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05 Feb 18:52

Where Did Princess Leia's Dress Come From?

by John Farrier

(Minimumble/Chris Hallbeck)

Hey, that's a good question! It's unlikely that Ewok tribes keep human dresses around for just this sort of occasion. Where did they get that dress (screenshot below) that they gave to Leia?

There's good potential for a story here. Writers have done a lot with minor characters. One broken droid who briefly appeared at the beginning of Episode IV was turned into Skippy the Jedi Droid. Writers could tell the story of the woman who wore Leia's dress before Wicket and his friends ate her. Heck, why not make it a feature-length movie?

05 Feb 18:11

La banda neoyorquina The Fleshtones hace escala en Ferrol dentro de su gira por España

by Ary López

ARY LÓPEZ | Miércoles 5 febrero 2014 | 13:57

Rozan la veintena de álbumes, editados con la excusa de divertir en los directos porque es ahí donde crecen, se quitan años de encima y al público les hacen un favor bien saludable. Ahora, en plena gira por España, paran en Ferrol este jueves y lo hacen dentro de un tour que se prolongará a lo largo de unas incesantes tres semanas.

Keith Streng (guitarra y voces), Peter Zaremba (armónica, teclado y voces), Ken Fox (bajo) y Bill Milhizer (batería) son The Fleshtones y su recién parido último trabajo es Wheel of talent. Lo componen trece temas entre los que destaca un intento de acercamiento a nuestra lengua con Veo la luz, además de invitar a la legendaria voz de Southern Culture On The Skids, Mary Huff, en Just for a smile.

El grupo, creado en 1976, fue coetáneo de otros como los Dictators, Blondie o Ramones. Es a estos últimos hacia quienes siempre declararon un cariño especial y, para muestra, han incluido una pieza en su último disco dedicado al conjunto liderado por Johnny, Dee Dee, Tommy y Joey Ramone.

Durante sus primeros años, los Fleshtones fueron esponjas que tal vez empaparían hasta la última gota de todos los bares pero, además, absorbieron una tan amplia gama de estilos musicales como paletas cromáticas y así dieron color a numerosas fórmulas sonoras. De entre todas ellas, su hijo mimado fue siempre el rock and roll y de él salieron sus hermanos pequeños. Mucho garajismo, soul, rhythm and blues y pop and rock surfero fueron las ondas sobre las que han flotado en estos casi cuarenta tacos de vida.

Y es que precisamente lo que les hace eternos es haber continuado su carrera sin hacer ningún alto en el camino. Y así, hasta nuestros días. No todas las bandas pueden presumir de ello y tal vez a los Fleshtones les bastó hacer suya la idea de que ‘la unión hace la fuerza’ para seguir divirtiendo.

Este jueves lo harán a partir de las diez de la noche en la Sala Super 8, donde las entradas para verlos cuestan -anticipadas o en taquilla- entre 12 y 15 euros, respectivamente.

El cuarteto neoyorquino The Fleshtones actuarán este jueves en la Sala Super 8.

El cuarteto neoyorquino The Fleshtones actuarán este jueves en la Sala Super 8.

05 Feb 10:49

MODELOS DE MUJER

by noreply@blogger.com (Lo dice Diana Aller)
De la misma forma que siento un morbosísimo interés por yonkies, exorcismos o anoréxicas, me fascina la imagen de la mujer que se proyecta en los medios de comunicación; y no sé si soy demasiado mayor, demasiado segura o demasiado miedosa, pero me siento del todo inmune y lejana a las protestas que veo a mi alrededor.
Por supuesto, cuando veo documentales como éste, pienso con horror que la cosa es seria, que en efecto es un reflejo del mundo real, del mundo inventado por varones para las mujeres, y sobre todo del desigual reparto y entendimiento del poder.
De verdad que no tengo ninguna obsesión con Lucía Etxebarria, pero he de citarla (una vez más) porque el otro día colgó un vídeo sobre este tema del todo revelador que me hizo darme cuenta de que la cosa iba más allá de lo que yo presuponía. Mostrar a la mujer como una cosa desmembrada, como pedazos de carne que no constituyen nada... ¿Realmente eso es lo que perciben las niñas? ¿Lo que desean los hombres? (Creo que es más bien lo que les frustra no tener).
Ilusa yo, suelo creer que que la mayoría perciben como monstruos a las mujeres (y a los varones) que salen en la tv, tal y como me ocurre a mí. No puedo evitar arrebatarme ante magacines televisivos y revistas; olvidarme de los problemas y degustar una buena ración de hipérbole cárnica, sexualización de ancianas y cabellos teñidos de artificial rubio canario. Me gusta sí. Pero no aspiro a ser nada siquiera parecido a eso. Es más, mi idea del éxito y la felicidad es precisamente la opuesta.


Pero no veo ni sombra de ironía, ni una lectura doble, triple o un pelín profunda en los juicios fáciles sobre las mujeres que aparecen en televisión.
Resulta descorazonador ver que esos son los modelos reales de feminidad (¿de verdad lo son? ¿la rara soy yo?)...
A mí me da la impresión que esa gente musculada y peliteñida tipo Pachá Ibiza huelen mal, que son fuente de risas y que representan solo una desconexión cerebral o ensoñación pasajera para seres plurineuronales. Identifico esas pieles gastadas con poca higiene, con sordidez, con pobreza y aspiraciones incumplidas.
Pero al parecer (y reitero que me sorprende un montón) para la mayoría es el modelo -particularmente el femenino- a seguir. Mujeres sin relevancia, sin personalidad, sin poder. Mujeres inertes, finitas, que solo son mujeres.
A mi me flipan las mujeres de piel muy blanca o muy oscura, de labios finos y sensuales imperfecciones. Mujeres con una obscena arruguita en el cuello (que según escuché hace poco significaba gran interés y actividad sexual). Mujeres proporcionadas, con ombligos hacia fuera, lunares indecorosos, pezones como galletas Campurrianas. Guapas raras, bracilargas, con frentes estrechas y barbillas redondas. Con codos resecos y vaginas hidratadas (que es lo normal, pese a lo que nos vende la publicidad). Mujeres valientes, enfadadas, felices, despistadas, groseras, exquisitas, mujeres que huelen a fresco, a noche turbadora, a sudor limpio, a cefalotórax, a fuselaje... Mujeres que yerran, que piden perdón o no lo piden jamás, directoras de su vida, simpáticas alcohólicas, ilustres perdedoras, dignas millonarias, hermosísimas cincuentonas...Orejas coloradas y maternales que parece que van a arder; labios resecos como de tanto relamerse; huyuelos en la barbilla; pupilas de colores de rocas calcáreas; pecas como tostadas constelaciones, artificio elegido, naturaleza impuesta, desafío al cánon siempre.
Me fijo mucho en el pelo: la calidad capilar, la cantidad, los matices de color, el brillo, el corte... De hecho en todos los anuncios de champú y acondicionador, prefiero el Antes (de cabellos indómitos y a veces en blanco y negro) que el Después (de pelo brillante como de muñeco de Famosa). Me gusta ese remolino en el nacimiento del pelo que es único, que se aprecia en los primeros planos del cine europeo, en esa mujer indefinida que viaja delante en el tren, en esa amiga de mi madre que siempre me fascinó. Me gustan los símbolos que Hollywood borra en las mujeres, aunque quizá me gusten solo por eso.
Estoy convencida de que todo esto que escribo no es solo cosa mía, es de una obviedad ofensiva, es innecesario, es evidentísimo...

A lo mejor soy rarísima, pero para mí Angelina Jolie y Aramís Fuster son el mismo tipo de mujer; sin embargo mis heroínas, llenas de vida y con claroscuros dignos de Durero, son todas diferentes y ¡tan dispares...!
¿Verdad que no soy la única?

*Siento aparecer poco por aquí, tanto mi becario como yo estamos desbordados de trabajo. Prometo que en un par de meses volveremos a estar a pleno rendimiento, mientras tanto, actualizaré menos de lo que me gustaría.

Lo dice Diana Aller
05 Feb 10:16

El sótano - 5 años sin Lux Interior - 04/02/14

El 4 de febrero abandonó este mundo el inefable cantante de The Cramps. Un lustro desde que dejó a la guitarrista Posion Ivy a su suerte. Celebramos el día de San Lux Interior rememorando la trayectoria de esta banda, su discografía y, lo que es más importante, su intransferible e inimitable forma de entender el RocknRoll. Playlist; I was a teenage werewolf, Quick Joey Small, The way I walk, Human fly, Rockin bones, Sunglasses after dark, Cant find my mind, Call of the wighat, How far can too far go?, Bikini girls with machine guns, Dames booze chains and boots, Strange love, Like a bad girl should, Taboo e Its just that song.

