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24 Sep 01:30

The Emmys

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While it was good that Viola Davis won best actress in a drama—the first African American woman to have done so—we should not ignore that the Emmys was still extremely problematic. First off, let’s discuss the show that won best drama:

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JFC. Fortunately, the night’s watch for justice mounted the social media wall and let the voters know just how messed up this was.

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You and me both, sister.

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This will definitely be a category in the SJW Emmys next year. The winner gets banned from TV for one year.

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Ugh.

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Anyone who can’t set aside their admiration for the artistic achievements of this show in order to wallow in angst about how women are treated poorly in ancient medieval societies should probably just kill themselves now.

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I cannot even. I just cannot. This is how I feel about you right now, Emmys voters:

Meanwhile, Amazon’s Transparent won an award. You might think this is a progressive victory. I assure you, it is not. 

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It is problematic. It is. But that’s not the show’s only issue. 

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What Transparent is truly about is how cisgender people cope with something they don’t want to be happening – that they can’t stop from happening; and, more fundamentally, that it’s happening to someone they can’t easily be rid of. The focus is on cisgender people being afraid of losing their privilege. It hasn’t focused on trans representation, it’s focused on cis people being afraid of having someone close to them come out as transgender. To me, this is why Transparent has lost so much trust, and why so many trans people are questioning how much cisgender applause the show is getting.

I’m just shocked that this is a show Emmys voters love. 

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Creator Jil Soloway is cis, and so is Tambor — and he was cast, allegedly, because the show needed a big name to anchor it, or, at least, so claim the producers, who took care to cast trans actors in other trans (and non-trans) roles as though that excuses them. Notably, one of Soloway’s mothers is transgender, reminding us yet again that the children and family members of trans people can tell our stories, but we cannot.

This was written last year. Did anyone pay heed to the problematic nature of awarding this horrorshow with trophies?

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lol nope

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I can’t think of a better summary of last night’s atrocity tbh.

I give the transgression of rewarding shows that do not properly reflect the sensibilities of the socially just three problematics. 

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21 Sep 17:26

It’s Time to Banish These 6 Cooking Myths from Your Kitchen

by Elyssa Goldberg

J. Kenji López-Alt is not messing around when he says he’s cooked over 1,000 steaks and baked more than 1,500 chocolate chip cookies. His recipes, which find a happy home and cult following at The Food Lab on Serious Eats, undergo rigorous scientific testing: Each trial tweaks one specific variable until the finished product is juuuust right. He’s demystified everything from deep-frying chicken and making the fluffiest pancakes to sous-viding steak and building a Whopper-style burger—and now he’s publishing The Food Lab: Better Home Cooking Through Science, a 1,000-page cookbook (more of a textbook or essential encyclopedia, really) packed with everything he knows. Kenji shared a few crucial tips.

Assume Nothing
The goal of The Food Lab is to help people become better cooks, he explains. The first thing to remember? Never take anything for granted. Never just take someone’s word for it. “Trust evidence, not anecdotes,” he says.

To Kenji, the science of food has nothing to do with chemicals or modernist cuisine. Rather, “Science is a method of understanding the world around you. It’s about understanding—on a basic chemical, thermodynamic level—what’s happening in your food.” To demonstrate, he shared six rules of cooking he’s debunked with experiments over the years.

SCRAMBLED EGGS (1 of 1)
Scrambled Eggs. Photo: Alex Lau

Six Common Cooking Myths, Debunked

1. Use a Lot of Water When You Boil Pasta
“Traditionally, people say to use a lot of water, because you want it at a rolling boil so that the water can come back up to boil as quickly as possible after you add the pasta in,” he says. While that sort of makes sense, it’s not actually true. “If you do a very simple test at home, and get a pot with a quart of water, and another with a gallon of water, and put them side-by-side, the one in the smaller pot will return to a boil faster,” he explains. Why? Because no matter how much water you have, “Both pots need to regain the same amount of energy to return to a boil, but the bigger pot of water is losing energy faster to the environment than the smaller pot.”

2. Searing a Steak From the Start Locks in Its Juices
“If you cook two steaks side-by-side, one seared at the beginning or one seared at the end, you’ll see that the one seared at the end will lose fewer juices. If you start it cool in the oven and then sear it at the end, it cooks much more evenly with edge-to-edge color,” he explains.

3. Don’t Puncture a Steak with a Fork, Because You’ll Lose Juices
Using a fork to flip your steaks is actually completely okay. “A steak is not a water balloon,” notes Kenji. “It’s more like a series of tiny water balloons.” That is, if you stick your fork in it, you might puncture one or two, but it’s not like you’ve opened the floodgates. Again, Kenji recommends seeing for yourself in a side-by-side test.

4. Don’t Salt Your Eggs While You’re Scrambling Them
The myth says that adding salt to eggs while you’re scrambling or making an omelet will make the eggs tough. Kenji says otherwise: “After a lot of testing, that’s not the case. If you let your eggs rest with some salt for 15 minutes, they’ll actually retain more moisture. That’s because the salt breaks down some of the proteins and that forms a net that holds in more moisture as the eggs cook.”

5. Add Vinegar to the Water When You Hard-Boil Eggs so the Shells Will Peel More Easily
Ignore theories that the only easy-peel hard-boiled eggs are old eggs, salted water, vinegar-ed water, or poking a hole in the end. While old eggs do peel better than fresh eggs, given the same starting egg, starting in boiling water will help it peel better. “I actually did an experiment. I cooked several hundred eggs and had some people peel them without knowing how I cooked them. I counted the number of defects in the surface of the eggs and found that the number one thing that makes your eggs easy to peel is the starting temperature of the water,” he explains. That is, the hotter the water is when you start boiling your eggs, the easier they are to peel.

