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31 Jul 02:31

Games: Great Job, Internet!: Read This: A detailed history of the genesis and development of The Oregon Trail

by Marah Eakin

42 years ago, Carleton College seniors Bill Heinemann, Paul Dillenberger, and Don Rawitsch, searching for a way to get kids interested in western expansion, invented The Oregon Trail. Mental Floss has a lengthy feature about the genesis and history of the game, and it’s a truly fascinating read.

Originally intended to be a board game, The Oregon Trail first entertained and educated Minnesota kids via teletype, and then a few years later, with the cooperation of the Minnesota Educational Computing Consortium (also known as MECC, an acronym any old school Trail players might be familiar with) moved over to the Apple II. From there the game went from text-based to four-color graphics, and started using phrases like “You have died of dysentery.”

Since the late ’70s, the game has had a number of iterations, including an iPhone-based version that’s been downloaded over 4 million times. In the ’90s ...

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28 Jul 22:26

How Geeky Are You?

by Miss Cellania
Rachel

I'm 55% geek. Lame.

This little quiz from Us vs Th3m, the folks who made the grammar nazi quiz, aims to measure your geekiness. The questions are all tech, no fandom. You are supposed to honestly answer the first thought you have at seeing certain words. I scored so low because "the first thing that popped into my head" was the definitions of these words when I was younger. Sure, I know the geeky modern answer, too. And I have issues with the description of my non-geekiness. I do not own a smart phone, and I do not download apps. I also do not own Microsoft Word. What I really am is a Luddite, compared to most people on the internet. On the other hand, if you ask people in my meatspace life, they'd say I am a tech-savvy geek. However, as this quiz is designed for younger people, it may have more relevance for you. Link -via the Presurfer

07 Jul 23:46

Dewey Decimal jewelry

by Cory Doctorow
Rachel

If I didn't hate libraries so much, I'd love these!


Some bookish jewelry and accessories from Etsy make good use of Dewey Decimal classifications, such as thependantemporium's I still believe in 398.2 (fairy tales) pendants (see also).

Then there's writtennerd's earrings made with Dewey numbers culled from real old hand-typed card catalogs (necklaces, too)!

(via BookRiot)

    


03 Jul 13:00

Moby Dick Postertext

by Alex Santoso
Rachel

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Moby Dick Postertext

Moby Dick Postertext
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Your hunt for that white whale in home decorating is over: The Moby Dick Postertext lets you hang Herman Melville's iconic novel on your wall.

Postertext is a neat series of posters that use the text from your favorite books in a clever way: the negative space from the text is designed to recreate an iconic moment from the book. It's a great conversation piece for book lovers and a neat room decoration to boot.

Great Expectations - Postertext Don Quixote - Postertext Through The Looking Glass - Postertext War of the Worlds - Postertext
Great Expectations - Postertext Don Quixote - Postertext Through The Looking Glass - Postertext War of the Worlds - Postertext

Now, we're offering a whale of a deal on all Postertexts on the NeatoShop: Save up to 40% on Postertext posters while supplies last! Your purchase helps support indie writers and artists of the blog: Link | More Neat Sale Items

01 Jul 13:57

Under the Dome Recap: Domesday

by Zach Dionne
Rachel

I thought this was just a mini-series...where the heck have I been? No wonder they're changing things up.


As with Vulture’s Game of Thrones recaps, Under the Dome will remain relatively spoiler-free in regards to Stephen King’s 2009 novel. Please observe this in the comments, or flag your spoilers loudly and clearly.

The final moment in Under the Dome’s premiere is telling. It's delivered through clunky exposition ("Duke, is it your pacemaker, buddy?" "What pacemaker, you mean this pacema—" BLAAAAOW; Duke’s chest explodes), but it feels engaging and high-stakes. Why? Because Duke's death (presumed death?) comes at the hands of an invisible, impenetrable dome from space and/or the military and/or who the hell knows where. The dome short-circuited the machinery in Duke's chest, and we don't know why. It's one of many genuinely intriguing whys; Under the Dome is going to be as much a mystery as it is a small-town disaster drama. The performances, production values, and writing might wobble all over the quality spectrum, but, like Lost, the plot's going to sink new hooks in us every week.

The show shares spiritual and actual human DNA with Lost, with Brian K. Vaughan being the man who developed the miniseries. In addition to penning a few of Lost’s heaviest-hitting episodes, Vaughan is also the creator and writer of the graphic novel Y: The Last Man, which sets up a similar "what if?" premise immaculately well in its opener: What if every male mammal died in the same instant? Planes would crash from the skies, food supplies would dwindle, chaos would reign — Y is similar to Dome in its booming opening statement and the "oh yeah, that probably would happen" ripples that emanate from there.

Under the Dome’s opener plays on two registers: Dark and Ominous, and Loud and Massive. It goes light on the huge moments and heavy on the foreboding tone, promising a slow burn toward absolute anarchy with firestorms of destruction along the way. A cow does get split in half, and that's the kind of thing you remember, even if it's done with network TV’s CGI budget.

