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31 May 03:22

Einstein Bros. shuts Portland bagel shop after rodents spotted in display case (video)

31 May 03:19

the-indigo-dragonfly: Tomoe Gozen  巴御前- onna bugeisha Tomoe...

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Tomoe Gozen  巴御前- onna bugeisha

Tomoe Gozen was a female samurai during the Genpei War of 1180–1185 CE. Though female warriors were not uncommon in Japan at the time, Tomoe is one of very few female samurai, highly trained and skilled in horseback riding, archery, sword fighting and she was also greatly skilled in the use of the naginata, which is a long staff with a curved blade at one end. Tomoe Gozen beheaded many enemies with naginata, because she didn’t believe in staying behind in battles, she was always at the fore front of any battle line.
She was a senior captain under general Minamoto no Yoshinaka, and either his attendant or consort as well, depending on the source. Her surname is not known, as Gozen is simply a title, somewhat like “Lady.”

The earliest written source regarding Tomoe Gozen is from the 14th century Japanese classic, The Tale of the Heike, which in turn is derived from oral tradition. This source describes her as almost supernaturally strong, very beautiful, and surpassing her male colleagues in skill and bravery.

The Heike Monogatari goes on to say that Tomoe was one of the last five of Yoshinaka’s warriors standing at the tail end of the Battle of Awazu, and that Yoshinaka, knowing that death was near, urged her to flee. Though reluctant, she rushed a Minamoto warrior named Onda no Hachirô Moroshige, cut his head off, and then fled for the eastern provinces.

Some have written that Tomoe in fact died in battle with her husband, while others assert that she survived and became a nun.

She is among the most popular and widely known female figures in Japanese history/legend, and appears as the lead in at least one kabuki play, Onna Shibaraku

31 May 03:18

The 81-Year-Old Newspaper Article That Destroys The Redskins' Justification For Their Name

The story the team and NFL have used to justify the name’s existence as a “badge of honor” is not true, and the man who founded the team refuted it himself more than 80 years ago.
31 May 03:16

Maya Angleou Dispatcher Suspended - Yahoo TV

by gguillotte
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for fuck's sake

"Unfortunately, I work in a high-profile job and everything's recorded" = unfortunately, I got caught, whoops, how unfortunate someone other than my coworkers heard my nonstop bullshit

John Ruckh was heard on the 911 tape saying that Oprah, a friend of Angelou's had "fallen out of grace" after a controversial interview in which Oprah expressed her thoughts about race in America. "Unfortunately, I work in a high-profile job and everything's recorded," Ruckh told the Winston-Salem Journal. "This is in no way a racial slur, slander, associated conversation ... I really hate that this happened at the time that it did, because this is taking away from Maya Angelou's passing."
31 May 03:15

FBI, SEC Reportedly Probe Trading Of Carl Icahn, Billy Walters, Phil Mickelson

by gguillotte
he U.S. Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Securities and Exchange Commission are investigating possible insider trading involving billionaire investor Carl Icahn, golfer Phil Mickelson and Las Vegas gambler William Walters, a source familiar with the matter said. Federal investigators are looking into whether Mickelson and Walters may have traded illegally on private information provided by Icahn about his investments in public corporations, the source told Reuters, confirming a report by the Wall Street Journal on Friday.
31 May 03:15

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31 May 03:15

The Omega Piss: Calvin Pissing In The Toilet

by drew

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The bootlegged image of Calvin pissing on car company logos, Bill Clinton, Osama Bin Laden, Nascar numbers, and every other social, political, and economic event of the past 20 years has culminated in this: a toilet decal of Calvin pissing, which you can put on your toilet. Finally, Calvin’s piss has a home, and it’s in the toilet where it belongs. Our long national nightmare is finally over.

31 May 02:29

Riverdale Gang Welcomes First Disabled Member In 'Archie' #656

by Chris Sims

Archie #658

Over the past few years, Archie Comics has been making a pretty concerted effort to add a little diversity to what has traditionally been a pretty homogenous setting. Characters like Chuck Clayton and Ginger Lopez have been around for a while, but over the past few years Riverdale has added more than a handful of new students to Riverdale High, with the most notable by far being Kevin Keller.