05 Feb 10:16

«The Taliban is the worst. Great heroin, though». — Creed...



«The Taliban is the worst. Great heroin, though». — Creed Bratton.

05 Feb 10:11

Old School,,,

by dw
05 Feb 10:07

Bienvenido a Zaira Nº 131

by bienvenidoazaira@gmail.com (Joaquin)

5 años de cómic para esto. ¡Bien!

04 Feb 23:46

27 More Hilarious Spelling Mistakes That People On Twitter Can’t Stop Making

by Michael Koh
I just can’t believe that these men and women do not use spell check on their phones. I mean, doesn’t it come pre-enabled? They must be pretty confident in their spelling abilities! Here’s more spelling mistakes on Twitter for your enjoyment. Read the original 27 post here.

1. “apidimi”

Hate is the apidimi of destruction.

— ashley. (@_eternalpromise) February 2, 2014

This "music life" is the apidimi of life. Exposes the realness and or falseness in a person.

— rıєċє ransom (@microphonelove) October 11, 2013

I can't handle stupid people and I can't handle winey people and you are the apidimi of both. So shut up before I brutally murder you. 😡🔫

— Kassidy Coburn (@kassyvengeance) August 5, 2013

This word is seriously the epitome of all that is wrong with not spell checking.

2. “…winey”

I just can't get over how winey and annoying some people are 24/7 on Twitter 😒

— Shayne Kendall (@Shayne_Kendall) February 2, 2014

I have no time for stuck up winey people🔫

— Jessica (@jesslongdenx) January 30, 2014

French people are so damn winey uhg shut the fuck up im sleeping

— ✩YUNG COCONUT✩ (@effyakamian) February 4, 2014

Dear people with winey voices.. Come a little closer so I can punch you in the face 👊

— Megan Lowry (@Meglowryy) January 21, 2014

Wait, when they’re saying “winey” voices, do they mean drunk voices?

3. “…go to collage”

Can I go to collage yet

— Daniel (@Dan_Man_96) February 4, 2014

My mom wants me to go to collage near home. HAHAHA NO.

— ☯ (@amourlashai) February 4, 2014

I'm sure he could could go to a team and get 2 all starts there and win a few rings but he don't have to. This ain't collage.

— Curtis Snow (LD) (@wildteefs) February 4, 2014

Some niggas gonna collage some niggas go to jail

— Follow IG: Stussy_3 (@HumbleLeslie_12) February 4, 2014

You can’t go to collage, you make ‘em.

4. “…barley…”

I wanna go to school without my glasses , cause I feel when I wear them so much I can barley see when there off -_-

— Neccaa (@MarieDiaz2026) February 4, 2014

@Hallie_Fortin I can only wear titanium and there's barley any cute ones 😒

— Erica (@_EricaOleary) February 4, 2014

I barley texted anyone while I was down there

— 〰Megan Gorman〰 (@megangorman1999) February 4, 2014

I actually didn't know it was possible to hate someone so much that you barley know, but then there's you

— Arianna Smith (@ariannasmith22) February 4, 2014

Barley is a great source of fiber, I think. Right?

5. “Aifel Tower”

Logan if you keep being so hot, I swear, I'll jump off of the Aifel Tower. pic.twitter.com/8La9ZKuQa1

— Stay Strong (@iRushDemetria) September 23, 2013

Used to b the aifel tower dunno if I spelled it right tho…I dnt knw if it still is RT @AnnabelleKayy: What's … http://t.co/HIpgJy3d

— Mulla (@yungmulla02) September 17, 2012

chillin with some friends at the Aifel tower. what's good nigguh? http://t.co/G6D10noT

— Васила Иванова (@VasilaIvanova) December 30, 2011

6. “corn roads”

IF YU WHITE N YAW GOT CORN ROADS IN YO HAIR KILLURSELF

— THICK AF (@KEiSHACAKESXXX) April 26, 2013

lol do guys still have corn roads in 2013?

— Punished Snake (@nostlga) June 20, 2013

Just because I'm white doesn't mean I can't have corn roads in my hair, right?

— Singularity (@ImSingularity) July 4, 2013

It's 2013 & niggaz still rockin corn roads like it's tha early 00's

— Tiana (@starstarstar24) November 8, 2013

I’m just shaking my head right now.

7. “I’m a genious”

Gosh… I'm a genious, can't help it.

— ❤ Penélope ❤ (@Pennie_Bennie) February 4, 2014

I'm a freaking genious

— Justin Smith (@thewhiteJRSmith) February 4, 2014

wow sometimes I swear I'm a genious

— Ashley Johnson (@A3Johnson) February 4, 2014

I wish I had a nap, but I didn't because I was working. I should sleep now, and maybe I could have a nap in my dream. God, I'm genious!

— LM™‎​ (@melillynda) February 3, 2014

8. “sillowet “

at night in my window i see a sillowet

— Cesar Reyna ♪ (@Triplee6__) February 4, 2014

#Sillowet of a perfect frame. Shadows of your smile will always remain…

— Boo-Gatti. (@lexxaye) December 8, 2011

Creepy art I did in college found this awesome program that does this sillowet effect. :) I'm feeling better now btw. http://t.co/KbMShiN

— William Betteridge (@PolygonBird) April 11, 2011

9. “human bean”

My only hope rn is that work will be dead today because of the Super Bowl. I'm just way too tired to function like a proper human bean.

— Christine. (@UnicornM3rmaid) February 2, 2014

Sometimes i really wonder if i'm a dateable human bean

— Nicole White (@nikpee) February 2, 2014

Yes I'm a dancer, a rapper. I am involved with both artistic life. But I'm a human bean just like everyone.

— Jacquaes (@JayDreamsBig) February 1, 2014

I'm beginning to feel like a human bean again. #beingsicksucks

— theresa (@teestark) February 1, 2014

Don't judge me I'm also a human bean #MemorableTweets

— Malome S'ferb_uworry (@LEFTY_moriski) February 1, 2014

*bangs head on desk*

10. “fake an organism”

Bitches will fake an organism and have niggaz thinking he really putting in work during sex

— HOEzay (@iSell_Pussy4EBT) December 2, 2013

See, a girl can fake an organism, but a guy can't fake their tiny dick (; #Sorry

— Dezabell✨ (@Indica_Zerkonia) May 15, 2013

Girls special powers: The ability to fake an organism Guys special powers: The ability to fake entire relationship #factsoflife

— حكيم مهدي (@keemosobi) July 10, 2012

11. “mysery “

Life is just a mystery, full of pain & mysery.

— Ana ⚡️ (@anasanchez2255) February 4, 2014

If u wanna be free from all ur mysery put ur hands up

— Giwa phuad (@Phuad23) February 3, 2014

Mysery loves company

— Female JEEZY (@_STANDN_OVATION) February 3, 2014

12. “lewbuttons”

Lewbuttons r fake if they dont have red on the back

— Queen MommaBey (@MOMMABEY) June 15, 2013

If your #Lewbuttons don't come in this red bad they are not real… http://twitpic.com/41ma6z

— Emeril's Essence (@Missundast00d) February 19, 2011

Lmao at my uncle getting my aunt some #lewbuttons…he then says she's only going to wear them with her negligee 😳😱

— Pierre Escargot (@NICK_a_Please) December 26, 2012

13. “klamidia”

"Every kiss begins with "K". Yeah so does Klamidia"

— κeeg (@KeeganPadyk) February 4, 2014

you're gonna wanna take off your clothes off and touch each other and when u do you're gonna get klamidia and die

— C (@kingsleybieber) August 24, 2013

Uh they spelled it wrong… klamidia #CoachCarr http://t.co/OagaCeR3

— Myriah (@myr1ah) November 29, 2012

Klamidia would actually be a pretty name if it wasnt a disease.

— emily harmening (@emilyrachaellll) November 24, 2012

14. “flaming young”

@LouisCarnevale lmao screw chicken dinner I'm eating flaming young and lobster all night

— Danny kivell (@freshmane51) January 30, 2014

Eating flaming young and lopster off of a naked body #NameATurnOn

— FanSince09 (@FanSince09) August 16, 2012

15. “seizure salad”

I think I saw Lil Wayne at Olive Garden. Swear he was eating a seizure salad…

— Stephanie Ross (@Stephanie__Ross) March 26, 2013

GOD is NOT a MiXED SALAD. You can't eat SEIZURE salad on a thousand islands!! Be GILLIGAN. Choose one and STAY #TyreseWisdom

— Black Charmander (@TyreseWisdoms) March 30, 2011

seizure salad!!

— Lia (@saladforeva31) April 21, 2009

16. “quarterroys”

do niggas still wear #QuarterRoys or no?

