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04 Dec 19:45

Had an awful dream last night, scared to go to sleep again.

Lucioc

Jezuis do céu, essa aqui ficou presa naquele sonho recursivo do Sandman...

I went to bed pretty late, at about 4 AM. And woke up before really falling asleep. Only, I didn't really wake up. I opened my eyes, and could see my bedroom door was open, and there was light out in the hall. Which is weird, because I live alone. I suddenly heard a voice next to me, a sort of screeching female voice. I couldn't turn to look at her, but I heard her say very clearly: "Now we've got you bitch! You're not getting out this time." and laugh a devilish laughter. I wanted to scream, but I couldn't. Until I mustered all my strength and managed to yell "Leave me alone, go away, leave me!!". She just laughed, and said to someone I couldn't hear: "Oh cute, she's screaming, she doesn't know nobody can hear.."

Then I woke up. Daylight was falling through the window, the door was closed and there was nobody in my room. I managed to relax, until I smelled smoke, and thought I should go to check it out. But as I got up I realized there was no way in hell the sun was shining - I live north of the polar circle, and the sun has already set for the winter and wont be returning until next year. So I thought to myself - if this is a dream, but I smell smoke this clearly, it's probably there in real life too. I should wake up now.

And I did. I woke up all sweaty, and nervous, and at my uncle's place in the US. My cousin was there, and asked me if I was okay. He decided to hand me a beer, as I looked like I needed it. I went in to the kitchen, and there was nothing but beer. Beer in the fridge, in the cupboard, even in the sink. This was still a dream. By now I was starting to get really nervous, but I just couldn't wake up. So I went outside, thinking I should throw myself in front of a bus - that worked in inception, right? Just as I went in front of one, a little kid, maybe 9 or 10 tripped, and also fell in front of it. So I pulled him out of the way, and the bus just barely missed us. Scared me enough to wake me up.

I woke up, back in my apartment. Checked for fire - there was none. I was relieved, and went outside. Apparently my apartment was now in the middle of an abandoned theme park. I didn't realize the weirdness of that right away, but instead I noticed that I had neglected to get dressed. Just then, a man walked up and asked if I knew the way out of there. While pointing him in the right direction, I suddenly realized I didn't belong there. I was still trying to find my way out of my dream! At this point, I was freaking out. I started yelling that I couldn't find the way out, that I had to wake up. I decided to shake my feet and hands, in the hopes of kicking off my wool socks or blanket, or knocking something over, waking me up.

It worked, and I woke up. At my parents house. Still no fire. My mom walked up, and hugged me, saying I looked like I just had an awful dream. I sat there for a while, calming down. And then, I was sad. I looked at my mom, and told her this was a dream, and I was so sorry, I had to leave now, I had to wake up. It was wonderful seeing her again, I thought I never would, but I had to hurry or I would join her in her grave. This time I jumped out of the window.

Woke up back in my bed. Which for some reason, was placed in front of the bedroom door. My brother was sitting in my chair, and asked what was wrong. He knows I've had problems with nightmares, so he was talking to me, calming me down. So I had to tell him I was sorry, I'd love to talk to him about it, but this wasn't him, and I had to go. I was certain I had carbon monoxide poisoning by now.

And I focused all my energy on just opening my eyes a tiny bit. To reach around to the window next to my bed, open it and roll out onto the balcony, because if there's a fire, I need to get fresh air, and if not, the fresh air will still wake me up. So I did. And it was pissing cold. I was so tired, my eyes were burning, and I could barely keep them open. And I realized I wasn't alone. So I ran inside, and down the stairs, and was suddenly surrounded by people.

In a last attempt, I had almost given up on ever waking up, I just screamed with all my might. "WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!". A boy stepped forward, the boy that almost got hit by a bus. "You helped us, now we want to help you.". So I asked: "Why can't I wake up?!". The man that I'd pointed toward the exit of the theme park answered: "You're in a coma. What do you want to do about it?" Pissed off, I screamed: "What do I want to do about it? I WANT TO WAKE UP. LET ME WAKE UP. I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!"

