Hola, en serio os habéis preguntado a qué huelen la nubes y no a qué sabéis, en serio? nunca? me creo NADA.
Todo el mundo sabe que si comes espárragos el pis huele fatal y si comes cereales de la rana te huele a kellog´s PERO no hablo de olores, que ya aprovecho y desde aquí lo digo bien clarito: los coños y las pollas huelen a coño y polla, con qué folláis para decir que los coños huelen a bacalao/pescadilla, con sirenas??????
También aclaro que hablo de gente sana y con hábitos de limpieza, no de follarte a alguien tras varios días de festival durmiendo en el camping vip, que por cierto, si es camping, NO es vip, punto.
Bueno a lo que iba, creo firmemente que todas nos hemos chupado la mano tras masturbarnos -yo no me masturbo-vengaaaaaa hasta lue´- pero no es lo mismo. Igual que no es lo mismo chupar semen que tragar semen, hay semen que es corrosivo, lo juro. Algunos tíos lo tienen tan ácido que cuando se la estás chupando les dices que te avisen pero no para parar no, sino para aprovisionarte bien de saliva para poder tragarlo sin sentir que te corroe las cuerdas vocales.
También está el tío que cuando te lo está comiendo te empieza a decir “mmm, que rico sabes” cosa que a mí me parece horrorosa y me baja la lívido cosa mala aka coñomojama. Y luego claro, está lo que te dice el novio de turno “sabes dulce, a miel” no vale, es como preguntar a una madre si su hijo es feo, nadie miente más que un enamorado. Total que nos moriremos sin saber a ciencia cierta a qué sabemos, una movida.
Moraleja: Titis el sabor de tu corrida, es el sabor de tu alma.
The caption of this image at imgur says, “As a European this is how I imagine Americans have breakfast.” Americans were quick to set the record straight, because there are certain inaccuracies in the meal. There aren’t any hash browns, grits, biscuits and gravy, or pancakes. There is only one egg in this picture, and the coffee should be black. Also, where’s the jelly for the toast? And the gun should be turned the other way, making it easier for a right-handed person to pick up. That’s the trouble with European stereotypes about Americans -they are too mild for our tastes. -via John Walkenbach
By Gladstone Published: March 04th, 2014
The Internet changed my life. Without the Net, I never would have gotten into comedy writing, I never would have met some of my closest friends, and I most certainly never would have published my novel Notes from the Internet Apocalypse, available on
(Warning: most links contain artistic nudes) In February, Chicago curator Paul-David Young announced a gallery show featuring found, sometimes nude self portraits from an unknown artist. Claiming to not know the identity of the artist, Young romanticized the unknown origins of the photos, implied the artist was impossible to find, and drew parallels with the Vivian Maier story. After some light digging, however, Animal New York was quickly able to identify the subject as digital artist Molly Soda, who has a popular presence on YouTube and Tumblr.
After the Animal story was published, Young quickly admitted that he had already uncovered the identity of the artist behind the self-portraits, and claimed he unsuccessfully tried to contact her through Craigslist and Tumblr. Young's appropriation of Soda's work raises interesting questions as to when it is acceptable to use someone else's work in your own artwork, the ethical duty to correctly attribute the original work, and the necessity of gaining permission from the original artist. Responding to the Animal story, Young responded, "I do not think of these as Molly Soda's photographs". Interestingly, when informed about the gallery show, Molly Soda had this to say:
"I think it's wild he found my photos. I threw them all out when I was moving out of my house in Chicago to Detroit. They were all like copies that I didn't want or bad prints... It's funny 'cause I always talk about ownership and letting go of ownership once you put something on the Internet, so it's interesting that this is happening IRL too."
According to an article in Sunday’s New York Times, while the Republican Party is pretending to try to appeal to minorities and women, the Democrats are now trying to curry favor with the demographic they have the hardest time with: straight, white men. The last time Democrats won the majority of the white male vote was in 1964 with Lyndon Johnson.
