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01 Dec 03:57

The Opposite of The Hunger Games.



So I took next week off work, so once I left the office a half hour after noon last Wednesday, I was free! For a while. How about that! I've got some plans to iron out but I haven't gotten into the nitty gritty yet. Mostly been "on vacation" with Jennifer (who took the pictures of me in this post) so far. Like for instance, yesterday we saw Catching Fire. The word on the street was that it was a good movie; the first movie was fine, but just okay. People are gung-ho about those books, & I only think they are alright, so it fits. Catching Fire was better than the first movie, & better than the book, but still over-long. The best things about it are: it removes Katniss' inner monologue in favor of letting Jennifer Lawrence act, which is great. Katniss is...not smart. The movie just made that textual. Similarly, the way the movie dealt with the "twist" was smart. In the novel, the whole "go to Battle Royale" premise of the first book is just recapitulated. It was disappointing; in the movie it is disappointing. The main characters, the "universe" of the Capitol & Panem, the supporting characters, the rivals...everybody expresses that frustration & fatigue. Anyhow, I can't help but be part of the cult of J-Law, so I was into it. Plus, Johanna Mason! Was she that cool in the book? I don't remember her being particularly cool in the book, but she was in the movie.



Then the other day we had "Thanksgiving" with Kira & Nino & Olivia & Judy. The construction of that sentence is "'Kira & Nino' & 'Olivia'" & "Judy." Hence the crazy run-on ampersands. I put "Thanksgiving" in quotes because the big tribal Thanksgiving, which I sort of think of as the "real" one, isn't till next week; you know how scheduling shenanigans can be. This was just a "let's do something turkey-ish" on the day itself. Hey! A bunch of lunatic theocrats got help from native peoples & then they all lived happily ever after. If by "all" you only mean white people. Anyhow! Harvest festivals are okay with me, besides that, & anyhow, didn't Honest Abe invent Thanksgiving? Kira decided to be playful about it; she made a turkey curry & we ate that with some shrimp & some fried rice & plenty of wine. Spent most of the time playing with Olivia till it was her bed time, then we absconded & snuck back after she was asleep. Meanwhile, Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellan were across the street tweeting pictures of their Thanksgiving. We should be friends! Guys! I ended up leaving before Jennifer, at about 10:45...I was a sleepy kitten, & I could tell that Jenny was settling in for the long haul. & she did, she didn't come home till after I was asleep. I'm an old dude; I woke up at 5:30 the next morning. Like I do probably a third of mornings. Otherwise I normally get up at six or sometimes sleep in till seven! Eight or eight thirty on the weekends!

24 Sep 00:05

Bay Bridge Troll in Oakland, California

The original Bay Bridge Troll

Whether it's a troll, a demon, a gremlin, or a boggart, the malevolent steel figure welded to the underside of San Francisco's Bay Bridge has supposedly been keeping the span safe since its construction.

Built over three nights by a local artist, the Bay Bridge Troll was fastened to a discreet girder under the bridge by the steelworkers who were repairing the bridge, which had been damaged by an earthquake. Once authorities discovered the 18-inch trickster, it was too late and it was grudgingly left to work on the one bolt it was fastened to. Locals talk of how the gargoyle protected the bridge and its travelers from further harm as no other catastrophe befell the bridge.

Recently the troll's portion of the bridge had to be rebuilt and the original figure has reportedly been removed.  However, city officials have stated that there is already a new troll somewhere on the new bridge and have teased photos of the sculpture across social media. The Bay Bridge might change, but the troll remains constant. 

In November 2013, it was announced that the original bridge troll would be displayed at the Oakland Museum of California through February, and hopefully find a permanent home in a soon-to-be developed spot called Gateway Park, located at the touchdown of the eastern span. 


    






14 Sep 15:51

The Bones of the Wawel Dragon in Krakow, Poland

The bones of the Wawel dragon.

Poland's Wawel Cathedral holds the remains of a number of Polish royals as well as some of the country's most famous religious art, but the real attraction at the massive religious compound is the hanging bundle of bones which are rumored to have belonged to a local dragon.

Hanging next to the cathedral's entrance are the “real” bones of Smok Waweleski, the local dragon. They are chained together in a random jumble, hanging high above the main doors. Before the city was founded Smok was said to live in a cave under one of Wawel's rolling hills. Smok was of the classic maiden-devouring ilk and the local people even had to put out a fresh young woman each month to quell his appetite. According to legend he was finally killed by a local hero (or a local apprentice depending on the version), who fed Smok a lamb laced with sulfer. This made the beast so thirsty that he drank water from the river until he exploded.