And I woke up.. I really hope it's for real this time.

Any interpretation of this dream? Sorry for the wall of text, it was a really long dream......

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04 Dec 19:36

Gal Gadot cast as Wonder Woman in 'Batman vs. Superman'

Lucioc

Ok, se o Ben Affleck como Batman causou uma comoção, eu não quero nem pensar na reação com essa menina de Mulé Maravilha... Os comentários já estão falando que ela parece uma etíope anoréxica, or something.

Fui pensar em alguma escalação boa e acho que aquela que fez a Princesa Cavala de Marte, ou então aquela outra dos Jogos Esfomeados, talvez ficassem boas no papel...

04 Dec 11:44

Breaking Bad inspires parents to name their children after drug dealers instead of royals

Lucioc

"The name Arya from Game of Thrones was a new entry to the top 100, up by 183 per cent, and the first baby Sansa was also registered with BabyCentre this year."

O legal da maioria dos nomes do Game of Thrones é que eles são cute e não soam extremamente estranhos - são variações de grafia de nomes e palavras que existem "de verdade".

(Exceto os nomes das pessoas daquelas cidades da Puta Que Pariu, longe de Westeros. Mas aí são feitos para soarem mesmo exóticos e sem nada de ocidentais ou latinos.)

04 Dec 11:13

TIL King Charles VI of France really believed he was made out of glass.

Lucioc

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glass_delusion

Bizarramente, essa condição só existia durante a Idade Média e um pouco depois - as últimas menções são do meio do Século XVII...

03 Dec 23:56

TIL that 82% of teens don't ring the doorbell. They text or call to say they're outside.

Lucioc

É uma das coisas do Povo da Terça-Feira Que Vem com as quais ainda estou me acostumando.

No fundo, é uma coisa *boa*, porque evita milhões de visitas indesejadas na sua porta. Mórmons e testemunhas de Jeová por exemplo vão rapidamente ficar obsoletos, e a campainha vai passar a servir para informar que existe um invasor não-autorizado na sua porta e que você deve entrar em stealth mode...

03 Dec 21:41

Game of Thrones | George R.R. Martin revela ter criado final alternativo para a série de TV

Lucioc

Nos comentários achei outra teoria documentada por fãs anais-retentivos que bate com minhas suspeitas também: http://drunkwookieblog.wordpress.com/2012/10/10/varys-cersei-jaime-tyrion/

A propósito o artigo acima usa trechos dos livros em Português, e a tradução ficou *muito* bonitinha e com uma cara mais arcaica que o original!

Fãs da saga literária As Crônicas de Gelo e Fogo - que deram origem à série de TV Game of Thrones -, aguardam desde 2011 o lançamento do próximo livro. Se George R.R. Martin não se apressar, pode até ser que o programa alcance os livros e o material comece a ficar escasso. No entanto, em uma rodada recente de perguntas e respostas feita pela revista Empire, Martin revelou que já tem em mente o que fazer caso algo aconteça consigo no meio do caminho: "são dois livros grandes [que vêm por aí]. 1500 páginas de manuscrito cada. Acho que ...
03 Dec 19:03

Now Serving Toesday Sunny Side Up!

by pyrit
Lucioc

Esqueci que hoje é Toesday...

Today we are offering the quadruple coronary special. Your clawlesterol levels just went through the roof.

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“Adoribus. Dreaming of lasagna.” Via Madelinethemadlion


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03 Dec 18:35

Far-Right Parties Set to Win European Parliamentary Elections in 2014, Creating Hostility Across Europe Not Seen Since Before WWII and Raising Fears of EU Collapse

Lucioc

O interessante é que já existe até um termo para quem acha que a Europa vai dar com os burros n'água: "Euroskeptic". E parece que eles já são 30% do Parlamento Europeu. Hihihihihih...

03 Dec 17:34

The Strain | Série de vampiros de Guillermo del Toro ganha teaser

Lucioc

Eu achei o livro meio repetitivo, mas acho que como série deve ficar ótimo. E a escalação do elenco em particular está fantástica, com vários atores encaixando como uma luva nos papéis.

