Shared posts

09 Feb 19:19

Spring-like weather will persist all week, with frequent fog chances

by Eric Berger

In brief: In today’s post we briefly revisit this past weekend’s stunning weather, and look forward to when we might see similar conditions. Mostly, however, this coming week will see slightly warmer weather with modestly higher humidity.

A wonderful weekend

We complain a lot about the weather in Houston, and justifiably so I believe. But every now and then you get a spectacular weekend, which we did on Saturday and Sunday. Mrs. Berger and I had a lovely walk around the Houston Arboretum on Sunday afternoon, and there were times when I just stopped and said, “It feels so pleasant outside today.” Conditions this weekend will be mostly on the mild side, but with dewpoints around 60 degrees we will be a tad on the humid side of things. A front will arrive by this weekend, and although Saturday may see some rain showers, next Sunday may again be one of those fantastic weather days in Houston. We’ll see.

Relative humidity this morning is near 100 percent, helping to contribute to the development of fog. (Weather Bell)

Monday

We are fully in a pattern with a pronounced onshore flow at this point, and we are going to see persistent southerly flow all week. This will present several changes to our weather. First of all, temperatures on Monday, and for the rest of the week, are generally going to be in the upper 70s. Some locations may hit 80 degrees. Skies will be partly sunny. And our nights will be warmer, with lows generally in the lower 60s. With the influx of moisture from the Gulf, and temperatures falling to dewpoint levels, we will see healthy chances of sea fog developing during the overnight hours, and persisting into the morning hours. Not all areas will see fog all week, but the threat will remain.

Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday

Not much will change through the middle of the week: expect highs mostly in the upper 70s, partly sunny skies, modestly humid air, and mild nights with the potential for fog developing. We might see a slight chance of showers on Tuesday or Wednesday night, but I’m not particularly bullish.

Saturday

We’ll start to see some rain chances creep into the forecast on Friday night in response to an approaching disturbance. Rain chances will peak on Saturday, probably above 50 percent for most locations. As for accumulations it’s too early to say much with confidence, but a lot of places will probably pick up between 0.25 and 0.75 inch. Highs Saturday should be in the mid-70s, but this will depend on the arrival of a surface front. For now I’ll guess late afternoon or evening. Lows on Saturday night probably will drop into the 50s.

Sunday

As noted above, this looks to be the pick of the litter in terms of weather for the upcoming period. Highs probably will be in the vicinity of 70 degrees, with sunny skies and lower humidity, but for now those details must remain on the fuzzy side of things.

Houston’s weather should remain mild for awhile. (Weather Bell)

Next week

After a couple of cooler nights (Sunday night into Monday morning may get into the 40s) most of next week looks pretty mild as well. There’s no strong signal for rain showers, and I’d bet we’re back mostly in the 70s for daytime highs.

09 Feb 19:17

That wedding during Bad Bunny's Super Bowl halftime show? It was real

by Associated Press
The couple had invited Bad Bunny to their wedding, but he suggested they be part of his halftime show instead.
09 Feb 14:34

Alan Andrews

by The Onion Staff

The family of Alan Andrews, 52, welcomes any suggestions for alternate phrasings of “suicide by cop.”

The post Alan Andrews appeared first on The Onion.

09 Feb 14:34

Study Finds 98% Recidivism Rate Among Americans Who Burn Mouths On Hot Food

by The Onion Staff

STANFORD, CA—In a comprehensive, decade-long study of the self-destructive pattern, researchers at Stanford University recorded a shocking 98% recidivism rate among Americans who had burned their mouths on hot food.

Despite the lingering numbness on their tongues or the roofs of their mouths, the study found that nearly all subjects who burned themselves on items such as soup or fresh-out-of-the-oven pizza repeated the behavior almost immediately. The findings suggest that traditional punitive disincentives are woefully inadequate in preventing recurrence of the harmful practice that leads individuals to repeatedly say “Hot, hot, hot” while fanning their mouths and wincing in pain.

“This is a wake-up call for anyone who thought that having to hastily reach for a soda or milk was a deterrent to taking a second searing bite,” said lead researcher Laurie Jimenez, adding that, even when controlling for hunger levels and drunkenness, subjects went in for another spoonful when the chili was boiling-hot almost as quickly as they did when the chili had been sitting in a room temperature serving bowl for 15 minutes. “If 98% of people are making an O shape with their mouths and taking several breaths in quick succession to cool down the egg roll filling that’s burning their mouth—but then diving right back in—we all ought to be alarmed.”