Now, in next month’s Archie #656, writer/artist Dan Parent is taking the next step in what CEO Jon Goldwater describes as an effort “to make Riverdale feel like a city in today’s world” by introducing Riverdales newest resident, Veronica’s cousin Harper, a “spunky fashionista” with hot pink streaks in her hair and a matching wheelchair.

Archie #656

Harper will be Archie’s first disabled main cast member, and while that honestly seems like something that should’ve already happened by now, it’s nice to see that they noticed something missing from their line-up and took steps to add it in. In Harper’s case, it was a conversation between Parent — a longtime Archie creator who’s done work on several of the company’s headline-grabbing moves in recent years — and Jewel Kats, an award-winning author of children’s books in which classic fairy tales are retold starring disabled heroines, that led to her creation.

It’s worth noting that Harper isn’t the only cousin to the Lodge family that has ever shown up in the center of a story. When Archie #656 hits on June 18, she’ll be joining the Lodge Family Tree alongside Veronica’s cousins Marcy, a sci-fi fan who introduced Archie to the world of comic book conventions, and Cricket O’Dell, who has the ability to literally smell money. Obviously, the time is nigh for a Lodge Family Crossover event.

The Death of... Archie???

31 May 02:28

Medicare will now cover transgender surgical procedures

by Arielle Duhaime-Ross
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!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Obama administration announced today that transgender people who receive Medicare will no longer be denied coverage for sex reassignment surgeries — at least not automatically.

The move comes as a surprise to many, despite a recent shift in public opinion regarding trans issues, as illustrated by the cover of this week's TIME. "This decision removes a threshold barrier to coverage for medical care for transgender people under Medicare," said the Gay & Lesbian Advocates & Defenders in a statement, adding that "it is consistent with the consensus of the medical and scientific community that access to gender transition-related care is medically necessary for many people with gender dysphoria."


documents stating that the procedure is medically indicated

Spurred by an appeal request made on the behalf of 74-year old Army veteran Denee Mallon — she was denied coverage two years ago — the health agency's Departmental Appeals Board ruled that a 30-year ban on transgender surgical procedures was unjustified, the AP reports. But the ruling doesn't mean that Medicare recipients are now entitled to have sex reassignment surgeries covered by the government. Rather, it will allow people to request coverage by submitting documents from their doctors and mental health professionals stating that the procedure is medically indicated.

At the moment, many private health insurers and state-run Medicaid programs don't cover transgender surgical procedures. But these insurers tend to follow the federal government's lead, so that may soon change.

It's too early to tell how many people will benefit from the US government's decision. But considering that an estimated 0.3 percent of the US population identifies as trans, and the current population covered by Medicare consists of about 49 million Americans, it's safe to assume that thousands of people covered by Medicare are ecstatic right now — in addition to all the other trans-allies that the US is quickly gathering, of course.

31 May 02:17

A View From Abroad, or More Portland Love from the Guardian

by MJ Skegg
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fuck Richman

It’s always interesting how our city is viewed by others, especially when it comes to food. The New York Times seems to rediscover Portland’s culinary scene once a year, while the UK-based Guardian has a particular hard on for anything PDX—the latest is an enthusiastic, slightly gushing endorsement of our food carts (though that’s understandable when you consider that the UK doesn’t really do food carts—a trailer selling rubber hotdogs outside a soccer stadium is the norm). The writer had the good sense to tap a couple of locals—Brett Burmeister, who offers food cart tours for $37.50 (my wife, reading this, offered to show people around for a couple of beers. Let me know if you’re interested) and food writer Karen Brooks, described as “Portland's best-known (and best-loved) restaurant critic.” (Hmmmmm… maybe? Who knows!) Anyway, no one can really go wrong with these two as tour guides, and the accompanying top 10 list serves well as an introduction to the food cart scene.

It’s certainly an improvement on a previous Guardian writer whose travel piece described Portland as “flat” (even if you don’t get beyond downtown, if nothing else, you can still see the West Hills. The clue is in the name) and is in contrast to GQ writer Alan Richman’s more measured take on how we eat, in which he describes cart pods as a “little like trailer parks and a little like second-rate county fairs”.

