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23 Jan 19:13

New IMAX Poster Assembles Harley Quinn and the ‘Birds of Prey’

by John Squires
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gross

A brand new poster for director Cathy Yan‘s Birds of Prey has been released today, this one promoting the IMAX release of next month’s rated “R” trip back into the DC Universe.

The IMAX poster, naturally, sees Margot Robbie‘s Harley Quinn taking center stage, flanked by Mary Elizabeth Winstead‘s Huntress, Jurnee Smollett-Bell‘s Black Canary, Ella Jay Basco‘s Cassandra Cain, and Rosie Perez‘s Renee Montoya. You can check it out below.

The film’s villain is Black Mask, played by Ewan McGregor, and Chris Messina is Victor Zsasz.

Birds of Prey has been dated for February 7, 2020.

23 Jan 18:51

When Star Trek: The Next Generation Was Bad, It Was Truly Horrendous

by Rob Bricken on io9, shared by Erik Adams to The A.V. Club
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i forgot about this episode

There aren’t just a lot of candidates for the worst episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation, I would contend there are a lot of worst episodes, period. It’s amazing how much terrible content this show produced while simultaneously reviving the beloved franchise—there’s the racism of “Code of Honor,” the supernatural…

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23 Jan 17:26

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21 Jan 16:47

The Longhorn Republic tries to forget about basketball

by Gerald Goodridge
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who remembers being excited about "havoc"?

NCAA Football: Oklahoma State at Texas Scott Wachter-USA TODAY Sports

Fortunately the football team hired two new coaches, while the basketball team continues to flounder.

The Texas Longhorns’ coaching search is winding down as Texas has officially landed its new special teams and tight ends coach in former Texas player Jay Boulware and linebackers coach Coleman Hutzler. Both bring a ton of experience at their respective positions, so what are expectations for the two.

While on the hardwood, the basketball team struggled in back-to-back games as fans call for a change and coaches search for answers.

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Intro and Outro: Earth, Wind, Fire (Ryan Little / CC BY-SA 4.0 )

20 Jan 05:01

When the controls to the ceiling fan are adversarial

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20 Jan 04:59

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20 Jan 04:55

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17 Jan 02:48

Big 12 Offseason Tracker: Baylor hires LSU DC Dave Aranda as head coach

by Xander Peters
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curious to see a strong DC hire for the prolifically-offensive-minded bears. will be interesting to watch this one pan out.

NCAA Football: Fiesta Bowl-Louisiana State vs Central Florida Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports

The turnover in Baton Rouge continues as the Bears find their replacement for Matt Rhule

College football season is over. The offseason moves have begun. Some coaching carousels remain in full swing, while others have settled on who’s to lead their respective programs in 2020 and, possibly, if the head coaches prove their individual worth in wins, beyond. Some players are bowing out and taking their talents elsewhere. Other players are deciding whether to stick around for the remainder of their eligibility or, at the behest of their Pop Warner dreams, to take it pro.

That’s where we come in, because news across the college football landscape comes at you fast this time of year. Check in here for the latest updates on the coaching carousel, as well as any player updates that impact the Big 12 Conference and the Texas Longhorns.

The latest (Jan. 15)

Baylor finds Rhule replacement — A search process that took nine days following the departure of former head coach Matt Rhule to the Carolina Panthers ended on Thursday afternoon as news broke that Baylor hired LSU defensive coordinator Dave Aranda as its next head coach. It’s the first head coaching job of his career and also means that the Longhorns will face a new defensive coordinator in Baton Rouge this September.


Coaching carousel

Texas Tech (defensive personnel)

IN – Todd Orlando (Texas)

OUT – Kerry Cooks (fired)

It took Orlando’s firing by Texas head coach Tom Herman to make it happen, but nevertheless, former Longhorns defensive coordinator landed with an in-state rival. Under Texas Tech head coach Matt Wells, Orlando will coach linebackers and has been named assistant head coach. To land him, Texas Tech nixed safeties coach Kerry Cooks and opted to move current defensive coordinator Keith Patterson in Cooks’ place.

TCU (offensive personnel)

IN

OUT – Curtis Luper (Missouri), Chris Thomsen (Florida State)

Two things are for sure: former running backs coach Curtis Luper is heading to the Missouri for a similar role and offensive line coach Chris Thomsen is off to the Florida State, where he’ll serve as a deputy head coach under head coach Mike Norvell. The rest, however, remains up in the air, albeit delicately — Football Scoop reported on Jan. 15 that former TCU offensive coordinator Doug Meacham is expected to return as an inside wide receivers coach. Colorado State running back coach Bryan Applewhite is also expected to join TCU head coach Gary Patterson, per Football Scoop.

