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11 Aug 05:50

'Relief' Worker

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Tagged: sex , FAIL , funny
10 Aug 12:47

This Magnificent Cheetos Restaurant Will Only Be Open Three Days

by Jill Harness

Real food fans know that Cheetos are one of the finer things in life and now, for three glorious days (August 15-17), the snack food company itself will be running a restaurant in New York, called the Spotted Cheetah, where every item features some kind of Cheetos product. The menu consists of:

Cheetos Crusted Fried Pickles; Creamy Ranch, Cheetos Grilled Cheese and Tomato Soup; Cheetos Meatballs; Purrfectly Fried Green Tomatoes (breaded with White Cheddar Cheetos crust); Flamin' Hot and White Cheddar Mac n' Cheetos; Cheetos Mix-ups Crusted Chicken Milanese; Spicy Cheetos Nachos; and Flamin' Hot Limon Chicken Tacos.

But save room for dessert, which consists of Cheetos Sweetos Crusted Cheesecake; Cheetos Sweetos Sweet and Salty Cookies; and White Cheddar Cheetos and Cheetos Sweetos Apple Crepes. Those might sound strange, but if you've had the Cheetos Sweetos, you already know how sweet Cheetos are surprisingly tasty. 

Via Gothamist

08 Aug 10:29

The Nigerian Remake Of "Purple Rain" Is Cinematic Magic

by Zeon Santos

It's doubtful whether anyone has ever referred to Prince's movie Purple Rain as "cinematic magic", especially considering Prince was way more enjoyable to watch in concert than in that schlocky 80s flick.

But Nigerian director Christopher Kirkley and cinematographer Jeremy Fino clearly saw merit in the story of a guitar wielding rebel who rides a purple motorcycle and dresses like a bit of a fop- because they remade Purple Rain for a West African audience.

Their version is called "Akounak Tedalat Taha Tazoughai", translation- "Rain the color of blue with a little red in it", which is why they released it as simply "Akounak".

And even though it's inspired by Purple Rain this first ever Tuareg language fictional film has a main character who makes Prince's "The Kid" look like a spoiled brat:

Like the lone, nameless gunslinger in a Sergio Leone western, the central character in Kirkley’s film, musician Mdou Moctar, travels through the desert with a guitar instead of a rifle or Colt 45. And instead of a horse, he rides a motorcycle… a purple one. The gunslinger analogy is apt because guitar players in Agadez and surrounding areas battle among themselves to gain status as the fastest gun in the west, with six strings replacing six bullets.

The combination of Moctar’s live performances, the otherworldly beauty of the Sahara, Jeremy Fino’s luminous cinematography and Kirkley’s intimate and supple style of direction make Anounak one of those rare fictional films about music that has the pulse of real life and the resonance of great art.

akounak from J. Sprig on Vimeo.

-Via Dangerous Minds

02 Aug 05:51

Meet the piercing Israeli Defense Force soldier Oriya Cohen (23 Photos)

by Matt
Enure01

How do I enlist?

02 Aug 05:48

14 Funny Random Pics and Tweets That Killed Our Boredom With Laughter

Collection of random funny pictures that made us laugh while we were bored at work.

Oh you know, just trying to offset the mind-numbing nature of a Tuesday afternoon/evening with a pleasing stream of tweets and pics from the comedically gifted. Keep trucking on work-weary soldiers, you'll make it through the grind just yet. Hump day lurks promising on the horizon...

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01 Aug 17:56

I Think She's Trying to Tell You Something, Dude...

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Tagged: tinder , ridiculous , funny , dating
29 Jul 18:30

Still One of Our Favorite Funny Amazon Reviews to Date!

28 Jul 05:30

Five of the Sickest Camouflage Moments in Movies

by Miss Cellania

It's that moment you don't see coming. You may have even scanned the landscape, but you didn't see it, or him, or her, until BAM! There they are. That's what camouflage is supposed to do, if it worked perfectly. It only works perfectly up close in movies, usually with some special effects magic. But it shocks us and gets our adrenaline going when we watch. Relive some of the best camouflage surprises in movie history at TVOM.

21 Jul 08:00

Hair Color

by luke

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Ummmmmm. Walmart? Feel like you got some splainin’ to do.

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12 Jul 06:11

Should've Worn Goggles

Guy has terrible picture after a stripper pees on his face.

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Tagged: stripper , gross , chlamydia , STD
06 Jul 08:16

Me

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05 Jul 10:28

Brazilian slip and slide games need to come to America (Video)

by Sebastian
30 Jun 12:40

The Simple Joys of the Dull Men’s Club

by Miss Cellania

Some men who do mundane things for fun came together and formed the Dull Men's Club. Great Big Story thought they were interesting enough to make a video about. That in itself negates the very idea of the club.

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However, when dull people get together, they can turn out to be pretty extraordinary. They represent such a variety of odd hobbies that you might discover one you're interested in. Beyond that, these men (and a few women) embody the idea that taking pride and joy in simple things pays off in the long run.  -via Laughing Squid

26 Jun 08:40

This Grown Man Makes An Amazing Flower Girl

by Jill Harness

Patrick Casey and his cousin Andria Farthing were ring bearer and flower girl at a wedding when they were kids. When Andria got engaged, she and Patrick knew who should be the flower girl. The result was adorable without being overly silly -even when Patrick put down the basket and threw handfuls of flowers from his pockets.

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He even included a throwback to the wedding they were in as children, saying “I used the same flower basket that she used when we were in that wedding together as children!”

Via Huffington Post

14 Jun 12:28

WTF Dude...

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Tagged: funny , web comics
09 Jun 05:23

12 People Who Are Literally the Worst

guy parks his truck taking up three spots - cover image to a list of people who suck

Don't be like these people.

