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12 Jul 17:06

Richard Rankin on His ‘Outlander’ Introduction

by Sarah Ksiazek
Rachel

Roger Alert!! (He was perfection. Now I have to wait a year for more.)

Official 213 Sophie Brianna Roger Richard

Outlander fans will finally see Roger Wakefield in the flesh come tomorrow (or tonight) when Richard Rankin steps into the central role.  Entertainment Weekly interviewed him pre-finale about his role. Below are excerpts, but head over to EW to read the whole interview.

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: How much time did you spend on the episode?
RICHARD RANKIN: I believe it was about two to three weeks.

Is he immediately smitten with Brianna?
Yeah, pretty much.

Is it mutual?
I spoke to Sophie quite a lot about this, about where we wanted this relationship to go and how we wanted people to see us. In the books, they immediately fall in love. Obviously we wanted to take it a bit more slowly for the TV version just because on TV it’s more realistic. We wanted to give it a few beats, a few hints of what may happen with Roger and Brianna, and drop a couple of hints at what their relationship might become, especially for the people who haven’t read the books, who don’t already know what happens. Obviously there’s a lot of people who know exactly where they end up together. Roger probably falls for Brianna much more quickly, or at least that’s what seems to be the case. But Roger is a much more open character. He’s more open emotionally. He’s more inclined to say what he feels, where I think Brianna needs to be brought out of her shell a wee bit. She’s more guarded. She’s more closed down and has much more reason to be, I suppose. So, I think for Roger she’s a bit of a challenge. But then she’s also got a lot of other things on her mind.

Source: EW

12 Jul 16:51

The SUPERNATURAL Rewatch Project: The Clan Tran

by Amanda Klase
Rachel

How is it that Sam can pick up Mjolnir not a major point of discussion on this show? This is way more important than Dean's psychological health.

The SUPERNATURAL Rewatch Project: The Clan Tran

The Road So Far

Welcome back to the rewatch, superfans! This week we begin Season 8 with a new goal—permanently closing the gates to Hell and an old villain: Crowley. Yes, again.

Cheers to even more of Mark A. Sheppard’s excellent snark!

THE OFFICIAL FYA SUPERNATURAL DRINKING GAME:

Take a drink every time:

•  There’s a corpse

•  A demon possesses/de-possesses and/or makes a deal with some hapless schmuck

•  Someone on the show takes a drink

•  Dean crams his face full of junk food

•  Anyone is tied up

•  Either brother picks a lock

•  Someone employs a Titan of Classic Rock as an alias

•  The Glorious and Faithful Impala is damaged in the line of duty

8x1: We Need to Talk About Kevin

Monster of the Week: Crowley

It’s been a year since the Leviathans were defeated and Dean suddenly appears in the middle of the Maine wilderness, covered in blood! He then travels to Louisiana to resurrect a vampire called Benny. Apparently the vamp helped him find a portal out of Purgatory that only humans can pass through on the condition that he resurrect him once he’s on the other side.

Meanwhile Sam gave up hunting and has spent the last year growing his hair into “the Rachel,” and living with a veterinarian named Amelia and an Australian Shepard named Riot. He got rid of all his old phones, which means he never got the many messages Kevin Tran left him about having escaped the demon’s custody and needing help. Dean is not pleased.

They look up Kevin’s old girlfriend, Channing, who claims not to have seen him. She’s also a demon and immediately sends a blood goblet message to Crowley to alert him. They track Kevin to Iowa. He tells them Crowley had him a warehouse, making him translate another Word of God, this one on demons. He tricked the demons, momentarily banishing them so he could escape with the tablet, which contains instructions on permanently closing the gates of Hell.

Crowley shows up almost immediately with Channing. Kev offers to trade himself for her. Then he dumps a bucket of holy water on both of them and effs off because Mama Tran didn’t raise no fool. Crowley kills Channing in a fit of pique.

The Angst of it All: Dean is super sad Sam didn’t look for him after he disappeared, and didn’t dedicate his life to fighting monsters. He also flashes back to the time he spent in Purgatory, which consisted of a lot of running through the woods, looking for Cas and murdering monsters with Benny’s help. Benny later implies that Dean really took to the Purtagory lifestyle.

In the real world, Benny calls Dean, saying he’s feeling strange about being out of Purgatory. Dean says he needs distance, but Benny should reach out if there’s an emergency.

Drink Count: 10 for corpses, junk food, and a jimmied lock.

The Quotable Winchesters: “No visible signs of douchery, I’ll give you that.” –Dean upon having Sam return The Glorious and Faithful Impala to him.

Most GIF-able moment:

Puppy dog eyes while carrying an actual puppy dog. You’ve outdone yourself, sir.

Notable Cameos:

Liane Balaban of Covert Affairs and Alphas plays Amelia.


8x2: What’s up, Tiger Mommy?

Monster of the Week: Plutus/Crowley

Kevin has declared he will do no further propheting until the Winchesters rescue his mother. They head to his suburb, where every one of his neighbors has been possessed by demons. But they are the Winchesters for a reason and they manage to extract the mom who is kind of a BAMF and insists on travelling with them.

Together, the Winchester/Tran clan go to retrieve the Word of God. But it’s already been stolen. As they track it down, Mama Tran brings her knowledge of tax law to bear when pressuring suspects. They trace the tablet to Plutus, a “right-hand” of a god who is auctioning off rare supernatural items, including the tablet. He invites them all the auction.

They come, hoping that if Kev gets close enough to see the tablet, he can simply memorize the relevant passages. Dean has to turn in his demon-slaying knife to enter. Alas, the tablet is shielded by lead. Further alas? Crowley’s also at the auction. The better news? Mama Tran straight up punches Crowley in the face. Samandriel, an angel, is also at the auction and asks Dean what happened to Cas. A flashback shows that Cas had a price on his head in Purgatory and he kept running from Dean to protect him.

When the auction starts, bidding begins at three billion dollars, then the Mona Lisa, then the real Mona Lisa (where she’s topless), up to Vatican City, then Alaska, finally topped by the Moon. But none of that meets the reserve, so Plutus adds Kevin Tran to the auction lot. Mama Tran offers her soul. Plutus determines that the winning bid. Samandriel offers to angelic protection for Kevin, but she declines. Just as she’s about to hand herself over to Plutus, Dean realizes that Crowley has possessed Mama Tran after burning off her tattoo.

There is a chase! Crowley de-possesses Mrs. Tran after stealing the tablet back and warning Kev that around the Winchesters, secondary characters tend to die. Truth. Kevin demands a moment alone with his catatonic mother and uses it to vamoose.

The Angst of it All: Dean brings a little bit of his Purgatory psychopathy to the table when trying to get information out of regular human beings. Sam? Is worried. Later, it is implied that Dean willfully left Cas behind while escaping Purgatory.

