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08 May 20:08

The First 100 Days: Boulevard Brewing Founder Discusses Post-Acquisition Changes

by Chris Furnari

Boulevard BrewingIt’s been exactly 100 days since Duvel Moortgat, the Belgian owners of Brewery Ommegang in Cooperstown, N.Y., officially closed on its acquisition of Kansas City, Mo.-based Boulevard Brewing. So what’s changed?

Not much on the ground, but a lot in the mind, Boulevard founder John McDonald told Brewbound during a recent conversation at the Craft Brewers Conference in Denver, Colo.

“I have a lot of weight off of my shoulders,” he said. “We needed a higher level of management. I was a brewer and all of a sudden I had 120 employees and had become a businessman. I didn’t love that.”

Although exact terms of the deal – announced last October — were not disclosed, the buyout was pegged at $100 million by sources familiar with the transaction.

The driving force behind the deal, Duvel executives said at the time, was the chance to simultaneously enhance both companies’ distribution footprints, which only have 23 states and Washington, D.C. in common.

“The combination of Boulevard and Duvel makes us a bigger and more important business partner for our wholesalers,” Michel Moortgat, the CEO of Duvel told Brewbound.

But much like assembling a complicated jigsaw puzzle, Duvel and Boulevard executives are still trying to make all of the pieces (in this case, the distributors) fit.

“This isn’t something that we are dying to do,” McDonald said when asked about wholesaler consolidation. “But like every brewery, you look at your long-term plan.”

In Boulevard’s backyard, the distribution rights to the Duvel and Ommegang brands were recently transferred. Glazer’s and Missouri Beverage Co., which had been distributing the Duvel and Ommegang brands, sold the rights to nine wholesalers that currently sell Boulevard products.

Nonetheless, Duvel executives aren’t immediately looking to consolidate distribution in areas of the country where Duvel, Ommegang and Boulevard wholesalers are not aligned, McDonald said.

Synergies

But distribution is just one piece of the puzzle and, in the first 100 days, the pieces have just started to fit. There have been a few financial upsides as a result of the merger as well, McDonald noted.

“The breweries themselves remain independent but there is some financing that can be shared between the two companies,” McDonald said.

Increased access to raw materials, cost savings from bulk purchases on malt, corks, wire hoods and point of sale materials are all benefits of the deal, McDonald said.

Beyond the financial upside, one major advantage the two companies have realized is the ability to learn from each other.

“There have been at least 10 to 15 men and women from Belgium that have come over in the last couple of months,” said McDonald. “They want to come over and see what they have got. I think they have been impressed and I think we have taught them a few things.”

Organizationally, the combined companies now have 60 sales representatives, five of whom are exclusively focused on growing retail chain business.

“I think we went from having one chain person to now having five,” McDonald said. “I think we will start to see some good things happening there.”

In the brewhouse, Boulevard brewmaster Steven Pauwels and Ommegang brewmaster Phil Leinhart have been able to share brewing strategies and improve certain processes, McDonald said.

John McDonald

Still, McDonald maintains that the biggest advantage the two companies have is an intangible one.

“I think this is kind of clichéd, but it is opportunity,” McDonald said. “I don’t think we have really realized the opportunity yet, but we all feel it is there.”

To explain the “opportunity,” McDonald recalled a recent sampling event where he poured both Boulevard and Duvel beers for shoppers at a Kansas City Costco.

“Selling Duvel to people in KC is an easy sell,” he said. “It was like selling candy to kids. It is just a matter of time before we realize all of the potential.”

In the meantime, Boulevard will embark on a $12 million expansion, which the brewery is calling the “Cellar 5 Project.” It includes the addition of nearly 100,000 barrels of fermentation capacity and will begin next week. McDonald hopes the build out will be completed by the summer of 2015.

As for the future, McDonald is optimistic.

“We have combined some great breweries and Duvel has protected the historical entities of its breweries in Belgium,” he said. “That makes me feel comfortable on what their plans will be for us.”

