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14 Jun 02:18

Newswire: Game Of Thrones’ Michiel Huisman to star in Netflix’s Haunting Of Hill House series

by Sam Barsanti
Rachel

I will not watch this. I will not watch this. I will not watch this.

On Game Of Thrones, Michiel Huisman’s Daario Naharis may have been politely asked to leave his Khaleesi so she could conquer the known world without a boyfriend dragging her down, but Huisman isn’t just going to wait around and hope she’ll return to him someday. He’s decided to line up another TV gig, with The Hollywood Reporter saying that he has signed on to star in Netflix’s The Haunting Of Hill House reboot. As we’ve previously reported, this new take on Shirley Jackson’s 1959 novel will be a 10-episode TV series, with Hush director Mike Flanagan writing, directing, and executive producing.

The series is about four people living in a old mansion that—spoiler alert—may or may not be haunted, and Huisman will play a guy named Steven Crane who writes supernatural books.

14 Jun 02:17

Damon Lindelof Explains That Bizarre Leftovers Meets Perfect Strangers Episode

Rachel

NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A PERFECT STRANGERS TIE-IN. I would have been on board a lot sooner. smh.

Mark Linn-Baker, a.k.a. “Cousin Larry,” was totally game for the absurdity.

10 Jun 00:34

All the Details on SUPERGIRL, THE FLASH, RIVERDALE, and SUPERNATURAL’s Returns to THE CW

by Blair Marnell
Rachel

"God’s evil sister" ..uh,what? I thought you watched and liked this show, Nerdist? Also, Maggie and Alex=no more?? Please no.

The CW’s television season is winding down, but it won’t be too long before our favorite shows return with new seasons. Today, The CW unveiled its official fall lineup, and it looks like fans of iZombie, The 100, and Black Lightning are going to have wait until midseason for those shows to come back. However, we do have premiere dates for Supergirl, The Flash, DC’s Legends of Tomorrow, Riverdale, Supernatural, Arrow, and others.

To get you ready for the next round of The CW’s, we’ve put together a primer on when each show is returning and the latest word on what we can expect to see in the new seasons.

SUPERGIRL

Supergirl Homecoming

Premiere Date: Monday, October 9

Supergirl is staying at 8pm on Monday nights, and Melissa Benoist’s Kara Zor-El is going to be nursing a broken heart following the departure of Mon-El (Chris Wood). But she’s got much bigger problems on the horizon. As hinted in the season finale, Reign is coming to Earth, and actress Odette Annable has been signed to portray Supergirl’s new nemesis.

Fans of the Alex and Maggie romance probably aren’t going to be happy to hear that Floriana Lima is only going to be a recurring player this season as she looks for other acting opportunities. But we think, hopefully, that The CW will learn its lesson from The 100 and keep Maggie alive rather than simply killing her off. To help fill the void from Maggie’s apparent departure, Katie McGrath’s Lena Luthor is going to be one of the main characters next season.

THE FLASH

The Flash -- "Shade" -- Image FLA306a_0151b.jpg -- Pictured: Grant Gustin as The Flash -- Photo: Katie Yu/The CW -- © 2016 The CW Network, LLC. All rights reserved.

Premiere Date: Tuesday, October 10

The Flash will once again anchor Tuesday nights at 8pm, but without Grant Gustin’s Barry Allen. At least that’s what the creative team behind the show wants us to think. It’s more likely that Barry’s stint in the Speed Force will be short, and he’ll be back in action before long. In the meantime, perhaps Keiynan Lonsdale’s Wally West will go from calling himself Kid Flash to The Flash, like his comic book counterpart.

If the history of this show is any indication, we’ll soon meet another version of Harrison Wells, as played by Tom Cavanagh. It’s not clear if Tom Felton or Anne Dudek will be back on a regular basis as Julian Albert Desmond and Tracy Brand, respectively. But we do know that Clifford DeVoe a.k.a. the Thinker will be the main villain of season four. However, the Thinker has not yet been cast.

DC’S LEGENDS OF TOMORROW

DC's Legends of Tomorrow -- "Leviathan"-- Image LGN113a_0014b.jpg -- Pictured (L-R): Arthur Darvill as Rip Hunter, Sharon Taylor as Rebel Leader, Franz Drameh as Jefferson "Jax" Jackson, Brandon Routh as Ray Palmer/Atom and Victor Garber as Professor Martin Stein -- Photo: Dean Buscher/The CW -- © 2016 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved.

Premiere Date: Tuesday, October 10

DC’s Legends of Tomorrow are backing into the 9pm slot on Tuesdays, after The Flash. Last season, the Legends defeated the Legion of Doom, but the cliffhanger ending suggests that they’ve broken time… unless there were always dinosaurs living in modern Los Angeles. The consequences for that screw-up have yet to show up on the rest of the Arrowverse shows, but we wouldn’t be surprised if it does here. So far, we know about at least one new heroine who is joining the crew of the Waverunner: the Mighty Isis! Although given recent events in the world, that heroine is probably going to have a different codename on the show. Tala Ashe will portray Isis’ alter ego, Zari Adrianna Tomaz.