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Tagged: FAIL , the worst
08 Jun 09:22

The Real People Behind 9 Characters You Thought Were Fictional

by Miss Cellania

1. SEVERUS SNAPE

Harry Potter’s antagonistic, unkempt, and ultimately loyal potions master was inspired by J.K. Rowling’s severe high school chemistry teacher, John Nettleship. “I knew I was a strict teacher,” he told a reporter, “but I didn’t think I was that bad.”

2. WONDER WOMAN

Psychologist William Moulton Marston was a man of many talents: He invented an early lie detector test. He also debuted Wonder Woman in 1941 to teach children about women’s equality in an easy-to-digest format. His inspiration was a member of his family, Planned Parenthood founder Margaret Sanger.

3. UNCLE BEN

Betty Crocker and Aunt Jemima are fictitious, but Uncle Ben was a real Houston rice farmer renowned for his quality grains. However, that’s not his rice in the box—nor is that his visage. The bow-tied man is said to be a Chicago maitre d’hotel named Frank Brown.

4. ZORRO

Zorro was likely based on the Mexican bandit Joaquin. Few facts exist about his life. Some say angry American miners raped his wife. Others say he was unfairly taxed for being Mexican. Regardless, something inspired Murrieta to form a band of hellraising desperadoes, and it made him a frontier legend.

5. CHEF BOYARDEE

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Before becoming the head on ravioli cans, Ettore Boiardi was the head chef at New York City’s Plaza Hotel. In 1924, he opened a restaurant in Cleveland and began selling pasta sauce on the side. Four years later, he founded Chef Boyardee (changing the spelling so people would pronounce it correctly).

6. JESSICA RABBIT

Pin-up model Vikki Dougan—nicknamed “The Back” for her trademark low (and we mean low) backless dresses—never made it big in Hollywood, but her wardrobe (or lack thereof) was immortalized by the cartoon bombshell in Who Framed Roger Rabbit.

7. THE GIRL FROM IPANEMA

In 1962, a 17-year-old Heloísa Pinheiro walked by a seaside bar, caught the eye of songwriters Antonio Carlos Jobim and Vinícius de Moraes, and inspired a bossa nova masterpiece. When Jobim later met his tall, tan, young, and lovely muse, he proposed to her. She declined. (Image credit: Sérgio (Savaman) Savarese)

8. DON DRAPER

Mad Men’s protagonist got his name and look from Draper Daniels, the creative director who helped invent the Marlboro Man at Chicago ad company Leo Burnett. Daniels, however, was a one-woman guy. Like a true ad man, he proposed to Myra Janco by giving her a business card stating his best qualities.

9. COSMO KRAMER

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When Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld sat down to write a sitcom, they realized the man living across the hall from David was a ready-made character. Kenny Kramer is a former comedian who loves golf, cigars, and hot tubs. He has no regular job, is an ordained minister, and once ran for New York City mayor.

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The above article is reprinted with permission from the May 2015 issue of mental_floss magazine.

Don't forget to feed your brain by subscribing to the magazine and visiting mental_floss' extremely entertaining website and blog today for more!

08 Jun 06:11

Guy Finds Massive Great White Shark Stuck in Shallow Water and Gets WAY Too Close for Comfort

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Tagged: crazy , scary , shark , Video
08 Jun 05:56

All 213 Beatles Songs, Ranked From Worst to Best

by Miss Cellania

One band, 213 songs, a ranked list, and thousands of internet commenters with opinions. This is more than a list, as Vulture's Bill Wyman (not that Bill Wyman) gives a rationale for the ranking of each Beatles song. Yes, he knew it would enrage people to see their personal favorites ranked lower than they expected.

See how your favorites fared in the list at Vulture. Each song is linked to its Spotify recording or YouTube video, and if you don't have a Spotify account, most of them can be found at YouTube. -via Metafilter

07 Jun 05:45

Guy Glides Across Pool In Mind-Blowing Water Stunt

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Tagged: awesome , swimming , pool , amazing , Video
30 May 08:09

Camo level: Expert. Can you spot them all? (30 Photos)

by Dustin
29 May 14:24

Angry Pedestrian Experiences Instant Painful Karma

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29 May 14:19

15 Beer Ads That Are Supremely Absurd

strange beer advertisements with beer bottles resembling a naked man and a woman shading her beer under large breasts - a cover photo for a list

It's not unusual for advertising agencies to try to use sexual references to get our attention, but these are on another level.

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Tagged: beer , wtf , strange , ads
24 May 06:23

Idiot Pretends to Have Girlfriend to Make Another Chick Jealous and It Backfires Horribly

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Definitely something I probably would have done had we had social media and or cellphone back in the day.

Guy tries to make another girl jealous through texting conversation by pretending that he has a girlfriend and it backfires.

Oh Dave, you should've known better bro. 

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Tagged: FAIL , Awkward , lying , texting , dating
23 May 20:26

Who knew the Haka could be so adorable (Video)

by Dougy
Enure01

This what i would look like trying to do the Haka and intimidate the other team.

23 May 20:25

The Top 10 Most Trashy FAILs on the Internet

Top Ten trashy fails on internet - cover image of trashy cringey tweet of cousins kissing.

There are no words for the level of trashy here.

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Tagged: trashy , trash , FAIL , cringe , twitter
23 May 20:22

Drunk Idiot Jacked Up on Liquid Courage FAILs Terribly at Parkour

That's a shortcut to the emergency room.

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14 May 13:54

Crazy Dude Goes On Ridiculous Islamophobic Rant Ends With Hilarious Mugshot

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Tagged: islam , racist , Video
12 May 11:16

20 Mind-Blowing Shower Thoughts

Prepare to be blown.

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10 May 09:46

As you wish, here are 41 facts about ‘The Princess Bride’

by Brian Boone