BestCollegeReviews.org has taken a look at some of the most classic drinking games of all time. Here are eight that will make any party a good time. Drink responsibly!

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Como San Pedro, hasta en tres ocasiones me negué a subir a este blog la fotografía que está saltando de retuit en whatsapp en las últimas semanas, sobre todo entre los usuarios digitales y de redes sociales de Santiago. No me inspiraba nada, más allá del comentario jocoso. Me la enseñaron en diferentes teléfonos móviles y me la enviaron a través de mis cuentas de correo electrónico, profesionales y personales, pero me pareció anecdótica y me olvidé del asunto. Sin embargo, por los caprichos tecnológicos del señor Steve Jobs, se quedó atrapada en el carrete de imágenes de mi IPhone. Esta semana, tras conectar el terminal a mi ordenador, saltó de nuevo a mi pantalla de 15 pulgadas. Cuando iba a eliminarla para siempre, admito que me detuve en los detalles. Ya sabrán de qué va el grueso de la escena: dos jóvenes despatarrados de madrugada sobre las piedras de un reconocible casco histórico compostelano practicando sexo sin importales la presencia de varios viandantes alrededor. A alguno de estos sorprendidos peatones nocturnos le faltó tiempo para desenfundar su cámara y reflejar el polvo callejero, que por otra parte no tiene nada que no nos haya enseñado Almodóvar. El ejercicio de rabioso periodismo ciudadano saltó de forma inmediata a la galería de morbosas curiosidades de la noche compostelana (ver el artículo “Se lo que hicisteis la última noche”).

Una de la primeras técnicas que se aprende en mi degradada profesión es la de la pirámide invertida. Consiste en estructurar la noticia respondiendo a las que en el mundo anglosajón denominan las 5 w [Qué (what), quién (who), cuándo (when), dónde (where) y por qué (why)]. Enseguida me di cuenta de que en esta no noticia gráfica pinchaba, además del muchacho, una de estas cinco patas. La entradilla sería sencilla: una pareja a la que por fortuna no se le reconoce practica sexo hace aproximadamente tres semanas en una calle de Santiago porque le da un apretón. O simplemente porque le da la gana. Bien, pero, ¿en qué calle exactamente? Ahí es donde patinaron los divulgadores de la imagen. De forma insistente se dijo en los comentarios que acompañaban al documento en diferentes soportes sociales que la escena tuvo lugar en la Rúa Nova, a pocos metros de un conocido pub en el que funciona aquello de que el roce hace el cariño. Gatillazo en toda regla. Como estos dos fogosos jóvenes, también soy un apasionado de todas y cada una de las piedras del casco histórico de Santiago, aunque de otra forma. Se me resistió un poco, pero finalmente di con el lugar del desenfreno: se trata de la rúa de Santo Agostiño, a un paso de la Praza de Abastos, entre las puertas de la iglesia y la del colegio mayor del mismo nombre.

Reconozco que me siento un tanto contrariado por contribuir a divulgar este chascarrillo digital, pero tengo el vicio de poner cada cosa en su sitio, en este caso en la calle correcta. Así que si  he molestado a alguien, que sepa que en mi descargo citaré a declarar a un testigo cercano, San Agustín, que dijo: “Ama y haz lo que quieras; si callas, callarás con amor; si corriges, corregirás con amor; si perdonas, perdonarás con amor”. Pues eso. 

Buenas noches.

Nope-ity nope nope nope.

A fetish called ocular linctus, "worming" or in more casual terms, "eyeball licking" has been sweeping through middle schools in Japan.

Source: youtube.com

It's basically what it sounds like: you put your tongue on someone's eyeball.

OH MY GOD.

Source: youtube.com

For many teens, eyeball licking is the new "second base" and comes after making out.

In one classroom of 12-year-olds, one third of students confessed to "worming" or being "wormed."

Source: youtube.com

But it's not just teens; adults are using "worming" as a type of foreplay.

