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Time Traveling Bong Is the Science Fiction Stoner Comedy We've Been Waiting For
CoreyDool.
Duuuuuude. I know we’re all fired up about the Rogue One trailer today, but take a moment to watch the trailer for Time Traveling Bong, too—Comedy Central’s new pot-fueled science fiction special from Broad City’s Paul Downs and Ilana Glazer. It airs on 4/20 (obviously), and it looks hilariously insane.
Great Job, Internet!: Beware the Danger Noodle and the American Murder Log
CoreyLove these.
Although the groundswell support of Donald Trump may indicate otherwise, sometimes impressive (and impressively hilarious) results happen when you open things up to a popular vote. The Natural Environment Research Council discovered this when it posed an online contest to name its $300 million new research vessel. The current frontrunner: “Boaty McBoatface.” NERC maintains that an “expert panel” will make the final decision, and in the meantime is having fun with the nautical moniker by tweeting hashtags #BoatyMcBoatface #NameOurShip.
Full of the creative power inherent in its anonymous, plentiful masses, and inspired by the success of Boaty McBoatface, the internet has now turned from naming research vessels to the creatures in nature’s kingdom. IFLSCience! reports that the hashtag #TheInternetRenames Animals is coming up with many creative and side-splitting nature aliases, like calling a snake a “Danger Noodle” and an alligator an “American Murder Log.” The U.S. Department Of ...
Great Job, Internet!: Belle & Sebastian’s Stuart Murdoch is having a pun-off over on Twitter
CoreyLove puns.
Twitter’s good for all sorts of things, from important awareness-raising to, as Belle & Sebastian frontman Stuart Murdoch is finding out today, creating great runs of music-based puns.
This morning, Murdoch tweeted the following:
I’m starting a punk/ new wave work out class. Might call it “You Can’t Hide Your Flab Forever”. Any better ideas?
— stuart murdoch (@nee_massey) April 4, 2016
The internet being the internet, he quickly became inundated with a number of other hilarious suggestions, most of which deserve appreciative groans, at the very least. Our favorites are below, but please feel free to contribute more in the comments.
@nee_massey Love Handles Will Tear Us Apart
— Jim C (@_jimconnolly) April 4, 2016
@nee_massey Flabba Flabba Hey!
— Simon Dasher (@theParkinglot) April 4, 2016
@nee_massey Weighting Room?
— Todd Hauschildt (@toddhauschildt) April 4, 2016
@nee_massey
— Stu.i.am (@stubryant) April 4, 2016
God Save The Lean?
@nee_massey Siouxsie ...
Great Job, Internet!: This off-tempo version of Smash Mouth’s “All Star” will ruin your brain
CoreyAh. It is uncomfortable.
The life cycle of Smash Mouth’s “All Star” is a fascinating one. The second single from the band’s 1999 album Astro Lounge, the song was a huge hit for the one-time ska band. True to its era, the song’s video featured a tie-in to the Ben Stiller box office flop Mystery Men, as well as an appearance from a young Dane Cook, as the band strutted through a delightfully suburban landscape. Since then, the song has taken on a second life as both a muse and a musical punchline. It’s been mashed-up time and again, and also served as the soundtrack to Smash Mouth singer Steve Harwell’s expletive-laden rant at the Taste Of Fort Collins festival that’s affectionately known as the “bread incident,” as well as that time he ate a bunch of eggs with Guy Fieri.
The latest take on “All Star” is ...
Great Job, Internet!: Michael Jordan’s epic cry gets its own 30 For 30 trailer
In 2009, overwhelmed by the ovation he received at his own Hall Of Fame induction, basketball legend Michael Jordan had himself a good cry. Not just a good cry, but a great cry. Maybe the greatest cry of all time. His eyes turned blood red, and tears streamed down his face like little waterfalls. His face all but melted off his skull. While the moment may have been incredibly powerful and poignant at the time, the image of the weeping Jordan is hilarious when taken out of context. The internet has been using and abusing the hell out of it for months now. Ironically, though the original picture actually captures a moment of triumph for the star athlete, “crying Jordan” has become an icon of failure and defeat. His tear-stained face is now pasted onto the bodies of sportsmen who have just lost crucial games. Such are the cruel realities ...