6. Don’t Salt Your Beans While They’re Cooking
People say don’t salt your beans while you’re cooking them; salt at the end, otherwise they’ll become tough. “That’s almost the opposite,” says Kenji. “Salting your beans will actually keep things intact as they cook.” In fact, there’s only one thing you shouldn’t do to your beans as they cook: add vinegar. Acid can inhibit the breakdown of pectin.

“A lot of it comes down to preference,” Kenji levels. But getting scientific with common techniques or cooking questions can build up to a great recipe. Which is the whole point, he says. Because, “If I’m going to make a hamburger, I want it to be the best it can be.”

The Food Lab: Better Home Cooking Through Science comes out on September 21, 2015.

The Food Lab Cookbook Cover

You want to know how to make perfect scrambled eggs, don’t you?

The post It’s Time to Banish These 6 Cooking Myths from Your Kitchen appeared first on Bon Appétit.

21 Sep 17:15

Bae of Pigs

by bonaldi
Sources can be tricky things. The Daily Mail doesn't have the greatest reputation. Lord Ashcroft is a Tory billionaire with a grudge against David Cameron. And so far they are the only sources for this one. That said, judge for yourself:

Prime Minister David Cameron 'put a private part of his anatomy' into a dead pig's mouth .

(Over on Twitter, as you might have guessed, it's Christmas.)
21 Sep 17:12

Documentary Reveals What It Means To Be A Florida Man

by Zeon Santos

Ask anyone who has lived in Florida for an extended period of time and they'll tell you that the state's bad rep was earned by the violent and brutally wasted people who keep Florida far from chill.

Documentarian Sean Dunne didn't set out to make a film about Florida's less than esteemed citizens, he just “drove around aimlessly, stopping any time we saw something or someone that interested us”.

But when he hit the sidewalks and started filming he discovered Florida's citizens, lowlifes or otherwise, are more than happy to chat about how their lives revolve around fighting, drinking and carousing.

Heck, one ornery old cuss even tried to fight the audio guy! (Video is NSFW due to language)

(Vimeo Link)

This is how Sean's incredibly raw and poignant documentary "Florida Man" was born, and although he went into it without bias, Sean's opinion was surely swayed by the drunk and dangerous characters he encountered during filming. It's a wonder Sean and his crew made it out of Florida with their equipment intact!

-Via Dangerous Minds

21 Sep 17:11

Why Do We Admire Mobsters?

by ellieBOA
We don't glamorize all violent crime; no one holds the Son of Sam or Charles Manson in high regard. (It's hard to imagine their descendants gathering for a celebratory dinner at a steakhouse.) So why are Al Capone, Lansky, Arnold Rothstein, Luciano, and their ilk held up as mythic figures, even heroes of a sort, not just by their families but by the general public? Why are members of the Italian mafia treated more like celebrities than unsavory criminals?
21 Sep 16:49

Andy Samberg’s Emmy Opening

by Miss Cellania

If you watch as much TV as I do, you had no reason to watch the Emmys last night, since you wouldn’t be familiar with most of the nominees. Even if you do watch a lot of TV, you knew the best of the awards show would be on the internet today.

(YouTube link)

Here’s Andy Samberg’s opening bit, which is being called one of the better parts of the evening. It’s the first video from Lonely Island in quite some time.

21 Sep 16:44

His career may well be over, so he'd better look for other ways to make money

21 Sep 16:31

St. Paul & The Broken Bones

by nangsta
I heard the debut record from this band when it came out a little while ago and thought it was cool, but it didn't make a lasting impression. However, this video featuring the band performing a house concert in France really blew me away! Skip ahead in the video to about 1:10 in to get to the actual concert: St. Paul & The Broken Bones live at some house in France!
21 Sep 16:14

Las Hermanas Gilda y Anacleto se lo montan

by julianalmazan

espumaportadaHoy os traigemos una historieta que el genial Vázquez publicó en 1995 en el fanzine Espuma. Se trata del reencuentro de este gran autor con tres de sus personajes más populares, Anacleto y las Hermanas Gilda. ¡No os lo perdáis!

Aquí está la historieta, en formato ISUU

The post Las Hermanas Gilda y Anacleto se lo montan appeared first on Teenage Thunder.

21 Sep 16:11

¿Cómo de yonqui era Adolf Hitler?

by Salvador Martínez Mas

El escritor alemán Norman Ohler se ha convertido en sensación literaria estos días en su país gracias a la publicación de un libro titulado Der Totale Rausch: Drogen im Dritten Reich -La borrachera total: Las drogas en el III Reich-. Se trata de un volumen de contenido histórico que documenta el uso que se hacía de las drogas en tiempos del nazismo en la sociedad alemana, con Adolf Hitler a la cabeza. Al Führer lo considera Ohler un adicto a un opiáceo, el Eukodal, especialmente en los últimos días de la Segunda Guerra Mundial. El texto de Ohler ha generado un intenso debate intelectual en la prensa germana sobre si esa supuesta adicción hace menos responsable a Hitler de sus horribles crímenes. En este contexto, el propio autor de La borrachera total ha tenido que salir a la palestra para afirmar alto y claro que la supuesta dependencia del dictador nazi al Eukodal sobre la que versa su libro “no reduce su monstruosa culpa”.

Es un hecho histórico probado que Adolf Hitler no era un ario ejemplar. No era alto, ni rubio. Además, nunca gozó de un estado de forma óptimo, algo que se supone era característico de la “superioridad de la raza aria”. “Hitler hacía poco ejercicio. Cuando iba a caminar a Los Alpes siempre lo hacía cuesta abajo, asegurándose de que un coche lo iba a recoger al llegar a la falda de la montaña”, de modo que “era chocante el contraste de la obsesión de su régimen por criar una raza de arios saludables a través de la gimnasia diaria” cuando “la élite nazi nunca se preocupó por actuar en conformidad con el comportamiento que le pedía a los alemanes”, ha contado el historiador británico de la Universidad de Cambridge Richard J. Evans, uno de los grandes expertos del III Reich.

