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15 Dec 05:07

Soviet Santa is Scariest Santa

Christopher Lantz

In Soviet Russia.... Santa make list for you!

Soviet Santa is Scariest Santa

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: sketchy , christmas , soviet , creepy , santa , funny , holidays , g rated , sketchy santas Share on Facebook
15 Dec 05:05

How to Ward Off Bear Attacks

How to Ward Off Bear Attacks

And encourage bear sexual advances.

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: bear , sleeping bag , poorly dressed , g rated Share on Facebook
15 Dec 05:05

You'll Be Just Fine

Christopher Lantz

*sigh* if only... as I get older, I realize there are more and more instances where boobs would not just be appropriate but grand.

You'll Be Just Fine

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: voice , disney , breasts , The Little Mermaid , be fine , dating fails Share on Facebook
15 Dec 05:04

Just sayin’ (while silently seething)

by Kerry

The office break room: where everything is somebody else’s responsibility.

This banana has been here a while.

MOLD IS HERE.

BAD SALAMI

related: I am clearly too busy writing notes, so could somebody less important than me take care of this?

15 Dec 05:03

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by ladybird13
13 Dec 22:53

Christmas Sweatz, A Holiday Music Video by Rhett & Link

by Justin Page

The most comfortable way to celebrate this holiday season.

Christmas Sweatz is a funny music video by the comedic acting duo Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal of Rhett & Link that shows a group of people in their solid-colored sweat suits switching out opposite-colored shirts and pants to make them look more festive. This video features cameo appearances from comedians Grace Helbig, Hannah Hart, Benny Fine and DeStorm Power. You can purchase the Christmas Sweatz song online through iTunes and Amazon.

Christmas Sweatz (a Song)

13 Dec 22:18

DJ Spock lays down some beats

by Jason Weisberger

Traditional Vulcan jam.

13 Dec 19:21

Man arms DIY drone with paintball handgun and shoots human cardboard cutouts

by Mark Frauenfelder
Christopher Lantz

Interesting.

Milo Danger says:

Drones aren't just for the military and government anymore - regular citizens and makers are embracing drones at an amazing rate and creating some very interesting uses for this rapidly developing technology. Milo Danger designs, builds, flies & shoots an armed drone to determine just how safe - or dangerous - these machines are in the hands of a novice flyer.


13 Dec 18:39

CollegeHumor Pays Tribute to Hostess

by Brad
Christopher Lantz

Some very wrong names.

Hostess

CollegeHumor pays farewell to Hostess with a mock press conference poking fun at some of the company’s delicious but terribly named legacies.

13 Dec 15:16

3-MINUTE ATLAS SHRUGGED!

by noreply@blogger.com (Future Schlock)
Christopher Lantz

Wow... 3 mins folks.

Ewwwww, you got poor people cooties!



Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection

TONIGHT! EIT Holiday Tour LIVE in New York City @ The Bell House AND in Vancouver @ The Biltmore Cabaret! That's Santa Claus magic, y'all!
12 Dec 22:54

SantaCon Backlash in New York City, Drunk Santas Are Not Welcome

by Rusty Blazenhoff
Christopher Lantz

NYC is serious about there Santarassment

No Drunk Santas

In New York City, there is quite a backlash to SantaCon, the annual Santa gathering that began in San Francisco back in 1994. After last year’s event, Gothamist strongly urged for it to stop completely and called it a “boorish parade of conformity” that needs “to be banished to the same circle of hell that awaits The Santa Clause star Tim Allen.” This year, Gothamist has issued a SantaCon warning stating that “New York City will once again be under siege by drunken frat boys on a mission to fulfill their favorite Christmas-themed date rape fantasies” (a reference to the large amount of SantaCon-related sexual harassment claims). They urge people to either stay indoors or leave town. To help local establishments combat trouble from intoxicated Santas, Eater NY has created three different “No Drunk Santas” signs, which can be downloaded at their site. SantaCon NYC is scheduled to take place on Saturday, December 15, 2012. As of this writing, over 26K people have RSVP’d at the SantaCon NYC Facebook event page. At the Santarchy page, there is a history of the event’s early years.

No Drunk Santas

No Drunk Santas

images by Eater NY

via Brian Van

12 Dec 22:03

Beautiful snowflake catching music generator

by Dean Putney
Christopher Lantz

Enchanting.

A while back, my friend Rich Vreeland, AKA Disasterpeace, made a Flash game called January where you catch snowflakes on your tongue and each plays a soft, pining note. Rich has been busy lately making music for other video games, but he just pushed out a big update to January. The new version trims down on the storyline in favor of a more capable music generator. It has auto-pilot functionality, a selection of keys to choose from, a pentatonic mode, and the ability to save your generated compositions as MIDI files.

Check out the new version of January and the original version.