Perhaps the oddest thing in the article is the fact that the writer flew to Seattle and then took Amtrak. As we have one of the nicest airports in the country, with bars and restaurants aplenty to satisfy a foodie, she might want to fly straight into town on her next visit—we would gladly welcome her back.

Read the whole thing here.

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31 May 02:16

Destroy only copy of new Wu-Tang Album by Chris Everhart — Kickstarter

by djempirical
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"I hate that the WU has devolved into such self-riotous assholes. This would be a tremendous idea if all the proceeds went to poor artists or cancer research or Autism or something. Instead it goes to the pockets of artists who have the entire world at their ear. Music and visual art are art. Art should be shared with the world. Especially to poor people and the culturally disadvantaged. I don't see how this project isn't mutually inclusive to denying that this work is art and should therefore be destroyed.

I will happily destroy this album in public spectacle and never listen to it. I have listened to this group since I was able to pick an album from the CD rack. But these m&%f$#s done went to far.

There will be a destruction ceremony that will be broadcast live via the intertubes. This ceremony will serve as a work of performance art. It will be scripted, filmed for posterity, and made available for download worldwide.

Tickets to final performance made available to pledgers. "

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$46 pledged so far of $6 million

31 May 02:11

Newswire: Faith No More drops hints about new music (maybe)

by Josh Modell

Faith No More broke up pretty quietly in 1998, after a solid run that included some commercial success (1989’s The Real Thing) and plenty of diehard fan love. More than a decade later, in 2009, the band reconvened—minus guitarist Jim Martin, who had split in 1993—for a bunch of big shows. A well-received world tour/victory lap commenced, with at least one new song performed. Diehard fans, even those enamored of Mike Patton’s 12 zillion side projects, held out some hope, though Patton expressed doubt about the band’s future. Even though he claimed it wasn’t a “money grab,” he also worried about the possibility of “spraying diarrhea” all over the band’s legacy, particularly by releasing new music. “It’s sort of petered out,” he said of the reunion. Earlier today, on a new official Faith No More Twitter account, Patton posted a picture ...

31 May 02:10

"Fantastic Four" May Live On-Screen, Disappear From Comics

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Marvel may be without a "Fantastic Four" series in the near future, stemming from Fox's long-held movie rights.
31 May 02:10

‘One Piece’ has now sold 310 million volumes in Japan

by Kevin Melrose
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jesus fucking christ

‘One Piece’ has now sold 310 million volumes in Japan

Not that we necessarily required an further evidence of the popularity of One Piece, but now comes word that with the release of its 74th volume, Eiichiro Oda’s pirate manga has sold more than 310 million copies in Japan alone. It’s worth noting that it was only November when Shueisha Inc. and Viz Media took […]
31 May 02:09

Why Do Republicans Always Say 'I'm Not A Scientist?'

It’s a strange form of reasoning. Very few of us are scientists, which is exactly why we tend to defer to scientific judgment. It might make sense to question expert consensus in a field where you are an expert, but if you know very little about it, you probably want to just go along with what the experts think.
31 May 01:50

Coming Distractions: Nicolas Cage is Nicolas Cage in the holy trailer for Left Behind

by Marah Eakin

Nicolas Cage is doing everything he can to get on God’s good side, should such a thing actually exist. The jack of all staccato-voiced trades stars in the new adaptation of Left Behind and, as evident in the trailer below, is clearly putting in some good work for the good book. Cage is joined by a number of other d-list overactors in the film, including One Tree Hill’s Chad Michael Murray and American Idol’s Jordin Sparks, but that doesn’t stop him from being, well, Nicolas Cage. If anything, this film looks like a step up from Kirk Cameron’s 2000 straight-to-DVD adaptation of the Tim LaHaye book—not that that’s saying much.

Left Behind hits theaters and jokes on the Internet Oct. 3.