RIVERDALE

The CW

Premiere Date: Wednesday, October 11

The resolution of Riverdale‘s central mystery is still fresh in our minds and we refuse to spoil it for anyone who came late to the game. The first season is on Netflix, so you don’t have any excuses if you’ve been looking for an opportunity to dive in! Next season, Riverdale is anchoring Wednesday nights at 8pm, and we can expect to see an expanded role for Reggie. Charles Melton is taking over for Ross Butler, who is departing the show. Mark Consuelos is also joining the series as Veronica’s father, Hiram Lodge, while Casey Cott and Skeet Ulrich have been promoted to series regulars. That means we’ll see a lot more of Kevin Keller and Jughead’s dad, respectively.

SUPERNATURAL

Supernatural -- "The Chitters" -- Image SN1119a_0164.jpg -- Pictured (L-R): Jensen Ackles as Dean and Jared Padalecki as Sam -- Photo: Katie Yu /The CW -- © 2016 The CW Network, LLC. All Rights Reserved

Premiere Date: Thursday, October 12

The wayward sons of Supernatural will carry on for their 13th season in the 8pm slot on Thursday nights. And after the events of the season 12 finale, it looks like Crowley and Lucifer are out of the picture for good. However, the early word is that we haven’t seen the last of Misha Collins’ Castiel. However, we currently have no idea who the big bad of season 13 will be. It’s kind of hard to top God’s evil sister and Lucifer!

ARROW

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Premiere Date: Thursday, October 12

Arrow is out of its traditional Wednesday night slot and moving to 9pm on Thursdays. It’s going to be a lonely season for Stephen Amell’s Oliver Queen, what with the apparent death of all of his friends on Lian Yu. Of course we don’t think that everyone died, but for that cliffhanger to have any power it means that someone isn’t getting off of the island.

Who’s going to survive? Emily Bett Rickards’ Felicity and David Ramsey’s John Diggle are pretty safe bets. Rick Gonzalez and Juliana Harkavy were both promoted to series regulars, so Wild Dog and Black Canary are sticking around. And Katie Cassidy is also coming back as Black Siren. That leaves Thea (Willa Holland), Quentin Lance (Paul Blackthorne), Mr. Terrific (Echo Kellum), Deathstroke (Manu Bennett), and the mother of Oliver’s child, Samantha Clayton (Anna Hopkins). Start placing your bets now!

Which returning CW shows are you most excited about? Let us know in the comment section below!

Images: The CW

09 Jun 02:36

7 New Books You Need to Read This June

by Boris Kachka
Rachel

I have bought and am already reading one! Success!

Each month, Boris Kachka offers nonfiction and fiction book recommendations. You should read as many of them as possible.

The Answers, by Catherine Lacey (FSG, June 6)
A novel about a woman paying for a bizarre medical treatment by submitting to a “Girlfriend Experiment” — joining a stable of women fulfilling one man’s needs (she’s “Emotional Girlfriend”) — sounds like a sharp dystopian turn from Lacey’s realist debut, No One Is Ever Missing. It is certainly that, but Lacey’s deft play with ideas instead feels like a more colloquial and essayistic answer to late DeLillo. As Mary’s narrative gives way to other points of view, Lacey explores not just the tragedies of exploitation but also the unknowability of others, and maybe the uselessness of love.

Black Moses, by Alain Mabanckou, trans. Helen Stevenson (New Press, June 6)
Born in the Republic of the Congo, Mabanckou left for Paris as a young man to write in French; he returned many years later, wrote a memoir, and then drew on interviews with people in his coastal hometown for this wild picaresque of a novel. The orphan with the titular nickname becomes a petty criminal, a self-styled Robin Hood, and the middle-aged inmate of a mental asylum. Longlisted for a Booker, this isn’t a happy story — the would-be prophet can’t even deliver himself from captivity — but it’s vivid, funny, and pointed on Africa’s political horrors.

The Weight of Lies, by Emily Carpenter (Lake Union, June 6)
An early entry in the beach-thriller sweepstakes, Carpenter’s story is much more layered and nuanced than most. Contracted to write a memoir of life with her mother, the famous thriller author Frances Ashley, daughter Megan takes the opportunity to explore the facts behind Frances’s best-known novel, Kitten, which pins a murder on an 8-year-old girl and is based on a real case with a muddled outcome. Complications accrue — along with subtle commentary on online fandom — when Megan travels to a Georgia island to interview the grown “murderer,” whose life unraveled in the wake of fan harassment.

The Ministry of Utmost Happiness, by Arundhati Roy (Knopf, June 6)
Twenty years after plumbing an intricate Kerala village tragedy in her acclaimed first novel, The God of Small Things, the writer finally returns to fiction with a bigger and bolder palate. Politics intrude more frequently and deeply, but the internal lives of unfortunates are still Roy’s principal concern. Mainly there is Anjum, a transgender woman living in a Delhi graveyard, and Tilo, a woman in love with a Kashmiri separatist. Their stories, which converge around a mysterious foundling infant, show how mutable identity and affiliation can be, even in a culture rooted in caste.

The Bright Hour: A Memoir of Living and Dying, by Nina Riggs (S&S, June 6)
Memoirs of serious illness are haunted by the twin specters of death and self-help; whether ending in remission or posthumous sainthood, they suffer from the soft bigotry of the critic-proof. Riggs, who died at 39, a month after finishing this book, emulated entirely different writers, from Cheryl Strayed to essayists like Michel de Montaigne and her ancestor, Ralph Waldo Emerson. Her story was driven not just by her dark pursuer, breast cancer, but also by lives lived and books read. Read it for its insights, not its subject.