Não sei se vão fazer os "vampiros" (o termo mais apropriado seria "revenante", mas "vampiro" é mais marqueteável 8-) tão bizarros, horrorosos e nojentos quanto no livro; talvez seja melhor não, daria gastura de assistir, eu fazia careta e tinha vontade de cuspir enquanto estava lendo. Já vi pelo teaser que mudaram a "epidemia" de ratos (na verdade, eles estão fugindo dos vampiros nos subterrâneos da cidade); no livro não era tão exagerada assim, e só o russo exterminador de ratos é que nota o comportamento bizarro.

Outra coisa que devem mudar muito é (minor spoiler) o negócio de no livro o Vampirão fazer o ninho na cratera do World Trade Center (porque segundo o Prof. Van Helsing, digo, Setrakian, eles procuram lugares marcados por dor, sofrimento e morte para fazer casinha), e agora tem um (dois?) prédios gigantes lá de novo. Por outro lado, me parece que vários dos túneis e estações de metrô da época da catástrofe continuam desativados, o que serve também do mesmo jeito.

The Strain, adaptação para a TV da série literária Trilogia da Escuridão escrita por Guillermo del Toro e o romancista Chuck Hogan, ganhou o seu primeiro teaser. O vídeo de cenas encontradas mostra o estranho comportamento dos ratos de Nova York: A trama acompanha o Dr. Ephraim Goodweather (Corey Stoll), chefe do Centro de Controle de Doenças que organiza um grupo para tentar conter uma epidemia vampírica que domina Nova York. Leslie Hope (24 Horas, Revolution) viverá Joan Luss, uma das poucas sobreviventes do surto. Também estão no elenco Mia Maestro (Alias) como a Dra. Nora Martinez, bioquímica que se ...
03 Dec 15:36

Florida Police Officer Arrested for Masked Protesting

Lucioc

Florida has a statute — which originated with the state’s attempt to criminalize the Ku Klux Klan without violating the Constitutional guarantee to free assembly or ruining Halloween — that states that “[n]o person or persons over 16 years of age shall, while wearing any mask, hood, or device whereby any portion of the face is so hidden, concealed, or covered as to conceal the identity of the wearer, enter upon, or be or appear upon any lane, walk, alley, street, road, highway, or other public way in this state.”

Da série "não é só o Brasil que tem leis ridículas feitas com intenções imbecis".

02 Dec 21:08

My Dream Last Night. (Interpret if you can)

Lucioc

Sonho demente do dia: o Céu é tipo uma high school americana, ninguém gosta de lá, e você pode fugir de lá se chupar balinhas de menta.

Alright, I'm going to share everything I remember about my dream, which I believe is most of it...

It started out at my grandmother's house in St. Louis (For some reason, 80% of my dreams occur here. Probably because it's where I grew up.) I was hanging outside with four of my friends that I'm usually always with. (They all just moved into a house together.) Then suddenly a New Report is front and center in my vision, and it tells me that a large tornado is being formed in Arnold (the name of the county). Then some old family friends of mine pass by and say "Well that's not fair, we never get any fun in our neighborhood."

Then the sky starts to get very dark with puffy clouds. I start screaming for my friends to run to the basement. They all just stand there in the front yard, not hearing me. Then I started praying for everything to be alright. Suddenly, the clouds split in half and light comes pouring through, right down on top of me. I start to float up towards the light and what I think is happening is the rapture. I thought I was being sucked up to Heaven. I watched as my friends stared at me from the ground, staying put. Not a single one of the were leaving with me. I started yelling at them "You have to believe! Please! Just believe!" I don't know if they heard me. But it was too late.

I was soaring through the air, unable to stop crying. I didn't know if I was ever going to see them again. (Now, I imagine if I was actually on my way to Heaven, I wouldn't have been worried about any of that.) I landed on a cloudy surface. A tour guide sort of person walked up to me. "Hello and welcome to paradise. Please follow me."

