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23 Feb 01:29

MRW somebody mumbles something under their breath right after we had an argument.

20 Feb 18:56

too much

20 Feb 15:15

Its not racist because ink tags, right guys? ...guys?

19 Feb 22:50

I can't believe I never noticed that!

19 Feb 22:49

Flaky internet connection reaction: Geek vs Non-Geek

14 Feb 17:53

"Every single day, you make a choice"...for some reason, this brightened my day

12 Feb 01:50

If I ask my dog "Where's your baby?" he'll find her and they'll cuddle.

01 Feb 08:44

Yahoo email addresses and passwords stolen. Company braces for complaints from all seven users [Fail]

28 Jan 02:37

The banana is a lie.

27 Jan 23:23

This is a sentence I can appreciate.

27 Jan 01:00

Thats one way to do it

25 Jan 20:08

Cold

'You see the same pattern all over. Take Detroit--' 'Hold on. Why do you know all these statistics offhand?' 'Oh, um, no idea. I definitely spend my evenings hanging out with friends, and not curating a REALLY NEAT database of temperature statistics. Because, pshh, who would want to do that, right? Also, snowfall records.'
24 Jan 12:07

He did this 30 years ago

23 Jan 23:10

Martini.

by Ryan

Martini.

Thanks to my buddy, Brian for coming up with the extra panel on this one.

20 Jan 23:49

Shit just got real

13 Jan 18:11

This always makes me laugh!

08 Jan 02:24

Egging the Question

If a little unusual, it wasn't outright weird for the random old couple that runs the Pokemon Daycare Center to not know exactly about how an egg is formed. I don't know what the state of reproductive education was seventy years ago in a fake universe! So I can let it slide.
On the other hand, the Daycare in X/Y is run by Pokemon Breeders, who, by definition of their job titles, make a living by getting Pokemon to make more Pokemon. I'd say they should probably actually understand how that's happening, but on the other hand I don't know how living boulders or garbage golems can lay eggs either, so who am I to judge?

I'm getting better at the put-the-right-year-on-the-comic game! THIS year, I only inaccurately dated TWO comics before remembering to change it. I think this is a new Awkward Zombie record!
06 Jan 19:32

I'd let him drive me.

06 Jan 19:29

So true

05 Jan 19:14

January 05, 2014


Yep.
05 Jan 00:16

4 Things I Learned from the Worst Online Dating Profile Ever

By Alli Reed  Published: January 04th, 2014  As a child of the Internet and confirmed weirdo, imagine my relief when they finally took that last bastion of in-person awkwardness -- dating -- to my laptop instead. I've been using one of the major dating sites, OkCupid, on and off for about five
04 Jan 20:12

Stop being a heterosexual to demonstrate to your son that a person's sexuality is a matter of choice.

03 Jan 03:27

January 01, 2014


Happy new year!
02 Jan 17:56

welcome

31 Dec 18:08

Sulky Snuff

by John

Sulky Snuff

HOW TO IMPROVE YOUR PARK RATING: EXTERMINATE ALL NAYSAYERS where is Rollercoaster Tycoon 4 though seriously
28 Dec 22:04

guide lines

28 Dec 03:18

12.27.2013

New Cyanide and Happiness Comic.
25 Dec 23:50

December 25, 2013


BAM
25 Dec 02:02

Fire.

by Ryan

Fire.

21 Dec 21:52

My dad joke worked!