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I don't even know what to say anymore. If you love a good crunchwrap supreme and that weird sandwich taco thing best expresses the love you have for your "soulmate," I guess today's your lucky day. Now you can have a wedding at Taco Bell, and, Jesus, what are we even doing anymore? 

According to Taco Bell's Chief Marketing Officer Marisa Thalberg, you can now "order a wedding off of our menu." This is only available at Taco Bell's new Las Vegas Strip flagship location, which will forever be known  as the center of love and romance in the universe because we are all trash. 



This $600 package starts in summer 2017 and includes:

• A ceremony in the chapel inside the restaurant with an ordained officiant within as little as four hours 

• Private area for a reception inside the restaurant with up to 15 of your closest family and friends

• Custom merchandise, including a sauce packet garter and bow tie, “Just Married” T-shirts for the bride and groom, Taco Bell branded champagne flutes and, of course, a Taco 12 Pack filled with tacos and a Cinnabon Delights cake for dessert

• A Sauce Packet bouquet is also available for the bride to use during the ceremony



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You hear that? Not only do you get a t-shirt,but you get a 12 pack of tacos and a "sauce packet bouquet," the perfect start to a diarehetic wedding night, which, if I'm not mistaken, was the subject of one of Shakespeare's sonnets. God, humanity is garbage. 

Do you want to one of these people:

"Take your wedding pictures somewhere you know and love" @tacobell was the obvious choice for these two. #TBellForLife pic.twitter.com/y8SUZz4pdZ

— Rachel (@rachpom) October 12, 2016

I had both my woman and my drink on the big day thanks to @tacobell! pic.twitter.com/nub2d5cZIP

— Nick (@nickchuckwalter) October 28, 2015

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This disastrous, sex tale of debauchery walked right off an American Pie movie set. It's absurd, in every sense of the word. No amount of sex education could have prepared these two young lovers for the epic amount of humiliation they'd tee themselves up for. I especially appreciate the girl's decision to recount her struggles with Snapchat and memes, as her writer's tools. Is this not the height of new age social media-driven journalism, or what dawg? Doesn't get much better than this. This is the kind of gripping entertainment that almost made me forget about the unfortunate reality we're still trucking through Monday.

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These freshly fried, sorry individuals all but teed themselves up for a ruthless series of roastings. If their goal was self-deprecation, well, then they definitely didn't fail on that front.

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I'm sure I don't need to say this, but don't try this at home.

This dude went flying off a highway after not breaking on an exit land, na dit looks like he's ok, somehow. Jesus, wear your seatbelt, folks. 

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Adult wrapping, also called Otonamaki has taken Tokyo by storm as the latest bizarre health trend (aims to ease post-pregnancy pains and aches), and I'm getting a solid rush of anxiety just thinking about participating in this. 

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Hey, everybody, LET’S DANC—

Hold up there, Kevin Bacon, because this is Henryetta, Ok, and we don’t take kindly to dancing within 300 feet of a church.

Apparently, a local vintage shop in Henryetta was planning a Valentine’s dance, but thanks to a town ordinance, there’ll be no dance this year. Joni Insabella, the owner for Rosie Lavon’s Market place, a vintage shop and event space that was hosting the even, and her husband, the town attorney, has been “accused of being lawbreakers and encouraging lawbreaking.”

Henryetta Dance Canceled Due To 38-Year-Old City Ordinance https://t.co/uQHMoxPiNm pic.twitter.com/0IcGsPMoS4

— Social In Okla City (@SocialNOklaCity) February 9, 2017

Nothing says small town America like “the town attorney" and "no dancing ordinance."

The couple plans to fight this thin and has gone on record calling the person who called in the complaint a “party pooper.”

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This is easily the funniest Amazon 'review' I've read in a very long time. Anyone out there actually make use of this product? 

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It's as if this wrinkly old bag of bro bones walked himself right off the set of an 'Old School' sequel. If that movie reference didn't ring a bell, I'm talking about the one where a few middle-aged dudes up and start their own fraternity on the outskirts of a college campus...to smashing success, no less. 

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Testing out their new catapult system, the US Navy is launching trucks off the side of an aircraft carrier. There's not much more to this than that, but let me to tell you. This delivers. 

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Wow. There’s nothing quite like that feeling when inspiration strikes. Sir Isaac Newton felt it when an apple came crashing on to his head, and this dude felt it while watching this Michael Jackson impersonator tear shit up on the dance floor.

Except things didn’t really turn out as he expected.

Leaping on to the chair in hopes of upstaging this gloved dancer, the man fucks up this backflip and probably his spine. Let’s hope he makes it through this one alive because they carry him off and it definitely seems like he’s dead.

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There have been a lot of great protest signs lately. We've covered a lot of them. But is there anything better than one made on the fly and placed in front of a camera that directly refutes someone as they're talking. 

That's what happened in European parliment today when Brexiter Nigel Farage took the floor and Seb Dance, a Labour MEP, trolled the shit out him. Holding up a sign that reads "He's lying to you."

That's some expert trolling. Good work.  

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And the way he sticks the landing? 10/10.

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Tinder is a melting pot of shamelessly thirsty sex fiends and respectable put together denizens looking to find love, and self-proclaimed extroverts that act more like introverts, and people 'not looking to hook up'....and honestly, so much more. To go on with the endless series of strange and entertaining and wildly unexpected encounters you're bound to experience while fucking around on Tinder would be pointless. Let's just say it's invited a whole new source, venue as it were for relatable, humorous struggles. Cause that's gotta be the core component of dating, right? It's a damn struggle. 

So sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the many ridiculous and surprisingly frequently relatable Tinder moments shared for our pleasure.

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There are few things more American than punching a Nazi. So as citizens on both sides of the aisle took to the streets to engage in the American political discourse this weekend, one American took on the important job of punching a Nazi. After all, this is America, and in America, we don’t take kindly to the tenants of National Socialism.

At the Inauguration on Friday, Richard Spencer, the white supremacist known for leading a “Hail Trump” chant to a room of “sieg heil-ing" neo-Nazis and for coining the term “alt-right,” which is white supremacy with a cute haircut, was giving an interview when an American hero punched him in the side of the face. Just as Spencer began talking about Pepe the frog, too. 

Of the video, Spencer said on Periscope, "“I’m afraid this is going to become the meme to end all memes. That I’m going to hate watching this.” 

Actually, there's a whole Twitter account to making sure this is "the meme to end all memes," and it's called @PunchedToMusic. Here's a few selections from around the web. 

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