Lincoln and the Abolitionists, by Fred Kaplan (Harper, June 13)
While the current occupant of the Oval spins the fantasy that Andrew Jackson would have prevented the Civil War, Kaplan successfully unearths another president, John Quincy Adams, as the real force behind the movement that would end in Northern victory. Abraham Lincoln never committed to racial equality; this we already knew. (He wanted freed slaves sent to Africa.) But by contrasting the Great Emancipator with his fervent abolitionist predecessor, Kaplan shows Lincoln for what he was: complicated, calculating, accommodationist.

A House Among the Trees, by Julia Glass (Pantheon, June 13)
Though the award-winning novelist based her children’s-author protagonist very loosely on Maurice Sendak, the fictional Mort Lear lives and breathes on his own — even if the plot only gets going once he dies, leaving his literary estate to his longtime assistant (sister of the man who once inspired his blockbuster’s boy hero) and a secret in the hands of an actor playing him in a biopic. These well-meaning contestants over his legacy, along with the director of a museum shafted in Lear’s will, show off Glass’s signature talent for rendering characters as full as any you’d meet.

08 Jun 12:21

Beverly Hills, CA; Technical Services Librarian, Margaret Herrick Library

by uwslis
Rachel

Applied.

TITLE Librarian, Technical Services DESCRIPTION The Margaret Herrick Library is seeking a entry-level, resourceful, energetic, service oriented Librarian, Technical Services (LTS). The successful candidate will support and provide analog and digital processing, and general collection maintenance activities of the Technical … Continue reading →
27 May 04:54

Newswire: Uh oh, somebody told Paul Ryan about GIFs

by Katie Rife
Rachel

whew

Settling a long-standing and rather heated debate here at the offices of The A.V. Club, we finally know the correct pronunciation for the word GIF: However Paul Ryan doesn’t say it. Congratulations team “Jif, like the peanut butter,” your linguistic quirks have been vindicated through the power of partisan politics and spite:

That’s video of the current Speaker of the House engaged in an interview with Axois Media co-founder Mike Allen, following up a softball question about what he misses about just being a regular asshole and not a powerful one with a Nerf ball question about GIFs. Gizmodo transcribed their conversation, in which the adorable 47-year-old scamp excitedly describes what he does when he’s not thinking of ways to deprive poor Americans of health care:

Mike Allen: You’re known for texting your members. I understand that your texts have a new, fun addition ...

Paul ...

24 May 04:02

Cannes 2017: Salma Hayek Has Completely Lost It

by Tom and Lorenzo
Rachel

I'm here for ALL of this!

Mrs. Fashion Luthor is a textbook example of what happens when someone with far too many resources at their fingertips gets to choose their own outfits.

 

Salma Hayek and Francois Henri Pinault attend Kering’s Women in Motion Awards Dinner during Cannes Film Festival 2017 in Cannes, France.

Admittedly, this dress isn’t the worst thing we’ve ever seen her in, but that pink wig might be. No lie: we blurted out “SHE’S ONLY WEARING THAT THING TO COVER FOR MR. LUTHOR’S OBVIOUS DYE JOB,” which looks like it’s still drying. The dress is fine, actually. It just would’ve been much better with a black lining instead.

You might think the post title to be a bit harsh, but you need to brace yourself for the Mexican Edina Monsoon cosplay to come:

Salma Hayek attends Kering’s Women in Motion Lunch with Madame Figaro in Cannes, France.

JESUS, woman.

We’d like to say “There are no words …” but the fact remains that there are words; plenty of them, in fact. Words like “tacky,” or horrifying” or  “lacking in taste” or “fashion victim” or “an assault on all that is good and holy in this world.”

 

 

Style Credits:
First Look: Gucci Black Embroidered Dress
Second Look: Gucci Printed Jumpsuit | Gucci Sunglasses | Stella McCartney Shoe

[Photo Credit: INSTARimages.com, Getty Images]

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24 May 04:01

CW Upfront 2017 Red Carpet Rundown

by Tom and Lorenzo
Rachel

"That'll do"??!? I think that'll MORE THAN DO. I don't fawn over him normally, but fuck.

Darlings, the stars, the sort-of stars, and the soon-to-be-stars all came out to poledance for the CW’s fall lineup. They are practically begging for your attention. Won’t you give?

 

 

Ashley Murray

While we love the chorus girl shoes, we’re afraid we have to inform you that you’re wearing a pillow sham, dear.

 

 

Caity Lotz

Love the hair, but you really didn’t need to match it with a pair of tacky sandals.

 

 

Camila Mendes

Fun and fresh. Not everyone can pull off the mega-pants trend, but she’s crushing it.

 

 

Gina Rodriguez

Pretty and romantic, but slightly too dressy. At least she’s not overdone in the styling.

 

 

Jensen Ackles

That’ll do.

 

 

KJ Apa

This, too, will do. Who knew the CW boys had such knacks for suit-wearing?

 

 

Lindsey Morgan

Nice enough, but a bit generic.

 

 

Lucy Hale

Ditto.

 

 

Luke Perry

Cater waiter.

 

 

Madelaine Petsch

Switch the bra out for a white cami, tank or bralette and this would be pretty cute.

 

 

Marisol Nichols

It looks a little bit like the ladies room of an expensive restaurant, but that’s a fun print. We’d have waved her away from the matchy shoes, though.

