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04 Jun 23:12

Graphicly Closure Leaves Unpaid Creators

by Matt D. Wilson
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wokka wokka!

Graphicly, the digital comics platform that at one time looked like it was going to be ComiXology’s biggest competitor, announced last week that it was shutting down, and members of its staff had been acquired by print-on-demand service Blurb.

You wouldn’t be alone if you believed that Graphicly shut down in 2012, when the company switched from being a digital comics platform to an ebook distributor. Now that it has officially closed its doors. the company has reportedly left quite a few comics creators in the lurch in regards to payment for works they published through Graphicly.

Over at The Beat, writer Steve Morris talked to several creators who said they’ve yet to see any money from comics they published on Graphicly, though at least one, writer Mike Garley (Dead Roots), did say he appreciated the exposure his books got through the platform. Garley also said he doubts any creators will ever see any money from Graphicly now that it has shut down.

Another creator, Marc Ellerby, co-founder of Great Beast Comics, said, “In general, there was zero contact from the company.”

In another piece, Heidi MacDonald dug up court documents from a wrongful termination suit that indicate the company’s financial woes have been going on for some time.

What MacDonald didn’t find was any evidence that Graphicly ever filed for bankruptcy, which would mean that the company’s debts to comic creators would still be on the table. Bankruptcy proceedings could potentially eliminate or reduce that debt, but for now, a creator could presumably sue for money they’re owed.

None of the creators who have spoken up seem to be inclined in that direction, however.

There’s also the question of just how Blurb will use the talents of the Graphicly staffers it acquired, including founder Micah Baldwin. There has been some speculation that Blurb may be attempting to start a digital comics platform of its own, though reports have been clear that Blurb’s acquisition was of talent only. No intellectual property–that means the Graphicly platform–was part of the deal.

04 Jun 23:10

Donald Sterling won't sue NBA, agrees to sell Clippers to Steve Ballmer

by Ricky O'Donnell

Donald Sterling's fight to save the Clippers is finally over.

Donald Sterling has officially given up. The man who owned the Los Angeles Clippers for 33 years will not pursue legal action against the NBA and will agree to sell the team to former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer, according to Ramona Shelburne of ESPN Los Angeles.

Sterling likely saw that the sale of the franchise was inevitable after his wife Shelly agreed to indemnify the NBA against potential lawsuits with the family trust. Sterling said in a charity appearance on Tuesday that he is ready to "move on".

Ballmer will take control of the Clippers for good once the NBA's Board of Governor's approves the sale. There is expected to be no resistance in the vote. Ballmer paid an NBA record $2 billion for the franchise, which has only been topped in American professional sports by the $2.1 billion the Los Angeles Dodgers were recently purchased for.

Sterling purchased the Clippers in 1981 for $12.5 million. The franchise made the playoffs just seven times during the stint as owner, which includes trips to the postseason in the last three seasons.

04 Jun 23:10

Monoprice has a 3D printer @monoprice #3d

by adafruit
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huh


Monoprice has a 3D printer for $1,199 via TC.

This 3D printer features a dual extrusion head, which allows for two color print jobs. It can use 1.75mm ABS, PLA, and PVA filaments and supports layer thicknesses from 0.1 ~ 0.5 mm. The extruder can be heated to 250°C and the metal heating plate can be heated to 120°C. It prints at a rate of 24cc per hour. The printer comes with two 1kg reels of PLA filament.

User manual here.

04 Jun 23:09

‘Skull-A-Day’, An Art Book Featuring the First 365 Skulls from Noah Scalin’s Skull-A-Day Project

by EDW Lynch
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look at this fucking blog-to-book deal

Noah Scalin of the Skull-A-Day project is compiling all 365 skulls from the first year of the project into a new book, Skull-A-Day. Scalin is raising funds via a Kickstarter crowdfunding campaign to finance printing of the book. Skull-A-Day is scheduled for release in October 2014.

