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27 Mar 23:59

The Simpsons LEGO Minifigs Are Groin-Grabbingly Transcendent

by RoboPanda
Amber

I'm gonna need the Ralph one, kthx.

Simpsons LEGO

LEGO


Pictures of the first officially licensed LEGO minifigs based on The Simpsons have arrived. All 16 minifigs will be blind bagged at $3.99 each, but you should be able to tell which one is in each bag based on those unique shapes and accessories. These will go perfect with the $200 Simpsons LEGO house (video here).

The set will release in time for a special LEGO episode of The Simpsons airing this May 4th. Check out the 16 LEGO minifigs below, unless you’re an old man who yells at clouds and doesn’t understand these newfangled legomajigs.

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Simpsons LEGO, I choo-choo-choose you.

Via Kotaku

27 Mar 18:54

Adult purchase of the day: this keyring!

Amber

How cute is this?! Just bought one for our spare mailbox key that currently lives in a kitchen drawer.

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absolutely love this keyring because it anthropomorphizes the need to have a place where my keys always are. Mine’s name is Marie Antoinette Lady Bird Sparrow and as soon as I get home she goes in her lovely home where she is safe and sound and easily find-able. (Available here for $5 USD)

26 Mar 16:07

Bill would increase federal pay by 3.3 percent next year

by Josh Hicks
A group of House Democrats plans to introduce a bill on Wednesday that would boost federal-worker pay by 3.3 percent next year. Rep. Gerry Connolly (D-Va.), who crafted the legislation, said the proposal is overdue after a federal-employee salary freeze that lasted more than three years and the sequester-related furloughs that cut into the wages […]






25 Mar 12:19

Murray From ‘Flight Of The Conchords’ Just Got His Own Netflix Series

by Danger Guerrero
Amber

YES!

Netflix just picked up an eight episode comedy series called Short Poppies, which is notable because Short Poppies was created by New Zealand actor Rhys Darby, and New Zealand actor Rhys Darby played Murray on Flight of the Conchords. More. I must know more. Now. Hurry.

Darby, best known for his portrayal of Murray Hewitt in cult hit Flight of the Conchords, created the series that follows a journalist as he meets the not-so-ordinary characters in a small New Zealand town. All of the townsfolk are also played by Darby. [...]

Short Poppies is billed as an “hilarious, quirky mockumentary” and marks Darby’s first foray into writing and starring in his own vehicle. [THR]

A hilarious, quirky mockumentary starring Murray from Flight of the Conchords as a journalist AND every citizen in a small New Zealand town? Yes, this series definitely has my attention. At least, as much of my attention as I’m willing to divert from the Best of Murray Hewitt supercut at the top of the page. So, like 40% of my attention grand total, max. Which is still a lot given the circumstances, because, I mean…

Murray: When you’re in a band, you don’t get with your bandmate’s girlfriend – past or present.

Jemaine: Yes, well thanks for that.

Murray: You get a love triangle… You know? Fleetwood Mac situation. Well there there was four of them, so more of a love square. But you know, no one gets on.

Jemaine: Okay, I see.

Murray: Mind you, they did make some of their best music back then.

Bret: Rumours.

Murray: No, that’s all true.

The series premieres April 3. Everyone be there. We’ll start with roll call.

24 Mar 21:15

Dawn's dark side

Amber

@Charity

I can’t help but wonder if those around me suspected I would grow up to be a serial killer.

I should note this is the only poem that appears in Dawn’s Poem Book. I guess when you start off this strong there’s really no need to continue.

22 Mar 15:05

Louis C.K. Mocks Bradley Cooper Without Realizing He’s Done So

by Josh Kurp
Amber

hahahaha

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I could watch the manic scene from American Hustle where Bradley Cooper humps then impersonates Louis C.K. for hours, and never get tired of it. The clip becomes next-level great, though, when it’s edited into a video where 2009 C.K. makes fun of 1999 Cooper without realizing he’s done so. Five years ago, C.K. dropped by The Stephen Merchant Show to discuss, among other things, the kind of wannabe-actors who ask Sean Penn about how to become famous, “or whatever,” on Inside the Actors Studio.

Cut to 1999, when Cooper asked Penn about his approach. It’s not EXACTLY what C.K. is making fun of, but it’s a good enough excuse to watch Cooper’s impression for the 47th time.

Via Reddit

22 Mar 15:05

Kevin Bacon Danced Up A Magical ‘Footloose’ Entrance For Jimmy Fallon Last Night

by Kris Maske

I am forever indebted to Kevin Bacon because without Footloose I would be entirely unaware of the three white guy dance moves I can pull off at weddings without looking like a complete and total spaz (only half a spaz), so even though I prefer my movies sans dancing and musical numbers Jimmy Fallon successfully targeted yet another direct hit to my nostalgia center last night with Kevin Bacon doing a full-on Footloose dance number entrance complete with emo-y wall-leaning and bottle-slinging.

Of course K-Bakes still has it and I choose to believe a dance double was no way involved at any point in the filming of this number. I haven’t been this proud of the man since he hung dong in Wild Things.

That sound you hear at the end is John Lithgow’s brain exploding because DANCING SHOULD BE OUTLAWED.

22 Mar 11:08

Don't help your kids with their homework

by Jason Kottke
Amber

interesting!

Don't do your kid's homework. Try not to even help them that much. It's better for their development. And it's better for you not to have to relive your school years. That seems like sensible advice. Until all the other parents in the school start helping their kids on their homework. That's when you'll be tempted. But still, really, don't.

What they found surprised them. Most measurable forms of parental involvement seem to yield few academic dividends for kids, or even to backfire-regardless of a parent's race, class, or level of education.

Do you review your daughter's homework every night? Robinson and Harris's data, published in The Broken Compass: Parental Involvement With Children's Education, show that this won't help her score higher on standardized tests. Once kids enter middle school, parental help with homework can actually bring test scores down, an effect Robinson says could be caused by the fact that many parents may have forgotten, or never truly understood, the material their children learn in school.

Tags: education   parenting
22 Mar 01:01

Patton Oswalt Will No Doubt Vastly Improve ‘Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.’

by Dan Seitz
patton shield

Marvel


Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. has, in the back half of the season, finally shown signs that it’s becoming the show we’ve wanted all along: Full of Marvel B-listers kicking ass. And now it’s Patton Oswalt’s turn to outshine the regular cast.

Interestingly, Oswalt will be playing former Howling Commando Eric Koenig who… well, let’s say Oswalt is something of a departure for the role, physically. But Oswalt was more interested in figuring out the central mystery of the show, according to Marvel:

“When they first told me the character’s name, I’ll admit the first thing I did is I went on Wikipedia and looked up the M.O.D.O.K. character to see if Koenig was maybe his name before he became M.O.D.O.K., but it wasn’t,” laughs Oswalt. “They keep on talking about the Clairvoyant in the show and I’m like, ‘is that M.O.D.O.K.? Am I M.O.D.O.K.?”

