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Austin bombings put chill in city known for keeping it light
IKEA MonkeyThe bombs don't "keep exploding" as if its somehow Austin's fault. Someone - a terrorist - is targeting Austin and murdering people.
'He was a gentle giant'
IKEA Monkey:(
Hell yes, Hulu's developing a series based on the Satanic Panic of the '80s
IKEA MonkeyI am obsessed with Satanic Panic stories, especially as a child of the 80s/90s raised in a very conservative christian household. Its such a bonkers, insane, totally irrational time in VERY recent american history. And yet we've learned nothing, it seems (pizzagate, etc)

Looks like development executives at Hulu heard our suggestion that the Satanic Panic of the 1980s and ‘90s, the closest thing to an actual witch hunt we’ve had in contemporary America, would make for compelling TV. As detailed in The Hollywood Reporter, though, the idea the streaming service is running with won’t be…
Modern city apartment is all about understated color
IKEA MonkeyIts very "designy" but I love it
The São Paulo apartment was designed by David Ito Arquitetura
By now we’ve learned that living in a city apartment does not preclude one from decorating with vibrant colors and bold patterns, as we’ve seen in countless homes across the world, from Kiev to Barcelona to Shanghai.
The latest example comes out of São Paulo, Brazil, where local practice David Ito Arquitetura has designed a 260-square-meter (2,800 square feet) flat that prioritizes an open layout, natural light, and the controlled use of color.
The home’s expansive floorplan and floor-to-ceiling windows certainly made for an ideal canvas to work with, especially in the massive living area. Here, a dining area and lounge flow into the terrace-turned- sunroom, which becomes a secondary social space with a minibar with fun patterned backdrop and another lounge. A sheer curtain can close it off from the living room when needed.
Separating the social zones from the private quarters is a ribbed wall featuring an accordion door, which opens to reveal a bright white kitchen. Green and white triangle floor tiles add a little graphic energy to the otherwise simple space.
The bedrooms continue the balance of color from the living area and are characterized by white walls and warm wood flooring and built-in furniture. Colors are added in small doses, as in the blue bedside tables, bespoke storage consoles in the dressing room, and bathroom tiling. Take a look.
Via: Design Milk
Blue Apron to sell food kits in stores, a.k.a. “grocery shopping”
IKEA MonkeyIs this a joke

Correct us if we’re wrong, we thought that the whole point of Blue Apron was to avoid grocery store shopping. Ingredients for an entire meal delivered right to your door, in perfect amounts! But now, as Uproxx points out today, “the new plan for Blue Apron is essentially an inverse of its original model: putting meal…
Steve Hilton: Hillary Clinton’s ‘Deplorables 2’ moment and why it matters for America’s future
IKEA MonkeySomeone tell Fox News that Hillary Clinton isn't the President, sadly
A GOP legislator calls out Democratic hate speech on the Second Amendment
IKEA MonkeyTruly he is a victim
Natalee Holloway: Man who claimed he dug up missing teenager's body killed in 'attempted kidnap of young woman'
IKEA Monkeywtf
A man who claimed he dug up and cremated the body of missing teenager Natalee Holloway to help his murder suspect friend has himself been killed while attempting to kidnap a woman, police have revealed. The violent death of John Ludwick is the latest strange development in the hunt for Natalee, who was last seen getting into a car after leaving a nightclub at 1.30am on May 30 2005, the day she was due to fly home from a high school graduation trip to the Caribbean island of Aruba. Dutchman Joran van der Sloot remains the prime suspect in the case, but has never been charged with Natalee’s murder or disappearance.
Netflix hit 'Ugly Delicious' succeeds by being the opposite of Guy Fieri
IKEA MonkeyCan't wait to watch this
'Space genes' — an astronaut is now different from his twin brother
IKEA MonkeyThis is wild
CHICAGO, IL—Confirming an exciting new foray into...

