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05 Dec 13:35

The Dragons Return

by grrm

The dragons are coming back.

HOUSE OF THE DRAGON has wrapped its second season, and is now deep in post production.

HBO has just released the first teaser for season two.

Enjoy.

HOTD season two coming your way this summer.

05 Dec 13:34

Can I be in Season 3? Pretty please đŸ„ș

Are you a chinchilla? Right now obviously we are only casting chinchillas.

28 Nov 07:33

Dear, God Can you give us false hope on a happy ending for season 3. Please I’m begging you.

Absolutely.

At the end of Season 3 Sadie and Dottie sail away into the sunset together in search of their long-dead husbands, while a chorus of indigent chinchillas sing "A mother's lament" AKA "Yore baby 'as gorn dahn the plug'ole" in three part harmony. It will be so happy.

27 Nov 05:58

friend just told me “neil gaiman’s tumblr isn’t real” opinions?

Nothing on Tumblr is real. Tumblr isn't real. And I'm definitely not real. Except that my right knee hurts. So it's probably a bit real.

27 Nov 05:58

What is your take on people writing fanfiction? Have they got anything right that might happen to Crowley and Aziraphale in season 3?

Funny you should ask me that. As an obsessive reader of Good Omens Season 3 fanfiction I was amazed to see how much they have right including:

Sadie and Dottie's boarding home for indigent chinchillas.

Crowley's sad death after eating too many pies.

Who stole Mr Wimble's Magic Hat (how they got this one I will never know).

Why Aziraphale wasn't in the gorilla suit, and also

The Herring Problem.

Frankly I'm not sure why we're even going to make Season 3 any more. You people are already so far ahead of us. Although I suppose that the pies were a bit obvious.

22 Nov 11:03

Vi mÄste prata om att kön Àr obekvÀmt

by Äka

PÄ senare Är har den offentliga debatten gÄng pÄ gÄng rörts om av frÄgor som i första hand bara berör ganska fÄ. Att drag queens lÀser sagor för barn pÄ bibliotek kan vÀl inte direkt involvera mer Àn nÄgra hundra personer, pÄ sin höjd, gissar jag. Plötsligt ska ÀndÄ Àven mÀnniskor som inte sjÀlva har barn och som sÀllan sÀtter sin fot pÄ ett bibliotek ha en Äsikt. Inte konstigt att debatten blir förvirrad pÄ sina hÄll.

En annan sÄdan frÄga Àr transvÄrden. Att villkoren för transpersoner kommer upp pÄ den offentliga agendan kanske pÄ sÀtt och vis Àr bra och folkbildande, men sjÀlva diskussionerna blir ofta osakliga. Det Àr mÄnga ryggmÀrgsreaktioner, och ganska lÄg intellektuell nivÄ.

Det Àr tydligt att frÄgor om kön, könsuttryck och könstillhörighet Àr nÄgot som mÀnniskor i allmÀnhet tar vÀldigt personligt. Det Àr inte sÄ konstigt. Alla har vi ett kön. NÀr innebörden av detta kommer pÄ agendan kommer mÄnga att kÀnna sig lite stressade eftersom det kÀnns som att det har att göra med hur de och alla andra tÀnker pÄ och talar om sig sjÀlva.

Men egentligen behövs det mycket mindre för att kön ska vara obekvÀmt. En lÄgintensiv brottning om begreppen pÄgÄr varenda dag. Vad förvÀntas av mÀn och av kvinnnor och av dem som försöker stÀlla sig vid sidan om? De som har blivit medvetna om detta blir ofta uttalade feminister, men Àven de som tycker att det hela inte Àr nÄgot att brÄka om mÄste ÀndÄ navigera det. Vi borde alla erkÀnna att kön Àr obekvÀmt. Det skulle ocksÄ kunna göra oss mer medkÀnnande med dem som det Àr extra obekvÀmt för.

LÄt mig ta ett ganska aktuellt exempel: hur ofta tÀnker mÀn pÄ Rommarriket? Det som började med en tik tok-grej fortplantade sig i en rad kommentarer och satirer över sociala medier och blev sedan grundligt kommenterat pÄ kultursidor och liknande. För att fÄ lite mer data bland spekulationer och tyckande gjorde företaget Novus en opinionsundersökning som kom fram till att det Àr omkring 5 procent av mÀnnen och 1 procent av kvinnorna i Sverige som tÀnker pÄ Romarriket varje dag. Det intressanta Àr att nÀr siffrorna presenteras Àr det med den lugnande inramningen att oroa dig inte, om du inte tÀnker pÄ Rom Àr du ÀndÄ helt normal.

Som om frÄgan genast blev ett hot mot manligheten.