Dammit, now we want to see Oswalt as MODOK. Although we suppose the show has enough acronyms.

Anyway, it’s not clear when we’ll actually see Nick Fury’s good buddy: The show runs episodes April 1st, 8th, and 15th, and we’ve still got a Hulkbuster to visit the set as well. But at least now we’ve got something to look forward to. Hey, maybe he can weigh in on Star Wars.

21 Mar 23:45

Just 1 Bottle: 15 Cocktails to Make With Gin and a Trip to the Grocery Store

by Maggie Hoffman
Amber

Yes, please.

From Drinks

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Just one bottle on the liquor shelf? Don't worry, you can still make these 15 cocktails. [Photo: Maggie Hoffman]

There are a number of ways to stock a bar: you can go out and buy one of everything (not really recommended), you can go out and buy what you need for your one or two favorite cocktails (better), or you can wait and hope that a well stocked bar magically appears in your living room (and actually end up just drinking whatever is left over from your housewarming party six months ago). If you've tended toward the last method, your bar might be looking a little bleak. But if you've got just one bottle, you can make drinks.

Today, we'll focus on the cocktails you can make with a bottle of gin. You don't need liqueurs, vermouth, or any other spirits. The rest of the ingredients can be gathered at your local grocery store or farmers' market—this list should be handy as warm-weather produce starts appearing again, but there's plenty to get you started even if you can still see snow out your window.

Some of these cocktails call for a specific type of gin—the cucumbery, floral Hendrick's, for example, or robustly juniper-flavored London Dry—and those gins will make delicious versions of these drinks. But the world won't end if you swap 'em for whatever you have on hand.

Let's get to drinking! We've left out the gin and tonic—you guys can figure out how to make that one, right?

Gin Rickey

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[Photo: Paul Clarke]

You might be a frequent G&T sipper, but it's easy to forget about that highball's cousin, the Gin Rickey. This refreshing drink which was invented to combat a brutal heatwave in Washington D.C. is made with gin, fresh lime juice, and chilled club soda instead of tonic.

Get the Gin Rickey recipe »

Southside

Tradition's Southside

[Photo: Wes Rowe]

This is one of my all-time favorite gin drinks, and it's only slightly more complicated than the rickey above. Here, gin is mixed with lime and lemon juice, and shaken with mint leaves for super-fresh flavor. It gets just a little club soda on top, so it's a bit more full-flavored, like a gin-spiked lemonade with a blast of mint.

Get the Southside recipe »

Pomelo and Basil Cocktail

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[Photo: Kelly Carámbula]

There's more than just lemon, lime, and grapefruit when it comes to citrus for cocktails. Gin is especially friendly to the whole range, as demonstrated in this simple drink made with gin and pomelo juice. (Not sure how to recognize pomelos? They look a bit like monster grapefruits, and have a super-thick pity rind and sweet-tart juice that's quite fragrant and a bit less bitter than grapefruit.) Basil adds a bit of extra flavor to the simple syrup that sweetens this drink.

Get the Pomelo and Basil Cocktail recipe »

The Hot and Cold

[Photo: Autumn Giles]

This rosy-colored hot toddy gets its hue from an easy syrup made by cooking cranberries with sugar and water. Fresh mint adds aroma and lemon brings it all together. If you've never tried a gin hot toddy, we highly recommend you get on it before the weather gets too balmy.

Get the Hot and Cold recipe »

Bee's Knees

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[Photo: Maggie Hoffman]

Just because there's honey in this one doesn't mean it's sweet: tart lemon and pungent gin make for a serious cocktail, despite the cute name. This easy drink dates back to the Prohibition days, but you can make a great version if you don't use gin made in your bathtub.

Get the Bee's Knees recipe »

Gin-Gin Mule

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[Photo: Paul Clarke]

This simple fizzy drink invented by Pegu Club owner Audrey Saunders gets its spicy kick from ginger beer—we like Blenheim, Reed's Premium, and Fentimans, though you can pick up whatever your local store has and adjust the recipe a bit depending on the soda's sweetness. Beyond that, you should pick up a lime and some fresh mint and make sure you have sugar on hand.

Get the Gin-Gin Mule recipe »

Cucumber Gimlet

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[Photo: Christine Tsai]

Cucumbers and gin are lovely together; the cool vegetable extending the delicate herbal side of the spirit. Here, they're mixed with lime and piney rosemary to complete a drink that's reminiscent of the spa, but spiked.

Get the Cucumber Gimlet recipe »

Salty Dawg

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[Photo: Maggie Hoffman]

If you like your drinks on the tart side, you might want to trade in your mimosa for a grapefruit-based brunch drink like this variation on a Salty Dog. We make it with gin and a bit of tart lime for extra brightness. A pinch of Maldon salt gives pops of flavor throughout the drink.

Get the Salty Dawg recipe »

Buttermilk Maple Gin Flip

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[Photo: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

Anyone who bakes is likely to end up with leftover buttermilk in the fridge. And you can use it to keep baking, but when the day is done, it's handy to know that you can also put that carton of buttermilk to work in a frothy cocktail made with gin and sweetened with rich, dark maple syrup.

Get the Buttermilk Maple Gin Flip recipe »

Passionfruit Mint Cocktail

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[Photo: Kelly Carámbula]

If you find yourself drawn to exotic fruit, but you're not really sure what to do with it once you've brought home a bag full, you're not alone. Here's an easy use for passionfruit that brings out its musky-tart flavor. A little honey sweetens things up.

Get the Passionfruit Mint Cocktail recipe »

Sour Cherry Gin Cocktail

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[Photo: Kelly Carámbula]

Sour cherry season is sadly short, so you'll want to pack in all the cherries you can handle: in pies, in tarts, in jam, sorbet, and cake. But put this easy cocktail on your list, too: it's a wonderful sweet-tart mix of piquant cherries and lemon, rounded out with the botanicals from the gin.

Get the Sour Cherry Gin Cocktail recipe »

Kiwi Cooler

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[Photo: Maggie Hoffman]

Herbs come in handy when you're mixing single-bottle drinks—when you can't call on absinthe or Green Chartreuse, the anisey flavor of tarragon is a lovely fresh substitute. Here it works well to bring out the botanical side gin and the sweet flavor of a muddled kiwi.

Get the Kiwi Cooler recipe »

The Hot Pink

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If you're feeling bored with your go-to gin drinks, consider venturing over to the savory side. This cocktail requires a little prep, but still just one bottle of booze. It's made with vinegar, just like the shrubs of the colonial era. Celery, beets, and horseradish flavor a tangy, earthy syrup that's wonderful with herbal gin and a splash of seltzer.