“Of course, these individuals do bear some responsibility for their conduct, but this cycle of eating, burning, and eating again is an indictment of us all,” Jimenez added. “These are our fellow Americans, and we’re failing them.”

The data presented additional causes of concern, including the fact that most individuals did not stop at a second bite but returned for a third or even a fourth despite the near certainty of a negative outcome. In fact, the likely consequences did not appear to even enter their thoughts as they were devouring yet another onion ring straight from the fryer.

Researchers told reporters that it was impossible to isolate a single reason why people would be unfazed by the very real threat of a painful blister on their gums. But the study did hypothesize a number of possible contributing factors, among them a lack of education, with many of the subjects having never been warned by a parent that blowing on a microwaved Hot Pocket after an initial bite does little to cool its molten center. 

“Another issue could be a lack of positive role models,” study co-author Glenn Rothenberger said. “Maybe they grew up in an environment where they observed family members digging into lasagna, soup dumplings, or hot apple pie with no effort to pace themselves. Or maybe they were surrounded by peers at restaurants who just chowed down on mozzarella sticks filled with still-bubbling cheese. How would you know to wait a second and maybe dip your mozzarella sticks in a little cup of tepid marinara if you never saw anyone else doing it?”

“Or, sadly, they may simply feel they have no viable alternative to this damaging behavior,” Rothenberger continued. “They already bought the instant ramen, it’s in front of them, and it’s delicious. So what are they supposed to do?”

Caleb Jenkins, a 24-year-old Seattle man who participated in the study, admitted to reporters he didn’t think twice about stuffing another forkful of hot calzone in his mouth despite the very real risk of scalding his tongue.

“I know it’s not right,” Jenkins said. “I know it ultimately hurts me. I know it’s a bad decision. But I also don’t know any other way. I just feel trapped.”

“Ow, ow, ow,” added Jenkins, reaching for another bite.

The findings from this study parallel results from similar research that found a 95% recidivism rate among those who felt their food smelled or looked weird, but took a second bite anyway just to make sure. 

The post Study Finds 98% Recidivism Rate Among Americans Who Burn Mouths On Hot Food appeared first on The Onion.

09 Feb 14:34

Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country

by The Onion Staff

WILMINGTON, DE—Expressing relief about his obliviousness to America’s unraveling, former President Joe Biden told reporters Thursday that he was grateful not to be alive to see what Trump was doing to the country.“ I devoted my entire life to safeguarding the ideals of democratic freedom and promoting liberty across this great land, and I cannot emphasize enough how lucky I am to have left this world before I had to see what Donald Trump has done to our country’s most sacred values, ” said Biden, noting that because he was mercifully freed from his mortal coil before Trump took office in 2017, he never witnessed U.S. cities being threatened with occupation by the National Guard, devastating cuts to the social safety net and scientific research, or the dereliction of American leadership in trade and global affairs. “The silver lining of my passing is that I remain blissfully unaware of Trump’s weaponization of the federal government to silence dissidents and target political opponents. Though it’s impossible to know exactly how I would process that vile man undermining not only my legacy but this sacred republic’s foundational values, I’m certain that, had I not taken my last breath over a decade ago, I would recoil in disgust.” Biden admitted that getting tangled up with a pool-cleaning robot and drowning was a fate far preferable to watching the complete eradication of personal liberties. 

The post Biden Grateful He’s Not Alive To See What Trump Doing To Country appeared first on The Onion.

09 Feb 14:34

Political Profile: Tom Homan

by The Onion Staff

President Trump’s border czar, Tom Homan, was recently tapped to lead ICE’s highly publicized deportation campaign in Minnesota. The Onion takes a look at Homan’s background.

Head Weight: 66 pounds

Ideology: Fundamentalist Punisher fan

Least Favorite Haplogroup: Q-M242

Role In Project 2025: Genetic source for cloned ICE agents

Favorite Part Of Job: Working with kids

Bribery Price: Sliding scale

Favorite Pickup Line: “Show me your papers.”

