Ashton Esling

itsthetie:

For real though, I’d be employee of the month at that place with all the puns I don’t get to use in my comics

Bonus panel: http://itsthetie.com/comic/office/

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Made by Arseniic.

Abraham Lincoln vs. a foreign diplomat

Reverend Edward Everett Hale vs. The U.S. Senate

Pericles vs. Alcibiades

Lewis Morris vs. Oscar Wilde

Noel Coward vs. Edna Ferber

Winston Churchill vs. Bessie Braddock

Henry Clay vs. Thomas Reed

Dorothy Parker vs. a drunk man

Calvin Coolidge vs. some lady at a White House dinner

Ilka Chase vs. an unknown actress

Miriam Hopkins vs. an unknown singer

Winston Churchill vs. a member of Parliament

Abraham Lincoln vs. Stephen Douglas
(After Douglas called him “two-faced” during a debate)

Gandhi vs. a reporter

Calvin Coolidge vs. an audience member

Winston Churchill vs. Lady Astor

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In his simple but funny prank, Jeff Wysaski changed the signs labeling some of the critters at the pet store to reflect who they REALLY are.

“Why Is Daddy in a Dress?” by Amanda McCall

“Everyone Poops” by Taro Gomi

“All My Friends Are Dead” by Avery Monsen

“Go the F**k to Sleep” by Adam Mansbach

“Hair in Funny Places” by Babette Cole

“Why Unicorn Drinks” by C. W. Moss

“Baby’s First Tattoo” by Jim Mullen
“If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open?” by Lorraine Peterson

“My First Cavity Search” by David Blanchard

“That’s Not Your Mommy Anymore: A Zombie Tale” by Matt Mogk

“Maggie Goes On a Diet” by Paul Kramer

“Walter the Farting Dog” by William Kotzwinkle

“Little Monkey’s Big Peeing Circus” by Tjibbe Veldkamp
“My Big Sister Takes Drugs” by Judith Vigna

“F**k You Sun” by Matt Cole

“Where Willy Went…: The Big Story of a Little Sperm!” by Nicholas Allan

“I’d Really Like to Eat a Child” by Sylviane Donnio

“Mommy, Why is There a Server in the House?” by Tom O’Connor

“The Night Dad Went to Jail” by Melissa Higgins

“My Parents Open Carry” by Brian Jeffs

“I Wish Daddy Didn’t Drink So Much” by Judith Vigna

“The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts” by Shinta Cho

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