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26 Sep 17:16

Cheetah Cub Sister Duo at San Diego Zoo

by Lisa Marcus

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These two cheetah cub sisters, born on September 1, are being hand raised by the staff at San Diego Zoo Safari Park, because their mother was unsuccessful in raising her two previous litters. Eileen Neff, lead keeper of the cubs said,

"Every baby's different, but these cheetahs really seem to be developing quickly in our eyes. They are great eaters and they started playing when they were just three or four days old. They could barely walk at that time, so it was pretty interesting seeing them tumbling around with each other."

Like all animal ambassador cheetahs at the San Diego Zoo, these cubs will be paired with domestic dogs as companions, which keeps them calm and well socialized. Read more about the San Diego Zoo's cheetahs here. Via Zooborns.  

24 Sep 17:05

urban fairytales on trippy paintings by Liu Guangguang

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urban fairytales on trippy paintings by Liu Guangguang

24 Sep 17:03

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24 Sep 16:22

The most Lena-Dunham sex scenes from Lena Dunham’s new book

"Not That Kind of Girl" naturally features some of the most awkward sex imaginable--each wrapped in a life lesson






24 Sep 15:45

Everything We Know About True Detective Season 2

by Sean Fitz-Gerald
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On the heels of some overdue casting news, True Detective's season two is finally starting to take shape. HBO this week confirmed two of the show's biggest roles (Colin Farrell and Vince Vaughn, who really might be pretty good), as well as an official logline that teases what sounds like a ... More »






24 Sep 15:33

Danny Elfman Reads A Nightmare Before Christmas At Disneyland

by Zeon Santos

Danny Elfman should be known first and foremost as the lead singer/co-creator of Oingo Boingo, but since Boingo has been sent to the Oldies section by millennials he's probably best known as the guy who created The Simpsons theme song.

He also composed the theme song for the 1989 Batman movie, and continued to work with friend Tim Burton by composing all the music for A Nightmare Before Christmas, in which Elfman also sings many songs as Jack Skellington.

(YouTube Link)

Danny made a special appearance outside of Disneyland's Haunted Mansion Holiday to honor this delightfully dark tale of holiday horror by reading an excerpt from Burton's original poem that started it all.

The video is a bit short, but it's pretty much just an ad for Danny Elfman's Music From The Films Of Tim Burton concert and Disneyland so of course they keep you wanting more!

-Via GeekTyrant

24 Sep 15:33

A kinder and gentler atheism? Puhleez.

by Jon Green

“When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.” — George Bernard Shaw

On Saturday, atheist writer Steve Neumann published an article in Salon titled, “Cut it out, atheists! Why it’s time to stop behaving like Bill Maher and Richard Dawkins.”

In the post, he argues that we atheists are too mean because Bill Maher called religion a neurological disorder, and Richard Dawkins wants his followers to make fun of rank-and-file religious people.

Neumann also claimed that atheists essentialize Christians when we criticize their leaders and prominent spokespeople for saying racist, sexist, homophobic, anti-scientific or otherwise idiotic things. Instead, we should launch a viral campaign — the Atheist Positivity Challenge, as Neumann calls it — where we go dark on the Internet, announcing to all of our friends that we’re taking a month off from ridiculing religious nonsense. As he argues: if we turn the other cheek, atheism’s standing in the court of public opinion will improve.

Having recently levied a criticism in line with the ones he seems to be indicting, I feel entitled to a response.

For starters, yes, calling religion a neurological disorder isn’t fair. There’s a plausible case to be made that religion gave humans an early adaptive advantage, which would seem to make it, at the very least, the social organizational equivalent of the appendix: a prior necessity that has stubbornly stuck around beyond its use.

Then again, citing Bill Maher as an intellectual spokesperson for atheism at-large isn’t fair, either (see, I can play that game, too).

More importantly, it is entirely possible and absolutely necessary to call out instances of religious idiocy for what they are; always with vigor and often with humor. And I’d like to think that most of us are able to do so without insulting every single person who subscribes to a particular faith.

When I write an article responding to Pascal-Emmanuel Gobry’s monumentally glossy revision of Christianity’s history on sexual regulations, I will absolutely pepper my writing with a few religious sexual references, and I can do so while limiting my criticism to Gobry’s thesis, avoiding expanding it to every single Christian who reads the post. The innuendo helps drive home the point: Gobry has no idea what he’s talking about when he claims that Christianity’s teachings on sexuality have been clear, consistent and immutable for the last two thousand years, and will continue on into the future as such.

And, sure, for selfish reasons, it also made the article more fun to write. If we can’t laugh about the absurd, what is there to laugh about?

