Erin Hshe always looks amazing. channing really married up with her.
Okay. So, Jenna looks GLORIOUS in this Zuhair Murad. It’s very much in the same family as Jaimie Alexander’s frock — full skirt, deep vee, pockets, and a pattern, and I am HERE for it. What I am not here for is whatever the hell was happening to Channing’s head: And this is, like, a Read More ...Erin HYASSSSSS
Erin HSTOP TOYING WITH MY EMOTIONS, JEZEBEL
Three months ago, a nation wept over the loss of Tyra Banks’ barely watchable competition show America’s Next Top Model. But if these unconfirmed reports are true, we’ll one day be able to dry our tears and smize again.
Erin HSUZE
Erin Hfug, really? i thought she looked great!
Apparently Katy switched to Leslie Fremar (stylist to Julianne Moore, Reese Witherpoon, Charlize) for this night, the implication being she’s aiming for more sophistication and simplicity, and Fremar told People Stylewatch that she only had a week to pull this together. I’m intrigued by the switch, but I wish she’d had more time. Because I keep feeling like this Read More ...Erin Hfuck you, jezebel. you don't know me.
There are two kinds of people who don’t take their lunch breaks: Martyrs and assholes. Martyrs work through lunch so everyone can see how hard working and devoted they are. Assholes are either lucky enough to love what they do so much that they simply want to keep working, relaxation be damned, or are people who are too inexperienced or weak willed to use the time. You’re all stupid: Take your fucking lunch break.
Erin HGod help me, I agree with Marco Rubio.
Curious about what Republican presidential candidate Marco Rubio thinks about Sean Penn’s controversial Rolling Stone interview with El Chapo? I know I am. During an appearance on ABC’s This Week, Rubio told George Stephanopoulos he found it “grotesque.” And he wasn’t referring to the gross fart that Penn let fly during his meeting with the drug lord. I cannot stop thinking about his “traveler’s flatulence. ”
Erin Hhe should be played by the love child of jack black and josh brolin.
The limelight, man. It’ll chew you up and spit you out. No one knows this better than Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán, the notorious drug cartel king who was finally arrested this week after months on the lam.
Erin Hthat was me 17 years ago. and i'm fucking HILARIOUS.
After comedian Beth Stelling came forward on her Instagram in late December with photos of bruises and stories of alleged rape and abuse by another comedian, a man named Cale Hartmann, the response from the comedy community has been solid: women especially have made statements of unequivocal support for Stelling, and quite a few have told similar stories of their own.
Erin Hi am pleased and confused by this. cause they ain't hav'n that shit on MARS.
Erykah Badu is as musically omnivorous as the best of ‘em, not just writing, creating, producing and recording songs but DJing them, too, under her turntables moniker DJ Low Down Loretta Brown. As another feather in her cap for this prolific streak she’s been having of late, she went on Zane Lowe’s Beats show right before U Cain’t Use My Phone and dropped a mix of jams she loves, staying wavy and dedicating it to the bees (actual bees) because, she wrote, “Save the bees, else we ain’t gone have no where to fight and discriminate… cause they aint have’n that shit on MARS.” It is true! They ain’t have that shit on Mars, and she is correct that if the bees die, we’re all toast.
Erin HItzhak Perlman dedicated the performance last night to Boulez. I wasn't familiar with him prior to that, and I've spent the better part of today finding pieces to listen to. I'm disappointed that I didn't learn about him early enough to see him conduct in Chicago.
Erin Hthen why did you sell the rights? SHUT UP, OLD MAN.
In an interview with Charlie Rose, Star War creator George Lucas did a lot of complaining about The Force Awakens—the first installment of the franchise since Lucas sold it to Disney for $4 billion. Of the new film, he said, “They wanted to do a retro movie. I don’t like that... These are my kids, all the Star Wars films. I loved them. I created them.”
Erin Hif you are going to a restaurant to get the most bang for your buck, you are doing it wrong. go to a restaurant to eat something beyond your capabilities or imagination, to eat something you didn't have to make yourself, to be waited on, to have a special time. If you're concerned with the cost-to-price ratio, you should maybe stay at home and cook for yourself.
Ordering dessert might sometimes feel like a luxury, but it actually might be the wisest thing to order on the menu—at least in terms of return on investment.
Erin Hdonald trump: expert on what women don't like.
Erin Hthey chose the right picture of him for this story, he looks super skeevy. child porn checklist: earring: check. sparse facial hair: check. weird man-necklace: check. way-too-intense look in his eyes: check. yep, he's a perv.
