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12 Sep 07:14

How my friend returned my PC after fixing it…

12 Sep 07:14

Classic outhouse prank

12 Sep 07:13

The militarization of the Batman

12 Sep 07:13

The abyss also gazes into you.

12 Sep 07:13

My barber came up with a great idea.

12 Sep 07:13

Anon explains why everyone is American

12 Sep 07:12

The new iphone facial recognition

12 Sep 07:12

Ever thought of that?

12 Sep 07:12

How to properly text in class

12 Sep 07:11

Date guys with beards

12 Sep 07:11

Someone's trying to 3D print (most of) a car in six days

by Timothy J. Seppala
You can probably get quite a bit done by yourself in six days time, but could you build an entire car from scratch and take it for a test drive? Probably not. The folks at Local Motors are pretty confident that their 3D-printed car can roll out of...
12 Sep 07:09

Nicki Minaj...I don't...what?

12 Sep 07:09

Why the fuck would someone do that?

12 Sep 07:08

F**k your dreams kid

12 Sep 01:16

This Rube Goldberg Machine Plays With Light Instead of Trinkets

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cue breakfast machine...futuresynth remix

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11 Sep 23:35

There's some validity in raising the minimum wage.

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"occupy democrats" - implying democrats aren't as responsible for this shit as republicans. GTFO

11 Sep 23:34

The Sad, Inevitable Oculus Rift Boob-Grabbing Game Is Here

by Kate Knibbs

The Sad, Inevitable Oculus Rift Boob-Grabbing Game Is Here

You can do some cool shit with the Oculus Rift: You can simulate what flying feels like , or use it to pick out your next car . And if you have less experience with the female anatomy than Steve Carell in The 40 Year Old Virgin, now you can use it to simulate grabbing a handful of boob.

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11 Sep 23:33

Worthless Invention of the Day: Blast the Streets With the Bass Cannon

Submitted by: (via Adam Munich)

Tagged: dubstep , DIY , Music , Video
11 Sep 23:32

Killer collaboration: Payday 2 is getting Hotline Miami DLC

by Jordan Devore

Overkill Software and Dennaton Games are teaming up for Payday 2 DLC based on Hotline Miami.

It's unclear what all is included here beyond a heist -- they can get away with offering the slimmest of details and we'll still be interested -- but the add-on hits Steam on September 30, 2014.

According to an FAQ, Overkill went for this "because we ... f***ing love Hotline Miami."

Works for me! There's a trailer, too. Give it a moment and you shall be rewarded.

PAYDAY 2: Hotline Miami DLC - Trailer released! [Steam]

Killer collaboration: Payday 2 is getting Hotline Miami DLC screenshot

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11 Sep 23:32

When I have to bring my wasted friend back to her boyfriend

11 Sep 23:31

Welcome to the paradise - thousand island Philippines

11 Sep 23:31

Canada Begins Hearings on Forcing A La Carte TV Options -

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This will save cable.


Canadian Heritage Minister Shelley Glover last year made waves by promising that government would be urging Canadian regulators the CRTC to push Canadian Pay TV providers toward offering a la carte TV programming. Like in the States, Canadian consumers desire greater flexibility in the prices and programming lineups they're offered. What they get instead is an endless stream of excuses why none of this can happen, followed by another rate hike.

This week two weeks of hearings on the subject began at the CRTC, much to the disdain of broadcasters who'd prefer things stay just as they are. Cable operators themselves say they're open to change -- up to a point:

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"The evidence shows that most consumers do not believe basic packages have too many channels; the key consumer demand is for more flexibility in adding channels over and above the basic package," a spokesman for Bell said in the company's submissions to the hearings. "This puts consumers in control and ensures they never have to pay for a channel they don't want just to get one that they do."
One problem? During the debate for new TV regulations, cable and broadcast companies are pushing for a "level playing field" (usually code for making the playing field unlevel in some fashion) that could result in new regulations and fees placed on companies like Netflix and Google at the behest of the cable and broadcast industry. So whether this actually results in Canadian consumers actually saving any money whatsoever is anybody's guess.
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11 Sep 23:30

Gently blow on your screen

11 Sep 23:30

Vest translates sound into vibration for the hearing impaired

by Sean Buckley
When we think about gadgets to aid the hearing impaired, cochlear implants usually come to mind -- but these devices are expensive and require invasive surgery. Neuroscientist Dr. David Eagleman and graduate student Scott Novich have another idea:...
11 Sep 23:30