Drink Count: 9 for corpses, possession and lock-picking.

The Quotable Winchesters: “Say it and I will kill you, your children and your grandchildren.” –Dean before Sam can suggest putting up the Impala for their auction bid.

Most GIF-able moment:

Apparently, Sam is worthy of lifting Mjolnir (which was also up for auction).

Notable Cameos:

Lauren Tom of The Joy Luck Club and Futuruma plays Mrs. Tran.

Next Week: Werewolves in love

08 Jul 14:02

Dad Trolls His Daughter By Recreating Her Selfies

by Zeon Santos
Rachel

lol at his anti-possession tattoo.

Parents may not understand their child's selfie obsession, they may not get why their kid stares at that screen all day or why they feel the need to post pics of themselves on a daily basis.

But one thing parents do "get"- how to make fun of their teens for posting stupid pictures of themselves online, just to keep the kid's swollen head from eclipsing the sun.

Proud father Burr Martin wasn't afraid to poke some fun at his daughter Cassie's selfie obsession by recreating her pics with dear old dad as the subject, but he may have gone too far.

Not because young Cassie disliked his take on her pics, because that was the point, but because Burr appears to have become a bit selfie obsessed himself!

You know what Nietzche said about "He who fights with monsters" Burr...

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07 Jul 17:22

‘Is the person naming these colors of yarn okay?’

Rachel

I know what yarn I'm going to buy next.


 
Well, that’s what folks on Twitter and reddit want to know, anyway. Is she or he okay, dammit? I mean, just look at some of...

06 Jul 18:28

Just Shoot Me's Slow Donnie Makes Us All Yearn For Chicken Pot Pie :: There's a chance you might actually try and cook one for yourself, after watching this memorable episode of Just Shoot Me!. [Just Shoot Me!]

by Karen Belz
Rachel

I don't remember watching this show, but I know I've seen this episode multiple times....

[That Quote]

Just Shoot Me! was an interesting case in TV history. While it didn't have the fanbase or ratings like other NBC darlings (cough Friends cough), most episodes were extremely well put together, and offered a solid amount of laughs per half-hour. Plus, one might argue that it was the best thing that a post-SNL David Spade could sign up for.

But, it was guest star David Cross who, weirdly enough, helped put the show on the map. In the Season 3 episode "Slow Donnie," Cross guested as the titular Donnie, brother of photographer Elliot DiMauro (Enrico Colantoni). As a child, Donnie fell out of a tree, and has been mentally delayed ever since -- or so he would have everyone around him believe.

It turns out Donnie has a secret, which he shares with Maya (played by Laura San Giacomo, quite possibly the queen of incredible eyebrows): "I'm not really slow. I just faked falling off that tree, and now they wait on me hand and foot. It is the sweetest scam in the world."

While Maya tries to clue Elliot in, Elliot refuses to believe her. After all, he feels partially responsible for Donnie's accident, and can't even think that such a sweet, innocent boy could pull such a con.

And what a con it is! Donnie has "bits" that attract both compassion and cold hard cash. And people just can't say no to him, because the last thing they want to do is crush his fragile feelings.

It's intriguing that the most iconic quote of Donnie's is, technically, a very brief song. And apparently people have shouted this song out on the street to David Cross on multiple occasions.

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Cross nails the line, which is a reference to nothing. It's not a well-known jingle (à la "I feel like chicken tonight") or tune. It's simply an ode to one of America's well-known yet rarely eaten dinners; Steven Levitan, who created the show and also wrote and directed this particular episode, came up with it. And every time I hear it, I get a craving for chicken pot pie. Know when else I get the craving for chicken pot pie? Trick question: no time, ever.

For the record, Cross told David Itzkoff in Mediaite, "The chicken pot pie thing blows my mind...It's a phenomenon...I finally saw it and I'm like- why? I don't get it." The interview happened in 2012, and this episode aired in 1999, so -- yes. That's how big that line was.

Second runner-up to "Chicken Pot Pie" is probably this line, after Maya tries to seduce Donnie to prove to Elliot that Donnie is a big liar. Of course, the plan backfires -- Donnie knows he's getting set up -- so he wriggles out of Maya's trap with this plaintive wail.

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With a face like that, no wonder why Elliot believes him. (That, and refusing to imagine his brother would scam his family for years on end based on personal laziness.) After Elliot comes in to rescue Donnie, Donnie makes it obvious that he actually is receptive to Maya's advances. Solid acting, Donnie.

Thankfully, Maya isn't stuck in this tough spot for long. After her father Jack (George Segal) tries to spread some scientific misinformation Donnie's way, Donnie explodes.

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And then tries to recover.

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But the jig is up.

Donnie's episode was so popular that Cross showed up for two other episodes -- one in Season 5, and one in Season 7, during the final year of the show's run. While Donnie tries hard to redeem himself, it's a bit difficult for both Maya and Elliot to take him seriously -- I mean, sure. It was a "sweet scam," but it was also hilariously heartless.

26 Jun 12:51

New Official Photos from Roger and Brianna Feature in Entertainment Weekly

by Sarah Ksiazek
Rachel

The knitwear will be just as to die for in the 60s I see.

EW Cover

Today is the day that the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly hits newsstands and is arriving in mailboxes.  While Rogue One covers the front of the magazine, Outlander also is on the cover (you can’t miss the large “Outlander” at the top).  Inside, there is one new official photo of Roger MacKenzie Wakefield (Richard Rankin) and Brianna Randall (Sophie Skelton) and one behind the scenes photo.  There are also interviews with both Sophie, Richard, Ronald D. Moore, and Sam Heughan.

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23 Jun 15:09

First Official Photo of Roger and Brianna!

by Sarah Ksiazek
Rachel

ROGER ALERT!

Official Richard Roger Brianna Sophie

Entertainment Weekly has the exclusive first look at Roger MacKenzie Wakefield (Richard Rankin) and Brianna Randall (Sophie Skelton) as they will appear in the Outlander‘s season two finale, episode 213, “Dragonfly in Amber.”  The photo and interviews will appear in the physical magazine which hits stands on Friday.

Along with the photo, there are interviews with Richard and Sophie.

“There is so much anticipation for these characters,” says Rankin, a 33-year-old Glasgow native who appeared in Bradley Cooper’s 2015 flick Burnt. “I really think what we care most about is whether people are going to be happy with these characters that they’ve been waiting two years for.”

“There’s been this buildup for so long,” says the U.K.-born Skelton, 22, who expects to endure some scrutiny from fans who have devoured Diana Gabaldon’s novels from which the series is based. “It’s a scary thought because of things like the fact that Brianna’s from Boston, but we decided not to go with a Boston accent. We just assumed that given how she was raised in a private Catholic school in the ’60s, she sort of had any Boston drummed out of her and she’d be a standard American.”

