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26 Feb 13:52

El tiempeitor

Hola, alguien debería inventar el tiempeitor o algo, me explico, ¿cuánto tiempo tras follar tienes derecho a quedarte? hostia, que hay quienes se levantan, se duchan, se van a TU sofá y casi, casi, que te piden mantita, estamos loquers o qué??????

Y esto no me ha pasado con uno NO, me está pasando con casi todos y he utilizado mil tácticas dependiendo del caso:

Caso 1. El bello durmiente. Ese que no hay quien lo despierte por muy alta que subas la música, pongas la alarma de tu teléfono justo a esa hora y lo coloques a su lado de la almohada, quites sábanas y muevas el colchón buscando unas supuestas bragas, NADA.

Caso 2. El orador. Termina y se pone a hablar, A HABLAR DE SUS COSAS, hola?? No importa que bosteces todo el rato, que le contestes solo con ruidos, incluso que te des la vuelta abraces a la almohada y cierres los ojos, ahí sigue, soltando un “lo mismo te estoy aburriendo” aburriendo colega? ME ESTÁS MATANDO.

Pero vamos a ver, esto a fuego tíos, tras follar solo hay tres opciones: irse, dormir o volver a follar. FIN. 

Caso 3.  El no me moverán. El peor, puede tener trazas de los dos anteriores pero además SE MUEVE POR TU CASA, toquetea tus fotos preguntando quienes son, pilla tu ordenador y con un “no te importa, no?” repasa tus listas de spoty LAS COMENTA y atentos, pone LAS SUYAS con un “estas mejor a que sí?”, lo mejor es que le da igual lo que le digas, “sí me importa”, “es gente”, “cómo te va a importar, tía?” “qué graciosa, no van a ser extraterrestres” y así. Yo en estos casos creo que he sacado espuma por la boca cuando le echas y se molesta llamándote, PUTA INSENSIBLE. En fins.

Mi agobio ha llegado a tal extremo que estoy prefiriendo ir a un hotel y pagarlo, OJO, para luego no aguantarlo, checking a las 12 a.m. y hale, cada uno a su casa. Porque cuando no fluye pues no fluye, ya está, no hay que darle mayor importancia, un polvo que te llevas.

Moraleja: Tías, no perdéis un tío, ganáis un polvo porque no es uno más, es uno menos, de toda la vida del niño Dios. ^^

26 Feb 13:49

El abominable hombre de la Costa del Sol

by C. Rancio

Un resumen de los elementos más característicos de los últimos lustros en España, apresurado pero no demasiado injusto, nos daría por resultado especulación inmobiliaria, fútbol y famosos en la televisión. Si damos por buena esta muestra, debemos enfrentarnos a un hecho: el español más representativo de los últimos lustros, por más protestas y dengues que le echemos, no es Ferran Adrià, ni Rafa Nadal, ni la señora del Cristo de Borja; el español más representativo es Jesús Gil y Gil.

Nada de aspavientos. Los hechos deben afrontarse de cara, por desagradables que sean. Esto es así, hablo con la imparcialidad del científico. Admito que tengo una pequeña obsesión con Gil y Gil. Todo lo malsana que se quiera, pero las obsesiones pertenecen a la categoría de lo patológico y por eso mismo no soy responsable de ella. Y sin embargo, creo que hay ciertas razones que la explican, siquiera parcialmente. Ante todo está el mismo nombre. Gil. Y Gil. Como quien da un puñetazo en la mesa para corroborar una afirmación, por absurda que sea. Gil y Gil, ¿lo tengo que repetir más? Hay contundencia y rotundidad en este nombre. Y luego su papel de pionero. Esto no se ha reconocido, y con toda seguridad no se le reconocerá, y con ello seguirá la estela de tantos varones esforzados de nuestra tierra cuyos logros han sido silenciados cuando no negados. Torres descubrió el estrecho entre Nueva Guinea y Australia, y el secreto se guardó tan bien, que se olvidó durante casi doscientos años, así que el olvido de los méritos de Gil y Gil entra en la pauta habitual.

Pero el papel de pionero es innegable. Gil y Gil labró su fortuna, o mejor, comenzó su labor de emprendedor, bajo el anterior jefe de estado, como promotor inmobiliario, y él también tuvo que enfrentarse a una crisis. A él no se le quedó el edificio por vender: se le cayó con los propietarios dentro. Si tenemos en cuenta las innumerables promociones inmobiliarias a medio hacer o por ocupar que salpican las periferias metropolitanas españolas, generando problemas urbanísticos, de mantenimiento, etc… hay que reconocer que Gil y Gil, con esta especie de pack comercial residencia-mausoleo, ya daba una solución innovadora a problemas actuales.

Luego vino el fútbol, donde Gil y Gil demostró todo su verdadero potencial pionero. Nadie había visto algo así. Las lágrimas y el rosario de Núñez, el estilo de galán otoñal de Ramón Mendoza quedaron empequeñecidos ante semejante monstruo de la naturaleza, sus gargantuescas ruedas de prensa, sus tormentosas relaciones con jugadores, entrenadores y estamento arbitral, su kung-fu contra rivales, su manera de hablar como el pueblo, o sea mal… Fue él, mucho más que el juego del Barça o los derechos de retransmisión televisiva, los que han transformado el fútbol en ese hecho ABSOLUTO que es hoy día, rigiendo sin rival la vida de la sociedad.