— Mr. Perfect (@WinningAssNick) December 16, 2012

Only girl in quarterroys or whatever lmao. Mm mm mmm !

— MiMi♥ Nation ♥ (@iBeez_MiMi) October 12, 2012

Its autumn as hell here. Girl got on the bus with a leather jacket, wool turtleneck, #quarterroys, and some leather boots

— AKAstasia BVRhausen (@LisaLisa1908) September 24, 2012

Can I pull off Dark Brown #QuarterRoys with a Black Blazer or is that not Swag???

— (@TonyTuss) February 24, 2012

17. “alluminati”

The only explanation is that The broncos defense has been bribed by the alluminati !

— Elijah (@TNFCforever29) February 3, 2014

i know who i am offering as a sacrifice to the ALLUMINATI

— ImNotFatImBigBoned (@i_AIM_Tyga) November 11, 2013

Think the alluminati is taking over #BIGTIME

— Thomas Stalker (@ThomasStalker1) November 7, 2012

Helicopter followed me home today,and hovered my home. Either the alluminati know I'm exposing them,or they're paprazzis thinking I'm Drake

— Gil West (@thehottestfish) December 6, 2011

18. “…dairy air”

I'm only in choir bc we get to go to kings island in May , you can bet your sweet dairy air I'm not doing it in high school

— Zack Lance (sex god) (@zacklance5) January 31, 2014

man with a plan. shave your pubic hair and protect your dairy air — Am i in the twilight zone?? http://t.co/7da1bcBgF8

— FEB. 20TH (@LONGLIVE_OCT) December 27, 2013

Please take your dairy air off the flat plane https://t.co/G30vmsE24O

— shelby turner (@shelbsturner) April 19, 2013

19. “…aliterate”

There is no single template for the aliterate student. But there is a single remedy: a good book. #ncte13 #ncte2013

— Kylene Beers (@KyleneBeers) November 24, 2013

Did u know that medicine is tested on the Africans because they are aliterate so when they bring medicine they come back to check on them…

— kidrauhl (@senpaimichael) May 27, 2012

Hah so I just noticed that I've been aliterate when it comes to reading @TIP_onhistongue paper and that's what this one is about #ironic

— demeka wilson (@_ohxblahh) November 17, 2011

20. “sellulite”

If my bitch got Sellulite or Stretch marks dats cool w me Cuz dat let me kno her Ass Been growin

— FETTI FLYY (@TyFlyy) June 28, 2013

Sellulight* RT @Naezus: :((((((((!!!!!!!!! RT @DoeCheezJenkinz: @Naezus #Sellulite im still cryin at that

— neesha. (@neeshdageek) July 23, 2011

gotta bad bitch that'll sellulite

— bonita applebum ∞ (@lvdiemontana) February 1, 2014

21. “masterbait”

You a real nigga if you masterbait with tapatio

— yung pepe (@HotTapatioNigga) February 4, 2014

@carlos_m_44 bruh i masterbait too much my hands are soft from the lotion

— #blackjesus (@Jose_albornz) February 4, 2014

K bye imma go masterbait then ✌

— Oompa Loompa (@yarikinss) February 3, 2014

Miley Cyrus: The only short haired women you can masterbait to.

— LT (@RealLandoTurner) February 3, 2014

Goddamn, people, TMI. T.M.I.

22. “subliminol”

Subliminol advertising is actually so smart because its super effective and probably dirt cheap in comparison. #goodadvertising

— Danielle Ray (@dannierayh) February 21, 2013

Ima stay on Twitter cuz everything I post on FB is called subliminol.. N I aint evn thinking bout that bitch.. reverbnation.com/toucheole

— Name Cannot Be Blank (@ToucheOle) May 15, 2011

@SuperDiva31 A #Subtweet is when u tweet something subliminol about one of your followers

— GFX DeZign (@MADMANGFX) September 24, 2011

23. “dognuts”

Love me some good ole dognuts

— McLean Adams (@mr_clean8) February 27, 2013

I love fall, sweatshirts, yogas, hayrides, cider & dognuts, that crisp feeling in the air <3 #perfect

— ✨mοηιcα✨ (@mmonicadan) August 13, 2012

i love krispy kreme dognuts!

— Dalton Suchoza (@Dalton528) August 30, 2009

24. “…raping presents…”

i like raping presents for my family..

— michael i love you (@iLiamsLatte) December 26, 2013

tis the season for raping presents

— elisa (@eeelisaaaa) December 22, 2013

I think they should pay me for raping all the presents lol

— Yorian (@YorianC) December 20, 2013

Raping presents for my daughter

— noob (@samyooel) December 4, 2013

25. “ginger rale”

I went to CVS to pick up mouth wash, pepto besmo. and ginger rale. I take care of my drunk homies. #ThatsLove

— A (@AMzGotAGun) February 3, 2014

why the hell u going to sit at a bar in an airport and only ask for ginger rale? im confused. thats not cute boo #CHECKOUT

— HAYZE-L (@HAYZELNJ) June 16, 2012

I always mix my drinks with soda , orange juice , ginger rale or red bull sometimes . Lmfao thats me. Idk bout other people.

— March 12 (@alexandrax3_) July 21, 2012

26. “kukies”

I need to get up and bake these kukies but I'm so wasted right now

— WinSlow Lee (@BuzzLiightYr) July 4, 2012

eating kukies:)ummmmm

— nekia mcbride (@ladeebug3) June 19, 2009

I waaaant to eat some KUKIES! #iamAcookiemonster

— 'Aisah Gabriel Sarip (@Chocolaveeer) February 2, 2014

27. “alphet”

My alphet for today is so cute

— Nina (@Ninaj328) February 2, 2014

my alphet deserves so many trophies today

— Jake (@MrJWF) February 3, 2014

my alphet look dope 2day

— koolin (@YungBilf) January 31, 2014

if anyone asks i was up til 5 picking out my new years eve alphet

— deru the jamaja (@drewmillard) December 30, 2013

They mean outfit. There, I saved you the trouble of trying to figure it out. TC mark

image – Twitter

    






04 Feb 22:33

Mighty Hannibal: Sus macarrones se llevan toda tu mantequilla

by Jaime Gonzalo

Mighty Hannibal

Mighty Hannibal falleció el pasado 30 de enero. Vaya este texto como homenaje.

***

James T. Shaw, alias King Hannibal, alias the Mighty Hannibal. El último de los r&r niggers. Motherfucker mayor de Harlem. Chuloputas en la reserva. Soulman en activo. Poca vida por delante pero mucha por detrás. En el crepúsculo de una agitada vida, vuelve a brillar su inconfundible turbante.

Ha perdido la visión de un ojo. Tampoco funciona muy bien del otro. Le falla así mismo el oído. Y la cadera, que la tiene fastidiada y ya requiere bastón. Son los suyos sesenta y siete años socavados a conciencia. El paso del tiempo es cruel, no ya porque aproxima el fin, sino porque nos arrebata a la persona, o personas, que una vez fuimos, endosándonos en su lugar una espectral caricatura. En este inofensivo vejete que todavía masculla las palabras con desdentado acento sureño, apenas sobreviven rasgos del hijoputa de arrogante mirada que conservan antiguas fotografías y grabaciones. Un tipo que por menos de esto podía practicarte un bonito orificio en la barriga. Traje y sombrero raídos, enclenque y consumida presencia, a Mighty Hannibal le quedan dos telediarios contados, pero el hombre retiene dignidad. Y su sonrisa es permanente. «¿Quién te ha dicho que he dejado de serlo?»’, le espeta a Billy Miller cuando este hace alusión en pasado a su oficio de macarra. ¿Irá armado todavía? Ciertas costumbres no se olvidan así como así. James T. Shaw no sólo chuleó profesionalmente —a los diecisiete años ya tenía diez mujeres haciendo la calle—, también secuestró paquidermos con propósitos promocionales, ejerció de extra cinematográfico —una de sus esposas fue Carol Speed, protagonista de Blacula—, tuvo tratos con la mafia, se dio a la heroína y pasó año y medio entre rejas. Tela, la del elemento, cuyas legendarias andanzas junto a Little Richard, James Carr, Sam Cooke —Hannibal es la segunda voz en «Bring it on home to me»— y el dúo maravillas Larry Williams/Johnny Guitar Watson —«¡cuando la cocaína era cocaína!»— se suceden sin freno en la impagable biografía oral que este oscuro icono soul rememora en el apretado libreto de Hannibalism!, su única antología existente.