Mark Salling, known for his role as Puck on Glee, has been arrested by the LAPD for child pornography. No, this awful year is not over yet.
Erin HTim, you can be retro AND hip!
Erin HInteresting, given the recent minor uproar of "who owns Small Town". I guess the answer is "The Ruuskies" now.
Pabst Blue Ribbon, purveyors of the cheap beer beloved by college kids and 20-somethings everywhere, has added another beverage to their offerings.
The company recently purchased Small Town, a brewery in Illinois, which makes boozy root beer. That's right, they are putting the beer back in root beer.
Erin HSuze! They're taking their ball of terrible tasting industrial chocolate and going home. To their mansions lined with money.
Another chapter is unfolding in the story of the fraudulent chocolate makers the Mast Brothers, dubbed the “Milli Vanilli of chocolate” for their practices of remelting industrial chocolate and selling it as “bar-to-bean.” In an emo open letter on Tuesday, the bros announced that they’re stepping away from the mean, mean chocolate industry for kinder, gentler waters…most likely, the waters in their very expensive Brooklyn brownstones.
Erin Hi used my OXO Good Grips Flip and Fold Omelet Turner this morning while making brownies. I don't even eat eggs, and the OXO Good Grips Flip and Fold Omelet Turner is my favorite spatula ever. Thanks again, David.
That is the OXO Good Grips Flip and Fold Omelet Turner aka the world’s greatest spatula and you need one. Thank you @thisistheglamorous for introducing me and this handy little tool.Alright you little fuckers I’m not playing anymore #macarons #gonnamasterthisshit
Wait - are you whipping the batter with a hammer?
THAT SPATULA CHANGES LIVES.
Erin Hi've been treated REALLY well by the TSA since i started traveling with my wheelchair - everywhere except o'hare. i'll be taking the chair to hawaii in february, but my trip to asia next fall and france in 2017, it won't be coming with me, i think. i'll definitely call the help line in advance for those trips since i can't stand up for long periods, so waiting in line is painful.
Getting through airport security is unpleasant enough without the added hassle that can come from special circumstances like having metal implants, a prosthesis, or a service animal. If that sounds like you or someone you love, the TSA Cares helpline can help you get through those security checkpoints easily.
Erin Hwe've been watching this. it doesn't seem like something i'd be on the edge of my seat for, it's a little slow going, but i'm absolutely hooked on it.
Amazon's Original Series The Man in the High Castle was the retailers most-watched pilot, and it seems the first season was popular was well. The company renewed the show for a second season today, following its opening 10-episode run that debuted on...
Erin HFUN FACT: Walgreen's won't let you buy the methy kinds of both Nyquil and Dayquil at the same time. You can feel better during the day OR at night, but not both.
Erin HEVERYONE STAY INSIDE, THE SMUG LEVELS ARE SUPER HIGH TODAY
Erin Hdon't worry, ladies. whatever you do, no matter what, some asshole with a tiny penis is going to tell you it's wrong. hooray!
Today, Chicago has the dubious honor of being home to a middle-aged man with opinions about Serena Williams showing her legs. [ more › ]
Erin HLOLOLOLOLOL
Erin Hi will NEVER get tired of seeing pictures of pluto's surface. i'm giddy looking at this.
Now that you're better acquainted with Pluto's mountains and ice fields, it's time to examine its heart. We're talking about the dwarf planet's heart-shaped region called Tombaugh Regio, of course, which is prominently displayed in many of its most f...
Erin Hwell shit, he'll resign for sure now!
Erin HFirst off, this is horrifying and sad, but legit question: how did they even know? She is GORGEOUS and looks more like a "natural" woman than I do, for chrissakes.
Early Tuesday morning in Philadelphia, a transgender woman was jumped by at least five men and fatally shot twice in the back.
Erin Hfingers, toes, and eyes crossed.
Google is considering installing Fiber, its 1000 Mbps internet service, in Chicago and Los Angeles. Fiber is live in three cities across the US -- Austin, Provo and Kansas City -- and it's heading to six more for certain, from Salt Lake City to Ralei...
Erin Hi literally watched this just today, david. we don't brush our teeth 'cause our toothache helps us stay MEAN.
Because life is a fountain, Ethan Renoe spoke to TMZ today about his virginity. [ 
Mayor Rahm Emanuel has lost one of his supporters in a very public way. [ 