23 Apr 17:46

Posterior Syndrome

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21 Apr 04:23

Eaterwire: Breweries Cleared by City to Sell Beer On-Site; Easy Tiger's Dogfish Head Flights; Paggi House Charity

by Meghan McCarron
Carl Knutson

The city of Austin regulations finally catch up with the state laws that were passed last year. Look for more on site sales at breweries.

jesterkingbeersold-thumb041814.jpgBEER HEREThe city has finally cleared local breweries to sell their beer in pints on site, CultureMap reports. There are still a number of regulation hurdles to clear, but breweries like Jester King and Hops & Grain should be in the clear. [CultureMap]

DIRTY SIXTHEasy Tiger will host a Dogfish Head flight series next Monday and Tuesday, April 21 & 22. The flight will feature tastings of Dogfish Head Namaste, Aprihop, Indian Brown Ale & 120 Minute IPA for $8, or $15 with a "tasting board" of charcuterie. [Eaterwire]

BARTON SPRINGSPaggi House is dedicating the month of April to fundraising for the Glimmer of Hope Austin foundation. For every craft cocktail sold, the restaurant will donate $1 to help children attend the organization's summer camps. [Eaterwire]
[Photo: Jester King/Official]

15 Apr 22:56

Lime Crisis Wire: Austin bars are weathering the ongoing...

by Meghan McCarron
Carl Knutson

This whole lime thing is crazy. I've heard conflicting reports over lime shortage vs simply a huge increase in demand.
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thesalt/2014/03/26/294413761/in-mexico-and-u-s-lime-lovers-feel-squeezed-by-high-prices
http://kut.org/post/no-more-cheap-margaritas-why-lime-prices-are-rise
They are definitely more expensive. I can remember a time when they were like 12 for $1 and just this weekend they were 38 cents each.

whislersbar-thumb041414.jpgAustin bars are weathering the ongoing 'lime crisis' by sourcing unpretty limes and focusing more on lemon-based cocktails, The Statesman reports. Liquid's Ariana Auber asks La Condesa, Contigo, Whisler's, and Odd Duck to share their various strategies for managing limes' skyrocketing prices. [Statesman]

15 Apr 17:12

Eater Maps: Great Bets for Pickle Sides and Appetizers Around Austin

by Meghan McCarron

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House-made pickles are hot on Austin menus right now, not just as condiments but as appetizers and sides in their own right. A pickle enthusiast hit the tipline to ask for recommendations for some of the city's best pickle plates; Eater is always happy to oblige.

Check out ten great pickle appetizers and sides around town, from Komé's Japanese pickle plate to Freedmen's house-made pickles by the pint and quart. Have some pickle intel to share? Leave it in the comments or hit the tipline to add it to the map.

10 Apr 22:12

Liquid: Introducing the Austin360 Happy Hour guide

When the clock strikes 5 p.m. after an arduous day at work, we want you to have not just a happy hour, but the happiest of hours. To that end, we've compiled a guide to the specials around Austin. Hours vary, some starting as early as 4 and some ...

08 Apr 17:52

Tales From The Trenches: Finish him!

I worked for a my first software company in the late 80s into the early 90s, and we were bought up by a “giant”. We were located in the Seattle area, they were down in San Francisco, and it was a very interesting relationship to stay connected (this was the dark ages before the Internets…!). Over time, our group was downsized bit by bit until the original group of around of 100 (devs & testers) was reduced to about 10 testers. They had us working as a rogue testing group - spot checking the work that the teams in SF
25 Mar 02:28

Beer Here: Thunderbird Coffee's Koening Lane location has...

by Meghan McCarron
Carl Knutson

Bowling dinner? I haven't checked out their food menu recently.

24 Mar 22:26

Listage: Sbarro Bankruptcy; California Drought Drives Up Prices

by Meghan McCarron
Carl Knutson

For this article:
http://drinks.seriouseats.com/2014/03/challenges-of-opening-a-brewery-job-advice-beer-industry-collin-mcdonnell-henhouse.html
This is what I often think about when people ask if I ever want to open a brewery.

Also, Sbarro. Michael Scott will be so upset.

23 Mar 19:31

Eaterwire: Chef Posters Hidden Around Town; Veggie Burgers; Swift's Attic in Charleston

by Meghan McCarron
Carl Knutson

Veggie burger list for Laura.

chefposters.jpgCHEFWIREChef writer/director/actor Jon Favreau will be stashing posters for the film around Austin. Said posters were designed by co-star Robert Downey Jr., and some have been signed by one or both of the actors. Follow Favreau on Twitter for clues where to look, and check out the announcement video below. [Eaterwire]

VEGGIEWIRE — Burgers without the meat abound in Austin, and The Chronicle's Jessi Cape rounds up some good bets. Options run from healthy-ish to junk-food-tastic. [Chronicle]

CHARLESTONWIRE — The Swift's Attic team is presenting at the Charleston Wine and Food Festival this weekend, and their lunch will feature a special sandwich in celebration. Their Porkastrami sandwich is available with a beer pairing for $13 during lunch from March 3rd-14th. [Eaterwire]

23 Mar 16:18

Mine PEEPER

by Justin Pierce
Carl Knutson

Is Flip working on a Big Data Call Center idea yet?