Nos encontramos en Sylvia’s, un restaurante soul food de Harlem. En un plis plas Hannibal devora con apetito canino varias chuletas de cerdo regadas en abundante salsa de ciruela y sepultadas bajo una espesa capa de puré de patatas, mientras a nuestras espaldas Lonnie Youngblood y su banda amenizan un cumpleaños que ha congregado varias limusinas en el aparcamiento de Sylvia’s. A la mesa también se sienta Christopher Frieri, director de I was a teenage mummy, filmando la entrevista para un documental en el que anda trabajando. Y Miriam y Billy, claro, que hace cinco años rescataron a Hannibal del olvido publicando en Norton Hannibalism!. Hannibalism!, que muestrea casi todos los singles grabados entre 1958 y 1973, y la inclusión del rompepistas «Get in the groove», 1970, en la BSO de Velvet goldmine (’98), han hecho posible la resurrección profesional de Shaw, supeditada claro está al delicado estado de salud del susodicho. Que aunque frágil, todavía le faculta ciertos trotes, como prueba su intervención en el recientemente aparecido álbum en directo Get in the groove.

Insiste Hannibal en que le organice un par de conciertos en España, y si no fuera porque su estado lo desaconseja, de mil amores aceptaría la misión. Boicoteado por la industria debido a sus competencias en el proxenetismo —práctica común entre artistas negros de la época como Johnny Taylor, Guitar Watson y el marido de Billie Holiday, introductor de Hannibal en el negocio—, viéndose arrinconado en sellos menores que restaron repercusión a sus poderosos singles, Shaw intentó rehabilitarse comercialmente a mediados de los 60, abandonando la prostitución para mantener decentemente a sus once hijos. Reinventado en The Mighty Hannibal y con un turbante como signo distintivo, a falta de una personalidad vocal definida dio vida a excitantes interpretaciones soul-funk que fueron reflejando su paulatino interés en la temática sociopolítica, denunciando Viet Nam y las drogas, o ambas cosas a la vez, como sucedió con «Hymn nº5» (66), el mayor de sus impactos en listas junto a la elegía a la metadona «The truth shall make you free» (72).

¿Qué sensación le provoca que su carrera haya sido reactivada a estas alturas de su vida?

Oh, sí, tío. Esto es la monda. Un día estaba en Warner Brothers y conocí a Matt Weingarden —pincha de una emisora de New Jersey, redescubridor virtual de Hannibal, NdA—, quien me presentó a Billy Miller y me consiguió un contrato con Gordon Brown.

Mighty Hannibal¿Todavía escribe canciones?

Sí, desde luego, desde luego. Es mi principal actividad. Estoy preparando cosas para un álbum con mensaje que grabé hace diez años. Se titula Stop americans cracking up —originalmente Who told you that (Shurfine, 1998), su único álbum además de Truth (Aware, 1973)—. Se trata de un álbum antidroga. Hay una nueva versión de una canción que pienso incluir en la reedición, se titula «Get in a groove». Tuvimos mucha suerte. «Get in a groove» apareció en la banda sonora de Velvet goldmine. Entre lo que ha hecho Billy y esa canción apareciendo en la película… bueno, eso es lo que ha puesto todo en marcha.

¿Conserva banda propia o músicos que le ayuden a trabajar nuevas canciones?

Bien, tengo varias bandas diferentes. Mi banda en los 70 y los 80 se disolvió y dio lugar a dos grupos. Uno de ellos se llamaba Brick… con Jimmy Brown… el otro era SOS. Trabajé con chavales muy buenos.

¿Todavía tocan con usted?

Tocaban conmigo antes de hacerse famosos. También trabajé con la Atlanta Rhythm Section.

¿Cómo recuerda los viejos tiempos… los años 50, cuando empezó como profesional? ¿Cuáles son sus mejores recuerdos?

Empecé en el colegio, con una banda de doo wop llamada Overalls, uno de cuyos miembros falleció este año. Ahí es donde empezó todo, porque ganamos un concurso de bandas noveles. Cuando volví a casa me sentía como una gran estrella y le dije a mi padre que quería dedicarme al mundo del espectáculo y no estaba dispuesto a seguir en la escuela. En el sur, blancos o negros, en todo lo referente a sus hijos, los padres se ponen siempre de acuerdo. Al día siguiente mi padre me despertó zarandeándome y me llevó con él a su trabajo. Me puso a cavar zanjas para que comprendiera que era demasiado joven y que no podía dejar la escuela para dedicarme a la música. A las doce en punto dejé el pico y volví a la escuela… Cuando me licencié del ejército, fui a Los Ángeles y allí conocí a Johnny Otis. Johnny Otis fue instrumental en mi carrera. Yo ya tenía un par de discos grabados, pero me consiguió mi primer éxito con una canción titulada «Baby please change your mind», que está incluida en el álbum de Norton. Johnny Otis y yo volvimos a vernos recientemente en la entrega de premios de una fundación de R&B.

De modo que antes de establecerse en Nueva York, estuvo viviendo en Los Ángeles…

Viví en Los Angeles durante veintisiete años. Yo soy nacido en Atlanta, pero me trasladé a California al salir del ejército. Estuve allí de 1957 a 1966, volví a Atlanta, luego volví a Los Angeles en el 68, y en el 82 me afinqué en Nueva York. Llevo viviendo aquí veintitres años, y cuando me vaya será para ir al cielo (risas). Pero antes estoy interesado en trabajar en Barcelona y Madrid. Nunca he estado allí.

¿Quiere eso decir que iría a España a actuar si alguien le contrata?

Me encanta viajar, tío. Tengo un par de amigos que han viajado a Europa. ¿Has oído hablar alguna vez de Tonny Hunt? Era un buen amigo mío. Y Arthur Connelly, vive en Europa. No he visto a esa gente en años. Esa es una de las razones por las que quiero ir. Edwin Starr se fue de fiesta a Europa y nunca volvió.

Mientras residió en Los Ángeles se convirtió en habitual de un programa televisivo llamado The beat. ¿Se acuerda de aquello?

Ese programa se realizaba en Nashville y nunca fui habitual. Solo aparecí en un programa en particular, como invitado, junto a Johnny Taylor y Clarence Gatemouth Brown, que falleció no hace mucho.

Usted compartió escenarios con gente como Little Richard y James Brown…

Little Richard y yo fuimos los primeros negros que trabajamos en clubs integrados. Yo tenía una banda blanca, él una integrada. Ambos hemos sido amigos durante muchos años. La gente de la que me rodeaba, siempre nos hemos ayudado unos a otros. Little Richard siempre me dió buenos consejos. Como James Brown, que también ha sido un buen amigo. Actualmente Richard está semiretirado. Nunca la palmará en el escenario, como yo pretendo hacer (risas)… Te daré un ejemplo: yo nunca habría sabido nada del negocio editorial de no haber sido por Sam Cooke. Sam me atizó un mamporro en el ’61. Si alguien le tomaba el pelo, se ponía hecho una furia. Tenía una actitud… bueno, una actitud que probablemente contribuyó al modo en que fue asesinado. Jesse Belvin era otro tipo de cuidado. Jesse fue asesinado. Se encontraba actuando en Arkansas, cuando América todavía era un país muy racista. Le pincharon los neumáticos de su coche, y cuando circulaba por la autopista a cien millas por hora perdió el control y el coche se estrelló. Murieron él y su esposa.

Ha hablado de la camaradería entre artistas. ¿Cree usted que ese valor persiste en la actualidad tal y como lo entendían entonces?

Es lo que digo a eso críos, los rappers. Se apoyan unos a otros, pero no comprenden que esto es un negocio. Se plantan en el escenario con el aspecto de haber salido de un container de basura, blasfemando. La cosa no va así. Motown hizo un gran trabajo con la imagen de sus artistas, proporcionándoles una presencia escénica, enseñándoles cómo hablar con la prensa, enseñándoles lo correcto. Esto ha sido lo más maravilloso que he hecho en mi vida, lo amo. Trato de protegerlo y alimentarlo, y trato de transmitirlo a otros. Moralmente el rap está corrompiendo a la juventud. Los está volviendo como en la guerra de Nam. Parecen personajes de un videojuego. Han hecho una pauta de todo esto. Todo lo que les ves hacer es jugar con la videoconsola, cantar rap y no pensar. Ahora bien, debemos reconocerle méritos a Queen Latifah. Empezó en una banda de rap y ahora tiene un grupo de jazz. Ha reconocido el hecho de que si no te adaptas al mainstream no duras demasiado. ¿Cuánta gente conoces que versionee una canción de rap? (Risas) ¡Qué idea tan absurda!

Por suerte, algunos de sus amigos y consejeros siguen vivos, como Richard y Brown, pero son muchos los artistas de su generación que ya no están entre nosotros.

