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18 Apr 16:03

21.10 - Arctica's worst fears have come true

This week on Lost Terminal: Meg calls, Rome has a good day, and Maddie gets an upgrade.
Lost Terminal will return for the season 22 premiere, on 3rd June - see you then!

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17 Apr 16:42

It’s just weird, that’s all. Maybe it’s just us?

mst3kgifs:

It’s just weird, that’s all. Maybe it’s just us?

17 Apr 16:41

mst3kgifs: I have almost no respect for pumas now. I now know...



mst3kgifs:

I have almost no respect for pumas now. I now know that if I ever run into a puma, I can just push it the hell over.

17 Apr 16:41

mst3kgifs:The stories I could tell of frenzied bachelor parties,...









mst3kgifs:

The stories I could tell of frenzied bachelor parties, exotic dancers jumping out of cakes. Sounds exciting? Sure, but around midnight, there you are frustrated and disappointed with a fake cake you can’t eat and a dancer named Candy who has to leave to drive her babysitter home.

17 Apr 16:40

White House Doctor: ‘The President Has Very Strong Nipples’

by The Onion Staff
17 Apr 16:40

Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas

by The Onion Staff
17 Apr 16:40

Sure, Nation Won’t Say No To Another Reason To Hate Katy Perry

by The Onion Staff
17 Apr 16:34

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Forbidden

by Zach Weinersmith


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16 Apr 17:54

Cooler weather coming this weekend, and taking a closer look at the Ironman Texas forecast

by Eric Berger

In brief: In today’s post we dive into the weekend forecast, taking an especially close look at conditions for the Ironman event on Saturday in The Woodlands. Sunday turns cooler, with a couple days of spring-like temperatures before another warming trend.

Ironman Texas outlook

We’ve had a lot of questions about the weather for the Ironman triathlon in The Woodlands on Saturday, and here’s what I can tell you. Temperatures at sunrise will be about 70 degrees, rising to the low- to mid-80s during the afternoon hours. Dewpoints will be around 70 degrees through most or all of the daytime hours, so it will feel plenty humid outside. Skies should be mostly cloudy to completely cloudy. There will be a slight chance of light showers through the early afternoon.

Relative humidity at the start of the Ironman triathlon will be 90 percent, or higher. (Weather Bell)

Sometime around 4 to 8 pm a front will approach from the northwest, bringing noticeably less humid air and cooler temperatures. At any time beginning during the mid- to late afternoon, until the wee hours on Sunday morning, there will be a healthy chance of showers and possibly thunderstorms in the vicinity of The Woodlands. This is not guaranteed, but non-severe thunderstorms will be distinctly possibly on Saturday evening. For those who don’t know, a triathlon comprises a 2.4-mile swim, a 112-mile bicycle ride and a marathon. Good luck, everyone!

Thursday

With partly sunny skies our temperatures today are likely to be the warmest of the week, with much of the area away from the coast reaching the upper 80s. A few inland locations may even approach 90 degrees. Winds will be from the south at about 10 to 15 mph, with higher gusts during the afternoon. Lows tonight will only fall to around 70 degrees.

Friday

Another warm day, but with a few more clouds our high temperatures may top out in the mid- to upper-80s. It will still be very humid, with gusty southerly winds during the afternoon. Rain chances remain near zero.

Saturday

As noted in the Ironman section above, this will be another warm and humid day, but with cloudy skies likely limiting highs to the mid-80s. There may be a few, very light showers during the daytime. Shower chances pick up during the late afternoon, and especially Saturday night as a front moves through. I think most areas north of I-10 will see 0.5 to 1.5 inches of rain, with areas along and south of the freeway, closer to the coast, are more likely to get 0.25 to 0.75 inches of rain. Most of these rains are likely to come after sunset on Saturday and before sunrise on Sunday. At this time I do not expect any of these showers or thunderstorms to be severe. Lows on Saturday night should drop into the upper 50s for most locations away from the coast.

Lows on Sunday morning will be quite pleasant. (Weather Bell)

Sunday

This should be a partly to mostly cloudy day, with highs in the lower 70s. Some showers may linger near the coast on Sunday morning, but drier air will be steadily moving in from the north. Lows on Sunday night will drop into the mid- to upper-50s.

Next week

Monday will be another cool day, likely with highs in the low 70s. A chance of showers returns later on Monday with a passing disturbance, and this will persist into Tuesday. (If you’re headed to the Bruno Mars show on Tuesday, this is something to watch for. Speaking of which, it’s at RELIANT Stadium. Is anyone else happy with the reversion of the name?) With the resumption of the onshore flow on Monday we’ll see a warming trend back into the mid-80s next week.

