INTENSE SPOILERS FOR LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE OF GAME OF THRONES. SERIOUSLY, QUIT READING RIGHT THIS INSTANT IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED IT.
Last night, the Game of Thrones TV show got to the most memorable — and horrible — point in the books, affectionately termed the "Red Wedding." It's a twist that has traumatized readers since 2000, when A Storm of Swords was first published, and the TV version has clearly had the same effect: immediately after the episode aired, Twitter exploded with anguish, rage, sorrow, horror, and comedy. Here are the best, funniest, angriest, and most insane tweets that last night's Game of Thrones inspired. (For more hilarity make sure to check out @RedWeddingTears and the comments in HBO's Game of Thrones' Facebook page.)
@karma_thief I'm "royally" pissed off! Bye bye Starks :-(
— A. Keough (@unemployed_mass) June 3, 2013
RT if you're in an emotionally abusive relationship with Game of Thrones
— John DeVore (@JohnDeVore) June 3, 2013
I need a hug. I have never been so traumatized by a television show. #gameofthrones
— Bon Alimagno (@karma_thief) June 3, 2013
Game of Thrones just made me cry. I'm pretty sure a little part of me just died..I can't comprehend what I just saw. I feel sick.
— Austin Chesshire (@AustinCFilms) June 3, 2013
Folks watching #gameofthrones who didn't read the books: remember when your really nerdy friend was super sad 13 years ago? This is why! :(
— Zachary D Smith (@drzachary) June 3, 2013
If George Martin was in Auburn right now I'd stab him in the heart.
— Alex Mastin (@mastinalex) June 3, 2013
Always hire union minstrels. #GameOfThrones
— Ken Plume (@KenPlume) June 3, 2013
If anyone needs me i'll be humming "rains of castamere" rocking back & forth in the fetal position for the foreseeable future #gameofthrones
— Katie Lucas (@KtLuWho) June 3, 2013
Somewhere, a corn syrup distributor just made a down payment on a boat. #gameofthrones
— Doug (@CaptainAnnoying) June 3, 2013
I'm fuckin heated right now james rr martin or whatever the fuck your name is your a sick man what's next joffrey wins the war god damn
— kurt (@VivaLa_Hendrix) June 3, 2013
Game of Thrones just collected every mic on the planet and dropped them.Good god.
— Mikey Neumann (@mikeyface) June 3, 2013
pastagod: public service announcement don’t watch game of thrones don’t do it man don’t tmblr.co/Zh7xIxmSs8l-
— ∞Kerry-Anne (@kehri_behri) June 3, 2013
I have given birth twice to 8 & 9 pound babies.Watching Robb Stark die hurt more than both times combined. #gameofthrones #redwedding
— Mrs. @eab2940 (@selfishlady) June 3, 2013
Did I just watch scenes from the sequel to Wedding Crashers? #gameofthrones
— Steven Amiri (@StevenAmiri) June 3, 2013
OH MY GOD GAME OF THRONES I DONT KNOW HOW I WILL EVER GET OVER THIS WHY GOD WHY WHY WHY WHY #GOT #GameOfThrones
— Krýtíques Lakífa (@femaleunicorn) June 3, 2013
CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT HOW IM SOBBING ABOUT GAME OF THRONES WHAT IS MY LIFE
— A$AP rakhee (@roxxiepoxxie) June 3, 2013
There are literally not enough cuss words in the English language. Jesus Christ, George RR Martin. #gameofthrones
— Bon Alimagno (@karma_thief) June 3, 2013
Game of Thrones can go fuck itself 20 times in the face with a fork. Done with this piece of shit.
— Melad (@DominoTheory_) June 3, 2013
My mom just busted in the bathroom WHILE I am taking a bubble bath to scream about game of thrones ........woman. you're nuts.
— E (@_AirRica) June 3, 2013
Does anybody have a paper towel? I watched new Game of Thrones and "in unrelated news" pissed myself
— The Frenemy Online (@The_Frenemy) June 3, 2013
I want to find George R. R. Martin and beat that fat fuck's ass after tonight's episode of Game of Thrones.
