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18 Jun 17:20

Birthday wish granted for 12-year-old boy with autism

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This is adorable

“It melted my heart. It made me happy. I can’t wait to make new memories with our new family.”

17 Jun 16:09

Olympic medalist Michael Phelps to race great white shark

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Why?

Discovery says that the race is on between the world's most decorated athlete and the ocean's most efficient predator.

16 Jun 13:16

As a Provider Fought a Secret Surveillance Order, Court Denied It Access to Relevant Law

by amackey
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This is ridiculous. If you have no access to the law/judicial opinions, you cannot possibly defend yourself effectively.

The U.S. government’s foreign surveillance law is so secretive that not even a service provider challenging an order issued by a secret court got to access it. 

That Kafkaesque episode—denying a party access to the law being used against it—was made public this week in a FISC opinion EFF obtained as part of a FOIA lawsuit we filed in 2016.

The opinion [.pdf] shows that in 2014, the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court (FISC) rejected a service provider’s request to obtain other FISC opinions that government attorneys had cited and relied on in court filings seeking to compel the provider’s cooperation. 

The decision was related to the provider’s ultimately unsuccessful challenge to a surveillance directive it received under Section 702, the warrantless surveillance authority that is set to expire this year.

The decision is startling because it demonstrates how secrecy jeopardizes one of the most fundamental principles of our justice system: everyone gets to know what the law is. Apparently, that principle doesn’t extend to the FISC. 

The provider’s request came up amid legal briefing by both it and the DOJ concerning its challenge to a 702 order. After the DOJ cited two earlier FISC opinions that were not public at the time—one from 2014 and another from 2008—the provider asked the court for access to those rulings.

The provider argued that without being able to review the previous FISC rulings, it could not fully understand the court’s earlier decisions, much less effectively respond to DOJ’s argument. The provider also argued that because attorneys with Top Secret security clearances represented it, they could review the rulings without posing a risk to national security. 

The court disagreed in several respects. It found that the court’s rules and Section 702 prohibited the documents’ release. It also rejected the provider’s claim that the Constitution’s Due Process Clause entitled it to the documents.

The opinion goes on: “Beyond what is compelled by the Due Process Clause, the Court is satisfied that withholding the Requested Opinions does not violate common-sense fairness.” This was because the Court believed that the DOJ had accurately represented the rulings in its legal briefs and did not mislead the provider about what those rulings said. 

The court also said that even if the opinions were released, they “would be of little, if any assistance” to the merits of the provider’s arguments.  

The court’s opinion notwithstanding, there is nothing fair about withholding important legal cases—which likely interpreted or created law—from one side in a legal dispute. 

The court’s decision is akin to allowing one party to read and cite to a Supreme Court case while prohibiting the other side from doing the same. It fundamentally disadvantages one side in a legal fight, on top of denying it access to the case to ensure that the party in the know is accurately representing the ruling.

In the case of the provider, the deck was always stacked against its ability to challenge the 702 order. The FISC traditionally only hears from one party—the Executive Branch—and is usually sympathetic to claims of national security. 

Although recent changes to the FISC as a result of USA Freedom Act have moved in the right direction, including the ability for outside parties to argue before the court, the DOJ still has many advantages.

In the case of the provider, the trump card was that the DOJ’s lawyers got to read and rely on cases that the provider never got to see. 

To be sure, the unjust result is not entirely the fault of the FISC. As the ruling points out, Congress has provided little to no recourse for a party challenging secret surveillance orders to be able to obtain documents and FISC rulings that are directly relevant to its case.

With Section 702 due to sunset this year, Congress should recognize that the court system it set up to approve surveillance orders and hear challenges to those orders bears little resemblance to our broader justice system. This inequity corrupts our fundamental democratic principles and is yet another reason Congress must end Section 702.

15 Jun 21:55

Study Shows Religion May Be Contributing to Unprecedented Political Divide

by David G. McAfee
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This is my shocked face 🙄

People in the United States might be more politically divided than any other time in recent memory, but what’s causing it?According to a new study, religious groups could be a part of the problem.SurveyReligionPolitics
15 Jun 20:27

Police: Father shoots, kills 9-year-old daughter during gun safety talk

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During a gun safety talk:

Hummel turned and pulled the trigger, thinking there were no bullets in the weapon.

Apparently, this idiot never learned the first two rules of gun safety. Never point a gun at something you aren't prepared to shoot. And EVERY gun is ALWAYS loaded.