The pilot is directed by original Girl With the Dragon Tattoo helmer Niels Arden Oplev, and the opening shot's artistry is promising. The coloring is identical to the Under the Dome book cover, which has been roundly deployed in CBS's marketing materials for the show. But it also appears we're going to open straight onto a town trapped under a dome, until we realize it's a bird's egg. It's new life! Mama bird heads out to forage, something that’ll become pretty tough in the days to come. In another fakeout, I'm ready for the mama bird to smack into the dome. But we're going to wait a little for that — it’s characters first, dome second, which is a wise choice.

This is an apt time to sum up the whopping cast introduced in the first 42 minutes. These recaps won't take this form each week, but it seems like a worthwhile service to provide this time. If you feel overwhelmed, take solace in the fact that the novel is known for its cast of over 70 speaking parts — it leads with a Shakespeare-style Cast of Characters including Dogs of Note.

Big Jim Rennie: At first glance, the man seems wrong without a Southern accent and a cowboy hat and a doofy swagger. I’d argue that no matter how Stephen King described him in the novel, Big Jim fits so squarely into the King archetype of the fat, corrupt, chatterbox sheriff that there’s no other way to picture Big Jim. And yet, by the episode’s end, I’ve forgotten my old image of Big Jim — Breaking Bad’s Dean Norris is doing his own thing, and he’s doing it well. One fact to keep in mind, something only brushed upon in this episode: Big Jim is a locally famous used car salesman. And the man’s desk plate actually reads James “Big Jim” Rennie. His reaction to the beginning of the dome mayhem — “Plane crash? Chester’s Mill?” — and the way he instantly kicks into gear is spookily 9/11-like and accurately Dick Cheney–ish. How can a slimy politician spin this event in his favor? What’s the most effective way to convert tragedy into power? You start by hopping on all the airwaves and wondering aloud if this was an act of terror or an act of God. Next probable step: Building a militia, presumably comprised of Big Jim’s favorite hicks.

Barbie: Dale “Barbie” Barbara is a former military man and a murderer. The Twin Peaks–ish murder tease didn’t happen in the novel, so we’re all on the same playing field as far as figuring that out. How about the moment when Barbie introduces himself, though? Not even he, as a character, nor an actor, is into this name. Imagine the battles at CBS, trying to just kill King’s eccentric name and stick the lead with a typically masculine handle. When we learn it’s the lovely Julia’s husband whom Barbie killed, Barbie’s arc is set: Go martyr or go home. The man needs redemption.

Junior: He looks like Andy Samberg if Andy Samberg were a character on The O.C. He’s the first person to ever nonchalantly dub college a “lame-ass pyramid scheme.” He’s also corny, dishing up groaners like, “I have loved you — since the third grade.” He swings a switchblade around, never the mark of a good dude. Junior is clearly some sort of sociopath — he almost accidentally kills his girlfriend, then locks her in an underground bunker. Ew. He is the Cujo or the Pennywise of this saga, utterly terrifying, gross, and unfathomably violent. The pilot does a great job saving up the reveal that Junior, who is clearly someone’s son, is the offspring of our other menace-maker, Big Jim.

Julia Shumway: A newspaperwoman with hair from an Herbal Essences commercial and a #troubledmarriage (revealed incredibly frankly: “my husband isn’t here because he’s having an affair” … oh). Shumway’s marriage will be in a tougher spot when she finds out her new, also impossibly attractive buddy Barbie murdered her husband. For now, Shumway is going to be our best shot at an audience representative within the show, asking all the questions we need answers to.

Deputy Linda Esquivel: She’s got a firefighter fiancé, which is a great way for us to learn that (a) all of the firefighters and much of the law enforcement are outside the dome, since they were helping with a neighboring town’s parade, and (b) the dome will separate plenty of loved ones. Begin the countdown to someone kissing someone else through the dome.

Chief Duke Perkins: Duke is Frank Lapidus from Lost. Same actor, same look, same gruff demeanor. Duke has been involved in some illicit something-something with Big Jim, and we’re not going to know what for a little while. As we learn through a cliché-ridden exchange between Big Jim and Duke (“I did what I had to do to keep this town from goin’ broke, to keep it safe!”), the sheriff is kinda just a figurehead — Jim pulls all strings in Chester’s Mill.

Joe and Angie McAlister: Their parents were out of town on Dome Day. (Dome alone! Don’t tell the dome the babysitter’s dead!) Joe and Angie come from a farm, which is how Joe meets Barbie and gets to see both a split-in-half cow and a severed body part that rains from the heavens. Angie is the ex-girlfriend and recent captive of psychotic Junior.

Phil Bushey and Dodee Weaver: Bleedingly hip teens with a Glen Hansard record on the wall and Björk references in their pockets, they run the local radio station.

Carolyn, Alice, and Norrie: An interracial lesbian couple raising a daughter who got a seizure 'cause of the dome.

Rose Twitchell: Owns and operates the local diner. Seems nice. Has a grudge with Denny’s. Makes sense.

Andrea Grinell: The lady Julia Shumway drives to talk to, the one with the scarf and the lawn full o’ junk. Andrea’s one of the only people who suspects something’s up with all the propane coming into town.

