No this isn’t Ted Cruz’s latest campaign video.
A 1991 promotional video for Sizzler recently resurfaced online that will absolutely blow your mind.
The 4.5-minute spot includes lots of patriotic buzzwords and bizarre imagery like a dog chasing a frisbee, a creepy old sailor staring at a young girl, slow-mo shots of a girl playing baseball, construction workers pointing at paper, a Zack Morris cell phone and this woman:

“Sizzler is the one who brings us choices. Reachin’ out across the U.S.A.,” says the chorus. “Get a little freedom in your life.”
Freedom to have bad haircuts and freedom to awkwardly kiss your lover’s neck while you eat.
This isn’t just what America wants, it’s what America needs.
Sizzler for president 2016!
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