The intelligence community now knows you have read this and enjoy comics about farts.

18 Mar 15:16

Get Another Year of Amazon Prime for $79, Even as a Current Subscriber

by Shep McAllister, Commerce Team
Carl Knutson

Possible trick to get another year of Prime at the current price.

Get Another Year of Amazon Prime for $79, Even as a Current Subscriber

Amazon today announced that the annual price of Amazon Prime will increase from $79 to $99 next month, and though it's still arguably the best deal in tech, it'd be nice to get one more year at the old price.

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11 Mar 20:09

Let’s Real Talk

by Joel
Carl Knutson

The drink mentioned in the comic seems like something Nate would try at least twice.

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NEWS NEWS NEWS!!!

For the first time in 6+ yeas, HijiNKS ENSUE has a proper About/Characters page, and an Archive page that links to and explains the different types of comics I’ve made over the years. I’ve also updated the Support page.

My Patreon blasted past the $750, so starting in April (the first month Patrons will be charged) HijiNKS ENSUE will have an official Monday/Wednesday/Friday update schedule! I am gearing up this month, so expect something very close to a M/W/F schedule for the rest of March as well.

becomepatron

When we hit $1000 (only $25 from now, as of this posting), I’ll start (in April) producing 2 HijiNKS Hangouts (a live streaming Google Hangout with me and some of my wonderfully interesting and funny comicer/maker friends)  a month AND I will release my ukulele cover of “Let It Go” from Frozen as a thank you to all the Patrons.

At $1500 you will get FOUR HijiNKS ENSUE comics a week, Mon-Thurs. I really hope we get there, because I am looking for something to force me/guilt me into making more comics.

 SEATTLE FANCY BASTARDS! Emerald City Comicon is in 2ish weeks! 

David and I will be at booth #1412 [MAP] right next to Cyanide & Happiness! I will have the leftover DDDT prints, other prints, books, shirts and sketches.

I’ll be doing TWO PANELS: 

“The Cyanide and Happiness Group Sketch Jam Panel” / Friday, March 28, 6:10pm, Hall B, (Rooms 608-609)
“The Experiment: Making a Living Doing What you Love” / Saturday, March 29, 6:00pm, ROOM 3AB.

More panel info HERE

HijiNKS ENSUE Woody After HoursAlso, make sure to follow the 6 comic guest arch Joel (“Comic Joel,” that is) will be doing over at Woody After Hours.

Tags: alcohol, comic conventions, david willis, drinking, drunk, hotel drinking, mountain dew: code horseblood, travel
10 Mar 22:45

Liquid: Bloody Revolution offers variety of locally made Bloody Mary mixes

Carl Knutson

Some new bloody mary mixes for Laura to try.

Bloody Mary mixes from two Austin-based entrepreneurs incorporate flavors like wasabi, habanero.
26 Feb 05:19

Listage: Taco Bell Unleashes Waffle Tacos; "Got Milk" Dumped

by Meghan McCarron
Carl Knutson

For the Sriracha Chemistry link. Here's the video if you just want to watch that:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2DJN0gnuI8

25 Feb 18:37

Liquid: Absolut Texas vodka hits stores March 1

Carl Knutson

Texas trucks, Texas chips.. what else can we brand with Texas?

It’s Absolut-ly one of the most interesting accounts Austin-based creative agency Guerilla Suit has handled.

The firm was tapped to create the branding for Absolut Texas, a limited edition offering from the well-known vodka maker.

Planning for the rollout of Absolut Texas, a vodka with cucumber and serrano chili flavor, ...

20 Feb 21:12

Liquid: Colorado's Odell Brewing comes to Texas

Carl Knutson

New beers coming to Texas isn't always that great, but I am excited about Odell. When we went on a road trip to Colorado, Odell was the brewery whose beers I ended up enjoying the most. I'll have to see how that holds up after 3.5 years.