Get the Hot Pink recipe »

Rhubarb Sparkler

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[Photo: Kelly Carámbula]

It's a little tricky to get raw rhubarb's flavor into a cocktail, but you can capture the season by cooking up a quick rhubarb syrup. It's great in seltzer or even mixed with beer, but if you want to make a gin drink, follow these guidelines for a cocktail that perfectly balances tart, sweet, and boozy.

Get the Rhubarb Sparkler recipe »

Got a bottle of bubbly? Great! Then you can also make this:

French 75

French 75

[Photo: Maggie Hoffman]

Ok, ok, this one takes two bottles, but if have some Cava sitting around, this is a classic cocktail you should definitely try. It's herbal, tart, fresh, and festive, easy to make and delicious to drink. As long as you have bubbly, gin, a lemon, and sugar, you're good to go.

Get the French 75 recipe »

About the Author: Maggie Hoffman is a Senior Editor at Serious Eats, based in San Francisco. She founded Serious Eats: Drinks in 2011. You can follow her on Twitter @maggiejane.

Gin samples provided for recipe testing.

21 Mar 23:05

Drunkenly stumbling baby trashes bar

by Jason Kottke
Amber

so many lols

No matter who you are, this is pretty funny. But if you have kids, it's very nearly transcendent.

(via @ginatrapani)

Tags: parenting   video
21 Mar 17:11

When a family member asks me what I do

Amber

I think I'm getting better at explaining this, but still....

18 Mar 18:39

Object Élevé, A Clever Multipurpose Staircase

by EDW Lynch
Amber

hahaha I would fall down those stairs every.single.time.

Object Eleve Staircase

Object Élevé is a clever, semi-suspended staircase that also serves as storage and work space. It uses a “samba stair” arrangement—alternating left and right steps—to take up less floorspace. Object Élevé was designed by Dutch design firm Studio Mieke Meijer and was commissioned by Just Haasnoot.

Object Eleve Staircase

photos via Studio Mieke Meijer

via Dezeen, My Modern Metropolis

18 Mar 14:19

moarrrmagazine: rat portraits with teddy bears by Jessica...

Amber

Rats have seriously never been cuter!











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rat portraits with teddy bears by Jessica Florence

18 Mar 14:18

Meme Watch: Tech Support Gandalf Is The Only Installation Wizard You Need

by Ryan Perry

If you think the above image, featuring (pretend movie wizard and certified internet wizard) Ian McKellen tooling around on a MacBook in full Gandalf garb, is ripe for the usual internet treatment, you are correct. It was posted to Reddit on Sunday (title: “Gandalf checks his emails (behind the scenes in the set of the Hobbit)”) and has already racked up an impressive variety of captions, memes, Photoshops, and the rest.

The meme doesn’t have an official name, but “Tech Support Gandalf” is by far the best of the titles being thrown around. So here are the best “Tech Support Gandalf” images, captions, Photoshops, and more.


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17 Mar 21:12

Tyrion Lannister Gets The ‘Wolf Of Wall Street’ Trailer Parody Treatment And It Is Delightful

by Kris Maske
Amber

this is surprisingly good.

The Wolf of Wall Street has been out for months and yet I’ve somehow shared two parodies in the past two days. But when it rains YouTube mashup excellence it pours, I suppose. Today’s Game of Thrones-inspired take on the trailer for Scorcese’s “Scarface for Douchebags” lacks what running for student body president has in production value, but more than makes up for it with all things Tyrion Lannister.

So yeah, this is pretty much just The Dink’s greatest hits set to hip hop and slick editing. I.e. it is fantastic and you should watch it immediately.

15 Mar 12:19

Pimm’s Cup Cocktail

by joythebaker
Amber

Love Pimm's Cups!

Pimm's Cup Cocktail

Spring is teasing us.

It feels like the sun is juuuust about ready to creep out and stay.  Well… it feels that way up until the time the rain pours down.

Despite Spring’s indecision, I happen to think it’s time for a Spring cocktail!

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I ventured out into the French Quarter on a particularly sunny afternoon just after a rainstorm.  It’s just a short walk from my front door to the Napoleon House, a building build 200 years ago.  It’s first tenant, Nicholas Girod, was the mayor of New Orleans in the early 1800′s.  In 1821, Girod offered his beautiful home up to Napoleon who was living in exile.  Nice, right?  Napoleon couldn’t make it… he died first.

Even though Napoleon never stepped foot in this house, the name stuck and now the Napoleon House is a restaurant and bar filled with history and old smarmy (I mean that in a good way) waiters.

Pimm's Cup Cocktail

The Napoleon House is known for their Pimm’s Cup Cocktails.  Because I’m a girl who likes extra cucumber slices and a good dose of ginger ale, there’s no reason I can’t recreate these at home!  And so it is.

Pimm's Cup Cocktail

One essential ingredients in a Pimm’s Cup Cocktail:  Pimm’s No.1 .

Pimm’s is a gin-based alcohol.  It’s a secret blend of herbs and liqueurs and as far as hard alcohols go… it’s on the light side.  Pimm’s tastes like… well, it tastes like sweetened bitters with herbs and Spring.  It is best simple mixed with lemonade or ginger ale.  Cucumbers and lemons are lovely too so let’s get to it already!

Pimm's Cup Cocktail

Fill glasses with ice.

Pimm's Cup Cocktail

Pour a few ounces of Pimm’s No. 1 over the ice.

Shove in a few lemon and cucumber slices.  Smash them in there a bit.

Pimm's Cup Cocktail

Top the Pimm’s No.1 with ginger ale.  Add lemonade if you’d like.  Add a few dashes of bitters if you like things on the more hery side of life.  Add lemon-lime soda if ginger isn’t your thing.  It’s hard to go wrong.

Enjoy your weekend sips!

Pimm’s Cup

makes 2 cocktails

Print this Recipe!

ice

8 thin slices English cucumber

4 thin slices lemon

4 ounces Pimm’s No. 1

8 ounces ginger ale

Fill two tall glasses with ice.  Add a few cucumber slices and lemon slices to each glass.  Pour 2 ounces of Pimm’s No. 1 into each glass.  Top each glass with ginger ale and garnish with any remaining cucumber and lemon.  Serve and enjoy!

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14 Mar 10:54

‘Louie’ Is FINALLY Returning To FX On May 5 And He Has A Gift For You

by Ashley Burns
Amber

Yay!

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We knew that FX’s critically-acclaimed comedy, Louie, was coming back for its fourth season at some point in May, but we didn’t know which date the first episode would actually air. When you’re as loyally psychotic as we are to a show like Louie, every little detail counts, especially when we haven’t seen a new episode in 19-FREAKING-MONTHS. Today, though, FX threw us all a bone and let us know that the first episode of Season 4 will air on May 5, and not only are we getting back-to-back episodes on that night, but we’re also getting back-to-back episodes every Monday night at 10 and 10:30 PM ET for the following six weeks.