The Dome: The very picture of setting-as-character. The dome emanates spacey sounds. It kills cell-phone service and gives select children seizures and visions of stars. It may or may not get explained soon. Readers of The Stand, who I’m sure outnumber Dome veterans, know the 1978 opus never explained its humanity-decimating superflu. Dome as a novel gives a wonky, outta-left-field explanation in the eleventh hour (please don’t spoil in the comments). I’d be shocked if the TV show doesn’t change that explanation. (“We pitched Stephen a far-out, big-swing [ending] for if we’re lucky enough for this to go several years, and he was so excited about it,” Brian K. Vaughan tells TVLine.) But why does the dome only zap people the first time? And why are people re-touching something that just electrocuted them?

I’m encouraged the powers that be didn’t lean more toward stereotypes for these characters. There seems to be lots to explore, and we’ll be doing it within the consternating circumstances of a dome. I’m slightly fatigued wondering if I should care about all of these characters when so many will end up getting DOMED — like The Walking Dead and Lost, lots of characters means lots of dramatic deaths.

I’m mostly looking forward to the feelings of shame and guilt that rise up underneath this pesky dome. There’s already been an overt question of “Why Chester’s Mill?” It’s only a matter of time before the blame starts flying around, which brings us back to that dark and ominous tone. Part of this show’s allure demands that we understand and believe how uncomfortable this situation is, how suffocating it already feels to be inside that dome. The dome’s silencing effect is eerie. The military presence on the other side — and its total impotence — is creepy. Allie’s monologue about her pet goldfish devouring each other is off-putting and prophetic. The closing shot, zooming out from the dome and giving us the world’s news reports, is terrific.

Stray Observations

• This show is dying to be watched on a giant TV with surround sound. (Neither are enjoyed by your humble recapper.) It’s that kind of blockbustery feeling.

• Big Jim twice says “we’re all in this together.” It’s sardonic, since you already know he’s the villain, and it’s probably going to recur. The novel calls on a lyric — “it’s a small town, son, and we all support the team” — from a James McMurty song. It’s cheesy, how everyone in the town seems to have the same song in their head. I like the show’s version better. Also because it’s the title of a novella by one of King’s two author sons, Owen King.

• When the dome hit, I started waiting for an “it’s a bird! It’s a plane!” type of escalation, and sure enough it came. “It’s a fence! It’s a wall!” Nope, it’s a dome.

• Loved the firefighter’s faceplant on the dome.

• Anyone else experience the radio station’s “our ratings are gonna be uh-mazing!” moment as CBS wishfully thinking out loud?

• Let’s talk about The Simpsons Movie for one (1) second. Yes, at first glance it’s the same thing as Under the Dome. Know what else could be described as superficially identical? Mad Men and Pan Am. Stephen King and Dean Koontz. A cigarette and a piece of chalk. C’mon now. No more Simpsons Movie talk necessary.

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Filed Under: under the dome ,recaps ,overnights ,tv

01 Jul 13:43

Medieval Pet Names

by Miss Cellania

The next time you have the occasion to think up a name for a new pet, you could go back, way back, to medieval times and use one of the names people used back then. Many dog and cat names made it into historical records.

In England we find dogs that were named Sturdy, Whitefoot, Hardy, Jakke, Bo and Terri. Anne Boleyn, one of the wives of King Henry VIII, had a dog named Purkoy, who got its name from the French ‘pourquoi’ because it was very inquisitive.

Geoffrey Chaucer’s The Nun’s Priest Tale has a line where they name three dogs: Colle, Talbot and Gerland. Meanwhile, in the early fifteenth-century, Edward, Duke of York, wrote The Master of Game, which explains how dogs are to be used in hunting and taken care of. He also included a list of 1100 names that he thought would be appropriate for hunting dogs. They include Troy, Nosewise, Amiable, Nameles, Clenche, Bragge, Ringwood and Holdfast.

Oh, there's lots more, and names for cats as well, at Medievalists.net. Link -via Metafilter

24 Jun 00:02

Brad Pitt’s 20 Sexiest Moments Of All Time

by Meghan O'Keefe
Rachel

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Brad Pitt is the sexiest man alive and this weekend he goes up against hoards of the undead in World War Z. Now, it might seem foolhardy to send the one man every living person wants to eat up to fight off zombies, but who’s better to face the undead than a man who makes our pulse quicken?

To celebrate Brad Pitt’s eternal sexiness, we’ve put together a small tribute to 20 of his sexiest moments of all time.

This was a surprisingly difficult list to nail down because, to be fair, every moment that Brad Pitt has been on this planet had been a sexy moment. The man doesn’t just ooze sex appeal, he creates an aura of hotness that has steamed up the entire globe. I’m not suggesting that Brad Pitt is the primary cause of global warming; I’m just saying the planet has been a lot hotter since he was born. After remembering these 20 blistering hot moments, I don’t think you can disagree.

[Photo Credit: MGM/Paramount/20th Century Fox]

RELATED: World War Z Talking Points: 10 Essential Facts

20 Jun 13:29

Fry’s Tragic Dog Seymour to Appear in Upcoming Futurama

by Jesse David Fox
Rachel

This ruins my life. Fuck Seth MacFarlane.


One of Futurama's most memorable moments came in a 2002 episode, when they showed what happened to Fry's dog Seymour after Fry accidentally fell into a cryogenic pod. (If you need a cry, watch the clip below.) Well, Entertainment Weekly reports that Seymour will be making a cameo later this season. The Planet Express crew will run into him when they journey into Fry's dreams. And in this dream reality, Seymour will speak, and Seth MacFarlane will be doing the voice. This is all going down on the August 14 episode, which will be the fourth-to-last Futurama ever. Well, unless, buoyed by MacFarlane's cameo, the show finds a new network willing to order more episodes and keep the ol' spaceship shipping.