Skull-A-Day Book by Noah Scalin

photo via Noah Scalin

submitted via Laughing Squid Tips

04 Jun 23:09

Newswire: Erotic fan fiction about One Direction to become the next Fifty Shades Of Grey

by Sean O'Neal
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'the 25-year-old author behind After—a story of one young woman’s erotic awakening at the hands of Harry Styles ... Simon & Schuster has just handed Todd a “mid-six figure deal” for the worldwide rights to her serialized novel, which she began typing out on Wattpad a year ago, to the sticky delight of those who read it more than 800 million times'

Much as romanticism once gave way to realism, and modernism thereby to postmodernism, all of these previous movements have at last given way to a new era of literature: fan fiction wherein young women write graphic wish-fulfillment stories about having sex with famous men. The latest to join E.L. James and her Twilight take-off Fifty Shades Of Grey is Anna Todd, the 25-year-old author behind After—a story of one young woman’s erotic awakening at the hands of Harry Styles, “The Erotic Awakening One” of British boy band One Direction.

According to Publishers Weekly (via Zap2It), Simon & Schuster has just handed Todd a “mid-six figure deal” for the worldwide rights to her serialized novel, which she began typing out on Wattpad a year ago, to the sticky delight of those who read it more than 800 million times. Earlier this year, Todd also signed a deal with talent ...

04 Jun 23:08

Fantasy Writer N.K. Jemisin Explains the Rise of Racism in Fandom

by Annalee Newitz
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followup; full speech text

Fantasy Writer N.K. Jemisin Explains the Rise of Racism in Fandom

N.K. Jemisin was a guest of honor last week at the feminist science fiction convention Wiscon, and delivered a stirring speech about dealing with racism in genre fandom and publishing. She also told a very disturbing story about her own experiences of racism over the past year.

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04 Jun 23:05

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04 Jun 23:04

"When you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the..."

“When you took your oath of office, you placed your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. You didn’t place your hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible.”

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Jamie Raskin - who is now a senator in Maryland and served as floor manager of the recently passed bill allowing same sex marriage.  

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04 Jun 23:04

What we’re reading, Search Results Long-Bin Chen

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#fyb







What we’re reading, Search Results
Long-Bin Chen

04 Jun 23:03

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gee thanks, Freamon



04 Jun 23:01

im-horngry: Watermelon Treats - As Requested!

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#teamcake



im-horngry:

Watermelon Treats - As Requested!

04 Jun 23:00

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damn, Bubs
the thought counts, though



04 Jun 22:58

Hey, that Ultimate Spider-man variant cover I did is out today!...

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Amy Reeder + Miles Morales = TAL



Hey, that Ultimate Spider-man variant cover I did is out today! Issue 2. Here’s an animation of my process. For the stationary image, click here: http://amyreeder.tumblr.com/post/84523352802/checkitouuut-i-got-to-do-an-ultimate

04 Jun 22:56

getoutoftherecat: cat no that is for making food not nap...



getoutoftherecat:

cat no that is for making food not nap times

you are not food

dinner was three hours ago it isn’t even that warm. 

04 Jun 22:56

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04 Jun 22:55

A Fine Formula

by Ned Lannamann
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'There are more than a few clunky bits, including an awkward MacGuffin and a final sequence that seems lazily tacked on by nervous Hollywood bigwigs ... Emily Blunt, as a celebrity soldier who knows a few of the aliens' secrets, is a total badass—only when Edge falters at the very end is she anything less than the kind of female protagonist that action movies desperately need more of.'

Reading this, I have a feeling that if saucie watches this, something about the ending will cause steam will actually come out of her ears

(no I don't know what the problem is with the ending that apparently undoes Emily Blunt's character)

Tom Cruise's Edge of Tomorrow: It's Cruise-tacular! by Ned Lannamann

I WON'T TRY to tell you that Edge of Tomorrow is like nothing you've seen before. Actually, it's like a lot of things you've seen before, particularly its incredibly familiar War of the Worlds/Independence Day alien-invaders backdrop. But Edge's kinda ingenious time-loop storytelling device owes less to Groundhog Day than it does to the childhood fantasy of a videogame's infinite lives. Here's Tom Cruise playing (of all things) a coward, stuck at the frontlines of a battle he's doomed to repeat again and again—he wakes up, alive and anew, each time one of the whip-tentacled aliens ferociously slaughters him.