— Fomes Peccati (@Fomes_Peccati) June 3, 2013
Ladies: if your man watches Game Of Thrones, tonight will be the only time he'll cuddle with you and mean it sincerely
— CHANCE FISCHER (@Chance_Fischer) June 3, 2013
SOMEONE TAKE ME OUT OF THE OVEN BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH GAME OF THRONES
— Morgan ✌ (@morgaaaanb) June 3, 2013
I hope you all sang along to Smash Mouth's "All Star" played at the end of this episode of Game of Thrones
— Emma Bowers (@EmmaBowers) June 3, 2013
If something AWFUL...I mean WRETCHED..doesn't happen to a Lannister next week (NOT Tyrion)...I'm done with #gameofthrones.
— RICHELLE CAREY (@RichelleCarey) June 3, 2013
If you're watching game of thrones tonight and you haven't yet read the series... You know nothing of pain, sweet summer child.
— Kim (@KimD_Trinh) June 3, 2013
And that folks is why you always go DJ over wedding band #gameofthrones
— Chris Erickson (@EricksonCL) June 3, 2013
Tonight's "Game of Thrones" has ruined me. Spare yourself the agony. Watch a different show. I need a therapist.
— Rex Santus (@rexsantus) June 3, 2013
@gameofthrones Cancelling my @hbo subscription due to tonight's episode. #FuckYouVeryMuch
— Joe Saenz (@joey_monte16) June 3, 2013
#SpoilerAlert Think my stomach is still up in my throat. To non-book readers: welcome to the #gameofthrones despair and hopelessness club.
— Justin Scuiletti (@JSkl) June 3, 2013
I don't watch Game of Thrones but this "Red Wedding" that people are tweeting about tonight sounds very romantic!
— Adam Feldman (@FeldmanAdam) June 3, 2013
Out of all the Game of Thrones tweets, I think my favorites are the ones from friends I know don't have health insurance.
— Shawn Adler(@Lethrup) June 3, 2013
Dear Game of Thrones...Slit my wrists or pills? Which is faster?
— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) June 3, 2013
Somewhere, there's a couple all of a sudden reconsidering their Game of Thrones-themed wedding.
— Caitlin Kelly (@atotalmonet) June 3, 2013
The best way to read/watch Game of Thrones is to hate every character. That way the constant mass murder doesn't get you down.
— David M. Johnson (@davidmichael10) June 3, 2013
OK now that Game of Thrones is over, I haven't seen my cat in 6 hours. I'm worried. :-(
— Ticktock6 (@ticktock6) June 3, 2013
Protip: despite what #gameofthrones might lead one to believe, fetal stabbings are a LOUSY wedding gift. Stick to the registry.
— jaypeecee (@jaypeecee) June 3, 2013
FUCK YOU GAME OF THRONES IM CRYING SO HARD IM NOT MOVING EVER AGAIN I'LL AVENGE THE STARK FAMILY MYSELF GODDAMMIT #GameofThrones
— Brie Medina (@BrieMedina) June 3, 2013
Game of Thrones has killed off more well-developed characters than exist in most other TV shows.
— Jason Kramer (@jasonakramer) June 3, 2013
Remember that comet that just flew past the Earth? Game Of Thrones justdid an episode that amounts to it smashing right into our planet.
— The Robotard 8000 (@TheRobotard8000) June 3, 2013
Game of Thrones characters are like school work. You spend all your time learning & remembering them, and after a few weeks, it won't matter
— Charlie Koutsogiane (@Kootseeahknee) June 3, 2013
I LOVE THIS SHOW AND I LOVE THE BOOKS BUT I HATE THEM AT THIS MOMENT AND I WANT TO BURN THEM AND PUKE ON THEIR ASHES. #GameOfThrones
— JON ROBB TYRION (@EvaKlarenbeek) June 3, 2013
On tonight's Game of Thrones, Tyrion plays with a basket of puppies. So cute you won't be able to stand it.
— Ydnar Naemerc (@exeromai) June 3, 2013
Thank you #gameofthrones for ruining my night. I am beyond mad and depressed. Like I want to go outside and burn something
— Doug Jenkins (@collegeking) June 3, 2013
Game of thrones fucking sucks fucking sucks fucking sucks fucking sucks fucking sucks fucking sucks fucking sucks fucking sucks
— Nick Negri (@BigBaby_Negri) June 3, 2013
That game of thrones episode was like that 1 guy you met at the bar, hit it off & had a 1 night stand with, but he never called you back.
— Jessie Robertson (@jessrrobertson) June 3, 2013
After this Game of Thrones episode. I'm not sure life is worth living. Or at least not worth going to work at all this week.