“And then there are things like the eye color,” she continues. “I think people are expecting [her to wear] contacts because Bri’s eyes are blue [in the books]. Everybody will have a different view.”

Source: EW

23 Jun 14:24

Maria Bamford’s One Weird Trick for Finding a Husband Online: Pick a Terrible, Terrible Username

by Nate Jones
Rachel

I totally binged Lady Dynamite in one day. Worth it.


Are you swiping your way through all of the dating apps your phone can handle but still haven't found someone you'd want to be in a loving, monogamous relationship with for the rest of your life? Allow Lady Dynamite's Maria Bamford, who met her husband on OKCupid, to share her secrets. As Bamford told Jimmy Kimmel Wednesday night, she originally had a fairly normal username. You know, sort of cute, sort of witty. But that didn't work out, so she decided to change her profile name to something absolutely atrocious. And guess what — it worked! I now pronounce you Mr. and Mrs. HogBook.

20 Jun 13:20

Is Pet Food Safe for Humans to Eat?

by Matt Blitz
Rachel

A good reference for the apocalypse.

Marcus G. asks: If I had nothing else to eat, could I eat my dog’s food without getting sick from it?

pet-foodNearly 80 million American households have a pet, with a majority being a cat or dog. Additionally, 42% of homes have more than one pet. A lot of food is needed to feed all of these animals, so it should come as no surprise that pet food is a 21 billion dollar industry. While this food is specially made for our four-legged pals, the question many have (including this researcher) is- in a post-apocalyptic world where human food was scarce, could I eat my cat’s wet food? Would I get sick from eating my dog’s milk bones?

For the short answer, while it certainly doesn’t look appetizing, nor (probably) taste any good, the answer is, for the most part, yes- humans can safely eat their pets’ food… but there are some important caveats which we’ll get into. For the long answer, let’s look at a brief history of pets and their food and what manufacturers put in it today and why.

It is theorized that dogs first became man’s best friend sometime during the Ice Age, between 19,000 and 32,000 years ago. It’s thought that the first dogs were simply tame wolves. Their domestication likely was associated with the wolves realizing they could get a quick and easy meal if they hung out near human gathering sites, feasting on the leftover meat of the humans’ hunt. The domestication of cats came much later, perhaps about 3000-10,000 years ago, with the first potentially domesticated cat discovered in a 9,500 year old grave. That said, the mass domestication of cats probably occurred at least a few thousand years after that and was directly related to the proliferation of agriculture. The theory goes that as humans started storing grain and wheat, mice came along to eat it. As we all know, the natural (and cartoon) enemy of mice are cats. (Aside: as we also all “know,” mice love cheese… except they don’t actually, and will even sometimes be actively averse to it.)

Over thousands of years, both animals have evolved or been bred to have certain traits become more pronounced or disappear entirely. In terms of physical characteristics, domesticated dogs today have smaller skulls, paws and brains than their wolf ancestors. Dogs have also adjusted their behavior, becoming active during the day as opposed to nocturnal like they once were.

Today’s house cats, which haven’t been so deliberately bred, aren’t that much different than the wild cats of yesteryear, at least physically. Domestic cats may be slightly smaller than their ancestors, but it is really their genetic and personality traits that separate them from their forebears. For instance, present-day cats are thought to be more docile and have better memories than their ancestors.  Essentially, cats over time evolved such that they’re more likely to purr than hiss, with the latter cats less likely to get food from humans, providing them a decided disadvantage over cats more comfortable around us.

Because of these changes (and a more sedentary lifestyle due to be domesticated), both animals have developed to require fewer calories and slightly different dietary requirements than their ancestors, who primarily lived off of raw meat.

This brings us to what these animals should be eating today, and what is generally included in their commercial pet foods. Dietary needs for a dog differ from other animals, including humans. Canines need more fat than humans, which is their primary energy source. While dogs also need protein (which helps build muscle mass) and some amount of carbohydrates (which helps with digestion), human diets require more. In addition, dogs produce their own vitamin C and don’t need it included in their food. Despite the differing dietary requirements, in the end, today’s dogs eat much like their ancestors – consuming the leftovers of humans, whether you feed them from the table or not. You see, commercial dog food products are often simply made from “the byproducts of human food production,” as in what’s left over after humans have taken what we want of the meat.  And this is perfectly fine, according to the Association of American Feed Control Officials, provided the recipe is formulated specifically for a dog’s dietary needs.  It also means that dogs have adapted to be able to eat a large variety of foods.

On the other hand, cats do not eat like dogs, nor should they be eating dog food or a typical human diet. For one, cats need to eat more meat due to the presence of an amino acid called taurine, which is only found in animal-based proteins. Unlike humans and other animals, cats are unable to manufacture their own taurine and, therefore, need to get it from their food sources. If they don’t, they relatively quickly, and permanently, go blind, among other health issues. Additionally, since cats are “obligate” carnivores – as in, they must eat meat in order to get the nutrients they require – animal-based proteins are essential for felines.

Despite this fact, many dry cat foods use primarily plant based protein. Dry cat foods are also not typically optimal for our feline friends owing to the fact that they do not have a strong sense of when they’re dehydrated. You see, cats at one point were desert animals and their bodies are still optimized for desert-like conditions- able to withstand temperatures as high as 126° F to 133° F (52° C to 56° C) before showing signs of being overheated and their feces is typically very dry and their urine highly concentrated, allowing them to potentially stay hydrated off nothing but the water they get from eating animals.

While cats that eat a dry food diet do drink more water than their wet food diet compatriots to make up for the discrepancy, studies have shown that, in the general case, their total daily water intake is generally less than optimal, likely due to their weak thirst “sense”. Thus, if they are not getting a significant amount of moisture from their food, as they would in the wild, many cats tend to live in a perpetually mild dehydrated state.  For reference, most wet cat foods are about 75% water (about what they’d get from eating animals in the wild) vs. most dry cat food at about 5%-10% water.

The combination of many dry cat foods primarily being based on plant-based protein and lacking much in the way of moisture is generally thought to be why many house cats ultimately develop diabetes and kidney problems, among other related issues, later in life. That’s not to say all dry cat foods are inherently bad (some are made of very high quality meat-based proteins and the like, and simply suffer from a lack of moisture) nor all wet cat foods are inherently good for your cat (some are packed with unhealthy amounts of fats and the like). In either case, the order of the ingredients is key here, with the first item on the list being the primary ingredient and on down. Cats also need more thiamine, Vitamin A and Vitamin C than dogs and humans. Without food that specifically has these elements, cats will be undernourished.

This brings us back to humans. In theory, given the human body’s ability to adapt to a wide variety of food sources, humans are able to eat both dog and cat food, whether wet or dry, high quality or not… in a limited quantity.