So what else is Louis CK giving us to make up for his incredibly mean absence from FX and our lives for more than a year? An extra episode. FX originally ordered a 13-episode season, but Louis CK went ahead and evened it out with an extra episode, possibly to show his appreciation for the fans.

“Louis said he needed extra time between seasons three and four of his show because – even though Louie was the most critically acclaimed television comedy series in America – he needed to make it even better,” said John Landgraf, CEO, FX Networks and FX Productions. “Based on the first three episodes we’ve seen, remarkably, he accomplished his goal.” (Via Entertainment Weekly)

Even better than it already was? I don’t want to doubt someone who is as funny and lovable as Louis CK or anything, but that’s like someone saying that he made tacos even better than they are, when they’re already perfect. But hurry up with those tacos, damn it, because we are starving.

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14 Mar 02:21

Today’s Top Story: ‘Girl Meets World’ Is Bringing Back Minkus!

by Danger Guerrero
Amber

CHARITY

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All I’ve ever asked for out of Girl Meets World — Disney’s new modern-day Boy Meets World update that focuses on Cory and Topanga’s daughter — is that they do what is right and bring back the most beloved character in the history of the show Disney television as we know it. And guess what…

Lee Norris is set to reprise his fan-favorite role as Minkus on the Disney Channel’s highly anticipated comedy series from Boy Meets World creator Michael Jacobs, E! News has exclusively learned. [E!]

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“I’ve had a great time being back on set with some of my old friends,” Norris said in a statement exclusively to E! News. “It still amazes me how many people love and remember Minkus, and I’m excited for the fans to catch up with him after all these years.”

God, I love dumb entertainment journalism. Two (2) uses of the word “exclusively” in one (1) story about the dude who played Minkus on Boy Meets World reprising his role 20 years later. That’s actually kind of impressive. Maybe they’ll bust out the Drudge sirens when Sasha Mitchell returns as newly-minted CIA agent Cody Lambert in a Step by Step remake titled Step by Step: Shadow Recruit that I just made up 10 seconds ago and now want with all of my heart.

B-b-but wait. That’s not all.

And Minkus isn’t the only familiar face fans will be seeing on the spinoff as William Daniels is set to reprise his iconic role as Mr. Feeny in the pilot episode.

MINKUS = BACK. FEENY = BACK. This leaves only two questions remaining:

1) What will my favorite website in the whole world, the Boy Meets World Illuminati Tumblr, have to say about these developments? I literally can’t even wait to find out.

2) What kind of sorcery will it take to get Adam Scott back as a 38-year-old Griff Hawkins?

13 Mar 23:50

Fargo TV series

by Jason Kottke
Amber

Will have to check this out!

I had forgotten the Coens were turning Fargo into a FX TV series. But time has ground onward steadily and lo, the series is set to premiere in April. Here are a whole set of teaser trailers:

Billy Bob Thornton, Martin Freeman, Colin Hanks, Bob Odenkirk, Oliver Platt? Could be good. (via devour)

Tags: Coen brothers   Fargo   trailers   TV   video
13 Mar 23:12

Baby Naming Issue: How to Explain that Jack is a Nickname for John?

by Swistle
Amber

Wait, is this common knowledge? I had no idea Jack was a nickname for John. FURTHERMORE, why is Dick a nickname for Richard? Makes no sense.

W. writes:

My husband and I had our first child, a boy, at the end of the year and we named him John in honor of my grandfather. Also in honor of my grandfather we’re calling him Jack. There are just too many Johns on both sides of the family right now!

Whenever we introduce him to strangers, we just call him Jack, but to close acquaintances (co-workers that we see outside of work, friends and family) we say his name in John, but we call him Jack. This usually gets looks like we’ve grown a second head and didn’t realize it!

I know Jack is a traditional nickname for John, my husband and our families know this, but apparently other people in my generation (we’re both 30) don’t know this! Now all I can think of is when he goes to school having to explain ad nauseum to his teachers that yes, Jack really is a nickname for John and that’s what he goes by. Do you have any ideas on how to mitigate that explanation? I’ve tried looking it up online the reason why it became a nickname, but I think that just confuses things even more.

I love his full given name and I love how Jack flows with our last name (two syllables, and ends in a “ck”). Furthermore we’ve been calling him Jack since we found out we were having a boy, so ditching the nickname is not an option.

 

I know that not everyone is familiar with Daisy as a nickname for Margaret or with Polly as a nickname for Mary, but I thought Jack as a nickname for John was at least WIDELY known if not by every single person. Your letter is giving me pause. I think there are several possible explanations:

1. You happen, just by coincidence, to have a group of friends and co-workers who are all oblivious to this traditional nickname.

2. You’re interpreting the looks you’re getting as looks of not knowing Jack is a nickname for John, but your interpretation is incorrect.

3. I’m wrong about the general familiarity of the John/Jack connection.

 

If the situation is #1 (“coincidentally, your group doesn’t know”), then this will be a fast fix: you have already spread the word that his name is John and his nickname is Jack, so you’re done with your part unless someone openly remarks about it. If any of them think it’s truly weird, they will tell someone they know about it, and the person they tell will say, “Um…Jack is a traditional nickname for John,” and then they will feel kind of silly for a moment.

If the situation is #2 (“you’re misinterpreting the looks on faces”), then this will be a fast fix: There is no problem to fix. Maybe they are looking surprised because they don’t expect the name John (it’s common in older generations, but a fresh surprise on current babies), or because they wonder why you didn’t just go straight to Jack, or because they’re surprised you’d use the name John when there are so many men named John in your family, or because they were sure you were going to use a different name for some reason, or because John and/or Jack is their own choice for a future baby and now they don’t know what to do, or because they don’t know how they’re supposed to react when they hear a baby’s name (“What a great name!”). We don’t really know WHAT that face says, unless they combine it with some words. If you tell someone new and they give you that look, you can say, “Oh, hadn’t you heard of that nickname before?” if you like. That gives them the option of giving an alternate explanation for their face, though personally I don’t think I’d want to invite them to say it: they may need work on facial expressions, but they’re doing the right thing by keeping their opinions to themselves.

If the situation is #3 (“I’m wrong about how familiar people are with John/Jack”), then this will be a longer fix but still a fast one. The “longer” element is that it will occur again and again throughout his life—up to once per school year when he tells his teacher, and up to once per new acquaintance. The “fast” element is that you/he will say that the name is John and the nickname is Jack, and then you will wait for someone to make the funny look that shows they didn’t know this, and then life will continue as usual. Either someone will ask about it, in which case you’ll say in the gentle and kind voice we use when we’ve accidentally uncovered a knowledge gap in someone else and don’t want them to feel bad about it, “Oh! Er, Jack is the traditional nickname for John” (if you’re in the U.S., you can add “you know—like JFK”), or else they won’t ask about it and you have no work to do. At that point, they will either not care and never give it another thought, or they will look into it further and find that you are right. Either way: no work for you to do.