The less said about Edge's plot—adapted from Hiroshi Sakurazaka's novel All You Need Is Kill—the better. One of the movie's pleasures is the way the plot unfolds, then doubles back on itself. There are more than a few clunky bits, including an awkward MacGuffin and a final sequence that seems lazily tacked on by nervous Hollywood bigwigs. But otherwise, director Doug Liman's confident grip on the razor-sharp turnarounds and note-perfect editing makes this an exhilarating, breathless ride.

It's also really fucking funny, thanks to Bill Paxton's platoon sergeant, Noah Taylor's skittish scientist, and Cruise's surprising lack of vanity; when Cruise's character does become a hero, it feels legitimately earned. And Emily Blunt, as a celebrity soldier who knows a few of the aliens' secrets, is a total badass—only when Edge falters at the very end is she anything less than the kind of female protagonist that action movies desperately need more of. This is a fun, funny action movie with science-fiction smarts, deft satire, a nail-biter of a plot, and lots of cool explosions. If you see a better popcorn movie this summer, it's going to be a very good summer indeed.

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04 Jun 22:51

The Shutter: One of Chinatown's two remaining...

by Erin DeJesus
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dim sum shops, for "a new strip club in the space", because of all the things Portland doesn't have enough of--including denser housing units--it's fucking _strip clubs_

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One of Chinatown's two remaining dim sum restaurants has shuttered: WWeek reports Fong Chong, which had been open in Old Chinatown since the mid-'50s, quietly closed up shop at the end of last month. Back in 2012, unaffiliated owners filed an OLCC application to open a new strip club in the space. [WW]

04 Jun 22:50

Justin Bieber sings N-word, jokes about Klu Klux Klan in old video - Fox News

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'A new video has reportedly surfaced showing the pop prince singing about killing a ‘N-word’ and joining the Ku Klux Klan.

The 24-second clip, viewed by the British tabloid The Sun, shows Justin Bieber changing the words of his 2009 hit, “One Less Lonely Girl” to “One Less Lonely N-----.”

The Canadian crooner just Sunday apologized after a 2009 video emerged of him using the same racial slur several times in a punchline to a joke about black people and chainsaws.

A girl can be heard cackling in the background as Bieber spits out the slur and mentions the KKK, according to the Sun.'


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04 Jun 22:49

Apple's iOS 8 beta showing location-aware app shortcuts on the lockscreen

by Josh Lowensohn
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ads on your lockscreen

The iPhone's lockscreen has been hallowed ground for the types of information that can be displayed, though with iOS 8, Apple seems to be loosening up. The new software, which became available as a beta for developers yesterday, will show you the icon for apps — either installed, or not — that will work nearby, reports MacRumors. In screenshots of the early software build, that includes places like Starbucks, Apple stores, Costco retail locations, and even train stations. The new icon appears on the bottom left hand corner of the lockscreen, across from where Apple's kept the shortcut to the camera app.


The feature, which was not mentioned by Apple in its two-hour keynote yesterday, joins other location-aware capabilities in iOS, like iBeacon. On newer devices with Bluetooth LE, iBeacon will pop up with special notifications when you're nearby a transmitter. Major League ballparks, some retailers, and Apple have been installing them to transmit alerts and other information without going through Wi-Fi or carrier networks. Long before that, Apple tapped location information as part of Passbook, the company's virtual wallet for loyalty and membership cards, tickets, and boarding passes.