The Fort Collins, Colo. brewery brings four of its beers into the state next week with launch parties in Houston, Dallas/Fort Worth, San Antonio and, of course, Austin.
15 Feb 02:35

‘Millions’ Being Invested Behind Yuengling Launch in Massachusetts

by Chris Furnari
Carl Knutson

Nate! Get ready for some Yuengling in Boston! I'm kind of surprised it wasn't there already.

Craft Brewers Guild of Boston spared no expense and literally rolled out the red carpet at Tuesday night’s Yuengling industry-only launch event for the state of Massachusetts.

Appropriately called “The Last Prohibition Bash,” Craft Brewers Guild – L. Knife & Son’s craft-focused wholesaler that services all of Massachusetts – invited upwards of 4,000 restaurant owners, bar managers, off-premise retailers and media members to a lavish rollout party complete with 1920’s-style flappers, casino games, live music and ice sculptures.

If the party was any indication, L. Knife — which reportedly picked up the tab for the event – is planning to flex its muscles and dedicate significant resources behind a Yuengling brand that will finally begin flowing through tap lines across Massachusetts on Feb. 24.

“Anytime a brand is launched in a new state or marketplace, there are four groups that really invest in the brand,” said Bump Williams, a beer industry expert who attended Tuesday’s launch.

Williams, highlighting the four tiers of the industry – brewers, distributors, retailers and consumers – said that Yuengling and its distributors are investing heavily behind the Massachusetts rollout.

“There are millions of dollars being invested from the breweries and distributor partners to make sure that this brand is viable,” he said. “When you think about all the brands that are left to expand across the U.S., there are two or three big game-changers with this kind of volume and Yuengling is the biggest game-changing brand when it comes to volume and penetration.”

Craft Brewers Guild, which only has rights to distribute the brand in the greater Boston area, isn’t the only wholesaler throwing its weight around. Yuengling executives have been on a week-long tour of the Bay State, launching the brand to on-and-off-premise trade members in markets like Worcester, Cape Cod and Springfield.

So what are retailers saying about the brewery’s coming out party in Boston?

“Whoa,” said Suzanne Schalow, the co-founder of Craft Beer Cellar.

Schalow, who attended the rollout event on Tuesday said she was “blown away at all of the bells and whistles.”

“I’m sure it wasn’t cheap,” she said. “They have definitely got some media attention in this area and I felt compelled to be there. Craft (Brewers Guild) is a very important distributor to us and this is a big thing for them.”

Craft Beer Cellar made headlines last year when it called on the Brewers Association (BA) to update its definition of craft beer following the ‘craft versus crafty debate.’ At the time, Schalow and co-founder Kate Baker had opted not to sell “crafty” products that weren’t included in the BA definition. But after a conversation with Narragansett CEO Mark Hellendrung, Schalow and Baker decided to make some exceptions.

“Suzanne and I kept going over the BA’s definition of traditional—we just couldn’t fully accept why they wanted to exclude brewers like Yuengling and Narragansett,” Baker had said at the time.

The company – which has expanded to seven locations via a number of franchise operators – said that after many internal discussions, it will sell Yuengling when the beer finally arrives to the off-premise trade on March 3.

“We aren’t going to build a campaign around it, but it will be there and we will be educated about it,” Schalow said.

Other Massachusetts retailers seem a bit more anxious to get their hands on the product.

Aaron Aykanian, the beverage director at The Vin Bin, which has two locations, said that while his store services mostly craft-centric customers, shoppers are excited for Yuengling’s return — it hasn’t been sold in the state for more than 20 years.

“People from all walks of life are going to grab a six-pack in the first few months,” he said. “The key will be if they come back and buy another one.”

Aykanian believes that large domestic brands like Budweiser and Coors will be most impacted by Yuengling’s entrance, but also thinks that local lager producer, Narragansett, will feel some pressure.

“We carry Narragansett and I think they will be hurt by this big time,” he said. “I think people who are drinking ‘Gansett now will probably try Yuengling, and that will hurt.”

That initial trial is no doubt what Yuengling and Craft Brewers Guild were banking on when they organized Tuesday’s five-star affair.

“There was a lot of energy in that room,” said Tom Junod, Yuengling’s regional sales manager. “I think it brings a lot of excitement back to the beer landscape. This is becoming a complex industry. Anheuser-Busch and MillerCoors are taking a lot of the fun out of the business with big demands and a brand like Yuengling is not corporate America. We just want to go out and sell beer.”