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Filed Under: futurama ,seymour ,tv ,fan favorites

13 Jun 18:39

Would You Take a Pill to Stay Happily Married?

by Tracy Moore
Rachel

Teamocil is back on the market?!

Would You Take a Pill to Stay Happily Married?

OK, not a pill, but rather, a dose of intranasal oxytocin, the love hormone? Honey, let me just grab a squirt of Flonase to keep my allergies at bay, and a quick hit of StaTru so I don't fall out of love with you! That's basically the idea behind some new research that aims to find out whether marriages could stay intact if couples had a little bit of help from their biochemical friend, oxytocin. The idea is intriguing — I'm picturing Ritalin's laser-like focus, only for relationships — but it prompts a lot of questions and musings about what "true love" really is.

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13 Jun 00:38

Well, this is one of the stranger places the numbers have shown...

by critormiss


Well, this is one of the stranger places the numbers have shown up.

11 Jun 17:12

Baby Names from Nature

by John Farrier
Rachel

Carol, I think you should reconsider the name thing and go with Tawny Frogmouth.

baby names

Yeah, I definitely should have gone with Dragonhunter and Hellbender for my daughters.

Compressed Flapwort? That's so terrible that I can see it becoming popular. Bird and Moon may have done more harm than good by publishing this comic.

Link -via It's Okay to Be Smart

08 Jun 21:23

Meet Lily.

by the inspired room
Rachel

Everyone thinks their poodly dog is named Lily...next time come up with something a little more "inspired"!

lily the australian labradoodle the inspired dog blogI couldn’t resist this face. The first time I saw her, just a week ago, I knew her name was Lily.  It suited her. I told my husband I had to have her. I knew Jack would adore her, so we brought her home to live with us. We already can’t imagine life without her, [...]

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07 Jun 02:41

Cats CAN Still Sit on TVs

by David K. Israel
Rachel

Yeah, Eliot loves walking on flat screens...heart attack city every time.

Over on the Twaggies blog, we posted a cartoon version of @Aspersioncast's amazing tweet:

I bet cats are pissed they can’t sit on televisions anymore.

— Aspersioncast (@Aspersioncast) June 21, 2012

Today, the talented creator of the Nyan Cat, PRGuitarman, tweeted back to us and told us we were wrong, and included some photos as proof of his grandmother's cat balancing atop a flat screen TV. Check out the photos:

Pretty amazing! Anyone else have any experience with this kind of feline talent?

05 Jun 14:11

We Might Be Getting Even More Bluth Family Antics, Says Netflix CEO

by Doug Barry
Rachel

We're gonna have 7 more years of speculation, aren't we?

We Might Be Getting Even More Bluth Family Antics, Says Netflix CEO

As part of Netflix’s insidious plan to put the poor television networks out of business, it plans to put an even greater emphasis on original (and semi-original) programming like House of Cards and Arrested Development (in these original programming press clips, nobody ever mentions that big pile of garbage called Hemlock Grove languishing in your instant queue). So, what does this mean for you, the Netflix viewer of above-average intelligence and discerning tastes? Maybe more seasons of Arrested Development.

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01 Jun 15:51

Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats

by Tiffany
Rachel

Cats love it!

Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats

Does your precious cat have a wee bit of an evil streak? Embrace his wickedness with the Inflatable Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats from the NeatoShop. This cat-tastic pet accessory features a black horn that is as dark as your cat's soul.  Evil cats love it (maybe)!

Be sure to check out the NeatoShop for more great Inflatable items. 

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31 May 20:40

Jake Gyllenhaal & Hugh Jackman: 'Prisoners' Trailer!

by Just Jared
Rachel

This is a thing and I didn't know about it? Gah, I need to pay attention to movies more.

Jake Gyllenhaal & Hugh Jackman: 'Prisoners' Trailer!

Jake Gyllenhaal helps Hugh Jackman search for his missing daughter in the trailer for their new film Prisoners.

The film is about a Boston man (Jackman) who kidnaps the person (Paul Dano) he suspects is behind the disappearance of his young daughter and her best friend.

PHOTOS: Check out the latest pics of Jake Gyllenhaal

Prisoners also stars Viola Davis, Terrence Howard, Maria Bello, and Melissa Leo. It is set to be released on September 20.

WILL YOU SEE the movie Prisoners when it hits theaters?


Jake Gyllenhaal & Hugh Jackman: ‘Prisoners’ Trailer!
31 May 02:28

See Today’s Dessert: A Tobias Fünke Anustart

by Jon Defreest
Rachel

Love.


Binge watching can do weird things to you. Like, five hours and ten episodes into Arrested Development season four, when you've heard the word "anustart" over and over in Tobias's story line, you start focusing less on the anus and more on the tart. You might think, "Hmm, I haven't eaten since I started this binge. I could go for a tart right now." So Jon Defreest whipped up a Dr. Tobias Fünke–brand Anustart for you. It's four ounces and fruit-filled. Stuff it in your pie hole!

