Time and again, research has shown that first-born children are better at a lot of things than their younger siblings. First-borns do better on IQ tests and are more likely to become president of the United States than their kid brothers or sisters. And, at the other end of the spectrum, first-borns are less likely to do drugs and get pregnant as teenagers.
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Why First-Born Kids Do Better in School
BeardageI'm excited for next month's local First Born meeting where we discuss how to legislate parental propagation of Middle Child Syndrome as well as how how much cooler we are than Third Born & (weird) Lasties.
Could a Kansas Grand Jury Really Indict a Sculpture?
BeardageI learned something new today about what makes Kansas great.
In the city of Overland Park, Kan., a grand jury may soon criminally investigate a sculpture.
Super Size the Minimum Wage
BeardageI need to find the proposed budget for McDonald's employees (as put together by McDonald's) and share it, as well. It didn't include things like gas for your car or heat for your apartment and also assumed you worked a second job that paid as much as McDonald's.
With thousands of fast food employees taking part in strikes in seven major cities across the nation this week over low wages and the right to unionize, the restaurant lobby has issued a forceful response. As hundreds of fast food workers picketed the Union Square Wendy’s in New York City, the industry attacked demands for higher wages as an impossible request that would force companies to lay off workers.
Travel + Leisure: KC among 'snobbiest' cities
BeardagePeople here are particularly snobby about food, beer and coffee, in my opinion.
Robots on the big screen have ties to Kansas City entrepreneur (Video)
BeardageI know this dude. Crazy.
American CEOs see paycheck bump
BeardageI will continue to share stuff like this every time I see it.
First days of Spring won't feel very spring-like
BeardageIf we get six to ten inches of snow over the first weekend in spring I'm moving to Alaska where at least that kind of thing makes sense.
Past Their Prime
BeardageThe thing about whiskey is that it's gross.
The first time I tasted a superaged spirit—a rare 50-year-old Glenfiddich single malt scotch—I was taken aback. Not by the whiskey itself, but by the rapturous swooning of the whiskey geeks all around me at a tasting hosted by the whiskey brand. “It’s chewy,” one commented, smacking his lips for emphasis. “It’s kaleidoscopic,” another assessed. “It tastes like cigar tobacco and leather … and then caramel and spice … and then I taste oak … and then … ” And finally: “It’s been almost 10 minutes and I’m still tasting it!”
Earth Hour Is a Colossal Waste of Time—and Energy
BeardageDuring this hour, I'm going to turn on every light in my house so I can shine as a beacon of hope to everyone in the neighborhood. They will gather at my doorstep, like human-shaped, walking moths to a flame. Then I will request that they help the environment by taking sticker balls from my yard and planting them elsewhere. Sticker ball problem solved.