It’s hard to imagine anyone going on and on about it and needing to have it repeatedly explained to them, but such people DO exist (“I just can’t get over you using a BOY NAME for your daughter, hur hur hur!”). If such a person DOES enter your life and DOES persist in acting all confused again and again, you can bring in a name book or direct them to Wikipedia, and/or you can conclude that they’re one of those jerks who acts confused in an attempt to make you feel stupid/crazy/wrong. You can start responding with things like, “Yep, nicknames are strange, that’s for sure! Bob for Robert, Jim for James, Chuck for Charles. I’ve never understood how Meg got to be a nickname for Margaret, either” if you like, or you can start shrugging and saying, “Well, anyway, that’s his name” before changing the subject. But it doesn’t sound like this is happening to you right now.

An additional idea is to look up some celebrities named Jack, and see if any of them are named John. Jack Nicholson’s given name is John, for example, and so is Jack White’s. This can be incorporated into your “further chatty remarks” arsenal, along with things like, “Yep, nicknames are odd, aren’t they!” and “And did you know Polly was originally a nickname for Mary? Neat, huh?” and “That was my grandfather’s name/nickname, too.”

12 Mar 17:34

Are Shooters Sandwiches Really Worth a Damn?

by J. Kenji López-Alt
Amber

Don't care that he didn't like it, I think I have to make this sandwich anyway.

It's time for another round of The Food Lab. Got a suggestion for an upcoming topic? Email Kenji here, and he'll do his best to answer your queries in a future post. Become a fan of The Food Lab on Facebook or follow it on Twitter for play-by-plays on future kitchen tests and recipe experiments.

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[Photographs: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

If you don't know what a shooter's sandwich is by this point, then I can only assume that you are accessing the internet via a potato to read this article. Its invention, according to Tim Hayward in the Guardian, came about when a clever cook decided to make a portable version of a beef Wellington by hollowing out a loaf of crusty bread, slathering it with mustard and horseradish, stuffing it with cooked steaks, mushrooms, and onions, then sealing them inside, wrapping the whole shebang in paper, and weighting it down overnight. The result is a flattened, compact sandwich firm enough to be packed in a saddle bag and sliced into wedges that can be consumed neatly, without any danger of it falling apart, even when you're simultaneously tracking a pheasant in the sights of your shotgun.

The original sandwich is an involved, but conceptually simple affair—steak, mushrooms, condiments—but since Hayward declared it "the best sandwich ever" in 2010, it's gone on to lead a life of its own, totally dominating the world of "look what I made!"-style blogs and Reddit posts, with each iteration one-upping the previous one with an ever-increasing number of toppings. The end result is something like this, a monster of a sandwich packed with Italian sausage, a bacon weave (an internet meme in and of itself), turkey, generic deli salami, muenster, pepper jack, and Swiss cheese slices, shredded Kraft mozzarella and cheddar cheeses, mustard, mayonnaise, basil, and dried oregano, all inside a loaf of tomato basil bread.

Oof.

You can see the problem, right? More and more low-quality ingredients packed into one sandwich might be fun, but it's not the path to excellence, and these types of over-the-top creations (of which I am equally guilty) are rightfully getting called out in comments sections for what they are: stunts.

But here's an important question: Is the original, simple shooter's sandwich really all that good?

The very first time I saw it, I was as impressed as anyone. I had my moment of OMG I must make this immediately and did exactly that, following the same basic instructions that the original Guardian article did. Was it fun to do? Yes. Did it make me feel all manly like an Edwardian lord headed out on a hunt? Indeed. Did it taste as amazing as I expected? ...no. No, it did not.

The mushrooms were not quite as intensely flavored as I'd've liked, and they awkwardly squished out from between the steaks. I also wished that there was a little more beefiness infused into the bread, and the ingredients just didn't harmonize like they should. Since then, I've made the sandwich about a half dozen times, each time improving on the individual elements, trying to capture what it is that Hayward so eloquently described.

This version represents my final, no-holds-barred attempt, using the best possible ingredients and the craftiest techniques in my arsenal. If this version of the shooter doesn't do it for me, then it's time to re-examine the worthiness of the very concept.

Here's how I did it, step by step.

The Ingredients

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You can't make a good sandwich with low-quality ingredients, and with a three-ingredient sandwich, those selections are even more important. The bread is a homemade loaf of my No-Knead Bread, which includes a three-day cold fermentation stage to improve flavor. The steaks are Prime grade dry-aged boneless New York strips, and the mushrooms are a mix of maitake (my favorite), shiitake, and cremini.

The goal here is to optimize each ingredient before putting them all together. Only when each ingredient is in its finest form can we hope to pass decent judgment on the worthiness of the final product.

The Mushrooms

Mixed Mushrooms

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Most shooter's sandwich recipes rely on button mushrooms, but I'm going with a blend to bring more flavor to the party. Shiitake and maitake are relatively inexpensive and both bring their own brand of earthiness to the mix.

I cut them all by hand into thin slices.

Sauté Mushrooms

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Mushrooms go through distinct phases during the cooking process, and you need to let them pass through each phase to maximize their flavor. Initially, they'll sit around doing nothing but absorbing a bit of oil into their porous innards. As they heat, their cell structure will start to collapse, leaking out moisture and causing them to steam. As the moisture evaporates and the 'shrooms further collapse, eventually they'll also shed their absorbed fat and begin to brown.

Add Shallots

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Only after they've fully browned is it time to add aromatics. I use a combination of shallots, garlic, and fresh thyme leaves. The moisture from the aromatics should be enough to begin loosening the tasty browned bits on the bottom of the sauté pan.

Add Sherry or Brandy

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Once the aromatics soften, I add a shot of brandy or sherry to my mushrooms, which I let further reduce. This adds a touch of acidity and plenty of aromatic depth. A small splash of soy sauce further enhances the savory character of the mushrooms.

Add Cream and Deglaze

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Finally, a small glug of heavy cream reduced down in the pan binds everything together. The resultant mixture should be rich and glossy. If the mushrooms were chopped more finely, it'd be what the French call duxelles, a preparation commonly used for stuffings of various roasts, and a traditional layer in a classic beef Wellington.

In the case of the sandwich, I wanted to make sure my mushroom mixture stayed in place during pressing and eating, so larger slices were the way to go.