De flesta kanske inte kÀnde sig djupt skakade i sin identitet, men visst blir det ÀndÄ en frÄga som fladdrar förbi i bakhuvudet: MÀn Àr tydligen sÄdana som tÀnker pÄ Rom ofta, sÄ om jag typ aldrig tÀnker pÄ Rom, Àr jag dÄ ÀndÄ en riktig man?

Det skadar inte att ta en titt pĂ„ sĂ„dant som ofta tas för givet, sĂ„ jag tĂ€nker mig ett tankeexperiment. Antag att vi nu tar tvĂ„ jĂ€ttestora lĂ„dor, och sedan sorterar vi alla mĂ€nniskor som existerar i en av dessa tvĂ„ lĂ„dor. För enkelhetens skull ger vi den ena lĂ„dan etiketten ”kvinnor”, och dĂ€r lĂ€gger vi alla som fötts med snippa, och den andra kallar vi ”mĂ€n”, och dĂ€r lĂ€gger vi alla som fötts med snopp. (Vi bortser i det hĂ€r tankeexperimentet frĂ„n dem som inte har entydiga könsorgan vid födseln.)

Efter den hĂ€r sorteringen kan vi konstatera att det finns mönster i de hĂ€r lĂ„dorna. Den genomsnittliga kroppslĂ€ngden kommer till exempel att vara större i lĂ„dan ”mĂ€n” Ă€n i lĂ„dan ”kvinnor”. I lĂ„dan ”mĂ€n” kommer det att finnas fler som blir av med hĂ„ret nĂ€r de blir Ă€ldre Ă€n vad det finns i lĂ„dan ”kvinnor”. Det hĂ€r ser vi mĂ€nniskor vĂ€ldigt snabbt och enkelt med vĂ„r fantastiska kategoriserings- och mönsterigenkĂ€nningsförmĂ„ga. Men det som ocksĂ„ Ă€r intressant Ă€r alla individuella variationer.

MÀnniskor har ju extremt mÄnga fler egenskaper Àn formen pÄ könsorganen. Eftersom vi till vardags inte gÄr och tittar varandra i byxorna Àr alla de andra egenskaperna mycket viktiga. HÀr finns alla de delar som brukar betecknas genus, och som ibland och i genomsnitt hÀnger ihop med det kroppsliga könet.

MÄnga söker sig till andra av samma sort och försöker jÀmka ihop sig för att betona likheterna. Ofta uppstÄr ett kraftigt grupptryck inom respektive lÄda för att alla ska anpassa sig till hur de flesta andra inom lÄdan Àr och beter sig. OvanpÄ detta kommer de olika kulturellt Älagda reglerna. För nÄgra hundra Är sedan var det till exempel strikt reglerat att mÀn sköter hÀstarna och kvinnorna sköter korna pÄ gÄrden. Numera finns det ingen sÄdan uttalad regel, och i stÀllet Àr stallet en strikt kvinnodominerad miljö.

För att nu fortsĂ€tta tankeexperimentet tĂ€nker jag mig att vi drar upp en slumpmĂ€ssig person ur den ena av lĂ„dorna, sĂ€g ur ”kvinnor”. Om vi tittar pĂ„ alla hennes mĂ„nga olika egenskaper och intressen kan vi antagligen hitta flera stycken dĂ€r hon Ă€r nĂ€rmare genomsnittet i lĂ„dan ”mĂ€n” Ă€n i lĂ„dan ”kvinnor”.

Egentligen Àr vi nog ickebinÀra allihop, i sÄ mÄtto att det inte finns nÄgra egenskaper som hör hemma uteslutande i den ena lÄdan. MÀn och kvinnor Àr av samma mÀnniskoart, och grupperna Àr egentligen inte sÄ olika varandra.

Ingen bör i alla fall bli förvÄnad över att det finns individer som sneglar över till den andra lÄdan och kÀnner igen sig sÄ mycket dÀr att de drar slutsatsen att det egentligen Àr dÀr de hör hemma. Vissa av dem Àr transpersoner, men det kan finnas alla möjliga olika varianter av könsnormsbrytare. Det finns ocksÄ ganska mÄnga som ser sina mÄnga likheter med dem i den andra lÄdan men inte bryr sig sÄ mycket om sjÀlva lÄdorna utan fÀster större vikt vid andra kontaktytor med mÀnniskor av olika kön. Sedan finns det mÀnniskor som tycker att lÄdorna bara Àr idiotiska och bara vill riva dem och göra sig av med dem helt. Eller skapa flera alternativa lÄdor för nya kön. Och sÄ vidare.

