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03 Sep 06:56

Here Are The Tomato Psychos

by Chris Thompson
IKEA Monkey

This looks fun, but also looks like burning

Valencia, Spain, is a place of many good festivals. For example, every March they do this festival called Las Fallas where all the neighborhoods in the city construct these beautiful, elaborate, occasionally gigantic papier-mâché figures and scenes that fill most of whatever intersection or square or park in which…

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03 Sep 06:51

When North Korea tests a nuclear weapon

IKEA Monkey

It is always so weird to see pics of Kim Jong Un with other officials, and especially contrasted with other North Koreans. He's so egregiously different. The NKs have to have started internally questioning things by now. I know their country is a "hermit kingdom" but tourism, guerilla media, etc, has to have at least STARTED some sort of germination of a seed of doubt, and seeing Kim Jong Gout walking around next to emaciated "leaders" has to sprout more seeds. I hope.

The first hint the world gets of a North Korean nuclear test is seismic activity.
02 Sep 17:55

What to Buy, and Skip, at ALDI

by A.A. Newton on Skillet, shared by Virginia K. Smith to Lifehacker
IKEA Monkey

I love Aldi, and this is helpful, but they're wrong about this: "they accept debit cards, EBT, and cash only." My local Aldi takes credit cards; could depend on the store. But I love Aldi. I LOVE ALDI.

Grocery stores are at a confusing juncture. Amazon is Whole Foods’ dad now, Publix expands ever northward, and Trader Joe’s prices keep creeping up. Thank goodness for ALDI, which has always had exactly one goal—to keep prices extremely low—and after more than a century in business, they’ve got low prices down to a…

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02 Sep 13:57

Logan Square apartment and retail development cleared for construction

by AJ LaTrace
IKEA Monkey

Holy shit they are just... cramming people into logan square.

The upcoming transit-oriented development will feature 134 apartments and 7,000 square feet of retail space

A week doesn’t go by where there isn’t news regarding new construction and development in Logan Square. And within the last week the developer CRG, a subsidiary of Clayco, has received formal permission from the city to begin constructing what will ultimately become a seven-story mixed-user at the southwest corner of the Milwaukee and Armitage intersection.

Located near the Western Blue Line station, the new development falls under the city’s transportation-oriented development ordinance which allows the developers to reduce the number of parking from the typically mandated 1:1 ratio of parking spaces per residential unit. The upcoming development for the site will contain 134 apartments with just 16 parking spaces. In addition, the development will feature 7,000 square feet of ground-level commercial space.

Not without controversy, the development received an aesthetic makeover during its planning phase which incorporated the facade of the John Ahlschlager-designed structure which was located at the site. Built in 1907, preservationists launched a campaign last year to have the building saved. Last month, crews were spotted at the site demolishing the historic building. However, the developer has since clarified and vowed to rebuild the structure and include it in the facade of the new development.

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Update: CRG’s communications lead has reached out to offer some clarification and their firm’s views on the John Ahlschlager-designed Weyland Building which stood on Milwaukee Avenue before it was removed last month.

“While we respect and appreciate the work of Logan Square Preservation, the Weyland Building is not a historic building,” CRB comms director Brittany Burke writes via email. “It is not on the City’s historic register and it is not orange-rated. However, it is a really old building with a façade the neighborhood group wanted to save. We’re glad to do that.”

01 Sep 18:33

Utah officer put on leave after handcuffing, roughing up nurse for doing her job

by Derek Hawkins 
IKEA Monkey

Cops are thugs.

A Utah nurse said she was scared to death when a police officer handcuffed and dragged her screaming from a hospital after she refused to allow blood to be drawn from an unconscious patient.

After Alex Wubbels and her attorneys released dramatic video of the arrest, prosecutors called for a criminal...

01 Sep 16:36

Brain genius Donald Trump again misspells "heal," a monosyllabic word

by Clayton Purdom
IKEA Monkey

He's got the best words

The president has suffered withering defeats in his short tenure at the hands of Republican leadership, the U.S. courts, and in some—but not all—of his handshakes with foreign leaders. We can add to that list of foes who have matched wits with the president and found him wanting the category of “monosyllabic words,”…

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01 Sep 15:09

Why Most of Harvey Insurance Claims Will Likely Be Denied

by Martha C. White
IKEA Monkey

Wow. Talk about adding insult to injury. Houston was terribly laid out. That's not the fault of homeowners.

Experts say the unique nature of Harvey's devastation means most home owners aren't covered.
01 Sep 13:34

Adoption through foster care on the rise: 'Every child deserves a childhood'

IKEA Monkey

Today in GOOD NEWS

Adoption through foster care on the rise: 'Every child deserves a childhood'A new national survey is offering hope for American kids waiting to be adopted: More people than ever are becoming parents in nonbiological ways, according to a new report.