I couldn't see their face. It was a very bright place I was in.

I had nothing on me but my purse and its contents. The guide took away my cell phone from the top. "You won't be needing it." My heart sunk.

As I followed him to a large, blueish gray brick building, I noticed the place looked sort of like a college campus. "Where are we?" I asked. "Do you really have to ask?" he smiled back at me.

Then the dream skipped to where I was in a hallway, making my way to a class. A girl stopped me. She looked just like Heather from American Reunion, but she had a snobby aura coming off of her. "Excuse me?" she said. "What?" I asked. "Do you know anything? God. Follow me." she grabbed my hand before I could protest.

We ended up going through the contents of my purse. Much to her surprise, there was a container of Ice Breakers mints. "Are these seriously what I think they are?" she opened it and gasped. "What? They're just mints. What's the big deal?" I questioned. She glanced around the room and pulled my head down to her crouching level. She whispered quietly, "These are our ticket out of here. If you eat one, you're gone. You get to go back and see your family. Your friends. You get your happiness back, and get to leave this shit hole."

I was so confused. Where the hell was I? Why are mints the only way home? Why were all these people here? And why were we specifically chosen to come to this place?

"Well, what do we need to do? Wanna just eat one now and be gone?" I asked, grabbing a mint out of the container. She slapped my hand. "No! Are you stupid? We have to get the others. We all want to go home!" She glared at me. "I only have so many mints though. How are we gonna do this?" "Here's the plan."

Skipped to us being in a classroom full of familiar faces.

We were doing presentations, apparently. The girl that looked like Heather went up and looked at me, then the teacher. "I would start my project, but I really need a mint." she sighed. The teacher tilted his head. Like planned, I chimed in, "A mint? Why, I have a mint for you." Then I took out my container and opened it. But before I could get a mint out, the teacher tackled me and tried to confiscate my container. Mints spilled everywhere. This was not part of the plan. (I don't really know what "Heather" thought would happen...I don't even know if she had told me the truth about those mints. And as ridiculous as it was, I hoped it was true.) More mints than could fit in that tiny container were spilling out. I was able to grab a handful and stick them in my bra, and another handful and stick them in my mouth. I didn't know who would want to eat mints from someone else's mouth, but if the mint thing was true and they did get to go home, I'm sure they wouldn't have cared too much.

I got loose from the teacher's grip and ran out the door. I sprinted down the hallway to the girls' dorms area. I ran up the tiny spiral staircase that led to the second floor and rushed toward a closet. I opened it and shoved myself in. Girls started appearing everywhere outside the closet, begging me for a mint.

Maybe it was true? Maybe mints sent you home. I started handing them out, the girls took them and ran.

I was still handing out mints when my alarm went off. So that's as far as my dream went.

Interpreters, good luck with this, if any of you are willing.

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02 Dec 19:26

The Weinsteins want TV shows based on Sin City, The Mist, and Silver Linings Playbook

Lucioc

Uma série de The Mist poderia ficar muito bacana. Talvez mostrando como ficaria a vida das pessoas depois da biosfera terrestre ser contaminada por formas de vida aliens (a mesma premissa do "Monsters")...

02 Dec 19:19

Briga entre torcidas do Cruzeiro termina com 22 presos; PM aponta falha na organização

Lucioc

Alguém pode me explicar como se eu tivesse dois anos de idade (o que realmente deve ser minha idade mental para assuntos de futebol =) como é que duas torcidas do mesmo time podem brigar?

De qualquer forma, mesmo com os meus dois anos de idade mental para futebol, achei ingênuo o comentário do carinha que disse que jogo de futebol é evento privado então os clubes tinham de providenciar segurança, em vez da PM ser acionada. Futebol no Brasil é na prática indissociável do poder público e política, é o circo da nossa versão do Panem et Circenses...(Embora os protestos contra os gastos com a Cópula do Mundo talvez sejam um indício de que esse modelo está se esgotando.)

30 Nov 17:30

Jesus blow job dream - what does this mean!?!