Det Ă€r kanske ett tankeexperiment jag gjort hĂ€r, men i sjĂ€lva verket gör vi ju detta i vardagen ocksĂ„. Utan att tĂ€nka pĂ„ det har vi med oss de hĂ€r lĂ„dorna mentalt, och med en blixtsnabb och helt omedveten reaktion sorterar vi in personer i endera lĂ„dan beroende pĂ„ signaler de sĂ€nder ut – för vi ser ju normalt inte könsorgan, utan sorterar pĂ„ variabler som vi vet ofta Ă€r korrelerade med fysiskt kön och som ger det intryck vi uppfattar som kön i vardagen. För det mesta hĂ€nder detta helt oreflekterat.

Det finns personer som ger blandade signaler och inte lÄter sig omedelbart sorteras. Andra sorteras friktionsfritt av instinkten men visar sedan tydligt upp egenskaper som gör att vi börjar dra tankelinjer till den andra lÄdan. Olika betraktare kommer att uppfatta sÄdana könsnormsbrytare som störande, eller befriande.

De som sticker ut pĂ„ sĂ€tt som andra lĂ€gger mĂ€rke till Ă€r Ă€ndĂ„ bara de tydligaste exemplen pĂ„ en genomgĂ„ende variation. Alla borde dessutom ha sett hur rörliga vissa av de hĂ€r normerna Ă€r. Vi reagerar pĂ„ det vi inte kĂ€nner igen, och dĂ€rför var det för hundra Ă„r sedan till exempel mycket mĂ€rkvĂ€rdigt med kvinnliga lĂ€kare. FrĂ„n vĂ„rt perspektiv Ă€r det svĂ„rt att ens förestĂ€lla sig vilket könsnormsbrott det var, och att det faktiskt fanns mĂ€nniskor som motsatte sig det – numera Ă€r det nĂ„got sĂ„ ordinĂ€rt att ingen ens reflekterar över det. Det betyder inte att könsroller och könsnormer har upphört, bara att de rör pĂ„ sig.

För mÀnniskor som Àr kÀnsliga för att bli utstötta eller betraktade som fel kan det vara extra skamfyllt att upptÀcka att deras viktigaste intressen och egenskaper Àr udda i deras egen lÄda men mycket mer acceptabla i den andra lÄdan. Jag hittar pÄ ett fiktivt exempel: TÀnk dig en ung kvinna som blivit mobbad av tjejgÀnget i skolan och fÄtt höra att hon inte duger. Antag att hon hittar tröst i sitt intresse för antiken. Att dÄ fÄ höra att det hÀr med att tÀnka en massa pÄ Rommarriket Àr nÄgot som mÀn gör och inte unga kvinnor, det kommer att bekrÀfta hennes kÀnsla av att vara fel pÄ nÄgot grundlÀggande sÀtt.

SÄ visst Àr kön obekvÀmt, Àven för den som Àr mer eller mindre cis/hetero/genomsnittlig. Inte undra pÄ att det blir obekvÀmt och krÄngligt för den som inte hittar hem i de kategorier som bjuds.

För att göra det krÄngligare ruvar under alla dessa lager av kultur och beteenden ett monster i form av sexualiteten. Det gÄr att ha massor av teorier om hur förhÄllandena mellan könen borde fungera, och sedan kommer de dÀr instinkterna och stÀller till det. Sexualiteten Àr en primitiv urkraft som vi ofta ÀndÄ inte vet hur vi ska förhÄlla oss till. Sexuell attraktion kan krÄngla till professionella relationer, eller leda till sociala situationer som de inblandade inte behÀrskar. Sexualiteten kan anvÀndas som maktmedel och rentav som vapen.

Vi har lyckats frigöra sexualiteten frÄn fortplantningen och utöver det slipat bort en del av de krÄngligheter som kulturen tidigare lagt till kring Àmnet. Men det blir svÄrt ÀndÄ. Det finns fortfarande massor av fördomar och osÀkerheter, inte minst bland dem som faller lite utanför det allra vanligaste heterosexuella mönstret. Samtidigt Àr sex förstÄs ett viktigt glÀdjeÀmne och en positiv drivkraft.

Egenskaper som klassas som maskulina eller feminina bottnar nog i det sexuella spelet, men eftersom mÀnniskor Àr sammansatta varelser har de ÀndÄ fÄtt mÄnga olika funktioner i kulturen. Titta till exempel pÄ hur mÀnniskor anvÀnder smink sÄ blir det snabbt uppenbart att lÀppstift inte bara anvÀnds för att attrahera en partner. Mer eller mindre maskulint och feminint kodade uttryck kan blandas och anvÀndas pÄ olika sÀtt av olika personer, nÀr de kÀnner sig fria nog. Att sexualitet Àr sÄ laddat lÀgger till ett extra lager av social osÀkerhet kring sÄdana uttryck. I olika kretsar i samhÀllet navigeras det pÄ olika sÀtt, vilket inte sÀllan ger upphov till lokala kultur- och generationskrockar.