"My boyfriend started licking my eyeballs years ago and I just loved it. I'm not with him anymore, but I still like to ask guys to lick my eyeballs," a 29-year-old grad student from the U.S. Virgin Islands told The Huffington Post. "I just love it because it turns me on, like sucking on my toes. It makes me feel all tingly."

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Somewhere deep in a bamboo forest at the foot of the Himalayas, a red panda is binge watching Arrested Development and reblogging pics of avocados.

Ermahgerd... The McRib's back. AGAIN.

Wait... these life hacks are... like... super useful.

Well, I guess I'll give this "Paleo" thing a try.

But that means no more chicken nuggets, right? Okay, I thought so. But I just thought I'd ask.

Kristen Stewart cheated on R-Patz with WHO?

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Desperation is mostly inseparable from masculinity. Men strain for fame, for female attention, for sad, trivial triumphs over one another. We are a people perpetually trying to figure it all out—flexing in the mirror, using lines we've heard before, trying to seem bold and dignified. We're not cowboys or poets. If we are, we wear it as a disguise. Mostly, we are vulnerable and self-conscious and probably masturbating for the third time on a Tuesday afternoon, because we're off and that Lea Thompson scene in All the Right Moves just came on. We are not men, but almost. Note: columns may also contain William Holden hero worship and meditations on cured meats.

It is conceivable that, one day, I will meet someone who has walked on another planet. The person will describe for me the cosmic insignificance of our individual lives and how simultaneously splendid and bleak the universe is. I will make a face and wait for the person to finish, and then I will say, “Yes, but have you seen the fifth episode in the fourth season of Gigolos?”

Gigolos (Showtime) concludes its fourth season this evening at 11 PM. It is sort of an Entourage: People Maybe Addicted to Amphetamines Edition, hitting all the familiar notes of day drinking and homophobia and doing whatever it takes to make it. The show focuses on five Las Vegas members of Cowboys 4 Angels, a straight-male escort agency. The escorts are all meticulously waxed and ostentatiously accessorized, their muscles pumped up like inflatable mattresses. Their lives are measured in deadlift reps and UV rays and financing rates on silver Range Rovers. Their whole existence is tribal tattoos, “breaking a sweat six days a week,” pensive stares, loving life, having mottos, jiu-jitsu, getting “totally transformed,” limousines and bottle service, implausible dick bulges, bootcut jeans.

One member, Bradley Lord, says in a voiceover, as footage plays of him spanking a black woman during a web cam show, “I enjoy life. I even have tattoos on me that say that, 'You know, live every day, live to the fullest, be true to yourself.'” They inhabit a world in which the grandest, most emphatic gesture you can make is to write meaningless bromides onto your body.

Dates are arranged by Cowboys 4 Angels founder and walking receding hairline, Garren James. Among the five members are a long-haired spiritualist who thinks you just have to be, like, sensitive to her needs, man (Ash Armand); the US Marines vet with the perfect body (Lord); and the in-on-the-joke, self-described "feminist," Vin Armani. (Armani is also notable for being a real human person named Vin Armani.)

But if you are watching this show it is for the last two members, Nick Hawk and Brace Land.

At various points of the show’s existence, Land has looked anywhere between 31 and 78 years old. His tan alternates between “fried ham,” “Dorito,” and “clementine rind rotting in a compost pile.” His neck looks like a rhinoceros foot. Brace says he does not know what a glory hole is. When someone tells him, he squints and shakes his head and curls his lips, as if he’s thinking, But what’s wrong with jamming yourself into a girl’s mouth the normal way? Then, in Brace’s brain, a miniature Brace high fives an identical miniature Brace, and the two go shopping for juicers and shirts with epaulets.