An Indiana father is charged with reckless homicide in the accidental shooting of his daughter

15 Jun 20:12

Autism sensory garden destroyed twice over two week period

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People suck

One young autistic man spent the entire day waiting for the plants to come back

15 Jun 06:36

David Barton: God Gives Us Bad Weather Because Women Are Having Abortions

by Hemant Mehta
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No, it's because men are taking Viagra

Christian pseudo-historian David Barton says God gives us bad weather because we're doing things that upset Him.Now would be a good time to break out those "Citation Needed" signs.BartonHuh
15 Jun 01:00

Trump's legal team says report that he is under investigation came from ‘inexcusable and illegal leak’

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So, they aren't disputing that he's under investigation, just that that fact has been "leaked" as if the American people are just stupid enough to believe he's not under investigation.

A spokesman for President Donald Trump’s lawyer says a Washington Post report that the president is under investigation for possible obstruction of justice came from an “inexcusable and illegal” FBI leak.

13 Jun 23:04

Oprah is definitely not running for president

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Good. Because NO

Go ahead and toss your Oprah Winfrey for president bumper stickers.

13 Jun 14:20

Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny detained ahead of protests

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This is the country our president is cozying up with

Russian opposition leader Alexei Navalny's wife says he has been detained at home ahead of protests in Moscow

12 Jun 22:30

Congressman introduces 'Covfefe Act' to make social media a presidential record

SpinnyNuNu

Oh my

Democratic Rep. Mike Quigley of Illinois has introduced a bill, dubbed the "COVFEFE Act," to require the preservation of a president's social media records.

12 Jun 15:36

Jesus Better Ask For Permission First

by Hemant Mehta
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Again, please run the wording of your church message boards by a couple of teenagers before you post them.

Note to this church in Cedar Rapids, Iowa: There's a reason people are giggling outside the building.JesusEnters
12 Jun 14:16

'You can do it!': Nursery cam catches toddler helping baby brother escape crib

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The encouragement from big brother is too sweet

A now-viral nursery cam video shows a toddler getting creative to help his little brother break out of a crib

12 Jun 14:04

Snow continues to fall in the Sierra ... yes, in June

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Our weather is being so weird. We had a thunderstorm yesterday (which is not normal for the valley this late in the year) and it's only supposed to get to 74 today.

But it's supposed to be 101 by Friday. WTF, Mother Nature!?

Chain restrictions have been lifted Monday for many Sierra roads, but snow continues to fall as Northern California experiences unseasonably cool temperatures in the middle of June.

10 Jun 17:10

A Nebraska Soccer League Kicked Out an 8-Year-Old Girl Because She “Looks Like a Boy”

by Hemant Mehta
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I just can't

Her father provided an insurance card to organizers to show she was a girl. They wouldn't even look at it.MiliGirlSoccer
10 Jun 12:16

Roman Polanski sex victim to appear in court for first time

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I'm not a fan of Polanski and I think he's a sexual predator. However, I want this to be over for the victim. Every time his case comes up she is right back in the limelight when she really just wants to be anonymous.

Samantha Geimer will appear Friday in Los Angeles Superior Court to help make the case that Polanski has served his time for the 40-year-old crime.

09 Jun 19:25

Why is yawning contagious?

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I don't know, but this stupid picture made me yawn

Sixty to 70 percent of people who see another person yawn in real life or in a photo will do the same.

09 Jun 17:21

The victim in Dani Mathers' body-shaming Snapchat is reportedly 'humiliated'

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She deserves far more than $60

The victim is so worried she'll be noticed in public, she asked for $60 in restitution for a new backpack so she can replace the one featured in the photo.

09 Jun 15:51

Jim Bakker: The Manchester Victims “Literally Invited” Attacks by Watching Ariana Grande

by Hemant Mehta
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Asshole

Jim Bakker said Ariana Grande's concert was called the "Dangerous Woman Tour," which mocked God. Therefore, the victims in Manchester deserved to be killed.BakkerAriana
09 Jun 15:47

Religious Right Activist: Don’t Date Liberal Women or They’ll “Cut Your Pee-Pee Off”

by Hemant Mehta
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*snort*

Right-wing commentator Wayne Allyn Root thinks angry liberal women will eventually pull a Lorena Bobbitt on you.WayneRootFox
09 Jun 15:25

Pastor Wonders Who’s Damaged More Souls: Ariana Grande or the Manchester Suicide Bomber?

by Hemant Mehta
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I think this guy gives them both a run for the title

Only a religious leader could look at the suicide bomber and Ariana Grande and find any kind of equivalency.WhitneyArianaTerror
09 Jun 15:18

Taking the devil for a spin

by Gordon Bonnet
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So hard to take these people seriously

Sometimes I think the fringe-y parts of the Religious Right stay up at night, and while the rest of us are doing something constructive like sleeping or fooling around with our Significant Others or snacking on the leftover pizza or watching reruns of Sherlock, they're surfing the web looking for things to be outraged about.

The thing is, I can't imagine how this can be much fun.  I don't enjoy being outraged, myself, and in fact sometimes deliberately avoid reading the news because I'd rather not spend the next six hours trying to fend off apoplexy.  But from the behavior of many of these folks, it seems like they positively relish the opportunity to rant and rave about the latest thing the evil secularists are doing to hasten the End Times and play right into the hands of Satan.