Las facultades manifestadas como presidente del Atlético de Madrid reclamaban su presencia en dos ámbitos a gritos: en la política, que llegó con la alcaldía de Marbella, y en la tele, que también llegó. Y de qué manera; nadie podrá olvidar su cetácea presencia, rodeado de azafatas en bikini, en Las noches de tal y tal, como un leviatán entre sirenas sicalípticas. Conviene recordar a la sana juventud que esto sucedió en una época, ahora casi inimaginable, en que la gente no solía divulgar públicamente imágenes suyas en cueros, menos aún si se era cargo electo. La dosis de cuajo que requiere algo así, por tanto, no es despreciable. Sobre la escolta femenina, hay que tener en cuenta que la guardia de amazonas de Gadafi o la orientación erótico-festiva de la política que próceres como Berlusconi o Sarkozy son posteriores en el tiempo. Pionero una vez más.

Respecto a su gestión como munícipe por antonomasia, solo cabe decir que anticipó toda una manera de concebir la política y hasta la sociedad: expulsión de pedigüeños y drogadictos, obras públicas delirantes, compra de la población con gestos paternalistas, ofrenda del territorio a los oligarcas de los desiertos y de las estepas… Lo que se hizo a escala nacional algo después, sin ir más lejos, con consecuencias parecidas a las que tuvo en Marbella. Por si faltaba algo, profetizó la moda de los nombres absurdos para los partidos que ahora impera (¿VOX? ¿en serio?) con su GIL. Hasta se avanzó en la moderna disciplina del branding.

De modo que un recuento superficial da que en las tres actividades sobre las que todo ciudadano se pronuncia de forma tan rotunda como poco informada, Gil y Gil ha sido un precursor decisivo. Ya puede yacer en ese semiolvido que sigue a la muerte de los grandes, que el tiempo pondrá las cosas en su sitio. Ostentóreamente.

26 Feb 13:42

You can take a fish out of the water…

by Jonco

 

AND you CAN make it drink!

Feeding the fish

Thanks sg

 

26 Feb 13:42

The Chemistry of Sriracha

by Endswell

The folks at Reactions looks at the science behind rooster sauce.

Reactions via TWBE

26 Feb 13:41

Your face when you text

by noreply@blogger.com (biotv)
26 Feb 13:34

50 movie spoilers of 2013

by noreply@blogger.com (biotv)
In case you're interested in getting the most important movies of last year spoiled for you, The Fine Bros. are here to do just that.
The Fine Brothers continue their annual Oscar tradition to spoil all nominees for Best Picture at the Academy Awards along with the top movies from the previous year.

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26 Feb 13:30

But do you have to bleach it first?

by gerryjarciuh


  • Audrey - For the woman that loves to be daring, we bring you "Audrey"! This is the deepest, darkest color that we offer to give you a bold burgundy pink color. Perfect for everyone, and your own base color will determine the depth of this shade. Tonight its Show time!!
  • Dye System Kit includes 20 disposable applicators, mixing dish, labia colorant dye and instructional guide.
  • Our Products are Never Tested on Animals, but it will bring out the Animal in You!
  • Easy to use - applies in just one minute - and your pink is back!
  • 20 applications per bottle
Hahaha- can you imagine testing it on animals...  So what do you do for a living? Reviews are worth a read too!
If you've read Under Milk Wood you may know why I am leaving this one here:































Two guys giving one girl head:





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26 Feb 13:28

Giffy Kai Yay

by gerryjarciuh



























Dinner is served

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26 Feb 13:27

Tuesday, February 25 @ 10:43:26 pm

by Anita Bryant
26 Feb 13:26

The moment it happened,,,,

by dw
26 Feb 13:26

K,,,really?

by dw
26 Feb 13:21

Destacados restauradores ya se organizan fuera de la asociación

by Marga Mosteiro
El Colectivo SCQ celebró el TapasFórum y se plantea nuevas iniciativas

26 Feb 12:51

Is this German supermarket ad the song of the year?

by Alex Moore
Is this German supermarket ad the song of the year?

This commercial for the German supermarket giant Edeka has already gone viral enough to get the GIF treatment from BuzzFeed, the cultural analysis treatment from Slate and has racked up over two million views since it was uploaded less than a week ago.

But in addition to being a viral sensation, I have also come to admit that despite my efforts to the contrary, I can’t stop listening to it.

Edeka’s “Supergeil” commercial is based on a song of the same name by Friedrich Liechtenstein and the narrative follows the same concept—Liechtenstein methodically walks and prances, eating stuff and looking at things, while talk-singing the words to this infectious song.

But Edeka took it to a whole new level not only by putting Liechtenstein in a tub and pouring milk over himself, but also by tweaking the words to make them about groceries. And therefore all the more splendid. The non-Germans among us won’t understand what he’s saying, but the seriousness with which Liechtenstein delivers, “Supertasty, supersexy, supernasty—supergeil” while pretending to smoke a hot dog is just incredible.

“Supergeil” sounds something like Leonard Cohen guest-spotting on a Skrillex track, and sending the whole thing into a methadone high. It’s goofy as hell, but I haven’t been able to get it out of my head for two days. Listen below. And see Liechtenstein’s original below.