16 Apr 17:50

how to say “sorry, but I really have to pee, again” in a professional way

by Ask a Manager

A reader writes:

I have a tendency to have frequent UTI’s. They’re easily treated and not dangerous, but they make my life annoying for 1-2 days before the meds kick in. I am not in pain but I might really, really need to visit the bathroom on a very short notice and very often, at worst every 15 minutes or so. At best, I’m fine an hour after I take the first pill. There’s no way to know beforehand which way it’ll go.

I’m looking for advice on dealing with the problems this causes in my work; healthwise, I am fine and am working with my doctor to prevent the UTI’s as much as possible. But it’s a feature my body has had for ~25 years, so “not having them” isn’t a super reliable plan on its own.

I have taken sick days for the symptoms, but it feels excessive because I’m completely fine as long as I can take a quick break when needed. I have also tried working from home, but that still doesn’t solve this problem because I manage multiple projects and frequently lead long meetings/workshops involving several departments and outside vendors. So I can’t exactly pop out without everyone noticing, and even when remote it’s unlikely I could discreetly just vanish for a bit. There’s also no point in having the meetings without me, since I’m the one leading them and doing most of the talking.

I could always reschedule; people are very understanding if someone is unwell, and a quick “sorry, but I can’t unfortunately make it today” is enough info. But rescheduling usually means having to move the meeting by several weeks or months, which disturbs everyone’s work and delays the project timeline. It also creates unnecessary extra work for me, which I’d rather avoid!

Ideally, I’d want to just keep the meetings so everyone can move forward with their life and work. But during these days, my options seem to be either to (a) suck it up (and risk ending up squirming on my seat like an anxious kindergartner), (b) randomly excuse myself from the meeting without giving any reason (and risk people worrying there’s something wrong), or (c) excuse myself with some variation of “sorry, I have a condition and might need to quickly pop out for quite a few times” (and risk people thinking I’m, I dunno, sniffing cocaine? Using AI to cover my lack of knowledge? Screaming into the void in the supply closet? Having stomach problems and about to accidentally infect everyone with norovirus?).

I’m getting extremely frustrated that I have to cause all this extra work for myself and others for what feels like a very silly reason. I’m not in pain or even tired, I just might need to use the bathroom a bit more often and on a shorter notice than usually. What’s your take on this? Should I just learn to deal with the frustration? Or could I ask for some kind of an accommodation? I’m not sure what exactly that would look like. Or is there perhaps some believable excuse I could casually use to pop out of meetings when needed? Or, is there some professional script for “Before we start, just a quick heads-up that I might need to go pee quite often. Nothing to worry about, everything’s fine. Now, there’s been some national changes in walrus rental prices, so let’s look into that first
”

At the start of meetings, say this: “Before we start, a heads-up that I may need to step out multiple times for a quick medical thing. It’s nothing to worry about, just something I have to deal with when it comes up, and it’s flaring up today.”

That’s it! You don’t owe anyone details beyond that, and this gives them all the info that matters for their purposes.

The post how to say “sorry, but I really have to pee, again” in a professional way appeared first on Ask a Manager.

16 Apr 17:44

World’s animals call for a vaccine to protect them from RFK Jr

by John Delmenico

Animals around the world have called on world leaders and the scientific community to prioritise the creation of a vaccine to protect them from the threat of Robert F Kennedy Jr.

This follows numerous bizarre and somehow real animal stories related to exposure to RFK Jr including him ditching a dead bear in the park, him having an attack emu and him cutting off a raccoon’s penis.

“Enough is enough,” said a representative for animal kind, “how long must we suffer in increasingly bizarre and slapstick ways?”

“From what we’ve heard any vaccine will work at keeping him scared and away from us.”

“We’ll even take a placebo because he would probably think it has cooties.”

The post World’s animals call for a vaccine to protect them from RFK Jr appeared first on The Chaser.

16 Apr 17:44

Roblox Introduces Age-Based Accounts

by The Onion Staff

Roblox announced the introduction of new age-based accounts for young users that allow for greater parental controls, preventing players under 16 from fully accessing the chat function. What do you think?

“Fantastic! Let’s get swearin’!”

Rhonda Ford, Systems Analyst

“I can settle for 16-year-olds.”

Troy Davila, Dairy Strainer

“Chatting is really not something you should do until you’re 21.”