01 Sep 13:17

Woman completes taco 10k

by foxnewsonline@foxnews.com (Fox News Online)
IKEA Monkey

Not all heroes wear capes

01 Sep 13:15

Sure, Trump Donated $1 Million For Disaster Relief, But Also Denies Climate Change and Wants to Cut Flood Risk Protections 

by Prachi Gupta
IKEA Monkey

He also was going to donate $5,000,000 to prove Obama's birth certificate wasn't real, so which is more important to him

Human hair burrito Donald Trump, who used Hurricane Harvey as a ratings ploy to pardon former Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio and claims to have seen the storm’s devastating effects “first hand” even though he didn’t, is now donating one million of his own hard-inherited dollars to relief efforts. Though that’s a not…

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31 Aug 22:37

Lake Forest’s palatial Morton Salt estate returns asking $7.9M

by Jay Koziarz
IKEA Monkey

Imagine taking a dump in that toilet

The slow-to-sell historic mansion has seen its price widely fluctuate for the better part of a decade

The historic and architecturally significant Morton estate is once again up for grabs in suburban Lake Forest, Illinois. Designed by renowned Chicago area architect David Adler for Morton Salt Company founder Joy Morton’s daughter in 1915, the neo-French Provincial style mansion imitates the sort of 17th century opulence commonly associated with King Louis XVI.

Situated on two-plus acres of wooded North Shore real estate, the 11,000-square-foot manor features a gated private driveway, eight bedrooms, eleven bathrooms, formal gardens, a tennis court, and a swimming pool—inflatable golden swans presumably sold separately.

The slow-to-sell property first hit the market in June 2010 asking $7.9 million. After receiving new electrical, plumbing, and HVAC systems, the home re-listed for $8.9 million in 2014. The sprawling estate subsequently raised its price as high as $11 million before taking a huge chop all the way down to $4.9 million last summer.

Reappearing this week for $7.9 million, Lake Forest’s famous Morton Estate seems to have come full circle by returning to its original 2010 price. After a year of failing to land a buyer at $4.9 million, the home’s sudden $3 million price increase might be a rather optimistic move on the part of its owners.

31 Aug 20:52

ComEd customers to get $14 refund on October bills

by Corilyn Shropshire
IKEA Monkey

Nice!! I also got a $50 check from ComEd after I bought a new Energy Star-rated fridge.

The average ComEd residential customer can expect to see a credit of about $14 on October's bill.

The refunds, which amount to about $80 million overall, were approved Wednesday by the Illinois Commerce Commission as part of ComEd's energy efficiency program.

ComEd, an Exelon subsidiary, said it...

31 Aug 18:40

New 19-unit apartment development cleared to rise in Chicago’s Logan Square

by Jay Koziarz

A five-story building at Fullerton and Maplewood is ready to begin construction

Another nineteen rental apartments are headed to Chicago’s Logan Square neighborhood as a new five-story building at the corner of Fullerton and Maplewood avenues prepares to break ground. Designed by Chicago-based Vari Architects, the newly-permitted project at 2529 W. Fullerton replaces a pair of older two-story buildings.

The new development will feature a mix of two- and three-bedroom apartments ranging between 1,100-1,300 square feet in size. Rents are expected to run around $2,500 per month, reported DNAinfo during the project’s approval process. The mixed-use building will also include a ground floor commercial space where developer Stuart Miller plans to locate management offices.

While much of the new apartment construction taking place in Logan Square has been driven by transit-oriented developments near the CTA Blue Line stop along the hot Milwaukee Avenue corridor, the project at 2529 W. Fullerton is too far from a train station to qualify for a parking reduction under Chicago’s TOD ordinance. Instead, the building’s 19 residential units will be joined by a parking garage for 19 cars and 10 bicycles.

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2529-2537 W. Fullerton Avenue.

31 Aug 17:57

RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT Georgia cop at DUI stop: 'We only kill black people'

by foxnewsonline@foxnews.com (Fox News Online)
IKEA Monkey

Fucking fucks

31 Aug 14:21

DOJ details case against Menendez

IKEA Monkey

New Jersey - the only state that gives Illinois a real run for its money w/r/t corrupt and clueless politicians

Email correspondence, flight manifests, hotel bills, credit card statements and Federal Election Commission filings will all be deployed as evidence of an alleged bribery scheme carried out for seven years by Democratic New Jersey Sen. Bob Menendez and an associate, according to a new brief filed by prosecutors in federal court Wednesday.
31 Aug 13:54

Evangelical Leaders Release Human Sexuality Manifesto

by Brooke Sopelsa
IKEA Monkey

THIS is what you're gonna focus on while Houston is drowning and the rest of our country is gasping for breath? THIS? This is the fucking hill you want to plant a flag on?? What the fuck?