31 May 01:09

Google Removed Nest Competitor From Search Results

In the middle of January, Vivint, the Utah based home automation company that also produces smart thermostats, found itself with a surprising new rival. Google bought Nest and by virtue of acquisition Vivint was suddenly competing head to head with the Silicon Valley search giant. But Vivint — which was purchased by Blackstone in 2012 — certainly didn’t expect what happened next. Just two weeks later, Vivint was delisted from Google’s search results.
31 May 01:09

Chinese Kid Draws On Dad's Passport, Gets Them Stuck In South Korea

A Chinese man and his four-year-old son are stuck in South Korea because the boy, apparently in the mood to do some drawing, used his father's passport as a drawing book and drew some very cute drawings on it.
31 May 01:09

There Is No Whiskey Shortage

In whiskey’s long history, the “shortage” claim occasionally rears its head. It’s a great way for the industry to grab attention, and it’s free advertising when the media chases after the story.
31 May 01:08

The Rise Of The $8 Ice Cube

For most of us, filling a 50-cent plastic tray with tap water and throwing it in the freezer works just fine. Ice cubes are a virtually free resource (save for the inconsequential amount of water used, and the electricity to power your refrigerator). But according to Gläce and other luxury ice cube companies, we’re vastly underestimating the importance of high-end ice.
31 May 00:48

The secret thoughts of that annoying guy who corrects you all the time about everything

by Abraham
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sorry, everybody

A sad but amusing look at the inner monologue of “Actually Guy”…

31 May 00:32

What Do the Stars and Original Creator of Doctor Who Have to Say About a Female Doctor?

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includes Paul McGann's Tilda endorsement and Sydney Newman's 1987 pitch

This past Wednesday, many of us chatted about Steven Moffat's remarks concerning casting a female in the titular role of Doctor Who. It seemed like a good idea to delve into the opinions of other people who have been involved in the program, as well as some of those who've played the Time Lord hero who makes a habit of transforming his body in order to avoid death.
31 May 00:25

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31 May 00:18

Google Stars Extension For Chrome Leaks: Hands On

by timothy
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fuck you Stars

An anonymous reader writes "We've known for a while now that Google is testing a new favoriting service called Google Stars, aimed at helping users save, share, and organize Web content. This is largely due to multiple leaks, detailing features as well as showing off the interface in a video and screenshots. Today, Google+ user Florian Kiersch, who has done the majority of the digging behind the service, has leaked the Google Stars extension for Google Chrome."

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31 May 00:17

One Year After the RSS Apocalypse

Google Reader shut down July 1 last year — so it’s been almost a year.

As a developer who used to write an RSS reader, as an avid follower of the category, I’ve been curious to see what would happen.

First thing: there are a bunch of new and newly-popular services that can replace Google Reader. Feedly appears to be most popular, but they all look good.

Me, I have a Feedbin subscription. Others include The Old Reader, Feed Wrangler, and NewsBlur – and they all have, and deserve, their fans. (I hope I’m not leaving any out.)

There’s also Fever — which is a little different because you host it yourself, and has been around a while, but is worth mentioning (and is very cool).

This is all good news. An ecosystem is better than a single 800-pound gorilla.

At the same time, native iOS and Mac apps tend to use several of these systems as syncing providers. Reeder, ReadKit, Unread, and others support multiple accounts from multiple systems.

Some of these readers have also branched out to include queues from read-later services such as Instapaper and bookmarks from services such as Pinboard.

Why This Is Good

In a way, the situation hasn’t changed — in a way it’s the same as it was when Google Reader still covered the map.

The situation with RSS readers is much like the situation with Twitter clients: there’s no data penalty in switching apps. Just as I can go from Tweetbot to Twitterrific and still get the same tweets, I can go from Reeder to Unread and still see all my feeds and the correct read/unread states.

This is great for users. New thing comes out that you like more? No problem in switching. Like Vendor X’s Mac app but don’t like their iOS app? No problem. Use Vendor Y’s iOS app instead.

Again: this was true during the Google Reader era, and it’s still true.

But during the Google Reader era it might have made sense for a native RSS app developer to create their own syncing system, because relying on a single syncing provider is a very bad idea — especially when we knew that that one system was likely to disappear.

These days there’s no way to justify it. There are multiple providers, and any one or more could go out of business (or just start sucking), and it would be okay, since there are other services.

Furthermore: RSS reader users now have many years of experience showing them that they can mix and match and switch native apps at will. There’s no lock-in.

This leaves native RSS app developers free to concentrate on their app without the distraction of writing and maintaining a server.

