Blizzardspaz923

Shared posts

26 May 16:22

cat timelapse

12 May 12:38

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Cheap AI

by admin@smbc-comics.com

Hovertext: Imagine your computer comprehends what you watched last night.


New comic!
Today's News:

In case you missed it, Starpocalypse is now free!

 

10 May 23:54

[Sanity Sunday] Being offended

10 May 05:35

Apparently it's only been 30 days since 2009!

08 May 23:16

When my friends ask for help connecting their computer, this is my response...

08 May 02:21

I can draw stick figures ... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

07 May 04:10

First year of school.

by Ryan

First year of school.

06 May 04:38

Breaking Stereotypes

06 May 04:33

This joke is a little misguided, don't ya' think?

05 May 00:35

Cook for you.

by Ryan

Cook for you.

03 May 18:07

I fixed it.

03 May 15:01

I wiped my face with toilet paper this morning, so why do I still look like shit?

submitted by MrCaptainMinecraft
[link] [5 comments]
01 May 23:09

Are men and women essentially the same or is there a vas deferens between us?

submitted by iia
[link] [11 comments]
01 May 03:00

If I'm browsing in Incognito then why does everyone know its me when I'm fapping on the bus?

submitted by DickButtzzz
[link] [10 comments]
01 May 02:59

If I inject myself with truth serum before I take a test, will I get all the answers right?

submitted by wattsie247
[link] [9 comments]
30 Apr 22:41

Good Old Oglaf

30 Apr 14:41

If certain people feel it's better to teach creationism instead of evolution, is it advisable to teach my kids about fate instead of probability theory?

I personally believe in destiny and think that chance is just a theory, I've been advised against teaching my kids this by their school, thoughts?

submitted by Whimsical_Wanderer
[link] [2 comments]
30 Apr 00:03

Why don't all heat seeking missiles go to the sun?

submitted by extremely_average_
[link] [144 comments]
29 Apr 23:59

If marijuana is a gateway drug, why is my life not going anywhere?

submitted by clugo83
[link] [3 comments]
29 Apr 23:58

I always hear 'an apple a day keeps the doctor away' - I use my MacBook and iPhone every day but still have terminal cancer. what's going on here?

submitted by theactualjase
[link] [22 comments]
29 Apr 16:23

How can girls get diarrhea if they don't poop?

submitted by Imasquash
[link] [6 comments]
29 Apr 16:22

If America runs on Dunkin, and Dunkin is made in America, is it a perpetual motion machine?

submitted by whmeh0
[link] [11 comments]
19 Apr 04:35

When your date leaves and you don't have to hold it in anymore.

19 Apr 04:20

Probably my favorite Channelate comic

17 Apr 03:03

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Communion

by admin@smbc-comics.com

Hovertext: He can also absorb bullets by turning into wine.


New comic!
Today's News:

 Exlcusive comic over at The Nib!

13 Apr 21:50

Racism is still alive in america...

12 Apr 22:05

Lady in my HR department sent this announcement email this morning, featuring clip art of a "guy wearing a festive Hawaiian shirt".

11 Apr 17:55

Rights out

11 Apr 16:22

Porsche hits a deer on racetrack

submitted by NOT_ah_BOT
[link] [585 comments]
11 Apr 15:14

The Climbing Wall Treadmill

The Climbing Wall Treadmill submitted by Qingy
[link] [29 comments]