— Yung DuRag Dynasty (@Mikethe1st) June 3, 2013
Every time I begin to think I'm starting to understanding what's going on in Game of Thrones I realize I'm totally wrong
— Mario Gazzola (@mario_gazzola) June 3, 2013
Wow. I'm just really sad about being alive after that Game of Thrones. Just really, really sad.
— Eric Brown (@ericbrownzzz) June 3, 2013
There is no greater power in Westeros than House Whataburger. #GameofThrones
— Whataburger® (@Whataburger) June 3, 2013
If only Admiral Ackbar had been in tonight's Game of Thrones... youtube.com/watch?v=PLVjt4…
— Ben C.W. Johnson (@johnsonbcw) June 3, 2013
Game of Thrones should be renamed "Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"
— davidviola (@davidviola) June 3, 2013
I just watched Game of Thrones and I wish I had made a vine of me SCREAMING AND SOBBING LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK EVERYTHING
— ǝop ǝʌıssǝsqo-ɹǝʌo (@pelicanpoems) June 3, 2013
Watching people react to the new Game of Thrones episode is like seeing other people see goatse.cx for the first time.
— Josh Millard (@joshmillard) June 3, 2013
Hello everyone who is just arriving at the Game of Thrones despair meeting. We've all been waiting for you.
— Dan Stefanidis (@elbasunu) June 3, 2013
tonight's episode of #gameofthrones was a barrel of laughs and by that i mean i wish i was dead
— Spencer Stevens (@suddenlyspencer) June 3, 2013
A big huge eff you to the Game of Thrones author. Thanks. Thanks, jerk. I hate you. YOU ARE THE WORST!!! The worst!!!
— Ena (@e__music) June 3, 2013
"Fake throats are on sale, D.B., any way we can use a bunch of them in one Game of Thrones episode?" David Benioff to D.B. Weiss a month ago
— Erik Tanouye (@toyns) June 3, 2013
BREAKING NEWS: GAME OF THRONES EPISODE FORCES PLANE TO MAKE EMERGENCY LANDING. amymarie97.tumblr.com/post/520272654… @gameofowns
— Amy Marie (@Amy_Marie97) June 3, 2013
My mom is watching game of thrones has been yelling no at the tv for 5 minutes
— dylans dad (@Randrew_Rowman) June 3, 2013
Game of Thrones. How.Why. I have never screamed and cried so loudly at fiction. I hate you forever and always.
— Trelawny Davis (@TrelawnySara) June 3, 2013
YOU CAN'T JUST WRITE A BOOK AND NOT CARE ABOUT YOUR CHARACTERS. YOU.JUST.CAN'T.DO.THAT.ITS.NOT.FAIR.TO.THE.AUDIENCE.HAVE.A.HEART.
— Trelawny Davis (@TrelawnySara) June 3, 2013
FUCK. GAME OF THRONES. FUCK THE BITCHASS NIGGA THAT WROTE THE BOOK. FUCK THE STUPID ASS ACTORS THAT ACT THAT SHIT
— Penguin Princess (@PinguinoBesos) June 3, 2013
I literally want to die. Game of Thrones just ripped my heart out and pissed on it.
— Anthony M. DiCosimo™ (@AnthonyDiCosimo) June 3, 2013
You know why the end credits had no music? The sound of your sobbing and sniffling is the music. #gameofthrones
— Nur(@nurberxo) June 3, 2013
Officially done with @gameofthrones used to love it, now it's just trash IMO.No offense to those that like it. Now I TLDR the rest.
— Tobias Sherman (@eMG_Tumba) June 3, 2013
I think George R.R. Martin, the writer of Game Of Thrones, must have been a really devoted, terrible and unlucky "Dungeons & Dragons" player
— Ben Rispin (@BenjaminRispin) June 3, 2013
*jumps off the highest point in King's landing* FUCK THE LANNISTERS. FUCK ROOSE BOLTON. FUCK EVERYONE ON THIS GOT DAMN SHOW
— Terence Johnson (@LeNoirAuteur) June 3, 2013
Just finished my temper tantrum after watching @gameofthrones. I now understand the urge to #riot in the middle ofthe street.
— Benjamin Adams (@adamsbene) June 3, 2013
An hour later, still pretty sure I've been in car accidents less dramatic than #GameOfThrones.