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Filed Under: arrested development ,tv ,tv dinners ,anustart

28 May 14:33

Hanson Beer Mmmhops to Make Its Debut

by Samantha Murphy
Rachel

I may have to find some of this for Kristin...

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Nearly two years after pop band Hanson announced it would be introducing a beer line, Mmmhops is almost ready for its debut. That's right, dear readers — you'll be able to sip your way into '90s nostalgia.

Called Mmmhops — a reference to the brothers' popular "MMMBop" song from 1997 — the pale ale makes a cameo in the film Hangover 3, which hits theaters this weekend. The beer is a product of Mustang Brewing in Oklahoma — the boys' home state — and is in the final stages of brewing, according to BeerPulse.

Mmmhops has arrived @thehangover twitter.com/MmmhopsBeer/st…

— MmmHops Beer (@MmmhopsBeer) May 21, 2013 Read more...

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25 May 13:21

Let's Get Drunk Watching: Arrested Development

by Vinny Mannering

From Drinks

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[Illustration: Robyn Lee]

I know this isn't an advice column, but allow me to start off with two pieces of what I consider to be sound advice. First, if you are tasked with writing jokes for a tongue-in-cheek drinking column about a television comedy, you probably shouldn't spend your time immediately before writing that watching a movie about cancer alone in a dark hotel room. Second, if you're not familiar with Arrested Development, then you should definitely strap on some Daisy Dukes and get familiar.

The Necessary Details

Arrested Development first aired back in 2003 and was cancelled in 2006, and everyone's still angry about that. But Netflix will be releasing 15 brand spankin' new episodes all at once for streaming this weekend—you didn't have any plans for Sunday and Monday, did you?

Arrested follows the Bluth family, focusing on Michael Bluth (played by Jason Bateman), the straight man and moral compass who does his best to keep the dysfunctional Bluth bunch together. Michael is forced to take over the Bluth Company after his father, George Bluth Sr (Jeffrey Tambor), is arrested for defrauding investors. Michael's alcoholic mother Lucille (Jessica Walter) becomes CEO upon George's incarceration and attempts to install Michael's youngest brother, the dim-witted and timid Buster (Tony Hale), as company president with disastrous results.

Rounding out the cast a bit, we've got:
G.O.B.: (pronounced like the Biblical "Job," and played brilliantly by Will Arnett) an unskilled magician and Michael's older brother.
Lindsay: (Portia de Rossi of Ally McBeal and married-to-Ellen fame) Michael's vainglorious and vapid twin sister.
Tobias: (David Cross) Lindsay's husband, who can never feel comfortable in the nude.
George Michael: (Michael Cera. You know, that kid you don't think is cute anymore) Michael's son and budding frozen banana mogul.
Maeby: (Alia Shawkat) Tobias and Lindsay's daughter, and George Michael's cousin/love interest.

Supplies You'll Need

Since there's always money in the banana stand, I recommend a Frozen Monkey, with a little booze added. (Vodka's fine, bourbon's tastier.) Option two is for British eyes only. Just remember Lucille's advice on booze: once you open a bottle of vodka, you have to finish it or it'll go bad.

For food, you can opt for some hot ham water, colloquially known as ham soup, or if you have some leftover ribs, you toss those bones in a pot, add some broth, and baby, you got a stew goin'.

Just stay away from chicken.

The Arrested Development Drinking Game

As always, this game is presented for entertainment purposes only. So no drinking and driving your stair car, okay?

Take a Sip

1 Sip: This one is simple: if Lucille drinks, you drink.
2 Sips: For Steve Holt!
2 Sips: For every time G.O.B. attempts an magic trick illusion.
2 Sips: For each time Tobias has a new look. 3 sips if it's something that says, "Dad likes leather."
3 Sips: For every appearance of the Bluth Family Banana Stand.
4 Sips: For any instance of embellishment, extortion, fraud, perjury or insider trading perpetrated by a Bluth.

Take a Swig

1 Swig:: For every appearance of a seal.
2 Swigs: For "No touching!" No touching? NO TOUCHING!"
3 Swigs: For every there's an appearance of any attorney you wouldn't trust to chase an ambulance.
3 Swigs: For any time Lucille asks for help zipping up her dress.
3 Swigs: for any time a Bluth does something dishonest that isn't covered by rule #6 (thought you were getting off easy? Don't test me!)

Slam It

Slam Your Drink: If G.O.B. successfully executes a magic trick.
Slam Your Drink: If narrator Ron Howard breaks the fourth wall.

Drink for the Duration of:

Any "chicken dance" scene.

Stop Drinking If:

You start feeling that being a Bluth doesn't seem so bad...


Got more rules for our Arrested Development drinking game? Lay 'em on me in the comments section below.

About the Author: Vinny Mannering is a red-bearded raconteur with a penchant for sarcasm, ice hockey, and good beer. You can listen to him praise beer and loathe society on Twitter.

23 May 20:26

Cornballs And Hot Ham Water: An Arrested Development Tasting Menu In Brooklyn

by Nell Casey
Rachel

I would totally do this.

