
Thanks, Mami!
Potentially good news for Flight of the Conchords fans (i.e. Mel): Murray put the budget together and it looks like the band might be able to tour the U.S. later this year. Keep an eye out to see when Brett and Jemaine are coming to a band rotunda near you.

Kelly Coyne of Root Simple wrote about following the clothes-folding advice of Marie Kondo, author of The Life Changing Magic of Tidying Up. Read the rest

The Back to the Future Delorean dashboard phone-case ($16.26) fits most recent smartphones, and the image is transferred using 3D vacuum printing to produce a wraparound effect. (via Geeky Merch)
Lil Jon and vegetables make for a fantastic pairing as Michelle Obama proves on her recent Instagram video. The First Lady posted the video as a response to a video from a President Obama impersonator, alphacat, where he asks the First Lady: "On average, how many calories do you burn every time you turn up?"
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, and that's true for superheroes, too.
Artists Bamboota and Elliot Fernandez came up with a mash up of some of your favorite breakfast cereals and your favorite superheroes. Cap'n America Crunch is just the beginning.

(photographer unknown): India's Mangalyaan satellite attained Martian orbit on Wednesday; at $74m, it's "staggeringly cheap" for an orbiter.
Martian spacecraft staffers at Indian space control, September 2014
The only way this video could be better is if you put on that Lee Ann Womack song about dancing and hoping others dance and then also danced while you watched this. I hate that song, to be honest, but this pig would make it bearable. This pig is the key to world peace, you guys. This pig really is everything.

Every October, the NFL festoons its players and stadiums in a cloying shade of pink and slaps its TV spots and billboards with an altruistic message: the NFL cares about breast cancer awareness, and by extension, cares about women. One thing the NFL hasn't acknowledged during its annual designated Lady Awareness Time is that October has long been the month devoted to a much more widely ignored public health issue that affects women: domestic violence.

At least one NFL team is doing what League leadership won't. In a move that's impressive for both its generosity and delicious levels of Ray Rice Debacle shade, the Indianapolis Colts have announced they're donating $100,000 and the proceeds of their home opener 50/50 raffle to a local domestic violence charity.

Adults, right? It's like every time your parents drag you to a party they spend about 300 hours saying goodbye and you're just standing there smiling and trying to telepathically communicate that it's time to STFU and GTF out of there. This kid took matters into his own hands by just swan diving into a couch in the Oval Office.

Say what you will about our Vice President's propensity to gaffes and awkward photo op nuzzling; when he's on, he is fucking on. This morning, in an interview with Today's Tamron Hall, his commentary on the Ray Rice suspension (and, on a larger scale, violence against women) was so on point that if John Oliver had said it, the Salon headline would claim that UTTER ANNIHILATION had occurred.

This morning, Neil Patrick Harris dropped a tizzy—he and fiancé/perfect life partner David Burtka got stealth-married in in Italy over the weekend. Love it. They've been together for 10 years and are fathers to 4-year-old twins Gideon and Harper. Congrats!

It's been well-established that NFL leadership doesn't give a shit about women , but with newly-released footage of Ray Rice punching his then-fiancee in the face prior to being gently wrist-slapped with a two-game suspension, one has to wonder: do NFL fans give a shit about women?
Do you have a kid's birthday party coming up? An office lunch? A free Tuesday night? Then you need to make these adorable dancing baby Groot cupcakes. If you haven't see this summer's movie hit Guardians of the Galaxy or have been avoiding social media, then it's time to get informed about the power that is Baby Groot.
The amount of sleep you get every night is important, but what's even more important is that the sleep your getting is good sleep . If you have aches, pains, indigestion, or tend to snore, these are the positions that can help cure what ails you.
Marriage means picking one special person for the rest of your life—and annoying them endlessly. Even though relationships all have totally different dynamics and personalities, it seems like the same few quarrels come up whenever two people decide to bunk up and move in together. Here are the seven fights we've all had:
I love this list at Superlinguo, and wish it were ten times longer.