The Steak

Beef Wellington uses tenderloin, but a shooter's sandwich uses a manlier cut. Ribeye or strip, with plenty of marbling. These guys are Prime grade, dry-aged for 28 days.

Season Well

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I salt my steaks very heavily. In some cases, I'd salt them a night or two in advance and let them rest uncovered in the fridge so their surfaces can dry out, allowing them to sear more efficiently.

Slow-Cook

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But not today. Today I'm using the reverse-sear technique I developed back at Cook's Illustrated magazine (read more about it here). The idea is that you put raw steaks on a rack set in a baking sheet in a low oven, allowing them to slowly come up to close to their final temperature.

Temp Steaks and Rest

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Once they get there (about 120°F for medium-rare or 130°F for medium), I pull them out. At this point, they should have a dry, leathery surface and be very evenly cooked internally.

Start Searing

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I let the steaks rest just a minute or two, then place them into a ripping-hot cast iron pan with a combination of oil and butter.

Torch It!

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Because of their dry surfaces, they should sear in just a matter of moments, but a little blowtorch action can help to add some of that signature steakhouse charring. The torch is totally optional.

Check the Crust!

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Just check out that crust! This level of color was achieved in just under a minute of searing.

Get the Edges

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I make sure to sear off the edges as well to maximize flavor.

Final Sizzle

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After letting the steaks rest (and you do let them rest, right?), I finish them off by drizzling the smoking hot pan-drippings over them for one last blast of flavor and texture.

The Bread

I used a loaf of my No-Knead Bread, made with a three-day cold ferment, a process which intensifies its flavor and adds some pleasing sour notes.

Remove Upper Crust

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I cut the top of the loaf off, about an inch down...

Cut Around Crumb

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...then used the tip of the knife to cut a well down the sides into the crumb...

Lift Out Crumb

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...before scooping out the innards.

Ready to Stuff

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My wife got excited because she thought I was making bread bowls for soup. She's easily excitable that way.

The Assembly

Slather Mustard, Horseradish, and Beef Juices

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Remember those pan drippings we poured over the beef? The ones that intermingled with all the juices? Well I start my sandwich by painting some of those drippings into my bread with a pastry brush (that should give it more of that beefiness I was looking for) before slathering the interior with spicy mustard (English if you've got it, but a hot Dijon would be fine) and prepared horseradish.

I had to trim my steaks a bit to ensure that they fit. Notice how nice and even their cooking is from edge to edge over there?

Spread Mushrooms

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Next up, a layer of the mushrooms. I started with a pound and a half of mushrooms which cook down to just a couple of cups.

Trim and Tuck Steaks

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Next, the steaks go in. It's a pretty tight squeeze, but all the moisture they give off is going straight into that bread.

More Mustard and Mushrooms

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Another layer of mustard and horseradish, followed by mushrooms.

In some versions of this sandwich, two thinner steaks are used and the mushrooms are sandwiched in between them. I've tried it like that in the past and don't like the way the mushrooms squish out from between the meat slices. A perimeter-only mushroom approach is closer to the beef Wellington origins of the dish, and makes for a neater package in the end.

Close Her Up

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Finally, I close the sandwich up, making sure to brush some more pan drippings onto the inside of the upper crust. Now comes the hardest part, which, as any Tom Petty fan can tell you, is the waiting.

Wrap in Foil

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I've used various wrappers for these sandwiches, ranging from parchment or wax paper to brown paper bags and plastic wrap. Foil is the neatest and, more importantly, holds in aromas the best. This is important for two reasons: a) whatever aromas escape from the sandwich during its overnight rest are not in there the next day when you eat it and more importantly, b) my wife gets pissed at me when the apartment smells like resting sandwich.

Place in Pan and Weight Down

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To press the sandwich, I place a firm cutting board on top of it, topped with my heaviest book (thank you to my dear wife for the wonderful Calvin and Hobbes box set!).

You can press the sandwich on its own, but you run the risk of having it topple over in the middle of the night. I place my sandwich in a skillet to prevent that—the edges of the skillet are low enough that it doesn't prevent any compression, but they'll still catch the cutting board if it threatens to topple.

The Next Day

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Yes, there's a small health risk involved with leaving a sandwich out overnight to compress, but if your steaks went in hot, the danger is really quite minimal. You can find a way to refrigerate it overnight if you're really nervous, but I leave mine out, as bread stales far more rapidly in the fridge than at room temperature.

Slice it Open

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When all is said and done, you can slice the sandwich open to reveal a cross-section that looks like this. The layers get tightly compressed, and the sandwich becomes quite easy to pick up and consume by the wedge.

So is it Worth it?

Tell me the truth: looking through this series of images has you a bit excited, doesn't it? Making this sandwich sure had me a bit excited, and it was a time-consuming labor of love. This may actually go a long way towards explaining its popularity. It's a form of effort justification: People tend to attribute greater value to outcomes they had to invest effort into achieving. It's the same powerful psychological effect that makes hazing such a powerful motivator in group solidarity.

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And, of course, the primal nature of the ingredients—their sheer manliness (for lack of a better word)—must factor into this. I haven't done any formal studies, but I'd be my sharpest knife that the vast majority of shooter proponents are male.

So what's actually wrong with it?

Here's the problem. I can't complain about the steak. I used some high-quality strips cooked to a perfect medium rare, and even a cold steak is a tasty one. It was tender, moist, well-seasoned, and had a great complex flavor from the intense crust it developed. I can't complain about the mushroom mixture either. Lots of flavors, balanced aromatics, a touch of acidity, and plenty of savory richness. Nor can I complain about the bread or the mustard or even the horseradish. I can't even complain about the compression factor because it's a well-known fact that pressing any sandwich will instantly improve it.*

*Special case exception: peanut butter and jelly.

So what's the problem? It's simply this: the shooter's sandwich violates the primary directive of a great sandwich, and that is that a sandwich must be greater than the sum of its parts. It must combine flavors and textures in a synergistic way. Other than its portability, a shooters sandwich is no better than consuming a great steak on its own, or some good sautéed mushrooms on their own. Indeed, I would've been much better off simply eating them all the night before with a knife and a fork while the steak was still hot and juicy, with a nice crisp crust. Some may argue that cold, compact steak is superior to hot, juicy steak, and those folks can have a seat right over there on the bench next to the folks who prefer refrigerated pizza to fresh.

It all reminds me a bit of when a buddy of mine decided to make the most expensive ham sandwich ever by buying $50 worth of hand-carved jamón de bellota from the Spanish shop and slapping all the slices into a single sandwich. decadent, perverse, and fun, yes, but not the best way to enjoy some fine ham.