And that means better apps. Which is cool.

(Any native app developer also writing a syncing system is making a fatal mistake, since users won’t accept the cost of switching. And they’d be wasting time better spent on making the app itself awesome.)

(Note: the same is not true for podcast clients right now. It’s RSS, but it’s a different thing.)

31 May 00:07

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31 May 00:05

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Ginger Rogers and William Powell in  Star of Midnight  (Stephen Roberts, 1935)

31 May 00:02

Not One Person Has Died on an NYC Bike-Share Bike

by Will Oremus
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One year ago, New York City launched a bike-share program, and pundits predicted a safety nightmare.

“The most important danger in the city is not the yellow cabs, it is the bicyclists,” raved the Wall Street Journal’s Dorothy Rabinowitz in a segment titled “Death by Bicycle.” The Daily Show’s Jon Stewart offered a similarly blunt assessment: “A lot of people are going to die.” The bike-share program did give him an idea for a business, though: “Jon Stewart’s Street Brain Material Removal Service.” A Rutgers professor got more specific. In a New York Post story headlined, “Citi Bike ‘Heading’ for a Fall,” he predicted that  cyclist fatalities could triple in the program’s first year, from 20 to 60.

It has now been a full year since the first foolhardy tourists began menacing the city’s streets in those fat blue Citi Bike bikes. Riders have taken more than 8.75 million trips so far, Citi Bike reports, travelling some 14.7 million miles in all. Want to guess how many have died?

None.

“Out of 8.75 million trips, we’ve had about 100 crash reports, of which about 25 warranted a trip to the ER,” Citi Bike spokeswoman Dani Simon told me. “To my knowledge there have been zero fatalities to date. I am keeping up my daily prayers that this trend continues.”

It won’t continue forever, of course: As long as there are humans driving cars on big-city streets, there will be fatal accidents involving cyclists and pedestrians. That said, 8.75 million rides is not a small sample size. It’s clear by now that New York City’s bike-share program is not the death trap that skeptics envisioned. 

New York City’s bike-share program is not the only one with a sterling safety record. Washington, D.C.’s Capital Bikeshare hasn’t seen any riders fatally injured either, says Reggie Sanders, director of communications for the District Department of Transportation. “We’ve had some scrapes here and there,” he said. “But so far it’s working out beautifully based on the lack of serious injuries and fatalities.”

Around the world, cities with bike-share programs have seen similar results.

If anything, bike-share programs might make city streets safer. As the Washington Post’s Emily Badger points out, the more bikes and pedestrians are on the road, the lower their fatality rates. Their presence forces motorists to drive more carefully, which is good for everyone. 

Citi Bike’s remarkable safety record was overshadowed in the media coverage that accompanied its one-year anniversary, because the program has suffered a variety of setbacks in its first year. Thankfully, a need for brain-material removal services has not been among them. Unless—hey Jon Stewart, did this story just blow your mind?

Previously in Slate:

31 May 00:00

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30 May 23:57

Show No Mercy: Queer as Fuck: The Soft Pink Truth's Black Metal | Features | Pitchfork

by djempirical
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i love this interview.

and i LOVE the song included. fucking great.

Queer as Fuck: The Soft Pink Truth's Black Metal

Drew Daniel, an electronic multi-instrumentalist, writer, and academic who teaches literature at Johns Hopkins University, started his experimental house project the Soft Pink Truth in 2001 with a 12” called “Do It Quite Sloppily”. Matmos, his main project with partner M.C. Schmidt, rarely do anything sloppy, so the appeal of this outlet made sense from the start.

Matmos have always been willing to nod to punk (see, for instance, the track “Germs Burn for Darby Crash” as well as their cover of the Buzzcocks’ “ESP”), and Daniel wrote an entire book on Throbbing Gristle, but the gnarlier part of his record collection received its most explicit treatment on SPT’s Minutemen-nodding 2004 album, Do You Want New Wave or Do You Want the Soft Pink Truth?, a collection of punk and hardcore covers of bands like Crass, Angry Samoans, Minor Threat, and Rudimentary Peni. That tradition is held up on his new record, Why Do the Heathen Rage?, which is made up of black metal covers.

