"Orange is trash, green is for cans, and blue is paper... I think."
"Germs, Lardee, GERMS!"
"Whoah, Check it out! Someone threw out this cool dresser."
"Think of all the things we could stuff in here!"
"We're taking this."
"Ughh- I wish we had an elevator."
"We must disinfect ourselves first."
"Man- it's kinda dirty inside this dresser."
"Wait, what's that in the corner?"
"ARGHHHH!!!!"
"QUICK- GET IT! GROSS!!!"
(gasp-gasp-gasp!!)
"Hurry, use the whole bottle!!"
"Great. How do we get rid of this thing?"
"No Lardee- we must be humane."
"I have an idea I think will work."
"Careful..."
"Some final touches..."
"Okay, I'm pretty confident this will work."
"Well, if you have a better idea, say it now."
"Okay, ready?
And... push!!"
"It worked! Hooray!!"
"Hmm, we really shouldn't litter like that."
"Hey! Can someone throw that into the blue trash can for us?"
"Thank you."
We first heard about Jill The Sqwerlio back in October (see Part I and Part II.) Louisiana-based Jill was rescued after she fell from her tree during a hurricane. Here’s Part III c/o My Modern Met!