247Sports reports that Patterson is expected to name former Minnesota head coach Jerry Kill to his offensive staff, as a special assistant to the head coach. 247Sports notes that Kill won’t be among the ten assistant coaches in 2020. Instead, he’ll oversee the offense from the perspective of coach and player evaluations, play calls and schemes, among other things.

Baylor (head coach)

IN – Dave Aranda (LSU)

OUT – Matt Rhule (Carolina Panthers)

The NFL’s Carolina Panthers stole Baylor head coach Matt Rhule at a price of $60 million over seven years. As a result, Baylor hired LSU defensive coordinator Dave Aranda

Oklahoma State (offensive coordinator)

IN – Kasey Dunn

OUT – Sean Gleeson (Rutgers)

Longtime Oklahoma State assistant coach Kasey Dunn got the best of this move. Dunn, head coach Mike Gundy’s longest tenured staff member since 2011 and the 2017 National Wide Receivers Coach of the Year, was promoted to offensive coordinator after Sean Gleeson was hired away for the same role with Rutgers.

Kansas (defensive personnel)

INJordan Peterson (New Mexico)

OUT – Clint Bowen (North Texas)

In December, longtime Kansas defensive coordinator Clint Bowen announced he was leaving the program to join North Texas, after serving in a variety of roles over two separate stints — 1998 to 2009 and 2012 to 2019 — and under several Jayhawks head coaches. As a result, Kansas head coach Les Miles hired a safeties coach in Jordan Peterson, who previously served in the same role with New Mexico since 2017 , and as defensive coordinator with the program after he was promoted last year.

West Virginia (offensive personnel)

IN – Gerad Parker (Penn State)

OUT Xavier Dye (South Florida)

When West Virginia receivers coach Xavier Dye announced his departure for South Florida, head coach Neal Brown landed on Penn State receivers coach Gerad Parker to step in as the program’s new offensive coordinator. West Virginia assistants Matt Moore and Chad Scott shared offensive coordinator duties in 2019. Moore and Scott remain on the coaching staff and will likely be moved to position coaches.

Iowa State (tight ends coach)

IN

OUT – Alex Golesh (UCF)

Iowa State head coach Matt Campbell couldn’t hold on to tight ends coach Alex Goresh, who’s taking over as co-offensive coordinator and tight ends coach with the UCF. The program has yet to fill Golesh’s vacancy.

Players going pro

Texas Tech

Redshirt sophomore defensive lineman Houston Miller — Listed at 6-4, 275 pounds, Miller has declared for the NFL Draft. In 28 games at Texas Tech, Miller notched just three tackles.

TCU

Redshirt junior defensive tackle Ross Blacklock — Despite the NFL’s Advisory Committee telling Blacklock that he should hold off on declaring for one more season, according to the Fort Worth Star-Telegram, he’s opting to do so anyway and has signed with an agent.

Junior receiver Jalen Reagor — After leading the Horned Frogs in catches (43), yards (611) and touchdowns (5) — an inconsistent season by his standards — Reagor has opted to forgo his senior season and try the NFL. He’s projected as a first round pick later this year.

Baylor

Redshirt junior cornerback Grayland Arnold — After earning a second-team All-Big 12 recognition in 2019 and a second overall conference ranking with six interceptions, 40 tackles and two pass breakups, Arnold is heading to the NFL, like former coach Matt Rhule.

Junior defensive lineman James Lynch – This one was a no-brainer for the 2019 Big 12 Defensive Player of the Year. He finishes his college career with 33.5 tackles for loss and 22 sacks.

Oklahoma

Junior receiver CeeDee Lamb — For those who watched the Longhorns take on the Sooners in 2019, this move was in itself equally obvious for Lamb. After consecutive 1,000-yard receiving seasons with double-digit touchdown catches, Lamb is a projected first round pick.

Junior linebacker Kenneth Murray — It didn’t end well for Murray and the Oklahoma defense against LSU in the College Football Playoff Semifinal game (Heisman Trophy-winning LSU quarterback Joe Burrow ate their lunch), but Murray’s 102 tackles and four sacks in 2019 were enough to boost his confidence enough to send himself to the NFL.