Pet Peeve: Stephen Miller rolling his eyes when asked what “physiognomy” means

The post Political Profile: Tom Homan appeared first on The Onion.

09 Feb 14:33

Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun

by The Onion Staff
09 Feb 14:32

No, that wasn’t Liam Conejo Ramos in Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show

by Sergio Martínez-Beltrán, NPR, Jasmine Garsd, NPR, Liz Baker, NPR
A publicist for Bad Bunny confirmed to NPR that the little boy in a blue bunny hat detained by ICE in Minneapolis last month did not participate in the Super Bowl halftime show.
09 Feb 11:51

#Kento #Cye #Mia #Ully #RoninWarriors

09 Feb 11:51

It appears that these things are called Pajamas...

It appears that these things are called Pajamas. Uh .. oh .. no, I'm reading that wrong. These things are actually called ... cheaters. Well ... I wonder what they cheat at? #CowboyWho

09 Feb 11:51

#Cye #RoninWarriors

09 Feb 11:51

It is Blando the Unforgettable. That's why I ch...

It is Blando the Unforgettable. That's why I changed my name from Blando the Magnificent, so people would not forget it. #CowboyWho

09 Feb 11:49

boss assigns work by pulling names out of a hat, has everyone stopped emailing, and more

by Ask a Manager

It’s five answers to five questions. Here we go…

1. My boss assigns work by pulling names out of a hat

I work on a team of about 10 people. At our weekly meetings, my manager tries to assign out any new tasks. Team members usually volunteer for tasks related to their ongoing work. But when no one volunteers to take on a task, he pulls names out of a hat to see who gets assigned. These tasks aren’t always quick things; they can take a lot of time.

This frustrates me so much. To me, it’s dismissive of the other work we have and just bad management. The team doesn’t really push back on it, but I’m wondering if I should. When no one volunteers to take on an assignment, I try to explain my concerns and why I can’t take it on. But then no one else chimes in, and he just goes on to draw a name at random.

What do you think? And if this isn’t going to change, how do I not let this bother me?

Yeah, managing by hat — as opposed to managing by, you know, looking at people’s workloads and strengths and weaknesses — is absurd. Not only does it mean that your boss is completely forfeiting the opportunity to assign projects where they make the most sense, but he’s also signaling to your team that he sees you as interchangeable, doesn’t care about distributing work equitably, and doesn’t care enough about any of it to put actual thought into it.

As for how to stop it from bothering you … look at the actual impact. If it’s not resulting in significant workload inequities, then just write this off to a crappy manager and roll your eyes at it internally. But if the hat distributes work in a way that doesn’t make sense, you should feel free to speak up — as in, “My plate is really full with X and Y this week; do you want me to push those back to make room for Z or should it be assigned to someone else?”

2. Has everyone stopped responding to emails?

Have people just … stopped responding to emails?

Okay, maybe not everyone, and maybe not literally. But I feel like over the last year to 18 months, it’s extremely frequent that I have to send second or even third follow-up notes to get a response, mostly to external contacts (as in, not my coworkers). And when people do reply, it seems to be increasingly common for them to wait a week or more. This has been my experience in communications with both junior-level and senior-level staff. My role, and my workplace, are corporate in nature. It’s not a sales role, so my emails are not sales-related.

For the record, I’m a VP-level employee myself, so I wouldn’t chalk this up to more senior people ignoring me. Is this something you’ve noticed? Something your readers have noticed? And if so, what gives?

I haven’t noticed much of it, but it could certainly be happening. If it is, my hunch is that it’s field-specific — and in particular, if you frequently deal with people in fields affected by layoffs, you might be emailing overworked people who can’t be as responsive as they used to be. I don’t think there’s a culture-wide shift happening where people in general no longer feel the need to be responsive to work emails, but I do think there are lots of things happening in the world that could be making it harder to respond as quickly.

3. Can I file for workers’ comp for an injury I got walking my dog while working from home?

I’m a remote employee, and my job requires four in-office visits per year to HQ. They cover travel and expenses while I’m there.

Following my Q3 visit, I got home from the airport, ready to get back to work. (We’re supposed to work on travel days if we can.) However, my dog, who had been home alone while my husband was at work, needed to go out. While walking her, I tripped and broke my wrist. I ended up spending the afternoon in the ER rather than working.