Image: YouTube

26 Feb 12:31

Vueling trae a Lavacolla el enlace de Ámsterdam que operaba desde Alvedro

by F. E. / J. C.
La compañía refuerza el carácter internacional de Santiago y compensa a A Coruña con otra conexión a Barcelona
26 Feb 12:31

Feijoo deberá buscar una salida para el Concello de Santiago si siete concejales van a juicio

by santiago / la voz
26 Feb 12:31

El PP, tranquilo «coa que está caendo noutros sitios»

by santiago / la voz
26 Feb 12:30

As relacións da trama Pokémon con La Voz en Santiago

No sumario da Operación Pokemon hai transcritas varias conversas entre empresarios e políticos imputados sobre aspectos como un "marcaje superférreo" a unha concelleira que traballou no Correo, filtracións a La Voz, convenios con este medio e solicitude de facturas irregulares relacionadas con Voz Natura.
26 Feb 12:23

«aun así» y «aún así» no son lo mismo

by Blogestudio
Snob

NUNCA SOUBEN POÑERLLE O TIL. :_D

El conector aun así, equivalente a pese a eso, a pesar de eso, con todo o sin embargo, se escribe sin tilde en aun, mientras que la secuencia aún así, con tilde en aún, significa todavía así.

Sin embargo, en los medios de comunicación es muy frecuente encontrar frases como «Hay bandera roja en la playa, pero, aún así, algunos bañistas no se han podido resistir» o «La cifra es algo inferior a la registrada la semana pasada y, aún así, se trata de uno de los registros más altos de la pandemia».

Según explica la Ortografía de la lengua española, en general, aún lleva tilde cuando es palabra tónica y se puede sustituir por todavía, mientras que se escribe aun, palabra átona sin tilde, en el resto de los casos. En concreto, esta misma obra especifica que el conector aun así puede parafrasearse por aunque fue así o a pesar de eso.

Así pues, en los ejemplos anteriores lo apropiado habría sido escribir «Hay bandera roja en la playa, pero, aun así, algunos bañistas no se han podido resistir» y «La cifra es algo inferior a la registrada la semana pasada y, aun así, se trata de uno de los registros más altos de la pandemia».

Por último, se recuerda que la secuencia del adverbio temporal aún y el adverbio de modo así tiene un tratamiento distinto en oraciones como «La competición se avecina y las instalaciones siguen aún así», donde aún se escribe con tilde porque equivale a todavía, de manera que la frase significa «La competición se avecina y las instalaciones aún/todavía siguen así».

Ver también

aún equivale a todavía, aun a incluso

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26 Feb 12:19

The 10 worst kinds of Tinder photos

by Chloe Stillwell
The 10 worst kinds of Tinder photos

Oh Tinder, the tech kindling for modern love. Spawned from Grindr, an app for gay people which facilitates hooking up by proximity (it’s like last call at an internet dive bar), Tinder seeks to match up sexy singles (both gay and straight) for awkward coffee dates galore.

It’s like rapid fire OKCupid without any of the witty lies—just a few simple photos of yourself are all that’s required. No creativity is necessary. Which begs the question: Why are so many of the photos so awful? You had but one job.

The thing is, looking through some of the worst offenders on blogs like TinderDouche and TinderStars, a few patterns start to emerge with some of the worst photos.

1. Wearing a fedora

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If they sell them in stacks at the Walgreens next to condoms and candy bars, it’s probably not a bankable fashion choice. Maybe they think it conveys a sense of rugged mystery, like: What the hell was he thinking? If you’d like to update your brand of nauseating head adornment, might I suggest a beanie?

Bonus points if you’re handling a firearm, because nothing says “true love” like “at the slightest provocation I could easily turn this into a hostage situation.”

2. Driving a sick sports car

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Listen, the first time I ever heard that joke about what you must be compensating for with your flashy car was from MY MOM about fifteen years ago. Everyone is laughing at you. And if you’re so terribly disfigured, poorly endowed or lacking a personality that you think your sick ride is going to make up for it, well you really seem like you’d be better suited finding love on MTV.

3. Working out

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One important thing to remember about Tinder is that the only photos you’re allowed to display have to be current or former Facebook profile pictures. So if your photo features you at the gym, you’re not just suggesting to potential mates that you like to brag about getting swoll, but to everyone you know. If you have no problem making your poor old Great Aunt Sue look at you looking at yourself at Planet Fitness, you need another protein shake, not a girlfriend.

4. Holding puppies

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Image: tinderstars.tumblr.com

Girls freaking love puppies, a fact all too often exploited. Now if the picture is of you and your actual dog, kudos, that pit bull sitting trustingly by your side at your local fair trade coffee shop is fine with me and everyone else. But the only thing we’re noticing in all those pics with your mom’s new puppy like some kind of cheap bait, is the, “omg, bitches are gonna love this,” look on your face. Put the puppy down, and pick up your class on the way out.

5. Flexing

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Image: tinderstars.tumblr.com

Akin to the gym photo, but somehow worse without the context. There is a grain of humility in the gym photo. It implies that you understand the value of hard work. The flex photo is just sheer vanity at its least artistic. These guys are also typically inclined to commit all of the Tinder photo sins, because if you think you look that good, you know you’d look even better in a fedora while driving a sports car.

6. Posing with other hoez

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Image: tinderdouche.tumblr.com

This is just simple flawed logic. You assume you’re advertising yourself as being wanted, therefore other women will want you. Yeesh. First of all, you’re telling the world that you hang out with the kind of women that like to rub their tits on their friends and make duck faces in photos. Men (née boys) who keep that kind of company should exist only on reality television. Second, this is just another double standard, because you know you’re swiping left on every girl who has a profile picture with another man.

7. Obviously lying about your age

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Image: Betcheslovethis

This is an instant cringe. You precisely set your age barometer to only show you men from 25-40 (more options, more choices, y’all), and up pops grandpa, just living it the hell up at “39.” Your brain then involuntarily imagines (because brains are weird) him feeding you at a restaurant, or naked, or on a balcony, and you wake up on the floor twenty minutes later, your cat licking your face. It’s fine to fish for sugar babies, but much like how you still use an AOL email address, you’re using the wrong system.