For instance, regular high intake of animal based Vitamin A (which, as mentioned, pet foods tend to have a relatively high amount of) in humans can cause a myriad of serious, even fatal, complications. For this reason, good quality vitamin supplements (which are harder to find than you might think) generally use plant based Vitamin A via carotenoids, like beta-carotene.  In this case, if your body needs more Vitamin A, it will convert the beta-carotene to Vitamin A; if it doesn’t need it, it won’t. In contrast, a meat-based Vitamin A source is already in the form your body needs, meaning you can potentially get too much of it in your system. This is particularly a concern for pregnant women.

So, in the end, while it is possible for a human to subsist for a time on dog and cat food, there is the general caveat that these animal foods are specifically formulated for the particular animal and not meant to meet the dietary requirements of humans, though irregular consumption of these foods shouldn’t hurt you. In other words, cat food shouldn’t be your breakfast every day. Of course, this hasn’t stopped other writers and publications from attempting this very thing as a stunt. Nor did it stop a pet store owner from eating dog treats for thirty days as a way to promote her store. She was later featured on the Today Show. There’s also the TLC show “My Strange Addiction” with one episode focusing on one person’s cat food fascination.

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Bonus Facts:

  • Both cats and dogs are commonly eaten in certain parts of the world.  For instance, in Guangdong, China alone, around 10,000 cats are eaten per day.  In all of Asia, it is thought that around 4 million cats are eaten every year, or about just shy of 1% of the world-wide population of domestic cats.  Dogs are also commonly eaten in Asia with around 13-16 million dogs eaten every year there, or around nearly 4% of the world’s dog population.  It should be noted though that typical breeds you’d find in people’s households as pets are not the ones usually eaten.  Rather, much like with cattle, chickens, turkeys, etc., specific breeds have been developed for consumption, such as the hugely popular Nureongi dog, which is rarely raised for anything else but livestock and is one of the most popular dog breeds to eat.  The nureongi slightly resembles a small yellow Labrador.
  • In South Korea, both dogs meant to be pets and dogs meant to be eaten can often be seen sold in the same marketplace.  Usually the cages the dogs are kept in will be marked or color coded to distinguish which dogs are for what purpose.
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16 Jun 23:19

Watch Stephen Colbert And Sam Beckett Try To Prevent Donald Trump's Presidential Run On The Late Show :: Desperate times, etc. [The Late Show With Stephen Colbert]

by Tara Ariano
Rachel

This made my week.

[Internetwork Notes]

Over the past few months -- since he took over as host of The Late Show, really -- Stephen Colbert has made no secret of his strong reservations about slash horror at Donald Trump's presidential campaign. But when a throwaway gag on an old Quantum Leap gave a junior version of the GOP nominee a cameo, Stephen got a foolproof idea. To the time cab!!!


Explore the The Late Show forum.
15 Jun 13:22

The closed separate kitchen makes a comeback

by Lloyd Alter
Rachel

No. I'd do anything to knock out the wall between my living room and kitchen. Horrible. Blech. THE WORST.

This is a good, healthy thing.
14 Jun 15:50

Jaime and Brienne’s Game of Thrones Relationship Isn’t Sexual — It’s Even Deeper

by Sean T. Collins
Rachel

OTP.


For a brief moment on this week’s Game of Thrones, Ser Bronn of the Blackwater sounded less like “an upjumped sellsword” and more like a randy fanboy. “You think they’re fucking?” he asks his old friend Podrick Payne. “Why not? I’d fuck her. You’d fuck her, wouldn’t you? … Well, he’d fuck her, that’s for sure. And she’d fuck him, don’t you think? The way she looks at him … The way all women look at him is frankly irritating.” The target of his indiscreet inquiries? Their bosses, Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth. In the parlance of our times, when it comes to the Kingslayer and Brienne the beauty, Bronn ships it.

But should he? Obviously, his conversation with Pod is played for laughs, and his insistence on Brienne and Jamie’s universal fuckability is meant to be comically crass. Yet it’s not just Bronn’s bawdiness we’re reacting to here, but his oversimplification of one of the most emotionally complex relationships on the show. These two warriors’ connection does not require them to have sex to be as revealing and intimate as anything this (in)famously R-rated series has depicted.

In sex’s absence, physicality has nonetheless played a role in this relationship throughout its history. Jaime first meets Brienne when she manhandles him across the Riverlands, in chains, in an attempt to exchange him for the imprisoned daughters of Catelyn Stark. Glowering and wincing at every insult he sends her way — about her size, her nontraditional femininity, her love for Renly Baratheon, whose homosexuality was an open secret at court — she eventually gets the last word by defeating him in a duel when he attempts to escape. He’s correct to assert that with his hands in shackles and his body weak after a year in captivity, he is hardly at his best during the battle, but that’s beside the point. Her strength and skill wears him down physically, becoming part of the slow process by which he begins to reevaluate himself and his conduct in the world mentally as well.

That process is given a major shot in the arm when he loses his hand. After intervening to prevent her rape by the soldiers of House Bolton, who capture them after their sword fight, he’s maimed as punishment, and made to wear his severed body part on a necklace as a reminder of how his once unimpeachable prowess as a warrior has been castrated. On the brink of suicide, he’s given a brusque but necessary ersatz pep talk by Brienne, who essentially insults him out of depression. “You sound like a woman,” she says of his woe-is-me whining. The line is a sword that cuts both ways: Reflecting the internalized oppression and self-loathing of a woman who’s been mistreated all her life for her failure to conform to society’s standards for her gender, it also reminds Jaime that he’s only now getting a taste of the shit outsiders and the oppressed have been served since birth.

While no sexual contact is involved, the pair’s single most emotionally naked scene takes place when they’re both physically naked as well. Half-swaggering, half-doddering into the baths at the fortress of Harrenhal, where the Boltons are treating them both better to make up for their mishandling on the road, Jaime uses his nudity to make Brienne uncomfortable, as he’s constantly tried to do with any means at his disposal. But soon, worn down by exhaustion, trauma, and the sheer heat of the water, he reveals his deepest secret to her.

“Never forget what you are,” his dwarf brother Tyrion once told Ned Stark’s bastard son, Jon Snow. “The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.” This had been Jaime’s attitude toward his insulting nickname, Kingslayer, given to him after he murdered the mad monarch, Aerys Targaryen, he’d sworn an oath to live and die protecting. Only now does he tell anyone the true story behind the slaying, and it’s Brienne who chooses to hear it. The Mad King, he says, had planned to burn the entire city of King’s Landing to the ground with massive underground caches of napalmlike wildfire; Jaime’s betrayal was the only thing standing between hundreds of thousands of people and the conflagration. Yet such was his ego and pride that he preferred to keep this to himself, rather than justify his actions to any outsiders, from Ned Stark on down.