El libro de Ohler va más allá en estas observaciones sobre la élite nazi, que no daba ningún tipo de ejemplo haciendo uso de las drogas. Mucho del trabajo de este escritor versa sobre la aparente necesidad de Hitler de recibir inyecciones de Eukodal de su médico personal, el Doctor Theodor Morell. La tesis del autor de La borrachera total está fundamentada en documentos de la época a los que ha tenido acceso en varios archivos de Alemania y EEUU. Hitler recibió la primera inyección de ese opiáceo en julio de 1943, la víspera de una importante reunión con su aliado italiano, Benito Mussolini.

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Según recoge Ohler, el Doctor Morell decidió recurrir al Eukodal por los problemas de salud que acarreaba al Führer su notoria flatulencia, y es que el dictador nazi sufría intensos dolores por la presencia excesiva de gases en su organismo. Antes de esa primera inyección, Morell describía el cuerpo de Hitler como “lleno de gas”. Su tez estaba “pálida” y su comportamiento se resumía como “muy nervioso”, de acuerdo con los términos de su médico personal.

Siguiendo las cuentas de Ohler, entre 1943 y 1944, Morell recurrió hasta en 24 ocasiones al Eukodal para tratar los males de Hitler, “El Paciente A”, según el médico. Pero puede que fueran muchas más veces las que empleó esa sustancia, porque el autor del libro cree que bajo la inscripción “X” que aparece en los apuntes sobre el tratamiento de los dolores que padecía el dictador, se esconde ese opiáceo hermanado con la heroína. Con todo, la medicación a la que estaba sometido el Führer también incluía otras drogas. Por ejemplo, la cocaína o la metanfetamina, dos estimulantes considerados hoy en día “sumamente adictivos” por la comunidad médica. Precisamente la segunda, en la actualidad popularizada bajo el nombre de Crystal Meth, se había convertido en la sustancia dopante por excelencia del III Reich. Se vendía sin necesidad de receta con el nombre de Pervitin, aunque no estaba tan concentrada como el actual Crystal.

Al empleo generalizado de esta sustancia en las filas del Ejército alemán, Ohler llega a atribuir una importante responsabilidad en el eficaz rendimiento de los ataques del III Reich en el inicio de la Segunda Guerra Mundial. Así, el autor documenta el uso de la metanfetamina por soldados alemanes en el ataque a Polonia del primer día de septiembre de 1939. En el archivo militar de Friburgo, Ohler ha visto documentos en los que, en abril y mayo de ese año, el Ejército del III Reich buscó hacer acopio de esa sustancia.

Drogado o no, Hitler sigue siendo un genocida

No obstante, otros historiadores se han pronunciado para relativizar la importancia de las drogas en la Blitzkrieg, “la guerra relámpago” con la que el nacionalsocialismo se lanzó a la conquista de Europa. Winfried Süß, historiador del Centro para la Investigación Histórica de Potsdam, ha asegurado que el consumo del Pervitin en el Ejército “no era en modo alguno una decisión relacionada con la guerra”, porque “el rendimiento de los soldados”, por ejemplo, en el frente francés, “no era un problema”.

Aún así, el mayor debate generado por La borrachera total concierne con el grado de responsabilidad de Hitler en sus crímenes, dado que en el libro de Ohler, el Führer aparece caracterizado como un “adicto al opio”. Esta condición, según se puede interpretar en el volumen, pudo influir en las decisiones del genocida. De esta lectura no ha tardado en desmarcarse el autor del libro, asegurando que esa aparente adicción “no reduce su monstruosa culpa” en los crímenes del nazismo. Distanciarse así, de una forma tan clara con el sujeto sobre el que versa su libro es algo que no se percibe en las páginas de la novela, según ha reprochado la periodista literaria Julia Encke en su crítica, publicada en el diario conservador Frankfurter Allgemeine Zeitung.

Además, según ella “no queda claro lo que se deriva de la dependencia a las drogas” en Hitler. En cualquier caso, lo que sí recuerda La borrachera total es la farsa racista en la que vivió la nación alemana en tiempos del régimen nazi. Éste vendía la idea de la superioridad de su pueblo y de sus líderes muy a pesar de estar necesitados de productos anestesiantes o dopantes, como les ha ocurrido desde siempre al resto de los mortales.

Este post ¿Cómo de yonqui era Adolf Hitler?, escrito por Salvador Martínez Mas, se publicó originalmente en Yorokobu.

21 Sep 16:03

Las bondades del celibato

by Antonio Dyaz

Una cosa es no follar porque no se puede y otra no follar porque no se quiere. Morrissey, el exvocalista vegetariano de The Smiths, es el máximo exponente de la gente que no folla porque no quiere, no porque no pueda. Ser casto tiene su punto sexy, si se me permite la contradicción.

Desde que tomé la decisión las mujeres (y algunos hombres muy perceptivos) me miran de otro modo, me siento acosado y codiciado. Saben que estoy fuera de su alcance, y eso me convierte en un objeto de deseo. Mi expareja, que sentía unos celos terribles al imaginarme con otra mujer, ha recibido con alborozo la noticia. Se acabó, no voy a follar con nadie.

Leí hace unos años a un lúcido, septuagenario y asexuado John Le Carre, ya saben el novelista autor de best sellers como La chica del tambor o El espía que surgió del frío, decir algo así como «Por fin me he liberado de la tiranía del sexo, ahora me puedo dedicar a cosas importantes». Lo dijo a una edad de setenta y tantos, pero Hugh Heffner o el ya desaparecido Anthony Queen han seguido usando su entrepierna hasta más allá de la ochentena. El primero de ellos sigue haciéndolo en su mansión de Playboy, frecuentada por Jack Nicholson, o en su momento Roman Polanski, folladores compulsivos donde los haya.