Lucioc

Ok, esse recebe o prêmio de sonho mais demente do dia. Parece que o David Lynch, o Cronenberg e o Lars Von Trier juntaram para fazer um curta metragem.

I had a dream the other night that I think was very significant, but I need some help figuring it out! Please let me know if you think you can help

I was on a holiday with all my colleagues, I think we were in northern Europe. I was having a look around the town by myself and I went into a medieval church. I was the only person in the church. I looked up (quite high) on the wall - there was a relief carving, in stone, of Jesus with a penis in his mouth. The penis was in quite a medieval, decorative style. It was long and tapered in the corkscrew shape. I left the church and went back to find the group. I told them of my amazing discovery, and urged them to come to the church to see the carving for themselves. My boss explained that we were actually getting a guided tour of the church. The guide took us round the church and at the end of the tour she brought us to a room with a silver platter in the centre. On the platter were 3 dismembered penises. They weren't bloody or gory in any way, they were more like little creatures that were moving a little bit and rolling around. They were all different shapes - some were normal and some were tapered and cork-screw shaped. The guide urged us to touch them. I picked one up, but it started getting hard and I felt embarrassed.

PLEASE HELP !! I am a 26 year old woman :crying:

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29 Nov 21:52

Part of ISON’s nucleus has SURVIVED!

Lucioc

Yay!!!

29 Nov 21:00

TIL that cats are one of the only animals to domesticate themselves and approached humans on their own terms

Lucioc

[–]stoicsmile 1251 pontos 19 horas atrás
You could argue that cats domesticated us.
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[–]Freakychee 1340 pontos 18 horas atrás
Clean my litter box!
Feed me!
Scratch my belly!
Enough scratching! Now I bite you!
Meow! I am so cute.

História da minha vida.

29 Nov 19:57

Disney's 'Frozen' Proves Failure Of PG Rating

Lucioc

Comentário preferido:

THE 80's: Boobs, ok. mild language, ok. face-melting nazis, ok. how about a "PG"
TODAY: Blank screen with a black line. hmmmm i think we can give it a "G." it moves GIVE IT A "PG!"

E sim, sinto falta da violência absurda e escatológica e de toda a sexploitation dos filmes dos 80s... Os filmes de hoje em dia estão todos pasteurizados e esterilizados para não levarem um rating muito alto do Nanny State.

29 Nov 19:40

Aécio Neves defende reformulação do Mercosul

Lucioc

"Eu não acabaria com o Mercosul. Mas temos de sair das amarras de uma região aduaneira que estabelece o Mercosul para uma área de livre comércio, onde possamos fazer acordos bilaterais que não interessam ao bloco"

Ou, como diria o Homem-Legenda: "Eu não estou dizendo que vou acabar com o Mercosul... Mas eu vou acabar com o Mercosul."

Ok, acho que vou votar nele. 8-)

29 Nov 19:35

Dilma Rousseff comete deslize em visita ao Sul do país

Lucioc

"Depois de perder os votos dos Mineiros, Dilma perde os dos Gaúchos".

Eu pensei que tinha sido uma gafe supersimétrica e ela tinha chamado Porto Alegre de Belo Horizonte =), mas não, foi pior porque ela disse que "a grande tristeza do Rio Grande do Sul é que Porto Alegre não é Florianópolis"

29 Nov 19:12

TIL Michele Ferrero, the owner of Ferrero Rocher is the richest man in Italy with with over $20B in net worth. He also owns Nutella and Tic Tac.

Lucioc

"Him and Berlusconi get together with supermodels in hot tubs of Nutella. I don't have a source but we all know it happens."

Essa idéia é AWESOME! Deviam fazer uma versão adulta da Fantástica Fábrica de Chocolate, com putas e goró!

29 Nov 19:09

Saiba detalhes da discussão sobre projeto Nova BH que acabou em bate-boca

Lucioc

Exemplo de anti-carioquice mineira nos comentários, com o povo ensandecido porque descobriram que o Scretário Adjunto de Política Urbana de Belo Horizonte é carioca. =)

29 Nov 19:03

Prefeito compara manifestações que fecham trânsito de BH a "terrorismo"

Lucioc

A Lei de Ricbit impera absoluta nos comentários...