Eso es una tragedia, tío. He perdido a un montón de amigos en los últimos cinco o seis años. Perdí a Johnny Guitar Watson, que era amigo íntimo mío. Y a Marvin Gaye, otro buen amigo también. Johnny Taylor ha sido otro. Y Ray Charles. Todos se han ido. Confío en que Dios sepa prepararme cuando llegue el momento en que las luces se apaguen para mí.

Mighty Hannibal y los elefantes

Mighty Hannibal y los elefantes

¿Siente nostalgia por los viejos tiempos?

Déjame decirte algo. Hago lo que hago. El asunto con Norton ha reactivado mi carrera, ya que ahora puedo cantar mis cosas. Durante años he tenido que hacérmelo con canciones ajenas, pero ahora estoy de vuelta con mi propio material. Cuando creas algo, cuando empiezas algo, te duele si no puedes concluirlo. Este nuevo álbum me permitirá hacerme con una posición en la que pueda contar con mi banda, y cotizar mi precio. No pretendo hacerme millonario, pero quiero ser capaz de controlar lo que hago. En lugar de ensayar una vez, lo haré cuatro veces a la semana para mejorar resultados. ¿Te has enterado de la sesión fotográfica de moda que hice? Resulta que yo iba paseando, y una dama me vio con mi sombrero puesto y me dijo, «Hey, ¿te gustaría aparecer en una foto?». Le dije que yo no hacía nada gratis, que tenía una tarifa, y ella respondió, «Bien, te daremos cincuenta pavos». Ni te imaginas a lo que me condujeron esos cincuenta dólares. ¡No soy modelo!, pero fíjate… Mi agente no quería que hiciese el vídeo. Pero yo llevaba catorce años sin subir a un escenario. El vídeo nos reportó un trabajo. No es por dinero, ni por nostalgia, debo volver a hacer lo que sé hacer. Lo que más echo de menos es la camaradería de la que hablábamos antes. Esos chavales, los rappers, se enrollan entre sí, y entonces empiezan a hablar de matarse unos a otros. Eso es una locura. Nosotros no hacíamos eso. Intentábamos mostrar amor. Pero ese asunto del rap solo consiste en lo grande que un gánster puede llegar a ser. Ven demasiada televisión.

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¿Piensa que la juventud ha perdido la noción de respeto?

Han perdido el respeto por sí mismos, por sus padres. Fíjate en ese chico, Eminem. Su madre le llevó a juicio porque habló mal de ella. Es de locos. Si fuera mi hermano, le habría decapitado. Esto me cabrea, pero no puedo cabrearme con los rappers porque no conocen su historia. Eminem se burló de Michael Jackson en un video con alusiones a su cirugía plástica. Bueno, Michael tuvo que entrar por la puerta trasera y comerse un montón de autobuses y todo tipo de cosas inhumanas para que ellos pudieran seguir una senda, y los rappers nunca han hecho la menor alusión a eso. Ha estado cantando desde que tenía cinco años. Todo lo origina la envidia y los celos. Michael es billonario, no está corrompido por el dinero. Podría ir a vivir a algún país árabe, uno de esos presidentes es gran amigo suyo. Podría ir a cualquier sitio. Michael puede decir, «Me debes cinco millones» como el que dice «Me debes cinco dólares». Todo eso lo está pagando. No solo es Eminem, son todos ellos. Siempre unos contra otros, agarrándose por el pescuezo. Nosotros no hacíamos eso, tío. Nosotros nos avisábamos por teléfono cuando sabíamos de un sitio en el que poder actuar.

Se ayudaban mutuamente.

Sí, y es algo que se ha perdido en este negocio. Eso es lo que respeto de Norton. Esta es la verdad. Voy a tirar de la manta. Se presentan en la comunidad y tienes a esos rappers, maldiciendo y todo eso, lo empaquetan, lo meten en un disco, agarran toda la pasta y la comunidad no cambia. Eso es actuar a sangre fría, tío. Por eso, cuando se meten en este negocio, les llamo chupadores de sangre. No me malinterpretes. Puedo escribir rap. Escribo rap del mismo modo que escribo cualquier otra cosa que contenga un mensaje. Ese chico, 50 Cents, tiene un disco llamado «P.I.M.P.» (m.a.c.a.r.r.a.). ¡No sabes lo que es un macarra! No hay tal cosa. Un macarra es un perro. Tienes que aguantar su mierda, tienes que aguantar su pis, y él ni siquiera se limpia el culo. Yo soy un jugador. Si vas a Wall Street, ¿cómo se llama a sí misma la gente de la bolsa? Jugadores. Así que escribí esa canción llamada «You ain’t got no cheese in your macarroni»: «¿Quieres ser un perro? Pues yo te digo, hey, perro, gritas mucho pero no dices nada. No pasa un día sin que blasfemes. Ya ves, macarra, un jugador que tú no eres. No podrías distinguir tu culo de un bote de pintura. Hasta un pollo podría decirte lo chungo que eres, no hay queso en tus macarrones».

Otra cosa que parece haberse perdido es el sentido del humor. Ya no hay ironía, comedia.

La gente no comprende que el negocio del espectáculo se compone de un 90% de negocio y de un 10% de espectáculo.

© 2006 Jaime Gonzalo

Texto publicado originalmente en el nº 224 de Ruta 66.

04 Feb 22:21

Grupos gastronómicos defienden el proyecto de Hostelería para la Praza de Abastos

by La Voz
Creen que este boceto, que gira en torno a una cocina central, sería una «oportunidade histórica para a proxección exterior da gastronomía de Galicia»

04 Feb 22:20

Consecuencias del temporal en Santiago

by Xoán A. Soler

04 Feb 22:19

Un concelleiro do PP defende o enchufismo

"Desde o punto de vista do Código Penal, pedir por unha persoa non é delito", dixo o edil de Servizos Sociais da Coruña, Miguel Lorenzo.
04 Feb 22:15

The 91 Best Comedies Currently Streaming Online

by Emma Soren and Jessye McGarry
Snob

MUST-SEES.

by Emma Soren and Jessye McGarry

As Netflix original shows such as Orange is the New Black and House of Cards made splashes at the Golden Globes, it’s easy to forget that Netflix started as a movie delivery service. But Netflix, along with Amazon and Hulu, still offers plenty of great comedy movies and TV shows across a range of sub-genres. We sorted through those absurdly specific categories, stoner-pandering straight-to-streaming movies, and frustrating-looking standup specials to compile the best 91 comedies available for streaming across the three services. (This is a guide just to streaming services, so great shows like Eagleheart and The Eric Andre Show which are both available via their network's website or YouTube page, are not eligible). So go ahead and do some binge watching, we won’t blame you.

FILM CLASSICS

Catch up on the movies you haven't seen so you don't get scolded by weird friends. If you are a weird friend, refresh yourself on these well-known movies to give you more ammo for scolding.

Airplane! - Netflix
Beverly Hills Cop - Amazon
The Breakfast Club – Netflix
Clueless - Netflix
Duck Soup - Netflix
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
– Netflix
Ghostbusters – Netflix
Harold and Maude - Netflix
Heathers - Netflix
Modern Times - Hulu Plus
Planes, Trains and Automobiles – Netflix
Trading Places – Netflix
Wayne's World - Amazon Prime

DOCUMENTARIES AND BIOPICS

Comedy nerds can increase their knowledge with these movies that go behind the scenes.

The Comedians of Comedy: The Movie - Netflix
Johnny Carson: King of Late Night - Netflix/Amazon
Man on the Moon
 - Hulu Plus
Mr. Warmth: The Don Rickles Project - Hulu
Nantucket Film Festival’s Comedy Roundtable
 (with Ben Stiller, Jim Carrey, Chris Rock, and Bill Hader) – Netflix

 

RECENT AND RECENT-ISH

It feels like some of these movies were in theaters last week, while others are a little older. If you missed them on the big screen, you can take advantage of the speed of the internet and stream them.

Computer Chess - Hulu Plus
Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus – Netflix
Frances Ha - Netflix/Amazon
Hot Rod - Netflix
Mystery Team - Hulu
Paper Heart - Hulu

 

FILM IMPORTS

Check out these comedies from overseas.

Four Lions - Netflix/Amazon
In Bruges - Netflix
In The LoopNetflix/Hulu Plus/Amazon
Klown – Netflix
Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life - Netflix
Submarine - Netflix
The Trip - Hulu Plus/Amazon



DRAMATIC COMEDIES

Some of the best comedies are also dramatic.

Adventureland – Netflix
Fargo - Netflix
The Kids Are All Right – Netflix
Lost in Translation - Hulu Plus
Prince Avalanche - Netflix
Punch-Drunk Love - Netflix
Safety Not Guaranteed - Netflix
Sleepwalk with Me - Netflix
Tiny Furniture - Hulu Plus
The Truman Show - Netflix

 

STANDUP

Streaming services have become a home to standup specials the same way HBO and Comedy Central have been for decades.