The story so drains him that he collapses, requiring Brienne to physically keep him afloat. “Help,” she cries, “help! The Kingslayer!” “Jaime,” he corrects her as he loses consciousness. “My name is Jaime.” This is his true self, truer even than what his sister and lover Cersei has seen. And it’s not just a one-way street, either: Now that she knows he’s experienced such a traumatic level of isolation and pain, Brienne can be assured that he’s capable of understanding hers as well. When she acknowledges this during his departure several episodes later by pointedly saying “Good-bye, Ser Jaime,” the depths of both her newfound respect for him and his wordless gratitude for her are profound. Much transpires between them afterward — his return to rescue her from the bear pit the Boltons have dropped her into; Cersei’s confrontation of her with the knowledge that she loves the man — but it’s all gravy after this game-changing exchange. If I were to pinpoint the show’s single most moving moment, there you have it.

This made their reunion on this week’s episode such a live wire of unspoken affection and unspeakable loss, one in which every line they exchange is humming with power. Sure, they adopt their usual antagonistic odd-couple conversational rhythm to a certain extent. But when Jaime says how proud he is that she found Sansa Stark and thus fulfilled their shared oath to Catelyn, it’s clear to her and us alike that he means it. When she chastises him for saying “girls like [Sansa] don’t live long” by barking back with “I don’t think you know many girls like her,” she’s intuitively echoing his own famous self-assessment — “There are no men like me. Only me.” — in a way that gets through to him, whether or not he can admit it. When she appeals to his decency in asking for his help in ending the siege of Riverrun and aiding Sansa’s cause without further bloodshed, she knows that this decency exists and can be counted on, because she’s seen it in a way no one else has. When he refuses to take back Oathkeeper, the priceless Valyrian-steel sword with the lion-headed hilt he gave her when he sent her off to take up their shared quest, he says, “It’s yours. It will always be yours” — a symbolic representation of the best part of himself, in her possession forever. And when they acknowledge that they might wind up having to fight against one another despite everything, including their own hopes and desires, they both look horrified at the prospect. Nothing brings home the nature of war as a colossal crime against humanity the way forcing two people who are this close to kill each other would.

In the end, Brienne fails in her attempt to persuade the castle’s commander, the Blackfish, to surrender it and march north with her to Sansa’s aid. Jaime, by contrast, succeeds in forcing the ’Fish’s nephew Edmure to assume control and relinquish Riverrun, threatening the man’s infant son in the process. The result is that Brienne and Pod must flee via a secret passage to the river outside the castle walls. Alone on the ramparts at dawn, following his morally dubious triumph, Jaime spots the pair; rather than sounding the alarm, he lifts the golden hand he wears to replace the one he lost in her company and waves good-bye. She waves back, the gulf between them growing wider by the moment, a gulf they both know they’ll never be able to bridge again. The cold morning light makes his devastated face look half gargoyle, half ghost: He knows that, no matter what he says about Cersei, the woman who knows him best is sailing away from him, and a part of his soul is sailing away with her.

All of this is what makes boiling their relationship down to “You think they’re fucking?” so silly. It may be ex-prosecutor Marcia Clark, of all people, who's best put this into perspective. She and former colleague Christopher Darden formed this year’s other great star-crossed-romance story line in FX’s stunning docudrama The People v. O.J. Simpson. Clark has spoken eloquently of their bond, marked by similar forced intimacy, breaches of trust, and mutual understanding: “Fact of the matter is, Chris Darden and I were closer than lovers. And unless you’ve been through what we went through, you can’t possibly know what that means.” I’m guessing Jaime and Brienne would have more than an inkling.

Which is not to deny the actual erotic potential of those two big, beautiful, blond-haired, brokenhearted warriors going at it. Repurposing the ideal physicality and emotional intensity of your favorite fictional characters into the stuff of sexual fantasy is an entirely righteous enterprise, or at the very least a harmless one. If your goal is to get off, by all means hop on that ship and sail off into the postorgasmic sunset. It can even provide readers or viewers, particularly those whose sexuality has been marginalized, with vital grist for imagining and thus understanding their own needs and desires. The problem with shipping arises when the entire spectrum of intimacy between adults is reduced to the romantic or the sexual. It does a relationship like Jaime and Brienne’s a tremendous disservice to flatten it into “will they or won’t they.” In the ways that matter most, they already have.

10 Jun 18:36

The Car Brands With the Highest Maintenance Costs Over Time

by Kristin Wong on Two Cents, shared by Andy Orin to Lifehacker
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LIARS!

The true cost of owning a car goes beyond the sticker price. Maintenance, for example, is an expense that can add up quite a bit over time. However, your mileage will vary depending on the car.

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10 Jun 14:04

Newswire: All of Key & Peele is now online

by Danette Chavez
Rachel

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Key & Peele left a hole in our hearts that not even a Keanu Reeves-voiced cat could fill when it ended last year. But while we’re not likely to get a follow-up to the “Pizza Order” or “Auction Block” sketches, we can now pull them up with a few clicks. Comedy Central has just launched “the authoritatively and unequivocally complete K&P destination,” where you’ll find over 300 sketches in toto. That number includes 176 sketches that were previously unavailable online, which are at least enough for another season of the show in our minds, right?

“Fans constantly ask us when new online content is coming and we’re really excited to announce it’s finally here,” said Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele in a Comedy Central press release about the “robust” new site. It also features an online Key & Peele dictionary, the better to understand your friends ...

07 Jun 14:22

Superman Will Finally Show His Face on Supergirl Season 2

by Natalie Zutter
Rachel

SupernaturalTwitter is going crazy for Matt Cohen to play Superman. I like that choice.

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Those who followed along with my weekly reviews of Supergirl season 1 know how frustrating it was for the show to invoke the Man of Steel but then find every cheesy way to cheat out of actually showing him as a real character. It seemed as if the only Clark Kent we would know would be the dorky older cousin blabbing about Kara’s secret identity on Instant Messenger—but now Deadline reports that Superman is actually really totally appearing on Supergirl season 2.

As the series moves from CBS to join its crossover buddy The Flash (as well as Arrow and Legends of Tomorrow) on The CW, it’s swelling its superhero ranks. The producers are currently casting their Superman, who will appear in the first two episodes of the season (and maybe beyond). Executive producer Andrew Kreisberg said:

Greg [Berlanti], Ali [Adler], and I are beyond thrilled to welcome Clark Kent and his slightly-more-famous alter ego to the world of Supergirl. We cannot wait to see who next dons the red cape.

That likely means that they’ll cast an entirely new actor, whether famous or unknown. But wouldn’t it be hilarious if Tom Welling brought things full circle from Smallville and popped in as Clark? Seeing as he came of age in the early 2000s, it makes sense that he would be laughably bad at using IM. And Brandon Routh is out, since he’s currently in the DC TV universe as Ray Palmer on Legends of Tomorrow.