— Flick (@FlickFM) June 3, 2013
If you want to make the 7 Gods of the Game of Thrones laugh, tell them your hopes and dreams for your favorite characters.
— ArtForStrangers (@ArtForStrangers) June 3, 2013
I don't know if I should rewatch #gameofthrones or just go to bed & try to live again tomorrow
— alovedlife (@alovedlife) June 3, 2013
Outraged by tonight's Game of Thrones? Welcome to EVERY Thanksgiving for turkeys. Gobble gobble! #gameofturkeys
— FU Turkeys (@futurkeys) June 3, 2013
GAME OF THRONES SPOILER ALERT!- I can't believe the Hound was eating a pigs foot. Am I right? #gross
— Mark Brooks (@MarkBrooksArt) June 3, 2013
Game of Thrones. Wow. I am NEVER going to a wedding ever again.
— Jay Busbee (@jaybusbee) June 3, 2013
Right now there's a woman in New Orleans angrily setting fire to her iron throne replica & Daenerys Targaeryen costume. #gameofthrones
— Auguste™ (@augustePDX) June 3, 2013
I hate Walder Frey and that Bolton fuck more than I've hated any nonfictional thing in my entire life.
— Calib Kweli (@CalebRELee) June 3, 2013
"I hate #GameofThrones, those Fries need to die," FRIES MOM?! FRIES?! She took the RW really hard guys. She took a few shots of rum.
— Sarah Marie (@motelsonthemoon) June 3, 2013
That scene where Waldor Frey was naming all of his daughters and granddaughters was like a particularly odd Monty Pyton bit #gameofthrones
— Sean Lynch (@goldstar4robot) June 3, 2013
I AM FUCKING RIP SHIT. Game of thrones just fucked me so hard. Ill kill every single one of the frays and fuck lord Bolton. Rip rob
— Peter Scarpato (@scarpete21) June 3, 2013
Another feel-good episode of Game of Thrones. That show is like a warm, comforting blanket. It just makes me happy, you know? #GoT
— Sam Barsanti (@SamBarsanti) June 3, 2013
Was thinking of rewatching all of Game of Thrones after it ends next week But I'm not because I don't wanna see that damn episode ever again
— Emmett Dunn (@Gardenof_edunn) June 3, 2013
I just keep thinking, "Goddammit, Filch!! You're just pissed because you're a squib!!" #gameofthrones
— Angela Taylor (@g33kg0dd3ss) June 3, 2013
So...Game of Thrones is the most unpredictable show I've ever seen.
— Dresus (@Y2Dre) June 3, 2013
I AM NEVER ATTACHING MYSELF TO ANYONE FROM GAME OF THRONES CAUSD THEY JUST KILL THEM ANYWAYS
— ellanor cyrille . (@cyrilleantonio) June 3, 2013
i hope satan comes to walder frey and lord bolton while they're asleep and drag them to hell
— robb stark ಥ_ಥ (@imaginedragwens) June 3, 2013
I'm now emotionally eating thanks to #gameofthrones . Thanks for the lovehandles, George R.R. Martin. Now I know why you're overweight.
— Deena Safari (@deenasafari) June 3, 2013
Game of Thrones. I just can't.Like really can not. I. I mean. Words? None. I don't. I mean. What? How? What? #GameOfThrones
— Jim Redding (@jimredding) June 3, 2013
Jesus Christ #gameofthrones . I am literally sick to my stomach after that ughhhhh
— Guzman (@Mixhail) June 3, 2013
There is no such thing as having job security and also being a cast member on Game Of Thrones.
— Jenn Kaytin Robinson (@JennsDrunk) June 3, 2013
Thanks @gameofthrones for blowing my mind in the most merciless way possible. I won't sleep right for days.
— Sergeant Merrell (@SergeantMerrell) June 3, 2013
The writer of #GameOfThrones must have issues. That's how he killed Ned Stark & Robert Baratheon in Season 1
— αfricαn Bieber (@skilful_laykon) June 3, 2013
Jorah/Daario/Grey Worm is probably the best Mass Effect party ever #gameofthrones
— Scott Inman (@iamScottInman) June 3, 2013
look another social network where i'm complaining about game of thrones because i'm a WRECK
— mother egg (@coolyrboots) June 3, 2013
These last 10 minutes of Game of Thrones are going to absolutely decimate my existence.