However, I do agree with Neumann to the extent that if criticism of this nature is going to be successful it will come in the form of a scalpel as opposed to a stick of dynamite. “None of the above” may the fastest growing religious affiliation in the United States, but it’s still very much a minority. This means that even the most outspoken liberal atheists have a predominantly religious audience. If we weren’t able to hold the assertion that Mike Huckabee is a buffoon level with the belief that tons of other Christians aren’t, we wouldn’t make it very far as writers.

That may mean we need to go out of our way to include #NotAllChristians at the end of our tweets, but that absolutely doesn’t mean we need to keep our mouths shut when Mike Huckabee says something ludicrously stupid in the name of God. I think the reader is perfectly capable of understanding that we’re making fun of Mike Huckabee and not them (unless Mike Huckabee is reading this, in which case I absolutely am talking about you, and you are a buffoon).

And especially when we consider the fact that Mike Huckabee and people like him are, in no uncertain terms, trying to have these ludicrously stupid statements embodied in public policy, it is not only acceptable but advisable to take those statements — and anyone who engages in similar advocacy based on them — down a peg.

Neumann seems to think that the reason atheism doesn’t poll well is because we don’t play nice on the Internet playground. As if atheism was viewed warmly before it was socially acceptable to, you know, be an atheist in public. Or as if the religious are viewed favorably because they are uniformly amicable on the web — to say nothing of real life. I guess Neumann and I will simply have to disagree over whether atheism is unpopular because we’re too glib or because many in the ranks of the religious think we have no conception of morality, trusting us about as much as they trust rapists.

Either way, the scrutiny and appropriate criticism of ideas is crucial for social progress. Claims need to be evaluated, and claims that are patently absurd need not be accepted. Tolerated, sure; I don’t want to live in a world in which Texas Congressman Joe Barton is prohibited from saying that “wind is God’s way of balancing heat,” but I do want to live in a world in which a statement like that allows me to publicly disqualify him from elected office. And moving such statements from the category of “controversial” to the category of “laughable” is one of the best ways to do that.

It’s that difference between tolerance and acceptance that drives the need for all claims to be open to being made fun of (even my own, as I’ve learned the hard way in the comments section). Respecting the fact that others hold beliefs that differ from yours doesn’t mean that you have to accept the beliefs themselves, nor does it mean that you should pipe down just because someone else might feel that twinge we all get in our stomachs when we feel that someone may have just made a good point against our own. Especially if you can make them laugh while doing it:

So, no, I will not be participating in the Atheist Positivity Challenge. I reject the premise entirely: One need not be silent to be positive. I will continue to speak up when I hear people make claims that would be otherwise unacceptable in ordinary conversation, save for the fact that they are couched in religious dogma. I will make every attempt to do so without catching any well-intentioned, agreeable believers who don’t sign on to those claims in the crossfire, and I’ll also tuck my shirt in and take religious writers who have well-thought, serious points to make seriously.

But asserting one’s invisibility is no way to earn respect. Asserting one’s ability to weigh evidence against interest is.

23 Sep 18:04

John Oliver exposes Miss America Pageant scholarship debacle (video)

by John Aravosis

John Oliver weighed in on the Miss America Pageant, which took place last week. Apparently, the pageant claims to provide $45 million per year in scholarships for women. Oliver dug up the tax forms, and it’s more like $482,000 per year.

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He’s got some great clips. They actually asked the women last week to solve the ISIS problem. Another was asked about the Gitmo hostage exchange.

Also, Oliver really zings the pageant badly by going and checking out their tax records. While Miss America claims to give $45 million in scholarships a year, he found out that it’s more like $482,000. About $44.5 million short.

Oliver then went and attempted to get the tax filings of every Miss America pageant in every single state. The numbers didn’t add up.

It turns out that they tally the scholarships that individual pageant contestants have been offered by schools around the country. For example, Miss Pennsylvania is offered a choice of four scholarships, but Miss America tallied all four together, even though the winner will really only take one.

old-miss-americaAnother “scholarship,” $2.5m to a school in Alabama, is really only a $54,000 scholarship that Miss America then multiplied by the number of pageant contestants, 48, since they could all theoretically attend the university if they all wanted to. In fact, no one accepted a scholarship from that school that year.

I’m really blown away that Oliver did this. Wow.

23 Sep 18:03

Lady Gaga and Tony Bennett meet 'Cheek to Cheek'

by Howard Reich
Can a 28-year-old pop star and an 88-year-old jazz singer make beautiful music together?
23 Sep 18:02

Azealia Banks' New Song Just Wants to Shake It Off

by Julianne Escobedo Shepherd

Azealia Banks' New Song Just Wants to Shake It Off

People usually associate Harlem-bred rapper Azealia Banks with incisive lyricism and battle-honed lyrics, but there's so much else going on there.