«Por fin me he liberado de la tiranía del sexo, ahora me puedo dedicar a cosas importantes»

Yo no sé si podré o no dedicarme a cosas importantes, pero mi decisión es firme. No más sexo con otras personas, por ahora me dedicaré a mí mismo. Si bien es cierto el viejo refrán castellano de «el roce hace el cariño» no es menos cierto que la ausencia conduce al olvido.

Quienes me siguen sabrán que hace tiempo publiqué en este medio mi reportaje en tres partes titulado De Badoo al cielo, acerca de las agencias de contactos y cuánto nos separan del amor. Así pues, mi vocación periodística «gonzo» queda acreditada, porque si hay algo más placentero que echar un polvo… es no echarlo. Claro, uno tarda unas décadas en comprender esto, y que nadie me tache de mojigato, mi reputación libertina me precede.

Los clientes de Ashley Madison que ven peligrar su estatus familiar porque unos hackers han accedido a las bases de datos de la multinacional de la infidelidad, se rasgan las vestiduras, y de hecho se han producido varios suicidios, pues el chantaje se está llevando a cabo con meticulosidad clínica. No quiero terminar así, por eso he comunicado a todos mis amigos y amigas que se acabó el sexo. Como mucho y en circunstancias excepcionales, podrán celebrarse besos. ¿Con lengua? Pues sí. Pero hasta ahí voy a llegar, ni un milímetro más.

Todo el dinero, energía, ilusión y emoción que de manera estéril invertimos en citas que no van a ninguna parte puede ser donado a alguna ONG o guardado en una hucha para causas más nobles.

Si hay algo más placentero que echar un polvo… es no echarlo

El onanismo es un estado de ánimo, para ellos y para ellas. Antes de concertar una cita estúpida que no conduce a ningún lugar más allá del orgasmo, es mejor procurarse uno mismo ese orgasmo. Si en los diez segundos siguientes persistimos en nuestro deseo de celebrar el encuentro con la otra persona es que la cosa tiene futuro. Pero, seamos sinceros, la mayoría de las citas se caen después de eyacular, y el deseo de huir a Nueva Zelanda después de correrse es algo muy extendido entre el varón medio.

Llevo un largo período de abstinencia pero para resistir mejor hay que elegir un objeto del deseo, alguien por quien romperíamos nuestros votos, algo así como una deidad privada que alimente nuestras ganas de vivir. Hace más de una década mi voto fue para Pamela Anderson, y juro que no hice el amor con ella mientras duraron mis pretensiones (ver).

Hoy mi voto de celibato es hacia otra diosa de mi iconografía personal cuya identidad no revelaré aquí, pero que ya quisiera Pamela Anderson. Y ustedes dirán: «Eso no es celibato, es fidelidad».

Bien, llámenlo como quieran, pero decir «no» es un placer. Y ahora, si me disculpan, voy a ver algo de porno y a alegrarme el día.

Este post Las bondades del celibato, escrito por Antonio Dyaz, se publicó originalmente en Yorokobu.

21 Sep 16:00

Maratón de topicazos V: El retorno del supercut

by Hematocritico

PORTADA

Los supercuts son vídeos que amontonan secuencias de distintas películas para demostrarte la absoluta originalidad del séptimo arte. Son divertidísimos y llevo mucho tiempo recopilándolos en convenientres entregas mensuales: una, dos, tres cuatro.

Vamos a ver lo último en el mundo del topicazo. Así que VAMOS, VAMOS, VAMOS.

GO, GO, GO!

 

JASON STATHAM PEGA

 

STALLONE MATA

(A 539 PERSONAS DURANTE 37 MINUTOS)

 

LAS COSAS EXPLOTAN  ALREDEDOR DE SCHWARZENEGGER

(Valor añadido: ¡este vídeo ha sido creado por el propio actor!)

 

JIM CARREY SE CAE

 

A VER QUÉ HAY EN LA NEVERA…

In The Fridge from Roman Holiday on Vimeo.

 

I WANNA HOLD YOUR HAND

 

TORTAZAS

 

NO ME CONTRATARON PARA ESTO

 

ME LO JUEGO TODO

 

NO ES LO QUE PARECE

 

¡SOY AMERICANO!

 

¡JESUCRISTO!

 

¡AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

The post Maratón de topicazos V: El retorno del supercut appeared first on CINEMANÍA.

20 Sep 23:48

CK#64: Especial He-Man y los Masters del Universo

by bsanchezkrypt

He-Man y los Masters del Universo - Camp Krypton (1)Masters del Universo supuso toda una revolución cultural que marcó a toda una generación de niños de todo el mundo pero también a nuestros antimonitores, así que le debíamos un podcast a la franquicia ideada por Mattel. Para ello, volvemos a contar con la colaboración de dos invitados de la Asociación MesocraRubén y Luis, dos auténticos expertos en un universo que aun sigue vigente.

¡Tú tienes el poder de descargar este podcast!

Ir a descargar

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En 1982 la empresa juguetera Mattel puso a la venta una línea de figuras de acción de 6 pulgadas, basados en un mundo que mezclaba espada y brujería y ciencia-ficción, sus diseños extravagantes y su coste ajustado consiguieron que fuera un auténtico superventas. Analizamos los elementos que convirtieron a esta línea en un éxito y , claro, rememoramos nuestros recuerdos de la infancia, nuestros personajes favoritos, la alegría que suponían los mini-cómics incluídos en las figuras… etc.

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Un factor importante en el éxito del producto fue sin duda  la serie de animación de nuestra querida productora Filmation, con sus virtudes y defectos, que acabó influyendo considerablemente en la línea de juguetes que adaptaba. Una vez que los Masters del Universo conquistaron a los niños medio mundo, Mattel decidió que era el momento de ir por las niñas, lanzando la línea de muñecas She-Ra y el Reino Mágico con su correspondiente spin-off televisivo, que acabó convirtiéndose en un producto incluso superior. Ambas líneas se retroalimentaron y sí He-Man tenía que enfrentarse a Skeletor, ahora también se sumaba Hordak y toda su cuadrilla de freaks.