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04 Jun 22:48

Manny Ramirez hits home run, flips bat in extended spring training

by Eric Stephen
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manny being manny

A 42-year-old Manny Ramirez, who just last week signed on to be a player/coach with the Triple-A Iowa Cubs, gave us a blast from the past on Wednesday afternoon at extended spring training, hitting a 450-foot home run. Just look at that swing, and that bat flip:

Manny Ramirez, new player-coach of the @IowaCubs, hit a 450-foot home run today in Tempe. Photo by @baseballinfocus. pic.twitter.com/LlyADvziYI

— Bryan Armen Graham (@BryanAGraham) June 4, 2014
04 Jun 22:46

Gwyneth Paltrow thinks you can hurt water's feelings by yelling at it

by Dylan Matthews
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via Yousef Alnafjan

Gwyneth Paltrow loves nothing more than imparting life advice to her followers, and while that advice has dabbled in the pseudoscience before, it's rarely been as totally off the rails as the May 29th edition of her newsletter goop. Paltrow begins:

I am fascinated by the growing science behind the energy of consciousness and its effects on matter. I have long had Dr. Emoto's coffee table book on how negativity changes the structure of water, how the molecules behave differently depending on the words or music being expressed around it.

She then turns the newsletter over to her health guru, Habib Sadeghi, who continues:

Japanese scientist, Masaru Emoto performed some of the most fascinating experiments on the effect that words have on energy in the 1990’s…In his experiments, Emoto poured pure water into vials labeled with negative phrases like "I hate you" or "fear." After 24 hours, the water was frozen, and no longer crystallized under the microscope: It yielded gray, misshapen clumps instead of beautiful lace-like crystals. In contrast, Emoto placed labels that said things like "I Love You," or "Peace" on vials of polluted water, and after 24 hours, they produced gleaming, perfectly hexagonal crystals.

Masaru Emoto, the water whisperer of whom Paltrow and Sadeghi are so fond, has a bit of a following in New Age-y circles, and was featured favorably in the popular 2004 documentary What the #$*! Do We Know!?. Few scientists have tried to debunk his claims since they're so self-evidently ridiculous. "Have I tried to reproduce Mr. Emoto's experiments? No, and I don't intend to," writes Caltech physicist Kenneth Libbrecht, an expert on snow crystals. "As we liked to say back on the farm in North Dakota — it's good to have an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out!" Libbrecht's best guess — and the logical explanation for Emoto's findings — is that he's selecting pictures of crystals that fit his findings and rejecting those that don't.

The closest replication of Emoto I found was done in Skeptical Inquirer by Carrie Poppy, who focused on an "experiment" of Emoto's wherein he poured water over cooked rice in three separate jars, one labeled "Thank You," another labeled "You're an Idiot," and a third without any label. Every day for a month, Emoto said "Thank you" and "You're an idiot" to the respective jars, and ignored the third jar. He claims that the ignored jar's rice rotted, the rice that had been thanked fermented and started to smell pleasant, and the rice in the "you're an idiot" jar turned black.

Poppy reproduced the three jars and added a fourth labeled "Michele Bachmann" at which she yelled Michele Bachmann quotes. None of them turned black. None of them rotted. All of them fermented but smelled gross. The "You're an Idiot" jar got a bit of mold, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that was dumb luck rather than mold feeding on the rice's poor self-esteem:

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Source: Carrie Poppy, Skeptical Inquirer

It's almost as though water is not able to read English text.

As quackery goes, Emoto isn't as dangerous as vaccine denialists or televangelist faith healers; his main takeaway from the rice experiment is that it shows you should talk to your children rather than ignoring them, a point which I didn't realize needed popularizing but is nonetheless correct. But generally speaking, endorsing and spreading nonsense is bad for the world, and given goop's reach it's unfortunate that Emoto's particular brand of nonsense is getting a hearing.

Hat-tip to Jason Kottke for finding the goop item.

Further reading

  • Independent researcher Kristopher Setchfield is raising money to conduct a double-blind evaluation of Emoto's claims about water crystals.
  • Skeptical Inquirer's Harriet Hall evaluates Emoto's book, The Hidden Messages in Water, dubbing it "the worst book I have ever read."
  • Kelsey McKinney's Gwyneth Paltrow explainer is the place to go if you're confused about why people care about goop.
04 Jun 22:44

Kill from behind cover with Google Glass

by Cassandra Khaw
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glass is for glassholes beat

Austin startup TrackingPoint is best known for its precision-guided firearms, expensive weaponry purportedly capable of turning anyone into a veritable marksman. In this minute-long concept video, the company shows how wearable technology can be used in conjunction with its products to further augment a person's shooting abilities. The testosterone-laced montage features a stern-faced, bearded man firing shots from unlikely angles while a narrator extols the system's benefits. Most notably, the technology the company is working on is supposed to allow "for accurate shots around corners, unsupported positions, behind the back, to the side, and around barricades."