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23 Sep 17:59

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23 Sep 15:41

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22 Sep 20:07

How a Black TV Reporter in Alaska Quit Her Job While On-Air: "Fuck it. I quit.”

by Charles Mudede

Her name is Charlo Greene. Last night, she revealed on live TV that she is the owner of the Alaska Cannabis Club, an organization that provides links between medical marijuana cardholders and regular pot consumers. She is fighting for the legalization of the drug in her state. She thinks it's unfair that its common users and dealers are criminalized.

After the revelation, she stated: "As for this job, not that I have a choice, but… fuck it. I quit.” She then walked out of the fiction of the newsroom and into where she will remain forever—our reality behind the camera in the studio.


What is a fascinating in all this is the state of suspension the anchorperson is thrown into. She looks down several times as if the very ground beneath her feet has completely disappeared. In this sudden void, she struggles to find a connection, a way out. No amount of training prepared her for the moment she finds herself in. It's never supposed to happen. When finally she grasps what appears to be the strong rope of the following story, it does not pull her to safety, but she instead pulls the story (about some CEO) into the void. All is lost. There is no going back to the illusion of stability. The best thing to do at this point is just pull the plug on the whole business and go black. Race will have to make an appearance here. Even in Alaska, a very white state, black people are causing problems.

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22 Sep 20:01

You Win, Buddy

by Brinke

With those eyes, THAT look? We’ll go anywhere, do anything, or give you whatever you want. Guaranteed.

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From @CuteEmergency.


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22 Sep 18:48

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22 Sep 18:42

Rabbis Find Talk of Israel and Gaza a Sure Way to Draw Congregants’ Wrath

by By LAURIE GOODSTEIN
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Israel’s occupation of Arab lands and its standoff with the Palestinians have become so divisive that many rabbis say it is impossible to have a civil conversation about Israel in their synagogues.
22 Sep 18:13

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20 Sep 01:42

Moschino's Spring Collection: An Entire Barbie Dream-Wardrobe

by Callie Beusman

Moschino's Spring Collection: An Entire Barbie Dream-Wardrobe

Jeremy Scott has managed to top last season's McDonald's/Spongebob-themed collection with an even more lurid, fun and recognizable influence: Barbie. And that's it. Just Barbie.

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16 Sep 16:27

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15 Sep 21:39

DETHJUNKIE*

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12 Sep 18:16

Watch Billy Eichner and David Letterman play “Celebrity Child or Kentucky Derby Winner”

"I just like being yelled at!"






11 Sep 22:03

9/11 Doesn't Want to Always Be Your Excuse

by Rude One
9/11 was sitting in her apartment in the early evening yesterday when there was a knock on the door. Just home from a day at the office, she had only five minutes ago taken off her shoes and was getting ready for a long evening finally catching up on Orange Is the New Black and downing leftover Chinese food and drinking a decent Pinot. She sighed and went to the door. When she looked through the peephole, her heart sunk. Men in suits. They had come to get her, she knew.

She thought about running, but 9/11 knew there was nowhere she could go. They always found her. She had hoped against hope that, despite all the phone calls she ignored, they would leave her be this time. But no, no. They knocked again. "C'mon, 9/11, we know you're there," said the nice one. There was always a nice one. This would inevitably be followed by the mean one.

"You whore bitch, get your ass out here," he said, the mean one. "Your president needs you."

She opened the door and said, "Let me get my shoes," thinking she'd be treated as well as she had always been by this president, usually the kind lover. Before she could turn, there was a bag over her head and a needle in her arm. She blacked out quickly.

When 9/11 awoke, she had had her clothes changed. She was wearing a thong and tassels, high heels and a green crown. Someone shoved a fake torch in her hand and pushed her into the hallway. There 9/11 was standing in front of the cameras with the president speaking. "We can’t erase every trace of evil from the world, and small groups of killers have the capacity to do great harm," the president said. "That was the case before 9/11, and that remains true today. And that’s why we must remain vigilant as threats emerge."

The president nodded at her. She knew the routine. She started dancing, slowly gyrating, shaking her ass, thrusting out her twat, spinning the tassels on her tits, drunkenly wobbling from the drugs they had injected in her. A tear streaked down 9/11's heavily rouged cheek. She had thought it would be different now. She had believed, sincerely believed, that things had changed.