CHICAGO, IL—Confirming an exciting new foray into non-traditional revenue streams, The Onion announced Thursday that it has hired several industry-leading chefs away from pastry giant Entenmann’s in order to form their own mass-retail bakery. “We’re eager to announce that we’ve taken on the talents of Entenmann’s esteemed baker-in-chief, an executive kitchen manager, and several of their younger pastry chefs. We’re optimistic that their experience in the production of individually-packaged pies, coffee cakes, and doughnuts will help launch the company toward our mission to disrupt the commercial baking industry,” The Onion said in a press release this morning in which the news outlet revealed they attempted to buy Entenmann’s three years ago, but ultimately declined out of disinterest in several of the company’s muffin offerings. “It’s fairly obvious that bakery is the next frontier after domination of online news and tailored social media content. Frankly, we don’t know how anyone’s not seeing this.” Outside sources are speculating that the Onion has announced their bakery’s new name following a cryptic, context-free tweet this afternoon that simply read, “Crust!”
Guy In A Frozen Costume Pushing A Police Van Out Of The Snow?
IKEA MonkeyBest news of the year
Teacher accidentally fires gun and injures student
IKEA MonkeyBut yes, lets arm teachers
I made a MEME BRACKET, and everyone’s fighting over it
IKEA MonkeyI got Distracted Boyfriend going all the way
Please join us, print a bracket out, and yell in the comments.
You’ve been stressing out over the wrong bracket. The NCAA tournament is fine, the Kanye West bracket was fun, and mascot brackets are classic, but in 2018, we’re only here for MEME BRACKETS.
The committee, which included Matt Ellentuck, the SB Nation writer, and literally nobody else (which is why he forgot a few good ones), selected the 64 best memes he could think of, and broke them down like the NCAA would in a tournament-style bracket.
Yell at him for whatever you disagree with.
The four No. 1 seeds were in this order: Crying Jordan, Distracted Boyfriend, Kermit Sipping Tea, and Why You Always Lying?
Here’s how the bracket turned out:
Please print this bracket out by clicking file->save as->then printing, fill it in with whichever memes your heart desires, and let us know your biggest upset, Final Four, and Champion in the comments.
Before anyone gets upset, this is the Roll Safe meme (a lot of people don’t know it by name):
The committee would like to acknowledge the many snubs that were inevitable given Earth’s rich meme history. Honorable mentions include: Spider-man, Darth Kermit, Mr. Krabs, “Did you practice that shot?,” Arthur Fist, Harambe, Rick Roll, Supa Hot Fire, Damn Daniel, LeBron James kid, and the 2016 Monmouth Hawks (a true forever snub).
Honestly, some of these were truly regrettable, but what’s a bracket without controversy.
I would like to take a poll though! Please tell us who your champion was, so we can determine the definitive best meme:
Here’s the original tweet, where you can read some other Twitter users’ brackets:
Here it is... The All-Time Memes Bracket
— Matt Ellentuck (@mellentuck) March 12, 2018
Let's fight: pic.twitter.com/4jY0pfIjvB
And here are a few of my favorite brackets:
A Grumpy Cat lover!
the only bracket I will tweet about...Lotta upsets in the first round but huge day for BlinkingGuy.gif pic.twitter.com/jHdm97blNH
— Jessica Smetana (@jessica_smetana) March 13, 2018
Fergie in the Final Four!
The only bracket I plan on filling out this March. pic.twitter.com/iUwIT8tSZB
— Natalie Grim (@natalie_grim) March 13, 2018
Snapchat Hot Dog Champion?
Snapchat Hot Dog pic.twitter.com/gcP0EpzjKJ
— Max (@GospelOfMax) March 13, 2018
Hot Felon in the Sweet 16.
Full bracket pic.twitter.com/vltgqrquEy
— Pablo Esobear (@Captain_Cody) March 13, 2018
The Dress cutting down the nets!
the swaggy p/pizza rat/this is fine/kermit quadrant is a bloodbath, that coulda been a final 4 unto itself
— electric nuisance (@lukehoban7) March 12, 2018
did not mean for the dress to get this far but it had a pretty favorable run of matchups and it didnt feel right to have crying mj actually win something pic.twitter.com/XwLrKUuh2h
Tea Lizard winning the first-ever bracket.
There were a few upsets but all-together a good tournament pic.twitter.com/0yDLVwKvDY
— Julz Harvey (@realjulzharvey) March 12, 2018
The dude that lost sleep over this bracket.
Me: I’m beat, man. I’m going to bed at like 8:30 tonight.
— Tyler Kenly (@twkenly) March 13, 2018
*opens twitter at 8:15*
Me: Oh, what’s this?
*alarm goes off*
Me yelling to nobody: I don’t care what seed they are, you just can’t count out I Like Turtles this time of year! https://t.co/sh4AJWpdTn
An upset fan.
the only correct meme bracket pic.twitter.com/mcr7sAgaO4
— Brrrrrritt ☃️ (@ChengBrittany) March 13, 2018
The literal study hall proctor who drew out the bracket!
Filled my bracket out pic.twitter.com/8TkNkF1rak
— Timothy Jawn McConnell (@OHNOitsDOM) March 13, 2018
When you have nothing better to do when proctoring a study hall you get this is the result
— Timothy Jawn McConnell (@OHNOitsDOM) March 13, 2018
'The Crown' stirs royal pay disparity controversy
IKEA MonkeyIT IS LITERALLY ABOUT THE QUEEN
What It's Like to Lose a Sibling to Suicide
IKEA MonkeyWhen my brother committed suicide, I and my remaining living brothers found very few resources for surviving siblings. That was almost 11 years ago. I just really identify with the experiences written below, especially the part about how I found myself minimizing or even defending the depth of my grief because my mom would say things like "A mother's grief is the worst", as if it were some perverse contest. I miss him every single day.
This article originally appeared on VICE Australia.
Sarah’s favorite thing about Jessica was her height. “At 5'11", no one wanted to mess with her,” she says. “Even though she was the younger sister, she always watched out for me. I felt more confident when I was with her.”
Four years ago, following a long battle with a severe prescription drug addiction, Jessica took her own life. She was one month shy of turning 23.
The last thing Sarah ever said to her was, “I hate you and wish you were dead." Like most sisterly bonds, theirs could be turbulent. The pain of this last exchange kept Sarah bound to her bed for months, guilt-ridden and depressed. Her own trauma was worsened by watching her parents fall apart—her father cried every morning, while her mother suffered from recurrent nightmares.
She still finds it difficult returning to the family home, where her sister's belongings are scattered around. Sometimes, the visualization of her sister dying carousels around her head, over and over. “I’ve lost my past, my present, and my future,” she says.