Det jag försöker peka ut i den hĂ€r texten Ă€r att mĂ€nskliga individer hör till mĂ„nga kategorier. Kön Ă€r bara en, men det Ă€r en kategori som pĂ„verkar vĂ€ldigt mĂ„nga aspekter av hur vi bemöts och vad vi förvĂ€ntar oss av varandra. Eftersom vi mĂ€nniskor Ă€r en form av dĂ€ggdjur med vissa specifika nedĂ€rvda instinkter kommer vi alltid att ha nĂ„gon typ av begrepp om kön, men de begreppen Ă€r inte huggna i sten – vilket vi ser pĂ„ att de Ă€ndrar sig mellan kulturer och tider. De kommer alltid att vara föremĂ„l för diskussion och omförhandling, och att navigera detta kommer sĂ€kert att vara lĂ€ttare i vissa sammanhang Ă€n i andra.

Vi mÄste hur som helst sluta att förestÀlla oss att det Àr enkelt. Kön Àr besvÀrligt, och kan vara obekvÀmt Àven för den som smÀlter in ganska bra och sÀllan behöver blir medveten om det. Det Àr inte heller bara frÄga om en kamp mellan könen, för det Àr som sagt ofta killar som gör det obekvÀmt för andra killar, och tjejer som gör det obekvÀmt för andra tjejer. Vi fÄr sÀllan vara sÄ mÄngfacetterade som vi Àr om vi gör kategorierna snÀva och kravfyllda för varandra.

Kanske Àr det hÀr uppenbart för varje tÀnkande mÀnniska. Men med tanke pÄ hur debatten ser ut ibland tror jag ÀndÄ att det Àr sÄdant som behöver skrivas ut och pratas om pÄ ett tydligare sÀtt.


Den hÀr texten skrev jag för ett par veckor sedan och hade nÄgon övermodig vanförestÀllning om att jag kanske kunde sÀlja in hos nÄgon tidning. Men den kanske ÀndÄ passar bÀst pÄ min blogg, Àven om det Àr ett hörn av internet som ingen lÀser.

Om du ÀndÄ tyckte att det hÀr Àmnet var intressant kan du lÀsa nÄgra fler texter som jag skrev i somras:

  • Om min lĂ€ngtan till Gethen dĂ€r genus inte finns.
  • Att vara en sorts feminist och att identifiera mig med kvinnor trots att jag inte tycker att det Ă€r sĂ„ intressant att identifera mig som kvinna (eftersom det finns sĂ„ mĂ„nga andra sidor av mig som jag tycker Ă€r mer relevanta).
  • Mitt personliga problem med Susan, slutligen, handlar om just att det inte nödvĂ€ndigtvis Ă€r sĂ„ att kvinnor Ă€r varandras allierade.

15 Nov 14:40

Snart börjar dina Whatsapp-backups fylla din Google Drive-lagring

by Lars A
Snart börjar dina Whatsapp-backups fylla din Google Drive-lagring

BĂ„de Whatsapp och Google har meddelat att sĂ€kerhetskopior av anvĂ€ndares meddelanden och bilder snart kommer börja rĂ€knas mot anvĂ€ndares lagringskvot pĂ„ Drive. Ändringen genomförs i december för de som kör betaversionen av Whatsapp och trĂ€der i kraft för alla tidigt nĂ€sta Ă„r.

Google pĂ„pekar att det Ă€r sĂ„ Whatsapp-backups fungerar ”pĂ„ andra mobilplattformar” (det vill sĂ€ga IOS) och skriver Ă€ven att de 15GB som erbjuds gratis Ă€r tre gĂ„nger högre Ă€n för ”de flesta mobilplattformar” – sannolikt i ett försök att mildra en eventuell negativ motreaktion.

Backups av Whatsapp kommer fortsÀtta fungera som vanligt förutsatt att anvÀndare har tillrÀckligt mycket lagring kvar. De som kommer fÄ slut pÄ Drive-lagring efter Àndringen och inte vill radera filer för att fÄ plats med fler sÀkerhetskopior av Whatsapp kan skaffa Google One hÀrifrÄn.