As delightful as it would be if the remains were truly mythological, the bones are actually thought to be fossilized whale bones or mammoth bones. Regardless of their true origin, they have been there for centuries and are credited with magical powers. 

22 Aug 01:42

Giants lose heartbreaker to ... wait, what?

by Grant Brisbee

And in 2013, there was a walk-off win against the Red Sox. The players looked around, smiled a bit, and ambled onto the field to shake hands. The crowd was politely appreciative. Brandon Belt went out to congratulate Marco Scutaro and got caught between a hop and a tackle, so he kind of hockled into him. Everyone was really pleased. Just so pleased.

The strangest game of the year, methinks.

From the fourth through the sixth inning, the Giants had nine at-bats with a runner in scoring position. They had a runner in scoring position and no outs in all three innings, including two triples with no outs. They didn't get any of those runners home. It was art. It was Larry thinking of a brand-new way to hit Shemp with a mallet, something that totally redefined what it meant to be hit with a mallet. It was beautiful, that failure, just beautiful.

The Giants won, anyway. And when they won, they kind of looked around and said, "Well, that wasn't unpleasant." Which was exactly the right way to approach it. The Giants won, and I have no idea how they did it. That hasn't happened a lot this year.

First, what you've been wondering:

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That's the last pitch of the game, from the catcher's perspective. It was probably a strike, but it wasn't as obvious as it looked. David Ross stabbed at it, too, which didn't help anything. But you will never see that again for the next … oh … 20 years. A game-winning walk-off walk on a 3-0 pitch right on the corner. Umpires look for those pitches. They look for the pitches two inches farther off the plate. There have been studies on this stuff. An umpire calling that pitch a ball in that situation is as rare as … why, it's as rare as catcher's interference calls in back-to-back games.

So, no, don't feel guilty for the close call going the Giants' way. Not that you were thinking that.

I was all set to roll with a silver-linings post. The end of the season can still be a successful one, of sorts, if Ryan Vogelsong pitches well enough for the Giants to exercise his option. He would have to pitch extremely poorly for them not to exercise the option, but that's kind of what he's been doing all year. He was pitching poorly enough to make the option less than a sure thing. After some first-inning misery, Vogelsong started the grind, grind, grind that he's so good at, and he pitched his Voglesongiest game of the year. Seriously, that's the game they put on the back of the dust jacket on the book about Vogelsong's renaissance. It was vintage, classic stuff.

And Brandon Belt looked sensational again. For the second time this week, he was just a homer short of the cycle, working counts and using the whole field.

Between Vogelsong and Belt, there were enough good signs to take the sting out of a loss like that.

Except the Giants won. They were 0-for-11 with runners in scoring position. They still won. They snatched humble winnings from the jaws of … wait, no … they tickled victory at the base of the fe … no, no … hold on. There's a saying, but I can't place it. Wait, here: snatched victory from the jaws of defeat. What a weird saying. What does that even mean. And they didn't so much snatch the victory as much as they watched the defeat fall down the stairs.

What just happened?

Whatever it was, it was pretty cool. And Shane Victorino got hit with another pitch! This was the kind of game you would have told your kids about if it didn't make you sterile.

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I can't remember who tweeted this box score, so my apologies. The year was 2004, Jake Peavy (Padres) and Ryan Vogelsong (Pirates) matched up for the first time, and all of these things happened in the game:

  • Jose Castillo played shortstop
  • Jose Bautista pinch-hit for Vogelsong and lowered his OPS to .484
  • Rich Aurilia played third for the Padres
  • Rich Aurilia was on the Padres
  • Salomon Torres gave up two runs
  • Rod Beck pitched a perfect eight-pitch eighth
  • Rod Beck was on the Padres

And Bruce Bochy managed, of course. Apparently Peavy/Vogelsong match-ups are the full moon of the baseball world.

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The Giants were 0-for-11 with runners in scoring position. They led two innings off with triples, and they didn't score. I'd like to think in the sixth, Brandon Belt stopped at second on purpose because he's superstitious.