A nationwide coalition of 153 evangelical Christian leaders released a statement Tuesday affirming their conservative beliefs regarding human sexuality.
31 Aug 13:44

“today’s the Feast of St.Guinefort: a greyhound who...

IKEA Monkey

Good boy.



“today’s the Feast of St.Guinefort: a greyhound who saved a baby from a snake, was martyred & became a saint. let us honor this very good boy https://t.co/haI4VPgrpL

31 Aug 13:01

Sandra Bullock has been quietly donating $1 million every time there's a disaster

by Sam Barsanti
IKEA Monkey

She really is amazing

A lot of people and organizations have been chipping in to help the Hurricane Harvey relief efforts in Texas, and one particularly charitable famous person is Sandra Bullock, who recently donated $1 million to the American Red Cross. That’s according to People, which says that Bullock released a brief statement saying…

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31 Aug 00:51

The Secret Of NIMH leaves basically every kid who sees it with a lingering dread

by Alex McLevy
IKEA Monkey

Ugh, this movie gave me nightmares

The Internet is choked with nostalgia for the youth-oriented entertainments of the not-too-distant past: Tumblr blogs regurgitating images of half-forgotten toys; YouTube compilations of long-lost TV-show intros; countless blogs playing “Remember when?” with movies and video games whose rose-colored recollections

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30 Aug 21:59

Joy-Anna Duggar announces pregnancy with baby bump photo

IKEA Monkey

They got married in May.... so she's only around 3 months pregnant, and yet...she looks a little...hm, I don't know. Who knows. 3 months is also the length of time of their engagement. That's kinda fast. Almost...shotgun fast.

Joy-Anna Duggar announces pregnancy with baby bump photoJoy-Anna Duggar, who wed Austin Forsyth earlier this summer, is already pregnant with her first child, the two announced Wednesday.


30 Aug 21:37

ESPN analyst quits, says football is unsafe

30 Aug 18:30

Stray goat found in Burlington, now under Kane County control

by Rafael Guerrero
IKEA Monkey

He's just goin for a stroll

Kane County Animal Control is looking for information as to how a stray goat was found in Burlington last Friday.

The goat, who an agency employee named Alfonso, will be up for adoption on Friday if the owner or owners do not claim him.

Administrator Brett Youngsteadt said it is one of the oddest...

30 Aug 01:42

How To Make a Tiny Popsicle Stick Violin to Play When Your Friends Start Whining

by Andrew Liszewski

It took Antonio Stradivari months to create one of his instrumental masterpieces, but you can make yourself a tiny wooden violin in just a few hours using popsicle sticks, toothpicks, coffee stirrers, and string. It can’t be used to play Mozart, but you can still pretend to play it whenever your friends start…

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29 Aug 22:17

Yes, That's a Huge Floating Mass of Live Fire Ants in Texas

by Sarah Zhang
IKEA Monkey

JESUS CHRIST

When there is flooding along the Gulf Coast, there are fire ants. The invasive ants congregate into living rafts, drifting through water until they reach solid ground again. It’s a time-honed survival strategy.

But when there is Hurricane Harvey-level flooding, there are not just small rafts but huge, dense mats of fire ants.

“Holy crap. I have never, in my entire career as an ant researcher, seen *anything* like this,” tweeted Alex Wild, curator of entomology at University of Texas at Austin, in response to the image below.

Of course, Wild told me, it is all perfectly logical. “They actually love floods,” says Wild. “It’s how they get around.” Fire ants displaced by water form rafts; a lot of fire ants displaced by a lot of water will form really big rafts. But still! The sheer size of them is incredible.

After Hurricane Katrina, Linda Bui, an entomologist at Louisiana State University, remembers seeing evacuees from New Orleans come into a field hospital with bands of unexplained rashes around their legs and waists after wading through floodwaters. “They were like something none of the medical professionals had ever seen,” she says. “I was like, ‘Those are literally fire ant stings on top of fire ant stings.’”

The episode stuck in Bui’s head, and later, she investigated the venom of flooded fire ants. The study, published in 2011, found that flooded fire ants deliver higher doses of venom because they have 165 percent as much venom inside them as normal fire ants. The flooding made them more aggressive and dangerous. It is also important, she says, to be careful during post-hurricane cleanup. Piles of debris can act like islands, where fire ants have congregated during the flood.