14 Nov 05:54

Date Line

They estimate the rocket should be free by approximately ... uh ... well, in about two hours.
13 Nov 07:04

Here Is The Meep Meep Choir Warner Bros. Doesn’t Want You to See

by Vanessa Armstrong

David Zaslav, the Warner Bros. Discovery CEO, is at it again! You might remember his antics when he shelved the almost-complete Batgirl movie in August 2022 for a tax write-off. Today, we found out the studio was at this tactic again, and this time it’s the already-shot Coyote vs. Acme that got caught in the crosshairs.

The movie, which starred Peacemaker himself, John Cena (pictured above), will never see the light of day because it’s apparently worth more to the studio as a tax write-off than a piece of entertainment targeted to families, a demographic they said on their last earnings call that they were eager to cultivate. According to The Hollywood Reporter, the movie cost about $72 million to make.

“With the re-launch of Warner Bros. Pictures Animation in June, the studio has shifted its global strategy to focus on theatrical releases,” a WB Motion Picture Group spokesperson told THR in a statement. “With this new direction, we have made the difficult decision not to move forward with Coyote vs Acme. We have tremendous respect for the filmmakers, casts, and crew, and are grateful for their contributions to the film.”

Whether the live-action/animated film hybrid was any good or not is something we’ll never know. What we do know, however, is that it contained a score that included a Meep Meep (as in Roadrunner) choir. The good news is we get to hear at least a snippet of that song thanks to composer Steven Price, who posted on the platform formally known as Twitter a one-minute video of the unique take on Tchaikovsky.

Listen and weep meep below:

Price also confirmed in a reply to this post that the was film already completely mixed and finished and the animation looked great. Too bad we’ll never see it! Thanks Zaslav!

13 Nov 05:52

NFL Football

by grrm

I don’t want to talk about it.

 

13 Nov 05:44

Hey man. I’m a nobody that works for a Big Chain Bookstoreâ„ąïž, and I have a question I don’t expect to be answered about some Neil Lore in our chain. So. Corporate sends us updates and sometimes they include moving books to different categories. I don’t remember if it was earlier this year, or late last year (in the trench of retail hell, time flows in liquid circles instead of linear concepts), but we had to move all of your books to the horror section and then about a month later we had to move most of them back out. Now. If you don’t wanna take the time to confirm or deny- it’s cool I get it, like I said I’m nobody, but I didn’t realize you were like active on tumblr which has emboldened me with the idea that you and I are, on some very distant level, cool, so I gotta ask. Word on the back aisle streets of this glorious book chain that rhymes with looks-a-million, is that you came in after corporate had us recategorize your entire collection as Horror, and said oh absolutely fuggin not, and that is why we had to move it all back. Is this true? Ya know, most of the time, rumors passed among booksellers are just really funny gossip about people we will never actually meet. But the idea of you walking into one of our stores and just being like - hold the phone, why is it
 fix it- on like a random Tuesday, is so goddamn funny to me.

Well, it wasn't me who made the call on this. But weirder things than that have happened over the years.

13 Nov 05:43

Hello Mr Gaiman
 Are you involved with the Dead Boy Detectives series at all on Netflix? Netflix said it’s “a part of the Sandman Universe” so I’m wondering.

I am, very much, yes.

13 Nov 05:42

i just saw the screenplay for the god forbidden good omens movie. i have a question about it did they hold you at gunpoint to make you write it??? no offense but it’s so bad????? i understand that movies don’t follow the books to the letter but that was just
 painful to read. not even fanfics go so far from the book lore (the literal devil wearing a suit and having a schedule was hilarious though. ill give you that)

That was, beat for beat, the plot that the film company requested, or at least, that Scott the producer requested on behalf of the film company, because, I think, they hadn't understood the plot of the book, which was the plot of the first draft we handed in. It was my first Hollywood script so I wrote what they asked for. They read the script, said "it's not like the book" and then two days went into bankruptcy and didn't pay me and Terry for the second script. There are lessons to be drawn from this.

13 Nov 05:42

Hi Neil, I’m wondering if there will be any tomfoolery in season 3?

We're all debating that. Probably it's best decided by popular vote.

13 Nov 05:40

dduane: akboro: Terry knew.

dduane:

akboro:

Terry knew.

13 Nov 05:29

The Dead Boy Detectives Are Here to Solve Some Ghostly Mysteries

by Justin Carter

Earlier in the year, it was reported that Warner Bros. Discovery had successfully sold off its upcoming comic book show Dead Boy Detectives over to Netflix. During this weekend’s Geeked Week event, the streamer showed off the first trailer for the show, and the young sleuths duo looks they’ll be getting up to some


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10 Nov 07:24

Arcane's Second Season Is Coming in November 2024

by Justin Carter

Next to Castlevania, one of Netflix’s most well-known animated properties has to be Arcane. The 2021 series was so popular and beloved it took on a life of its own beyond its source material League of Legends, winning multiple awards and, as of last month, becoming part of the game’s canon. It’s both an example of how


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07 Nov 05:52

Why All Introverts Need Regular ‘Me Time’

by Susan van der Walt

In their alone time, introverts reflect on their emotions and experiences, which is a very healthy thing to do.

