Continuing her streak of proving the undeniable benefits of your costumer being your stylist: He clearly creates stuff that makes her feel both celebrated and comfortable, which is truly the ideal on the red carpet (or at least, I would imagine). Obviously the GFY HQ costumer is totally sleeping on the styling job, and I Read More ...Shared posts
Well Played: Mindy Kaling in Salvador Perez at the Costume Designers Guild Awards
Erin HVA VOOM
Continuing her streak of proving the undeniable benefits of your costumer being your stylist: He clearly creates stuff that makes her feel both celebrated and comfortable, which is truly the ideal on the red carpet (or at least, I would imagine). Obviously the GFY HQ costumer is totally sleeping on the styling job, and I Read More ...Nature Lovers Will Totally Love This Line Of Living Jewelry
Erin Hahhhh, these are so pretty. i would kill them in a matter of days though. :(

Etsy artist Susan McLeary is selling a collection of living jewelry. She’s got rings, bracelets, necklaces, earrings, and more pieces featuring an adornment of succulents. Super pretty stuff. Living jewelry, eh? I guess it’s better than dying jewelry, which is what it would be if it were in my possession. I have whatever the opposite […]
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Tyra Banks Promises 'a Fierce-a-Fied Rebirth' of Top Model, Whatever That Means
Erin HYASSSS, i'm smizing in anticipation.

To make up for the fact that we can’t get four more years with President Obama, the universe has blessed us with a few more seasons of America’s Next Top Model. After being cancelled
late last year, the competition that’s turned dozens of aspiring models into household nobodies has been picked by Vh1.
Why You Should Give Carnations a Second Chance — Flower Power
Erin Hi love carnations! they smell nice, they have seemingly unlimited petals, they come in every color you can imagine, and they last cut for 2 weeks or more. carnations get a bad rap.
We love flowers all the time — on special occasions like Valentine's Day or just because — and why not? They look and smell amazing, and brighten every space in the house. But keeping a vase of fresh-cut flowers isn't always the most economical option. That's where budget buds, like carnations, daisies, and mums, come in. Often written off as common, cheap, and un-special, these blooms can look surprisingly sophisticated — and they're available at nearly every grocery store or deli.
broken-skies-and-angel-wings: This guy I was talking to was saying how women play sports just as...
Erin Hwhy can't i be a woman AND a werewolf?
This guy I was talking to was saying how women play sports just as well as men, and he said, “One time I was reffing a womens softball game, on the full moon, and -“
And I was like, ” Why does it matter that it was on the full moon?“
and he was like “Well, you know, the full moon… women on the full moon"
and i was like ‘I don’t get it'
and he was like “Periods"
and he thought all women just get their periods on the full moon and i just thought it was really funny that he confused women with werewolves.
Beyoncé To Perform At Soldier Field This May
Erin HMOTHERFUCK i'm sure i have about as much chance of getting them as i did adele tix, but it still makes me sad that i will be on an airplane and won't be able to even TRY to get tickets. ugh.
Politically Played: Aunjanue Ellis at the NAACP Image Awards
Erin Hi love this, especially since she is from mississippi.
Aunjanue Ellis (Quantico) has been outspoken on the subject of the Confederate flag and its imagery, as recently as Sundance wearing a shirt about it, and refusing to work on any projects that associate with her home state of Mississippi (which still bears the symbol on its state flag). However you feel about mixing politics and Read More ...Here's the view from Blue Origin's rocket as it lands
Erin Hi think maybe jeff bezos is overcompensating.
Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin proved that its New Shepard rocket is indeed reusable by launching and landing it successfully a second time in January. While you've likely seen a footage or two of the suborbital trip, this one offers something more unique:...
The new 'Ghostbusters' is getting its own LEGO set
Erin Hi never knew how badly i needed a leslie hall lego minifig until right now. GIMME.
The Ghostbusters reboot might be a geek's dream in more ways than one. LEGO has offered a peek at a new Ghostbusters set that recreates all the main characters and their gear in glorious detail, including the signature ECTO-1 car and an ECTO-2 motorb...
Does This Greek Sculpture Show Its Subject Using A Laptop?
Erin HNo. Next question.