Aziz Ansari: Buried Alive – Netflix
Bill Burr: You People Are All the Same – Netflix
Bo Burnham: what. - Netflix
Colin Quinn: Long Story Short - Hulu
Dana Gould: Let Me Put My Thoughts in You - Hulu
George Carlin: It’s Bad For Ya – Netflix
John Mulaney: New In Town - Netflix
Kathleen Madigan: Madigan Again – Netflix
Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain – Netflix
Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain – Netflix
Louis C.K.: Chewed Up - Hulu
Louis C.K.: Live at the Beacon Theater - Netflix
Mike Birbiglia: My Girlfriend’s Boyfriend - Netflix
Morgan Murphy: Irish Goodbye - Netflix
Reggie Watts: Why $#!+ So Crazy? – Netflix
Stella: Live in Boston – Hulu
Zach Galifianakis: Live at the Purple Onion – Amazon

TV SHOWS

Great movies can be harder to find online, but these great TV shows and more are all available, giving you hundreds of hours worth of laughs.

30 Rock – Netflix
Arrested Development - Netflix
Brooklyn Nine-Nine – Hulu Plus
Childrens Hospital - Netflix
Comedy Bang! Bang! - Netflix
Community – Hulu Plus
Freaks and Geeks - Netflix
Home Movies - Amazon
The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret - Netflix
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia - Netflix
Key & Peele (season 1 only) – Amazon
The Larry Sanders Show - Amazon
Louie - Netflix
Nathan For You - Amazon
The Office (US) - Netflix
Parks and RecreationNetflix/Amazon
Portlandia - Netflix
South Park – Hulu Plus
Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip - Amazon
Undeclared - Netflix
Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous - Amazon

TV CLASSICS

Although they've been airing on TV Land constantly, take advantage of the opportunity to see why these shows influenced the people who make your favorite shows today.

Barney Miller (season 3 only) – Hulu
The Bob Newhart Show
 (seasons 1-3 only) – Hulu
Cheers - Netflix/Amazon
The Dick Van Dyke Show
– Amazon
FrasierNetflix/Amazon
The Office (UK) – Amazon

 

TV IMPORTS

Shows from outside of the United States, but loved by people inside the United States (and tons of other places too).

Blackadder - Netflix
Fawlty Towers - Netflix/Amazon
Fresh Meat - Hulu
The Inbetweeners (UK)
  (seasons 1 and 2 only) - Netflix
Little Britain – Netflix
The Thick of It – Hulu

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04 Feb 19:21

Snake Charmer

by Chris

snake charmer

Something in his pants is also a Slytherin.

04 Feb 14:32

5 Relationship Zones Worse than 'the Friend Zone'

By Winston Rowntree,J.F. Sargent  Published: February 04th, 2014  The Internet loves hating on "the friend zone," because the Internet sees friendship as the highest form of torture a horrible woman can impose on a sweet and infallible man, because the Internet is 14 and a stupid piece of shit. I'm not here to expl
04 Feb 14:29

Comics: Two and a Half Men

by Johnny Ryan

04 Feb 12:28

El sótano - 55 años sin Buddy Holly - 03/02/14

El 3 de febrero de 1959 la música recibió una de las peores puñaladas de su historia. Ese día se estrelló la avioneta que llevaba a Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens y The Big Bopper. El sello El Toro conmemora el 55 aniversario de la trágica fecha con la edición de tres EPs en formato vinilo dedicados a rescatar rarezas, demos y tomas alternativas de Holly y Valens. Con ellos comienza un programa de espíritu rocker en donde podrás escuchar a Buddy Holly (Peggy Sue, Maybe baby, Reminiscing, Midnight shift, Dont come back knockin, Down the line), Ritchie Valens (Fast freight, Ritchies blues, From beyond), Barbara Clifford (Start at the bottom), The Kickers (Eternal summer), Santiago Delgado and the Runaway Lovers (Nick Curran), Freddy Dilevi (Radio), Vince and the Sun Boppers (Sunstroke), Mean Devils (Roadhouse rumble), Hank Davis (One way track, Salamay) y The Big Bopper (White lighting).

04 Feb 12:21

Santullano: «A mafia siciliana era o modelo de Conde Roa e Espadas»

by la voz / santiago
Afirma que las escuchas reflejan su estrategia en los ceses de personal
04 Feb 12:21

Rocha Forte: A maior e máis descoñecida fortaleza de Galicia

by Marcos Pérez Pena

O portal web do Castelo da Rocha Forte (www.rochaforte.info) foi recoñecido este venres co premio Eganet ao mellor proxecto de Comunicación Dixital. Permite coñecer un pouco mellor a historia e traballo de recuperación desta fortificación situada ás portas de Compostela.

04 Feb 12:13

Don't Dream It, Be It: The Rocky Horror (Picture) Show

by filthy light thief
In 1975, Tim Curry gave what would become a rare interview on his role as Dr. Frank N. Furter in The Rocky Horror Show and The Rocky Horror Picture Show on STOIC, the Student Television Of Imperial College. Here, in all its black and white glory, is that clip. If that's not enough RH(P)S, here's The Rocky Horror Picture Show - On Location, part 1, part 2, and part 3, also from 1975. And for your reading pleasure, the transcript of another interview with Tim Curry, writer and actor Richard O'Brien and composer Richard Hartley remember how three weeks at the Royal Court turned into a gender-bending 20th Century Fox extravaganza, plus history of the Rocky Horror Show, even more history (including how the audience participation began), and last but not least, the Rockypedia.
04 Feb 12:00

OnlyTheBestRecipes.com

by feckless fecal fear mongering
OnlyTheBestRecipes.com : The top 1% of recipes from sites like allrecipes, food.com, epicurious, and foodnetwork. [via mefi projects]
04 Feb 03:10

The Big Lebowski Re-Imagined As A CGI Kung Fu Flick

by Zeon Santos

(Video Link)

The Dude abides whether he’s kicking back with a White Russian, or kicking butt in a school for kung fu, and the characters created by the Coen Brothers for their classic film The Big Lebowski seem to fit right in wherever, and whenever, you find them.

In this case some students from the Animation Workshop in Viborg, Denmark have envisioned a scenario where The Dude, Walter and Donny kick it really old school, in ancient Asian style, and have their mellows harshed by a certain ball toting baddie named Jesus and his pack of ninja assassins.

It’s only a mini-trailer at this point, but the students are hoping to turn it into a longer film in the near future, so at this point you can either watch it or say "Screw it, let’s go bowling!"

Via GeekTyrant

04 Feb 03:08

While discussing troubles with meeting girls...

by noreply@blogger.com (MRTIM)

04 Feb 00:38

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04 Feb 00:25

Philip Seymour Hoffman Was Just as Lonely as You

by Oscar Rickett

Image by Marta Parszeniew

In the theater, the parts an actor plays mark out his life. Today’s fresh-faced Hamlet will be tomorrow’s age-ravaged Lear. If old thesps are fond of telling stories, well, it’s because it all goes by so fast. Philip Seymour Hoffman, who was found dead at his home yesterday in New York following a suspected heroin overdose, was an actor grounded in the theater, a man who could move an audience, who could show them something real. He would have acted the shit out of Lear.

Seymour Hoffman came to prominence at a time when it seemed obligatory to have three names in order to be a truly promising character actor. Along with John C Reilly and William H Macy, he featured in Paul Thomas Anderson’s 1997 film Boogie Nights, playing Scotty J, the unhip boy unhappily in love with Dirk Diggler, the python-penis pornstar played by Mark Wahlberg. It was an early indication that here was an actor who could show us, to an uncomfortable and at times almost unbearable degree, what it was to be innately human while also being an outsider, what it was to struggle with the problem of communication and the inability to find happiness. In this scene, Scotty brings Dirk out to show him his new car, which he has bought purely to impress him. He shows Dirk the car and then throws himself at him.

Speaking too fast, stumbling over his words, in those moments before he is politely rejected, Seymour Hoffman manages to embody everyone who has ever loved someone without that love being returned. He is drunk and desperate and then blames the lunge on being drunk and desperate, as if it didn’t mean anything when in fact it means the world. More than this, it’s his character’s sexuality—a difficult and lonely secret—and the fear and fantasy that comes from that, which Seymour Hoffman shows us as he sits alone in his car, his chin bunched up, snivelling and pushing the words, “I’m an idiot” out, over and over. We’re all idiots, trying to show the people we love what we feel, and no one could show us that like Philip Seymour Hoffman.