My husband suggested I file a workers’ comp claim because I had traveled for work and was supposed to be “on duty.” To be fair, my travel exhaustion did play a role in the fall, but it didn’t seem to be workers’ comp worthy. How does workers’ comp work for remote workers? What would qualify as an “on the job injury” when “the job” is at your house?

Good try, husband. But no.

Remote work is covered under workers’ comp if the injury occurs while you’re completing a work task during work hours. In most cases, the remote employee has the burden of proof and needs to demonstrate that they were acting in the interest of their employer at the time of the injury. Walking your dog is not going to qualify.

4. Does my boss want a written record of a mistake to justify firing me?

I have been in my current role for about 18 months and have nearly eight years of experience in the industry and 15 years in my field. My role is fairly specialized and requires project management, QA/QC, and hard and fast deadlines.

My company provides services to other companies, and when they need a service, they issue a request for information or bids. Recently, a client asked us to provide a statement as a supplementary response to something we bid on. This statement was to cover a requirement that was requested in the initial ask, but had been overlooked by not only myself, but a large group of people. After discussing this with my manager and ensuring them I will be more vigilant and adopt a better system for compliance, my grandboss wants a written explanation as to why the mistake happened. This is not the first time my grandboss has requested a written statement, and this is the first time I made a mistake like this.

Is this normal or is my grandboss compiling information to justify letting me go? I feel it’s not normal to have to provide a written statement when mistakes happen as we are all human and I already discussed the issue in detail with my direct manager. I really like this company but I’m getting toxic vibes.

I don’t see any reason to assume your grandboss is complying information to justify letting you go. It’s possible, but I wouldn’t jump to that without way more signs of it. Rather, it sounds like she just wants something in writing about how the mistake happened. Maybe that’s because she needs to cover her ass with her own boss, or maybe she thinks putting it in writing will make you and your boss take it more seriously, or maybe she functions better when she has stuff written down so she can consult it if it ever comes up in the future, or who knows what. I don’t think it’s particularly toxic on its own.

5. One accepted(ish) offer, two more interview processes

After being laid off three months ago, I received an offer from Company A, which I accepted via email last Sunday. The offer is a strong one, albeit in an industry I’m not particularly passionate about and for a role I can do well but I’m not super excited about. My tentative start date is in about a week.

On Monday, Company B reached out to schedule an interview. On Wednesday, Company C reached out for an interview. Both Companies B and C are in industries I’m much more interested in, for roles I’m excited about, and I have personal connections to both, which I think may give me a strong chance of being a finalist in both interview processes — though I’m aware nothing is guaranteed! The interviews with B and C are the results of networking I did early on in my job search, but results have just come about in the past week.

On Friday, the hiring manager at Company A sent an email that indicated he somehow did not receive the signed offer letter I sent on Sunday. I double checked: I did send the signed offer letter, but because there were two email chains going with the hiring manager on both of them, I think he somehow missed it.

I’d like to see the interview processes through with Companies B and C, but without compromising the offer from Company A. Do I:

1) Start working with Company A in about a week, and then resign if I receive a better offer.
2) Ask A if I can postpone my start date. (I anticipate the processes with B and C will take at least another month, and that seems like an unreasonable amount of time to ask for.)
3) Decline the offer from A. If I don’t receive offers from B and C, I could reach out to A and let them know circumstances have changed, and find out if there is still opportunity for me to join their company.
4) Some other option(s) I’m not seeing?

In the current job market, it seems risky not to accept Company A’s offer. I have some temporary work in the meantime, but the sooner I have full-time work, the better it will be for my financial situation.

The salaries at A and B are comparable; C’s is higher. All three offer strong benefits packages.

If you don’t get B or C, would you regret having turned down A? If so, accept A with the existing start date. If you get offered one of the others and accept it, you can explain it fell in your lap and you can’t pass it up. It will burn the bridge with A, but it’s worth doing if you strongly prefer B or C.

The post boss assigns work by pulling names out of a hat, has everyone stopped emailing, and more appeared first on Ask a Manager.