11 Dec 20:13

The Ikea Monkey Needs Better Friends

Christopher Lantz

This is my nightmare.

11 Dec 00:55

The Buffalo Bill Dance

by Rob Beschizza
Christopher Lantz

yeah, beacuase

Welcome to YouTube, the stuff of nightmares. A sampling follows; the criteria are "video includes Q Lazzarus's Goodbye Horses" and "subject appears alone."



11 Dec 00:33

Airport Virtual Assistant Hologram at Newark Liberty International Airport

by Scott Beale
Christopher Lantz

Whoa! Hello Future!

On a recent trip returning to NYC via EWR we came across this AVA (Airport Virtual Assistant) hologram located in the international terminal of Newark Liberty International Airport in NJ. Here’s a video I shot of her greeting us as we arrived.

airportONE calls these AVAs holograms, but they are technically a hologram-like projection on a 2D surface.

Airport Virtual Assistant Hologram at Newark Liberty International Airport

See Previously: AVA, Airport Virtual Assistant Holograms in New York City

photo by Scott Beale

10 Dec 23:15

Vote Now: Your Favorite Meme of 2012

by Brad
Christopher Lantz

I verted fer Ermahgerd... but I have a feeling Grumpy cat will win.

Poll

As the year comes to a close, we’re inviting you to vote on your favorite memes of 2012!

10 Dec 22:58

10/10, Would Pr0n Again

Christopher Lantz

Awww, emerging sexual fantasy life.

10/10, Would Pr0n Again

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: kids , breasts , pr0n , stories , dating fails , Hall of Fame , best of week Share on Facebook
10 Dec 21:16

Let Fury Have The Hour, Documentary Featuring 50 Influential Creatives

by Justin Page

Let Fury Have The Hour Poster by Shepard Fairey

The upcoming documentary Let Fury Have the Hour from author and filmmaker Antonino D’Ambrosio and Cavu Pictures features 50 influential creatives (artists, musicians, filmmakers and more) who each share stories of how they turned anger and hate in our society into art and ideas. It was an Official Selection of the 2012 Tribeca Film Festival Spotlight Series. The documentary is set to be released on December 14th in New York and on January 25th in Los Angeles. Artist Shepard Fairey created the official theatrical poster (as seen above), which debuted on Moviefone.com.

Rough, raw and unapologetically inspirational, “Let Fury Have The Hour” is a charged journey into the heart of the creative counter-culture in 2012. In a time of global challenges, big questions and by-the-numbers politics, this upbeat, outspoken film tracks the story of the artists, writers, thinkers and musicians who have gone underground to re-imagine the world – honing in on equality, community and engaged creativity – in exuberantly paradigm-busting ways.

Let Fury Have The Hour (Lewis Black)

Let Fury Have The Hour (Shepard Fairey)

Let Fury Have The Hour (Tom Morello)

images via Let Cavu Pictures and Moviefone.com

video via Movieclips Trailers

submitted via Laughing Squid Tips

10 Dec 21:14

Tech Companies as Christmas Icons

by Scott Beale
10 Dec 19:43

Jimmy Fallon, Mariah Carey & The Roots: "All I Want For Christmas Is You"

Christopher Lantz

Too cute not to share.

10 Dec 19:35

wwwolves

by megamunden
Christopher Lantz

Good morning!

10 Dec 19:35

Vastness! and Age! and Memories of Eld! Silence! and Desolation! and... - but does it float

by invassive
10 Dec 19:34

All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name - but does it float

by atleykins
10 Dec 19:14

makemedrowsy: “The concept of portraying evil and then...

Christopher Lantz

So true, Miyazaki-san.



makemedrowsy:

“The concept of portraying evil and then destroying it - I know this is considered mainstream, but I think it is rotten. This idea that whenever something evil happens someone particular can be blamed and punished for it, in life and in politics, is hopeless.”

- Hayao Miyazaki

10 Dec 19:09

G.I. Joe PSAs

by amanda b.
Christopher Lantz

Classic Memes.

Gi_psa

PSA Memes: These parodies of PSAs that appeared at the end of every episode of the 1980s G.I. Joe cartoon began circulating the web in 2003 as downloadable files.

07 Dec 22:58

Shadow-Battle WIN

Christopher Lantz

Wicked awesome art installation.

Taichi Saotome performed this sweet battle in front of a special video projection at the Galaxy Theater, Tokyo.

Submitted by: Unknown

Tagged: samurai , Battle , shadow , Video , g rated , win Share on Facebook
07 Dec 22:10

Photo

Christopher Lantz

I'm a convert. Especially after Skyfall, Craig is a smart, sexy 21st century Bond.



07 Dec 19:25

Don We Now Our Brutal Apparel

Christopher Lantz

For Annie

07 Dec 19:18

Don't Stop Me Now

07 Dec 18:57

Political Platform WIN