Daniel is an avowed metalhead, but until now you didn’t really find any obvious traces in his music. On Heathen, though, he applies SPT’s colorful, lusty style to songs by Darkthrone, Venom, Beherit, Mayhem, Hellhammer, and other grim outfits, incorporating guests like Antony, Wye Oak’s Jenn Wasner, David Serrotte of the Baltimore vogue ball crew House of Revlon, and Locrian’s Terence Hannumm. Snippets from gay house classics (and porn) also play a part.

As Daniel’s made clear in the past, SPT is a queer-focused project, as shown on this LP by his cover of Seth Putnam/Impaled Northern Moonforest’s “Grim and Frostbitten Gay Bar” and artist Mavado Charon’s cover illustration of corpse-painted men fucking and murdering each other. The liner notes feature a piece called “Confessions of a Former Burzum T-Shirt Wearer”, where Daniel talks about what it means to be a gay man as well as a fan of black metal—a genre with a sketchy, violent history that includes the murder of a gay man by Emperor’s Bård “Faust”, as well as the fascism of Burzum’s Varg Vikernes. As Daniel puts it, “Just as blasphemy both affirms and assaults the sacred powers it invokes and inverts, so too this record celebrates black metal and offers queer critique, mockery, and profanation of its ideological morass in equal measure.”

Daniel and I caught up via Skype. He was in his house in Baltimore, a space packed with books, records, and his embroidered black metal t-shirt collection.

Photos by M.C. Schmidt

Pitchfork: How did you decide what songs to cover for this record?

Drew Daniel: My criteria really was: Are the riffs intensely catchy? Are the lyrics something that speaks to what black metal's about? There are a lot of black metal artists that I really love, but I didn't feel like there would be any point in attempting to cover them because they're more about textures than riffs. And part of the appeal of these songs, for me, is that there is a pop core to them. There is an intense catchiness, hopefully.

Pitchfork: There’s also the homoerotic angle.

DD: I mean, it's a weird process. The first song I covered was "Sadomatic Rites" by Beherit. I loved the sexuality of it—that there was this dwelling in a city of Sodom implicit in it, and this figure of the Sodomite. That was incredibly appealing to me. That cover was a test of whether this would be fun to do, and it was so fucking fun to do that I started to go into that bag-of-Doritos psychology: Oh, I'll just have one more. People misrepresent black metal as being completely asexual, and a lot of times its aesthetics are—solitude, misanthropy, the woods—but there is a stream of sexual content within certain early black metal bands. 

As I was making the album, I felt like I wanted a historical arc. The last two I did were Venom's "Black Metal" and the Impaled Northern Moonforest track, so that felt like going from the very pioneering beginning of a genre to its apotheosis in parody. By the time Seth Putnam is doing Impaled Northern Moonforest, black metal has entered complete decadence and has become formulaic. And my own record is like the final maggots writhing in the corpse, because now I'm covering a parody. Of course, there are also bands now like Cultes des Ghoules, Locrian, and Deafheaven—people making valid new things out of black metal—so I don't want to say, "Oh, it's over." There's so much history to this genre. The events of the '90s were so long ago that there's a new relationship to their overfamiliarity as cliches that's kind of interesting and worth playing with.

Pitchfork: Right. There are tons of black metal bands in 2014 that exist without the original Norwegian narrative in mind. But not all of that violence can just be willed away. There's the non-album Burzum cover that you called “Rundgang (Fuck Varg’s Racist, Anti-Semitic Bullshit Politics Forever!)” as well as your written piece "Confessions of a Former Burzum T-Shirt Wearer". How important was it to you to situate that position so that people didn't think you were being complicit with these kinds of thoughts?

DD: It's something that I've worried about not just in a self-protective way, but in a genuinely soul-searching way. And I think about it because years ago, a church burned down in Baltimore, and I thought it would be a hilarious thing to take a picture of me in a Burzum t-shirt doing a thumbs up in front of this burnt church. The point of the photograph in my mind was that there's this incredible double standard and hypocrisy in Burzum fandom where every right-thinking liberal fan of extreme music says, "Oh, I love Burzum's music. I hate their politics." And to take a picture was to be the worst-case scenario of the person who admires the church-burning and is like, "No, let's burn churches. Thumbs up! Burn churches. That's what I like." That's the sort of thing that you're not supposed to say, but, obviously, the glamor and allure of criminality and vandalism, and a hatred of organized religion does mobilize why people are, in part, excited by Burzum. It's not just the music. I don't feel like it's acceptable to try to draw this bright line between aesthetics and politics because they're always connected. There's no politically innocent music-listening room that isn't tied to political realities. 