09 Feb 02:39

Flash floods caused by storm Marta in northern Morocco kills at least 4 people

by Associated Press
Flash floods caused by storm Marta in northern Morocco killed at least four people as the country struggled with days of heavy rain and water releases from overfilled dams.
09 Feb 02:38

mst3kgifs: Uh, I can’t hear you through the window. I see your...



mst3kgifs:

Uh, I can’t hear you through the window. I see your lips moving…

09 Feb 02:38

mst3kgifs: It’s not very good detail painting.



mst3kgifs:

It’s not very good detail painting.

09 Feb 02:38

Guy At Super Bowl Party Brought Football For Some Reason

by The Onion Staff
09 Feb 02:38

Nation Furious After Realizing Super Bowl Ad For Kindness

by The Onion Staff
09 Feb 02:38

Budweiser Super Bowl Commercial Leaves Man Hankering For Clydesdale Meat

by The Onion Staff
09 Feb 02:38

Streaker Running Across Field At Super Bowl Just Concussed Player

by The Onion Staff
09 Feb 02:38

Football-Themed Napkins At Super Bowl Party Too Nonabsorbent, Painful To Use On Mouth

by The Onion Staff
09 Feb 02:37

Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher

by The Onion Staff
09 Feb 02:37

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans)

by The Onion Staff

BOISE, ID—Crying out ¡Dios mío! and ¡Ayúdame! as soon as they heard the opening notes of the Puerto Rican superstar’s “EoO,” millions of terrified conservatives reportedly lost the ability to speak English Sunday after exposure to Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl LX halftime performance. “Oh, what a crock-load of mierda—¿qué?—¿qué está pasando? ” said local 43-year-old Randy Hance, who in a scene that was currently unfolding in millions of households across the nation jumped out of his seat and clutched at his throat as he realized he was no longer able to speak any language but Spanish.“¡Estoy hablando español! ¿Pero no hablo español? No entiendo nada. ¡No puedo parar! Inglés, inglés, inglés, ¡quiero hablar inglés! ¡Es culpa tuya, conejito malo!” At press time, sources confirmed Hance was frantically attempting to smash his television set as his Super Bowl party guests cowered behind the sofa shrieking, ¡Dios nos ha abandonado!

The post Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans) appeared first on The Onion.

09 Feb 02:36

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Ardent

by Zach Weinersmith


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
He's lucky it wasn't Talk While Burping day.


Today's News:
09 Feb 02:36

Part 3.32

Part 3.32
09 Feb 02:33

Groundhog Day

by Alvaro Montoro

Illustration of a groundhog in kawaii style with the text 'If Phils sees his shadow... six more Tailwind classes!'

09 Feb 02:32

Biblically Accurate CSS

by Alvaro Montoro

The new CSS logo (a purple square with rounded corners and the letters CSS at the bottom right) with 6 wings and 11 eyes.

09 Feb 02:32

Comics in CSS

by Alvaro Montoro

cartoon with 4 panels in a 2x2 grid showing two people talking. One says 'I am coding a new comic with CSS' The other one replies surprised 'Why with CSS? Won't it look terrible?' and the first one comes back with 'It probably will. But, who cares? Have you seen what's out there now?' Then both smile big while looking outside towards the reader.

09 Feb 02:29

The CIA Erased The World Factbook With No Warning… And Told Everyone To ‘Stay Curious’

by Mike Masnick

For over half a century, the CIA’s World Factbook has been one of the most quietly useful things the federal government has ever produced. A comprehensive, regularly updated, freely available reference on every country in the world—population stats, government structures, economic data, geography, the works. It was the kind of thing that made you think, “Okay, at least some tax dollars are going toward something genuinely helpful.”

And then, this week, the CIA just… deleted it. No warning. No explanation. Every single page now redirects to a brief announcement that the Factbook has “sunset.” That’s it. That’s all you get.

Simon Willison, who first spotted the disappearance, didn’t mince words about what happened:

In a bizarre act of cultural vandalism they’ve not just removed the entire site (including the archives of previous versions) but they’ve also set every single page to be a 302 redirect to their closure announcement.

The Factbook has been released into the public domain since the start. There’s no reason not to continue to serve archived versions – a banner at the top of the page saying it’s no longer maintained would be much better than removing all of that valuable content entirely..

That’s exactly right. If the CIA decided they no longer wanted to maintain the Factbook—fine. You could make an argument for that. But the decision to not just stop updating it, but to actively destroy access to it without any advance notice is something else entirely. You couldn’t even grab a final copy before it vanished.