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You probably had an idea this was coming. All of the walk-off walks since the Giants moved to San Francisco:

Yr# Date Batter Opp Pitcher Score Inn
1 1958-07-05 Willie Kirkland STL Larry Jackson tied 4-4 b9
2 1958-08-27 Orlando Cepeda MLN Bob Trowbridge tied 2-2 b12
3 1961-05-14 Matty Alou MLN Ron Piche tied 7-7 b9
4 1961-05-17 Jim Marshall CHC Don Elston tied 3-3 b9
5 1964-04-17 Chuck Hiller STL Ron Taylor tied 4-4 b10
6 1965-06-26 Jim Ray Hart PHI Gary Wagner tied 5-5 b9
7 1968-08-28 Bobby Bonds HOU John Buzhardt tied 3-3 b9
8 1969-08-31 (2) Jim Davenport NYM Ron Taylor tied 2-2 b11
9 1975-08-23 Mike Sadek NYM Tom Hall tied 1-1 b9
10 1984-09-03 Dusty Baker CIN John Franco tied 3-3 b9
11 1986-07-31 Candy Maldonado ATL Gene Garber tied 2-2 b9
12 1993-05-23 Todd Benzinger CIN Greg Cadaret tied 2-2 b9
13 1998-04-12 Bill Mueller STL John Frascatore tied 1-1 b9
14 2001-07-19 Jeff Kent COL Juan Acevedo tied 1-1 b9
15 2002-05-13 Jeff Kent ATL Chris Hammond tied 6-6 b11
16 2003-09-06 Marquis Grissom ARI Matt Mantei tied 4-4 b11

It's rarer than you think. I don't remember any of them.

05 Jul 20:00

Photo Du Jour: Commander Shepard

by Brock Keeling
Photo Du Jour: Commander Shepard Commander Shepherd from Mass Effect 3 shot by Bob Horowitz. [ more › ]
    


04 Jul 23:06

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This past Friday I published this post which featured a photo of a monitor showing Katara and Aang’s grown-up children, Bumi, Kya, and Tenzin. Later that night at work I saw Colin’s answer to an anonymous “ask" (I can’t figure out how to link or reblog it properly in my browser, so the screen shot at the top will have to suffice). It is a shame the anonymous asker drew an incorrect assumption based on one image created in relatively uncontrolled conditions, and I feel that Colin’s answer hit the nail on the head.

Normally I would leave it at that. I prefer to stay out of this type of discourse on Tumblr and let the large body of work Mike and I have put out there over the years speak for itself (which obviously DOES NOT include the gross misinterpretations and misrepresentations of our work in this guy’s work). There’s nothing perfect about me or my work, but I am proud of it and the diverse, inclusive, atypical-for-American-TV world it portrays and the characters that populate it, and what it means to many people all over this globe.

But, like most people, I don’t like seeing the spreading of misinformation, nor being falsely accused of something, nor fans of Avatar and Korra believing we have let them down regarding a very sensitive issue when they are mistaken. The claim that “none of Katara and Aang’s kids share Katara’s complexion" is unequivocally false. Kya’s color model shares the exact same skin color as Katara’s; Tenzin’s skin is a touch darker and less saturated than Aang’s; and Bumi’s is just about in the middle of his siblings’. I made a color swatch chart above, with all the colors taken directly from the characters’ normal color models. I included Korra’s and her parents’ skin tones on there as well, just for reference. I also compiled screen shots of all the characters with the color picker open, sampling their skin tones. You can see for yourself that Katara and her daughter Kya share the same color code: #bd916f

Depicting diverse characters is an issue that is very important to me. But as an art director, depicting a variety of lighting situations, light temperatures, colored light sources, color atmospheres, contrast levels, dynamic ranges, tinted filters, tones, styles, moods, exposure settings, diffusion levels, etc., is all very important to me too, all in an attempt to make great, inspired, sophisticated, beautiful art that reflects something of the complex world in which we live.

Real flesh and blood skin is shiny in places, matte in others, translucent, reflective, uneven, smooth in places, textured in others. It reacts to light and color in such complex ways that while most people rarely even think about it in our normal day experiences, the properties are so intricate and subtle that mastering its accurate representation eludes students of painting such as myself for years on end. On the other hand, 2D cartoon character skin is a flat field of projected or printed color. It is an abstracted, simplified representation. If one adds lighting to a 2D animated character, that whole color field of skin tone is lightened––uniformly, unless you apply a the few limited techniques at our disposal in TV animation involving gradations. If one adds lighting to real flesh and blood skin, highlights and core shadows are formed, light models surfaces and bounces onto others, colors are reflected from surrounding objects… on and on. 3D animation certainly has many more tools at its disposal to depict skin in a realistic fashion, but even that isn’t a cakewalk and many attempts plummet into the uncanny valley.