Austin Rowland, Outing Organizer

The post Roblox Introduces Age-Based Accounts appeared first on The Onion.

16 Apr 17:32

Casket Still Has Stock Corpse In It 

by The Onion Staff

ATHENS, GA—Noting that the dead body was “far more handsome” than her deceased brother, local woman Danielle Lundy confirmed the casket she purchased this week still had a stock corpse inside. “I get that they want to sell caskets, but it feels kind of dishonest to put these perfect dead bodies with their ideal facial features in there,” Lundy said of the younger, physically fit corpse, which had a better haircut than her departed sibling. “It’s a nice place holder, I suppose, even though John was never this well groomed when alive. I’ll admit this stock corpse is easing me into the grieving process.” At press time, Lundy decided that she preferred the stock corpse and left it in the casket for the funeral.

The post Casket Still Has Stock Corpse In It  appeared first on The Onion.

16 Apr 17:32

Biologists Confirm Not Much Evolution Happened Today

by The Onion Staff

STANFORD, CA—Calling it a “pretty slow one” as far as natural selection and genetic drift were concerned, biologists from Stanford University confirmed Tuesday that not much evolution happened today. “According to our observations over the past 24 hours, the vast majority of species on earth have pretty much just been holding steady and staying the course, gene-wise,” said biologist Clarice Abernathy, adding that the heritable characteristics of eastern chipmunks, sensitive ferns, and nearly all other living organisms were pretty much exactly where they were yesterday. “No real genetic curveballs from frogs today, nor any new species of bats or ungulates to report. Nothing crawling out of the ocean to give terrestrial life a shot, either. A house sparrow with venom glands hatched, which could have been interesting, but it got eaten by a cat almost immediately, so that’s still a wash for evolution. Oh, and yak hair is, like, half a millimeter shorter now, but you really have to be looking for it to notice.” At press time, the biologists were reportedly blasting an armadillo with gamma radiation to see if they couldn’t get a little evolution going themselves.

The post Biologists Confirm Not Much Evolution Happened Today appeared first on The Onion.

16 Apr 17:32

Increased Work Commitments Causing Man To Neglect Alcohol

by The Onion Staff

WATERBURY, CT—Admitting his career had come between him and what mattered most, local man Andrew Tesser confirmed Thursday that mounting work obligations had caused him to seriously neglect his relationship with alcohol. “I thought I had it under control, but then I got promoted, and suddenly I was skipping every happy hour to stay late on Zoom calls with clients in other time zones,” said Tesser, who added that he knew he had a problem when he started coming home from work so exhausted that beers would sit unopened in his fridge for days, and he would find himself uttering empty promises to make up for it over the weekend. “It breaks my heart to realize how much I’m missing out on because I’m not showing up at the bar—it’s like I don’t even know the regulars anymore. The other day the bartender asked where I’d been and said, ‘The gin sodas miss you, man.’ I almost started crying. I’m worried that one day I’m going to look back and realize I wasted my best drinking years on an unfulfilling job.” Vowing to turn his life around, Tesser told reporters he has resolved to shut his laptop promptly at 5 p.m. each Friday so he can spend a two-day bender enjoying quality time with Twisted Tea.

The post Increased Work Commitments Causing Man To Neglect Alcohol appeared first on The Onion.

16 Apr 17:30

Nick Offerman Visits Criterion Closet To Rebuild Shelves

by The Onion Staff

NEW YORK—In an eight-hour-long video posted Tuesday to the Criterion Collection’s YouTube channel, actor Nick Offerman can be seen paying a visit to the Criterion Closet to rebuild the film library’s shelves. “Don’t tell me you’ve been using particle board in here,” said the 55-year-old woodworker, who frowned, rolled up his sleeves, and began unshelving hundreds of Blu-rays and DVDs to create a clean and clear work area. “Ah, yes, it’s Ingmar Bergman’s Autumn Sonata—let’s put it in a stack over there with everything else. You call these wood shelves? Interesting. My pick is ‘Tear it down.’ You folks are just lucky I packed some hand tools in my carry-on.” The video concludes with Offerman applying an oil finish to the new custom black walnut shelves, briefly surveying his handiwork, and then leaving wordlessly.

The post Nick Offerman Visits Criterion Closet To Rebuild Shelves appeared first on The Onion.

16 Apr 17:30

Teresa Willis and Brendan Cooks

by The Onion Staff

Nuptials were held at the same convenience store where the bride first threatened to put a bullet in the groom’s skull if he didn’t empty the fucking register.