The article doesn’t mention it, but there’s a reason for that. A very specific one. Johnson majorly pissed off white Southern Dixiecrats by supporting the 1964 Civil Rights Act, which allowed Goldwater and Nixon to adopt the “Southern Strategy” by appealing to racists, and turned the formerly Democratic South straight up Republican. Now, Johnson wasn’t exactly beloved by letftists, specifically because of the Vietnam War, however, this was the major turning point in establishing the Democratic Party as a liberal party, and the Republican Party as the conservative party.
Women were more likely than men to support Civil Rights legislation and social programs. Not necessarily because they were more emotional or empathetic, but also because white men, being at the top of the social totem pole, didn’t benefit as much and had “less to lose.” Consequently, they then largely turned to the Democratic Party, which then sought to appeal to their interests by advocating for women’s issues.
While the Democratic Party is doing well with women and minorities, if only white men were allowed to participate in the last election, our electoral map would look like this:
The article names a few issues that prevent white men from voting Democratic, namely gun control.
Sure, guns are probably an important issue to many of these voters–but let us not forget that it was their sainted Reagan who campaigned for the Brady Bill and even though this occurred after he was in office, it’s not like they all uniformly turned their backs on him afterwards. If someone as white dude-y as Reagan can support background checks and waiting periods, there’s hope for anyone.
Gay rights seemed to also be an issue.
Michael Bunce, 48, buying parts at a Lowe’s in Southfield, Mich., first ascribed his Republican bias to fiscal matters, but quickly turned to social issues like gay rights. “I don’t see why that’s at the top of our priority list,” he said. “But you say that out in the open, and people are all over your back.”
Democratic strategists interviewed for the article suggested that white men largely support raising the minimum wage, and that this may be a winning issue for Democrats. What would be an even better issue to attract them, however, would be legalizing pot. Seriously. Go with that one. You’re welcome.
A Republican strategist interviewed stated “When you’re spending 60 percent of your time talking about birth control and Obamacare, not a lot of men are paying attention to you.” Now, is that because dudes really hate banging without fear of getting saddled with a lifetime of child support payments? Maybe it’s just the men I know, but from what I can tell, they are usually very much in favor of fucking. Not to mention that healthcare in general should be a concern for everyone. It’s not really a black/white or male/female issue.
No, what this guy is saying is…it’s basically about spite. It’s about who gets hurt worse.
As I mentioned, straight white men used to be at the top of the social totem pole, above women, minorities and gay people. While there’s pretty much no chance of them regaining that position, some of them may recoil at the idea of these groups gaining any further advantages. As famed Republican strategist Lee Atwater put it, when explaining the Southern Strategy:
You start out in 1954 by saying, “N—, n—, n—-.” By 1968 you can’t say “n—-” — that hurts you. Backfires. So you say stuff like forced busing, states’ rights and all that stuff. You’re getting so abstract now [that] you’re talking about cutting taxes, and all these things you’re talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is [that] blacks get hurt worse than whites. And subconsciously maybe that is part of it. I’m not saying that. But I’m saying that if it is getting that abstract, and that coded, that we are doing away with the racial problem one way or the other. You follow me — because obviously sitting around saying, “We want to cut this,” is much more abstract than even the busing thing, and a hell of a lot more abstract than “N—-, n—-.”
I don’t think that the men that are voting Republican in order to vote against women and minorities are going to be wooed by minimum wage hikes. Call me cynical, but that’s just what I think.
What the article misses, even though it’s right there in the graph accompanying the article, is that the more education one has, the more likely they are to lean to the left. The best long-game Democrats could run would be making education a priority and higher education a possibility for more Americans.
The other bright spot is that the generation of men who got the white power patriarchal rug pulled out from underneath them is largely dying off, and all the young angry white men out there are just gonna vote for Ron Paul or some such every election anyway.
In the late 1960s and early ‘70s, I did not miss a Batman comic (Superman, either), and even if I didn’t part with the 15 cents to take one home, I read them all through at the supermarket while mom shopped.
But since then, a lot has changed in the DC universe, and I read this comic from the top, hoping to catch some insight into Bruce Wayne and company that I should know. By the time I got to the bottom, it became clear that some things never change. Comic by Julia Lepetit and Andrew Bridgman at Dorkly.
Opening Strategy Splits Civ V Studio. Since the beginning of time, man has been bedeviled by the eternal question: "In Sid Meier's Civilization, is it better to found your first city on the opening move, or move around to find a more advantageous spot?"