8. Posing with celebrities

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Image: Tinderdouche.tumblr.com

Of course most of them are probably going to be with Lindsay Lohan, and no girl wants to go where that girl has been before. But if said photo is taken with any other celebrity, you’re really the kind of person that’s going to drunk waddle up to Mario Lopez at a bar and ask for a photo? What you think it makes you look like: Friends with celebrities. What it really makes you look like: A douchebag.

This also includes pictures with celebrity wax statues. Yes, people do this, and yes, it’s pretty much the saddest thing ever.

9. Hanging out at the club

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Image: The Berry

OMG you love to get totally wasted and take pictures looking like an asshole who seemingly spends the whole night absentmindedly pointing at random things, and put them up for everyone to see!? Me too! Can’t wait to stand in line with you for an hour to get into SupperClub.

10. With a baby

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The worst version of this is when the note below says “not my baby! lol!” Because women are just so ruled by their wombs that the mere sight of a child will make us grab onto your d-piece for dear life. But in case that said child is yours, shouldn’t the fruit of your loins be something you delicately reveal over a cheese plate? This is even worse than dick pix that say “wanna help me with this?” because you’re implying the same thing, but with a baby.

And, worst case scenario, you just making us worry that if we swipe right, we’ll be put on some kind of child predator list.

Image: Digital Trends

26 Feb 12:18

Bro-App, the app for bros who want to do bro things instead of texting their lame girlfriends

by Robyn Pennacchia
Bro-App, the app for bros who want to do bro things instead of texting their lame girlfriends

Are you a bro? Is your lame girlfriend always texting you when you are trying to do cool bro things with your bros, like playing that game where you throw ping-pong balls into cups of beer, listening to Dave Matthews, enjoying the comedy stylings of Dane Cook, chanting the word “beer” a lot, going to the Weiner Circle, throwing toga parties or using the word “bro” neither ironically nor as an insult?

Well, first of all, congratulations on being a person I thought was largely fictional, and thank you for having so thoroughly avoided me lo these many years. Second of all, there is an app for you now, that you can use to send your girlfriend automated “sweet texts” so you don’t have to take five seconds out of your bro-time to actually text her something complicated like “How was your day?”

I would think that if you are in a relationship where texting someone “How was your day?” is a drain on you, that you should probably break up. Then again, I am clearly not a bro. Also, I would think that after a few days I would probably catch on to the fact that something was up if a dude kept texting me “How was your day?” and then not responding to anything after that. Then again, I am not dating a bro.

Here are some of the possible, totally non-fake sounding messages you can choose from!

 Bro App, the app for bros who want to do bro things instead of texting their lame girlfriends

Is “darl” a thing? I have literally never heard anyone call anyone that. Also, the word “babe” makes me want to die a thousand deaths in my face. It is only acceptable when talking about talking pigs or David Bowie’s performance in “Labyrinth.” Other than that, it is heinous and makes you sound like AC Slater in the worst way humanly possible.

The other weird thing about this app is the fake list of contacts, which, oddly, includes not only Arnold Schwarzenegger and Doge, but also Australian feminist Germaine Greer and fictional witch Hermione Granger.

 Bro App, the app for bros who want to do bro things instead of texting their lame girlfriends

Which makes me think that this app is like, a secret lady weapon that will automatically send texts to a bro’s girlfriend telling her what a terrible douche he is.

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26 Feb 12:17

President Obama Pays Tribute to Fellow Chicagoan Harold Ramis

by Megh Wright
by Megh Wright

“When we watched his movies … we didn’t just laugh until it hurt. We questioned authority. We identified with the outsider. We rooted for the underdog. And through it all, we never lost our faith in happy endings."

- President Barack Obama in a written statement released today on yesterday's passing of filmmaker and comedy pioneer Harold Ramis.

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26 Feb 12:16

Surprise Hit 'We're the Millers' Is Getting a Sequel

by Bradford Evans
by Bradford Evans

The comedy We're the Millers was a surprise hit when it was released last summer, and now, it's being turned into a franchise. THR reports that a We're the Millers sequel is in the works, with the movie's four stars – Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, Will Poulter, and Emma Roberts – expected to return although no deals are in place. The original's director, Rawson Marshall Thurber, is also returning, while a new writer, Adam Sztykiel (Due Date, NBC's upcoming midseason sitcom Undateable), is being brought on.

The first movie starred Sudeikis as an experienced pot dealer who hires Aniston, Poulter, and Roberts's characters to be his fake family so he can smuggle a shipment of marijuana from Mexico to the US. A surprise hit, it grossed over $150 million domestically, making it the second highest-grossing comedy of last year behind The Heat.

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26 Feb 12:14

The Stoners' Paradise of Humboldt County Is Dreading Weed Legalization

by Max Daly

A weed-grow operation in Humboldt County, California. Photos by Emily Brady

Populated by a mix of hippies and rednecks, Humboldt County, California, is one of America’s most unique farming communities, with around 30,000 people (more than a fifth of Humboldt's population) involved in growing marijuana. One popular definition of "Humboldt" on Urban Dictionary describes it as a "weed haven in Northern California... [with] some of the best buds in the world." What North Carolina is to tobacco, Humboldt is to wacky tobacky—and residents would like to keep their most famous product away from legal markets. 

In the run-up to the vote for California’s cannabis regulation bill in 2010, which would have largely legalized the drug, there was a sticker plastered on trucks, shacks, and homesteads in this secluded, densely forested wilderness area that said, "Save Humboldt County—Keep Pot Illegal." That attitude is based on simple, rational economic reasoning: Experts predict that if weed were to be legalized in California (which is very likely to happen by 2016 at the latest), the price of Humboldt weed would plummet, taking down local businesses with it. 