On the other hand, it's not like art is only ever a symptom of politics. So while they're always connected, they're never the same. For me, that was why that picture was funny and why I took it. But friends of mine reacted to that image and called me out. And I have to admit, from another perspective, that's a white guy in public wearing a racist band's t-shirt—a reinforcement of white supremacy. And I really don't think it's good enough for white men to wield a word like "parody" as a shield by which to legitimize shitty behavior. So I felt real shame about that picture. And now I've embroidered "Fuck Varg's Politics" in rainbow pink thread onto the only Burzum shirt I wear. I wore it to Maryland Death Fest last year, and it got a lot of double takes and started a lot of good conversations. The more I thought about it, I was like, “Well, what do I want to do?” How could I possibly push back against Burzum in a way that wasn't just a self-congratulatory, “I’m not a racist” maneuver. So that's why I wanted to cover an ambient track of Burzum's, so that when somebody searches for "Rundgang", they'll find "Rundgang" attached to my statement. 

You could also make the claim that Varg is an attention whore and I’m only playing into his importance by doing a deliberately obnoxious acid techno profanation of his tranquil, ambient 25-minute escapist trip into the woods. So is there an innocent position here? I just wanted to take that track and profane it by putting Timbaland-esque beats on top of it, so even in a supposed pastoral zone where you don't have to think about urban life, there's a racial code to the way that that ambient music functions in Varg's aesthetics, and I wanted to destroy it with this cover. 

It sounds pretentious and self-important if I put it that way, and maybe it's hypocritical for me to call somebody else an attention whore in an interview for Pitchfork. I'm talking a lot because I'm nervous about this, but I felt like if you're going to do black metal covers and your point is a queer critique of the shitty ideological disaster area that is black metal, then it would be cowardly to not address the Burzum question. At first, I wanted to put that Burzum cover on the album, and I talked about it with [label head] Bettina [Richards] at Thrill Jockey, and she was like, "Look, I'm not going to put a Burzum track on an album because then when people buy your album we're giving money to Varg. That's fucked up." And I'm like, “You're absolutely right. I should just put this on the web where it can do its work of connecting the search term." It’ll attach itself like a parasite to the glamor of that dickhead, and then every time you're looking for his song, maybe you have to think about the opposite point of view. 

Pitchfork: You have various guests on the album, including Antony and Jenn from Wye Oak. How familiar were they with black metal? 

DD: Different people had different attitudes about what their purpose was in doing it. For Antony, I had to really talk to him about why I wanted him on this record because I don't think he likes or relates to black metal aesthetics. He's also someone who's ecological orientation makes him skeptical about fantasies of apocalypse, and there's good reasons to feel like maybe apocalyptic fantasies aren't helpful at this point. Maybe they're part of the problem. They let us off the hook. The reason I wanted Antony was because I felt that I needed an androgynous voice and energy to counter the tacit maleness of this whole genre. And I just love his voice.

In the case of Jenn from Wye Oak, people make decisions about what her aesthetic bandwidth is based on Dungeonesse or Wye Oak, but for Halloween one year, Jenn was a sexy baby. That's fucking perverse. She has a streak that can get seriously dark that you might not realize until you talk to her for a while. And I love that smoky place that she hits sonically. I felt like the idea of her soulfulness paired with this absolutely misanthropic, hateful, hateful message—"Census count zero/ No cunt Christ hero/ Glory for ebola"—would do something to those words that was really interestingly perverse. 

"Black metal people aren't going to like this album because it's faggoty disco, but actual dance music people aren't going to 
like it because it's weird people screaming about Satan."

Pitchfork: The album begins with a spoken-word invocation that you and Antony do, how did you come up with that?