Fire ant rafts do have a kryptonite: dish soap. “Dawn is a not a registered insecticide, but it will break up the surface tension and they will sink,” says Bui.

Hurricane Katrina ended up permanently depressing fire ant populations around New Orleans. The rafts can last as long as three weeks, says Bui, but most start to fall apart after a week. Because parts of New Orleans stayed flooded for weeks in the time it look water to be pumped out from behind the levees, a lot of those ants ultimately drowned. Afterwards, Bui and her colleagues also initiated a pesticide program to prevent fire ants from returning and colonizing the previously flooded areas. It seems to have worked so far.

What will happen to the fire ant rafts in Texas will depend in part on how fast the waters recede. It could also depend who exactly is in these rafts. Fire ants originally formed colonies around a single queen (monogyne), but somewhere along the line, some populations lost the ability to recognize other colonies. These mutant fire ants live in one big interconnected colony with multiple queens (polygyne). “If they’re polygyne, then that’s basically one giant interconnected colony and they’ll disembark and spread out but they’ll be fine,” says Wild. “If they’re monogyne, it’s going to be a territorial mess. Fights. Battles.”

Whoever lives will have the land all to them themselves. There is at least one possible upside: Fire ants love to eat ticks. The area where the fire ants landed may be crawling with stinging ants for while. “But it’ll have absolutely no ticks. So it’ll be lovely from that perspective,” says Wild.

29 Aug 21:53

‘Homes like this are like a soft, comfortable sweater’

by Mary Jo Bowling
IKEA Monkey

Stunning.

An architect, an author, and a house that’s new and old

When architect Thomas A. Kligerman of Ike Kligerman Barkley talks about shingle-style homes, he waxes a bit romantic. “If you asked a child to draw a cartoon of a house, it would likely look like a shingle-style dwelling,” he says. “Everyone has one in their history, so they all appear familiar. Homes like this are like a soft, comfortable sweater.”

So, when his client Jeanne McWilliams Blasberg (author of the novel Eden) and her family approached him about building an modern, flat-roof home on the water in Watch Hill, Rhode Island, he asked them to rethink the concept. “The area is full of classic Shingle style homes, and I urged them to build something that respects that,” he says.

This shingled house has a traditional, peaked roof with modern angles on the gable and overhang.
Architect Thomas A. Kligerman designed a modern take on a traditional shingle-style house.
The owner of the house, Jeanne Blasberg, stands in front of her shingle-stlye home.
Jeanne McWilliams Blasberg in front of her family home.
A boat and a pier on Block Island Sound.
The house sits on the Block Island Sound.

Blasberg and her family had been living in Switzerland, where they fell in love with clean lines and uncluttered interiors. “We toyed with building a glass box, but we are also fans of the charming homes you find in these summer communities,” she says. “Tom convinced us we could blend both aesthetics—and that we could have that clean box inside a Shingle style house.”

Kligerman explains what that looks like: “On the outside, you see a huge, exaggerated, triangular gable and an overhang that flairs out, also in an exaggerated way. It’s a detail we hadn’t seen before, and it reminded us of origami,” he says. “There’s no molding on the roof or around the windows, which is modern, but we do have the wide porches that you’d see on classic homes.”

A bedroom has a bed that is surrounded by large windows that look out onto the water.
The bed in the master bedroom is positioned to take in the water views.
A pair of rooms are painted with a black with blue undertones. William Waldron
Mimicking the hull of a boat, the family room-office is painted in Farrow & Ball’s Black Blue in a high-gloss finish.

That plural language extends to the interior, where there are classic forms (think paneling and wide-plank flooring), but large windows and an open floor plan. “One thing about shingle-style homes is that they are usually very dark,” says Kligerman. “But in this house, there are five times as many windows as you’d find in an old house, and they are much larger.”

Another interior feature: The quirky details that make these homes the stuff of children’s storybooks. As Kligerman laughingly puts it: “There’s a little bit of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe here.”

Blasberg agrees. “For me, the most whimsical parts are the large entry and generous landings, the window seats tucked throughout the house, and the screened-in porch that is in the perfect spot to capture the orange sky in the evenings,” she says.

A view from the hallway shows a comfortable, white armchair and knit throw in the master bedroom.
A glimpse into the master bedroom.
A white kitchen with a band of natural wood along the crown molding features a generous eat-in island.
In the kitchen, a row of Swivel barstools from McGuire line the kitchen island. In keeping with the tradition of quirky details in a Shingle style house, the architect topped the space with a strip of natural-toned wood.
A black Dutch door is at the entrance of the home; long window seats with blue cushions are featured throughout; the stairwell is crafted with classic, almost Craftsman style railings.
From left: The front door is a Dutch door; cozy window seats are featured in the home; the main stairway takes on the traditional lines of a classic shingle-style.