Who would you like to see as the Man of Steel on the small screen?

04 Jun 01:37

Newswire: Painting guru Bob Ross is on Netflix now, so there’s your weekend

by William Hughes

It’s typical: you’ve just finished the slow process of reviving your body after a Memorial Day barbecue overdose, and now it’s already time to drift back through the meat fog and into your resting life. Luckily, Netflix has your back this weekend, offering up the ultimate life coach for relaxation and rest: afro-sporting painting instructor Bob Ross.

The streaming service has just added 25 episodes of Ross’ The Joy Of Painting onto its site. (The collection is being billed as Bob Ross: Beauty Is Everywhere, which some outlets are reporting was a separate series filmed in 1991, but the episodes in question simply seem to be from seasons 20, 21, and 22 of The Joy Of Painting.) All the gentle brushstrokes, softly spoken instructions, and, of course, happy little trees, are waiting for you—maybe as a nice palate cleanser after the frenetic energy of Lady Dynamite ...

24 May 13:24

The Sad State of Game of Thrones’ Direwolves

by Jennifer Vineyard
Rachel

JFC. I'm off to sign up for HBO right now.


Spoilers ahead for the most recent episode of Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice and Fire.

RIP, Summer. With the most recent direwolf death on Game on Thrones, their numbers are dwindling. Only two of the original pack remain — Jon Snow's loyal Ghost, and Arya's long-lost Nymeria. Originally, there were six pups, one for every Stark child (even half-Starks), and they were appropriately named to capture both their function and their owner’s personality (and perhaps even their destiny). Here’s a refresher on each of the fierce protectors.

Sansa, who wanted nothing more than to be a noblewoman, named hers after her chivalric ideal — Lady. Before her death, Lady was said to be "the prettiest, the most gentle and trusting" of the direwolves. But being pretty, gentle, and trusting is not the kind of survival skill you need in Westeros, and both Lady, as well as Sansa's "gentle and trusting" spirit, were destroyed by the Lannisters. Also sadly, Lady, who never attacked anyone, was targeted because of the actions of another, just as Sansa was mistreated by the Lannisters because of her father and brother.

Robb, whose army of the North struck swiftly but left the war pretty quickly, named his Grey Wind "because he ran so fast." Robb's strength as a commander became synonymous with the actions of his wolf, since Grey Wind threatened, attacked, and killed men on the battlefield (one at the Crag, one at Ashemark, six or seven at Oxcross). Legends grew about Robb and Grey Wind — some even thought he could warg into his beast — and Robb was referred to as the Young Wolf. So when the Freys plotted to kill him at the Red Wedding, they took special care to keep man and wolf separated, only to reunite them after death (by attaching Grey Wind's head to Robb's body).

Rickon, the youngest, named his Shaggydog, who remained as wild and unsupervised as his human. Shaggydog was last seen when his severed head was presented as proof that Rickon was truly a Stark, as part of a prisoner transfer, although some fans refuse to believe he is dead. If the direwolf's name was prophetic, it's perhaps in the sense that Shaggydog had a shaggy-dog story — one that never went anywhere.

Bran didn't come up with a name for his wolf until he emerged from his coma, where in the books, he first had his visions of the Three-Eyed Raven, as well as a "frozen wasteland where jagged blue-white spires of ice waited to embrace him." Bran, the "sweet summer child," then called his direwolf Summer, but he ultimately lost his wolf to the monsters of Winter. Of all the Stark children, Bran developed the strongest warging abilities, and he wasn't limited to his direwolf. With Summer's death, he could start warging other creatures (although hopefully not more humans — poor Hodor!).

Jon, who was resurrected from the dead, has a direwolf named Ghost. Ghost is the only direwolf left hanging out with his human — he even stuck around during the period in which Jon was technically deceased, long after everyone else gave up, and seemed to sense when Jon would come back. If Jon rides into battle, chances are Ghost will be at his side.

Arya, who is learning to fight, named hers after the fiercely independent warrior princess of the Rhoyne — Nymeria. According to legend, Nymeria had 10,000 ships to her name, which she used to lead her people (mostly women) across the Narrow Sea to find a new home, wandering for years until they settled in Dorne. (Her heirs are the Martells.) Arya and her direwolf Nymeria both have wandered on their own since Arya sent Nymeria away, and since Arya was set free herself. And both have become killers. In the books, Nymeria went off to form a very large wolfpack — perhaps we'll see this wolfpack on the show, or perhaps Arya will one day reunite with her wolf, and/or her siblings, once again. 

24 May 06:04

Hold the Door! How Hodor’s Reveal Could Change the Future of GAME OF THRONES!

by Stephanie Ritter
Rachel

That's it. I think I need to catch up on this show. :(

Close the door now if you don’t want to be touched by the spoilers, because beyond this wall of words, it’s gonna get real spoiler-y up in Nerdist News today. We’re talking spoilers for last night’s Game of Thrones and possibly the future of the series. You’ve been warned! Because last night, all hope was lost when the My Giant of Westeros himself, Hodor, was ripped from our hearts and literally ripped apart by terrifying skeleton hands.

Now, let’s talk time travel. The theories we pitched a few weeks back were exactly right: While Bran can affect the past, everything he does is in a closed loop. This means that anything he accomplishes in the past is something that’s already happened in this world, “the ink is dry.” Wait what? This is where it gets interesting. Bran has warging abilities and Greensight, a dangerously powerhouse duo, which means if he uses them in tandem—as he did in this week’s episode—he psychically links the past and the present. The result of this was gentle giant brain literally collapsing. So yep, he lived his whole life as Hodor just so Bran could figure out a new way to use his powers. With this knowledge, we can say with a good amount of certainty that everything major we’ve seen happen on Game of Thrones has been Bran’s fault. Fun. (Thanks George!)

One major theory we have is that the Three-Eyed Raven himself might’ve been behind the Mad King going, y’know, mad. If his time traveling accidentally drove Aerys mad, it would explain his insistence that Bran never interact with the past. But on the other hand, if he was so worried about messing with the past, why did he encourage Bran to warg Hodor into madness? And why did he die before telling us? What did he know that we don’t know? And does Bran know that he knew what we don’t know? Does anyone know anything? Honestly, it really feels like just a few more degrees of communication would save so many more innocent lives.

Oh! And then there’s the tiny little thing we forgot to mention—what was it? Oh yeah, Bran getting marked by the Night’s King, linking them physically (how very Voldermort of him). With the two linking through both time and physical space, does that make it possible for Bran to look into the past before the Night’s King became a White Walker? When he was rumored to be none other than Brandon “the Builder” Stark, thirteenth commander of the Night’s Watch and ancestor to Bran? If so, maybe Bran could use his powers to warg into his present White Walker form and send a message that causes the White Walkers to relent in the present?