The post Why All Introverts Need Regular ‘Me Time’ appeared first on Introvert, Dear.

07 Nov 05:50

thenightgaunt: funnytwittertweets: I ran ...

thenightgaunt:

funnytwittertweets:

I ran an Aliens rpg years back. But the players didn’t KNOW it was an Aliens game until halfway through the first session.

They thought it was a sci-fi game but they also thought the monsters were going to be zombies.

Over a period of 2 hours they then proceeded to make EVERY Aliens movie cliche “mistake” known to man. Because at the time they all made sense.

The characters in a story don’t know they’re in a story or what kind of story it is.

They might think their in a romcom instead of a slasher movie. And if you’re not in a slasher movie, why the fuck would you search through every closet in your house just because a cup mysteriously fell off a table in the dining room?

02 Nov 12:19

Scientists Create 'Super Melanin' That Speeds Healing, Stops Sunburn, and More

by Ed Cara

A team of scientists at Northwestern University has developed a synthetic version of melanin that could have a million and one uses. In new research, they showed that their melanin can prevent blistering and accelerate the healing process in tissue samples of freshly injured human skin. The team now plans to further


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02 Nov 07:09

Under the Stars

If you live in Los Angeles (around 33°52'N, roughly the latitude of Hermosa Beach) the black hole in V404 Cygni passes over you each day. On Christmas Day it will be directly overhead around 2pm.
26 Oct 06:49

Postcards, Pre-orders, and the Quest for Imperfection

by Pat

So over the last couple months, I’ve meant to write about two dozen different blogs. The upcoming book got a cover, for example:

(As always, guest starring my thumb.)

But I’m guessing by now you’ve already seen that. We have a UK cover too. There’s some promotional stuff going on with the book, where if you pre-order The Narrow Road Between Desires, you not only can get a signed copy, but you’ll also get one of the promotional postcards we made to showcase some of the fabulous art Nate Taylor did for the book:

(Sleepy child shown for scale.)

By the way, if you haven’t pre-ordered a copy yet, there’s still time to do that. I signed a *bunch* of books so that they could be available everywhere, B&N, Books-a-Million, as well as a any indie bookstores that would like to prepare. You can pre-order and get a signed book and postcard at the Worldbuilders Marketplace too, of course. But we wanted you to be able to buy from your local bookstores, too. Because we *love* local bookstores around here.

If you don’t have a local bookstore, here’s a link that will show you all the different places where you can buy the book.

But back to my point, I’ve had a bunch of things to share with you. A lot of things I’d love to talk about



but I haven’t posted any of them. Partly because
 I’ve signed more than 30,000 books over the last month (some for the US, some for the UK) so that (hopefully) y’all can get copies even though I’m not doing a signing tour. Partly because I’m helping my boys with school and trying to be a good dad, partly because there’s a lot of other stuff in my life that eats a truly unfortunate amount of my time and energy


I’ve also been doing interviews, livestreams, and other things to promote the upcoming book, of course:

(I’ve got one of these happening tomorrow, FYI.)

The other reason I haven’t written about a lot of this stuff is that
 well
 it’s important to me. And if it’s important, I want to do it really well. REALLY well. Perfectly, in fact. And it takes a long time to write a perfect blog
 More time that I usually have.

So today I’m trying to change that by writing an imperfect blog. This is it, by the way. It’s a blog where I just tell you some things and try to come to grips with the fact that the blog isn’t as funny, or detailed, or clever as I’d like it to be.

So
 with that in mind. Here’s the most recent piece of news I mentioned at the end of last week’s livestream
.

Yeah. It’s a Bast-themed calendar.

It started as a joke. I was working on the illustrations for Narrow Road, and getting some feedback from Julia Maddalina, (an amazing artist I’ve worked with for years. You’ve seen her work in the worldbuilders store.)

While we’re chatting, I made some comment about Bast being sexy, it’s a shame he doesn’t have a pin-up calendar, etc etc
 Then 20 minutes later, Julia sent me a sketch Bast. I honestly can’t remember what the first one was, because we joked about it for weeks, and she sent me sketches of him washing a car in daisy dukes, dressed up as a lumberjack, and just generally being the hot fae he is.

Then eventually, it started seeming less like a joke and more like a fun side project I could release alongside the book to make some money for Worldbuilders.