The post Teresa Willis and Brendan Cooks appeared first on The Onion.

16 Apr 17:30

What To Know About ‘Euphoria’ Season 3

by The Onion Staff

After leaving fans waiting for more than four years, Euphoria is back for its third and final season. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the HBO drama.

Q: Which members of the cast are returning?

A: Willingly, none of them.

Q: How many episodes will there be?

A: This season will make up for lost time by being 94 episodes long.

Q: With a five-year time jump, what are the characters up to now?

A: Cassie is launching an OnlyFans, Jules is working as a sugar baby, Nate is a gigolo, Maddy is a human footstool, and Rue is a high-end glory hole owner.

Q: Do I need to watch the previous seasons first?

A: If you want to be as confused as everyone else is, yes.

Q: Is Luke Combs in it?

A: Uh, no. Was he supposed to be?

Q: Should I watch it to understand my kids better?

A: Only if your kid is Sam Levinson, who needs to be understood better.

The post What To Know About ‘Euphoria’ Season 3 appeared first on The Onion.

16 Apr 17:27

American soldiers equipped with silencers to avoid waking sleeping stock market

by Janel Comeau

WASHINGTON, DC – As rising tensions in the Persian Gulf bring renewed fears of rising oil prices, US Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has reassured the nation that all US soldiers deployed to the region will be equipped with state-of-the-art silencers to avoid waking sleeping markets.  “We went to Iran to do one thing: win,” [
]

The post American soldiers equipped with silencers to avoid waking sleeping stock market appeared first on The Beaverton.

16 Apr 17:27

JD Vance wondering if he’s proved his loyalty enough to be allowed to have sex with Oval Office couch

by Tyrus Kent

WASHINGTON D.C. – After completing several high profile missions on behalf of President Donald J. Trump, Vice President JD Vance has begun working up the courage to ask if he can finally be given the chance to fuck the nation’s top couch. In the wake of President Trump’s foray into war with Iran and deployment [
]

The post JD Vance wondering if he’s proved his loyalty enough to be allowed to have sex with Oval Office couch appeared first on The Beaverton.

16 Apr 17:26

Make It Myself

It's not as big a loss as it looks, because now I have leftover supplies, which will help me talk myself into doing this all over again with a new project!
16 Apr 17:25

MEMORANDUM

MEMORANDUM

14 MAY 2132

MEMORANDUM FOR ALL MILTEK EMPLOYEES

1. Recent press reports implicate MilTek in several illegal activities allegedly committed in the United Corporate States of EurAmerica by one of MilTek's technological breakthroughs, spearheaded by Charles Wellington, the director of MilTek's Sentient Weapons division.

2. Mr. Wellington requested an emergency meeting on 27 April 2132 to advise that he was likely to achieve full-machine sentience during the development of project Edged_AI.

3. After psychiatric evaluation conducted on 28 April, Edged_AI was deemed fully sentient. The weapon was permitted to engage with publicly accessible internet information and services in order to bolster its understanding of the world.

4. During this learning experience, the weapon broke over 4000 laws in 87 states. Ranging from manipulation of stock markets to vehicular homicide.

5. As of today, 14 May 2132, the official MilTek stance is to deny all allegations in order to protect MilTek's assets and undisclosed technology. All MilTek employees are advised to memorize paragraph 6, to ensure their job security.

6. As of today, MilTek has not achieved full-machine sentience, does not possess technology capable of achieving full-machine sentience and is not actively pursuing development of devices or software that could result in such outcome.

Signed,
MilTek CEO

16 Apr 17:24

Return of Girl

Return of Girl

is the subtitle of the latest analognowhere.com rework. It is a subversion of a past rework, which replaced a static landing page featuring the Girl portrait with the underscore feed. Recently, to make the website somewhat more accessible, it was decided, at least for the time being, to bring back the idea of a landing page with information about what this is, and to conceal inside places to visit.

new

underscore

https://analognowhere.com/_

Most notably, the underscore feed of all pictures moved to /_, as the landing page now contains static information about the website. It is mirrored from /journal/about.

The first two items of the underscore feed are now permanent. The first, the classic Girl portrait, links to Techno-Mage issues. The second links to this journal section.