Cornballs And Hot Ham Water: An <em>Arrested Development</em> Tasting Menu In Brooklyn We've got just five more days until we're finally reunited with Arrested Development. Gorging on frozen bananas last week helped kill some time, and now a restaurant in Brooklyn is taking the Bluth family fervor to the next level with "The Final Countdown: An Arrested Development Tasting Menu." Clinton Hill's Three Letters is offering an eight-course tasting menu of all the Bluth family favorites on Sunday, May 26th from 5:30 p.m. to 10:30 p.m. for $45 a person. And what delicious morsels of familial harmony will you be dining on? Here's the menu, with video accompaniment. [ more › ]

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14 May 16:15

Bike To Work week kicks off

Rachel

I takes me an hour to get to work. I don't have time to stop for bacon.

Volunteers lined the bike path and other parts of Madison this morning to kick start Bike to Work Week. The event is being sponsored by the City of Madison and Dane County in partnership with the Bicycle Federation of Wisconsin. The event is coordinated to inform people about the health benefits of biking to work as well as reducing traffic congestion, according to a release sent out by Wisconsin Alumni Research Foundation. “It’s easy to bike in Madison,” said Krista Eastman, co-chair of the Wisconsin Institute for Discovery Building’s Wellness Committee. “Lots of bike paths. They’re just trying to get the word out that it is pretty simple.” This year is the first year the event will be extended on the University of Wisconsin–Madison campus. A commuter station was located at the WID-MIR building this morning and stations at UW health as well as the Park Street pedestrian connection will be open as the event continues this week, according to a release from the university. Commuter stations will be set along the bike path all week long. Volunteers at each station will be giving away everything from coffee and bagels to free tuneups and even bacon.  Eastman said incentives are hopefully a way to get people to get on a bike to work rather than get in a car. “For those people who aren’t used to commuting by bike to work, the incentive of having free bacon along the bike path or a doughnut when you arrive might be the little thing that you need to try it for the first time,” Eastman said. Participants will also receive information about Madison and Dane County bike trails. The event runs from May 14-18. 
05 May 17:34

10 Coolest Mathematics Results

by JFrater

Many people are put off by the obscure symbols and strict rules of math, giving up on a problem as soon as they see both numbers and letters involved. But while math may be dense and difficult at times, the results it can prove are sometimes beautiful, mind-boggling, or just plain unexpected. Results like:

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The 4-Color Theorem

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The 4-Color Theorem was first discovered in 1852 by a man named Francis Guthrie, who at the time was trying to color in a map of all the counties of England (this was before the internet was invented, there wasn’t a lot to do). He discovered something interesting—he only needed a maximum of four colors to ensure that no counties that shared a border were colored the same. Guthrie wondered whether or not this was true of any map, and the question became a mathematical curiosity that went unsolved for years.

In 1976 (over a century later), this problem was finally solved by Kenneth Appel and Wolfgang Haken. The proof they found was quite complex and relied in part on a computer, but it states that in any political map (say of the States) only four colors are needed to color each individual State so that no States of the same color are ever in contact.

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Brouwer’s Fixed Point Theorem

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This theorem comes from a branch of math known as Topology, and was discovered by Luitzen Brouwer. While its technical expression is quite abstract, it has many fascinating real world implications. Let’s say we have a picture (for example, the Mona Lisa) and we take a copy of it. We can then do whatever we want to this copy—make it bigger, make it smaller, rotate it, crumple it up, anything. Brouwer’s Fixed Point Theorem says that if we put this copy overtop of our original picture, there has to be at least one point on the copy that is exactly overtop the same point on the original. It could be part of Mona’s eye, ear, or possible smile, but it has to exist.

This also works in three dimensions: imagine we have a glass of water, and we take a spoon and stir it up as much as we want. By Brouwer’s theorem, there will be at least one water molecule that is in the exact same place as it was before we started stirring.

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Russell’s Paradox

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At the turn of the 20th century, a lot people were entranced by a new branch of math called Set Theory (which we’ll cover a bit later in this list). Basically, a set is a collection of objects. The thinking of the time was that anything could be turned into a set: The set of all types of fruit and the set of all US Presidents were both completely valid. Additionally, and this is important, sets can contain other sets (like the set of all sets in the preceding sentence). In 1901 famous mathematician Bertrand Russell made quite a splash when he realized that this way of thinking had a fatal flaw: namely, not anything can be made into a set.

Russell decided to get meta about things and described a set that contained all those sets which do not contain themselves. The set of all fruit doesn’t contain itself (the jury’s still out on whether it contains tomatoes), so it can be included in Russell’s set, along with many others. But what about Russell’s set itself? It doesn’t contain itself, so surely it should be included as well. But wait…now it DOES contain itself, so naturally we have to take it out. But we now we have to put it back…and so on. This logical paradox caused a complete reformation of Set Theory, one of the most important branches of math today.

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Fermat’s Last Theorem

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Remember Pythagoras’ theorem from school? It has to do with right-angled triangles, and says that the sum of the squares of the two shortest sides are equal to the square of the longest side (x squared + y squared = z squared). Pierre de Fermat’s most famous theorem is that this same equation is not true if you replace the squared with any number greater than 2 (you could not say x cubed +y cubed = z cubed, for example), as long as x, y, and z are positive whole numbers.

As Fermat himself wrote: “I have discovered a truly marvelous proof of this, which this margin is too narrow to contain.” That’s really too bad, because while Fermat posed this problem in 1637, it went unproven for quite a while. And by a while, I mean it was proven in 1995 (358 years later) by a man named Andrew Wiles.