Key transfers

Texas Tech

Freshman Utah State linebacker Christian LaValle – LaValle, a member of the 2019 signing class with the Utah State Aggies, will finally get his chance to play for Wells, who left the Aggies for his current role at Texas Tech after the 2018 season. At 5’11, 240 pounds, 247Sports ranked LaValle and the No. 44 inside linebacker in the nation coming out of high school. LaValle will likely be forced to sit out the 2020 season unless he successfully petitions the NCAA for an eligibility waiver.

Baylor

Senior Temple tight end Kenny Yeboah — Yeboah barely missed his chance to reunite with former head coach Rhule, who recruited Yeboah as part of the 2016 class. As a redshirt junior with the Temple Owls, he accounted for career highs in catches (19), yards (233) and touchdowns (5). Yeboah is expected to fill a much needed role for the Bears in 2020.

Oklahoma

Senior UCLA receiver Theo Howard — Three months after he announced his intention to transfer away from the UCLA Bruins, Howard has found a landing spot in Norman, where he’ll help push what will be a younger group of receivers for the Sooners in 2020. During his career at UCLA, Howard amassed 1,359 yards and nine touchdowns on 119 receptions.

Oklahoma State

Junior West Virginia offensive lineman Josh Sills — West Virginia’s loss is Gundy’s gain. With two years of eligibility remaining, Sills opted to remain in the Big 12 as a graduate transfer. His 2019 season ended early on with an ankle injury. Prior to then, he started 22 of 25 games with the Mountaineers and was named second-team All-Big 12 in 2018.

Kansas

Senior running back Khalil Herbert — You know run game-happy Les Miles hates to see this one. Prior to his commitment to Virginia Tech in early December, at Kansas, Herbert, who redshirted four games into the 2019 season, rushed for 1,735 yards and 14 touchdowns with an average of 5.4 yards per attempt during his time with the Jayhawks.

West Virginia

Junior West Virginia offensive lineman Josh Sills — Like we noted above: West Virginia’s loss is Gundy’s gain.

15 Jan 20:25

Report: Stan Drayton expected to stay at Texas

by Gerald Goodridge
Emahlstadt

awesome, unexpected news.

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: DEC 31 Alamo Bowl - Utah v Texas Photo by Ken Murray/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images

The Longhorns coaching staff will reportedly keep a big piece with the return of the running backs coach.

After reports surfaced that he was exploring NFL options, Ian Rapoport reported Wednesday that Texas Longhorns running game coordinator and running backs coach Stan Drayton is expected to return to Texas for the 2020 season.

Drayton came to Texas in 2017 when Tom Herman took over the program, after spending two seasons with the Chicago Bears in the same position. In the college ranks, Drayton served as the running backs coach for Urban Meyer on two National Championship teams. At Texas, Drayton played a major part in recruiting Keaontay Ingram, Derrian Brown and Bijan Robinson, the top running back signed in the Big 12 for the last three recruiting cycles.

With the recent coaching announcements, only two open spots on the Texas coaching staff, presumably the tight ends and defensive tackle positions.

15 Jan 17:16

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15 Jan 07:30

Machine Repairs Injured Human Livers and Keeps Them Alive Outside the Body For One Week

by BeauHD
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damn

Researchers from the University Hospital Zurich, ETH Zurich, Wyss Zurich and the University of Zurich have developed a machine that repairs injured human livers and keeps them alive outside the body for one week. ScienceDaily reports: Until now, livers could be stored safely outside the body for only a few hours. With the novel perfusion technology, livers -- and even injured livers -- can now be kept alive outside of the body for an entire week. This is a major breakthrough in transplantation medicine, which may increase the number of available organs for transplantation and save many lives of patients suffering from severe liver disease or a variety of cancers. Injured cadaveric livers, initially not suitable for use in transplantation, may regain full function while perfused in the new machine for several days. The basis for this technology is a complex perfusion system, mimicking most core body functions close to physiology. The corresponding study was published in the journal Nature Biotechnology. The inaugural study shows that six of ten perfused poor-quality human livers, declined for transplantation by all centers in Europe, recovered to full function within one week of perfusion on the machine. The next step will be to use these organs for transplantation. The proposed technology opens a large avenue for many applications offering a new life for many patients with end stage liver disease or cancer.

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14 Jan 18:26

Steve-O's Killer Karaoke might have been the cruelest show on television

by Reid McCarter on News, shared by Reid McCarter to The A.V. Club
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i had no idea. the one where the girl has to sing while being dropped into a tank of ice water with increasingly larger snakes added over time is really something.