29 Nov 17:26

Ringleader Studios Acquires Rights For 'Lifeforce' TV Series

Lucioc

Yay!!! É um dos meus filmes preferidos dos 80s!

28 Nov 22:41

'Farinhaço' na Assembleia pede apuração de droga apreendida em helicóptero de Perrella

Lucioc

Ha, ha!

28 Nov 22:39

Recurring dream changed a little bit, but it might mean a lot.

Lucioc

Sharado pela parte do kaiju-esponja atacando a cidade.

For the past 10 years I have been having the same dream around the first day of december.

It all starts with a normal school day that just ended, and I got home. After dinner I prepared to go to sleep and I see something running around the house. I search for a few minutes and I can't find anything, so I just assume it is nothing and I go to bed.

In the middle of the night I wake up because I hear a lot of noise. As soon as I open my eyes I see a moving sponge. (As crazy as it might sound, it is true.) Half in shock I run away and wake up my parents and tell them what I saw.

They think I am crazy, as you might expect, but my father said he would come take a look. We go back to my room and on the floor of my room is the sponge, not moving at all.

My father looks at me like I am crazy and tries to pick up the sponge. As soon as he get's close the sponge runs away and jumps in the toilet just across the hallway.

My father and I run to my mother and tell her what happened. She does not believe us, but after my father almost forced her to take some stuff and get away with us she starts to get a little scared.

Fast forward a bit I can't remember, and suddenly we are standing on an intersection with a truck laying on it's side, a lot of fire and a giant sponge that is taking over the city.

As we run away to go down the stairs to the subway, I hear something behind me. I turn around and I see a girl.

I yell at my parents that that girl needs help, but they refuse to go get her. I run towards the girl and drag her to the stairs, as she is almost too scared to walk.

After we walked down to the subway, I ask if she is OK, but just before she turns around to answer the dream ends, and I never got to see her face.

Last night I had the same dream, but for the first time in 10 years I got to see her face.

It was the face of a girl I really like, and I met about 2 weeks ago. Even when I really liked another girl a few years ago, it was not her face back then.

What could this mean?

TL;DR: Could not see face of girl in dream for 10 years, last night I could, it was a girl I recently met.

Thanks for reading and I hope someone can help me with this :)

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28 Nov 19:44

TIL that the German word for "jack of all trades" (Eierlegende-wollmilchsau) literally means egg-laying-wool-milk-pig thereby describing the perfect animal that provides wool, milk and, finally, bacon.

Lucioc

TIL que temos de inventar o Eierlegende-Wollmilchsau. (E também um nome menor.)

Dito isso, como alguém diz lá nos comentários o significado da expressão é mais equivalente ao "panacéia universal" do Português, uma coisa impossível de existir que seria a solução de todos os problemas...

28 Nov 19:40

TIL Social Media has overtaken porn as the #1 activity on the web

Lucioc

Bom, homens são mais interessados em porn que mulheres, enquanto que mérdia social aparentemente interessa os dois (tirando misantropos como eu). Além disso, na maioria dos trabalhos olhar porn não é considerado ok, mas ficar pendurado no Foecesbook é.

Dito isso, não sei exatamente onde desenharam a linha - afinal, vários sites pr0n têm features sociais. Desconfio que só pegaram Alfacebook e Tuimter e pronto.

28 Nov 18:00

Brrrr – 35 Currently Erupting Volcanoes

by Robert
Lucioc

Mais um artigo adorável do meu blog crank favorito!

De acordo com Sanctuary, aqueles bichos gigantes que moram no Centro da Terra devem estar com mau humor, or something.

(Hum, acabei de consultar o wiki de Sanctuary e só tinha *um* monstrão morando no núcleo da Terra: http://sanctuary.wikia.com/wiki/Kanaan . Porém, a Kali/Big Bertha, que vivia no fundo do mar, tinha controle sobre as placas tectônicas.)