 

 

Melissa Benoist

We literally yelped out loud when we got to the elf feet. Girl, what the hell.

 

 

Rose McIver

Someone doesn’t have honest people in her life who’ll tell her the hard truths when she needs to hear them.

 

[Photo Credit: Getty Images]

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24 May 03:58

Great Job, Internet!: Who gives a shit about what these things even are

by Clayton Purdom
Rachel

This kind of makes me rage. I've never been diagnosed with anything but my fidget ring helps. Fuck this.

Perhaps you’ve seen videos making the rounds on Reddit, Twitter, and elsewhere of these little fucking things. You spin them? They’re for kids who have trouble concentrating, or something, but now all kids love them. It looks like a little triangular gear, and little kids throw them at each other or make them do tricks. Maybe it has something to do with the water bottle flipping thing?

It doesn’t fucking matter.

They’re pogs, right? These things do not matter. Maybe they’re fun—yo-yos are fun! You spin them. There are a lot of questions about them, that, to be honest, we are all better off not finding answers to.

Honestly, they might be connected to Lil’ Yachty, a rapper(?) who is popular with kids. He seems to be extremely contentious, which probably has something to do with his advocacy or distaste of these fidget spinners ...

24 May 02:58

Declawing linked to chronic pain and aggression in cats

by Melissa Breyer
Rachel

REALLY>>!>>!!??!?! TELL ME MORE>!>!>!>>!>!>!?!??!?!??!??!?!!??!!??GRRRRRRRRRR!?!!??>@@>#>@>@>@>?@#N$IO@RNFBOEGUBAE

Declawing cats often leads to long-term pain and unwanted behaviors.
18 May 15:20

Medieval Death Bot shows the various terrible and horrible ways people died in the Middle Ages


 
The slogan of the Medieval Death Bot is “real deaths from medieval coroner’s rolls,” and that’s precisely what the deliciously informative Twitter feed has been serving up for several years now.

It’s kind of like a Chaucerian...

18 May 15:19

This Company Makes Super Cool Toys For Your Super Spoiled Cat

Cute picture of a cat that has an awesome scratching post record turn table.

Want to spoil your cat? There's no better way than getting him or her a super fun toy from SUCK UK! You can get it on Amazon. Cool DJ scratches, Pink Cadillac and even a tank! Check out their Irresistible cardboard toy vehicles for cats.  



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16 May 21:57

Newswire: Fox TV executive floats the idea of a How I Met Your Mother reunion

by Esther Zuckerman
Rachel

HARD PASS

How I Met Your Mother ended just a couple of years ago with a largely disliked finale, but today an executive tested the world’s tolerance for exhuming shows from the dead by suggesting that maybe it should be revived.

Answering a question about whether Bones, of all things, might ever come back during a press conference call this morning, Fox Television Group CEO Dana Walden took the opportunity to float the possibility of bringing Ted, Barney, and the gang back together. “We’ve been in business with so many of these creators for such a long time and these shows are so long running, and they’ve had the opportunity through streaming services to be introduced to an entirely new generation of viewers,” she said. “That does feel like an event, reuniting characters from a very long-running show. I would say How I Met Your Mother, one of the ...

16 May 20:52

TV Club: How on Earth did Sense8 forget to provide emotional resolution in its finale?

by Rowan Kaiser
Rachel

I'm glad I wasn't the only one that felt like there should have been more.

Sense8 is a set of promises. With the premise of the show, it promises certain things: a diverse set of characters and locations, high production values, and sensate communication weirdness. As it’s progressed, it’s made new promises, and largely delivered on them.

Wachowski-level action sequences? Promised, and delivered multiple times in just the first half-dozen episodes, particularly Nomi’s escape and Capheus’ gang fight. Intense, earnest emotional connection? Promised and delivered with the famous karaoke sequence. At an individual level, Sense8 promised seasonal arcs for its characters, with almost every single member of the cluster having a straightforward story in the first season which achieved resolution by its end--Wolfgang with his uncle, Lito coming to terms with his sexuality, and so on.

But the biggest promise that Sense8 made, and delivered on magnificently, was the final sequence of the season, the grand rescue involving the entire cluster, for ...

16 May 19:17

Men Upset Show for Men Cancelled

by Aimée Lutkin
Rachel

Ugh, good riddance. Repeats of this are on before Spn. The. Worst. (Plus side: while I wait, I flip around and watch repeats of the Jeffersons.)

Among the many fallen shows this season was the Tim Allen vehicle Last Man Standing, a show about a conservative man in a topsy-turvy liberal world. And that has pissed off a bunch of internet-active men.

Read more...

13 May 05:08

Newswire: Fox miraculously renews The Exorcist for season 2

by Katie Rife
Rachel

Hernando! heart_eyes

Ignoring the lessons of history about what happens when you give a sequel to anything Exorcist-related, the power of relatively decent ratings has compelled Fox to save its TV version of The Exorcist from cancellation. The network has granted the show a second season, according to Entertainment Weekly; the move comes as a surprise, considering that Fox failed to order additional episodes after the show finished its initial 10-episode run. That almost always means cancellation, making this—wait for it—something of a miraculous resurrection for the show.

Also according to EW, The Exorcist averaged 3.2 million viewers and a 1.2 rating among adults 18-49, which are pretty bad numbers until you compare them to the even worse numbers garnered by some of Fox’s other hour-long shows—like Scream Queens, whose fate is still uncertain at the moment. It does sound like Fox is planning some ...

