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01 Mar 07:43

Strange Questions From Insane Quora Users

Strange and puzzling questions from people on Quora | heard if try too hard force fart out can cause one eyes fall out. Is true?

Quora serves as a home to people's strange and seemingly nonsensical questions. If anything, it does a phenomenal job at portraying just how crazy our minds can be when it comes to thoughts that pop up. 

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Tagged: wtf , quora , internet , ridiculous , funny , weird
03 May 04:54

The Internet Reacts to the Edgy New Joker In 'Injustice 2' Trailer and It's Hilarious

22 Jan 11:49

Noel

by Jeffrey Miller

Hilaire Belloc – Noël! Noël! Noël! Noël!

A Catholic tale have I to tell! And a Christian song have I to sing
While all the bells in Arundel ring.

I pray good beef and I pray good beer
This holy night of all the year,
But I pay detestable drink for them
That give no honour to Bethlehem.

May all good fellows that here agree
Drink Audit Ale in heaven with me
And may all my enemies go to hell!
Noël! Noël! Noël! Noël!

May all my enemies go to hell!
Noël! Noël! (Hilaire Belloc – The Four Men, 1912)

This from Belloc makes me laugh despite how much I hate the funny part.

I much prefer Tolkein’s Noel.

J.R.R. Tolkien – Noel

Grim was the world and grey last night:
The moon and stars were fled,
The hall was dark without song or light,
The fires were fallen dead.
The wind in the trees was like to the sea,
And over the mountains’ teeth
It whistled bitter-cold and free,
As a sword leapt from its sheath.

The lord of snows upreared his head;
His mantle long and pale
Upon the bitter blast was spread
And hung o’er hill and dale.
The world was blind, the boughs were bent,
All ways and paths were wild:
Then the veil of cloud apart was rent,
And here was born a Child.

The ancient dome of heaven sheer
Was pricked with distant light;
A star came shining white and clear
Alone above the night.
In the dale of dark in that hour of birth
One voice on a sudden sang:
Then all the bells in Heaven and Earth
Together at midnight rang.

Mary sang in this world below:
They heard her song arise
O’er mist and over mountain snow
To the walls of Paradise,
And the tongue of many bells was stirred
in Heaven’s towers to ring
When the voice of mortal maid was heard,
That was mother of Heaven’s King.

Glad is the world and fair this night
With stars about its head,
And the hall is filled with laughter and light,
And fires are burning red.
The bells of Paradise now ring
With bells of Christendom,
And Gloria, Gloria we will sing
That God on earth is come.

18 May 05:09

Pick One Day a Month to Be Your Personal Finance Day

by Eric Ravenscraft

Most of the money things you need to deal with happen on a regular basis, and you can usually move most monthly due dates . While you’re at it, go ahead and pick one day a month to be the day that you catch up on all your finance needs.

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20 Mar 08:04

lizardking90: Funny husky photobomb -liveclay

by fairy-wren
Tokz319

reminds me of some people I know! :)



lizardking90:

Funny husky photobomb

-liveclay