The latest thing to get the wacko SuperChristians' knickers in a twist is, of all things, the "Fidget Spinner."  Myself, I thought these things were innocent little devices intended to help people with attention issues concentrate by giving their hands something to do, much the way my younger son's more enlightened teachers used to let him work on making chain mail while he was listening to the lesson.  (I kid you not; in his first two years in high school, he made an entire chain mail shirt, weighing over fifty pounds, made from over 5,000 steel rings.)

So my general feeling about Fidget Spinners is that they're a clever tool to help people who problems focusing.  But no.

The Fidget Spinner is an evil device imported directly from the Pits of Hell.



Apparently what got these nutjobs in an uproar is that when you hold the Spinner, your thumb and forefinger make a circle and your other three fingers stick out, which is clearly a Satanic symbol, except when it means "okay."  The sign, we're told, represents 666, the Number of the Beast from the Book of Revelation:
If you grab the newest gadget released into the slave camp, what's called "a fidget spinner", you"ll notice that you're instantly making the famous 666 masonic gang sign. Now 666 isn't really the sign of the devil but is simply an equation of 6+6+6=18. Inside an ancient symbol based code (called gematria), all numbers have to be reduced to 1 digit by simply adding the digits together, so 18 is really 1+8=9... 
So when you see a "9", which is what the 666 hand symbol really is, you're seeing an ancient gang sign that shouts........."what you think is different here isn't different at all. It just looks different to give you an illusion of choice, but the outcome is always the same no matter what....and that outcome is always what we want."
No, what I'm shouting is, "This is about the only shape your hand can make when you pick something up between your thumb and forefinger, you fucking loon."

But that kind of argument never stops people like this, who call Fidget Spinners "the Devil's Yo-Yo."  Which, you have to admit, would make a killer name for a band.

I'm happy to say that there are Christians who are pointing this out for the nonsense it is.  Over at the site Hello Christian, they address the question "Are Fidget Spinners Satanic?" directly, and come to the answer, "No."  They do warn, however, that Spinners are dangerous, citing an incident wherein a boy threw his Spinner into the air and it came back down and hit him in the head.

Of course, the same results could have been achieved with a bowling ball, and I don't see anyone warning people about the dangers of those.

Anyhow: there's nothing evil about Fidget Spinners, and I hope that the wingnuts who are currently running around in circles making alarmed little squeaking noises will calm down.  It'll only be temporary, of course, because tonight they'll be back online, scouring the interwebz for another thing to freak out about.  It's a losing battle.
09 Jun 15:14

Caught on camera: Woman distracted by cellphone falls down cellar door

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I honestly don't know how she missed the doors. It looked like she looked right at them

Her son says that there's more to it than cautionary tale of being distracted by your phone, though.

09 Jun 14:45

Who does this? Woman rips off flowers from porch with toddler in tow

SpinnyNuNu

People suck

A woman is caught on camera stealing flowers from the front porch of a man who recently had his leg amputated

09 Jun 14:32

McCain says his confusing questions resulted from tiredness

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It wasn't going over anyone's head. That would imply that it was coherent and we all somehow failed to correctly interpret his meaning.

McCain said, "I get the sense from Twitter that my line of questioning today went over people's heads."

09 Jun 13:54

Police: Bobcat traps family inside their house

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I would much rather deal with the tiny frog infestation that I'm dealing with than a bobcat infestation.

The animal cornered a mother and her two young children a bathroom.

08 Jun 14:09

Erick Erickson: I Worship Jesus, Which Is Why I Don’t Care About God’s Other Creation

by Hemant Mehta
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Being a good steward of the planet literally means that you have to care about global warming

Scientific ignorance mixed with religious complacency is a bad combination.EricksonClimate
08 Jun 10:54

Josh Duggar, Playing the Victim Card, Joins Lawsuit Filed By His Sisters

by David G. McAfee
Josh Duggar, the Christian TV personality and admitted child molester who is currently attempting a slow comeback to public life, is now pretending to be a victim.He’s joining a lawsuit filed by the sisters he abused against the police over the release of their interview discussing the molestation.DuggarTalkABC
08 Jun 10:28

Viral Post Shows White Jesus Crashing Mormon Couple’s Engagement Photos

by David G. McAfee
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This is so incredibly creepy

Don’t hire White Jesus to appear in your photos. The internet will not be happy.JesusEngagement
08 Jun 10:11

Senators try to quiet Harris, but she doesn't back down

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He basically shushed her for trying to get a straight answer.

Senate intelligence committee Chairman Richard Burr shut down a line of questioning from California Sen. Kamala Harris at Wednesday's hearing.