But what do you guys think? Is all that just an ice-cold pipe dream? Is Bran going to warg the Night’s King to stop the White Walkers or will he screw up history so bad that not even Daenerys and her dragons will be able to melt those ice-zombies? Do you think the “burn them all” was really about the White Walkers and not in fact, the friends and family of every character we know and love? And will Tormund and Brienne of Tarth finally get the rom-com treatment they deserve? Let’s discuss!

18 May 16:18

Bun

Rachel

I find it infinitely funny when the doctors at the clinic call rabbits 'buns' or 'bunbuns'.

If a wild bun is sighted, a nice gesture of respect is to send a 'BUN ALERT' message to friends and family, with photographs documenting the bun's location and rank. If no photographs are possible, emoji may be substituted.
16 May 23:09

Build a Raspberry Pi-Powered Media Player That Plays a Simpsons Episode at Random

by Thorin Klosowski
Rachel

This.

There are a ton of Simpsons episodes, but if you long for the days of just watching whatever episode happens to be playing on TV at any given moment, DIYer Stephen Coyle build a little system powered by a Raspberry Pi Zero that plays a random episode.

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16 May 20:28

How Chris McCandless Died

by Bruna Dantas Lobato

For those of you who won’t rest until you find out the truth about how Chris McCandless died, know that neither will Jon Krakauer. His recent discoveries appear in the afterword to a new edition of Into the Wild, released in 2015. Also check out this Millions essay on extreme survival books.

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13 May 14:07

Newswire: The CW picks up Riverdale, new shows from Supernatural and Jane The Virgin producers

by William Hughes
Rachel

A)I guess I'll have to start watching Supergirl now that it'll be on the CW. and
B) Carver out? Dabb in? Hmmm. This speculation is probably reality now.

Delighting fans of romantic geometry and weird, crown-shaped hats—and rapidly depleting our precious supply of “Stay outta RiverdaleSimpsons references—The CW has announced that it’s ordering Greg Berlanti’s Archie adaptation Riverdale to series. Starring KJ Apa, Lili Reinhart, and Luke Perry, the “subversive” take on America’s favorite teenager will be Berlanti’s fifth series on the network, joining Arrow, The Flash, Legends Of Tomorrow, and the just-migrated Supergirl.

But it’s not just Berlanti, the Shonda Rhimes of light-and-fun comic book adaptations, who got good news today. The CW also gave a green light to Jane The Virgin producer Ben Silverman, for his new telenovela adaptation, No Tomorrow. Based on a Brazilian series, it centers on a no-nonsense young woman who falls in love with an all-nonsense fella (Galavants Joshua Sasse) who thinks the world is about to end. Also, like Jane, the series ...

13 May 03:53

Outlander Style: Untimely Resurrection

by Tom and Lorenzo
Rachel

I'd wear that brown flower dress today. Swoon. (Now that I've discovered this style blog, I'll be sharing more of the stunning costumes this season!)

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Going into this week’s deep dive, we sense that it will be a scattershot affair. The world of the Frasers gets thrown into serious turmoil – more so than usual, and that’s really saying something – and subsequently, things felt disjointed somehow, both from a structural sense, in terms of how the story beats played out (so much time on Jack Randall’s re-introduction, followed by Claire’s betrayal of Jamie happening totally off-screen) and in the costuming. The intrigue and competing agendas swirling around Jamie and Claire are getting so thick that the costumes themselves seem to be referencing alliances forged and broken, warring armies, callbacks to earlier confrontations, and even religious iconography. All very appropriate both for the themes of the story and the time and place in which it’s set.

 

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The color for Claire this week is blue. She will wear other colors, of course, but blue repeats significantly not only in her costumes. but in the costumes of quite a few of the other characters. The blue, gold and white of her sleepwear and dressing gown situates her quite well in her surroundings, which are predominately blue and gold in this scene. This works on several levels.

 

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First, it underlines her status as mistress of this house, someone who is fully committed and engaged with this lifestyle. But it also could be said that the matching color schemes tie her down to the house, make her feel literally a part of it, as if trapped or limited by her role.

We realize these sorts of ideas get extremely subjective and interpretive – and don’t necessarily reflect the thinking of Terry Dresbach, Outlander’s amazing costume designer – but our whole take is that this kind of picayune meaning-derivation is also a good way to work your way through the actual themes and motifs of the story itself and to show how all the elements of a filmed text – not just the actors and the words they say, but the lighting, art direction, cinematography and yes, costume design – work in tandem to tell a story.

 

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Note that the blue, gold and white motif plays out again in a second, very similar scene. This time, with the bonus of religious iconography with the apostle spoons. That’s notable because to us, Claire is working a semi-ironic “Madonna” look. Both of her blue-and-gold dressing gowns over a white simple gown evoke countless Madonna paintings over the last millennia-plus. And of course, “Madonna” is what Master Raymond calls Claire, for reasons of his own. This is ironic for two reasons. The first is that she is also referred to as La Dame Blanche in this story, pretty much the reverse of the madonna figure: a witch. The second reason it’s ironic is that, while she’s pregnant herself …

 

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… her entire storyline this episode revolves around the breaking up of another romantic relationship in order to secure a bloodline more beneficial to her. Like La Dame Blanche, it represents the exact opposite actions of a traditional Madonna figure. And yet here she is, parading around the story in massive blue cloaks and regal blue dressing gowns, a twisted madonna figure meddling in other people’s bloodlines and families.

But we shouldn’t get too caught up in this motif, because it’s not the only thing Claire wore this episode.

 

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The purple’s notable for another reason:

 

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Not only does it call back the purple the Comte wears in a later scene, but it’s worth noting that he is wearing the same ensemble he wore when he confronted Claire outside Master Raymond’s. And since Claire strongly suspects the Comte is behind Mary’s attack, the similarity in color tends to underline their enmity toward each other.

Note that Mademoiselle Elise’s blue-and-gold gown calls back to Claire’s waiting-for-Jamie-to-get-home ensembles. Literally the Madonna/Whore complex played out in costumes.

 

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This dress was the biggest sartorial bomb-drop since her famous Versailles red dress. Look at those two ladies passing in front in that last shot. Almost every element in their gowns differ from Claire’s in some way. Different neckline, different sleeves, different bodices, different skirts, different hats, different gloves. They don’t look like they belong in the same century – and that is entirely the point. Claire looks like some MGM starlet in a 1940s period drama, like Greer Garson or Vivien Leigh.

Look at how she, Jamie and Sandringham are all rendered in shades of brown; a very tenuous, more or less faux alliance rendered in costuming choices.