13 May 05:07

Arrested Development Season 5 in the Works!

by CS
Rachel

Huzzah!!! There are dozens of us!

Arrested Development Season 5 in the Works!

Arrested Development Season 5 in the works!

It looks like it’s time for fans of Arrested Development to celebrate as star Jason Bateman revealed on Twitter today that he has signed on for more episodes. Bateman posted the following about Arrested Development Season 5:

It’s been two years since executive producer Brian Grazer said that 17 more episodes of the Bluth family’s adventures were on the way. “I love Arrested Development, but it was never a huge thing,” Grazer said then, “but people are loyal to it, and we’re going to do another 17 episodes. So stay tuned for Arrested Development.”

Following its initial three seasons from 2004 – 2006, the quest for more Arrested Development had been a long road. The promise of more episodes eventually blossomed into the non-linear fourth season that debuted on Netflix in 2013. You can watch all four seasons on Netflix right now.

Twentieth Century Fox Television and Netflix have yet to comment on the new season, so we’ll have to see if we’re actually getting those 17 episodes.

Arrested Development centers around Michael Bluth (Jason Bateman) and his eccentric family comprised of his son George Michael (Michael Cera), his father George Bluth Sr. (Jeffrey Tambor), his mother Lucille (Jessica Walter), his brothers George Oscar Bluth II (Will Arnett), Buster Bluth (Tony Hale) and sister Lindsay Funke (Portia de Rossi), and Lindsay’s husband Tobias (David Cross) and their daughter Maeby (Alia Shawkat).

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13 May 01:43

Newswire: Fox renews Brooklyn Nine-Nine for a fifth season

by Erik Adams
Rachel

Thank. Fucking. God.

As the fictional detectives of Brooklyn’s 99th precinct recently discussed, in the past year they’ve survived witness protection, re-assignment to the night shift, a potential shutdown, and one of their own getting hit by a bus. Now there’s one more item to be added to that list: Fox has ordered a fifth season of the sitcom. The news comes from The Hollywood Reporter, which puts Brooklyn Nine-Nine alongside fellow returning Fox comedy The Last Man On Earth. That leaves New Girl as the network’s last live-action comedy to learn its fate—but if it’s canceled, Officer Winston “Carport Hero” Bishop could always transfer to the Nine-Nine. The shows take place in the same universe, after all.

13 May 00:04

Great Job, Internet!: Happy 61st birthday, Homer Simpson!

by William Hughes

Fans know that the Simpsons approach to time is almost as fluid as its grip on space; hence—to pick an example based on nothing except how much it irritates us—Homer and Marge’s history as young lovers in both the 1970s and the 1990s. (Grr.) Normally, the show plays things loose with exact dates, but an eagle-eyed fan spotted at least one instance when it got specific: a shot of Homer’s driver’s license in season four’s “Duffless.” While the license is coy about Springfield’s location—the state abbreviation being the strictly imaginary NT—it spells out Homer’s date of birth, including the year, with perfect clarity:

So, hey: Happy 61st birthday ...

11 May 02:13

Helen Mirren Thriller Winchester Gets a Release Date

by Max Evry
Rachel

Do you think that the Winchester gun doesn't exist in the Supernatural universe? To have a haunted house that Sam and Dean have never investigated or talked about is weird.

Helen Mirren Thriller Winchester Gets a Release Date

Helen Mirren thriller Winchester gets a release date

CBS Films has announced a release date for their upcoming supernatural thriller Winchester, which stars Helen Mirren, Jason Clarke, Sarah Snook and Angus Sampson. The film will be released on Friday, February 23, 2018, two days after Marvel Studios’ Black Panther on February 16, and five days before Legendary’s Pacific Rim: Uprising on February 23.

Inspired by true events, Winchester follows the story of firearm heiress Sarah Winchester (Helen Mirren), who was convinced that she was haunted by the souls killed at the hands of the Winchester Repeating Rifle. After the sudden deaths of her husband and child, she threw herself into the 24-hours a day, seven days a week construction of an enormous mansion designed to keep the evil spirits at bay. But when skeptical San Francisco psychiatrist Eric Price (Jason Clarke) is dispatched to the estate to evaluate her state of mind, he discovers that her obsession may not be so insane after all. The film will take audiences inside the labyrinth-like house that is believed to be one of the most haunted places in the world.

Winchester is written and directed by Michael and Peter Spierig (Predestination, Daybreakers), and produced by Tim McGahan and Brett Tomberlin.

Are you looking forward to the Helen Mirren thriller? Let us know in the comments.

Winchester

Winchester

(Photo Credit: Getty Images)

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11 May 01:29

Police Called In To Deal With "Armed" Cat In Tree

by Zeon Santos

When police officers in Newport, Oregon were called in to deal with a cat supposedly armed with an assault rifle perched in a tree they took the report seriously for some reason.

Maybe they know something about a new line of cat-sized assault rifles I don't know about, or perhaps they were trying to find footage for their bodycam blooper reel.