The plants have become so entwined with the local economy that economists estimate a quarter of all the money made in Humboldt comes from marijuana cultivation. And because many of the growers don't pay taxes (or even use banks; they bury their money underground in plastic tubes and glass bottles), local services are maintained by marijuana money, which has been used to buy fire engines and set up a local radio station, two community centers, and small schools.

The bumper stickers that residents of Humboldt County were sticking on their cars in the run-up to the 2010 weed-legalization ballot measures

The world behind the "Redwood Curtain," as locals refer to it, is unique in the US. Shops and restaurants admit their survival depends on the cash that weed brings to the area, and nail salons have been set up to cater to the area’s emerging group of young women—known as "pot princesses" (or, behind their backs, "potstitutes")—who date the rich marijuana bosses. As one grower put it, "The legalization of marijuana will be the single most devastating economic bust in the long boom-and-bust history of Northern California."

Of course, there are problems with basing an entire economy around an illegal activity. Police raids, although less frequent than they were in the 1980s, can sweep up a family’s entire harvest, and there's plenty of opportunities for gun-toting thieves who prey on grow operations. In one recent raid, a couple in their 60s were relieved of seven pounds of processed marijuana—along with several guns and thousands of dollars in cash—when gunmen turned up at their home. Of the 38 murders that occurred in Humboldt between 2004 and 2012, 23 were drug-related.

To find out more about this secretive narco-economy, I spoke to journalist Emily Brady, who spent a year living behind the Redwood Curtain for her book, Humboldt: Life on America’s Marijuana Frontier.

A grow op in Humboldt.

VICE: How did Humboldt become so dominated by weed?
Emily Brady: During the late 60s and early 70s, some of the young, counterculture hippies from Haight-Ashbury in San Francisco got into the "back-to-the-land" movement, which was all about migrating out of the city, growing your own food, and building your own homes. A lot of them moved to Northern California. When they got to Humboldt they found this beautiful place where land was cheap, and they built little shacks. The hippies liked to smoke pot, and some took the seeds from their Mexican weed and put them in the ground alongside their vegetables.

Around this time, the US government sponsored a marijuana crop-spraying initiative in Mexico, where most of America’s weed supply came from at the time. So the hippies began to grow weed, first for themselves, and then to sell to their friends back in the city. Humboldt’s marijuana industry started just as the area’s logging industry was going into decline. At first, most of the hippies were broke and living on welfare.

When did it turn into the large-scale operation that we know it as today?
What really changed Humboldt’s fledgling marijuana industry was the introduction of the sinsemilla ("seedless" in Spanish) growing technique, where you pull out all the male plants. What happens is the females get sexually frustrated, so to speak, and produce lots of resin in hopes of catching the male pollen. The resin contains THC, which gets you high. Sinsemilla is stronger, and you get more money for it, so soon everyone started growing it. There wasn't a lot of blowback from the government in the 1970s because the war on drugs hadn't started, so people thought it was an easy way of making a living in the woods.

Many of the ranchers and loggers migrated into the marijuana industry because they could see it was a good opportunity. At first, there was this culture clash between the relatively clean-cut, churchgoing rancher types and the hippies with their long hair and seemingly loose morals. But then you started to see bumper stickers on pickup trucks saying, "Another Logger Gone to Pot." A lot of the loggers still wanted to be loggers, but there was no work, so growing pot was a way to stay in the area they loved.

A marijuana grow in one of Humboldt's forests

What’s Humboldt like?
It’s a beautiful, wild, sparsely populated faraway place. When you drive north from San Francisco, you go through a redwood forest, and you really feel like you have crossed the frontier. A lot of the people there are super independent—they live outside of the electricity grid, use solar panels and wind power. They built their own schools; some are volunteer teachers. They even minted their own money. It’s not really in use, but there was a movement to have their own coins. It is the most independent place I have found in the States.

And what’s a "hipneck"?
This is the name for the amazing hybrid of hippie and redneck, the children of hippies and loggers, who have become more common since the marijuana industry helped bridge the cultural divide. A typical hipneck is a country boy or girl with a name like Sunny Sky or Rainbow, who wears branded jeans and drives a pickup truck to their very large marijuana grow.

How embedded is marijuana in everyday life there?
It was a real surprise for me that there was this place where the economy was entirely dependent on pot. Old grannies, housewives, whole families make a living farming pot. In Humboldt, the currency is cash or marijuana. It’s everywhere. I went to a school fundraising event, and they were auctioning off bubble bags (which are used to make hash from plants) along with knitted scarves and baskets of tomatoes. It’s such an ingrained part of the culture some of the schools and the fire department even give out marijuana plants for community members to grow to raise money for them. One big grower I spent time with, a volunteer fireman, worked for a man who earned about $1 million a year from pot. Years back, even a former deputy sheriff of Humboldt County was caught growing a load of pot in his retirement. But people aren’t stoned all the time there—it’s mainly the tourists and seasonal workers who are getting stoned.

Police seizing a big bunch of weed.

I’ve heard that even the local radio station is in on it?
Yes, the radio station, KMUD, broadcasts community-service announcements for the growers whenever anti-drug police have been spotted in the area. When someone spots police helicopters or a convoy heading up a dirt road, they call into the radio station to report it, and the announcer will broadcast the exact time and location the police have been spotted. A lot of the adverts on KMUD are for things like products to take resin off your fingers, and there’s a lot of chat about growing techniques.

