Because everything is sacred.
I’m a regular guy, who likes food. I like pizza, and I like hot dogs. Do I think that those two can combine? Not always, but Pizza Hut is going to try and change my opinion.
Coming June 18, according to the aptly-named The Impulsive Buy (which is exactly what I’ll be doing when this shit hits stores), Pizza Hut will begin their rollout of the hot dog crust in US restaurants. The crust has been formerly tested in Australian, Canadian, and Korean markets, but if there’s anything we know about the US it’s that we can never turn down a good idea. Here’s an Australian commercial detailing the pizza crust:
Now, will I eat this? I ate a burger that had a literal Snickers bar in it this past weekend and I wasn’t phased, so you bet your ass I’m gonna eat this. Is it going to be enjoyable? Probably, but only time will tell.
Are you going to eat the Pizza Hut Hot Dog Crust when it hits? Or is this fast food gone too far?