“The volcano at Mount Sinabung at Jakarta, Indonesia, erupted six times early Monday, shooting volcanic ash 2,000 meters into the sky,” says this article by Lisa Mahapatra


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“Thousands have been evacuated from the region since the Sinabung volcano began erupting sporadically in September. 5,000 people were evacuated from the area the day before the eruption on Monday, bringing the total number of evacuees to 11,000.”

The Sinabung is just one of 35 active, erupting volcanoes in the world, seven of which are in Indonesia.

How much sky-borne ash will it take before the world begins cooling even more?

See interactive map of the 35 volcanoes:
http://www.ibtimes.com/volcano-indonesia-one-35-currently-erupting-volcanoes-heres-where-they-are-map-1486866

Thanks to John for this link

28 Nov 17:25

I dreamed that I was Hugh Jackman... And I could fly...

Lucioc

r/dreams produz roteiros de filmes, e já com a escalação de elenco...

I had this dream a few weeks ago and my friends cried laughing when I told them what it was about, so I figured why not post it here.

The details of the backstory are very skim, but I was Hugh Jackman working on a small sea vessel. I hated my job. How do I know this? Because the narrator (voiced by Jim Carrey) told me so. Anyway, the legend of the sea was that there was a collection of large rocks rising from the middle of the ocean that often caused ships to crash and sink to their doom. Legend had it (according to Jim Carrey) that one could climb to the top of these rocks and leap from them, catching a strong breeze that would allow one to fly/glide. I was suffering from severe depression so I decided I would venture out to the rocks and attempt to fly.

The crew steered the ship to the rocks and I, Hugh Jackman, climbed to the peak of the tallest rock and leapt. Sure enough a strong breeze picked me up and lifted me into the sky. A flock of birds surrounded me and my dream depicted a 360 degree view of Hugh Jackman (me) flying with them. Suddenly I'm sent by the breeze toward the rocks and I break every bone in my body.

As I slowly die upon the rocks, the narrator switches from Jim Carrey to Morgan Freeman, who explains how my death basically amounted to nothing at all.

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28 Nov 17:23

Mountain sized giant waves/tsunamis, going few layers deep in dreams. What do those mean?

Lucioc

Inception.

Hi,

I'm 25 and for the past 10-15 years I dream those often.

Mountain sized waves coming through to me.

I see those twice a week. Those giant waves keep coming at me but never touch. (cause I wake up before collision, so there is no drowning/swimming involved)

It happens extremely often so I recently started to wake myself up whenever I see a huge wave coming through to me. I'm like: "Damn, a tidal wave. This must be a dream. Don't be scared and try to wake up. Wake up, come on wake up. Wake up!" and the second it is about to collapse on me, I wake up.

It happens all the time when I see a sea, ocean, bridge or a river in my dream. Everything looks normal, a second later I see a tidal wave coming. It happens when I don't see a sea or ocean too. For example, I hear a scary sound see people shouting "Wave is coming!" and trying to escape. Then I see waters splash all over the place and I wake up again.

What I see is basically this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKjAOBE9Xms

Except, my wave is at least 20-50 times bigger than this. The only difference is, wave always collapse on me. It doesn't collapse inside sea and I get hit by the water.

When I watch this videos like this, something deeply scares me. Not a scariness like watching a horror movie and getting adrenaline. This one has nothing to do with adrenaline. I can't breathe while looking at it and feel like stunned.

Going few layers deep in my dreams.

This one started recently. Normally I see nightmares like apocalypse and ghosts and wake up like anybody else. (sometimes with sleep paralysis) But recently, I started to go 2-3 layers deep in my nightmares. For example, I see a dream of an apocalypse, waking up, getting out of my bed, washing my face and going back to sleep. (Those all happens in the dream - I don't wake up.) Then, I see another nightmare which has connections to the first one, waking up for real this time.

Sometimes I can go 3-4 layers deep and my sleep duration feels extremely long.

Anyone knows what's the meaning of them both? (I mostly wonder wave thing because it is extremely common for me)

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