04 Jun 22:43

iRobot 710 Kobra™ Robotic System

by adafruit

The iRobot 710 Kobra™ robotic system gives you immediate EOD resources to access, inspect and defeat, all from a safer stand-off distance

04 Jun 22:43

Apple may have chosen the wrong new font

by Adrianne Jeffries
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according to Tobias Frere-Jones

Apple is about to change the font in its desktop operating system for the first time, dropping the familiar Lucida Grande in favor of the Helvetica Neue that debuted on the iPhone and iPad last year. Font designer Tobias Frere-Jones isn't so sure about the change, however, because Helvetica Neue fonts become difficult to read at small sizes. "I had really hoped it would be the other way around, with the iPhone taking a lesson from the desktop, and adopt Lucida Grande," Frere-Jones tells Fast Co Design. "Despite its grand reputation, Helvetica can’t do everything."


04 Jun 22:42

AT&T promises big fiber expansion—but only if feds let it buy DirecTV

by Jon Brodkin
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all carriers suck forever

Aurich Lawson

AT&T recently named 100 municipalities in 21 metropolitan areas where it might bring its fiber-to-the-home network, without actually saying how many customers would get the GigaPower service, which offers up to 1Gbps download speeds. AT&T said the expansion "is not expected to impact AT&T’s capital investment plans for 2014," further muddying the picture.

That fiber announcement came a few weeks before AT&T announced a deal to buy satellite provider DirecTV for $48.5 billion. Yet it seems the two are intertwined: AT&T told the Securities and Exchange Commission yesterday that it needs approval of the DirecTV merger in order to bring fiber to 2 million locations.

"The economics of this transaction will allow the combined company to upgrade 2 million additional locations to high speed broadband with GigaPower FTTP (fiber to the premise) and expand our high speed broadband footprint to an additional 13 million locations where AT&T will be able to offer a pay TV and high speed broadband bundle," AT&T said in an SEC filing.

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04 Jun 22:41

How Florida cops went door to door with fake cell device to find one man

by Cyrus Farivar
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wow

In the early morning hours of September 13, 2008, a woman notified the Tallahassee Police Department (TPD) that she had been raped and that her purse, containing her mobile phone, had been stolen. Within 24 hours, the Florida capital’s police had contacted Verizon and obtained real-time ping information, which gave the police a “general area” where they might find the phone and thus, hopefully, the perpetrator of the crime. But that general area still covered plenty of ground—where exactly was the phone?

To answer that question, the cops deployed a secretive device called a stingray, which operates as a fake cell phone tower used to track targeted phones. Though law enforcement typically fights attempts to learn how stingrays work or how often they are used, a court victory by the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) has just unsealed Tallahassee police testimony of exactly how the 2008 cell phone hunt happened.

This newly released transcript (PDF) provides what is likely the first-ever verbatim account of how stingrays are used in actual police operations. And it shows that stingrays are so accurate, they can pinpoint the very room in which a phone is located.

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04 Jun 22:41

Sprint is reportedly close to an agreement to buy T-Mobile

by Casey Newton
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all carriers suck forever

Sprint is nearing an agreement to purchase T-Mobile for $40 per share, multiple outlets are reporting. The deal has been rumored for months, with SoftBank CEO Masayoshi Son pledging to launch a price war with larger competitors AT&T and Verizon Wireless if the deal is approved by US regulators. SoftBank completed its acquisition of Sprint for $21.6 billion last summer. Son has subsequently begun to rally Americans against the relatively dismal internet service they get for the prices they pay.