Junod and Craft Brewers Guild general manager, Mike Bernfeld, said the rollout party was designed to create retailer awareness and excitement for the product.

“I have heard a lot of feedback and I think people are extremely happy with the event itself,” said Bernfeld. “There were a lot of smiles. We definitely opened up the eyes with a lot of retailers we do business with.”

But not all of the chatter surrounding Yuengling’s return to the state is positive. Amongst local craft brewers, there are negative undertones which suggest that Yuengling is somewhat a “big bad wolf” coming to steal their tap handles.

It’s not true, said Bernfeld.

“There is plenty of business to go around,” he said. “Our entire craft beer portfolio will now be showed to some of these accounts that we didn’t have access to before. Yuengling will definitely open the doors to some of these accounts that weren’t buying craft beer from us in the past.

Junod echoed those words.

“We get that question from wholesalers a lot,” he said. “I think the nice thing about [Brewers Guild of Boston] is that we will be opening a lot of doors for them. There are still a lot of accounts that want domestic beers and they didn’t have that in their arsenal. Now they have a weapon that they can go in and compete with.”

Many of those accounts are on-premise, which Junod said is a major component of the company’s initial rollout plan.

Nevertheless, the addition of Yuengling means that competition for tap handles and shelf space will heat up in Massachusetts.

“I don’t want to sound like Michael Douglas, but competition is good,” said Williams. “Greed is good. If the small nano-brewers are going to feel pressure from a brand like Yuengling, they must not have a whole lot of confidence in their own business. Is it going to change the landscape? Sure it is. It is going to cause a little bit of pain? Yes, but it will cause more pain to bigger brewers. They (small brewers) will be much less affected than folks like Anheuser-Busch, MillerCoors, Heineken, Corona and Boston Beer.”

06 Feb 05:09

Listage: Science of Jell-O Shots; A String Cheese Shortage?

by Meghan McCarron
Carl Knutson

What, no mention of the near-annoyingly friendly owners behind the counter? Don't you want to know my lucky number?
http://www.zagat.com/b/austin/foodie-explorer-sarahs-mediterranean-grill

05 Feb 23:13

Liquid: Uncle Billy's beer to be tapped at other bars, restaurants starting Friday

Carl Knutson

Interesting. This is the first brewpub I've heard of to take advantage of the new distribution laws. Very cool.

Uncle Billy’s Brew & Que is set to become the first Texas brewpub in the state to have its beer distributed through a third-party to local bars and restaurants.
29 Jan 21:41

Listage: American Hot Sauce Craze; Overloaded McDonald's Menu

by Meghan McCarron
29 Jan 00:40

True Stuff: The Internet According to 1995

by David Malki !
Carl Knutson

The whole Newsweek article is pretty great.
http://www.newsweek.com/clifford-stoll-why-web-wont-be-nirvana-185306

"Then there's cyberbusiness. We're promised instant catalog shopping—just point and click for great deals. We'll order airline tickets over the network, make restaurant reservations and negotiate sales contracts. Stores will become obselete. So how come my local mall does more business in an afternoon than the entire Internet handles in a month?"

One of my recurring fascinations is reading pearl-clutching editorials over the menacing march of technological advance (such as the telephone, the printing press, or writing itself). So I loved this 1995 column from Newsweek by astronomer and Klein-bottler Clifford Stoll:

After two decades online, I’m perplexed. It’s not that I haven’t had a gas of a good time on the Internet. I’ve met great people and even caught a hacker or two. But today, I’m uneasy about this most trendy and oversold community. Visionaries see a future of telecommuting workers, interactive libraries and multimedia classrooms. They speak of electronic town meetings and virtual communities. Commerce and business will shift from offices and malls to networks and modems. And the freedom of digital networks will make government more democratic.

Baloney. Do our computer pundits lack all common sense? The truth in no online database will replace your daily newspaper, no CD-ROM can take the place of a competent teacher and no computer network will change the way government works…

“Why the Web won’t be Nirvana” — Newsweek, February 26, 1995

Stoll is the author of the 1995 book Silicon Snake Oil: Second Thoughts on the Information Highway, in which he was wrong about basically everything the Internet turned out to be. To his credit, he seems to have come around in the years that followed…And I wonder how many of those early curmudgeons eventually came around to the telephone, and how many of them railed against the infernal motor-car! to their dying day.

In a way, it seems Stoll’s pessimism wasn’t from a lack of understanding of the technology — he was an early adopter of Usenet and from what I can tell, was born on a BBS via 200 baud modem, or something.