The CIA’s official statement on the closure is a masterclass in saying nothing:

One of CIA’s oldest and most recognizable intelligence publications, The World Factbook, has sunset. The World Factbook served the Intelligence Community and the general public as a longstanding, one-stop basic reference about countries and communities around the globe.

Okay and… why did you suddenly shut it down? They don’t say.

That’s followed by a brief history of the publication—it started classified in 1962, went unclassified in 1971, hit the web in 1997—and then this parting thought:

Though the World Factbook is gone, in the spirit of its global reach and legacy, we hope you will stay curious about the world and find ways to explore it… in person or virtually.

Gee, thanks. Super helpful. “We deleted the thing you relied on. Go touch grass or something.”

The New York Times reported that the shutdown happened while students at Boston University were literally in the middle of an open-Factbook exam:

The sudden closure of the Factbook’s website, with all of its entries no longer available to the public, left Jay Zagorsky’s business students at Boston University in the lurch midway through an exam due at midnight the next day.

His exams are regularly open-Factbook, and two questions relied on its famously tidy tables of economic certainty. In an instant, a trusted companion of lectures and late-night problem sets was gone.

“That was a great joy this afternoon,” Mr. Zagorsky said in an interview on Wednesday evening, recalling the moment faculty colleagues had begun talking to one another in disbelief. “Oh my god. What do we do? The Factbook just went offline? How do we let them finish the answers on the exams?”

Professors scrambling to figure out how to let students finish exams because a government agency couldn’t be bothered to give notice before nuking a 54-year-old publication. That’ll teach you to rely on anything from this government, I guess.

The Factbook wasn’t just a nice-to-have reference for academics. Lawyers have noted that it was regularly used in asylum cases as a trusted, objective source for country conditions (maybe that’s why they killed it?). When you’re trying to establish that a country is dangerous enough to warrant asylum, citing the CIA’s own publicly available data tends to carry some weight. That resource is now just… gone. With no replacement.

To try to salvage what he could of the Factbook, Willison took matters into his own hands. He found that until 2020, the CIA published annual zip file archives of the entire site to the Internet Archive. He downloaded the 2020 version and threw it up on GitHub with Pages enabled, so at least something remains accessible. It’s now six years out of date, but it’s better than the nothing the CIA has left us with.

And that’s what makes this so frustrating. The Factbook was public domain. It was created with taxpayer money. There was absolutely no legal or technical reason the CIA couldn’t have left the existing site up with a banner saying “no longer maintained” or given users time to archive their own copies. Instead, they chose to 302 redirect every single page to their farewell note, as if the goal was specifically to make sure no one could access anything.

There’s already a FOIA request in the works to try to obtain both the current data and the explanation for why this happened. But the fact that we need a FOIA request to find out why a public domain government reference tool was suddenly erased should tell you everything you need to know about where we are.

I have FOIAd the CIA World Factbook and the reasons for its removal

Kevin H Bell (@kevinok.bsky.social) 2026-02-05T04:34:14.460Z

The Times did find one former intelligence official who wasn’t sad to see it go:

“C.I.A. is not the Library of Congress,” Ms. Sanner said with a laugh. “The intelligence community shouldn’t be your librarian.”

Sure. But when you’ve been the librarian for 54 years and people have built workflows around your library, you don’t get to just burn it down overnight and tell everyone to “stay curious.”

This has all the hallmarks of the current administration’s broader war on publicly available information. Data.gov scrubbed of climate information. USAID websites vanishing completely (along with the agency). Government research going dark. The World Factbook is just the latest casualty in what appears to be a systematic effort to make the federal government’s own information harder to access.

The CIA hasn’t said why they did this. It hasn’t said who made the decision. It didn’t even release the data in some other format. It just went dark and told everyone just to “stay curious about the world.”

Some of us are curious why our own government keeps removing public access to information.

09 Feb 02:26

The Wyden Siren: Senator’s Cryptic CIA Letter Follows A Pattern That’s Never Been Wrong

by Mike Masnick

If you’ve been paying attention to surveillance and civil liberties issues over the past fifteen years, you’ve likely learned to recognize a particular pattern. Senator Ron Wyden will occasionally send a public letter that essentially says “hey, I can’t tell you what’s happening because it’s classified, but something really bad is going on and you should all be paying attention.”