A year later, in Todd Solondz’s Happiness, he played Allen, who was like his Boogie Nights character but more of a pervert. Allen phones women—one, in particular—obsessively, while jerking off in a lonely pantomime of self-hatred. This character is as sad and cut-off from happiness as Scotty J, but he is creepy and sinister as well as desperate. They say that actors should use the tools they are given, and Seymour Hoffman—with his pale skin, puppy fat, and vaguely ginger side parting—could use these physical characteristics like no other. He seems to be permanently sweating and breathing heavily throughout Happiness. In this scene, the woman he has been bothering calls his bluff and invites him over to her apartment, only to tell him that he’s not her type after she’s watched his hand travel, at an agonising pace, across the sofa towards her.

Seymour Hoffman neatly flips the almost unimaginable frustration he embodied in Happiness on its head in his portrayal of the uptight personal assistant, Brandt, in The Big Lebowski. Here, he is showing the Dude around the real Big Lebowski’s house, just emitting lines like, “Without the necessary means for a necessary means,” from his furiously clenched ass cheeks like it ain’t no thing. In The Talented Mr Ripley, he did a louche, patrician spin on this as the party guy snob, Freddie Miles. Here, he catches Matt Damon spying on Jude Law going to town on Gwyneth on their boat. What’s brilliant is that for half a second, there’s a look of concern on his face. Then, he’s off, like a Harvard guy pouncing on some community college bum, spurting out a laugh before drawling, “Tommy, how’s the peeping?” then repeating it and raising his glass as the final humiliation to Damon’s thwarted outsider. It’s the kind of thing that makes you squirm with joy.

From the beginning, PSH could be as funny as he could be affecting. Say what you want about the “great men” of acting, but can any of them bring the LOLs like the Lonely Man's Brando? Robert De Niro likes to ham it up to 11 but there isn’t a single Meet the Parents / Fockers film in which he’s able to successfully entertain you while Ben Stiller burbles on in the foreground. He should’ve taken a leaf out of Phil’s book. Here he is in Along Came Polly, hollering “Raindance!”, “White chocolate!”, and “Let it rain!” before panting furiously for a Time Out in one of cinema’s great basketball scenes. Along Came Polly may not feature heavily in any appreciations of Seymour Hoffman’s brilliant and varied career but it’s a testament to the fact that any film out there will be greatly improved—and in this case, dragged into the realms of entertainment—by big man Hoffman.

As he got older, Seymour Hoffman was given bigger roles that showed more of him. In The Master, he got to chew up the scenery, bringing the theater to the screen as the L. Ron Hubbard-inspired Lancaster Dodd. In this scene, he channels some Stanley Kubrick vibes as he performs “Go No More A-Roving” in the commanding, camp manner of an old music hall star. That same commanding theatricality is present here in Charlie Wilson’s War, in which he tells his boss he knows he’s been “dignifying” another man’s wife “in the ass,” before breaking his office window and storming out. In Synecdoche, New York, Seymour Hoffman carried a long, meandering, occasionally brilliant and frequently baffling film from start to finish, putting it on his shoulders and carrying it as Atlas carries the world.

Though he was known for being overweight, Seymour Hoffman had a gift few actors possess. He was able to almost magically change his body to fit a part. Not through Oscar-winning crash diets, but through acting. A couple of years ago—watching the small, slight actor Mark Rylance in the brilliant play Jerusalem—I wondered how it was that he managed to puff himself up so that it seemed as though he were the biggest man on the whole stage. So it was with the big Seymour Hoffman, who won an Oscar for playing the tiny, waspish Truman Capote with such emotional and physical skill that you’d think he were a twink, not a bear.

Playing the great rock critic Lester Bangs, in Almost Famous, Seymour Hoffman remarks that: “Great art is about guilt and longing.” So often, that was what Seymour Hoffman’s acting was about. “Truth” is a word that’s thrown around a lot in the theatre; it’s a hazy concept that encompasses a lot of things, including not being hammy, or affected or self-conscious. It’s hard to pin down but easier to see when it’s right in front of you. When you watch Philip Seymour Hoffman act, you are watching something true. He once said of his career: "I just thought I'd ride my bike to the theater. That's what was romantic to me." It’s a line that sums up the possibility of creation, the optimism of making something artistic happen. To think that he’ll never do that again is almost too sad.

Philip Seymour Hoffman is survived by longtime girlfriend Mimi O'Donnell and their three children, Tallulah, Willa, and Cooper. He was 46.

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04 Feb 00:18

Auckland Zoo Welcomes Red Panda Twins

by Andrew Bleiman

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Auckland Zoo in New Zealand is celebrating the birth of Nepalese Red Panda twins, two very valuable additions to the international breeding program for this threatened species.

The two cubs were born on January 3, each weighing approximately 100 grams. They are the second and third offspring of four-year-old mum Bo and 13-year-old Sagar, who just over a year ago produced their first-born, male Pabu. Sagar, who was relocated from India's Darjeeling Zoo in 2010, contributes a particularly valuable new bloodline into the Australasian region.

"These births are fantastic news, both for Australasia and for the wider Global Species Management Plan through which Red Panda are managed. We're absolutely delighted Bo has had two healthy cubs and that she's proving once again to be such a confident and attentive mother," says acting Carnivore Team Leader Lauren Booth.

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"Following Pabu's birth, we've learnt to read Bo's behavior well so we can gauge the best time to check on and weigh the cubs to track their progress, but otherwise remain hands-off. They have now opened their eyes and are moving about in the nest box a little more, and will sometimes 'huff' at us. Their weights have shot up to 403 grams and 423 grams respectively - above average, so we know they're getting plenty to eat, but they still have a lot more growing to do!"

Booth says like one-year-old Pabu, who will relocate to another zoo in Australia within the next six months, the yet-to-be named and sexed cubs will also in time leave Auckland Zoo to contribute to the international breeding program.

"As zoos we work together to ensure genetic diversity is achieved for insurance populations like the Red Panda - which is vital, but it is an insurance policy, not a solution. Increasingly, we're part of conservation efforts in the wild. Auckland Zoo continues to grow its support of Red Panda Network, whose outstanding community education and forest guardianship programs in eastern Nepal (key Red Panda territory) are playing a vital role in helping protect this species that's threatened by habitat loss and poaching."

 See and learn more after the fold!

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Visitors to Auckland Zoo will be able to catch the cubs' parents and older brother Pabu out on display, but the cubs are not expected to venture out of their nest box until they are at least 12 weeks old, sometime in March.  Their sex will be confirmed in early March when they have their first vet check.

Although it shares the same name, the Red Panda is not related to the Giant Panda.  In fact, the Red Panda is not closely related to any other living animals, making it unique. Endemic to the temperate forests of the Himalayas, the Red Panda ranges from Nepal in the west to China in the east. They are also found in northern India, Bhutan and northern Myanmar. The IUCN Red List classifies the Red Panda as 'Vulnerable'. It is threatened by illegal hunting and deforestation. Remaining populations are fast becoming fragmented and isolated from each other. It is uncertain how many remain in the wild today; the IUCN Red List estimates the global population of Red Panda to be about 10,000 individuals. There are close to 500 individuals in zoos worldwide. 

03 Feb 18:29

A caída de Conde Roa, un "desastre" para os líderes da Pokémon

by David Lombao

O sumario da presunta trama corrupta revela o xeito en que os seus líderes dixeriron a marcha do ex alcalde de Santiago, con cuxo goberno trataban, presuntamente, a concesión 'a dedo' de servizos municipais a cambio de "favores" e agasallos.

03 Feb 17:57

2 de cada 3 bicicletas estáticas son usadas como tendederos para la ropa

by Kike García
Snob

SO TRUE.

Según un estudio del Instituto Nacional de Estadística, el 70% de las bicicletas estáticas son usadas como tendederos para la ropa, lo que es visto con preocupación por los fabricantes de tendederos, que temen que el intrusismo en su mercado pueda acabar afectándoles. “Según nuestros...... Leer más
03 Feb 17:56

Top 10 Albums of 2004

by noreply@blogger.com (Lord Rutledge)

Every year, I really enjoy doing these anniversary posts and listing my top ten albums from ten, twenty, and thirty years ago. I especially like setting my time machine for one decade ago. It's such a trip down memory lane as I recall the "heyday" of my time writing about music. It's really hard to believe that all the records listed below came out ten years ago. It's like a decade passed in the blink of an eye! Has it really been ten years since George W. Bush won reelection and the Red Sox won their first World Series since 1918? The "wardrobe malfunction" was ten Super Bowls ago? Napoleon Dynamite is ten years old? That's crazy! For a lot of you, I'm sure some of these names will bring back memories. And if 2004 was a little "before your time", I highly recommend you check out some of these bands/releases!