2012 was only eight years ago in technical terms, but in cultural ones it feels like at least a couple of decades in the past. For evidence of this, please consider Killer Karaoke, a reality TV show that debuted in 2012 with the once-market-friendly premise of Jackass’s Steve-O hosting a singing competition where…

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13 Jan 19:51

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13 Jan 19:50

Ten funny tweets

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13 Jan 19:30

[Gallery] NECA’s Awesome ‘Halloween III’ Action Figures Each Include “Before” and “After” Masks!

by John Squires
Emahlstadt

Fuck yes

Announced last year, NECA is releasing the first-ever Halloween III: Season of the Witch action figures as part of a three-pack based on the iconic Silver Shamrock masks from the film. The 8″ scale clothed action figure set includes toys of three young trick or treaters who are wearing the pumpkin, witch and skull masks, and today brings the official image gallery.

Each character is dressed for a night of fun and comes with two interchangeable heads: one in the distinctive Silver Shamrock mask and one displaying the effects of the triggered mask!

These articulated figures stand approximately 6″ tall and also come with trick or treat bags and a TV set accessory with lenticular effect. They’re set to arrive in February 2020.

The retail cost? $49.99. Check out NECA’s official image gallery below!

12 Jan 05:12

Syfy Orders ‘Child’s Play’ Series “Chucky” from Don Mancini!

by Brad Miska
Emahlstadt

ok, i'm listening. but, i wish it was on shudder, which i now subscribe to and is fantastic and amazing. about to start catching up on all that critters stuff here in the next couple of days.

Syfy has given a straight-to-series order to “Chucky,” a television series centered on the iconic killer doll from the original Child’s Play franchise, Deadline reports.

The most interesting bit of news is that the series will not only take place in suburbia, but will dive into the past of the serial killer Charles Lee Ray – thanks to a voodoo ritual, the killer was able to place his evil soul inside a Good Guys doll, resulting in the creation of Chucky.

“In the new Chucky television series, after a vintage Chucky doll turns up at a suburban yard sale, an idyllic American town is thrown into chaos as a series of horrifying murders begin to expose the town’s hypocrisies and secrets. Meanwhile, the arrival of enemies — and allies — from Chucky’s past threatens to expose the truth behind the killings, as well as the demon doll’s untold origins as a seemingly ordinary child who somehow became this notorious monster.”

Even cooler, franchise creator Don Mancini will direct the first episode!

“The show will be a fresh take on the franchise, allowing us to explore Chucky’s character with a depth that is uniquely afforded by the television series format, while staying true to the original vision that has terrorized audiences for over three decades now,” said Mancini.

Hopefully we see the return of Tiffany and Glen/da!

The series, produced by Universal Content Productions, comes from the Chucky movie franchise creator/writer Don Mancini and producer David Kirschner as well as TV writer-producer Nick Antosca, creator of Syfy’s anthology series Channel Zero, and his studio-based Eat the Cat banner. Emmy-nominated Harley Peyton (Twin Peaks, Syfy’s Channel Zero) will also serve as executive producer. Mancini, who penned the film franchise, will write the adaptation and serve as showrunner in addition to directing the first episode.

The series order was announced Saturday during NBCUniversal’s presentation at the TCA Winter Press Tour in Pasadena, CA.

10 Jan 23:36

Ten funny tweets

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10 Jan 18:50

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE Guitarist Pushes Back Against COACHELLA Criticism

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lol. tom morello's response was that ratm already headlined in 1999 and 2007. i guess the real joke here is anyone ever believing these jerkoffs believed their own "message".

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE guitarist Tom Morello has dismissed criticism leveled at the band online for headlining this year's Coachella festival. One fan tweeted: "Rage. Just FYI Coachella tix start at around $500 and sky rocket from there. There will be no revolution at this festival, this is a festival for people that can afford it." The fan added: "Way to play to your values! I mean I'm for you guys reuniting, but please dont try to make it out to be some sort of cause, its not. It's for people to take pictures and videos of being at a 'nostalgic' RATM Reunion." Another person wrote on Morello's social channels: "Zack De La Rocha previously: Burnin Mansions from Dallas to Malibu, check my resume your residence is residue. Zach de la Rocha now: we're headlining Coachella." In response, Morello pointed out that the band had already headlined the event twice in the past, writing, "Previously: Rage headlined Coachella 1999. Previously: Rage headlined Coachella in 2007. #YaLateOnYaHate." Coachella will take place over the weekends of April 10 through April 12 and April 17 through April 19 at Empire Polo Club in Indio, California.
06 Jan 09:46

Cat Destroys A 2,432-Piece Doraemon Figure That Took Its Owner 7 Days To Make, Doesn’t Seem To Regret It

by Ilona Baliūnaitė

Anyone who owns a cat knows that when they want attention, they’ll find one of a hundred different ways to get it. And boy, do they get jealous if they think you’re giving their rightfully-deserved attention to something else. Like a huge project.