Dr. Jan-Louise Godfrey, a psychology professor at Swinburne University and expert in child bereavement, believes that disenfranchised grief—grief that goes unacknowledged by society—can have huge mental health ramifications. This is especially the case for individuals dealing with the suicide of a sibling because while there's adequate support for the parents, little is known about this specific group.
Overall, there is a tendency for siblings to hide their grief in an attempt to minimize the trauma felt by their parents, Dr. Godfrey says. This inability or reluctance to express themselves can stunt the mourning process itself, as the sibling left behind can "struggle to integrate the experience.”
Bronwen Edwards, founder of suicide advocacy group Roses in the Ocean, has experienced this struggle firsthand: In 2008, her 43-year-old brother took his life. “Sibling survivors get no support,” Edwards says. “[We] completely fall through the cracks. There are some bereavement support groups, like StandBy Response, which offers great support, but they aren’t everywhere.”
Without an outlet or structured support, manifestations of post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) can result in a sibling. This includes anxiety, depression, and disordered eating. Dr. Godfrey says that while there may have already been underlying predispositions for these mental states, her research shows the trauma of a sibling’s suicide correlates with higher rates overall.
This was the case for Kerri, who was 18 when her younger brother, Joseph, took his own life. Now 25, the design intern says she sidelined her grief by taking care of her father, who she worried might take his own life in the aftermath. While trying to battle his declarations of “I can’t go on any longer,” and “I don’t want to eat,” Kerri’s own feelings of loss were suppressed, eventually manifesting as an eating disorder as she shrunk from 90kg [198 pounds] to 43kg [94 pounds].
“I ended up in the hospital dying from anorexia,” Kerri says. “They kept me in for two weeks on machines, then I moved to a residential home for two months of treatment.”
It wasn’t just Kerri’s attitudes toward food that was turned upside down; the death of her brother inverted the family structure, too. Kerri essentially became a carer for her father in the absence of her mother, who felt a need to be out of the house with friends in order to cope. Her dad, on the other hand, “had to be alone.”