Bloomberg reports that Sprint's offer is roughly half stock and half cash, and would leave Deutsche Telekom with about 15 percent of T-Mobile. Deutsche Telekom, which currently owns a majority stake in T-Mobile US, has reportedly been in active discussions with SoftBank over who would run the combined company. T-Mobile's outspoken CEO John Legere, according to one source. Over the past two years, Legere has breathed new life into the fourth-place carrier with his "Uncarrier" movement.

Developing ...

04 Jun 22:39

Oculus hires former Valve business guru Jason Holtman

by Andrew Webster
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not enjoying this trend of games being a Valve/Facebook/Microsoft three-way

Oculus VR's hiring spree continues, as today the company announced that it has hired former Valve business guru Jason Holtman. Holtman most recently worked at Microsoft — though his tenure was short lived — but is best known for his work at Valve, where he served as director of business development, helping turn Steam into the massive platform that it is today. It sounds like his role at Oculus will be similar, with the company stating that Holtman will spearhead "the business development and partnership side of the Oculus platform."

That will include working with Oculus' recently formed publishing arm to help bring more developers to the budding VR platform. "I'm looking forward to helping shape the transformative experiences that inspire the next generation of developers," says Holtman. His hiring is just one of many that Oculus has made in the wake of being acquired by Facebook, and he's among several former Valve employees to join the VR firm. In March, Oculus hired Michael Abrash, Valve's chief scientist, to work on the technology side of the business.

04 Jun 22:39

Apple reportedly paving the way for Lightning headphones, but benefits are unclear

by Chris Welch
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stop trying to make Lightning happen

yes, a decent portable digital audio cable would be nice, but this horseshit closed-spec Apple-only garbage is not the fuck it

oh, nevermind, this is probably going to be aimed at audiophiles, who are already throwing buckets of money at whatever, wherever, so they're perfect Apple customers. except that they bought Beats, which means these will only be on headphones audiophiles hate with as much irrationality as anything else audio-related that they have emotions for

Pretty soon, you may be plugging new headphones into the iPhone's Lightning port. Apple is reportedly expanding its Made for iPhone program with new terms that allow manufacturers to make headphones that link with iOS devices via the small connector— first introduced with the iPhone 5 in 2012. 9to5Mac claims that Apple will add support for Lightning headphones in an upcoming iOS firmware update. The company has a history of doing away with dated components (i.e. the 30-pin dock connector), but eliminating the headphone jack would be a drastic step even for Cupertino. It'd be another way for Apple to achieve consumer lock-in, but aside from that, it's hard to come up with obvious or practical benefits to such a change.


The headphone jack is still around because it works

9to5Mac suggests that the new specifications could allow your iPhone to power accessories that ordinarily require a built-in battery, like noise-cancelling headphones or even small, portable speakers. But this would cut into your phone or iPad's longevity, so why bother? Barring some sort of passthrough charging technique, it's an odd path for Apple or third-party OEMs to pursue. There's also the promise of a superior audio experience; Lightning headphones would support lossless audio at up to 48 kHz, according to 9to5Mac. But if Apple wants to implement high-fidelity playback, it could easily do so by adding the necessary iPhone hardware and iOS software optimizations. It's not by any means a task that justifies killing the 3.5-millimeter headphone jack. The prospect of a lossless iTunes store may excite music fans with a trained ear, however.

Can the Lightning port change the way you listen to music?

Lightning headphones would certainly be smarter than your average earbuds since they could theoretically exchange far more data with iOS devices, but here again the question is about payoff. Headphones can already control music playback and handle voice calls with physical controls. What else is left? There's also the matter of design. Apple is seemingly obsessed with making its hardware thinner, but a 3.5-millimeter port is barely taller than the Lightning connection itself. After all, as Ars Technica points out, it fits without issue inside the current, ultra-slim iPod touch. Perhaps Apple is working to make its future iPhones tougher and get rid of another port vulnerable to water, but Samsung and Sony have shown this isn't necessary with their own water-resistant phone designs. 9to5Mac seems fairly confident there will come a day when you unwrap a pair of Beats with a built-in Lightning cable. If that actually pans out, we assume Apple will be ready to answer the question of why, but right now it's difficult to imagine.

04 Jun 22:36

It's probably best not to think about it...

by MRTIM