One mischievous cat found a powerful way to get its owner’s attention: it wrecked a large, 2,432-piece figure of Doraemon. Well, the man from Thailand who works at a toy store spent a whole week building the figure for a client, so all of that hard work suddenly went out the window.

When the man posted photos of the catto and the shattered remains of Doraemon on Facebook, the story went viral. Scroll down to see just how naughty some pets can be!

A toy store worker built a Doraemon figure for a client…

…but his cat wrecked it!

The toy store worker’s photos on Facebook got over 63,000 likes, were reshared 72,000 times, and got more than 23,000 comments. Imagine if every cat who’s ever broken something it shouldn’t have got this kind of attention—the internet would be practically run by cats! Oh, wait, it already is.

The client wanted the Doraemon figure before the New Year, and we don’t know if the toy store worker managed to finish rebuilding the sculpture before the deadline. But we certainly hope he did!

For those of you who might not know, Doraemon is an incredibly popular character from the titular Japanese manga series, written and illustrated by Fujiko Fuijo—the pen name of the talented Hiroshi Fujimoto and Motoo Abiko.

Doraemon is a cat robot from the 22nd century and was sent to help out Nobita Nobi, a young boy who had poor grades and constantly gets bullied by his classmates. Doraemon has a four-dimensional pouch in which he stores unexpected gadgets that improve the boy’s life.

The manga was published way back in 1969, and there are 45 volumes available. So if you’re in need of something new to read in 2020, give the manga a go. Since 1979, it’s an annual tradition in the Land of the Rising Sun to release a new Doraemon movie every March. However, Doraemon enjoys great success outside of Japan as well.

People laughed at the unfortunate event

While some were concerned for the kitties safety:

For the record, you should never lift your cat with just one hand, it can hurt their fragile spines

30 Dec 15:41

Texas hires Ohio State's Yurcich as new OC

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cautiously optimistic on this one

Texas has hired Mike Yurcich away from Ohio State to become the Longhorns' new offensive coordinator.
26 Dec 02:21

Why Oklahoma isn't just about its offense anymore

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(spoiler: it's also about sucking)

The Sooners are still the team of Lincoln Riley, Jalen Hurts and offensive firepower. But without a surging defense, they wouldn't have made the playoff in 2019.
25 Dec 15:43

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24 Dec 15:40

2020 is VR's make-or-break year

by Devindra Hardawar
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"...VR has gone from being the most exciting new computing medium around -- something that could be as transformational as the internet itself -- to a niche accessory for gamers with too much money."

no. vr was never going to be "as transformational as the internet" and only the tech journalist hype beasts ever suggested as much.

now, they're back again with some arbitrary 2020 deadline for vr to "become something more" as though it couldn't happen in 2021, or, y'know 2022, or, y'know any other year.

what a bunch of fucking hot air. fuck devindra hardawar.

In the nearly four years since the Oculus Rift and HTC Vive hit retail shelves, VR has gone from being the most exciting new computing medium around -- something that could be as transformational as the internet itself -- to a niche accessory for gam...
24 Dec 05:16

Bevo’s Daily Roundup: Texas women’s basketball topples top-ranked Stanford

by Xander Peters
Emahlstadt

just dropped by to say that those chicks in the header image have really, really nice teeth.

COLLEGE BASKETBALL: DEC 08 Women’s Texas at Tennessee Photo by Bryan Lynn/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images

Plus news on Texas football’s offensive coordinator search

It was a big weekend for the Texas Longhorns women’s basketball team.

On Sunday, unranked Texas toppled the No. 1 Stanford Cardinal 69-64, in what was the top-ranked team’s first game outside of the Bay Area. It was the first time the Longhorns have beat an Associated Press No. 1 team since their win over the Tennessee Volunteers in 2004, snapping the Longhorns’ 13-game losing streak to the NCAA’s top-ranked team. It was also Texas’ most significant victory since they bested then-No. 2 Baylor in February 2017.

