foucault-the-haters:

This user dropping a truth bomb.

genderbitch:

what the fuck did i just read

tastefullyoffensive:

Fitness Quotes Over Pictures of People Drinking [thechive]

Previously: Classic Movie Quotes Updated For The Digital Age

maggotmaster:

misandry-cats-communism:

how do you even explain postmodernism when someone asks you to give a definition without shrugging and saying “idk” for 5 minutes before making vague excuses and fucking off

monetizeyourcat:

What’s the difference between Modernism and Postmodernism? Heh. Well, imagine an iron man, powerful and muscular and naked, all angles. His face is cold and indifferent and awful, like a gothic cathedral, and there’s a dull flame in his unmoving glass eyes. You open your heavy eyelids and this iron man’s dreadful gaze is the first thing that you see, and you’re paralyzed in terror by his pure contempt. You are lashed to the Eternal Wheel, lashed tight beyond escape, and his unrusted hands are twisting a marionette’s control bar which governs its queasying, fluid motions. His fingers click and shuttle and creak with power and languor. Your soul feels like it’s being ripped from your body every time a deliberate movement of his impossibly strong wrists changes the course and speed of the Wheel. His will is sovereign and absolute and your tattered and weeping spirit hangs in the balance, suspended between infinite joy and infinite agony in an instant of infinite anxiety. In Postmodernism, he might be wearing an “I’m with Stupid” shirt. I hope that helps

Fun fact: Share Berber is actually a reformed Wario.

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Happy Halloween/Samhain from everyone at Scarfolk Council.

There was always conflict between science and religion in Scarfolk, particularly regards topics such as birth, death and secular resurrection. However, writers like Dr. Santa Blacklord tried to bridge the gap with their books and Open University courses, which included 'Pagan Paediatrics.'

Excerpts from the birth chapter of the revised edition:

The normal process of birth starts with a series of involuntary contractions of the uterus walls. This is the first sign that the dark spirit has made his presence known. Eventually, the amniotic sac bursts and amniotic fluid escapes. This fluid should be preserved as it is known to a) help pigs and owls develop psychic abilities, b) hurt one's enemies when mixed with unstable explosives and c) cure female pattern chest baldness.
When the cervix is fully dilated, further uterus contractions push the lazy baby out through the left vagina or nostril, and the baby is born with umbilical cord attached. If, when plucked, the umbilical cord is tuned to D-sharp it is considered a lucky birth. If it's tuned to G the child will most likely grow up to work in retail. If tuned to B-flat most parents are recommended to try for another child.

Excerpts from the chapter on death:

Death is a state that immediately follows life. Only very rarely does it not occur in that order.  During death the body's organs, like employees without an immediate supervisor, become confused and wander around the body looking for someone in charge. They meet in the buttocks where they hold a seance. They contact the dark spirit who was present at birth but learn that he has been made redundant due to cutbacks. Panicking, the organs argue amongst themselves briefly before turning out the lights and leaving, never to be heard of again. Some religions believe that when a deceased person is buried they are reincarnated as soil.

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[Reposted from lordminx via pannan]

“VIOLENT AND STILL”

Frozen roses #5

Ellen van Engelen.

Slightly psychedelic illustrations by Belgian illustrator Ellen van Engelen:

Ellen van Engelen: Tumblr

(Photographed by Milton Greene)

Maxine Doyle falls off an Ingo scooter bike, 1936 (via)

3dboyfriends:

im so happy

maggotmaster:

kyrianarchist:

maggotmaster:

Marxist-Leninist USA or Juggalo USA, like they’re both awful, but the choice isn’t difficult

please dont troll me

Unwanted babies for sale in France, ca. 1940's. Probably from unwed mothers, pverty-stricken families, or prostitutes.

Untitled (2008), dimensional lumber (2×4′s), 82″ x 18″ x 12″

Untitled (2008), dimensional lumber (2×4′s), 82″ x 18″ x 12″

Copper Gate (2011), wood, 32″ x 19″ x 12″

Copper Gate (2011), wood, 32″ x 19″ x 12″

Untitled (Knight)

Untitled (Knight)

“Globe” 2010, Pine 2×4′s, Figure is life-size.

“Globe” 2010, Pine 2×4′s, Figure is life-size.

Based in Richmond, Virginia artist Morgan Herrin transforms the most humble material—laminated construction grade 2x4s—into spectacularly detailed figurative sculptures. His choice of imagery is surreal: a noble 15th century knight melts into a network of dripping stalagmites or a classical marble bust that is overgrown with parasitic sea creatures. The resulting works are a fascinating juxtaposition of material and subject matter that require up to a year of labor to produce. Of the untitled knight piece Herrin says:

Untitled (Knight) is the product of the combination of two subjects: 15th century plate armor, and geological cave structure. Studied separately, these two subjects are completely unrelated. The manmade geometric precision of plate armor is formally opposite of the flowing, organic stalactites and stalagmites. Seen together, these two parts present a striking contrast in form and create a theme of time and the effects of nature. The pose of the figure and the general composition are references to the classical sculpture “The Dying Gaul” of ancient Roman antiquity. Rendered entirely in laminated construction-grade 2 by 4s, the material itself irreverently contradicts this classical allusion, and at the same time draws attention to our own culture’s reliance on the fast, cheap, and impermanent.

You can learn more about Herrin’s work at ADA Gallery, and Mulherin + Pollard. All images courtesy ADA Gallery. (via My Modern Met)

While at first these tiny paper objects by artist and designer Mandy Smith seem like playful miniature figures from a dollhouse, one shudders to imagine their application when you realize they’re made of carefully sculpted from sandpaper. From the scratchy bikini to the chaffing slide and the unspeakable horror of the toilet paper roll, each is more uncomfortable than the last. Yet it’s hard to deny Smith’s amazing talent in bending such an unforgiving material to her will. Photos by Bruno Drummond. (via It’s Nice That)

Here are some photographs picturing Soviet young people and their lifestyle taken by LIFE photographer Bill Eppridge during his visit to the Soviet Union in 1967.






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>>Requiem for a Dream by Pauline Darley

my-esl-student:

Don’t cry any more.  It’s okay, it’s okay.  If you’ll keep crying, everything would  burn out because your tears are flammable.  Take a look around, it’s like a sea of flame as far as you can see.

theonion:

Editorial Cartoon | How Fur-Low Can You Go?

sp00kysexual:

mahlibombing:

Slaughterhouse Starlets

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