 

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Interestingly, Claire’s dress also manages a tenuous connection with Annalise’s. Their pinks and purples coordinate very nicely with each other even as Claire’s dress once again looks like it landed from the moon when compared to the dress of Jamie’s ex. Again: every single element differs. Sleeves, neckline, bodice, skirt, hat.

 

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Another nice effect these costumes have is to practically drown you in 18th Century femininity, which makes the next several entrances into the scene all the more acute. Annalise looks like a cupcake and Claire is almost literally a walking garden. Who or more notably, what enters the scene next?

 

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A TON of military uniforms, a wall representing both the ultimate 18th century idealized males and the ultimate in danger: kings and soldiers, all having a dick-measuring contest right in front of her. Suddenly, Claire’s big MGM flowers look … not ridiculous so much as grossly incongruous. This tends to quite accurately underline her feelings in this scene, which could justifiably be summed up as “I WANT TO BE ANYWHERE BUT HERE RIGHT NOW.”

Jamie makes a nice partner to her here. They both stand far apart from all that primary-colored military finery in their earth-toned outfits. While Claire’s garden tends to paint her very much as an outsider, Jamie’s cooly neutral tone helps to underline his calmly collected point of view while his relatively unadorned coat matches Claire’s modern and no-frills aesthetic.

 

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And it isn’t remotely surprising that he’s wearing his kilt, his symbol of power, while confronting his nemesis.

Just look at the way he sits in it when he gets home from challenging Randall:

 

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These neutrals and earth tones carry through to the final scene as Murtagh joins in to underline what must always be noted about them. Like Sandringham and his rich brown coat, these nature-based colors signify their non-French status. And that sense of uneasy alliance.

Once again, this dress tends to render Claire even further outside the proceedings. All of that visual noise comes up against the simple neutrals of Murtagh and Jamie. She is the actor at the center of this drama. It all centers around her choices, which makes it all the more reasonable for her to be the one your eye goes to in every scene.

 

You can listen to our interview with “Outlander” Costume Designer Terry Dresbach here.

For more discussion on your favorite shows, check out our TV & Film forum.

We ask that you please not discuss any aspect of the books at all in our comments section. We are here only to discuss the episodes of Outlander the TV series that have aired up until this date and nothing else. If you’d like to discuss the “Outlander” series of books check out the “Outlander“ thread on our Books forum.

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10 May 14:18

And that song! Is Supernatural going to…kill god?I can’t...

Rachel

I think it was Robbie's sneaky way of saying goodbye to the fans. cry



And that song! Is Supernatural going to…kill god?

I can’t even.

09 May 14:01

An Iced Tea Made for Wine Lovers — Daily Find 05.09.16

by Kristin Appenbrink
Rachel

Wha?!

Sonoma Cabernet Iced Tea

• $7.99

Wine lovers, listen up! For all those times when it's not quite socially acceptable to break out a bottle of your favorite vino, we have a solution for you: iced tea that's made with freshly harvested grape skins instead of tea leaves. Think of it like a wine you can drink on a Tuesday afternoon.

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09 May 13:18

Newswire: Alden Ehrenreich is the new Han Solo

by Sam Barsanti
Rachel

Fun Fact: This young star got his start on a little show called Supernatural.

According to The Hollywood Reporter, Hail Caesar!’s Alden Ehrenreich has been cast as the young Han Solo in Phil Lord and Chris Miller’s Star Wars spinoff movie, beating out every other guy in the world who had the confidence to think they could live up to the legacy of one of the most iconic characters in movie history. Ehrenreich’s name was on the most recent list of frontrunners for the role, alongside Taron Egerton (The Kingsman) and Jack Reynor (Transformers: Age Of Extinction), but apparently he proved to be just a little bit more of a stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder than those other guys. He’ll now be replacing Harrison Ford, of course, who probably won’t be playing Han Solo anymore after…that thing happened to him in Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

Lord and Miller are the directors behind The Lego Movie, 21 ...

07 May 02:47

Elisabeth Moss Will Star in Hulu’s The Handmaid’s Tale, Trading the Sexist Past of Mad Men for the Sexist Future of Gilead

by Jackson McHenry
Rachel

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Peggy Olson may have been the most famous Elisabeth Moss character to live in a society that devalues women, but she certainly won't be the last — and not just because today's world is already pretty sexist. Hulu has made a straight-to-series order for an adaptation of Margaret Atwood's 1985 novel The Handmaid's Tale with Moss set to star as Offred, the titular handmaid. Like the novel, the series will take place in a dystopian version of the United States known as Gilead. Women have been stripped of their rights and some, like Offred, are kept as concubines for a theocratic ruling class. The 100's Bruce Miller will write and executive-produce the project, while Atwood will act as a consulting producer for the series, which is set to debut its first season in 2017. No word on who will play the Fred to Moss's Offred — hopefully not Pete Campbell.

07 May 02:44

Social Justice Kittens: the postcards

by Cory Doctorow
Rachel

Eat it.

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Chloe from Portland's Reading Frenzy writes, "Six of our favorite Social Justice Kittens are back in postcard form! Next up: MRA Puppies! Postcards by Sean Tejaratchi/LiarTownUSA (previously) published by Show & Tell Press!" (more…)

04 May 14:43

Met Gala or Jupiter Ascending II?

by Stubby the Rocket
Rachel

Amazing.

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The theme for this year’s Met Gala—the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s annual Costume Institute benefit—was “Manus x Machina: Fashion in an Age of Technology,” which gave fashionable Hollywood types an excuse to get really, really shiny. Some people interpreted the theme differently (or very loosely), but for the most part, it looked less like a regular red carpet and more like a very elaborate audition for a Jupiter Ascending sequel that we would absolutely watch. Claire Danes as a space queen in a light-up dress? Zoe Saldana in the longest space-train? Yes, please.

For the best take on the gala’s silver-dress spectacular, check out Genevieve Valentine’s glorious red-carpet rundown, which will tell you who looked like the patron saint of androids, and who enjoys feeling like a beautiful moon princess. (Besides Stubby, that is.)

28 Apr 14:42

Old People On Facebook Are The Funniest

by Miss Cellania
Rachel

If my mom could ever remember her Facebook password, she's totally 19.

I’m not altogether convinced that the 27 Facebook posts are all from elderly people, but they all show a charming amount of naiveté about social media. Or even computer usage. The obviously elderly lady above, who expects to get a profile pic installed about Thursday, makes perfect sense to me: she needs someone with a digital camera to come and take her picture. Younger readers thought it hilarious because it doesn’t take days to upload a profile pic. See? It’s a matter of perspective. Then there are posts that can really bother you.



Now we have to wonder what you do with the orange. That will bother me all day. There are people interacting with corporate accounts like they are old friends. And Grandma, who loves her vibrator. See all 27 of these at Buzzfeed.