In particular, Sunday marked a career performance for sophomore Charli Collier, who carried the team with 20 points and 19 rebounds, earning her ESPNW’s player of the week honor.

The Longhorns’ next test will come from the Northwestern State Demons on Sunday.

NEWS FROM ELSEWHERE IN LONGHORN LAND AND THE BIG 12

  • Adding to the world of Texas men’s basketball, the Longhorns fell to 9-2 over the weekend after an embarrassing loss to the Providence Friars. As Burnt Orange Nation noted after Saturday’s loss, it was one of the most pathetic performances in the head coach Shaka Smart era. From the three-point line, Texas finished just 3-of-21 for the game. But let’s be real, Providence – a team that Florida recently beat by 32 points – had Texas in the first half, as the Friars went up 43-28. The men’s team will take on the High Point Panthers next Monday at 7 p.m. in the Frank Erwin Center.
  • Former Longhorn Murphy Bromberg was crowned national champion and also qualified for the 2020 FINA Diving World Cup team at the USA Diving Winter Nationals in Minneapolis over the weekend. In light of Bromberg’s performance, in which she scored 1,088 points, she won the women’s 10-meter event and will have the opportunity to shine once against for team USA at the FINA event in Tokyo in April. Bromberg was previously awarded the Longhorns’ 2018-2019 Female Athlete of the Year award.
  • It might seem like a joke’s punchline, but a photo of former Oklahoma Sooners head coach Barry Switzer doing the “Horns Up” gesture surfaced on social media over the weekend. Switzer, who coached the Sooners from 1973 to 1988, going 9-5-2 against the Longhorn, told the story in a tweet, featured below.
  • There may finally be light at the end of the offensive coordinator tunnel. On Sunday, Stadium reported that Ohio State Buckeyes passing game coordinator Mike Yurcich is now the leading candidate for the position. If he lands the job, it wouldn’t be Yurcich’s first go-around in the Big 12 Conference, either. He previously spent six seasons under Oklahoma State head coach Mike Gundy, prior to being lured away by Ohio State head coach Ryan Day for the 2019 campaign, which produced the nation’s No. 4 offense in SP+.
24 Dec 05:15

LSU's Edwards-Helaire questionable for CFP semi

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they'll probably still push ou's shit in, because ou sucks.

LSU coach Ed Orgeron said leading rusher Clyde Edwards-Helaire is recovering from a hamstring injury and is questionable to play for the No. 1 Tigers against No. 4 Oklahoma in the CFP semifinal game at the Chick-fil-A Peach Bowl on Saturday.
24 Dec 05:14

A Dozen Beers That Defined a Decade

by Jeff Alworth
Emahlstadt

great list. great read.

i don't necessarily agree on firestone walker being on here twice (just the pivo would've sufficed). never had the mexican cake or the 3-way, but agree with the sentiments relative to the styles. also, white claw isn't a beer, but i guess i understand the relevance to the article here.

deep, dark craft-beer-guy-secret: i've actually never had a heady topper, thought i absolutely know it's reputation and influence.

In the second and perhaps final decade-end post, let’s turn our attention to those beers that defined the decade. These aren’t just the most popular beers (though in some cases they were), but those that became synonymous with an important development or trend that itself defined the decade.

To use one example I didn’t include on the list: Angry Orchard. One of the biggest trends in drinks in the 2010s was cider. Although cider certainly existed before the last decade, the industry as such was minuscule. Thanks to Angry Orchard, a decade on ciders are available in every grocery store and most pubs nationwide. It would be hard to think about what people were drinking in the 2010s and exclude Angry Orchard. There were similar trends in beer.

In many ways, this is as easy as deciding what those important developments were. If you think the golden ale boom of 2017 was a big deal, then Firestone Walker 805 (number three below) is a gimme. Soured ales made with lactobacillus became commercial hits once brewers added fruit. Unlike 805, Dogfish Head SeaQuench (number six) didn’t spark the trend, but was the product that brought the pieces together and became a national hit. In a few cases, the choice isn’t quite so singular (see my choice for collaborations, number eleven), but the trend certainly was.

Compiling the list revealed a dynamic that changed beer over the past decade: the way the craft and mass market segments cribbed from each other. In the 2010s, big breweries did their best to look small, artisanal, and local, and small breweries started making mass market moves. Craft breweries: embraced cans in a big way. They dropped prices and sold in bulk; got paler, lighter, and less alcoholic; began using a chemistry set of products and additives; and raced to make non-beer products. For decades, the craft segment generated all the new ideas that fueled the industry; in the ‘10s, influence went both ways. Of course, there were other, smaller currents running through the giant industry, and I hope these dozen beers capture the central ones.