It’s that he was too close — he only saw the structure as it was, and as he knew it; he couldn’t imagine what someone else, without that depth of understanding, could reimagine for it. (Or even if he could imagine great changes, didn’t think them possible, or likely to occur.)

But they did. It’s amazing what one can accomplish if one doesn’t know that what one is attempting is impossible.

29 Jan 00:37

Winamp Rises From the Ashes, Will Live On Under Radionomy

by Eric Ravenscraft
Carl Knutson

While Nate has jumped to OS X, I'm sure he will be happy to hear that Winamp will live on.

Winamp Rises From the Ashes, Will Live On Under Radionomy

Good news, everyone! Winamp, one of the internet's favorite music players, will live to see another day. According to TechCrunch, the program has been bought by digital audio company Radionomy.

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28 Jan 15:31

Alamo’s New Loyalty Program Launches in Austin!

Carl Knutson

I signed up. While I know everyone's "visit" counter is starting at zero, it still feels a little sad to see the "Lifetime visits" at zero.

Alamo Drafthouse Cinema is excited to continue the rollout of Alamo Victory, the company’s first ever rewards program, by announcing its launch in the Alamo's founding city of Austin, Texas! It's been a long time coming and we appreciate everyone's patience from our most loyal moviegoers to our newest custmoers.

Designed to reward Alamo’s loyal guests in unexpected ways, the program is launching to all Alamo markets and locations in the coming months.

“We’ve been talking about instituting a rewards program for years, but I was resistant to anything like a standard punch card,” says Alamo founder and CEO Tim League. “We’ve been in development for over a year on Alamo Victory and are really proud of the results.  We will be able to surprise our guests with meaningful rewards and cool unique events.”

Alamo Victory members will receive special offers and rewards such as free movie tickets, invitations to sneak previews, exclusive screenings and unique events, T-shirts, DVDs and whatever else we can come up with to say "Thanks!" Every Alamo Victory member will receive at least two special offers each year in addition to a free movie ticket on their birthday.

Membership in the Alamo Victory program is free. To join the program in the Austin market, please visit http://drafthouse.com/victory.

27 Jan 18:57

upworthy personal edition

by kris

20140124-upworthy

  • You’ll Be Blown Away At How Many Times A Day You Can Masturbate If You Believe In Yourself
  • Eat The Leftovers Before They Go To Waste, His Wife Said. Meet The Man Who Dared To Make Mac And Cheese
  • Oops I Did Too Many Of These. Now My Keyboard Is Stuck Like This
27 Jan 18:55

How The Cats Are Staying Warm This Winter

Carl Knutson

Or, if you are our cat Mojo, crawling under the comforter during the day and sleeping there all day.

no one gets out of coffee alive.

Tonight’s comic is about how the cats are keeping warm this winter.

Last time we met The Hidden Chamber of the Council of Cats was in this strip. Yes, they all have names.

10 Jan 19:30

How to Clean INSIDE Your Oven Door - Pretty Handy Girl

by lfeeney
Carl Knutson

I'm guessing this is now on my list of things to do. This has been driving Laura crazy for months now.

10 Jan 04:45

the sorrow of social media

by kris
Carl Knutson

"what fascinates me about this is there are board room meetings about it. these meetings last for hours"

This is what I tell people Laura does for work.

20140103-tirekingtweets

inspired by a brand i follow on twitter, whose tone suddenly changed from convivial and sort of cool, to the awkward, buttoned-up corporation trying too hard to engage. what fascinates me about this is there are board room meetings about it. these meetings last for hours

“i don’t know, we just feel like our core brand values could be better displayed. the way eric is tweeting makes it seem like we’re some weird jokey kid. what if — what if we just ask everyone each morning if they have a ‘hip’ story about tires to tell? or remind them of our dedication to great service? it could go viral”

08 Jan 19:02

submitted by Diana

Carl Knutson

Thanks to Jason for sending me this site. It is pretty great.



submitted by Diana

03 Jan 20:21

i know it was YOU

Carl Knutson

This one is for PJ. Alternatively, for our dog, Molly.

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December 9th, 2013: Flying back from Webcomics Rampage today! It was a lot of fun and me and David helped a couple get married in the hotel lobby!

One year ago today: movie producers i am willing to entertain your offers if your budget is at least 5600 trillion dollars

– Ryan