Brace has a “natural Viagra” supplement called ROAR. It is not an acronym; he means it like the noise carnivores make. He is a self-proclaimed “sexual god when it comes to having sex,” as opposed to a sexual god when it comes to carpentry or civil rights activism. He refers to sexual partners as “kills.” When one client reveals she is a former adult-film star (Adult Video News hall-of-famer Hyapatia Lee), Brace says, “I’m gonna just do what I do and bang her out better than any other porn schmuck that’s ever banged her out.” Brace is not smirking when he says this. He says it like he feels it is truly and undeniably necessary to his survival as a man. He says it like the outcome of a Will Smith movie hangs in the balance.

Nick Hawk calls himself a "rapper," except his rapping sounds like a person with diarrhea frantically reading the back of an Imodium box. He has all the charisma of the computerized female voice giving you directions from your Garmin. He raps unironically about going "sick in the club" and “getting up in it.” In one line, he says “I make a big entrance/I like to be naked.” His sentences are just barely coherent in the way sentences are when you use a free Spanish-to-English translator on the internet.

While recording “Tippin and Sippin,” a “poppier” song that was going to “take me to the next level,” Nick decided that the missing, essential element to his creative output was female sex noises as backing vocals. He gets three ordinary-looking women to moan unconvincingly in a studio until he realizes, ugh, there’s just no substitute for the real thing, and then has aggressive sex with the last girl while she makes noises into a microphone.

His website features at least 16 different fonts, celebrating that uniquely adolescent idea of IMPRESSIVE: loud noises you can’t turn off and bright sidebars molesting your senses unrepentantly; whiz-bang features that do nothing but provide access to more of his edgy ruminations on hashtags and Gary Busey. In the Survey section, next to “What Sound Or Noise Do You Hate” he puts “Any humility / Crying / Car not starting.” On his BUCKET LIST he includes “Hang glide in Brazil or with eagles,” “Go on tour with music,” and “Cabo—Spring Break.” It is the most generically American Male idea of escapism and luxury that one could possibly fathom. Presumably, future amendments to his bucket list will include “Buy a dope recliner,” “Learn golf,” and “own a Cheesecake Factory.”

Nick has a “penis pendant necklace,” which is literally a miniature silver penis hanging from a chain. If you know nothing about Nick Hawk besides this, understand that this is not a self-aware celebration of himself or a symbol of his occupation, but something very explicit about his ethos. Basically, I have a necklace of a penis because I also have a real penis because man fuck girl in cave.

In his talking head interviews, Nick speaks in a bouncy, sing-song cadence, the way REBORN customers speak in infomercials: BEFORE I FOUND NUTRISYSTEM I WAS A MESS. AND THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED. Each sentence contains a narrative and a triumph and a new identity. Everything he does is some alpha male power play. Nick is almost electrically invigorated by ambition. Not so much by any ambitions in particular, but that as human beings we get to have them. That we get to WIN at THINGS and CONQUEOR our FEARS. To him, sometimes he is conquering genitals and other times he is conquering recording studios. He doesn’t actually do any of this, but he seems completely unaware. There is a sense that Nick Hawk’s brain sees only the rocket, never the pile of rubble. He is a man who owns a wolf. Like, an actual wolf. A Canis lupus.

In one scene in the fifth episode of season four, Nick meets a client who is a female bodybuilder. She is pretty but excessively muscled. The two stare at each other from opposite ends of a couch. She jokes that she probably has bigger arms than Nick does. Nick says if she does it’s “going to be a problem” and immediately stands up and takes off his jacket. He tells her he’s sure he has bigger triceps than she does. They hold their arms against each other’s and determine that his are, in fact, bigger, and Hawk System aborts Rage Sequence. Moments later, while the two are having sex, Nick begins to raise and lower himself into her by performing several one-armed push-ups.

There is no punctuation yet created with which to adequately conclude that previous sentence. Seventeen periods? Do I put the rest of this on a separate website? Do I mail the sentence to you on a scrap of paper so that you can periodically reflect on it? Nick Hawk found a way to combine weightlifting with intercourse. He is a Freudian sonnet. To witness him in this moment is to comprehend the true expanse of human vanity. He has a tattoo on his penis of a comic book character.