So with no further delay, I offer the following, possibly definitive, list.

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1. Heady Topper, The Alchemist
. The most important trend in the craft segment, and one that has forever changed the trajectory of beer in the US, was the emergence of hazy IPA. There’s really no other candidate here. Heady was the grandfather, the OG, the one that inspired the rest. A raft of breweries followed that specialized in these beers and are now more famous for them (Tree House, Bissell Brothers, Great Notion, Other Half, etc), and a number of hazies out-sell Heady—but when we look back to find the beer that drafted the blueprint, all roads lead to The Alchemist.

2. Tank 7, Boulevard. Saisons and farmhouse beers are an interesting category—they don’t sell well at all, and yet have become a staple made by many breweries. It is routine to see them offered as one option at taprooms, pubs, and restaurants. Tank 7, which has emerged as the only best-selling saison in the country, helped spread the gospel, and Brett-Aged Tank 7 was one of the pioneering wild examples.(Ommegang Hennepin helped pave the way, as well.) I’d argue that mixed-fermentation saisons have become the most accomplished styles brewed in the US. Tank 7 is a big reason why.

3. 805, Firestone Walker. This surprise hit told us quite a bit about the changes happening in craft beer. Up until the mid-10s, there had been a twenty-year intensity arms race. It was at the heart of the original inspiration for craft beer—more flavor and tradition to counteract blandly industrial mass market lagers. But millennials started their beer journey with no memory of old battles, and they enjoyed simple easy-drinking beers. 805, with its California-cool branding and local bona fides, made golden ales cool among younger drinkers—and garnered scores of imitators.

4. Fresh-Squeezed IPA, Deschutes. Hazy IPAs were just one example of a trend that was developing nationwide as the US embraced hops—the move away from bitterness toward the sweeter flavors and aromas characteristic of American hops. When Fresh-Squeezed IPA debuted in 2013, I described it as “sweet”—but it was really what we now call “juicy” (hence the name). It was by no means the only game in town, and was predominantly a Western beer—you might select a different example like Stone’s “Enjoy By” series. But whichever example you prefer, the 2010s were defined by the juice.

5. Grapefruit Sculpin, Ballast Point. The juiciness in hops led to a mid-decade experiment in fruit-juiced IPAs, and the buzziest example was Grapefruit Sculpin. As popular as these beers were in 2015, it’s amazing how quickly the fad faded—but a white hot fad it was. For a couple years, anyway.

6. SeaQuench, Dogfish Head. Wild and mixed-fermentation beers have been brewed in the US since the 90s, but beers acidified solely by Lactobacillus were uncommon—and controversial. On its own, lacto doesn’t add much in the way of depth or complexity, just a shot of clean, pure acidity. When used as a shortcut to barrel-aging, it left something to be desired. When used to acidify simple sippers, however, it’s spectacular. Breweries developed the straightforward technique of kettle-souring, and then used their soured worts like an ingredient to acidify to taste. Fruit beers have been around since the inception of craft brewing, but without acidity, they’re sweet without being properly fruity. With acidity they pop. Breweries started making fruited soured ales commonly around 2015, often calling them goses. That was both inaccurate and confusing. So when Dogfish Head released SeaQuench, they were wise to call it simply a “session sour.” People understood that, and it’s been flying of shelves ever since. This development isn’t one typically touted as important or even particularly good among beer geeks, but it was authentically new, and these beers, made well, are hard to dislike.

7. All Day Session IPA, Founders. All Day is a fine example of a session IPA, but it’s hardly exceptional. What makes this a noteworthy beer is the way Founders sold it—cheaply, in 15-packs and tallboy cans. It was the first purely mass-market beer made by a craft brewery. One of the big trends this decade was the stratification of the craft segment by price, and Founders gambled they could boost sales and therefore production high enough to compete with the bigs on price. (It must have worked: Mahou/San Miguel bought 90% of the company this year.)

8. Mexican Cake, Westbrook. One has to look very closely at national sales numbers to see evidence of pastry stout phenomenon—but among beer geeks it was second only to hazy IPAs. No single brand dominates this category or precisely “defines” it, but my choice is Mexican Cake, first brewed in 2011. Like many pastry beers, it uses dessert as a model, as well as the ingredients that define it. In this case, oats, cocoa nibs, vanilla, cinnamon, and habanero peppers. It’s also a really tasty example of the style—sweet and dessert-like, but not too sweet. It communicates the concept of a Mexican cake while remaining recognizably a beer.