You met Bob, southern Humboldt’s straight-laced sheriff. What did he think about all the weed in the area?
It’s accepted by the local police, including Bob, that growing is what people do there. But Bob tried to stick to the rules and seize plants from people who couldn't show a medical marijuana growing license. Everyone knows that growing for the medical market is mostly a ruse in California, because it’s mainly for the black market. Bob would get frustrated with people taking advantage of the medical law in front of his eyes. "I’m so sick of dealing with this pot shit!" he would tell me. You have this strange situation in Humboldt where the cop, Bob, wants legalization, but most of the growers are against it.

Who distributes the crops outside Humboldt?
Dealers are respected members of the community. They are seen as ambassadors to the outside world. They deal with the person from the city and take the risk of being busted, or cheated, or worse. When one of Humboldt’s main dealers died a few years back, there was a huge outpouring at the funeral because he was the one who moved the pot and helped bring money into the community. One dealer I know is a former logger, an honest, kind, and generous man whose father is a decorated World War II veteran in his 80s who also grows pot.

Local weed being processed

What effect would legalization have on Humboldt?
As long as it’s illegal federally, there will always be a black market. Since growing plants for medical marijuana became legal, the market has become flooded and pot prices have gone down. But full recreational legalization would mean the price would fall even farther. A friend of mine made $6,000 a pound in the early 90s, and now earns about $1,200 a pound. If the black market that Humboldt relies upon disappears, there is speculation that pot could go as low as $500 a pound.

Is everyone against legalization?
No, the community is divided. About 60 percent voted against it, and 40 percent for it. One woman I met, who moved to Humboldt as part of the back-to-the-land movement in the 70s and took up marijuana farming, voted for legalization because, although it was her livelihood, she wants the plant to be freed from the law. But her son voted against it, because he’s totally dependent on it for a living and he doesn’t know what else he would do; he’s never had a bank account, paid taxes, or trained in anything. All he knows is how to grow good weed.

What will people do if it’s legalized?
Many people are freaked out that the economy and the market are going to crash, and they don’t know what they're going to do for money. People fear that this industry—which they have built with their hands, literally scraped out of the earth—is going to be taken from them, just like alcohol production was taken away from the moonshiners after alcohol prohibition. They are worried they won’t have a place in this new legal world. They're scared they will have to move back to the city and abandon their homesteads and their land. Some will keep growing pot, because that’s what they know and they’ll have to grow more and it will be harder to earn a living.

Others are really excited about the opportunities for branding and tourism that would come with legalization. Some people can’t wait to hang a little sign in front of their house saying “Marijuanarie Open for Business.” They aim to capitalize on Humboldt’s storied history and its brand. I also think some of the big growers will find a way to position themselves to benefit from the legal system and remain successful.

But for the sake of most of the growers in Humboldt, I hope there is a market out there for the organic, outdoor grown marijuana that made them famous, because it’s difficult to make a living in rural America these days. They are the wealthiest farmers in history, but only because what they farm is illegal.

Max Daly is the co-author of Narcomania: How Britain Got Hooked on Drugs. Follow him on Twitter: @Narcomania

26 Feb 12:07

Rescued Cougar Triplets

by Miss Cellania

(YouTube link)

Look at these babies with their big blue eyes! The Oregon Zoo has been the temporary home of three orphaned cougars whose mother was killed by a hunter. They arrived dehydrated and scared, and were nursed back to health at the zoo’s Veterinary Medical Care Center. After six weeks of care, they will head to their permanent new home at the North Carolina Zoo in Asheboro. Read more about the cougars at the Oregon Zoo website. -via HuffPo Green

26 Feb 12:04

15 Delicious Things You Didn’t Know About Sushi

by Michael Koh

1. Eating raw fish without the vinegared rice is called sashimi.

2. Funazushi is the process wherein fish is fermented via being wrapped in soured fermenting rice. This results in a sour taste called umami. This process has been performed by one Japanese family for over 18 generations.

3. One of the first recorded events of Westerners consuming sushi happened in 1953, where Prince Akihito served the delicacy to American officials.

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4. Rice vinegar singlehandedly changed the way sushi was prepared. If not for rice vinegar, we’d probably not be eating sushi so often.

5. You can eat sushi with your hands, sushi chefs actually prefer it that way.

6. When you dip nigiri into soy sauce, only the fish part is dipped, not the rice. Otherwise, the rice pellets will come apart and you’ll have soy sauce rice soup.

7. Ginger is to cleanse your palate between sushi.

8. Apparently, going from light to heavy fish is the best way to eat sushi.

9. Norway introduced salmon to Japan in the 1980s.

image — Flickr / sfllaw

image — Flickr / sfllaw

10. You should be able to eat nigiri in one bite.

11. Wasting soy sauce is bad etiquette. Pour only a little bit and add more when you need it.

12. Miso soup is drunk at the end of the meal to aid digestion.

13. The best sushi chefs “massage” the octopus before preparing it.

14. An American nutritionist said sushi is bad for your health. But probably only looked at American sushi, which is loaded with carbohydrates, fat, and sodium — like a shrimp tempura roll. Also, the Japanese do not eat sushi three times a day.

15. Most sushi chefs in America do not have the required 2 years of training a chef would go through in Japan. American sushi chefs complete training in a few months. TC mark


    






26 Feb 11:37

8 Reasons Why Small Boobs Make The World Go Round

by Jessica Blankenship
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Not that I think we should waste our presh time comparing bodies, or try to decide whose bag of water and bones is most valuable based on arbitrary, trend-driven specifications. Like, fuck that racket. I am, however, wholeheartedly in favor of loving our bodies, unapologetically. Because – although it doesn’t happen often enough – it is entirely possible to love your body without shaming someone else’s. So let’s all join hands and collectively shit on the idea that celebrating ourselves constitutes an implicit criticism of others. With that in mind, with nothing but love for our bodaciously breasted sisters, the following is a list of things that make teeny, tiny titties the holiest, most perfect beestings in the universe. They are the molehills that can move mountains. They are the bumps that launched a thousand boners.