Gigolos is unabashedly pornographic. Many of the scenarios are prearranged. The clients are themselves actors compensated by someone affiliated with the show. Whether actual penetration is even occurring on screen is inconclusive. It is an entirely disposable piece of television. But what really is the purpose of discerning what’s fake and what’s authentic in a show about professionals who are inauthentic for a living? Escorts are dedicated to something artificial—fake tans, dyed hair, exhaustingly maintained bodies and personas, disguising their true emotions, making the women feel loved when no one else can love them or when the women don’t have the time to be loved at all. It is a mirage; every bit of it. Of course, “Gigolos: We’re not real, but we’re not supposed to be” probably wouldn’t make for much of a tattoo.

Previously - Ryan Lochte Is a Human Jägerbomb

John Saward likes O.V. Wright and eating guacamole with no pants on. He lives in Connecticut. Follow him on Twitter @RBUAS.

A photo of the cards can be seen here.

Candlestick Maker
Types: Action
Cost: $2
+1 Action. +1 Buy. Take a Coin token.

Stonemason
Types: Action
Cost: $2+
Trash a card from your hand. Gain 2 cards each costing less than it.

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When you buy this, you may overpay for it. If you do, gain 2 Action cards each costing the amount you overpaid.

Doctor
Types: Action
Cost: $3+
Name a card. Reveal the top 3 cards of your deck. Trash the matches. Put the rest back on top in any order.

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When you buy this, you may overpay for it. For each $1 you overpaid, look at the top card of your deck; trash it, discard it, or put it back.

Masterpiece
Types: Treasure
Cost: $3+
Worth $1.

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When you buy this, you may overpay for it. If you do, gain a Silver per $1 you overpaid.

Advisor
Types: Action
Cost: $4
+1 Action. Reveal the top 3 cards of your deck. The player to your left chooses one of them. Discard that card. Put the other cards into your hand.

Herald
Types: Action
Cost: $4+
+1 Card. +1 Action. Reveal the top card of your deck. If it is an Action, play it.

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When you buy this, you may overpay for it. For each $1 you overpaid, look through your discard pile and put a card from it on top of your deck.

Plaza
Types: Action
Cost: $4
+1 Card. +2 Actions. You may discard a Treasure card. If you do, take a Coin token.

Taxman
Types: Action – Attack
Cost: $4
You may trash a Treasure from your hand. Each other player with 5 or more cards in hand discards a copy of it (or reveals a hand without it). Gain a Treasure card costing up to $3 more than the trashed card, putting it on top of your deck.

Baker
Types: Action
Cost: $5
+1 Card. +1 Action. Take a Coin token.

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Setup: Each player takes a Coin token.

Butcher
Types: Action
Cost: $5
Take 2 Coin tokens. You may trash a card from your hand and then pay any number of Coin tokens. If you did trash a card, gain a card with a cost of up to the cost of the trashed card plus the number of Coin tokens you paid.

Journeyman
Types: Action
Cost: $5
Name a card. Reveal cards from the top of your deck until you reveal 3 cards that are not the named card. Put those cards into your hand and discard the rest.

Merchant Guild
Types: Action
Cost: $5
+1 Buy. +$1.

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While this is in play, when you buy a card, take a Coin token.

Soothsayer
Types: Action – Attack
Cost: $5
Gain a Gold. Each other player gains a Curse. Each player who did draws a card.

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Good afternoon, ladies and germs. We'd just like to borrow your attentions for a moment to let you know our TV show, VICE, has been renewed for a second season on HBO. It took a lot of work, some of us almost died a bunch of times, there were many sleepless nights, high points and low, and now we're gearing up to do it all over again and can't wait. According to our co-founder, Shane Smith, "We learned a lot over the course of shooting season one, and are insanely excited over our story selection for season two. Now that our various parasites, hernias, and virulent rashes have been treated, we are ready in mind and in body to go out there and get the gold." Here, here.