I hesitate to call it a pin-up calendar. As there’s a lot of baggage that goes along with that term, a lot of sexism and objectification. But we *have* pulled a bit from that tradition for some of the images.

 

(This is one of my favorites)

But a lot of the art we developed doesn’t follow in the pin-up tradition. It’s just playful, and silly, and fun


(Not really a pin-up)

While working on the calendar, I never really talked about it, as I wasn’t sure we’d be able to get it finished this year, and the last thing I wanted to do was get people excited about something and then not be able to deliver it on time. But it’s at the printers now, going through final proofs, and now I wish I *had* been talking about it for months, because Julia’s art is amazing, and this has turned into something I’m really proud of.

(Yeah. That’s Bast as a sexy Mr. Tumnis
. Plus Noir. I don’t know why I’m proud of it. But I am. I’m really, *really* proud of it.)

Last week, I was showing the finished project to a friend who runs a bookstore down in Madison because I was excited about it being finished, and they ended up ordering a hundred copies for their store. It was only then that I realized that some of you were in direct contact with a bunch of people who would love to buy something like this
.

Aaaand. That’s it. An imperfect blog. The story of how I accidentally made a Julia draw bast without his shirt off a bunch, for charity.

Here’s the tricky bit. We’ve done calendars in the past and learned the hard way that they’re not an evergreen product. I don’t want to print, like, 150 of these, then run out and have a bunch of people be sad because we ran out and they can’t have one.

On the other hand, I also don’t want to throw away a thousand calendars when February rolls around. It’s a huge waste of money, and feels like an ecological hate-crime.

So right now we’re doing a pre-order sale in Worldbuilders online store.  For a couple days, if you buy multiple copies, you can get a big discount. (That sale is going to go away when we put in our final order this week.

You can also put together a bunch of different bundles over there, where people can get a discount by buying a bunch of things at once. Like a copy of the new book, a calendar, and one of the new coins we make with shire post to celebrate the release of Narrow Road.)

(These show up in the book, and I’m *really* happy with how they turned out.)

So
 there you go. Many announcements made imperfectly. Hopefully I’ll be able to come back and go into more detail about some of these things later, but at the very least I’ve managed to mention them to y’all.

And now, I’ve got to go make breakfast for my boys.

Later space cowboys,

pat

P.S. If you happen to be a cool indie bookstore, and want to sell some sexy Bast during the holidays, drop us a line over at: sexybastcalendar2024@patrothfuss.com.

25 Oct 04:28

Millions of Americans Have Cognitive Decline and Don't Know It

by Ed Cara

Millions of Americans and their doctors are in the dark when it comes to early cognitive decline, according to new research from the University of Southern California. A study out this week suggests that most general physicians vastly under-diagnose mild cognitive impairment among their patients, following another


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20 Oct 05:59

dr-otter: animatedamerican: impling: curl...

dr-otter:

animatedamerican:

impling:

curliestofcrowns:

smartgrrrl:

I’ve been thinking about this daily since it crossed my dash

little mans is 100% correct.

I’m gonna put I AM BRAVE OF THIS MEETING on my cubicle wall at work and never explain it.

Think about the donuts of your day!

19 Oct 07:17

You Need to Update WinRAR, Right Now

by Maxwell Zeff

Government-backed hackers from Russia and China exploited a known vulnerability in outdated versions of WinRAR, the world’s most popular compression tool with over 500 million users. Google’s Threat Analysis Group (TAG) said Wednesday it observed a number of government-backed hacking campaigns utilizing the WinRAR bug


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18 Oct 06:11

Sleep Researchers Tackle Eternal Question: Is Hitting Snooze Bad?

by Ed Cara

Hitting the snooze button on your wake-up alarm might just be fine, new research out this week suggests. In a pair of studies, scientists found evidence that a majority of people regularly hit snooze and that the habit doesn’t seem to noticeably harm our sleep. It could even help make some people more alert in the


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18 Oct 04:59

Is this really you? Also why?

That is probably me, unless the Legion of Substitute Neils have improved their game.

No reason. When someone offers you a flaming sword and a big book you say yes.

dduane:

Well, okay. (And no argument about the flaming sword. Not least because they’re hard enough to get working right, and customer service on those is kind of a trial.*)

But now I wish I could see pictures of the members of the Legion, and their costumes, and I’m curious about what their powers are. And I’d really love to know the backstory of how they applied to the Legion of SuperNeils and why they were turned down.

(wanders off) Who knows, maybe someday we’ll find out


*Tech support always winds up going “have you tried quenching it and then igniting it again?” (eyeroll)

18 Oct 04:58

The kids on TikTok think that just because he was a classic country singer, Johnny Cash was


onbearfeet:

rubenesque-as-fuck:

dark-lord-tom-returns:

aurumacadicus:

aurumacadicus:

The kids on TikTok think that just because he was a classic country singer, Johnny Cash was conservative??? My babies he covered a Nine Inch Nails song in his seventies.