Liz Adams, an Australian psychologist, recently completed a doctoral thesis on the impact of suicide on families. It was inspired by her 16-year-old son Peter, who took his life in 2001. More than anyone, Adams understands how the vacuum created by suicide can affect family dynamics. “You can get a child that becomes the carer of the parent because the parent loses the plot and collapses,” she says. “The assumed attitude is that the child is resilient.”
Alternatively, the parent can become an overbearing caretaker. Or a statistic: A 2011 Swedish study of 11 million people found that “suicidal behavior is aggregated in families,” which means that as well as increasing overall mortality rates, parents are more likely to take their own lives if their child has suicided.
The data also revealed that brothers and sisters are three times more likely to take their own lives after the loss of their sibling thanks to “genetic risks”—how biologically related they are—and “shared environmental factors,” such as family or housing situations.
Long-term developmental issues can result, too. Dr. Godfrey lists three fundamental ways a young person can be affected by the loss of a brother or sister. “Independence, the formation of romantic relationships, and career progression.”
“We’ve found that teens [who have had a sibling suicide] seem to leave home later and start their early adulthood later,” Dr. Godfrey says, explaining that they feel a need to be around for their parents. This can come at a huge cost if young adults are, in turn, less involved in normative activities like spending time with friends and establishing new relationships.
For many, losing a sibling to suicide means the partial loss of their identity. In 2007, 29-year-old Jolene lost her brother to suicide. If she ever forgot the sound of his voice, his laughter, or their past conversations, she says, “I’d be losing myself.”
Jolene says different combinations of therapy got her through the toughest parts of recovery, but as well as the conventional route she recommends sibling survivors cry, scream, and forgive themselves.
“Find a source of strength or find a distraction,” she says. “Don’t be afraid to be alone when your thoughts and your heart keep you awake. Let them through—feel them. Let them devour you... because it will pass. It will hurt, but it will pass.”
*All names have been changed to protect privacy.
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I can’t stop looking at this dog with a human face
Send help.
We all saw this at the SB Nation office and now you do too. It can’t be unseen.
THIS DOG HAS A HUMAN FACE pic.twitter.com/nEmQ6ZgJcZ
— Ellie Hall (@ellievhall) March 12, 2018
Ellie Hall of Buzzfeed stumbled across this perfectly human-faced dog, and I promise you it’s not Photoshopped. It’s just a kind-eyed dog, living its life on the porch and perhaps selling some insurance.
Immediately people began to see whatever person they wanted to inside the dog.
I think it looks like someone else closer than Jake Gyllenhaal, but I can't figure it out pic.twitter.com/bSv34JcWwy
— Ryan Broderick (@broderick) March 12, 2018
That dog is Topher Grace pic.twitter.com/FA1pKliqCF
— JCFalls (@darbeebarbee) March 13, 2018
SOMEONE GET A DNA TEST STAT pic.twitter.com/ccDesVPXI0
— Sian Welby (@Sianwelby) March 13, 2018
I think it looks like Ed Sheeran pic.twitter.com/twbTNKkOsl
— Cantrell (@2008Cantrell) March 13, 2018
Wow really does & strangely reminds me of #PaulRudd not sure why but does pic.twitter.com/4p8hXAvxyz
— Colmarie #ProEU #NHSLove (@lettiemarie17) March 13, 2018
You’re all wrong. That’s @AnthonyHopkins pic.twitter.com/VYwlfSvl0Z
— Erin R. (@ChoctawCA) March 13, 2018
Others were just content being freaked out.
Man oh man I don't like this
— Jack Smith IV (@JackSmithIV) March 12, 2018
I really don't care just hide that thing please pic.twitter.com/ND1WUdFZGc
— Kayla (@ibeboredddd) March 13, 2018
Please tell me its photoshopped... The eyes are creeping me out
— Kaushiky Hazra (@kaushikyhazra) March 13, 2018
It’s a labradoodle thing.
Understanding the human-faced dog is a lesson in the breed itself. Over the years we’ve seen several examples of dogs with human faces, and the vast majority are labradoodles. It comes down to the eyes, which tend to be more human-esque than any other breed.
So it leaves us with stuff like this.
Here’s to human-looking labradoodles. May we remember your contributions to the world — but only long enough that we get freaked out again in the future.
Alleged leader of mosque bombing could be threatening figure
IKEA MonkeyThis story is nuts
Retailers Are Tracking Your Returns
IKEA MonkeyApparently not Home Depot bc I keep getting emails asking me how my "new faucet" is working out when I returned it.