As Colin made reference to, color theory is an incredibly fascinating, frustrating, and bewildering pursuit. I’ve been studying and trying to apply it for twenty years, and I’m still in its awe. There are so many factors to consider before trusting your own perception. For example, in the image above with the characters’ heads, Kya’s skin appears to my eye to be slightly lighter than Katara’s, despite the fact that I know they are absolutely the same color. This is most likely due to the effect of simultaneous contrast, also known as contrast effect: in simple terms, colors are pushed lighter, darker, warmer, and cooler based on what other colors are next to them. I’ve taken a sample of Korra’s normal skin tone and applied it to an illustration with a painted background and all of a sudden it looks green. On another background it might appear gray. Or bright orange. The average 2D animated show out there in the world has stock normal color models for its characters that they use for almost every scene (occasionally with a “night" version that is a bit darker and cooler). Typically the character models are presented in a vacuum, with no change in lighting, atmosphere, contrast, etc… no regard for any of the artistic properties mentioned above that I am trying to utilize in my animation art direction.

I’m not going to make that kind of show. Instead, I’m going to add lighting, change contrast levels, mix up the colors of light sources, try to inject some atmosphere into the world we’re creating. And as a result, characters’ skin tones are going to appear different depending on the context of the scene. The colors on a normal color model sheet are what’s called local color in color theory. This is the color of an object in neutral, even light. But it’s just a starting point, a flat color field in a vacuum. On Avatar we dialed every single color model from its normal model to match the lighting and color atmosphere of the background painting for each sequence in all sixty-one episodes. On Korra we do that too, and take it many steps further by adding lighting and atmosphere effects in the compositing stage, all in a pursuit of a dramatic, cinematic aesthetic. Sometimes it works out and I’m satisfied with the results. Sometimes the effects are too heavy-handed and even I’m saying, “His/her skin looks too light!" Unfortunately, this is a TV show production where we are frantically making dozens of episodes at once and we don’t get to finesse the final composites like they are able to do in feature productions. I fix what I can in retakes and color correction, but there’s only so much I can do. But I’d rather have a few fumbles in the pursuit of good art than make a flat show with no lighting or atmosphere.

And I enjoy sharing sneak peeks of the work we’re making with you guys, which often means I take a snapshot on my iPhone or DSLR of a screen and post it on Tumblr. Take a look at the last compilation of images above to see how differently colors, particularly skin tones, can vary depending on their sources. This opens up another vastly complex subject of which I am a frustrated student: photography. Take color theory and multiply it by optical engineering and then by computer science and then pull all of your hair out as you try to get your meticulously processed photo to appear the same color and contrast level on a variety of digital devices and non-color-managed web browsers and non-color-calibrated monitors. Or try the simpler task of taking a picture of something on a TV screen and see how different the photo looks than the image you saw. Everything goes out the window. While you’re at it, take digital pictures of the same red apple at different times of day, in different rooms, under different lights, outside in different weather. Then pull all of those photos into your computer and make color swatches of what you thought you knew to be “red." Then try painting a picture of that apple using just those sampled color swatches. You’ll start to see how complex this all is.

I am all for social justice and breaking down ignorance and oppressive, hurtful social constructs, particularly when the path to that is to inform, educate, open minds, and promote empathy and equality. I am not a fan of self-righteousness in any form and I struggle to keep from drifting in that direction with my own views and convictions. The internet provides a great platform to call BS on a lot of things, and I encourage people to use it for that. But now that you have the official local color swatches of these characters’ “normal" skin tones in the image above, I can assure you that using it like some Behr color chip ammunition to lambast every fanart depiction of Korra that doesn’t match #a08365 is a flawed pursuit. Ask yourself if any of the things listed above in this post might be factoring into a color variation before you shoot from the hip with your judgement. And if the depiction of Korra in some fanart is without a doubt offensive to you, consider phrasing your response in a way that could help them see it your way. Art is hard! Maybe he or she is trying to get the hang of painting and working with color (skin being one of the hardest things to master). Maybe he or she is still ignorant to the worldly views that are obvious and significant to you. You could take this opportunity to turn it into what they call in parenting “a teaching moment." You could open some eyes and educate someone who might turn around and share their enlightenment with many others.