This is the part where we're supposed to thank you guys for watching, we think (we're kind of winging it here—never had to write one of these before). And although it's a cliched sentiment that people in sparkly clothes at fancy awards shows like to wax on about, it's true that we wouldn't be getting a second season if you people weren't watching our show and enjoying all the weird crap we get ourselves in to. So thank you.

Don't forget to watch tomorrow night's season finale, which is entirely devoted to our recent trip to North Korea, and we'll see you next year.

AsapSCIENCE looks at the effect of myostatin levels on muscle growth.

AsapSCIENCE | Previously: Chidbirth Vs. Getting Kicked In The Balls

Leave all that shakin’ and stirrin’ to the pros. Let’s go find a container large enough to bathe a puppy in and fill it with booze and laugh and laugh and laugh.

Sparkling Peach and Thyme Sangria

Recipe here.

Source: fedandfit.com

Perfect Pimm's Cup

HULLO. Recipe here.

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Watermelon Margaritas

Serves about four; please don't hesitate to multiply. Recipe here.

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Base, animalistic and ravenous: Daniel Berger's book What Do Women Want claims that a sexist bias has obscured research int the female sex drive. (previously)

Tras las críticas por no realizar ningún homenaje en su parrilla, TVE por fin recuerda la figura de Constantino Romero. Un homenaje que ha sido realizado desde el veterano espacio de La 2 Saber y Ganar.

No es casual que el concurso de Jordi Hurtado rinda homenaje al famoso locutor, pues Constatino Romero alcanzó la gran popularidad con El Tiempo es Oro, un programa también ideado por Sergi Schaaff, mismo director de Saber y Ganar.

Con este tributo al inolvidable actor, doblador y presentador, los concursantes ponen a prueba su sabiduría catódica en un duelo especial que recordará los trabajos de Tino Romero en programas de TVE. Desde su primera vez ante la cámara en  Ya sé que tienes novio, una idea original de la Trinca, que emitió TVE en 1985 y que no triunfó, hasta sus apariciones estelares en formatos como Telepasión o en el mismísimo Un, dos, tres… 

De nuevo, el archivo de TVE se abre y lo hace en el mismo programa donde el propio Constantino acudió hace tres años para rememorar El Tiempo es Oro con motivo de la celebración de los cincuenta años de TVE en Catalunya. Fue una de sus últimas apariciones en su vieja casa, en Televisión Española. Fue así:

Y ADEMÁS…

¿Por qué TVE no realiza un homenaje a Constantino Romero?

Constantino Romero, hasta siempre

El fin de los presentadores de raza

 
How delightful is this? Happy dogs, traveling in cars, with the wind in their ears.
 

 
Via Arbroath
 

Thanks Andy

 

Desde hace ya un tiempo hemos visto la salida de las diferentes aplicaciones para móviles y tablets que nos trasladan nuestro juego favorito de mesa a un formato electrónico para poder jugar en cualquier lado, y como no podía ser otra, Playdek, la compañía que ha sacado títulos tan grandes como Nightfall, Ascension, Fluxx o Summoner Wars, saca hoy a la venta uno de los mejores juegos del diseñador alemán Uwe Rosenberg, Agricola.

Este gran juego de colocación de trabajadores por fin llega a nuestros dispositivos móviles para traernos toda la diversión. Ya podremos jugar en cualquier momento contra la máquina o contra personas que estén en cualquier lugar del mundo gracias a su partida online.

Aquí os voy a dejar con la nota de prensa del lanzamiento, y con el enlace para que podáis comprarlo. Dentro de poco tendréis la correspondiente reseña.