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¿Y Hollywood no iba a aprovecharse del fenómeno de “los He-Man”? En un algo tardío 1987 nuestros admirados productores Golan-Globus produjeron la película de acción real sobre las aventuras con la intención de relanzar las ventas de los juguetes a la vez que conseguir un éxito en taquilla con el que salvar The Cannon Group. ¿Lo conseguirían? Desgraciadamente no pero ahí queda esa entrañable película protagonizada por el bueno de Dolph Lundgren.

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Todo llega a su fin y la decadencia llegó para He-Man, Skeletor y el resto de pintorescos personajes que poblaban Eternia. Regresaron en nuevas encarnaciones pero con el mismo éxito y por ello nos centramos en las encarnaciones más clásicas. Puede que como ellos, regresemos para continuar con sus aventuras posteriores.

Sí que hemos querido reflejar, por ser una adaptación directa al producto original, las actuales series de cómics y la línea de figuras Masters of the Universe Classics, un capricho orientado a la Generación-X, que ya ha superado a las líneas que lo precedieron y todavía continúa en producción.

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Si te gusta Jack Kirby y los hachas dobles, quieres saber las diferencias entre trabajar en Mattel y en Filmation, qué tiene que ver He-Man con los yuppies de los 80 o qué pintaba un elefante bombero en Eternia,  este es tu podcast ¡Por el poder de Grayskull!


20 Sep 23:30

Nude woman smoking a bong

by tiki god

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Nude woman smoking a bong originally appeared on MyConfinedSpace NSFW on September 20, 2015.

20 Sep 23:03

The Truth About Chávez

by Gabriel Hetland

Dear Bernie,

Like millions of Americans, I’ve been watching your campaign with growing excitement. You’re spot on about the pernicious effects of rising inequality and absolutely correct that the United States now resembles an oligarchy more than a democracy. I applaud your willingness to directly and repeatedly denounce the billionaire class that runs this country. And I wholeheartedly support your call for universal health care.

It’s been a joy to watch you make Hillary Clinton squirm as your poll numbers rise. I smile every time I imagine the possibility of a self-described socialist calling for a political revolution winning the Democratic nomination. I’m encouraged that you have made fighting racism a priority in your campaign, alongside the rest of your progressive agenda.

So I was surprised and dismayed to see you label the late Hugo Chávez a “dead communist dictator” last week. I would expect this from candidates like Marco Rubio, Jeb Bush, or Hillary Clinton — not from someone who supported the Sandinistas in the 1980s and accepted discounted heating oil from Chávez for low-income Vermont residents.

I know you’re busy these days, Bernie, so I’ve compiled a list of ten reasons why you might want to think twice before calling Chávez a dictator.

1. Hugo Chávez was democratically elected. Not once. Not twice. But five times over the course of fourteen years.

2. Chávez won these elections by massive margins. He prevailed in the 1998 presidential election with 56% of the vote. He was reelected in 2000, netting 60% of votes cast. In 2004, Chávez won a recall referendum with 59%. In 2006 he was again victorious, receiving a whopping 63% of the vote. And in the 2012, while dying of cancer, he still triumphed, this time garnering 55%.

3. On the rare occasions when Chávez suffered a political defeat (e.g., the December 2007 referendum on constitutional changes), he accepted the loss immediately. It’s true that Chávez engaged in certain practices that are open to criticism, such as gerrymandering and using executive decrees to get around congressional opposition. But these practices are common in many actually-existing democracies, including the US, and hardly constitute evidence that Chávez was a dictator.

4. Chávez’s electoral success was not due to electoral fraud. The Venezuelan opposition (which supported a military coup against Chávez in 2002) and US mainstream media frequently level this charge, but there is no credible evidence to support it. Jimmy Carter has said, “Of the 92 elections that we’ve monitored [at the Carter Center], I would say the election process in Venezuela is the best in the world.”

5. The reason Chávez was so successful politically is because he implemented some of the same sorts of policies you support. After Chávez took office, the Venezuelan state more than doubled spending on health and education. (Sure this was made possible by the high price of oil from 2003 to 2008, but it was also possible because of Chávez’s success in reasserting state control over the oil sector, which was quasi-privatized in the 1990s.)

6. The policies implemented under Chávez led to vast improvements in access to health care, education, housing, and pensions. Poverty in Venezuela was cut in half between 2003 and 2008, with extreme poverty falling by 72%.

7. Chávez also made progress on the issue you care the most about: inequality. By 2012 Venezuela was the most equitable country in Latin America.

8. While you haven’t declared that you want to build “twenty-first century socialism,” Chávez’s Bolivarian Revolution bears at least some resemblance to the type of “political revolution” you claim to favor. In 1998, when Chávez was first elected, turnout was just 63%, one of the lowest percentages in Venezuela’s democratic history. In Chávez’s last election, it was 81% — the highest percentage since 1988, when voting in Venezuela was still mandatory. In December 2013, 59% of registered voters went to the ballot box for local elections — a higher turnout than every US presidential election since 1968.

There was also a significant increase in Venezuelans’ interest in politics during Chávez’s time in office. In the three years before Chávez took office, Venezuelans’ interest in politics was consistently below the Latin American average (by 7–8% each year). Since 2003, Venezuelans’ interest in politics has been consistently above the Latin American average. In 2013, the year Chávez died, the percentage of Venezuelans who expressed interest in politics (47%) was the highest in Latin America and far higher than the Latin American average (28%).

9. Under Chávez, Venezuela made significant, if contradictory, progress towards the goal of becoming a “participatory and protagonistic democracy.” This was done through the establishment of numerous types of participatory institutions: communal councils, health and water committees, communes, participatory budgeting, and more. These institutions are not perfect, but they have undoubtedly fostered greater decision-making power for ordinary Venezuelans.