10. Kevin K and the Real Kool Kats- Addiction
It was right around 2004 when I noticed a shift in "the scene". That throwback '77 punk sound that had been my niche for so many years was no longer as popular or prevalent as it had been in the late '90s. But one guy who was still keeping the faith was the one and only Kevin K - that ageless and prolific disciple of Johnny Thunders and The Ramones. It seemed like he put out a new album every year circa the mid-2000s. Addiction, recorded with his French backing band the Real Kool Kats, is among the best of his 72 LPs. 

9. The Crumbs - Last Exit
The Crumbs were a band of this era that got improperly lumped into the pop-punk scene due to their leather jacket look and Lookout! Records affiliation. To my ears, they were more along the lines of The Saints meet later Social Distortion. Last Exit came out on TKO Records with very little hype behind it, and for whatever reason went largely unnoticed. In my book, it's the best Crumbs album by far. 

8. Mojomatics- A Sweet Mama Gonna Hoodoo Me
These Italian lads mixed garage punk with British Invasion pop and mid 20th century American roots music to create one of the best and most unique sounds of the 2000s. They're still going strong today. This was where it all started!

7. BobbyTeens- Cruisin' For A Bruisin'
This ended up being the last BobbyTeens LP, and a damn fine one at that! If 2000's Not So Sweet sounded like the Shangri-La's blowing bubblegum on a group date with The Dictators, Cruisin' For A Bruisin' was more of a return to the band's roots lo-fi trash roots. "Hot Sweet 'N' Sticky" is the jam! 

6. The Hives- Tyrannosaurus Hives
It was probably less "cool" to like The Hives in 2004 than it had been in 2000. But if you could get over the fact that it came out on (God forbid!) a major label, it was hard to deny that Tyrannosaurus Hives was every bit as good as Veni Vidi Vicious.

5. The Lids- self titled
One of the all-time most underrated Rip Off Records releases. 

4. Marked Men- On The Outside
The beginning of a long and fruitful marriage between Dirtnap Records, the Marked Men, and their countless off-shoots. 

3. Clorox Girls - self titled
Looking back a full decade, it's remarkable how influential this album and the first two Marked Men LPs were on the powerpop/punk sound that's so popular today. Unquestionably a classic.

2. Reigning Sound- Too Much Guitar
Arguably the finest rock n' roll songwriter of his generation, Greg Cartwright has been an integral part of some of the best albums of the last two decades. Too Much Guitar is my favorite of them all - a classic collection of soulful and massively hooky garage/rock n' roll songs. The title says it all!

1. Dimestore Haloes - Ghosts of Saturday Night 
I could have sworn that this album didn't actually see the light of day until 2005. But I've killed a lot of brain cells drinking all these imperial stouts and barleywines this winter. I've seen conflicting release dates for this release all over the Internet. According to the band, it was July 7, 2004. And hell, the band ought to know! Recorded over a couple years with two different lineups, Ghosts was the glam/rock n' roll masterpiece the Haloes had been working towards for their entire existence. You can stream it now over at the Haloes' brand spanking new Bandcamp page

Honorable Mentions:
Deadly Weapons - Get Right In There
The Briefs- Sex Objects 
Guitar Wolf - Loverock
The Ends - Concrete Disappointment
The Muffs- Really Really Happy
Die Hunns - Long Legs
Hatepinks - Sehr Gut Rock Und Roll
Real Losers - Time To Lose
The Bodies- Addicted To You

Alright, then. Who did I forget?

-L.R. 
03 Feb 17:54

10 Reasons Old Punks Make Great Dads

by Gavin McInnes

Punk rock is a great way to spend your adolescence, but is has some drawbacks when you’re an adult. For example, having a full back tattoo of a skull-head jellyfish eating Chiang Kai-shek and Fidel Castro enhances your stage presence when you’re screaming into a microphone about anarchy, but the same tattoo makes you feel like a Coney Island freak when you’re at the water park with the kids twenty years later. Punk was about fighting, looking stupid, listening to noise, and being gross. That’s what childhood is all about. Outside of permanent mistakes such as tattoos and ODing on heroin, punk rock is a great way to prepare for fatherhood.

1. YOURE FINE WITH ROOMMATES WHO PUKE ON YOU

While all teenagers get wasted, punks had this thing where you had to be as disgusting as possible while you got wasted. Puking was considered hilarious, and puking on someone was enough to win you the Mark Twain Award for wit. Young kids barf on your shoulder almost as often as they drool, and the only thing that concerns an old punk dad is when his kid didn’t get a good enough arc on it.

2. SNOT DOESN’T GROSS YOU OUT

Babies don’t know how to blow their nose so they’ll just sit there bubbling green slime out of their nostrils until the cold goes away. One night when my infant daughter was congested, I put my lips up to her nose and sucked out about a pound of snot before spitting it into the sink. My wife was mortified but my daughter could breathe, and I felt like a great dad. (I didn’t know the Swiss had invented a handy rubber tube that can get it out of there.)

3. YOU DON’T MIND LOOKING LIKE SHIT

Speaking of gross, we spent almost a decade wearing black shirts covered in barf, dandruff, and snot. As a new dad it’s almost impossible to make it to the office without looking like you slept on the floor of a porn theater. This is embarrassing to many fathers. We don’t care.

YOU ARE NEVER EMBARRASSED

Little girls love doing this thing where they divide your hair into a million tiny ponytails with multicolored rubber bands. It’s so hard to get these out that you often have to leave the house looking like Tommy Lee at his most annoying, and that means people on the train laugh. We used to spend hours on our hair trying to look as retarded as possible, so being laughed at is considered an accomplishment.

5. YOU UNDERSTAND BEING OBSESSED WITH PANTS

Ordering tartan bondage pants from London took months of saving and waiting, so when they finally arrived, you never took them off. Skinheads would attack anyone wearing Doc Marten boots, so owning a pair meant you were willing to die for them. So when your daughter is so attached to her red cords that you can only wash them when she’s asleep, you think, “That’s perfectly reasonable.”

6. SLAM-DANCING PREPARES YOU FOR BEING ATTACKED

When you have three kids, you are in a mosh pit 24 hours a day. Even sitting down to read the paper means one kid is wrapped around your neck while the other two use your back as a “daddy slide.” This can be incredibly irritating if you’re not used to being mauled, but spending your formative years in the mosh pit means you have no problem with people jumping on your head.

7. SKINHEADS ARE GIANT BABIES

They’re bald, often racist, and will hit you in the face for no reason whatsoever. We spent years dealing with these boneheads, so when I’m holding a little Buster Bloodvessel and he slams me in the face, I know he’s just a needy child looking for attention.

8. YOU UNDERSTAND TOTALLY INSANE IDEAS

A lot of the punk ethos was about rejecting authority and thinking for yourself, which is very healthy. However, the “anything goes” philosophy often drifts into WTF territory. They passionately sing about how awesome it is to be on welfare, insist Jesus is dead, and tell you that shaved women are collaborators (whatever that means). Being bombarded with such intense levels of ridiculosity your whole life prepares you for the incredibly weird shit kids say. About once a day my son informs me that “The Bob Marley has begun” and he will usually add, “Scientists say, when you read a book to love, you just fall apart.” I totally get both concepts.

9. NOISE SOUNDS LIKE CLASSICAL MUSIC

Though there are a few poppy jams such as “What Do I Get” and “I Want Candy,” most punk music is a cacophony. Most songs are just angry people yelling at you while their friends strangle and smash instruments in the background. Most would hear the intro to “Government Flu” and think their speakers are broken. Old punks think it’s serene. So when your daughter starts hollering, “Hey, hey, hey, I’m a Batman” while your son bangs on the garbage and the baby clangs pans, you think, “Oooh, I can’t wait until the chorus kicks in.”

10. YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHY DRUGS ARE BAD

All drugs are bad for you, but most parents are incapable of explaining exactly why. As someone who watched about 12 people die from heroin, I can say, “Look at it this way, kid. You can fuck an 8 who has no STDs or you can fuck a 10 that has AIDS. Mixing a tiny bit of pot with a lot of beer is a great high that’s 80% as good as heroin. Why play Russian Roulette for that extra 20%?” Pot makes movies funny, but it kills your ambition. One Molly pill makes music better, but you’ll bad-trip when you get older. Adderall is just speed, and we saw what that did to Lemmy. Cocaine won’t kill you, but it will turn you into a paranoid douche. Oh, and don’t pour hard liquor up your ass. It will give you alcohol poisoning.

In the end, being a good parent isn’t just about imparting the lessons you’ve learned. It’s about living with really weird roommates who speak gibberish, punch each other, and regularly shit their pants. In that sense, I can’t really tell the difference between being a teenager and making three future teenagers from scratch. TC mark