Conspiracy theorists are wigging out over this Greek sculpture of a woman because it sure as hell looks like she’s using a laptop. This doesn’t surprise me IN THE LEAST. However, I am absolutely jealous that this lady has her own laptop servant. Where the hell do you get one of those? Oh right — […]
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'Souping Is the New Juicing,' Suggest Jerks
Erin HSUZANNE

In mid January, I was diagnosed with esophagitis after an antibiotic horse pill prescribed by a dermatologist got lodged in my esophagus and burned it. What this means technically is that the tube connecting my throat and stomach was constantly inflamed. What this means practically is that I spent nearly two weeks consuming nothing but yogurt and room-temperature soups because eating anything else felt akin to swallowing large shards of ceramic pottery.
Hear Zendaya's Sizzling 'Something New' With Chris Brown
Erin Hdisappointed that women continue to work with garbage person chris brown.
Woman Crashes Own Funeral After Husband Thinks He's Had Her Successfully Killed by Hit Men
Erin HThis story is bananas!!

Noela Rukundo is a ghost. Or at least that’s what her husband Balenga Kalala thought when she arrived at her own funeral after he’d been told that she was murdered by the Burundian hit men he had hired to kill her last February.
#58 When the band comes back out for an encore
Erin Hthis is the first one i've really disagreed with. encores are masturbatory. don't make me stand there clapping for 10 minutes. play your songs, thank me for coming, and get the fuck out.
Flashing lights, sweaty shirts, and screaming crowds get loud while guitars jam, voices scream, and everyone sings along. Now the song’s all gone and we’re suddenly left with a hyped up scene in the afterglow of the show.
Screaming for the band to give an encore is like screaming for extra pudding when you’re a kid. The main course is done, you got your money’s worth, but now you want a little more. Encores are olives at the bottom of the martini, sugary milk at the bottom of the bowl, or like those little extra scene after the movie credits roll.
So cheer and chant, clap and stomp, and let’s get them back for one last song.
AWESOME!
Big news, everyone! My new book The Happiness Equation hits March 8th, 2016! I am so pumped to share exciting pre-order details with you on February 15th. Stay tuned!
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National Treasure Uzo Aduba Brought Her Prom Date to the SAG Awards
Erin HADORABLE

Garden rose of our hearts Uzo Aduba continues to dazzle with the power of her screen presence while simultaneously charming us all to death. At last night’s Screen Actors Guild Awards she won the award for Outstanding Performance by a Female Actor in a Comedy Series — and who was there to escort her? Her high school prom date.
Alice, Is It Weird to Have a "House Warming" Party Somewhere Other Than the New House? — Ask Alice: Advice for Life at Home
Erin Hyes. next question.
Dear Alice,
A friend purchased a home for herself. She has never been married and has no children. I offered a house warming party/shower of sorts but she does not want people getting the new home dirty. Her mother said we need to have the "house warming" somewhere other than her daughter's house. I think this is poor taste. Am I wrong?
Signed,
Where to host?
Hey! VINA: a New App That’s Like Tinder for Girl Friends
Erin Hi'm kind of pissed that i didn't come up with this. making friends is HARD, Y'ALL.

There are dating apps for every fetish and even one that matches people to potential pets , but what about an app that helps women make new female friends? Finally, there is one, and it’s called Hey! VINA. It works similarly to Tinder, but instead of sexy hookups, it connects new female friends with each other through shared interests, favorite activities and “life stage.”
A Metal Song On How To Make A Funfetti Birthday Cake
Erin Hi want to be her friend so badly.

Remember Linzey Rae, the angel with the demon voice who learned us how to make shepherd’s pie? I’m gonna assume you said yes, but if you said no, HERE is a refresher. Now she’s back with a new metal song on how to make birthday cake. It is a real delight provided you like screaming. […]
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President Obama Announces New Steps to Close the Pay Gap
Erin HFTA:
Republicans like Sen. Lamar Alexander (R-Tenn) have noted that laws like the Paycheck Fairness Act would only result in “more lawsuits,” which, as Erin Ryan previously pointed out on this site, “is a fun way to admit that businesses are probably paying women less in a way that’s egregious enough to merit legal action.”
OH SNAP

On Friday, President Obama announced a plan requiring companies with over 100 employees to annually report salary data by race, gender and ethnicity, the New York Times reports.
Kesha Sings 'Amazing Grace' Cover Because She Can't Release New Music
Erin Hi feel terrible for her. i'll buy 5 copies of the first album she can release after her sony contract is up.