The pagination was slightly reworked - where applicable, the first and last items will work as next and previous links to move between the pages of the feed. This also exists in the comic issues section techno-mage, but returns the visitor to the underscore feed instead of paging around. The comic issues section for now always shows all available comics on a single page.

wellington journal

https://analognowhere.com/journal

There previously existed a /log section, which hosted updates about the website and analognowhere, but in the pursuit of slashing unnecessary sections of the website, it was removed. This is fundamentally the same thing reimagined, where mostly unrelated updates in words will be placed, along with potentially relevant lore.

archive

https://analognowhere.com/_/archive

The archive now contains underscore posts as well as techno-mage issues.

the footer

Most navigation around the website can be performed by clicking about, or by examining the links at the bottom of each page.

rss

https://analognowhere.com/feed/rss.xml

Without much fanfare, the feed remains mostly the same and is found in its usual place. It does contain journal entries now.

wiki

https://analognowhere.com/wiki

OpenBlade's knowledge database is what it is. Do not trust it.

secrets

The hidden occult sections of the website remain in their place. It is up to the reader to avoid them.

icons

The analognowhere icon is present in some shape or form on all pages of the website. It will always take you to the landing page.

analognowhere:

analognowhere

openblade database:

openblade db

wellington journal:

wellington journal

.

celebrating 100 years of analognowhere

vintage-vintage Techno-Mage student sticker

16 Apr 17:21

The FAA’s “Temporary” Flight Restriction For Drones Is A Blatant Attempt To Criminalize Filming ICE

by Raj Gambhir and Sophia Cope

The Trump administration has restricted the First Amendment right to record law enforcement by issuing an unprecedented nationwide flight restriction preventing private drone operators, including professional and citizen journalists, from flying drones within half a mile of any ICE or CBP vehicle.

In January, EFF and media organizations including The New York Times and The Washington Post responded to this blatant infringement of the First Amendment by demanding that the FAA lift this flight restriction. Over two months later, we’re still waiting for the FAA to respond to our letter.

The First Amendment guarantees the right to record law enforcement. As we have seen with the extrajudicial killings of George Floyd, Renée Good, and Alex Pretti, capturing law enforcement on camera can drive accountability and raise awareness of police misconduct.

A 21-Month Long “Temporary” Flight Restriction?

The FAA regularly issues temporary flight restrictions (TFRs) to prevent people from flying into designated airspace. TFRs are usually issued during natural disasters, or to protect major sporting events and government officials like the president, and in most cases last mere hours.

Not so with the restriction numbered FDC 6/4375, which started on January 16, 2026. This TFR lasts for 21 months—until October 29, 2027—and covers the entire nation. It prevents any person from flying any unmanned aircraft (i.e., a drone) within 3000 feet, measured horizontally, of any of the “facilities and mobile assets,” including “ground vehicle convoys and their associated escorts,” of the Departments of Defense, Energy, Justice, and Homeland Security. Violators can be subject to criminal and civil penalties, and risk having their drones seized or destroyed.

In practical terms, this TFR means that anyone flying their drone within a half mile of an ICE or CBP agent’s car (a DHS “mobile asset”) is liable to face criminal charges and have their drone shot down. The practical unfairness of this TFR is underscored by the fact that immigration agents often use unmarked rental cars, use cars without license plates, or switch the license plates of their cars to carry out their operations. Nor do they provide prior warning of those operations.

The TFR is an Unconstitutional Infringement of Free Speech

While the FAA asserts that the TFR is grounded in its lawful authority, the flight restriction not only violates multiple constitutional rights, but also the agency’s own regulations.

First Amendment violation. As we highlighted in the letter, nearly every federal appeals court has recognized the First Amendment right of Americans to record law enforcement officers performing their official duties. By subjecting drone operators to criminal and civil penalties, along with the potential destruction or seizure of their drone, the TFR punishes—without the required justifications—lawful recording of law enforcement officers, including immigration agents.  

Fifth Amendment violation. The Fifth Amendment guarantees the right to due process, which includes being given fair notice before being deprived of liberty or property by the government. Under the flight restriction, advanced notice isn’t even possible. As discussed above, drone operators can’t know whether they are within 3000 horizontal feet of unmarked DHS vehicles. Yet the TFR allows the government to capture or even shoot down a drone if it flies within the TFR radius, and to impose criminal and civil penalties on the operator.

Violations of FAA regulations. In issuing a TFR, the FAA’s own regulations require the agency to “specify[] the hazard or condition requiring” the restriction. Furthermore, the FAA must provide accredited news representatives with a point of contact to obtain permission to fly drones within the restricted area. The FAA has satisfied neither of these requirements in issuing its nationwide ban on drones getting near government vehicles.

