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13 Nov 18:58

Comedian Amy Schumer says she actually really hates being famous.

by Someecards

Even though she's BFFs with Jennifer Lawrence, gets funny texts from Kevin Hart and spends her vacation time making funny movies with Aziz Ansari and Chris Pratt, fame is wearing Amy Schumer out. Apparently it sucks? But she won't quit fame, or quit posting pictures of herself hanging out casually with other celebrities:

https://twitter.com/amyschumer/status/661426520846561280

On Wednesday, during a set that she did for a charity event in Paris, Amy joked a bit about what her sudden rush to the top has been like:

I’m, like, newly famous, and it turns out it’s not fun. Did you guys know that? You’re, like, you know that I’m just now learning that my dreams have been a sham, and that it’s actually not great and it just only comes with pain.

We all know it’s going to last another three months because that’s how it works. I’m already burning bridges like it’s already f*cking over. I'm telling you, this is the last time I'll ever be onstage. The next time you see me, I'll be the girl in the elevator, like, do you want to go see the Sleep No Less?

Even though she has fun, Amy is also constantly the target of judgements about her looks and weight. She's probably also getting all the classic celebrity stuff, like paparrazo following her around, and being mobbed by fans. Plus, all the regular human stuff, where you're lonely and it's hard to meet people who really like you for you. But Amy's also a millionaire now. Maybe she should buy more stuff? Ugh, so hard to give advice to rich people.

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My client wanted a poster designed that showed a woman looking into a mirror at her own reflection....

My client wanted a poster designed that showed a woman looking into a mirror at her own reflection. However, they didn’t seem to grasp the concept of reality.

Client:  The left hand of the real woman is raised up. But in the reflected woman it’s the right hand that is up.

Me: Yes, it is correct, if somebody stands in front of a mirror with their left arm raised, it appears as though their right arm is raised.  Is a true reflection what you wanted?

No reply.

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