I learned this firsthand through a year of research in various cities in Venezuela, including Torres, a municipality in central-western Venezuela where ordinary citizens decide how to spend 100% of the city’s investment budget. Miriam Gimenez, a grassroots activist from Torres, told me about the improvements she saw when Chávez was in office: “Life has changed substantially for our people because this process has given society a place to speak, to study, to work, to struggle. Now we know that we’re living, that we’re worth something, and that we can have hope of a dignified life and country.”

10. Portraying Chávez as a dictator is a profound insult to the millions of Venezuelans who supported him. Chavistas were not mindless drones who offered their unconditional support to a “great leader.” They were and are active participants in a messy and imperfect but inspiring and profoundly important attempt to forge a radical transformation.

I hope you’ll take some time to consider these points. Not only because bad things tend to happen to Latin American countries when US presidents call their democratically elected leaders dictators, but because Chávez engaged millions of people in a democratic process of far-reaching reform. And even if you’re setting your sights a bit lower than Chávez, you more than anyone else should recognize that redbaiting will just end up hampering your own reform efforts.

Sincerely,

Gabriel

20 Sep 23:01

Mmm, regional flavors for carbonic acid

by JHarris
Here's The Daily Meal's list of 10 favorite regional soft drinks (SLIDESHOW). And here's Mental Floss's stories behind 11 regional soft drinks. More info follows....

Daily Meal's list
  1. Cheerwine (North Carolina) - if you want to find it, use the Cheerwine finder
  2. Manhattan Special (New York) - The New York Times reported on it in 2008
  3. Moxie (New England) - Gastronomica writes on it - On the history of Moxie's advertising
  4. Big Red (Texas) - On the difficulty of finding it
  5. Blenheim's Ginger Ale (South Carolina) - On appreciating the drink, and on recognizing its varieties
  6. Dr. Enuf (Tennessee) - Mountain Dew's Long-Lost Brother - History of the drink
  7. Ale-8-One (Kentucky) - Official history - A brief local news article - Note: not vegan
  8. Green River (South Carolina) - Official history
  9. Nugrape (Atlanta, GA) - - Song, The Nugrape Twins: I Got Your Ice Cold Nugrape, from 1926
  10. Vernors Ginger Ale (Michigan) - The Dubious History of Vernors Ginger Ale
Mental Floss's stories cover Cheerwine, Moxie, Dr. Brown's Cel-Ray, Big Red, Green River, Belfast Sparkling Cider, Ale-8-One, Blenheim, Vernors, Hires Root Beer and Sun Drop.
20 Sep 15:12

Pope vs. Wind

by A B

20 Sep 13:37

Fallece la guitarrista Peggy Jones aka Lady Bo

by Magic Pop
Lady Bo
Peggy Jones más conocida como Lady Bo o con su apellido de casada Malone nació el 19 de julio de 1940 en el distrito Sugar Hill de Manhattan, en Nueva York y falleció el 16 de septiembre de 2015 según se informa en su myspace.  Famosa por formar parte de la banda de Bo Diddley, fue una de las guitarristas femeninas pioneras, la llamaban "Queen Mother of Guitar". Fue también una prestigiosa instrumentista de sesión no solo con la guitarra, sino también cantando y tocando percusión. En los sesenta formó sus propias bandas como The Jewels o The Family Jewel. 



Con Bo Diddley
Empezó bailando claqué, tocando el ukelele, se graduó en danza, arte dramático y música en la New York High School of Performing Arts y compuso sus primeros temes.  Compró su primera guitarra en 1955. Ese año conoció a Bo Diddley en el Apollo Teatre.  En un descanso se acercó a él y le dijo que quería a aprender a tocar mejor la guitarra. Jones y Diddley empezaron a colaborar y en ese proceso el sonido de Bo Diddley fue enriqueciéndose con la aportación de Lady Bo.  Formó parte de un grupo de doo wop llamado The Bob Chords hasta 1957. Ese año el guitarrista Jody Williams tuvo que dejar la banda de Diddley para realizar el servicio militar y fue reemplazado por Peggy que se convirtió en la guitarrista solista y una de las coristas. Entonces la bautizó como Lady Bo. Tocaron juntos hasta 1961 en temas como "Hey! Bo Diddley", "Road Runner", o "Bo Diddley's A Gunslinger". Ese mismo año Peggy creó su propia banda, The Jewels, que después se convertiría en Lady Bo & The Family Jewel. Antes de dejar la banda de Diddley, Lady Bo compuso e interpretó las guitarras del tema instrumental “Aztec”.  Fue reemplazada por otra guitarrista, Norma-Jean Wofford "The Duchess".

Lady Bo
Jones tocó la guitarra en el instrumental de Les Cooper de 1962,  "Wiggle Wobble". Ya en 1966, The Jewels sacaron su éxito “We got togetherness” con  MGM Records. Lady Bo también trabajó como instrumentista de sesión, cantante y guitarrista en un club nocturno de Manhattan.  Incluso trabajó como percusionista como se puede comprobar en el tema “San Franciscan Nights” de Eric Burdon & The Animals, editado por MGM Records en 1967.

En los setenta, tras casarse con Wally Malone, bajista de The Family Jewel, Jones volvió a tocar con Bo Diddley en gran parte de los directos hasta mediados de los noventa. Siguió ocn su carrera musical hasta bien entrado el siglo XXI.

Documentos sonoros:

The Jewels, grupo formado por Peggy Jones aka Lady Bo


Lady Bo compuso e interpretó las guitarras del tema instrumental editado por Bo Diddley, “Aztec” (1961). 

19 Sep 22:13

O grito, a cena: o 15 de Setembro

by Xose Manoel Ramos

Todos os que vedes series americanas ou ledes webs gringas seguramente pensades que o 5 de Maio (o día seguinte do día de StarWars, BTW) é a festa nacional mexicana. Bueno, en realidade non: o 5 de maio é o día da Batalla de Puebla, que é unha comemoración, pero nen é festivo nen ten moita celebración.