TV Review: Adam Scott and Jon Daly suck at golf in The Adult Swim Golf Classic
Televised golf has always had something of an absurdist vibe to it. There’s so much dead air time. The announcers speak quietly despite having no need to do so. A self-serious nature hangs over the entire production… so it lends itself well to parody, something Adam Sandler exploited to good effect in Happy Gilmore. There’s none of the wacky hijinks or crudity of that film at work in The Adult Swim Golf Classic, but it works marvelously well, in large part thanks to being played almost completely straight. Aping old-school golf programming down to the details—akin to the earliest days of Shell’s Wonderful World Of Golf—the half-hour special delivers continuous laughs, based almost wholly on one fact: Jon Daly and Adam Scott really suck at golf.
Playing low-key but silly caricatures of the real-life PGA champs also named Adam Scott and John Daly, the special ...
A Flamethrower In Slow Motion Looks Like a Flying Dragon Made of Fire
They’re one of the most terrifying and destructive weapons of war, but through the lens of a high-speed camera, a flamethrower looks like it’s actually releasing a magical flying dragon made of fire. As with almost anything filmed in slow motion, it’s surprisingly beautiful to watch.
The Rebellion Rises In the First Trailer For Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
This will be a day long remembered. Here it is, after months and months of staring at the same picture of Felicity Jones and her band of troops , it’s finally here: the blistering first footage from a whole new chapter in the Star Wars saga. Take a look!
Mel Gibson Is a Bad-Ass Dad in First Trailer for Blood Father
Say what you will about Mel Gibson, but we’re still fans. Sure his off-screen antics were troublesome to family and friends, but for the rest of us — those of us who don’t know him personally — all we really have are his performances and films. Mad Max, Gallipoli, The Bounty, Lethal Weapon, Tequila Sunrise, Maverick, Ransom, Payback, The Patriot, Signs, Get the Gringo. The guy makes good movies, typically playing characters involved in violent situations, and now the first trailer has dropped for his latest film where he plays a character involved in a violent situation.
Blood Father sees Gibson as John Link, an ex-con who works as a tattoo artist out of his trailer on the outskirts of an American desert. His teenage daughter’s been missing, but when she suddenly reappears it’s with trouble on her tail in the form of drug dealers who want her dead. We first reported on the film just over two years ago, and it’s finally gotten both a trailer and a release date of August 25th… in Australia. Check out the first trailer below.
I’m in. Gibson is at his grizzled best here and definitely looks the part of a man with a crime-filled past and future. He seems very much at home with dishing out the deadly force in the name of protecting/avenging his child — something he’s done before in The Patriot, Ransom, and Edge of Darkness. His post-“troubles” films haven’t done all that well at the box office, but you should really check out Get the Gringo if you haven’t yet. Erin Moriarty (Captain Fantastic) plays his daughter, and the pair are joined by the likes of William H. Macy, Diego Luna, and Michael Parks.
Director Jean-Francois Richet lost some good will with his English-language debut, 2005’s Assault on Precinct 13 remake, but divorced from our love for John Carpenter’s classic his film is actually a solid action/thriller. The better entry on his resume though is his two-film crime epic, Mesrine, which tells a grand tale punctuated with brutal acts of violence. Blood Father‘s script, by Peter Craig (The Town) and Andrea Berloff (Straight Outta Compton), is an adaptation of Craig’s own novel.
Gibson’s other 2016 release, Hacksaw Ridge, is his long-awaited return behind the camera — his first since 2006’s Apocalypto. The film is a World War II-set tale about the first conscientious objector and features a pretty solid cast including Andrew Garfield, Teresa Palmer, Vince Vaughn, Hugo Weaving, and Sam Worthington.
Blood Father opens in Australia this August, and we’re hoping a U.S. release isn’t too far behind.
$5 Strips Away Any Privacy You Have on Tinder
CoreyDirty.
David Brent Returns In First Life On The Road Teaser
Coreyyes.
Ricky Gervais has released the first teaser for David Brent: Life on the Road. The comedic actor and writer returns to his Office character, who appears to have found new ways to annoy office workers as he “regales” some people in the following footage.
Exclusive: First teaser trailer for #LifeOnTheRoad. #BrentsBackhttps://t.co/UMsWL1Upqy
— Ricky Gervais (@rickygervais) April 7, 2016
Amazon Expands Free Same-Day Prime Delivery to 11 More Cities
While Amazon Prime is more expensive than was in the old days , Amazon is at least making it worth your while. Now, Prime members in 11 more cities can get same-day delivery on certain items with an order of $35 or more.