EL ESPERADÍSIMO JUEGO AGRICOLA DE PLAYDEK RETA A LOS JUGADORES A CONSTRUIR LA GRANJA MÁS PRODUCTIVA; ARAD, SEMBRAD Y COSECHAD LOS FRUTOS DE LA VICTORIA

El nuevo título para dispositivos móviles basado en el galardonado juego de mesa saldrá a la venta el 13 de junio

CARLSBAD, California, 13 de junio de 2013 – Playdek, el galardonado desarrollador y editor de juegos de mesa en versión digital, ha anunciado hoy el próximo lanzamiento de Agricola, el juego de estrategia definitivo que enganchará a muchos por su sencillo pero detallado mundo de plantaciones y granjas. App StoreAgricola, disponible en la App Store desde el 13 de junio de 2013 para iPhone, iPad e iPod touch, pone a prueba las habilidades de los jugadores, quienes deberán diseñar una estrategia y tomar las decisiones apropiadas para llegar a tener la granja familiar más productiva.Para apoyar la nueva línea de juego y ofrecer a los jugadores todavía más opciones, en otoño Playdek sacará también dos expansiones de Agricola: las barajas interactiva y compleja.

Agricola está basado en el juego de mesa del célebre diseñador alemán Uwe Rosenberg y Lookout Games. Se trata de un juego por turnos que hará las delicias tanto de la familia como de aquellos que se tomen la estrategia más en serio. Es fácil de aprender y su dificultad puede adaptarse desde niveles más sencillos hasta más avanzados. Seguro que el mensaje que transmite de vida sostenible atrae a jugadores de todas las edades.

Ambientado en la Europa del siglo XVII, los jugadores empiezan con un granjero y su esposa, una choza de dos habitaciones y una parcela de terreno sin nada. El reto es usar los miembros de la familia para reunir recursos y cultivar la tierra, criar animales y tener la granja más productiva con un buen equilibrio de bienes al final de la partida.

“Agricola es un título muy esperado que disfrutarán enormemente las familias que gusten de jugar juntos mientras viajan o están en casa; estamos muy ilusionados con su lanzamiento este mismo verano”, comenta Joel Goodman, presidente de Playdek. “Aunque el juego se aprende rápido, cuenta con una complejidad de detalles que enganchará hasta a los usuarios más avanzados. Es ingeniosamente adictivo y atraerá a un amplio abanico de jugadores.”

Surgirán más desafíos y estrategias a medida que los jugadores opten por añadir a la mezcla oficios y adquisiciones menores. Para que la cosecha sea mayor, se puede añadir un panadero o un carnicero a la familia, o un horno o taller adicional a la casa. No hay que olvidar que cuanto mayor sea la familia, más manos habrá para ayudar, pero también más bocas que alimentar en el momento de la cosecha.

“Con Agricola, Playdek se alza como nuevo referente para los juegos de mesa en iPad”, comenta Hanno Girke, propietario de Lookout Games. “La empresa ha hecho un trabajo espectacular para trasladar el juego de mesa a las tabletas y dispositivos móviles. Playdek no deja de subir el listón en el género.”

Agricola puede jugarse en línea o sin conexión. Las opciones sin conexión incluyen modos de juego familiar o básico “pasar y jugar” o modo de un solo jugador contra rivales controlados por la propia aplicación. La serie en solitario, también presente en la versión de mesa original, permite competir, en vez de contra rivales, contra una serie de objetivos de dificultad creciente. Entre las opciones en línea se incluyen partidas asíncronas (por turnos) o en tiempo real, así como partidas rápidas en las que se pueden configurar los parámetros de juego para que se unan otras personas. El nuevo sistema de emparejamiento cuenta con clasificaciones de jugadores. Aquellos que sean nuevos en Agricola tienen a su disposición varios tutoriales y funciones como Manual de reglas y la Galería de cartas que les facilitarán mucho el aprendizaje.