Less sagging

Gravity can basically suck our barely-boobs. It can’t touch this. With significantly less meat weighing them down, small breasts have a solid chance of still hanging in there well into our old age.

No back pain

I really don’t know how ladies with ‘normous knockers even handle carrying around that extra weight. And, truly, it’s an issue for a lot of women. I had a friend who had a breast reduction in high school because her boobs were fucking up her back, even at that young age. I have another ladypal who had a reduction and those monsters grew back. Tits can be wily daughters-of-bitches. Having had small breasts my whole life, I often feel sincerely grateful to not have to walk through life everyday with melons strapped to my chest.

Bras are easy

I hear so many women complaining about shopping for bras and I’m like, “What life are you guys living?” But I get it now. I’m owning my bra privilege. I love bra shopping but that’s because it’s ridiculously easy to find cute, cheap, readily available bras when you have bitty titties. Here are our criteria: Is it my size (usually yes, because small sizes are easy to find)? Is it visually appealing? Is it not super expensive? That’s it. There is very little regard for issues like support, or straps that cut into our shoulders, or whatever other big boob concerns are afoot in the lingerie store. Real talk: I’ve bought bras without even trying them on. And it almost always works out perfectly. I just eyeball it, buy it, and it will very likely fit exactly right.

Not that you really even need one

Also, wearing bras is largely optional when you have small boobs. Obviously, it depends on what you’re wearing and how you feel most comfortable, but going braless when you are meager chested is a way less serious situation than unleashing DDs free-range upon the unsuspecting world. And, I mean, fuck what the world thinks – big boobs need the support of bras. IBTC members can go free-boobin’ pretty much any time and not only are we comfortable, but braless small boobs are considered sexy and chic, whereas unrestrained larger breasts are seen as vulgar. It’s a shitty double standard, but considering how mainstream perceptions of what constitutes a sexy body tend to pass over small breasts, it’s kinda nice to come out on top on the braless game.

Fewer creepy stares / comments

All boobs are going to attract their share of attention, whether it’s wanted, unwanted but harmless, or outright offensive. How people react to breasts is surprisingly effective personality test. Like, it’s nice to know who is capable of being the same building as a pair of tits and still functioning like a sane person, and who isn’t. Boobs illuminate creeps quickly. That said, small breasts tend to get a lot less unwanted attention than larger ones. Walking around with bombshell boobies means having to constantly deflect stares and comments, feelings of casual objectification and fetishization. It means having to always prove that you’re worth more than the balls of fat in your shirt. Make no mistake - all women are tasked with these challenges daily. But I do feel like it happens more frequently, and more extremely, to top-heavy women. Small boobs fly under the creeper radar a bit more.

Exercise is much simpler

Dear big-breasted yogis: HOW? Respectfully, The Band-Aid Bra Brigade

Strapless tops are less risky

Bandeau bikinis and strapless tops and dresses are easy as pie to pull off when you have barely-there boobeez. The bigger your breasts, the more wearing this style feels like playing Jenga; you perpetually have that anxious “fuck, is it about to fall?” feeling.

Actually, all clothing

Clearly, some clothes do look infinitely more amazing on ladies with more substantially blessed chests. No wee-boobed woman hasn’t had moments of trying on an outfit and wishing with her whole being that she possessed any ability to create cleavage. That shit is real. But for the most part, clothes are made for small people. It’s fucked up and unfair and we can talk about that later. And that’s not to say that everyone with small boobs is a petite. Small boobs live on all kinds of bodies. But still, when any part of your body is more according to fashion standards, it becomes easier to find clothing that fits and hangs correctly on you. Just another small reminder that we all need to continue working to make all women feel represented and that their bodies are valid and beautiful, and to appreciate the little perks of our own weird bodies. TC Mark


    






26 Feb 10:00

Now

This image stays roughly in sync with the day (assuming the Earth continues spinning). Shortcut: xkcd.com/now
25 Feb 22:44

Rescued Florida Panther Kitten Recovers at Tampa's Lowry Park Zoo

by Andrew Bleiman

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A rescued Florida Panther kitten is receiving 24-hour care at Tampa's Lowry Park Zoo. The kitten was rescued on the Florida Panther National Wildlife Refuge after January’s record cold snap. Biologists from the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission (FWC) and the Conservancy of Southwest Florida discovered the kitten while conducting research. The kitten had a dangerously low body temperature, was non-responsive, and was much too young to be separated from his mother. 

The 1-pound (.45-kg) kitten was in poor condition and almost certainly would have died without intervention, so the biologists decided to transport the kitten to the Animal Specialty Hospital of Florida in Naples, where veterinarians and staff performed life-saving measures. 

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8 panther (Carli Segelson)Photo credits: Tampa's Lowry Park Zoo (1-3, 7) / Florida Fish & Wildlife Conservation Commission: CaRli Segelsol (4); Dave Onorato (5, 9 ); Jorge Pino (6); Mark Lotz (8,10)

See video of the rescued kitten:

 

His condition improved quickly, though he still requires 24-hour care. Because this kitten was so young at the time of rescue, he did not learn necessary survival skills from his mother and therefore would not survive if released into the wild.

See and read more after the fold.