You Need a Pressure Cooker, and Today's a Great Day To Get One
If you don’t own a pressure cooker , today’s a great day to fix that. Amazon’s knocked the highly-rated Instant Pot IP-DUO50 all the way down to low $93, the best price Amazon’s ever listed.
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The Animaniacs are out of the water tower again and on NetflixIn...
The Animaniacs are out of the water tower again and on Netflix
In what was either an oversight or an early April Fools’ joke, Netflix forgot to mention that its April lineup included the Warner Brothers and their Warner Sister, Dot. But thanks to Daily Campus, we now know that Animaniacs is streaming in its entirety. (To be fair, maybe Netflix was probably just really excited about getting the word out for new episodes of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.) The animated series ran for five seasons (split between Fox Kids and The WB), racking up 99 episodes in total. ’90s kids, who are already having a great year, will undoubtedly be delighted to check in once more with Wakko, Yakko, the aforementioned Dot, and the Godpigeon, as well as Pinky and the Brain (who had their own spinoff).
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The Boys coming to Cinemax
CoreyThis is one of my favorite comics ever. Really really raw. Don't know if they could even do most of the stuff they did in it on Cinemax.
Deadline is reporting that Garth Ennis’ “The Boys” is coming to Cinemax.
Copies of The Boys #1 started selling off quickly following the announcement. Recent sales following the announcement have the book going for $30-$45.
The rest of the books in the series are fairly cheap. This has long been a fan favorite book, and may be somewhat difficult to find in the wild.
From Deadline:
After bringing Garth Ennis’ Preacher to the screen with the upcoming AMC series, Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg and Neal Moritz are tackling another dark and violent comic book by Ennis on cable television. Cinemax has put in development The Boys, from the Preacher team of Rogen and Goldberg’s Point Grey, Moritz’s Original Film and Sony TV.
Developed by Rogen, Goldberg and Supernatural creator Eric Kripke, and to be written by Kripke based on the graphic novel written by Ennis and illustrated by Darick Robertson, the series is set in a time where most of the superheroes are corrupted by their celebrity status and often engage in reckless behavior, compromising the safety of the world. It centers on a CIA squad, known informally as “the boys,” whose job is to keep watch on the proliferation of superheroes and, if necessary, eliminate some of them. Rogen and Goldberg, who helmed the Preacher pilot, are set to direct.
Wye Oak covers Pat Benatar’s “We Belong”Wye Oak got in touch...
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Wye Oak covers Pat Benatar’s “We Belong”
Wye Oak got in touch with us literally the week of South By Southwest and said something to the effect of, “We want to cover Pat Benatar’s ‘We Belong’ and also announce a big tour, but we always do our covers with you guys. Would you like to film it in Austin in a couple of days?”
They were right, they always do their covers with us. So we rustled up a local film and sound crew in order to bring you this fantastic version—which is not, it should be noted, part of this year’s regular Undercover series. (That will debut sometime in May; consider this a pre-season treat.)
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Flying Chainsaw
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What could possibly go wrong?
Those crazy Finns! These farmers put a remote-control chainsaw on a heavy-duty drone to create the most terrifying weapon ever conceived. The kind of thing that chases you in your worst nightmares. What could possibly go wrong?
What can defeat the mighty remote-control flying chainsaw? The end illustrates our best defense against such a weapon. Sure, this is more cinema magic than real danger, but anyone clever enough to fake this is probably smart enough to make this (for real) if they were so inclined. -via Digg
Amazing 3d Anamorphic Sculpture Turns into 2 Different Anime Characters
(Photos: @aqua_rondo)
New seasons of the anime series Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney and Detective Conan have begun. To promote them, an artist in Japan created this amazing anamorphic wire sculpture. From this direction, it looks like Phoenix Wright . . .
. . . and from this angle, it looks like Conan Edogawa.
Here's a video showing the shift:
ちょっと、これ凄いよ!!
— ゆま (@aqua_rondo) March 26, 2016
撮影許可あり pic.twitter.com/0H6K2cOyaY
-via Rocket News 24
Save Almost-Expired Milk From The Trash by Making Milk Jam
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Southwest Rapid Rewards Members Can Earn Points By Using Lyft for the First Time
There is No Princess
CoreyYes.
“There is No Princess” by Mike Handy There is no princess. Only Zuul. A mashup of Super Mario Bros and Ghostbusters Related Items Yoshzilla Super Marshmallow Bros. Super Buster Bros Bill’s Mansion Who You Gonna Kill?
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