Squeeeeeak: App For Determining How Bad What You're Eating Is Going To Make You Fart

fart-app.jpg Fart Code is a free app that allows you to scan barcodes and determine how bad the ingredients in what you're about to eat are going to make you bust awful, brain-cell killing farts. You just scan a code and it brings up a list of ingredients that are known toot-producers, and how serious that flatulence might be. SPOILER: Deadly.
If that's not enough to for you, Fart Code also mimics the sound of the fart, and vibrates to match the effect said fart would have on your digestive system. For example, we scanned a bottle of hickory-flavored barbecue sauce and were surprised to get a "Gross" fart rating, with the culprit ingredient being fructose.
Of course, everybody is different. I could eat Taco Bell for breakfast, lunch and dinner (and have before) and not hear a single note from the wind section of my ass orchestra. Then I eat ONE BITE of Ben & Jerry's and produce the kind of fart that you know is going to hurt when it finally dries in your underwear. "Maybe you're lactose intolerant." MAYBE YOU'RE NOT A DOCTOR. Thanks again to E V I L A R E S, who is so evil he normally takes the stairs but will take the elevator if there are other people riding just to burn their nostrils.
11 Sep 23:29

Do you want frise with that?

11 Sep 23:29

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11 Sep 23:28

Throwback Thursday: Musical Cakes, Windshield Wiper Fluid, And The End Of The World

by Sarah Fecht

On this Throwback Thursday, we go back 75 years to the Popular Science of September 1939

The Magazine Cost 15 Cents

But it was worth 25! (In 2014, each copy will cost you $5 on the newsstand.)

September 1939
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Things We Take For Granted Now Were Brand New, Like...

Cameras in Police Cars

Movie Camera In Police Car Puts Evidence On Film.
There's no arguing with the testimony of this movie camera.
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And Windshield Wiper Fluid

This Windshield Wiper Washes It, Too!
Windshields are automatically washed and scrubbed with clean water by a new automobile accessory available on a popular make of car. Turning a dashboard switch sends a stream of water from a small reservoir tank across the windshield glass, and the standard wiper blade completes the cleaning operation.
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Some Inventions Were Not So Great

Like this baby walker, for parents who never want to touch their children.

Engineer Builds Baby Walker.
To teach his young son to walk, a Swiss engineer built the curious apparatus shown above. Pairs of wooden arms are strapped at one end to the infant's legs and at the other to the legs of an adult, so that the latter can control the baby's leg movements. A harness connected to a pulley on an overhead wire holds the child upright while it is taking its first steps.
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And behind-the-back cigarette holders. (Seems perfectly safe.)

Novel Cigarette Holder Keeps Smoke From Eyes.
If smoke getst in your eyes, or you are warned to stay away from cigarettes, you may welcome the solution to both these problems adopted by the Englishman pictured above. Using a length of semiflexible metal tubing to put distance between his cigarette holder and its mouthpiece, he heads upwind to read his paper, undisturbed by falling ashes or eye-watering tobacco smoke.
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Other Inventions Were Awesome, But Never Made It

Doughnut Dunkers!

Because food on a stick is always a good idea.

Handle On Doughnut Is Boon To Dunkers.
Major hazards involved in the popular indoor sport of dunking doughnuts in hot coffee are said to be greatly reduced by the invention of a new type of "sinker" with a baked-in handle that should prove a boon to all dunking enthusiasts. Triangular in shape, the improved doughnut is fried around a wooden handle, making it far easier to maneuver in and out of a steaming draught of Java.
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And air-conditioned bedding

All-Season Quilt Is Air-Conditioned
By means of an electric fan, air that is artificially heated or chilled is blown through a flexible hose into the lining of the coverlet. Here the air is distributed evenly over the entire area of the quilt through branching air ducts, finally filtering through the porous inner lining.
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And musical cakes.

Musical Cake Plays A Tune.
A diminutive music box is embedded in the bottom of the cake, and set off when a string is cut with the knife that cuts into the cake. Eighteen separate tunes are available, ranging from "Rockabye Baby" all the way to "Who's Afraid Of The Big, Bad Wolf?"
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Long Reads

A feature-length article documents researchers who were putting patients into a coma to try to cure their cancer. Read it in its entirety (and absurdity) here: Can "Frozen Sleep" Cure Cancer?

Popular Science examines how the world will end. (Hint: Burning, freezing, and the exploding Moon are some possibilities.)

You can read the full September 1939 issue here

COLLISION
"A giant meteor running wild through space... may strike the Earth and spread havoc with its impact and scorching breath."
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11 Sep 23:27

'ROYGBIV', A Supercut Tribute to Pixar's Brilliant Use of Color

by tastefullyoffensive.com
11 Sep 23:26

Russian mom enjoying holiday on the beach with her children