Either way- they issued a "verbal warning" to the cat, who was actually armed with a stick:

-Via Boing Boing

04 May 04:00

Our First ‘Outlander’ Season Four Casting News is Rollo!

by Sarah Ksiazek
Rachel

They've cast the dog! My third favorite character! (Adso, the cat being my second favorite)

**Spoiler Alert: If you have not read Drums of Autumn and do not want to be spoiled on season four, it is best to skip this post for now.**

If you are late to the party, a season four pickup was announced at the same time season three was announced.  We already know that the crew is prepping for season four in Scotland, and yesterday came the news of our first casting announcement and it is of the furry kind.

Two puppies have been announced to play Rollo, young Ian’s (John Bell) dog.  These puppies are a Northern Inuit breed.

Author Diana Gabaldon spoke to EW about Rollo’s importance for season four (and Drums of Autumn).

“They look cute, but tough. They should be just right to play Rollo when the time comes,” Gabaldon tells EW. “They’d need to growl and look menacing on command, I think, and carry back prey of one kind or another to their master. I assume they wouldn’t let them catch things on camera … especially fish, of course.”

In Drums of Autumn, Rollo first comes into contact by young Ian Murray. Says Gabaldon, “Rollo and Young Ian met on the docks in North Carolina, when Young Ian won the dog in a card game, and a life-long bond was formed between them, meaning that Rollo became a member of the ever-growing Fraser family.”

Source: Starz, EW

27 Apr 23:21

WORLD WAR Z Sequel Taps David Fincher to Direct

by Dan Casey

File this under: “You’ve gotta be kidding me!”

In a frankly shocking piece of news, David Fincher is evidently nearing a deal to direct the World War Z sequel for Paramount Pictures and Skydance Productions. The news, first reported by Variety, seems particularly surprising given that Paramount had previously yanked the film from its release calendar, but stranger things have happened. Now it seems that Fincher will join returning star Brad Pitt for a new foray into the world of fast-moving zombie action.

The fact that World War Z is actually getting a sequel makes sense given that it earned $540 million at the global box office. While Fincher is reportedly weary of doing sequels after his unpleasant experiences with Alien 3, the fan-favorite director and his talent for crafting intricate, creepy dark dramas seem like they could provide a breath of fresh air for the World War Z-quel.

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This dynamic duo of David Fincher and Brad Pitt is one that is a proven commodity both at the box office and among audiences. The pair has had a fruitful artistic partnership over the years, collaborating on Se7enFight Club, and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. They were working on a reboot of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea together for Disney several years ago, but the project fell apart in the development phase.

Fincher’s filmmaking style seems particularly well suited to hew closer to the Max Brooks novel on which the film franchise is based, and could offer a series of dark, twisted stories about life after the zombie apocalypse using globetrotting ex-UN employee-turned-hero Gerry Lane (Brad Pitt) as the lens through which we experience them.

WORLD WAR Z

According to reports, the film has not yet been officially greenlit by newly minted Paramount CEO Jim Gianopulos, but it is expected to go into production in early 2018. Fingers crossed that we won’t have succumbed to zombie fatigue by then.

What do you think of this news? What would you want to see from a World War Z sequel? Let us know in the comments below.

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Dan Casey is the senior editor of Nerdist and the author of books about Star Wars and the Avengers. Follow him on Twitter (@Osteoferocious).

21 Apr 17:43

We Found The Simplest Way To Get Your Cats To Love You

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Richard.

Meet the cool Interactive sweater by MeowMix, the cat food manufacturer. The sweater, which comes attached with a ball of yarn, is also a cat toy that was released as part of April fools. We can only assume your cat won't be able to get enough. So dear people at MeowMix, can you please release it for purchase as well? Thanks!

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21 Apr 14:01

20 Adorable Fashion Items For Anyone Who's Obsessed With Cats

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cool accessories,fashion,items,Cats

Lady cat fashion 

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18 Apr 20:53

Random Roles: Jane Seymour on how Dr. Quinn was not supposed to last and her “whole new career” in comedy

by Will Harris

Welcome to Random Roles, wherein we talk to actors about the characters who defined their careers. The catch: They don’t know beforehand what roles we’ll ask them to talk about.

The actor: Since making her film debut in 1969, Jane Seymour has experienced a number of career renaissances and repeatedly managed to reinvent herself as an actor, something that happens all too infrequently in Hollywood. While you can attribute part of her success to her ability to bounce between high drama and lowbrow comedy seemingly without blinking an eye, it’s just as likely because she doesn’t like to lose. With a filmography that includes spies (Live And Let Die), Cylons (Battlestar Galactica), century-spanning romance (Somewhere In Time), frat-boy comedy (Wedding Crashers), and life in a frontier town (Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman), Seymour keeps audiences guessing as to where she’s going to turn up next. Currently ...

18 Apr 17:35

AMERICAN GODS: A Book-to-TV Primer

by Victoria McNally
Rachel

I can't wait to see House on the Rock in this...it's already so trippy, film is just going to magnify that

How do you take a surreal, reality-bending novel like American Gods and faithfully adapt it to television? Turns out, it’s easier than you think — you just do what Starz did and tap Hannibal showrunner Bryan Fuller, and you’re already halfway there.

Of course, even though Fuller is well suited to the task of bringing Neil Gaiman‘s magnum opus to the small screen, it’s still an incredibly dense and intricate story to tell. Are you a book fan who wants a refresher, or to know what’s going to be different about the show? Or are you just one of those people who loves the heck out of spoilers and wants to know what you’re getting going in? Either way, allow us to bring you up to speed before the show premieres on April 30 with this handy primer.

What’s the book about?