Retailers like Amazon have been changing their return and exchange policies in recent years to be more attractive to customers. And while that’s convenient for shoppers, it can invite abuse and fraud.
Police: Man shoots his 2 kids, wife before killing himself
IKEA MonkeyThis exact same thing happened in Rockford not two days ago.
Man Dressed As Elsa From 'Frozen' Pushes Police Wagon Out Of Snow
IKEA MonkeyThis is the future Liberals want
House Democrats on Intelligence Committee cite 'significant evidence' of Trump-Russia collusion
IKEA MonkeyHistory will not look kindly on these Republicans.
Democrats on the House Intelligence Committee are sharply disagreeing with Republicans on the panel who say they don't see any evidence of collusion or coordination between President Donald Trump's 2016 campaign and Russia.
California Rep. Adam Schiff, the top Democrat on the panel, said Tuesday...
Vice Media's brash CEO resigns, A+E Networks chief steps up
IKEA MonkeyHuh. OK.
Trump's New CIA Director Helped Oversee Controversial Torture Program
IKEA MonkeyI guess true gender equality means women can be total POS too.
President Donald Trump announced Tuesday that he had chosen Deputy CIA Director Gina Haspel to run the agency while her boss, Mike Pompeo, replaces Secretary of State Rex Tillerson. Haspel’s legacy is marked by her time in charge of one of the CIA’s most controversial programs to boot ― the torture of terror suspects in the early fight against al Qaeda. Working as a clandestine officer in Thailand in 2002, Haspel reportedly was involved in the interrogations of two suspects, Abu Zubaydah and Abd al-Rahim al-Nashiri, several news outlets reported last year.
Longtime Trump Aide Fired Abruptly
IKEA Monkeythe best people
Trump’s longtime personal aide and body man John McEntee was escorted from the White House on Monday. According to CNN and CBS, McEntee was reportedly fired because he is under investigation by the Department of Homeland Security for serious financial crimes unrelated to Trump.
Judge: New Hampshire winner of $560M Powerball jackpot can stay anonymous
IKEA MonkeyGood. Sounds like she's level-headed about all of this.
A judge ruled Monday that a New Hampshire woman who won a Powerball jackpot worth nearly $560 million can keep her identity private, but not her hometown.
Judge Charles Temple noted that the case's resolution rested on application of the state's Right-to-Know law, which governs access to public...
Trump fires Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, names CIA's Mike Pompeo as replacement
IKEA MonkeyRexit
President Donald Trump ousted U.S. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson on Tuesday, ending a rocky tenure in an abrupt move that stunned the former Exxon Mobil CEO and set in motion a shakeup of the administration's foreign policy team.
Trump announced Tillerson's ouster in a tweet shortly before 9...
How to Boost Your Monday Mood with Dogs and Google
IKEA MonkeyPUP VIEW

It’s Monday, and the cruel master that is Daylight Saving Time has stolen 60 of your precious minutes, meaning you’re probably not cranking out TPS reports at work as fast as usual. Since you’re already costing your employer billions of dollars, why not take a break and engage in some self-care with Google’s Pup View…
Review: Magnum Tubs
IKEA MonkeyDude

They carry a suggested price of $5.49 per 14.8-oz container, but I received these courtesy of Magnum.


While all four flavors are quite good, they each offer something for different tastes.

The Milk Chocolate Vanilla is the classic. If you like Klondike bars and Eskimo Pies, this is basically a premium version of the same. It offers a similar combination of crispy shards (plus the harder chunks of chocolate "lid") to go along with rich vanilla ice cream.
Dark Chocolate Raspberry is your jam if you like chocolate-covered berries. The raspberry ice cream is creamy but also quite tart and is contrasted by the dark chocolate. There's a definite raspberry flavor to it rather than a generic berry-ness. The dark chocolate is mildly sweet and pleasantly bitter.

White Chocolate Vanilla is nice if you like your ice cream super creamy and super sweet, as the white chocolate provides both in spades.

Nutritional Info - Milk Chocolate Vanilla Magnum Tub
Serving Size - 2/3 cup
Calories - 350 (from Fat - 200)
Fat - 22g (Saturated Fat - 14g)
Sodium - 50mg
Carbs - 36g (Sugar - 31g)
Protein - 4g
Nutritional Info - Dark Chocolate Raspberry Magnum Tub
Serving Size - 2/3 cup
Calories - 340 (from Fat - 220)
Fat - 24g (Saturated Fat - 15g)
Sodium - 30mg
Carbs - 35g (Sugar - 26g)
Protein - 5g
Nutritional Info - Chocolate Hazelnut Magnum Tub
Serving Size - 2/3 cup
Calories - 370 (from Fat - 230)
Fat - 26g (Saturated Fat - 14g)
Sodium - 55mg
Carbs - 34g (Sugar - 30g)
Protein - 5g
Nutritional Info - White Chocolate Vanilla Magnum Tub
Serving Size - 2/3 cup
Calories - 350 (from Fat - 190)
Fat - 21g (Saturated Fat - 13g)
Sodium - 60mg
Carbs - 37g (Sugar - 34g)
Protein - 4g