Si algo podemos agradecer a los medios de comunicación es que presentan una variedad de posturas que permite observar todos los puntos de vista de la historia.
Por ejemplo, ¿cómo le va al cómic en España? Pues habrá quien diga que mal y habrá quien piense que bien. En función de lo cuál solo hace falta elegir:
Como véis al final queda claro que La Cosa del Cómic español nos obliga a replantearnos diariamente la realidad. Y que ante cualquier decisión lo más importante acaba siendo no elegir ni lo uno ni lo otro sino...
You may not be familiar with Suzi Quatro’s musical career, you may know her only as Fonzi’s gal pal Leather Tuscadero on Happy Days, but Suzi isn't just some sitcom star or wannabe biker chick- she’s the original riot grrrl.
Suzi started her musical career in Detroit in 1964 when she formed a band with sister Patti and two friends called The Pleasure Seekers, but by the time Suzi went solo in 1973 she was the leather clad, bass playing Motor City badass later acts like The Runaways would admire and emulate.
By David Wong Published: March 03rd, 2014
Dudes who complain that "manliness" and "masculinity" are going away are usually douchebags. Typically it's guys complaining that they can't get away with as much sexual harassment and degrading jokes as they could back in the "good old days." So wha
Prague Zoo's three Amur Leopard kittens are growing like weeds! They are busy climbing, playing, and learning by imitating their mom, three-year-old Khanka, who has proven to be an excellent mother. Khanka and her litter are behind the scenes for now, but they will soon move to a habitat where visitors can see the family.
One of the kittens is melanistic, having a mutation that results in dark fur.
Photo credit: Tomáš Adamec / Prague Zoo
For more photos, see our first post about the litter here.
We think Lena Dunham might be the voice of her generation. Or at least a voice of a generation. Of Archie comics.
Archie Comics has announced that Girls creator and star Lena Dunham will write a four-issue run of Archie set to debut in 2015. Everything about that preceding sentence is true. And kind of amazing, if we’re being honest. Riverdale will never be the same. Or it might be precisely the same, stuck in an endless but alluring cycle of narcissism, self-doubt, creative yearning, and brunch. This is going to be Betty’s year, you guys. This is going to be Betty’s year.
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The collaboration came about somewhat serendipitously. From the Archie Comics announcement:
Dunham, known for her topical and compelling writing as well as her stellar performances on Girls, will bring her modern voice to some of the most beloved characters in pop culture as Archie and the gang come face to face with a new reality show filming in Riverdale.
“I was an avid Archie collector as a child — conventions, first editions that l kept in plastic sleeves, the whole shebang. It has so much cultural significance but also so much personal significance, and to get to play with these beloved characters is a wild creative opportunity,” said Dunham.
Newly-minted Archie Comics Chief Creative Officer Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, who also writes the bestselling and acclaimed Afterlife With Archie series, reached out to Dunham as his first official move in his new executive role.
“When we found out Lena was a fan, the first thing I did was call Roberto,” said Archie Comics Publisher and CEO Jon Goldwater. “And he said, instantly, ‘Let’s try to make this happen!’ And here we are. It’s been a magical confluence of events, and it further cemented why Roberto is the ideal person for the CCO role, and why this is the next logical step in Archie’s evolution as a real pop culture company — a place where the strongest, most unique voices can come and contribute to Archie’s world. The best part is — we’re just getting started.”
“Everyone at Archie is thrilled Lena’s coming aboard to write this story, and I can tell you, it’s going to be fantastic,” said Aguirre-Sacasa. “Lena’s take on the Archie gang is funny and real and contemporary. It’s a stunning fit, and I know fans will be excited to read it. I am!”
We like the hint that these kinds of mash-ups are just the beginning for Archie Comics. One wonders what Vince Gilligan or George R. R. Martin would produce in such a brightly colored universe.
Everyone has heard the nursery rhyme about the lady who lived in a shoe and had so many children she didn’t know what to do. What most people don’t know is that this is actually a realistic depiction of what waits for loose women in the hereafter. But instead of a shoe, it’s lots of lava.