A pair of rooms seems to invite coziness and introspection. “The house was so white, we decided to have two rooms—a den and an office—be dark. We were inspired by the hull of a wooden boat to paint the walls a glossy black color. The black we chose isn’t totally black, it has undertones of blue and green,” Kligerman says.

Blasberg adds: “The black space is a very warm, cozy place to be at night or in the winter. It’s where my husband does his work and where we gather as a family to watch a movie or play board games.”

A modern, glass-topped desk has an orange desk chair.
Jeanne Blasberg’s desk looks out to the landscape.

Cladding a pair of rooms with horizontal paneling and painting them a high-gloss black may seem like a risky move, but the Blasbergs encouraged this type of thinking. “We never approached this house like one we might sell someday,” she says. “Instead, we encouraged the architects to do things that were one-of-a-kind and special.”

That brand of originality helped the architect make federal requirements an attractive feature. “The home sits in a hurricane zone, and the new FEMA rules are stringent,” says Kligerman. “We had to raise the house 15 feet in the air, and the space underneath it can’t be living space. We embraced the situation by making part of the area a garage with slatted doors and part of it an outdoor living space that’s framed by arches. The new rules are changing the face of coastal architecture, but we wanted to make it look natural and archetypal.”

Detail shots of the shingles and siding show it’s turning silver over time. Another detail shot shows kayaks stored upside down.
Left and middle: Kligerman says that over time, the shingles and siding weather in an attractive way. Right: Kayaks wait under the house.
A side shot shows that the house hovers above the  ground on beefy arches.
Federal regulations require the water-side house to be lifted off the ground. Kligerman opted to give the void arched openings to make it look more substantial than stilted.
A screened in porch has a long table surrounded by a banquette and chairs.
A screened-in porch is the site of many family gatherings and meals.

Blasberg counts the space as one of the most pleasant in the house. “It became an asset,” she says. “It’s where the kids entertain their friends in the summer.”

The family looks at the home as their forever house, but perhaps the building has cast a similar spell on its creator. “I bicycle all around this area, and about six or seven times a year I’ll ride down and look at the house,” Kligerman says. “As the shingles weather, the color changes—and of course they look different depending on the weather and whether they are wet or dry. To me, the one thing a Shingle style always looks is wonderful.”

29 Aug 16:21

Melania Trump Rocks Flawless Emergency Aid Look En Route to Texas

by Ellie Shechet
IKEA Monkey

Like she's going to get anything wet or dirty while she's down there.

The Trumps are going to Corpus Christi, Texas for a briefing on the catastrophic storm that continues to bear down on America’s fourth largest city, and these are the outfits they have chosen to wear, because we are living on the set of a Christopher Guest movie whose release was indefinitely postponed.

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29 Aug 14:23

For Women, New Uber CEO Dara Khosrowshahi Is Almost Certainly An Improvement

IKEA Monkey

Yes, women, lets let another man figure things out for us *massive eye roll*

For Women, New Uber CEO Dara Khosrowshahi Is Almost Certainly An ImprovementIt looks like the new CEO of Uber will be a step up for women at the company, though the bar for success is pretty low.


28 Aug 23:12

Chicagoans Could Be Facing Another Steep Property Tax Hike, Tied To The Education Funding Bill

by Stephen Gossett
IKEA Monkey

Hooray... :(

Chicagoans Could Be Facing Another Steep Property Tax Hike, Tied To The Education Funding Bill The hike could climb as high as $130 million per year. [ more › ]
27 Aug 18:08

Touching the hands of an AIDS patient

IKEA Monkey

A lot of people may be too young to remember what a big deal this was. HIV and AIDS were so misunderstood. For Diana, a Princess from one of the most stereotypically stuffy, aloof monarchies around, to be so openly supportive and comfortable around patients with HIV/AIDS was a huge turning point in public perception. She was a special woman. I'm glad Harry continues her legacy of philanthropy and raising awareness to break down the stigma.

In 1987 Prince Diana helped to break down stigmas around HIV/AIDS when she was photographed shaking the hand of a man with AIDS.
27 Aug 18:03

After Charlottesville, Tillerson says Trump 'speaks for himself'

IKEA Monkey

No, he is the President, and he is supposed to speak for the country. That is literally his only job.

After Charlottesville, Tillerson says Trump 'speaks for himself'Secretary of State Rex Tillerson declined to say Sunday whether President Trump’s values align with the United States’ values, instead maintaining that Trump “speaks for himself.”