— Sunny Jacob (@jacobjunior7) June 3, 2013
Wait, who is actually still alive on Game of Thrones. Jesus.
— Becky Soto (Morrow) (@bmorrow) June 3, 2013
NOBODY WATCH GAME OF THRONES ITS HORRIBLE AND IT WILL MAKE YOUR SOUL CRUSH INTO PIECES AND YOU'LL BE FOREVER CRYING
— Landscape (@jemapellekarin) June 3, 2013
Did the last @gameofthrones episode make anyone happy? Because you should be slapped.
— Lauren Bleszinski (@L337Lauren) June 3, 2013
GAME OF THRONES PLEASE SWIFTLY GO JUMP OFF THE NEAREST BRIDGE
— Cory (@TheMickeyMann) June 3, 2013
I see they finally revealed that Darth Vader is Luke's father on Game of Thrones.
— Dave Fetterman (@fetterdave) June 3, 2013
Idk who the fuck on HBO approved the actions of tonight's Game of Thrones but they better have a reason for it.
— Daniel Abro (@DanielAbro929) June 3, 2013
People seem real upset about Game of Thrones. But I can relate to sadness. Halloween '02 I opened my starbursts package, and bam. 2 yellows.
— lilcarpskiier3 (@JacksonCarp) June 3, 2013
Joffrey is somehow my 2nd most hated person in game of thrones. Anyone that watches knows its astronomically hard to be hated more than him
— Jeff Stachelek (@ActionCuse) June 3, 2013
By Dothraki standards, I would consider this wedding a very entertaining affair #gameofthrones
— Micheál Keane (@aexia) June 3, 2013
#gameofthrones if the lannisters don't die next week I'm done with this show... @oblessa @cuffestuff
— candicesuccess (@candicesuccess) June 3, 2013
Just able to form a coherent thought since #gameofthrones went off. I'm really a changed person.
— Nigeria Jones (@ThaMgmt) June 3, 2013
Sat in complete silence and darkness after tonight's Game of Thrones on my couch with @nattyicewalsh yelling "they're dead". Still not ok.
— Molly Hallinan (@mollyhal) June 3, 2013
Twitter today has just basically been people announcing they’re about to watch game of thrones followed by an hour’s silence then a meltdown
— Amanda Rainey (@vodkandlime) June 3, 2013
sometimes I hate TV writers and their fucking god complexes! you can't just fuck with my emotions like that! Fuck YOU HBO and D.B Weiss
— Tania Cheema (@T_isforTalent) June 3, 2013
If you get invited to a Game of Thrones-themed wedding this summer, don't go.
— Mark Campbell (@MrWordsWorth) June 3, 2013
Nothing is okay and nothing will ever be okay and the world is cruel and I'm never investing feelings in anything again #GameofThrones
— Liam Dryden (@LiamDrydenEtc) June 3, 2013
Why doesn't George R.R. Martin use twitter? Because he killed all 140 characters. #gameofthrones
— Carlos Adrianzen (@ingloriousClos) June 3, 2013
What I just witnessed on #gameofthrones hurts more than when my parents got divorced. My therapist and I have a whole new set of issues.
— Joshua Schottland (@bonelesswings) June 3, 2013
i am 5000% done with game of thrones oh my god watching this series was the worst decision of my life
— エリンギ (@Ayanamii) June 3, 2013
Game of Thrones will really surprise people next year when in the ninth episodes they kill off actual viewers. #got
— Matt Fowler (@TheMattFowler) June 3, 2013
Game of Thrones: a show for those who can't deal with the sunny optimism of The Walking Dead.
— John Hayward (@Doc_0) June 3, 2013
"I used to be King in the North, then I took an arrow to the everything" #gameofthrones
— The Red Plebeian (@RedPleb) June 3, 2013
Game of thrones being a popular tv show is weird because its like the whole country is reading the books very slowly while on drugs.
— Sarah Belknap (@mary_menville) June 3, 2013
Next week on Game of Thrones, Joffrey takes a hammer to a sack of kittens, eats a lovely, yummy cake.
— Jennifer Keating (@jm_keating) June 3, 2013
Filch was pretty mad at those students for sneaking out of Gryffindor tower last night, eh? #GoT #gameofthrones @redweddingtears
— pfallerj (@pfallerj) June 3, 2013