Now, there's without doubt some merit to its portability—a gentleman needs to be well-fed while he's out on a fox hunt, after all—but if portability and deliciousness are what we care about, then there are certainly better ways to make large-format, heavily-pressed, eminently portable sandwiches than this particular combination. Ways that elevate and combine less costly ingredients in a synergistic manner rather than debasing expensive ones.*

*Lest we forget, unless we're talking steaks, high quality doesn't have to mean expensive!

Here's my advice: if you have an urge to make this sandwich, go ahead and do it. You'll probably have fun, and it will taste just fine at the end. You may even love it. But if you want a truly great sandwich, one where the combination of ingredients is greater than each taken individually, then look elsewhere. This is not the sandwich you are looking for.

What's that? You want ideas for shooter's-style sandwiches that are better than the steak-and-shroom original? Stay tuned...

About the author: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt is the Chief Creative Officer of Serious Eats where he likes to explore the science of home cooking in his weekly column The Food Lab. You can follow him at @thefoodlab on Twitter, or at The Food Lab on Facebook.

12 Mar 15:39

Tat Mom: 1939

by Dave
        For someone raising a family in a hovel made from tin signs in the city dump, this lady seems to be doing pretty well.
January 1939. "Mother of family on relief living in shanty at city dump. Herrin, Illinois." Seen earlier here. Photo by Arthur Rothstein. View full size.
12 Mar 12:58

The man that Disney built

by Jason Kottke

When Owen Suskind was three, a switch flipped within him and he went from a typical chatty rambunctious three-year-old to autistic.

I had just started a job as The Wall Street Journal's national affairs reporter. My wife, Cornelia, a former journalist, was home with him -- a new story every day, a new horror. He could barely use a sippy cup, though he'd long ago graduated to a big-boy cup. He wove about like someone walking with his eyes shut. "It doesn't make sense," I'd say at night. "You don't grow backward." Had he been injured somehow when he was out of our sight, banged his head, swallowed something poisonous? It was like searching for clues to a kidnapping.

After visits to several doctors, we first heard the word "autism." Later, it would be fine-tuned to "regressive autism," now affecting roughly a third of children with the disorder. Unlike the kids born with it, this group seems typical until somewhere between 18 and 36 months -- then they vanish. Some never get their speech back. Families stop watching those early videos, their child waving to the camera. Too painful. That child's gone.

But a tenuous connection remained between Owen and his pre-autistic self: Disney movies. And through them, Owen slowly learns how to communicate with the outside world again.

So we join him upstairs, all of us, on a cold and rainy Saturday afternoon in November 1994. Owen is already on the bed, oblivious to our arrival, murmuring gibberish.... "Juicervose, juicervose." It is something we've been hearing for the past few weeks. Cornelia thinks maybe he wants more juice; but no, he refuses the sippy cup. "The Little Mermaid" is playing as we settle in, propping up pillows. We've all seen it at least a dozen times, but it's at one of the best parts: where Ursula the sea witch, an acerbic diva, sings her song of villainy, "Poor Unfortunate Souls," to the selfish mermaid, Ariel, setting up the part in which Ursula will turn Ariel into a human, allowing her to seek out the handsome prince, in exchange for her voice.

When the song is over, Owen lifts the remote. Hits rewind.

"Come on, Owen, just let it play!" Walt moans. But Owen goes back just 20 seconds or so, to the song's next-to-last stanza, with Ursula shouting:

Go ahead -- make your choice!

I'm a very busy woman, and I haven't got all day.

It won't cost much, just your voice!

He does it again. Stop. Rewind. Play. And one more time. On the fourth pass, Cornelia whispers, "It's not 'juice.' " I barely hear her. "What?" "It's not 'juice.' It's 'just' ... 'just your voice'!"

I grab Owen by the shoulders. "Just your voice! Is that what you're saying?!"

He looks right at me, our first real eye contact in a year. "Juicervose! Juicervose! Juicervose!"

Walt starts to shout, "Owen's talking again!" A mermaid lost her voice in a moment of transformation. So did this silent boy. "Juicervose! Juicervose! Juicervose!" Owen keeps saying it, watching us shout and cheer. And then we're up, all of us, bouncing on the bed. Owen, too, singing it over and over -- "Juicervose!" -- as Cornelia, tears beginning to fall, whispers softly, "Thank God, he's in there."

This is the best thing I've read in a month, so so heartbreaking and amazing. Just pre-ordered the book...can't wait to read the full version.

Tags: books   crying at work   Disney   Life Animated   movies   Owen Suskind   Ron Suskind
12 Mar 02:20

Thoughts While Considering Buying a Bag of Dried Cranberries

by B. Benson
by B. Benson

• Oh look a bag of dried cranberries.

• It’s $6. Is $6 too much for a bag of dried cranberries?

• Are dried cranberries even good for you, or am imagining that right now.

• You’ve been through some things lately and if you want a bag of dried cranberries, you should buy yourself a bag of dried cranberries.

• Seriously though, $6 seems kind of a lot.

• Like, you could get these raisins over there for half the cost.

• Except they are raisins.

• You could put the dried cranberries in a salad, or in oatmeal.

• Or you could just eat a fistful of dried cranberries if you wanted.

• Is this what life is for you now? Standing in a grocery store and staring at a bag of dried cranberries?

• Just buy the cranberries.

• Later you’re going to stare at the bag of dried cranberries in your cabinet and wonder where your life went.

• ♬ In your head, in your head, / Zombie, zombie, zombie ♬

 

B. Benson is an office drone. Photo: Wikimedia Commons

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12 Mar 00:12

MLB Mascots Are Using Twitter To Try To Nail Mr. Met’s Wife

by Brandon Stroud
Amber

@Charity


Yesterday we introduced you to the underwhelming @MrMet Twitter account, your social media destination for a guy who loves the New York Mets and also has a baseball for a head. His initial tweets were just, “hey, I’m on Twitter,” and we worried that it was all a scam. “This can’t really be Mr. Met,” we opined. “He’ll manipulate baseball fans into following him, accidentally tweet a dick pic and reveal himself as a Jimmy Kimmel prank.”

The good news is that the @MrMet account appears to be legit. The bad news? The other MLB mascots on Twitter are using Mr. Met’s presence to try to f*ck his wife.

If you aren’t familiar with Mrs. Met, she’s one of Major League Baseball’s oldest mascots and also basically just Mr. Met with a wig for girls. The AL Central appears to be EXTREMELY familiar with her, though, according to this probably-innocent yell still really sexualized conversation between anthropomorphic foam-and-fur manthings:

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Shut down, Sluggerrr tweeted that “he tried” and posted the video for Whitesnake’s ‘Here I Go Again.’ Cleveland Indians mascot Slider had another approach:

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Ouch.

A little later Slider posted a picture of himself with Mr. and Mrs. Met, creating one of two theories:

1. He’s sorry for pretending to want to nail Mrs. Met on Twitter and is making nice, or
2. Mr. Met is a cuckold. Or a swinger?

