundation for creativity. We should offer insight into the game design process, talk about design in depth.

“We should protect open development. The logical response to this is keep your cards close to your chest, so that no one rips it off. But we should show people that making our game is something we struggled with for months”

Go forth and make games with Casio soundtracks. Or play Vlambeer’s latest, Nuclear Throne, and write some beat poetry of your own.

25 Nov 17:01

History Respawned: Assassin’s Creed IV (by History...



History Respawned: Assassin’s Creed IV (by History Respawned)

RPS: “Bob Whitaker, an historian in training at the University of Texas, has started a project called History Respawned. In it, he plays games alongside historians, and the first 40 minute episode explores Assassin’s Creed IV: Black Flag and the realities of piracy.”

25 Nov 16:57

Politico’s Mike Allen, native advertising pioneer

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advertorial rebranded as "native advertising"

Politico’s Mike Allen, native advertising pioneer:
Politico is taking its ‘Playbook’ formula to New York. But just what is the formula?

And yet another reason why the Fourth Estate is dying.