9. Michelob Ultra. What a strange phenomenon. A beer first released in 2002, it performed like a standard light beer until the middle of the 2010s, when it took off. Turns out one word in the ad copy sang with customers and launched Ultra: carbs. “Lose the carbs,” ABI cooed, “not the taste.” That was only half right (even fans acknowledge it tastes like nothing)—and other light beers were also low-carb. But it appealed to a country newly fearful of starches and sugars, so even while other light beers tanked, Ultra soared. And now craft breweries are low-carbing, too.

10. Pivo Pils, Firestone Walker. A wonderful little counter-trend to hazies and flavored malt beverages was the return of proper, full-flavored lagers. This is a nationwide development that lacks a national standard-bearer, but Pivo Pils may serve as a decent choice. Brewer Matt Brynildson cribbed techniques from Birrificio Italiano’s spectacular Tipopils and Pivo became a big hit before 805 took over. Properly-made lagers have become one of the most welcome trends in craft brewing, and they show no signs of flagging. For adults who actually like the taste of beer, lagers arrived just in time.

11. 3-Way IPA, Fort George. Collaborations have been around a long time, but it was only recently that breweries discovered how to make these partnerships commercially potent. My vote—and there are many other examples—is Fort George’s 3-Way IPA. When the first version came out, the brewery was at a crossroads, looking down the barrel of an old flagship and sliding relevance. Partnering with two other breweries, always ones at the center of the IPA zeitgeist, Fort George created their biggest annual hit. It gave them a platform to try new IPA styles, and by 2017, the brewery had turned itself into one of those buzzy IPA breweries it once sought out. 3-Way illustrated that collabs can be used for more than making weird one-offs. They can help a brewery shift its identity—and of course, sell a lot of beer.

12. White Claw. Since this is currently the age of White Claw, I don’t suppose much needs to be said. But it does neatly tie up so many of the threads that had been forming over the decade: the move away from intensity toward drinkability; the shift to low-cal, low-carb, low-ABV drinks; fruity-sweet flavors. Michelob Ultra was an early incarnation of these trends, but craft beer unwittingly drove drinkers that way, too. Craft beer embraced sweetness, made beers that tasted like dessert, juice drinks, and breakfast cereal and adopted mass market pricing, packaging, and branding. Hard seltzer was inevitable, and it’s no surprise White Claw’s chief rival is Boston Beer, a company now dependent on flavored malt beverages and cider to replace flagging sales of beer.

No two people would ever make up the same list, and I’m sure you’ll add comments below. I would like to thank the dozens of folks on Twitter who weighed in with their suggestions—it made compiling this list a more manageable task. Now, your turn—

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22 Dec 17:37

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22 Dec 17:22

Celebrate the holidays the Welsh way—with a singing horse skull

by Mike Vago on AUX, shared by Mike Vago to The A.V. Club
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not laid out in this article:

the mari lwyd in fable was the very pregnant horse kicked out of the manger so that the virgin mary could enter and give birth to christ. the swollen, pregnant mare froze in the cold of the night and now wanders the streets as a skeletal ghoul looking for a place to enter and give birth to her zombie foal. thus the mary lwyd skull being the head of the wassaling (see: caroling) group, going house to house, pleading for entry.

it is the most metal fucking holiday tradition of all time.

This week’s entry: Mari Lwyd

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22 Dec 06:28

Valiant's superheroes will get multi-platform video games

by Mariella Moon
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greeeaaat

Valiant wants some of that money you're setting aside for superhero stuff. In addition to making a Bloodshot movie with Vin Diesel, the company has also teamed up with indie developer Blowfish Studios to create multi-platform video games based on Valiant characters. They didn't reveal much about the scope of their team-up, but they said that it's a multi-game partnership for a "slate of all new action-packed video games."

Source: Valiant Entertainment

22 Dec 01:34

Everyone give a warm welcome to the cat that says “Well, hi!” like a little Southern gentleman

by Reid McCarter on News, shared by Reid McCarter to The A.V. Club
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well, hi!

As 2019 draws to a close, the opportunities for the world’s cats and dogs to emerge as the decade’s top non-human internet influencers are coming to an end. Just as we began to think this year would close out honoring only the reigns of Cinderblock, the cat who begrudgingly exercises; that seal singing Star Wars

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