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After being released from prison to discover that his wife has died, Shadow Moon finds himself being courted for a job by a man named Mr. Wednesday. While traveling cross-country with this mysterious stranger, he discovers a world populated by ancient gods and other mythological beings that our immigrant ancestors believed in when they first came to America. Not only are the Old Gods fading from the collective consciousness, but they’re also being targeted by the personifications of America’s New Gods, who get their power from technology and mass media. Wednesday wants to rally the Old Gods for a battle, and needs Shadow’s help to convince them to fight.

But what’s it really about?

Early on in the book, Shadow asks Mr. Wednesday if he’s American. “Nobody’s American,” he responds. “Not originally.” Those four words represent the central thesis of the book: that in a nation made up of different immigrant experiences (including even Native Americans, whose ancestors traveled across the Bering Strait during the Ice Age), there is no quintessential way of being. Makes sense, considering that Gaiman himself is an immigrant and wrote the book entirely based on places he’d been while on a lengthy road trip.

Of course, a story about legendary religious figures is also ostensibly going to be about belief and sacrifice, both of which the deities of American Gods need to survive. And it’s also about the staying power of mythology and legends, and how they are warped and shaped over time by the people who learn them and pass them along.

Major Players

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Shadow Moon. Our hero, whom we meet at the end of a three-year prison term. He’s a big, quiet dude who’s a lot smarter than he looks, but who lives a little aimlessly. Played by The 100’s Ricky Whittle.

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Laura Moon. Shadow’s wife, who dies in a car crash just before he’s released from prison. Despite being dead, she features prominently in the series. Played by Emily Browning of Suckerpunch.

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Mr. Wednesday. A rumpled-suited con man with one glass eye, who enlists Shadow as his bodyguard while he travels around the country rallying the Old Gods to wage war. He is the manifestation of Odin from Norse mythology. Played by Ian McShane, because of course he is.

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Mad Sweeney. A six-foot tall leprechaun. In the book, his accent is American because he’s “been over here too long.” In the show, however, he’s got the Irish brogue you’d expect a leprechaun to have. Played by Pablo Schreiber.

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Czernobog and the Zoryas. These gods come from ancient Slavic mythology and live in Chicago. Vechernyaya (Cloris Leachman), Utrennyaya, and Polunochnaya are sisters of varying ages who represent different stars in the sky. They live with Czernobog (Peter Stormare), who’s known as the Black God.

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Mr. Nancy. The West African trickster god Anansi, who also manifests as a spider. His human form is played by Orlando Jones from Sleepy Hollow. He’s also a main character in Gaiman’s spin-off story, Anansi Boys, which is currently still in development for a miniseries over at the BBC.

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Mr. Jacquel and Ibis. Two Egyptian Gods of the Dead who work as funeral directors in Cairo (pronounced Kay-ro), Illinois. Jacquel (Chris Obi) is the god Anubis, who can also manifest as a dog; Ibis (Demore Barnes) is Thoth, a nebbish scholar.

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Easter. In the book, Easter is described as a warm, plump woman living in San Francisco; unlike the other Gods, she’s doing pretty okay for herself, even though everybody mistakes her spring harvest festival for a Christian holiday. She’s being played by the bright ball of sunshine that is Kristin Chenoweth.

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Low Key Lyesmith. Shadow’s prison inmate. I’m gonna let you guess who he also is based on his name. Played by Jonathan Tucker, a.k.a. Boon from Justified.

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Bilquis. The Queen of Sheba, who was once thought to be half-demon. In the book she’s a sex worker on the streets in Los Angeles; the television show has updated her current living situation a little bit. She’s played by Yetide Badaki, who also voiced Ebele Yetide in the most recent Call Of Duty game.

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Technical Boy. He’s basically the internet in human form. In the books, he’s a depicted as a stereotypically fat hacker kid, but the show has designed him to look a little bit more like Max Headroom’s shitty younger brother. He’s played by British newcomer Bruce Langley.

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Media. A bright woman whom Shadow thinks looks like a newscaster. He first meets her manifesting as different characters on television, including Lucy Ricardo and the cast of Cheers. She’s being played by Gillian Anderson, so let’s hope in addition to Cheers references we maybe get an X-Files one someday?

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Mr. World. He seems like one of the lackeys of the New Gods at first, but by the end of the book it’s clear that there’s something else going on with him. Which makes sense, because you don’t cast Crispin Glover in a role unless it’s gonna get real juicy.

What Will the Series Change from the Book?

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The first season of American Gods will only last eight episodes, and showrunner Bryan Fuller said he intends for the series to go for about three to four years. This means that we probably won’t get very far into what happens in the book just yet, although don’t worry — some fan-favorite scenes and characters have been shifted around so that the narrative sets them up a little earlier. If I had to venture a guess, I’d say that the show will probably end sometime before Shadow moves to Lakeside, Minnesota, and save his time there for next year.

As you might imagine, race will also play a prominent factor in the series. Even though Shadow is not white, he is depicted as ambiguous enough that no one knows what to make of him (Gaiman once said that he always thought Dwayne Johnson would have been a perfect Shadow 10 years ago, to give you a sense of who he was picturing). Based on the first four episodes that Starz sent out to press, it seems that they’ve chosen to identify him definitively as black, which ultimately might play more powerfully given the current political climate. Whittle also plays Shadow as a more incredulous, talkative character than he is in the books, which makes sense. After all, most of what we know of his thought process is via third person narration, which just doesn’t work as well on television as it does in a novel.