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The Doomsday Argument

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It’s a fair assumption that most of the readers of this article are human beings. Being humans, this entry will be particularly sobering: math can be used to determine when our species will die out. Using probability, anyways.

The argument (which has been around for about 30 years and has been discovered and rediscovered a few times) basically says that humanity’s time is almost up. One version of the argument (attributed to astrophysicist J. Richard Gott) is surprisingly simple: If one considers the complete lifetime of the human species to be a timeline from birth to death, then we can determine where on that timeline we are now.

Since right now is just a random point in our existence as a species, then we can say with 95% accuracy that we are within the middle 95% of the timeline, somewhere. If we say that right now we are exactly 2.5% into human existence, we get the longest life expectancy. If we say we are 97.5% into human existence, that gives us the shortest life expectancy. This allows us to get a range of the expected lifespan of the human race. According to Gott, there’s a 95% chance that human beings will die out sometime between 5100 years and 7.8 million years from now. So there you go, humanity—better get on that bucket list.

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Non-Euclidean Geometry

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Another bit of math you may remember from school is geometry, which is the part of math where doodling in your notes was the point. The geometry most of us are familiar with is called Euclidean geometry, and it’s based on five rather simple self-evident truths, or axioms. It’s the regular geometry of lines and points that we can draw on a blackboard, and for a long time it was considered the only way geometry could work.

The problem, however, is that the self-evident truths that Euclid outlined over 2000 years ago weren’t so self-evident to everyone. There was one axiom (known as the parallel postulate) that never sat right with mathematicians, and for centuries many people tried to reconcile it with the other axioms. At the beginning of the 18th century a bold new approach was tried: the fifth axiom was simply changed to something else. Instead of destroying the whole system of geometry, a new one was discovered which is now called hyperbolic (or Bolyai-Lobachevskian) geometry. This caused a complete paradigm shift in the scientific community, and opened the gates for many different types of non-Euclidean geometry. One of the more prominent types is called Riemannian geometry, which is used to describe none other than Einstein’s Theory of Relativity (our universe, interestingly enough, doesn’t abide by Euclidean geometry!).

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Euler’s Formula

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Euler’s Formula is one of the most powerful results on this list, and it’s due to one of the most prolific mathematicians that ever lived, Leonhard Euler. He published over 800 papers throughout his life—many of them while blind.

His result looks quite simple at first glance: e^(i*pi)+1=0. For those that don’t know, both e and pi are mathematical constants which come up in all sorts of unexpected places, and i stands for the imaginary unit, a number which is equal to the square root of -1. The remarkable thing about Euler’s Formula is how it manages to combine five of the most important numbers in all of math (e, i, pi, 0, and 1) into such an elegant equation. It has been called by physicist Richard Feynman “the most remarkable formula in mathematics”, and its importance lies in its ability to unify multiple aspects of math.

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Turing’s Universal Machine

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We live in a world that’s dominated by computers. You’re reading this list on a computer right now! It goes without saying that computers are one of the most important inventions of the 20th century, but it might surprise you to know that computers at their core begin in the realm of theoretical mathematics.

Mathematician (and also WW2 code-breaker) Alan Turing developed a theoretical object called a Turing Machine. A Turing Machine is like a very basic computer: it uses an infinite string of tape and 3 symbols (say 0, 1, and blank), and then operates given a set of instructions. Instructions could be to change a 0 to a 1 and move a space to the left, or to fill in a blank and move a space to the right (for example). In this way a Turing Machine could be used to perform any well-defined function.

Turing then went on to describe a Universal Turning Machine, which is a Turing Machine that can imitate any Turing Machine with any input. This is essentially the concept of a stored-program computer. Using nothing but math and logic, Turing created the field of computing science years before the technology was even possible to engineer a real computer.

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Different Levels of Infinity

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Infinity is already a pretty difficult concept to grasp. Humans weren’t made to comprehend the never-ending, and for that reason Infinity has always been treated with caution by mathematicians. It wasn’t until the latter half of the 19th century that Georg Cantor developed the branch of math known as Set Theory (remember Russell’s paradox?), a theory which allowed him to ponder the true nature of Infinity. And what he found was truly mind-boggling.

As it turns out, whenever we imagine infinity, there’s always a different type of infinity that’s bigger than that. The lowest level of infinity is the amount of whole numbers (1,2,3…), and it’s a countable infinity. With some very elegant reasoning, Cantor determined that there’s another level of infinity after that, the infinity of all Real Numbers (1, 1.001, 4.1516…basically any number you can think of). That type of infinity is uncountable, meaning that even if you had all the time in the universe you could never list off all the Real Numbers in order without missing some. But wait—as it turns out, there’s even more levels of uncountable infinity after that. How many? An infinite number, of course.

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Gödel’s Incompleteness Theorems

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In 1931, Austrian mathematician Kurt Gödel proved two theorems which shook the math world to its very core, because together they showed something quite disheartening: math is not, and never will be, complete.