You see, every single conception you prevent with sins like “condoms” or “the pill” has a real soul and you are sending it straight into Satan’s maternity ward by practicing “safe sex.”
Think about it – hundreds, thousands of squalling Hell-babies, probably with forked tongues and half-formed wings and entirely black eyes, all roasting in brimstone and sulfur because of your wanton lustfulness. Like a giant warehouse filled with demonic Cabbage Patch Kids, wailing in Aramaic, projectile-vomiting blood and blow-flies, little bobbly heads rotating everywhere.
Every single of these little bundles of joy is waiting for you. And if you ever had an “orgasm,” that Hell-baby will be retarded.
That’s correct; your own personal Hell will be caring for these babies for eternity. You will keep gaining weight forever. Your milk ducts will shrivel and start leaking bile. In Lucifer’s nursery, the mandatory uniform is hairshirt sweatpants, squeaky Velcro nurse shoes and baggy bedazzled tops with “99% Angel” written in sequins. And the demonspawn will never go to sleep and they will always be teething tiny razor teeth and you’ll be running around, cellulite crisping in the blistering heat, trying to entertain them all on iPads and stuff but nothing will work because everyone knows a fussy baby in Hell is inconsolable.
Not a pretty sight, is it? Well, if you’re still a virgin or currently pregnant, you’re probably okay, but keep praying just in case. But for those of you who have already despoiled themselves, there is only one way to avoid this fate: blow jobs.
You see, blow jobs were invented by Mary Magdalene as a method of divine transubstantiation where the spunk of your lover is miraculously transformed into immaculate Jesus food. Babies you swallow go right to Heaven and skip this miserable life, so you’re actually doing them a favor. You can’t spell “manna” without a man, so start slurping, because every load you swallow cancels exactly one Hell-baby. Trust me, I’m a youth pastor and understand how the system operates. (Interesting note: Mormons believe anal sex works too, but only if you cry. However, this is unverified. Don’t blame me if there is a writhing ball of armless shit-babies waiting for you in the afterlife.)
But, you whine, what if I only masturbated and didn’t kill any babies? Hell for girls who defile themselves in life consists of an eternal spin class where instead of a seat, the bike has a giant dildo made out of toads and broken glass. “Blurred Lines” plays on loop forever and if you slow down, your father’s skinless corpse drops out of the ceiling on marionette strings and calls you fat. There’s Powerade, but its room temperature.
Look, I’m just telling you how it is. The Bible makes it abundantly clear that God doesn’t want you to have enjoyable non-procreative sex – if he did, He wouldn’t have made vaginas so gross and complicated. It’s intelligent design – penises already sort of look like tasty popsicles and your private parts, well – who is going to bother trying to find the “clit” in that pile of dogfood? Trust in God’s plan and bask in the wonderful things He intended for you, like unpaid internships and having children.
As always, hit me up in the comments for spiritual guidance.
Meet the new class of millennials. A generation that grew up with a plethora of art dripping down their Tumblr dashboards without knowing where it came from or why it exists, nothing but a numb gaze on a screen that is making young faces all around the world wet. Ideas being formed in their brains as they soak up the information like a cleaning sponge but no sink of a canvas to squeeze it out.
I decided to talk to 3 teenagers from 3 different cities to tell me what it is like growing up on TUMBLR.
“This is a generation of aestheticists, not artists. I’m telling you now, any young artist that goes on Tumblr doesn’t want to create actual art. They either want to be the art or steal it. Wait is aesthetict, a word?” Says Jake, a 16-year-old from Toronto.
“I mean, I don’t really. This is going to sound pretentious, but like I’m a really good fucking artist, it’s just that I don’t really have any emotions or aspirations to create something, but for some reason I still know I’m a good artist”.
“A lot of the best artists were full of emotions.” – Me.
“I mean, it’s because everything has been done before. Why even bother to create when you know there is nothing for you to say? Also, why feel anything when art can feel it for you?”
“There’s a lot of pressure to move with the trends on the Internet, and it moves so quickly. I hate it. It’s like there is certain slang, for example like ‘ayy lmao’ was cool last week, but now it isn’t. Do you know what Soft Grunge is?” Says Natalie, a 15-year-old from Sunderland.