Since Kesha is unable to release new music due to legal limitations, the pop star offered up a sad video of herself singing “Amazing Grace” over the weekend. Ahead of a trial date related to her lawsuit against producer Dr. Luke, she also posted a series of messages to fans.
Shonda Rhimes Will Produce a Romeo and Juliet Sequel for ABC
Erin Hi am confused on the concept. is it just a funeral?

It looks like Shonda Rhimes will definitely have a fifth show on ABC. Yesterday, ABC confirmed that it had ordered a pilot of Still-Star Crossed, a sort of sequel to Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet. The show is based on Melinda Taub’s 2013 novel of the same name.
Is It OK To Order Delivery During A Snowstorm?
Erin HNO. next question.

Much of the East Coast is about to get slammed by a nor’easter, with areas in and around Washington D.C. set to receive up to two feet or more of snow. Schools have been canceled, airports are functionally shut down, and even D.C.’s Metro is set to shutter for the weekend. But you’re hungry, and you’ve either got nothing on hand, or nothing you’ve got would hit the spot quite like some General Tso’s chicken. What do you do?
A 'self-propelling' stroller just launched on Indiegogo
Erin Hwhat could possibly go wrong?
By Carly Okyle, Entrepreneur Staff
Attention tech-loving parents everywhere: the stroller of the future is looking for backers to push it past its crowdfunding goal. The Smartbe Stroller, an intelligent stroller with a built-in engine that propels i...
Literally Left Holding The Baby
Erin Hwhy is this reminding me of suzanne?
(I am ringing up a man who is babysitting his four-month-old nephew.)
Man: “Can I leave my stuff here for a minute while I run to the bathroom?”
Me: “Of course!” *jokingly* “I’ll hold the baby!”
(HE GAVE ME THE BABY!)
Vogue's Beloved Creative Director Grace Coddington Steps Down, Will Remain 'At Large'
Erin Hi love the idea of grace coddington at large. please make this into a tv show, kthx.

After nearly 30 years at Vogue, Grace Coddington—a longtime, cherished magazine family member known for her star turn in The September Issue and her hatred of Instagram—is stepping down from her position as creative director of the fashion bible.
'Dibs Shame' Campaign Compares Dibs Users To Donald Trump Voters
Erin HLOLOLOLOL
Dibs is one of Chicago's most annoying and bizarre phenomenons. Local Jonathan Pool has come up with a plan to make dibs participants social pariahs by associating them with Donald Trump. [ more › ]21-Year-Old Wisconsin Woman Freezes to Death After Leaving House Party in Shorts
Erin HJESUS CHRIST

A Wisconsin woman found frozen to death on Sunday morning in Milwaukee has been identified as 21-year-old Elizabeth Luebke. According to reports, Luebke left a house party after having an argument with her friends, venturing outside in shorts and a tank top on a night when temperatures were well below zero.
The Botanic Garden's Stinky Corpse Flower Is Producing Fruit
Erin HSUZANNE
More cause for celebration of the icky, eerie corpse flower: Alice the Amorphophallus has produced fruit. [ more › ]Bette Midler Is Coming to Broadway in Hello, Dolly!
Erin Hlooks like i'm going to have to plan a trip to new york.

In a piece of casting that can only be described as perfect, Bette Midler will appear in a new Broadway revival of the musical Hello, Dolly! as lead character and larger-than-life meddling matchmaker extraordinaire Dolly Levi.
Astronauts grow their first flower in space
Erin Hcool!
NASA astronaut Scott Kelly can brag about having a green thumb all day long, and we wouldn't mind at all. He's earned that right by successfully growing the first flower in space after the zinnia plants the ISS crew planted almost died. The astronaut...

Tickets are priceless, but will nevertheless go on sale Feb. 16. [ 