Expect the female characters in American Gods to get a little more love and attention, too — much in the same way that Bryan Fuller expanded and added female roles to Hannibal, he’s also expanding many of the roles that women filled in American Gods. Bilquis, Laura, and her friend Audrey Barton will all be prominently featured more than they are within the original text. Otherwise, Fuller said at SXSW this year, it would be “a bit of a sausage party.”

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Oh, and there’ll also be a character you won’t recognize at all: Vulcan, whom Neil Gaiman created just for the television series after coming across a statue of the Roman god in an Alabama steel town. He’s played by Psych actor Corbin Bernsen. Since he’s the god of weaponry and the forge, you can imagine he’s doing very well for himself in America.

Speaking of which, Jesus will also play a minor role in the series, despite not really appearing in the book beyond an appendix in the 10th anniversary edition where Shadow meets him while holding vigil. He’ll be played by Jeremy Davis, and according to Entertainment Weekly he’ll factor into the origin story for Kristin Chenoweth’s Easter.

What Are Fans Most Excited to See?

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In addition to following Shadow’s journey across the country, American Gods is also full of rich, dense prose that describes how the Old Gods and the displaced people who once believed in them came to America. Some of these passages — the chapter about a djinn working as a taxi driver in Manhattan, or the one where Bilquis takes a lover, for example — are recreated with lavish devotion to the source material (and if you know the scenes I’m talking about, let me tell ya: Starz does not have the same problem with male nudity that HBO does in Game of Thrones).

In fact, while there are some details changed here and there, you’re sure to recognize a lot of dialogue (particularly spoken by Mr. Wednesday, whose lines are often ripped straight from the text) and even some song cues if you’ve reread the book recently. You know the part early on where somebody puts The Dixie Cups’ recording of “Iko Iko” on the jukebox at Jack’s Crocodile Bar? That definitely happens. So does the part where Media talks to Shadow on the TV in the middle of an I Love Lucy episode (and yes, she makes the same, uh, “offer” that she does in the book). And the part where Shadow helps Mr. Wednesday to rob a bank by dreaming of snow. Also, did I mention the Bilquis scene? Because dear god, the Bilquis scene. I won’t spoil it, but suffice it to say that it’s exactly what you’re picturing and it’s perfect in every way.

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Which brings me to the biggest moment in the book that fans will want to see: the meeting at the House On The Rock, a massive roadside attraction in Wisconsin that also happens to be built on sacred ground (as it’s explained in the books, most tourist traps in America are holy, because “people feel themselves being pulled to places where, in other parts of the world, they would recognize that part of themselves that is truly transcendent”). It’s there that Wednesday first brings together as many of the Old Gods as he can to make his pitch, and where they first reveal their true nature to Shadow. Bryan Fuller has described what it was like to go out there in interviews, although that was long before the series started filming or before it was even cast. Still, I can think of no better moment to serve as the climax for the first season, can you?

Overall, I think fans of the series are most excited to see how Bryan Fuller, a showrunner best known for his surreal and visually stunning work on Hannibal, will approach the magic realism that defines American Gods. Above all else, the book is a dreamlike character study about what makes America the vast, contradictory collection of symbols that it is. If anybody can make that come to life, it’s the guy who made us all fall in love with a literal man-eater.

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Book fans, do you have a favorite scene or character you’re dying to see in the Starz series? Let’s talk out all our favorite parts of the source material in the comments below.

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14 Apr 01:47

None more black: The grim American gothic horrors of ‘Wisconsin Death Trip’

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I think something the documentary hit on that most people overlook is that this shit still happens today. There was nothing special about that town or that time. The juxtaposition was just to highlight how messed up we are as humans.


Black River Falls’ Miss Congeniality circa 1890

Between the years 1890 and 1900, something terribly wrong happened to the good people of Black River Falls, Wisconsin. A tiny mining town populated mostly by Norwegian and German immigrants lured by the promise of cheap land, the once-bustling community fell into disrepair in the late 1880s when the...

13 Apr 21:19

Newswire: Nintendo to discontinue that mini-NES Classic you still haven’t been able to find

by Matt Gerardi
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Jesus H. Christ. What even is the point of life?

Nintendo’s NES Classic Edition was one of the hottest, hardest to find products of 2016. A tiny replica of the company’s first home console with 30 built-in games, it’s been near-impossible to find in stores ever since its release, and it’s about to become literally impossible. In a statement made to IGN, a Nintendo Of America representative said the diminutive console has officially been discontinued. The last batch of NES Classic Editions will be heading to North American retailers throughout April, and once they’re gone, the device will be gone for good.

And to all you Nintendo fans who’ve been searching for one of these things for months, only to now find out that you’ll never be able to get one without paying exorbitant prices to third-party sources, the company wants you to know it’s sorry. “We understand that it has been ...

13 Apr 17:26

Kids Who Use Touchscreen Devices Sleep Less at Night

by George Dvorsky on Gizmodo, shared by Andy Orin to Lifehacker
Rachel

Adults too. Insomnia is a bitch and I need to stay off my phone.

Touchscreen devices like smartphones and tablets are now fixtures of many households, so it comes as little surprise to learn that young children who don’t work or go to school are among their most active users. In the first study of its kind, researchers have learned that infants and toddlers who spend more time on…

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