El juego está disponible en siete idiomas: español, inglés, francés, italiano, alemán, ruso y portugués de Brasil. www.playdekgames.comApp StoreEncontraréis más imágenes, los requisitos técnicos y demás información en www.playdekgames.com o en la App Store.(Precio recomendado 6,99 $). Clasificación por edades: +12. Este otoño estarán disponibles las dos nuevas expansiones de la aplicación con un precio especial de lanzamiento de 0,99 $ cada una.

Si quieres comprar el juego entra en el siguiente enlace:

Studio C

Greg Cartwright returns with a stack of wax for Ichiban!

Listen now!

Mello-Tones - Twistin' Guitar
Mel Street - Moonshine Man
Elmer Lush - Tavern Song
Marvin Rainwater - Gamblin' Man
Buck Jones - Box Of Grass
Charlie Starr - Solitary Woman
Red West - My Babe
Wild Bill Cooksy - Mississippi Hippie
Ray Griff - Sugar From My Candy
Mel Tillis - Loco Weed
Rose Maddox - What Good Will It Do
Eddie Noack - Shotgun House
Ilene Rushing - Shake It Baby
Dean Greer - Who Can That Fool Be
Freddy McDuff - Jack Daddy
Red West - Bossa Nova Mommza
Les Waldroop - Watergate Bugs
George Darro - Eye'n You Up
Jerry McGill - I Wanna Make Sweet Love
Betty Foley - Old Moon
Ricky Wilkins - Hang Loose
Loyd Howell - Truck Driving Jack
Zookie & The Potentates - Bachelors Got It Made
Ray Smith - Let Yourself Go
Jerry Reed - Twist-A-Roo
Mello-Tones - Walkin' Charlie
Dennis Wheeler - Rock Bottom

Everyone needs professionally-trained Mascots. Especially Princesses. (Wait for the 2 min. mark)

For more on the needs of princesses:

• Episode 1a
• Episode 1b
• Episode 1c (mascot episode)
• Episode 3a
• Episode 3b
• Episode 4a
• Episode 4b
• Episode 5a
• Episode 5b (It's not "d")
• Episode 6a
• Episode 6b
• Episode 7a
• Episode 7b
• Episode 8
And in other news: Vegetable Seppuku

If I were someone who looked at traffic cameras as my job, this would be the best workday for me in the history of the world.

SMBC

Mental Floss are continuing their Summer Bummer series (episode 1) with a second episode, talking more about Micromorts, which measure the probability that something is going to kill you (1 micromort - 1/1,000,000 chance of dying).


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La competencia de las nuevas salas, las descargas de Internet y la bajada de la recaudación obligan a abandonar las proyecciones

It might be a spoiler alert for some films, but Does the Dog Die can stop you from shedding a whole slew of tears. The purpose of the site is pretty clear give the name: you can search for any film to find out if animals die in it. The site will also tell you if an animal gets hurt or appears dead, but ultimately ends up ok.

If you had this as a kid, maybe you could avoid having your heart ripped out when you watch the end of Old Yeller.

Link

Ah yes, there’s Bastard kid, Blonde lady, One-Eyed Jack, and King Of The Guys.

Reddit user Sartro made his dad, a casual viewer of Game Of Thrones, try and name every character.

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As you can see, it's a lot more complicated than you'd think...

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I think you’ll agree, dear discerning Dangerous Minds readers, that this would be difficult to top… either in the near term, or decades from now.

Wow, where to start with this one? Or should I even try? Just hit play, but be SURE to watch it all the way to the end, because it just keeps ramping up and up in the insanity department until the genius ending. It’s laugh out loud funny, but when it’s over your jaw will be on the ground, and trust me, it will stay there.

This is every flavor of wrong and then some.

It will probably not come as a surprise that this well-adjusted young lady also happens to be employed at Dennis Hof’s World Famous Bunny Ranch in Nevada. I wonder if he still gets a cut of that as her “manager”?
 

Documento sonoro:

Una de tantas muestras de su contundencia sonora con una magnífica mezcla de R&B, swing, punk y rockabilly.