But here was this president announcing bombing in Iraq, destroying terrorists, taking the battle wherever he wanted, and using her as his excuse. 9/11 felt the torch start to buzz. She looked offstage and the two men gesture that she should use it. One of them was already hard. "Tomorrow marks 13 years since our country was attacked," the president said and that was her cue to start using the vibrator. She sat on the floor next to the president and spread her legs. She pulled the thong aside, and 9/11 fucked herself with Liberty's torch.

She woke up this morning in her bed, her clothes messily put back on her, pussy aching from how long she rode the torch. She saw images of herself, grotesquely splayed out, fingering her nipples. Everyone on the news was analyzing how much she was a part of the new strategy, the new war that wasn't a war, how well she had performed for the nation. "Used, used, used," she thought. She popped a couple of Adderall and turned the channel, watching the reading of names.

9/11 wishes this was all she was: a symbol of mourning, of loss. That would be so easy. She could comfort the weeping, embrace the loved ones. Instead, she has been returned to whoredom, the mistress of those who are impotent before the tide of violence they created. They blame 9/11, but it's always easy to blame the slut. It's always easy to find people who think the slut deserves it.
10 Sep 20:26

Watch Jeff Goldblum Sing a Special Version of the Jurassic Park Theme

by Kelly Faircloth

Jeff Goldblum continues to live the very chillest of lives : Yesterday he stopped by Late Night and treated Seth Meyers and audience to a special version of the Jurassic Park theme. Sample lyrics: "I'm so scared that I'll be eaten." He proceeded to lead a sing-along.

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10 Sep 16:29

The problem with the Kennedy Center Honors

by Alex Ross

A Cultural Comment at the New Yorker website.

05 Sep 16:09

Lily Tomlin To Get Kennedy Center Honor

by Joe Jervis
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Out comedienne Lily Tomlin is among the 2014 recipients of the Kennedy Center Honors.
The John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts today announced the selection of the five individuals who will receive the 2014 Kennedy Center Honors. Recipients to be honored at the 37th annual national celebration of the arts are: singer Al Green, actor and filmmaker Tom Hanks, ballerina Patricia McBride, singer-songwriter Sting, and comedienne Lily Tomlin. "The Kennedy Center celebrates five extraordinary individuals who have spent their lives elevating the cultural vibrancy of our nation and the world," stated Kennedy Center Chairman David M. Rubenstein. "Al Green's iconic voice stirs our souls in a style that is all his own; Tom Hanks has a versatility that ranks him among the greatest actors of any generation; one of the world's greatest ballerinas, Patricia McBride continues to carry forward her legacy for future generations; Sting's unique voice and memorable songwriting have entertained audiences for decades; and from the days of her early television and theatrical appearances, Lily Tomlin has made us laugh and continues to amaze us with her acting talent and quick wit."
The gala takes place on December 7th and will air on CBS on December 30th. (Tipped by JMG reader Brooks)
05 Sep 15:30

iamamiwhoami - blue blue  out today on To whom it may concern

by simoniddol


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26 Aug 16:01

The Last Speaker of Her Language

by Chris Higgins

Marie Wilcox is a member of the Wukchumni tribe, and she is the last fluent speaker of her tribe's language. She spent seven years creating a Wukchumni dictionary, in an attempt to preserve the language for future speakers and future study. Today, around 200 Wukchumni remain, and the language is considered "critically endangered" by UNESCO, meaning it is likely to die out. Here is the story of one woman working to preserve the linguistic legacy of her people.

You can read more from the New York Times (warning: video auto-plays).>

25 Aug 16:31

Early start on Halloween costume? Lyric Opera holds sale

by Dan Hinkel, Tribune reporter
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If you're planning to dress as a character from the 19th-century Austrian operetta "Die Fledermaus" for Halloween and you've found the inventory at local costume shops unsatisfactory, you may be interested in an upcoming costume sale.

If you're planning to dress as a character from the 19th-century Austrian operetta "Die Fledermaus" for Halloween and you've found the inventory at local costume shops unsatisfactory, you may be interested in an upcoming costume sale.
22 Aug 21:57

This Puppy Pool Party Is Cooler Than Your Pool Party: VIDEO

by Christian Walters

Puppy Pool Party

A swimming pool for dogs because why shouldn't there be? The video of mostly labs and retrievers playing and swimming after toys is wholly adorable, due in no small part to the fact that smell-o-vision isn't a thing.

Rather than dwell on such a thought, or the poor soul who has to clean the filter afterward, enjoy the video of pure canine joy AFTER THE JUMP...

21 Aug 16:39

Aphex Twin // Syro  the new Aphex Twin album will be out on...

by simoniddol


Aphex Twin // Syro 

the new Aphex Twin album will be out on September 23rd via Warp Records, do we have to say moarrr?