Classic country singers (the majority of which came from poor roots) were always talking about how much The Man sucked because they were taking money from poor rural folk. You’re gonna tell me that’s conservative?? Get outta here.

And somehow on the opposite side of the scale with the same exact opinion the conservative kids say “I like the old country music, because there’s no politics to it” Woodie Guthrie’s got a “this machine kills fascists” sticker on his guitar? You think there’s no politics in 9 to 5 or Folsom Prison Blues?!

For anyone confused there was a sudden and dramatic shift in the country music genre. It used to be a genre fixated on the experiences of people. Lived or common experiences that resonated with the common people. It was music that you listened to and it thrummed in tune to your soul because you had lived it yourself. And a lot of that was about ordinary people getting ground up in the gears of society.

The hyper patriotism, beer, and trucks chimera we have now didn’t show up until after 9/11 and the world is lesser for it

Allow me to post the entire lyrics to the Johnny Cash song “Man in Black”, released in nineteen goddamn seventy-one and written about why he always wore black onstage:


Well, you wonder why I always dress in black

Why you never see bright colors on my back

And why does my appearance seem to have a somber tone

Well, there’s a reason for the things that I have on


I wear the black for the poor and the beaten down

Livin’ in the hopeless, hungry side of town

I wear it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime

But is there because he’s a victim of the times


I wear the black for those who’ve never read

Or listened to the words that Jesus said

About the road to happiness through love and charity

Why, you’d think He’s talking straight to you and me


Well, we’re doin’ mighty fine, I do suppose

In our streak of lightnin’ cars and fancy clothes

But just so we’re reminded of the ones who are held back

Up front there ought to be a man in black


I wear it for the sick and lonely old

For the reckless ones whose bad trip left them cold

I wear the black in mournin’ for the lives that could have been

Each week we lose a hundred fine young men


And I wear it for the thousands who have died

Believin’ that the Lord was on their side

I wear it for another hundred-thousand who have died

Believin’ that we all were on their side


Well, there’s things that never will be right, I know

And things need changin’ everywhere you go

But ‘til we start to make a move to make a few things right

You’ll never see me wear a suit of white


Ah, I’d love to wear a rainbow every day

And tell the world that everything’s okay

But I’ll try to carry off a little darkness on my back

'Til things are brighter, I’m the man in black

That right there is an anti-war, anti-bigot, anti-mass-incarceration, anti-war-on-drugs (Cash was an addict in various stages of recovery who was pissed as hell about how this country treats people with substance issues), eat-the-rich protest song. And it was arguably his signature song, his personal manifesto. Notice that even the Jesus reference, which today would be a signal that the song is about to drop some racist dogwhistles, segues immediately into a line about “the road to happiness through love and charity”. As in “Motherfucker, our shared god said love thy neighbor and care for the poor and the outsider, and we both know he didn’t fucking stutter.” He’s throwing shade at self-described Christians who use his religion as a cudgel to beat people with.

Johnny Cash wasn’t a conservative. I’m pretty sure if he were alive and in reasonably good health today, he’d knock Jason Aldean’s teeth out (or, failing that, write a song so devastatingly memetic about how much Aldean sucks that Aldean would never work in music again).

Johnny Cash was punk rock. He just happened to be punk rock in the body of a country singer.

17 Oct 04:33

“Having refused the poor what is necessary, they give the rich what is superfluous.”

traycakes:

circlereader:

mostlysignssomeportents:


It is not because of the few thousand francs which would have to be spent to put a roof over the third-class carriages or to upholster the third-class seats that some company or other has open carriages with wooden benches. What the company is trying to do is to prevent the passengers who can pay the second class fare from traveling third class; it hits the poor, not because it wants to hurt them, but to frighten the rich. And it is again for the same reason that the companies, having proved almost cruel to the third-class passengers and mean to the second-class ones, become lavish in dealing with first-class passengers. Having refused the poor what is necessary, they give the rich what is superfluous.

-Jules Dupuis

(h/t Andrew Odlyzko)

How increasing cruelty and decadence is baked into the economic system.

This is why airlines have kept the “temporary security measures” in place long after 9/11. The more money you give the airlines, the less hassle you have to deal with going through the security theater, so airlines profit off the misery.

17 Oct 04:29

Inspiraling Roundabout

Look, I just think we need to stop coddling those hedonistic roundabout hogs who get into the inner lane and circle for hours, wasting valuable capacity.