You decide:

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11 Mar 17:55

earthisalie: carlboygenius: Correcting Internet...

Amber

Ha! Did not know the story behind this.



earthisalie:

carlboygenius:

Correcting Internet DisInformation: The American Space Pen / The Russian Pencil

thank you for this.

And then from his initial investment of >$1,000,000, the Fisher Pen Co. was able to make a lot of money and grow the overall size of the U.S. economy and create lots of jobs.

So essentially a story that is supposed to be about government inefficiency turns out to be a story about how the U.S. government worked with a private company to make space travel safer while also stimulating economic growth.

The moral of the story is not that the Soviet Union was more efficient. The moral of the story is that by failing to allow private investment in innovation, the Soviet Union was doomed.

Incidentally, Paul Fisher, who invented the Fisher space pen, was a fascinating guy. He had this plan to eliminate income and property taxes with a progressive asset tax and even ran for President. And the Fisher Space Pen Co. is still a going concern, still employing people, and still generating a return on Fisher’s million-dollar investment.

09 Mar 16:30

Old Fries + Waffle Iron = Awesome Pull-Apart Waffle Fries

by J. Kenji López-Alt
Amber

Hmm...

[Photographs: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt]

It's a rare occurrence 'round these parts that a pile of french fries will go unfinished, but what happens when they do? There's nothing much more depressing than discovering that what once was a heap of crisp-on-the-outside-fluffy-in-the-middle, potatoey treats has become a uniformly mushy, grease-laden mound of sadness. And that's really what old, soggy fries are.

What's a crispy potato lover to do? You could try reheating them in a hot oven. It works, but your fries come out a dry shadow of their former selves. You can refry them, which actually works spectacularly, but also requires that you heat up your fryer. You can do what I used to do: feed them to the pups as a treat.

But no more. For I have discovered what might be the absolute best way to reheat fries: in the waffle iron. It's certainly the best use for the waffle iron we've discovered since waffle pizza.

Conceptually, it's pretty similar to The Waffleizer's Hash Brown Waffles: both are made with thin-cut potatoes pressed into a waffle iron. The end results, however, are vastly different.

The fries go in cold and get compressed into the waffle compartments where they begin by shedding some of their fat, then continue by frying in that fat.

They take a little longer than you'd expect—10 to 15 minutes or so—but you'll know they're ready when every nook and cranny is fully crisped.

We served ours with a bit of the awesome chipotle mayonnaise from Just Mayo.

So what makes them so good you ask? What makes them so different from waffle hash browns?

Well, waffle hash browns are made from raw shredded potato, which means that there's still quite a bit of sticky starch on the surfaces of the shreds. When you waffle them, they form a cohesive solid; They need to be cut with a fork and knife, and they behave very much like regular hash browns, albeit with more crispy surface area.

French fries, on the other hand, are pre-cooked and have no such sticky starches on their surface. Quite the opposite in fact: they have greasy surfaces that don't want to stick together.

The waffle iron forces them to to a degree, but their cling is gently, and just a little bit of pulling separates them into individual clusters of french fry nuggets.

They're sort of the monkey bread of the potato world. Or maybe the monkey bread of the waffle world. Or perhaps the monkey bread of that section of the Venn Diagram where waffles and potatoes overlap.

Don't you wish all waffle fries did this?

About the author: J. Kenji Lopez-Alt is the Chief Creative Officer of Serious Eats where he likes to explore the science of home cooking in his weekly column The Food Lab. You can follow him at @thefoodlab on Twitter, or at The Food Lab on Facebook.

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09 Mar 16:09

President Obama Will Introduce ‘Cosmos’ With A Special Statement Before Tonight’s Premiere

by Andrew Roberts
Amber

So excited!


The return of Cosmos on Fox is turning out to be a massive event. The premiere is going to be televised on almost every network that Fox owns including Nat Geo, FX and Fox Sports. On top of all that, Fox announced that President Barack Obama himself will open up the series with an introductory statement:

President Barack Obama will introduce the highly anticipated series premiere episode of COSMOS: A SPACETIME ODYSSEY airing this Sunday, March 9 (9:00-10:00 PM ET/PT) on 10 Fox Networks Group Channels, including FOX and National Geographic Channel. In the video message, which leads into the premiere episode, President Obama invites a new generation to embrace the spirit of discovery and inspires viewers to explore new frontiers and imagine limitless possibilities for the future.

So basically, Cosmos is either the biggest thing on television in a long time or someone really wants you to believe it is. Either way, many people are speculating what the president’s involvement might hold for the future of scientific research and space exploration. Cosmos Host Neil deGrasse Tyson has been critical of the US  government’s lack of interest in scientific pursuits in the past, so maybe this is a payoff to a few years of complaints.

If anything, it’ll be interesting to see what success Cosmos has in the ratings game in the coming weeks. Will it have the impact many hope it will or will it fall flat?

07 Mar 21:09

A Pygmy Hippo Calf Makes Waves at Bristol Zoo Gardens

by Andrew Bleiman
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A Pygmy Hippo has been born at Bristol Zoo Gardens in England! The calf, born in early February, has been named Winnie. She was born to mom Sirana and father Nato, and lives with them on exhibit at the zoo. She spends her time eating, sleeping, and swimming around the exhibit’s heated pool.

Baby hippos are usually born underwater and can swim almost immediately. However, mom still keeps a watchful eye on her calf. 

Assistant Curator of Mammals Lynsey Bugg says, “Young hippos tire easily and Sirana will quite often guide her baby into shallow water or bring her out of the pool. Sirana is very protective and doesn’t let her stay in deep water for too long."

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Photo credits: Katie Horrocks (1-3); Western Daily Press (4,5) 

Pygmy Hippos are much smaller than their big cousins the Common Hippopotamus, measuring just under three feet (.9 m) tall at the shoulder as adults. They are well adapted to aquatic life, with a nose and ears can be closed underwater. Shy and nocturnal, they live in the forests and swamps of West Africa. 

In the wild, females usually breed once every two years. A single calf is born after a gestation period of about six months. A calf weighs between 10 to 14 pounds (4.5 and 6.2 kg) and is unable to walk very far at first. The mother conceals it in thick cover and visits to feed it. After three months, the youngster begins to eat vegetation.

The Pygmy Hippo is threatened in the wild, where it is thought less than 2,000 survive. In Liberia, destruction of forests surrounding the Sapo National Park by logging companies is damaging one of the few remaining strongholds for this species. The International Union for Conservation of Nature lists the Pygmy Hippo as Endangered.

Bristol Zoo Gardens is part of an international captive breeding program for the Pygmy Hippo. Buggs says, “The European program is a well-established and very successful program and our male, Nato, is a genetically important animal; by default, so will be his offspring."