“Yeah, she’s like the queen of Soft Grunge. She pretty much invented it. Her and her bf are like the new Kurt and Courtney. Sorry, it’s so cute. I can’t even! Honestly their mugshots were so perfect, it’s true love.”
“‘Heavy Metal Heart’ is mind blowing.” - Me.
“Yeah it’s so amazing. She’s just like honest, she’s a real voice for kids our age like her lyrics say how I feel!”
“Anyways, Soft Grunge was where it all kind of started and then Pastel Goth happened, then Net-Art and Xanax Culture..”
“What is Xanax Culture?” - Me.
“Xanax Culture is like when you post pictures of ferns and like burqas, and white pills like you use arabic text. It’s so lame.”
“Do you ever read magazines or books?” – Me.
“No. Fiction is really boring for me, it’s just not as interesting as Vine or something you can find on your dashboard. When I read sex scenes, it just sounds like Larry Stylinson fanfic or something. When I read scenes that are supposed to be “emotional”, I just think the characters are seeking for attention like the people whom fake being depressed online. I don’t look at magazines. I don’t really care or have the time, and it’s more interesting to follow the lives of your friends on Instagram and Twitter because it’s like they are the characters in your life’s movie, you know? Also, your dashboard is like a mystery box, you never know what you’re going to get. You know what I mean? Hey, do you know what really makes me upset?”
“What makes you upset?” – Me.
“When someone you know’s blog starts to look like yours, like excuse me? This is my blog and my soul. You can’t really imitate that, all of the art that I post on there is mine and it represents whom I am. Like with Sky, it feels like everybody started to reblog her one day, but before they didn’t even care about whom she was when I was doing it. Sorry, it’s just really frustrating. I had to switch my blog from Soft Grunge to Pale Blog now even though I really enjoyed the aesthetic of Soft Grunge but now I just can’t.”
Everyone at high school strives for this kind of aesthetic correctness. I do it as well, you know. I curate my life in a way. It’s always playing on my mind, kind of a love-hate relationship. – Lorde / The Guardian
“I’m cool on Tumblr, but nobody really pays attention to me in real life, does that make any sense?” Says Cody, a 17-year-old from New York.
“It makes sense!” – Me.
“It’s hard because I think when I’m always talking to people on Tumblr and stuff, it’s kind of like how I wish it was for me in real life, but you know, it just isn’t.”
“I feel you.” – Me.
“You can always box things on there everything is really sarcastic. I use ‘xD’ a lot, like ‘goin 2 the gym xD’, but when I say that I don’t want to be the type of person who goes to the gym yet I am still going to the gym? I guess it’s ironic? Tumblr also taught me so much about fashion!”
“Fashion is cool.” – Me.
“When I post a Slimane jersey from V-Files on my page, it is the same as me buying it except it’s like free, you know?”
“How is it the same? You aren’t wearing it?” – Me.
“It’s the same because that Slimane jersey expresses whom I am, people who go to my blog and have never seen that jersey before will totally want it because it’s on my blog!”
“Are you a fan of his latest collection for Saint Laurent?” - Me.
Por causas que todavía se desconocen, un hombre ha aparecido muerto en torno a las 08:40 horas de este lunes en el hotel Valencia, situado en la ferrolana carretera de Catabois. El varón, trabajador de una cadena de televisión rusa, se encontraba en Galicia junto a un equipo que graba estos días un reportaje sobre la raza de can de palleiro.
Fuentes próximas a la investigación del caso han confirmado que el fallecido ya había expresado este domingo que no se encontraba en buenas condiciones físicas. El cuerpo fue localizado en su habitación al comprobar que no se incorporaba al rodaje a la hora prevista. Fue trasladado al Hospital Naval para que se le pudiese practicar la pertinente autopsia.
La número tres del multiimputado ejecutivo municipal de Santiago se declara «muy sorprendida» por que la Fiscalía haya pedido nueve años de inhabilitación para más de la mitad del gobierno local y sostiene que «para nada» trabaja con la hipótesis de que la corporación sea disuelta
We think Lena Dunham might be the voice of her generation. Or at least a voice of a generation. Of Archie comics.