A festa grande en México é o día da Indepencencia: o 15/16 de Setembro, tamén coñecida polo día do Grito. (O que se celebra é o comenzo da indpendencia, porque a independencia efectiva foi uns 11 anos despois).

Nesta festa, ademáis das celebracións oficiais e diversos eventos, aproveitando que o día seguinte é festivo, é moi habitual que as familias mexicanas xuntense e celebren unha cea (e unha comida) de celebración. É un pouco coma un Nadal, for do Nadal.

Para estas celebracións hai uns cantos platos moi tradicionais (na Cidade de México):

  • Chile en Nogada: este é o plato oficial da independencia de México, de todas formas, por ser complicado de facer e bastante costoso, o certo é que vexo que a maioría non o prepara 
  • Pambazos: unha torta (bocadillo) de pataca e chourizo, no que o pan está adobado con salsa de chile (non moi picante) e frita 
  • Antojitos mexicanos (fritos na maioría): como quesadillas, tacos dorados (enrollados e fritos)
  • Tostadas de pata (a opción preferida): a cartilaxe da pata da vaca, conservada en vinagre (é unha cousa que se pensas que é pode dar reparos, pero tal coma a preparan queda dureira e é gustosa para comer - non, non queda coma a pata dos callos)  
  • Pero coma todo o mundo quere tomar tostadas de pata, esgótase e entón a xente fai tostadas de tinga no seu lugar. 
  • E tamén é moi habitual (para a xente que se sinta capaz, porque é considerado un plato moi pesado para a cea): pozole 
Este ano tiven a sorte de ser invitado por uns amigos mexicanos a cenar a comida típica e estiven axudandolles a preparar a cea.

Comparto aquí unhas cantas fotos para que vexades ...


Isto que vedes en primeiro plano chámano en México un anafre: e o que vos chamadiades en España, unha barbacoa (pero en México non lle chaman barbacoa, porque barbacoa é outra cousa). Aquí existe tradicionalmente este modelo rectangular usao todo o mundo: cando van a comer no monte, pois levano, e coma vedes incluso se usa na casa (supoño que para lle dar un sabor especial á comida de esta festa).

 Esto que estamos cociñando no anafre (con aceite) son unhas quesadillas de queixo (nota, outro día xa explico todo o lío das quesadillas sin queso).



E aquí é onde preparamos os pambazos: mollamos os bolos na salsa, freimola ata que esté "dorado", e logo metemoslle dentro un giso de pataca con chourizo. (Cando se serve, a xente engadelle salsa picante, queixo molido, crema e leituga).

Bó proveito a todos!
19 Sep 19:39

Larkin Love as Power Girl

by tiki god

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Larkin Love as Power Girl originally appeared on MyConfinedSpace NSFW on September 19, 2015.

19 Sep 13:39

6 Weird Things You'd Never Believe Will Make You Horny

By Felix Clay  Published: September 19th, 2015 
19 Sep 00:53

"O narcotráfico estigmatizou Galicia; no resto de España viuse como folclore"

by Miguel Pardo

ENTREVISTA Nacho Carretero afonda coa súa obra Fariña na negra historia do tráfico de droga en Galicia cunha crónica áxil que xunta anécdotas co relato da conivencia política, policial e social co contrabando. "Hai unha certa 'narcocultura' que aínda persiste, hai que asumilo", di. 

19 Sep 00:50

Because Boobs

by mayhem

18 Sep 23:18

Trading cards: Professions for women of the future imagined in 1902


Firefighter

French artist Albert Bergeret’s collection of trading cards from 1902 titled “Women of the Future” tries to imagines women’s jobs and professions of the modern era. I’d imagine back then these were quite inspirational to young girls and women. However, I do find some of the wardrobe choices quite...

18 Sep 23:16

The Simple Guide To Pokémon (If You Haven't Played Since Gen 1)

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18 Sep 23:14

Here’s Your First Look at truTV’s ‘Adam Ruins Everything’

by Megh Wright
Adam Conover’s CollegeHumor web series-turned-truTV show Adam Ruins Everything makes its TV debut later this month, and the network gave us an exclusive clip to get you excited. The show premieres on Tuesday, September 29th at 10:00pm; check out our interview with Conover about the web series here.
18 Sep 23:13

The Two Men (And the One Dinner) That Uncovered the Cause of Botulism

by Esther Inglis-Arkell

Today we bend Clostridium botulinum to our will, forcing it to make our faces smoother and our actors less able to do their jobs. Once, though, people had no idea what caused the “sausage disease.” It took two good men and one bad dinner to let the world know what was going on.

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18 Sep 23:11

There’s a giant pink vagina couch for sale on Craigslist


 
If you’re in the market for a giant pink vagina couch, boy do I have the perfect one for you! For sale in Portland for a measly $600 you can now have one of your very own.

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18 Sep 22:34

How Whitey Bulger Became a Crime Boss and a Snitch

by Seth Ferranti

A 1953 mugshot of former Boston mob boss Whitey Bulger

Mywife loves Johnny Depp and I'm a big fan of gangster movies, so it's a safe bet that we'll see Black Mass, the new movie about former Boston Irish Mob boss Whitey Bulger, which opens this weekend. From what I've gathered checking out reviews and watching the trailer, the filmbased on the book of the same name by local investigative journalistsglamorizes Bulger's criminal escapades inBoston's underworld, details his bone-chilling psychopathic tendencies, and probes his secret-squirrel dalliances with FBI handlers.