I haven’t even scratched the surface of all there is to discuss on this topic in this overlong post. But I urge you to consider any number of the factors listed and described above before you jump to false conclusions, get your feelings hurt, or lash out with self-righteous condemnation based on a variable rather than a constant.

Love, Bryan

Post from Bryan that stands on its own. But two things to note in addition to its main content:

1) “which obviously DOES NOT include the gross misinterpretations and misrepresentations of our work in this guy’s work

—Mike and Bryan have never publicly critiszed M Night Shayamalan before and these are harsh words.

2) He tags the post with “kataang babies" 

Wow, make sure you guys read the whole post. That M.Night thing is pretty explosive!

It is incredibly fun to be able to like something & trust the creators.  Also signal boosting kataang babies.

07 Jun 02:03

Starring Beartato, and Introducing “Reginald” as Himself

by nedroid

Starring Beartato, and Introducing “Reginald” as Himself

28 Apr 18:10

Giants take early five-run lead, lose fourth straight

by Grant Brisbee
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The Giants lost to the Padres in 12 innings. This was the 15th time the Giants have scored seven runs or more at Petco Park. This was the first time they've lost.

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The second time I was ever in a bar, I was with my roommate. He liked to order a shot of Jameson and a pint of Guinness at the same time. Saved the barkeep a trip, apparently. About an hour before closing, he started acting like a jackass -- fresh with the waitresses, obnoxiously loud, and all that. So I folded up the umbrella in my drink and stumbled home. Public spectacles make me feel uncomfortable.

Because this was 1998, I had the Internet on a computer in my house, which was a big deal. I lost myself in the standard stuff.

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After an hour, I heard a sound coming from outside.

AGFGRRRRRGACCCCCKHHLLHLHKKKK

HAHRRRRRRGGGRHRRRRRRRGGGDDFFFKKK

To this day, I have never heard vomiting quite like it. The key to Narnia was at the bottom of his intestines, and the only way we were going to cross over was if he brought the key back to our world. So he kept trying.

After 30 minutes of non-stop, violent retching, there was silence. I went outside, checked his pulse like a good friend, and went back to the Internet. After a few minutes, the door flew open. He stood there for a second, looking pissed that the open door wasn't the last stop in his journey. He bounced from wall to wall until he reached the bathroom. He threw up for another 30 minutes. I kept surfing the World Wide Web.

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This was eventually interrupted by my roommate standing in the bathroom doorway with his pants and underwear around his ankles. The kitchen was dark, so the light from the bathroom backlit him, making him look like a creeping monster from a '50s B-movie as he took each step, slowly advancing and groaning. Exactly like something from a '50s B-movie, except this monster had his dingus hanging loose and free. He took two more steps, and then the pants around his ankles did him in. He fell like he was hit with a spear, crumpling on the kitchen floor. He didn't move.

I started to panic. Was he dead? Was I supposed to call 911? I probably should have called 911. But for some reason, my first instinct was to grab him a blanket. It was December, there was snow on the ground outside, and he was probably freezing. When I approached him with the blanket, that's when I smelled it.

While my roommate was vomiting outside, he was also productive. It was a kind of multitasking, now that I think of it, because instead of puking and taking the time to go to the bathroom, he was able to do both at the same time. And when he came into the bathroom, it wasn't just to throw up more; it was to take off his pants and clean himself up. He never got to that last part.

We're talking solids, here.

Between the time he fell and the time I returned with the blanket, my roommate crawled just a little bit, clearly marking his journey from the bathroom door to the middle of the kitchen. The stench was unbearable, and even though it was 20 degrees outside, every window and door in the house was kept open for the rest of the night.

When he woke up in his room the next morning, it was because we were banging on his door, telling him to clean up his mess. He didn't remember anything, so he thought we were talking about a spilled soda or something. He rolled over in his blanket and went back to sleep.

He's a successful chef now. That one night didn't define him. He's a great guy, one of my dearest friends. But one night, he pooped his pants, smeared it down his leg trying to take his pants off, and then army-crawled five feet from the bathroom to the middle of the kitchen.

For some reason, I decided to write about this tonight.

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Dammit, Giants.

Here's a blanket.

17 Apr 04:07

Step 295: Print this out for your laundry room

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29 Mar 00:24

Royal Ivey: Wine Disrespector.

by Timothy Burke

Royal Ivey: Wine Disrespector.