7 panther (Dave Onorato)

6 panther (Jorge Pino)

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9 panther (Mark Lotz)

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11 panther (Mark Lotz)

Although he will not return to the wild population, this panther will help to raise awareness and aid with potential research efforts. Initially the kitten will not be on public display, but once old enough, he will be transported to the Ellie Schiller Homosassa Springs Wildlife State Park, where park visitors may observe him.

“This kitten exemplifies how joint efforts of the FWC, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service and our partners are helping recover imperiled species in Florida,” said Kevin Godsea, manager of the Florida Panther National Wildlife Refuge for the USFWS. “We are certainly pulling for him and hope he leads a long, healthy life.” 

Learn more about Florida Panthers here.

See even more photos of the kitten at Florida Fish & Wildlife Commission's Flickr set

25 Feb 22:42

John Waters and Jeff Koons on good taste, bad taste and beyond taste


 
Jeff Koons’ art really divides people. Some say his work is “crass” and all about the money—or that other people “do all the work”—but personally, I love his stuff. When you see it in person, the incredible amount of craftsmanship and just childlike wonder that his epic works inspire,...

25 Feb 16:51

15 Scary Things You Didn’t Know About “El Chapo” Guzman

by Michael Koh
The Mexican cartel is a widely-feared organization. Miguel Ángel Félix Gallardo, “El Padrino”, a former Mexican Judicial Federal Police agent, is said to be the godfather of the Mexican drug trade, which quickly took off in the 80s. El Chapo entered the drug trade at an extremely early age, selling marijuana and opium poppy to survive. In the 70s, El Chapo began working for Héctor Luis Palma Salazar, the then-head of the Guadalajara Cartel. El Chapo rose amongst the ranks, became known as a ruthless pragmatist and savvy businessman. He, along with Palma and a drug trafficker named Ismael Zambada García, formed the Sinaloa cartel, and has grown since into a billion-dollar organization. El Chapo was arrested on February 22, 2014, after 13 years on the run.

1. No one is sure of his birthdate — or birth year for that matter. It’s said he was born on December 25, 1954, or April 4, 1957. No one can agree on it.

2. Forbes had included El Chapo in the ranks of the world’s most richest – their billionaires list, but they dropped him, citing, his money was sketchy.

Photo of Joaquín Guzmán Loera, also known as "El Chapo Guzmán", from El Paso Times,(El Paso, Texas, USA).

Photo of Joaquín Guzmán Loera, also known as “El Chapo Guzmán”, from El Paso Times.

3. He has had at least 4 wives and 10 children. Most of them entered the drug trade, in the footsteps of their father.

4. When El Chapo was arrested in 1993, the prison system essentially became his palace, the guards, his paid servants. He then escaped in 2001 in a laundry cart with the help of a prison guard. The entire plan set him back $2.5 million.

5. El Chapo’s influence reached five continents and was considered the most powerful.

6. People are sympathetic to El Chapo. The area his cartel controlled makes most of their income through the drug trade. El Chapo also pumped money into the economy, taking care of infrastructure and helping the poor.

Captura de Joaquín Loera el Chapo Guzmán, ExcélsiorTv

Captura de Joaquín Loera el Chapo Guzmán, ExcélsiorTv

7. El Chapo’s arrest gave way to fears that there will now be a bloody turf war — possibly far more bloody than the cartel rivalries in the 80s and the current Drug War.

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8. El Chapo received the honor of becoming Public Enemy No. 1 in part due to the Sinaloa cartel being the main supplier of drugs into Chicago.

9. A nonaggression pact was agreed upon by the major drug cartels, but after El Chapo successfully assassinated Rodolfo Carrillo Fuentes, the head of the Juarez cartel, it set the stage for all cartels jostling for power and control, which is the current Mexican Drug War.

10. A hit was ordered on El Chapo in 1993. Assassins found his car — at least assumed it was his car — at Guadalajara airport and fired rounds from assault rifles into the vehicle. El Chapo was actually elsewhere, in a green sedan, just a short distance away. Cardinal and Archbishop of Guadalajara Juan Jesús Posadas Ocampo and six other people were killed in the attack, which drew worldwide coverage and turned El Chapo into a household name.

11. El Chapo’s son, Edgar, was killed by 40 gunmen. In retaliation, El Chapo increased the level of violence, on the verge of an all-out war.

12. There are stories like this that say El Chapo entered a restaurant, confiscated mobile devices, ordered patrons to be quiet, had his meal and paid for everyone’s for the inconvenience. While people may marvel at his gracious actions, authorities are quick to say that he was just asserting his authority, signifying that he, El Chapo, was still alive and in charge of his operation.

13. El Chapo’s family members are deep within the drug trade, which consequently led to many of his loved ones to be murdered. His brother, Arturo, was killed in prison. His son, Edgar, assassinated. His girlfriend, Zulema Hernandez, strangled and found in the trunk of a car. His nephew, Obied Cano Zepeda, was gunned down at a party.

14. To assist his drug smuggling empire, El Chapo created a trade and shipping empire. This meant that he kept the drug trafficking business under his operation, instead of using third-parties.

Crónica de la captura de 'El Chapo' Guzmán / Capturan a 'El Chapo' Guzmán, CadenaTres

Crónica de la captura de ‘El Chapo’ Guzmán / Capturan a ‘El Chapo’ Guzmán, CadenaTres

15. There was a $5 million reward for El Chapo. He was arrested on February 22, 2014 around 6:40am at a beachside hotel. His identity was confirmed and he was flown to Mexico City, where he was transferred to the Federal Social Readaptation Center No. 1. TC mark