Yuval Pinter

A description and annotation guidelines for the Yahoo Webscope release of Query Treebank, Version 1.0, May 2016.

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New Cyanide and Happiness Comic

Hovertext: I wonder if chemists feel bad that they're always left out of these sorts of jokes.

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“It is unclear how this would advance the field beyond providing additional, previously unknown information.”

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אנו מתנצלים על נפילת מחולל הממים שלנו, אנו מנסים לפתור את הבעיות בשרת ולהחזיר אותו לאוויר. נעדכן כשזה יקרה.
היינו רושמים לכם כאן המלצות על מחוללים חלופיים לבנתיים אבל כולם גרועים.

Hovertext: This is the economy of the future.

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This is pretty funny. Rob Beschizza, "Trump slowed 50%", BoingBoing 4/19/2016:

Everyone sounds drunk or stoned when slowed down 50%, but doing so to Trump reveals that his bizarre, digressive speech patterns are uncannily like a drunk sped up 200%.

So it seems appropriate to try the same trick on some other politicians.

Here's Bernie Sanders, from a segment of this town hall event:

Slowed down by a factor of 2:
Sped up by a factor of 2:
The original:

And Hillary Clinton, from this town hall event:

SLowed down by a factor of 2:
Sped up by a factor of 2:
The original:

And Ted Cruz, from this event:

Slowed down by a factor of 2:
Sped up by a factor of 2:
The original:

And, just to play completely fair, here's the author Rob Beschizza himself:

“There is a lot of terminology flung around such as ‘false negatives’, 'false positive’ and 'median’, 'first quartile’, 'third quartile’”

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April 25th, 2016: This comic goes out to all my ghosts bros!! Holla at me on a moonless night in the ruins of an abandoned jail, ghost bros! – Ryan

New Cyanide and Happiness Comic

“You have two many misprints”

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אנשים לא הגיעו לעצרת כי הם היו עסוקים בלשתף את הפוסט הזה

הפוסט

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April 18th, 2016: BE READY – Ryan

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An Adam Taylor story in the Washington Post, to be filed under “About time!”:

Politicians in the Czech Republic are set to put decades of debate to an end this week by officially announcing a new name for the country: Czechia.

In a meeting with reporters this week, Foreign Minister Lubomir Zaoralek said he supported the move, suggesting that foreigners often mangled his country’s name when he met them abroad. “It is not good if a country does not have clearly defined symbols or if it even does not clearly say what its name is,” Zaoralek said, according to the Czech News Agency.

When the decision does go through, Czechia will officially become the conventional short-form name for the country, while the Czech Republic will remain the conventional long-form name.

As always, not everyone is happy (Karla Šlechtová, the minister of regional development, says the change will mean wasted funds in rebranding and the new name is too close to Chechnya), but I am. Thanks, Eric!

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April 15th, 2016: "The Catcher In The Rye Who Hires A Prostitute And Gets Sad" would've worked on me too. LITERALLY ANYTHING IS AN IMPROVEMENT. – Ryan

Hovertext: If this doesn't get some hatemail, well I guess I feel like you people aren't even trying.

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תיק תקשורת: עמרי אסנהיים ורוני רימון על תחקיר "עובדה" בעניין רחבעם זאבי • מיכל צפיר וניר קיפניס על תוכניות האוכל בטלוויזיה

כל פרק בסדרה של הוט על רצח תאיר ראדה נפתח בציטוט פילוסופי. פעם מתהילים, פעם דקארט. מהגגים על האמת. כשהמרואיינים בסדרה מדברים מופיעים הפרטים שלהם כמו בעדות משטרתית, לעתים ההוכחות לדבריהם מוצגות סימולטנית על המסך. זה משדר אמינות. במקביל יש גם שקופית שמסבירה שאנחנו צריכים להבין את כל הפרקים כיחידה אחת, לא לנתק אותם אחד […]

"He hasn't an enemy in the world - but all his friends hate him."

Hovertext: Keep her out of direct sunlight and if she gets fussy give her a trebuchet.

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Two days ago, I went downstairs to check on our crying toddler. Turns out she left a wooden toy on the bottom step. Long story short, fractured my fifth metatarsal. Readers should notice no difference, except for my planned 6 weeks of jokes focusing exclusively on metatarsals.

מסתבר שפירה הוא לא רק אוכל מנחם, אלא גם סוג של מאכל-על, בכל מה שנוגע למראה סקסי. הוא מוזרק ישירות...

“Table 5 is a beast. I have no idea what it is trying to say because it terrifies me”

שרי רוט מפגיזה בהפלוג:

אין מצב להשאיר את הספינה בלי רועה.

אגב, למה שפורר קיבלה שם קריטורת אילוסטרציה ורוט הוותיקה בהרבה לא?

(אין צורך לענות )

אחד הגרועים.

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