DD: I wanted some kind of spoken word intro with ominous sound effects, like the way atmospheric black metal records begin. In fact, I made a mix that's just 45 minutes of intros. It's so funny! I stuck little sound effect details in there as a kind of spell. When the line about “the forces that alienate us” happens, there's this noise which is a cash register beep and police handcuffs closing layered onto each other so they're the exact same sound.

Black metal songs often have these sonic details, even down to Varg using the sound of anvil on one Burzum track. I wanted a similar feeling. There's sonic details that are from gay porn on this album too. For the line "Riding Hell stallions bareback and free," I went online and just got bareback sex sounds of someone getting penetrated and stuck it right next to that moment in the song. It's extremely literal and on-the-nose, but fuck it.

Pitchfork: Did you have any concerns about authenticity when you did this? Would you want a black metal fan who doesn't know any of the backstory to just be like, "Yeah, this is a version of a fucked up experimental black metal record."

DD: It's something that I've often wondered about, like, “Who is the audience for this? Who in the world wants to hear this?” Nobody, basically. Black metal people aren't going to like it because it's faggoty disco, but actual dance music people aren't going to like it because it's weird people screaming about Satan. And yet, I felt like once I started I need to finish this because I need to believe in the momentum of this promise that I made to myself. 

Georges Perec wrote that novel A Void where there are no words that use the letter e, and he said that when he started writing it he told a friend as a joke, "Oh, wouldn't it be cool if somebody wrote a novel without the letter e?” And then the friend was like, "No, you have to do it." And then you get trapped in it. I mean, I proposed this record kinda as a joke when I was DJing at a club. I was talking to Hunter of Liturgy and saying, "Oh, it would be so funny to do a cover of Darkthrone's 'Beholding the Throne of Might' because it has this line 'When Hell calls your name, there's no way back,' and you could cut in that classic house song ‘'No Way Back'.” And he was like, "Oh, you should do that." And then I did do it. The album is full of little Easter egg moments of quotation from classic house songs where a phrase from a classic house song is used instead of a black metal lyric, like, "Let There Be Ebola Frost" has the Marshall Jefferson "Let there be" from "Let There Be House", but instead of "house" it's "ebola." [laughs]  

When you cover a song, the stakes should never be low. You can't bring a redundant wannabe imitation of the original. So a cover is, to me, a real challenge. Why does this have the right to exist? It's a test. I don't mean to sound like it's a deadly serious thing, but if you’re going to touch a classic fucking song like Venom's "Black Metal", you better not be kidding around. 

Pitchfork: One thing I thought that is important on the record is that in the liner notes, you mention Bård "Faust", who murdered Magne Andreassen because he was gay in 1992. I feel like that's often a part of the black metal story that sort of gets brushed under the rug.

DD: Yeah, in fact, another reason I wanted to make a queer take back to this culture was I went to the [black metal] documentary Until the Light Takes Us, there was a Q&A with the directors afterwards, and I asked them about how they were giving people a chance to call Magne Andreassen a faggot and just letting them use that word as if that's cool. And their answer was, "Well, this is not about politics. This is just about aesthetics. We're fans." And I have to say: Fuck you! That's not good enough. I felt angry at them because I felt like they were being, at best, naïve. But at worst, dishonest about what we do when we like things. It doesn't mean we have a free pass to just bracket that kind of crime. And the ease with which people talk about that murder, as if somehow it was self-defense—I'm sorry, but you don't go to a gay cruising park with a knife and then claim that you killed this gay man out of self-defense. I just don't buy it. People totally look the other way, and as a gay man I feel like that defines black metal subculture as if it's the subculture that's cool with killing gay people and homophobia. 

So I went and saw [Faust’s band] Emperor live, and they are fucking awesome. It was my birthday and I remember the drummer threw out a drumstick and I caught it. But the whole time I thought, “I'm a kind of Uncle Tom motherfucker if I'm going to see Emperor and support what they're about. They killed a gay man.” My record can't redress that kind of a crime, but it's part of a queer response to that subculture. I've also embroidered my Emperor shirt with "Rest in Peace Magne Andreassen." When I wear that, people are like, "What does it mean?" Whatever. This is my self-important indie craft project. [laughs]

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