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Soviet Santa is Scariest Santa
Christopher LantzIn Soviet Russia.... Santa make list for you!
How to Ward Off Bear Attacks
And encourage bear sexual advances.
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Christopher Lantz*sigh* if only... as I get older, I realize there are more and more instances where boobs would not just be appropriate but grand.
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The office break room: where everything is somebody else’s responsibility.
related: I am clearly too busy writing notes, so could somebody less important than me take care of this?
Christmas Sweatz, A Holiday Music Video by Rhett & Link
“The most comfortable way to celebrate this holiday season.”
Christmas Sweatz is a funny music video by the comedic acting duo Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal of Rhett & Link that shows a group of people in their solid-colored sweat suits switching out opposite-colored shirts and pants to make them look more festive. This video features cameo appearances from comedians Grace Helbig, Hannah Hart, Benny Fine and DeStorm Power. You can purchase the Christmas Sweatz song online through iTunes and Amazon.
DJ Spock lays down some beats
Man arms DIY drone with paintball handgun and shoots human cardboard cutouts
Christopher LantzInteresting.
Milo Danger says:
Drones aren't just for the military and government anymore - regular citizens and makers are embracing drones at an amazing rate and creating some very interesting uses for this rapidly developing technology. Milo Danger designs, builds, flies & shoots an armed drone to determine just how safe - or dangerous - these machines are in the hands of a novice flyer.
CollegeHumor Pays Tribute to Hostess
Christopher LantzSome very wrong names.
CollegeHumor pays farewell to Hostess with a mock press conference poking fun at some of the company’s delicious but terribly named legacies.
3-MINUTE ATLAS SHRUGGED!
Christopher LantzWow... 3 mins folks.
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection
TONIGHT! EIT Holiday Tour LIVE in New York City @ The Bell House AND in Vancouver @ The Biltmore Cabaret! That's Santa Claus magic, y'all!
SantaCon Backlash in New York City, Drunk Santas Are Not Welcome
Christopher LantzNYC is serious about there Santarassment
In New York City, there is quite a backlash to SantaCon, the annual Santa gathering that began in San Francisco back in 1994. After last year’s event, Gothamist strongly urged for it to stop completely and called it a “boorish parade of conformity” that needs “to be banished to the same circle of hell that awaits The Santa Clause star Tim Allen.” This year, Gothamist has issued a SantaCon warning stating that “New York City will once again be under siege by drunken frat boys on a mission to fulfill their favorite Christmas-themed date rape fantasies” (a reference to the large amount of SantaCon-related sexual harassment claims). They urge people to either stay indoors or leave town. To help local establishments combat trouble from intoxicated Santas, Eater NY has created three different “No Drunk Santas” signs, which can be downloaded at their site. SantaCon NYC is scheduled to take place on Saturday, December 15, 2012. As of this writing, over 26K people have RSVP’d at the SantaCon NYC Facebook event page. At the Santarchy page, there is a history of the event’s early years.
images by Eater NY
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Beautiful snowflake catching music generator
Christopher LantzEnchanting.
A while back, my friend Rich Vreeland, AKA Disasterpeace, made a Flash game called January where you catch snowflakes on your tongue and each plays a soft, pining note. Rich has been busy lately making music for other video games, but he just pushed out a big update to January. The new version trims down on the storyline in favor of a more capable music generator. It has auto-pilot functionality, a selection of keys to choose from, a pentatonic mode, and the ability to save your generated compositions as MIDI files.
Check out the new version of January and the original version.
The Ikea Monkey Needs Better Friends
Christopher LantzThis is my nightmare.
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Tagged: monkeys , ikea monkey , captions , ikea , i should buy a boat , memses , multipanel , forgot , Cats Share on FacebookThe Buffalo Bill Dance
Christopher Lantzyeah, beacuase
Welcome to YouTube, the stuff of nightmares. A sampling follows; the criteria are "video includes Q Lazzarus's Goodbye Horses" and "subject appears alone."
Airport Virtual Assistant Hologram at Newark Liberty International Airport
Christopher LantzWhoa! Hello Future!
On a recent trip returning to NYC via EWR we came across this AVA (Airport Virtual Assistant) hologram located in the international terminal of Newark Liberty International Airport in NJ. Here’s a video I shot of her greeting us as we arrived.
airportONE calls these AVAs holograms, but they are technically a hologram-like projection on a 2D surface.
See Previously: AVA, Airport Virtual Assistant Holograms in New York City
photo by Scott Beale
Vote Now: Your Favorite Meme of 2012
Christopher LantzI verted fer Ermahgerd... but I have a feeling Grumpy cat will win.
As the year comes to a close, we’re inviting you to vote on your favorite memes of 2012!
10/10, Would Pr0n Again
Christopher LantzAwww, emerging sexual fantasy life.
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Tagged: kids , breasts , pr0n , stories , dating fails , Hall of Fame , best of week Share on FacebookLet Fury Have The Hour, Documentary Featuring 50 Influential Creatives
The upcoming documentary Let Fury Have the Hour from author and filmmaker Antonino D’Ambrosio and Cavu Pictures features 50 influential creatives (artists, musicians, filmmakers and more) who each share stories of how they turned anger and hate in our society into art and ideas. It was an Official Selection of the 2012 Tribeca Film Festival Spotlight Series. The documentary is set to be released on December 14th in New York and on January 25th in Los Angeles. Artist Shepard Fairey created the official theatrical poster (as seen above), which debuted on Moviefone.com.
Rough, raw and unapologetically inspirational, “Let Fury Have The Hour” is a charged journey into the heart of the creative counter-culture in 2012. In a time of global challenges, big questions and by-the-numbers politics, this upbeat, outspoken film tracks the story of the artists, writers, thinkers and musicians who have gone underground to re-imagine the world – honing in on equality, community and engaged creativity – in exuberantly paradigm-busting ways.
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Jimmy Fallon, Mariah Carey & The Roots: "All I Want For Christmas Is You"
Christopher LantzToo cute not to share.
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Christopher LantzGood morning!
Vastness! and Age! and Memories of Eld! Silence! and Desolation! and... - but does it float
All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name - but does it float
makemedrowsy: “The concept of portraying evil and then...
Christopher LantzSo true, Miyazaki-san.
“The concept of portraying evil and then destroying it - I know this is considered mainstream, but I think it is rotten. This idea that whenever something evil happens someone particular can be blamed and punished for it, in life and in politics, is hopeless.”
- Hayao Miyazaki
G.I. Joe PSAs
Christopher LantzClassic Memes.
PSA Memes: These parodies of PSAs that appeared at the end of every episode of the 1980s G.I. Joe cartoon began circulating the web in 2003 as downloadable files.
Shadow-Battle WIN
Christopher LantzWicked awesome art installation.
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Christopher LantzI'm a convert. Especially after Skyfall, Craig is a smart, sexy 21st century Bond.
Don We Now Our Brutal Apparel
Christopher LantzFor Annie
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