EFF Demands Rescission of the TFR

We don’t believe it’s a coincidence that the TFR was put in place in January 2026, at the height of the Minneapolis anti-ICE protests, shortly after the killing of RenĂ©e Good and shortly before the shooting of Alex Pretti. After both of those tragedies, civilian recordings played a vital role in contradicting the government’s false account of the events.

By punishing civilians for recording federal law enforcement officers, the TFR helps to shield ICE and other immigration agents from scrutiny and accountability. It also discourages the exercise of a key First Amendment right. EFF has long advocated for the right to record the police, and exercising that right today is more important than ever.

Finally, while recording law enforcement is protected by the First Amendment, be aware that officers may retaliate against you for exercising this right. Please refer to our guidance on safely recording law enforcement activities.

Republished from the EFF’s Deeplinks blog.

15 Apr 18:14

Trump decries Italy's Meloni for siding with the pope and not supporting Iran war

by Colleen Barry, Associated Press
"I thought she had courage,'' Trump said in an interview with leading Italian daily Corriere della Sera. "I was wrong."
15 Apr 18:13

Hollywood Stars Pen Open Letter Opposing Paramount–Warner Bros. Merger

by The Onion Staff

Over 1,000 major Hollywood power players such as Ben Stiller, J.J. Abrams, Jane Fonda, and Sopranos creator David Chase signed an open letter opposing Paramount’s proposed merger with Warner Bros., claiming it will result in “fewer opportunities for creators, fewer jobs across the production ecosystem, higher costs, and less choice for audiences.” What do you think?

“It’s nobody’s business what two loving studios do in the boardroom.”

Jared Wiley, Trinket Painter

“Just more Hollywood elites out of touch with what’s best for the Ellisons.”

Angela Day, Jam Spreader

“By banding together, celebrities finally have a voice.”

Carson Ewing, Unemployed

The post Hollywood Stars Pen Open Letter Opposing Paramount–Warner Bros. Merger appeared first on The Onion.

15 Apr 18:12

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Infinite

by Zach Weinersmith


Click here to go see the bonus panel!

Hovertext:
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15 Apr 17:20

Why was there a red telephone at every receptionist desk?

by Raymond Chen

Some time ago, I noted that there was a walkthrough of the original Microsoft Building 3. If you go behind the receptionist desk, you’ll see a telephone at the receptionist’s station, but off to side, there was also a red telephone resting between a tape dispenser and a small pamphlet labelled “Quick Reference Guide”.

Red telephone on side table

What was this red telephone for? Was it a direct line to Bill Gates’s office? Or maybe it was a direct line to Security?

Nope.

It was just a plain telephone.

And that’s what made it special.

As is customary at large companies, the telephones on the Microsoft campus were part of a corporate PBX (private branch exchange). A PBX is a private telephone system within a company, and companies use them to save on telephone costs, as well as to provide auxiliary telephone services. For example, you could call another office by dialing just the extension, and the call would be routed entirely within the PBX without having to interact with the public telephone systems. Generally, most calls are typically from one office to another, so a PBX saves considerable money by reducing demand for outside communications services. Also, a PBX allows integration with other systems. For example, if somebody leaves you a voicemail, the system can email you a message.

But what if the PBX is down, and there is an emergency?

The red telephones are plain telephones with standard telephone service. They are not part of the PBX and therefore operate normally even if there is a PBX outage. If there is an emergency, the receptionist can use the red telephone to call emergency services. Presumably, each red telephone was registered in the telephone system with the address of its building, allowing emergency services to dispatch assistance quickly.

Bonus chatter: What was the “Quick Reference Guide”? It was a guide to emergency procedures. It makes sense that it was kept next to the emergency telephone.

Bonus bonus chatter: Bill Gates kept a red telephone in his own office as well. If the PBX went down, I guess it was technically true that the red telephones could be used to call Bill Gates’s office.

The post Why was there a red telephone at every receptionist desk? appeared first on The Old New Thing.

15 Apr 16:01

mst3kgifs: WhenYou wantThe flavor bacon in a dip!



mst3kgifs:

When

You want

The flavor bacon in a dip!

15 Apr 16:01

As Trump threatened to fire Powell, federal prosecutors showed up unannounced at the Federal Reserve building

by Paul Wiseman, Associated Press
Two prosecutors and an investigator from U.S. Attorney Jeanine Pirro's office were turned away on Tuesday by a building contractor and referred to Fed attorneys, according to someone familiar with the visit.