A decade ago some dubbed this the Wyden Siren. And when the Wyden Siren goes off, history tells us we should listen. Because every single time he’s done this, he’s eventually been proven right.

On Tuesday, Wyden sent a remarkably short letter to CIA Director John Ratcliffe. The entire substantive content is this:

I write to alert you to a classified letter I sent you earlier today in which I express deep concerns about CIA activities.

That’s it. That’s the whole thing. “Deep concerns about CIA activities.” He can’t say what. He can’t say why. But he’s making damn sure there’s a public record that he raised the alarm.

And if he’s done that, it means something very, very, very bad is happening.

If you’re not familiar with the Wyden Siren, let me walk you through the pattern, because it’s been remarkably consistent.

Back in 2011, Wyden and Senator Mark Udall tried to warn the public that the federal government had secretly reinterpreted the PATRIOT Act to mean something entirely different from what the text actually said. They couldn’t reveal the details because they were classified, but Wyden made the situation clear:

We’re getting to a gap between what the public thinks the law says and what the American government secretly thinks the law says.

For a couple years, civil liberties advocates were left guessing what that secret interpretation might be. Then Ed Snowden came along and revealed the NSA’s bulk metadata collection program—the exact thing Wyden had been warning about. Apparently, one of the things that reportedly pushed Snowden to leak was watching then Director of National Intelligence, James Clapper, lie to Wyden’s face in a hearing about whether the NSA was collecting data on millions of Americans. Wyden knew the answer. Clapper lied anyway. Snowden had the proof.

In 2015, Wyden was at it again, this time warning about a secret Justice Department legal opinion related to cybersecurity legislation:

I remain very concerned that a secret Justice Department opinion that is of clear relevance to this debate continues to be withheld from the public. This opinion, which interprets common commercial service agreements, is inconsistent with the public’s understanding of the law, and I believe it will be difficult for Congress to have a fully informed debate on cybersecurity legislation if it does not understand how these agreements have been interpreted by the Executive Branch.

In 2017, we wrote about the Wyden Siren going off again when Dan Coats, then Director of National Intelligence, gave an answer about Section 702 surveillance that Wyden pointed out was to a different question than the one he’d actually asked:

That was not my question. Please provide a public response to my question, as asked at the June 7, 2017, hearing.

The pattern repeats. Wyden asks a specific question about surveillance. The intelligence community answers a slightly different question in a way that technically isn’t lying but is designed to mislead. Wyden calls them out. Eventually, the truth comes out, and it’s always worse than people assumed.

It’s not just surveillance, either. Wyden has used this same approach to expose ICE illegally collecting millions of Americans’ financial records through bulk administrative subpoenas—a program that was hastily shut down the moment Wyden’s office started asking questions about it. He’s caught the government gathering push notification data from Apple and Google while forbidding those companies from telling anyone about it. He’s questioned domain seizures, the FBI’s power to look at your browsing history without a warrant, and countless other government activities that were happening in secret.

The track record here is essentially perfect. When Wyden sends a cryptic letter or asks a pointed question suggesting something concerning is happening behind the classification curtain, something concerning is absolutely happening behind the classification curtain.

So what’s happening at the CIA that has Wyden sending a two-sentence letter that amounts to “I legally cannot tell you what’s wrong, but something is very wrong”?

We don’t know yet. That’s the whole point of classification—it keeps the public in the dark about what their government is doing in their name. But Wyden’s letter is the equivalent of a fire alarm. He’s seen something. He can’t say what. But he wants there to be a record that he raised the concern.

Given the current administration’s approach to, well, everything, the possibilities are unfortunately vast. Is it about domestic surveillance? Something about current ODNI Tulsi Gabbard? International operations gone sideways? Some new interpretation of the CIA’s authorities that would make Americans’ hair stand on end if they knew about it? We’re left guessing, just like we were guessing about the PATRIOT Act’s secret interpretation back in 2011.

But here’s what we do know: Ron Wyden has been doing this for at least fifteen years. And every single time, he’s been vindicated. The secret programs were real. The abuses were real. The gap between what the public thought was happening and what was actually happening was real.

The Wyden Siren is blaring. Pay attention.