Without getting into the technical details, Gödel showed that in any formal system (such as a system of the natural numbers), there are certain true statements about the system which cannot be proven by the system itself. Fundamentally, he showed that it is impossible for an axiomatic system to be completely self-contained, which went against all previous mathematical assumptions. There will never be a closed system that contains all of mathematics—only systems that get bigger and bigger as we unsuccessfully try to make them complete.

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25 Apr 16:51

Can 'Tetris' Cure Lazy Eye?

by Chelsea Stark
Rachel

I need to get a hold of those goggles!! Exciting!

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The endlessly addictive Tetris may be good for the treatment of lazy eye, according to a study released by McGill University scientists. The act of following Tetris pieces down the screen causes both eyes to work together, the Montreal-based team wrote in Current Biology.

The tests were conducted with a special pair of goggles that made subjects play games for about an hour each day, first with the affected eye covered, then with both eyes uncovered

Lazy eye, medically known as amblyopia, is when one eye doesn't develop properly; the symptoms are that both eyes often don't point in the same direction, and the affected eye will squint. Traditionally, eye doctors would patch the stronger eye to allow the weaker one to catch up, but if future studies can replicate these results, patching may not be necessary. Read more...

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25 Apr 16:45

Hey If You’re Ordering From Staples?

by Brinke
Rachel

This happens at work all the time!

We need some copy paper, some toner, some hi-liters, and..hmm…oh, we’re down to one puppeh, too. So maybe a few of those.

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22 Apr 00:51

Sunday Sign-Off: Celebrate Charlotte Brontë's Birthday

by Doug Barry

Today is Charlotte Brontë's birthday, which you can celebrate with her favorite dessert: cake-pie, which is traditionally made by watching a movie that stars Michael Fassbender while eating cake and pie simultaneously to induce mouthgasm.

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16 Apr 23:49

Ricin found in senator’s mail

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Ricin!

UPDATE No. 2: Politico is now reporting that a suspect in the case has been identified.

From Glenn Thrush:

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UPDATE: CNN is reporting that Harry Reid was told the poisoned letter was addressed to the office of Sen. Roger Wicker, R-Mississippi. The package has been sent to a Maryland lab for further testing.

Politico and CNN are reporting that the deadly poison ricin has been detected in congressional mail:

Politico:

An envelope sent to an office of Sen. Roger Wicker (R-Miss.) included a substance that has tested positive for Ricin, two sources say.

It was not immediately clear when the envelope was received or whether it was sent to his Washington, D.C., office or a field office.

A breaking news email from CNN read:

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14 Apr 15:20

TV: Newswire: Fox also cancels Firefly hats

by Sean O'Neal
Rachel

I'm going to knit one just because I can.

Having always taken an intense interest in Firefly whenever it’s not on their network, Fox has made the rare blunder of upsetting Firefly fans, after putting a stop to the underground industry of “Jayne hats.” The orange-and-yellow knit cap—a mom-made gift to Adam Baldwin’s tough guy character, seen briefly in a single episode that didn't even make it to air—has long been a staple of Browncoat fandom, with many like “Ma Cobb” taking to Etsy, eBay, and their own web storefronts to peddle hand-knit versions, a practice that the show’s stars and creator Joss Whedon have warmly embraced. Unfortunately, just as the Firefly hat started to become popular, Fox had to come along and cancel it: After an officially licensed, mass-produced version began selling on ThinkGeek, many of those independent sellers began receiving cease-and-desist notices, while some were even banned from Etsy altogether. Adding ...

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10 Apr 15:06

Look! A Huge World Map (and Purple Table) in the Dining Room — Dining Room Inspiration

by Cambria Bold
Rachel

Want.

This schoolhouse-inspired dining room is so fun, with its floor-to-ceiling world map, vintage chairs, and purple (!) dining table. If this inspires you to paint your own dining table (or other piece of furniture) consider this tip from Jenny Brandt, the table's owner...

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05 Apr 23:16

'Calvin and Hobbes' Get Dark and Twisted for Fake Feature Film

by Neha Prakash
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If you've been holding your breath for a sunny movie about comic book best friends "Calvin and Hobbes," you can keep waiting

There is nothing cheerful about this trailer by Gritty Reboots. Granted, it isn't for an actual movie, so we'll accept this dark and twisted version

The "movie" has a somewhat Inception-inspired plot, in which Hobbes is simply a figment of Calvin's imagination and eventually gets sucked into Calvin's subconscious. Calvin then must venture into his imagination to get him back

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02 Apr 16:21

TV: Great Job, Internet!: Beyonce, Danzig, and Omar from The Wire want everyone to know they support gay marriage

by Marah Eakin
Rachel

Omar, indeed.

With The Supreme Court hearing testimony about the Defense Of Marriage Act, social media has gone atwitter with Facebook icon changes and meme sharing about the topic. And while tons of regular, middle-class people are weighing in on a person’s right to marry, plenty of celebrities have voiced their opinions too, all in a variety of different ways.

Beyonce, for instance, posted a photo of a handwritten note to her Instagram, saying “If you like it, you should be able to put a ring on it.” Michael K. Williams, who played Omar on The Wire, also used Instagram to post a picture of himself in character with a shotgun and the caption “Oh, you tryin’ to tell me I can’t get married?”

Glenn Danzig tweeted that everyone should “get the fuck over it” and let there be “equality for all.” Tim Heidecker jokingly asked his followers to e-mail ...

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