Theonly thing that will trouble me as I watch the movie is a voice whispering in my head: "He's a rat. He's a rat. He's a rat!" Due to years ofprison conditioning, I still have an adverse reaction to snitches. Not that Ihate them or want to kill them or anythingit's just hard for me to celebrate or idolizethese people. Of course, I consider myself a gangster aficionado and can'tlie: Bulger's criminal career intrigues me. But his infamy leaves a sour taste inmy mouth. I've been out now fora little over a year, enjoying all the world has to offer, but old habits diehard, and in prison if you were a snitch, you didn't get any play. You gotchecked in to protective custodyor worse.

Bulgerhas maintained that he's not a rat, but on the compounds that I was on in thefederal Bureau of Prisons, no one was buying that storyespecially his homeboysfrom Boston. To them a snitch was a snitch was a snitch. Duringmy incarceration I read a lot of books on Bulger and numerous other gangsterswith names like Gotti, Escobar, Gaspipe, Sammy the Bull, Supreme, Big Meech,and Fat Cat. As I sat inside the belly of the beast cavorting with gangsters andreading about them, I discovered the true crime books of TJ English, who becameone of my favorite writersBorn to Kill and The Westies were two of myfavorites. Amid the hoopla surrounding Whitey Bulger's legacy, theJohnny Depp movie and the intricacies of Bulger's relationship with the FBI, I reachedout to English, who has just published his own tome on Bulger, Where the Bodies WereBuried, to get his take.

VICE: When did you decide to write a book on Whitey Bulger?
TJ English: When I saw that the trial of Whitey was shaping up to be awhitewash of the full dimensions of the Whitey fiasco, how the criminal justice system was complicit in Bulger's criminal career, how they enabled him,protected him, helped to create him. Little of that was touched upon at thetrial. Any time it came up, the prosecutors objected on the grounds ofrelevance, and the judge ruled in their favor. The trial was a carefullyorchestrated deception. Not that it wasn't interesting. It was an extraordinarycasting call of Boston hoodlumsbookies, loansharks, hitmen, etc.from a previous generation telling tales about organized crime in the city. The bookuses the trial as a jumping-off point to explore aspects of the story that weredeliberately being kept out of the trial.

What did you learn about Whitey that youdidn't know before?
That Bulger was the inheritor of his domain and not the creator.There existed a network of corrupt relationships between gangsters and lawmenin Boston at least since the creation of the Top Echelon Informant program byJ. Edgar Hoover in the mid 1960s. I focus much attention on this in Where the Bodies Were Buried, because I think it is key to understanding the fulldimensions of the Bulger years. The relationship Bulger had with Special AgentJohn Connolly, his FBI handler, was not new. In fact, it was the type ofrelationship that the FBI and US Attorney's office in Massachusetts had used tomake major cases against the mafia for decades. In that sense, Bulger was notspecial. His partner Stephen Flemmi was a Top Echelon Informant before Whitey.

Explain the whole dynamic between Whitey and the FBI. Who wasworking who?
In 1967, the FBI and prosecutors in New England had a murderousinformant named Joe "the Animal" Barboza take the witness stand andfinger innocent men for a murder they didn't commit. These men wereconvicted and sentenced to life in prison. FBI agents not only encouragedBarboza to tell his lies, they helped orchestrate his testimony. And thistravesty of justice was authorized all the way up the chain of command toDirector J. Edgar Hoover. Many people knew ithad happened. It was a dirty secret that, were it ever revealed, would havedestroyed the credibility of the FBI and entire criminal justice system.Barboza was a precursor to Whitey Bulger. When Bulger was recruited by the FBI,part of the understanding was that he and his partner Steve Flemmi were nowcustodians of this dirty history. The FBI and these gangsters formed a pactthat involved making sure this history would stay buried. It helped give Bulgerand Flemmi their power. They were now in a partnership with the US government.

To this day, it's often said that Whitey does not consider himself a rat. What's your take on that?
He was a rat. He may not believe he was, but I've seen hisentire informant file. He was providing information not only on the Mafia buton criminals within his neighborhood of South Boston. He was using hisinformant relationship to plant in some cases false information designed totake down his rivals int he underworld.

Who did you interview and talk to while researching and writingthe book?
The book was a culmination of people I've been talking to foryears about the Bulger story. I spoke with Teresa Stanley, Bulger's common-lawwife for 30 years. I spoke with FBI agent John Connolly, by phone inprison, where he resides on murder charges stemming from his relationship withWhitey. Spoke with Kevin Weeks, Bulger's right-hand man. Spoke with a retiredgangster named Pat Nee, who was a rival and then a key associate of Bulger's.Spoke with retired FBI agents, various criminals defense lawyers, and manyothers,

Explain the Southie mentality and why rats are so despised.
It has to do with Ireland and the history of rebellion stemmingfrom the Troubles. The Informer was a masterful Irish novel by LiamO'Flaherty (published in 1928), later made into a movieby director John Ford, that captures it beautifully. An informer is viewed as abetrayer of community, family, all that matters in this world.

What do you think Whitey's legacy ought to be?
Whitey the person will be forgotten, but what will be rememberedis this legacy of corruption that spawned Whitey. The Bulger fiasco is arguablythe worst law enforcement scandal of the last half century. People will foreverlook at this scandal and say, "How the hell did this ever happen?"

Do you think the movie Black Mass will cement his place inpopular culture next to gangster legends like Pablo Escobar and John Gotti?
Perhaps. That is how things work in this country. The mythologyof Bulger is now having its pop culture moment. But when the razzle dazzledissipates, what remains are the books, the historical record. The Bulger storyis mind-blowing; it's multilayered and complex. You'll have to see the movieand then read at least one book, maybe more, to bend your mind around it. But,yes, I do believe its a gangster saga that will have a lasting legacy.

Follow Seth Ferranti on Twitter and check out TJ English's book here.

18 Sep 22:16

And his consort, Tyrannosaurus Bathory

by JHarris
Here's Dinosaur Dracula, a pop culture retro nostalgia site from the guys who formerly brought us X-Entertainment (currently "down for repairs"), the subject of many many MeFi posts. Some pages of interest: