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21 Mar 00:29

Austin bombings put chill in city known for keeping it light

by WILL WEISSERT and JIM VERTUNO
IKEA Monkey

The bombs don't "keep exploding" as if its somehow Austin's fault. Someone - a terrorist - is targeting Austin and murdering people.

Suddenly, the "Keep Austin Weird" slogan doesn't feel so fun anymore.
21 Mar 00:24

'He was a gentle giant'

The world's last male northern white rhino has died leaving only two females left to save the species from extinction.
19 Mar 15:56

Hell yes, Hulu's developing a series based on the Satanic Panic of the '80s

by Katie Rife on News, shared by Katie Rife to The A.V. Club
IKEA Monkey

I am obsessed with Satanic Panic stories, especially as a child of the 80s/90s raised in a very conservative christian household. Its such a bonkers, insane, totally irrational time in VERY recent american history. And yet we've learned nothing, it seems (pizzagate, etc)

Looks like development executives at Hulu heard our suggestion that the Satanic Panic of the 1980s and ‘90s, the closest thing to an actual witch hunt we’ve had in contemporary America, would make for compelling TV. As detailed in The Hollywood Reporter, though, the idea the streaming service is running with won’t be…

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19 Mar 15:01

Modern city apartment is all about understated color

by Lauren Ro
IKEA Monkey

Its very "designy" but I love it

A ribbed wall separates the living area from the bedrooms.

The São Paulo apartment was designed by David Ito Arquitetura

By now we’ve learned that living in a city apartment does not preclude one from decorating with vibrant colors and bold patterns, as we’ve seen in countless homes across the world, from Kiev to Barcelona to Shanghai.

The latest example comes out of São Paulo, Brazil, where local practice David Ito Arquitetura has designed a 260-square-meter (2,800 square feet) flat that prioritizes an open layout, natural light, and the controlled use of color.

The home’s expansive floorplan and floor-to-ceiling windows certainly made for an ideal canvas to work with, especially in the massive living area. Here, a dining area and lounge flow into the terrace-turned- sunroom, which becomes a secondary social space with a minibar with fun patterned backdrop and another lounge. A sheer curtain can close it off from the living room when needed.

Separating the social zones from the private quarters is a ribbed wall featuring an accordion door, which opens to reveal a bright white kitchen. Green and white triangle floor tiles add a little graphic energy to the otherwise simple space.

The bedrooms continue the balance of color from the living area and are characterized by white walls and warm wood flooring and built-in furniture. Colors are added in small doses, as in the blue bedside tables, bespoke storage consoles in the dressing room, and bathroom tiling. Take a look.

Via: Design Milk

19 Mar 13:47

Blue Apron to sell food kits in stores, a.k.a. “grocery shopping”

by Gwen Ihnat on The Takeout, shared by Katie Rife to The A.V. Club
IKEA Monkey

Is this a joke

Correct us if we’re wrong, we thought that the whole point of Blue Apron was to avoid grocery store shopping. Ingredients for an entire meal delivered right to your door, in perfect amounts! But now, as Uproxx points out today, “the new plan for Blue Apron is essentially an inverse of its original model: putting meal…

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18 Mar 16:28

Steve Hilton: Hillary Clinton’s ‘Deplorables 2’ moment and why it matters for America’s future

by Steve Hilton
IKEA Monkey

Someone tell Fox News that Hillary Clinton isn't the President, sadly

First there was the casual sexism: the reason white women didn’t back her when she ran for president, Hillary Clinton believes, is “a sort of ongoing pressure to vote the way that your husband, your boss, your son, whoever, believes you should.”
17 Mar 21:35

A GOP legislator calls out Democratic hate speech on the Second Amendment

by Lauren DeBellis Appell
IKEA Monkey

Truly he is a victim

Republican Virginia state Delegate Nick Freitas gained national attention earlier this month after a video of a speech he made on the floor of the House of Delegates defending Second Amendment supporters against vicious attacks went viral.
17 Mar 14:31

Natalee Holloway: Man who claimed he dug up missing teenager's body killed in 'attempted kidnap of young woman'

Natalee Holloway: Man who claimed he dug up missing teenager's body killed in 'attempted kidnap of young woman'A man who claimed he dug up and cremated the body of missing teenager Natalee Holloway to help his murder suspect friend has himself been killed while attempting to kidnap a woman, police have revealed. The violent death of John Ludwick is the latest strange development in the hunt for Natalee, who was last seen getting into a car after leaving a nightclub at 1.30am on May 30 2005, the day she was due to fly home from a high school graduation trip to the Caribbean island of Aruba. Dutchman Joran van der Sloot remains the prime suspect in the case, but has never been charged with Natalee’s murder or disappearance.


16 Mar 20:39

Netflix hit 'Ugly Delicious' succeeds by being the opposite of Guy Fieri

by Ani Bundel
IKEA Monkey

Can't wait to watch this

The food show tells a beautiful, complicated story of America and how we got here, one taco at a time.
16 Mar 15:58

'Space genes' — an astronaut is now different from his twin brother

by Parminder Deo
IKEA Monkey

This is wild

After a ground-breaking space flight, an identical twin has slightly different genes from his brother.
16 Mar 13:01

CHICAGO, IL—Confirming an exciting new foray into...



CHICAGO, IL—Confirming an exciting new foray into non-traditional revenue streams, The Onion announced Thursday that it has hired several industry-leading chefs away from pastry giant Entenmann’s in order to form their own mass-retail bakery. “We’re eager to announce that we’ve taken on the talents of Entenmann’s esteemed baker-in-chief, an executive kitchen manager, and several of their younger pastry chefs. We’re optimistic that their experience in the production of individually-packaged pies, coffee cakes, and doughnuts will help launch the company toward our mission to disrupt the commercial baking industry,” The Onion said in a press release this morning in which the news outlet revealed they attempted to buy Entenmann’s three years ago, but ultimately declined out of disinterest in several of the company’s muffin offerings. “It’s fairly obvious that bakery is the next frontier after domination of online news and tailored social media content. Frankly, we don’t know how anyone’s not seeing this.” Outside sources are speculating that the Onion has announced their bakery’s new name following a cryptic, context-free tweet this afternoon that simply read, “Crust!”

16 Mar 01:45

Guy In A Frozen Costume Pushing A Police Van Out Of The Snow?

by Tom Ley
IKEA Monkey

Best news of the year

Guy in a Frozen costume pushing a police van out of the snow.

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15 Mar 21:15

Border Wall Prototype Clearly Designed By Yayoi Kusama

IKEA Monkey

I lol'd

15 Mar 17:01

Teacher accidentally fires gun and injures student

IKEA Monkey

But yes, lets arm teachers

A teacher accidentally discharged a firearm while teaching a public safety class, injuring one student at a Northern California school on Tuesday, police said.
15 Mar 16:59

I made a MEME BRACKET, and everyone’s fighting over it

by Matt Ellentuck
IKEA Monkey

I got Distracted Boyfriend going all the way

Please join us, print a bracket out, and yell in the comments.

You’ve been stressing out over the wrong bracket. The NCAA tournament is fine, the Kanye West bracket was fun, and mascot brackets are classic, but in 2018, we’re only here for MEME BRACKETS.

The committee, which included Matt Ellentuck, the SB Nation writer, and literally nobody else (which is why he forgot a few good ones), selected the 64 best memes he could think of, and broke them down like the NCAA would in a tournament-style bracket.

Yell at him for whatever you disagree with.

The four No. 1 seeds were in this order: Crying Jordan, Distracted Boyfriend, Kermit Sipping Tea, and Why You Always Lying?

Here’s how the bracket turned out:

Please print this bracket out by clicking file->save as->then printing, fill it in with whichever memes your heart desires, and let us know your biggest upset, Final Four, and Champion in the comments.

Before anyone gets upset, this is the Roll Safe meme (a lot of people don’t know it by name):

The committee would like to acknowledge the many snubs that were inevitable given Earth’s rich meme history. Honorable mentions include: Spider-man, Darth Kermit, Mr. Krabs, “Did you practice that shot?,” Arthur Fist, Harambe, Rick Roll, Supa Hot Fire, Damn Daniel, LeBron James kid, and the 2016 Monmouth Hawks (a true forever snub).

Honestly, some of these were truly regrettable, but what’s a bracket without controversy.

I would like to take a poll though! Please tell us who your champion was, so we can determine the definitive best meme:

Here’s the original tweet, where you can read some other Twitter users’ brackets:

And here are a few of my favorite brackets:

A Grumpy Cat lover!

Fergie in the Final Four!

Snapchat Hot Dog Champion?

Hot Felon in the Sweet 16.

The Dress cutting down the nets!

Tea Lizard winning the first-ever bracket.

The dude that lost sleep over this bracket.

An upset fan.

The literal study hall proctor who drew out the bracket!

15 Mar 15:31

'The Crown' stirs royal pay disparity controversy

IKEA Monkey

IT IS LITERALLY ABOUT THE QUEEN

In the future, the Queen will reign in pay on "The Crown." That is, of course, according to producers from the show, who admitted at the INTV conference in Jerusalem on Tuesday that star Claire Foy was paid less than co-star Matt Smith during the first two seasons of the award-winning Netflix drama.
15 Mar 15:13

What It's Like to Lose a Sibling to Suicide

by Angela Skujins
IKEA Monkey

When my brother committed suicide, I and my remaining living brothers found very few resources for surviving siblings. That was almost 11 years ago. I just really identify with the experiences written below, especially the part about how I found myself minimizing or even defending the depth of my grief because my mom would say things like "A mother's grief is the worst", as if it were some perverse contest. I miss him every single day.

This article originally appeared on VICE Australia.

Sarah’s favorite thing about Jessica was her height. “At 5'11", no one wanted to mess with her,” she says. “Even though she was the younger sister, she always watched out for me. I felt more confident when I was with her.”

Four years ago, following a long battle with a severe prescription drug addiction, Jessica took her own life. She was one month shy of turning 23.

The last thing Sarah ever said to her was, “I hate you and wish you were dead." Like most sisterly bonds, theirs could be turbulent. The pain of this last exchange kept Sarah bound to her bed for months, guilt-ridden and depressed. Her own trauma was worsened by watching her parents fall apart—her father cried every morning, while her mother suffered from recurrent nightmares.

She still finds it difficult returning to the family home, where her sister's belongings are scattered around. Sometimes, the visualization of her sister dying carousels around her head, over and over. “I’ve lost my past, my present, and my future,” she says.

Photo via Shutterstock

Dr. Jan-Louise Godfrey, a psychology professor at Swinburne University and expert in child bereavement, believes that disenfranchised grief—grief that goes unacknowledged by society—can have huge mental health ramifications. This is especially the case for individuals dealing with the suicide of a sibling because while there's adequate support for the parents, little is known about this specific group.

Overall, there is a tendency for siblings to hide their grief in an attempt to minimize the trauma felt by their parents, Dr. Godfrey says. This inability or reluctance to express themselves can stunt the mourning process itself, as the sibling left behind can "struggle to integrate the experience.”

Bronwen Edwards, founder of suicide advocacy group Roses in the Ocean, has experienced this struggle firsthand: In 2008, her 43-year-old brother took his life. “Sibling survivors get no support,” Edwards says. “[We] completely fall through the cracks. There are some bereavement support groups, like StandBy Response, which offers great support, but they aren’t everywhere.”

Without an outlet or structured support, manifestations of post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD) can result in a sibling. This includes anxiety, depression, and disordered eating. Dr. Godfrey says that while there may have already been underlying predispositions for these mental states, her research shows the trauma of a sibling’s suicide correlates with higher rates overall.

This was the case for Kerri, who was 18 when her younger brother, Joseph, took his own life. Now 25, the design intern says she sidelined her grief by taking care of her father, who she worried might take his own life in the aftermath. While trying to battle his declarations of “I can’t go on any longer,” and “I don’t want to eat,” Kerri’s own feelings of loss were suppressed, eventually manifesting as an eating disorder as she shrunk from 90kg [198 pounds] to 43kg [94 pounds].

“I ended up in the hospital dying from anorexia,” Kerri says. “They kept me in for two weeks on machines, then I moved to a residential home for two months of treatment.”

It wasn’t just Kerri’s attitudes toward food that was turned upside down; the death of her brother inverted the family structure, too. Kerri essentially became a carer for her father in the absence of her mother, who felt a need to be out of the house with friends in order to cope. Her dad, on the other hand, “had to be alone.”

Photo via Shutterstock

Liz Adams, an Australian psychologist, recently completed a doctoral thesis on the impact of suicide on families. It was inspired by her 16-year-old son Peter, who took his life in 2001. More than anyone, Adams understands how the vacuum created by suicide can affect family dynamics. “You can get a child that becomes the carer of the parent because the parent loses the plot and collapses,” she says. “The assumed attitude is that the child is resilient.”

Alternatively, the parent can become an overbearing caretaker. Or a statistic: A 2011 Swedish study of 11 million people found that “suicidal behavior is aggregated in families,” which means that as well as increasing overall mortality rates, parents are more likely to take their own lives if their child has suicided.

The data also revealed that brothers and sisters are three times more likely to take their own lives after the loss of their sibling thanks to “genetic risks”—how biologically related they are—and “shared environmental factors,” such as family or housing situations.

Long-term developmental issues can result, too. Dr. Godfrey lists three fundamental ways a young person can be affected by the loss of a brother or sister. “Independence, the formation of romantic relationships, and career progression.”

“We’ve found that teens [who have had a sibling suicide] seem to leave home later and start their early adulthood later,” Dr. Godfrey says, explaining that they feel a need to be around for their parents. This can come at a huge cost if young adults are, in turn, less involved in normative activities like spending time with friends and establishing new relationships.

For many, losing a sibling to suicide means the partial loss of their identity. In 2007, 29-year-old Jolene lost her brother to suicide. If she ever forgot the sound of his voice, his laughter, or their past conversations, she says, “I’d be losing myself.”

Jolene says different combinations of therapy got her through the toughest parts of recovery, but as well as the conventional route she recommends sibling survivors cry, scream, and forgive themselves.

“Find a source of strength or find a distraction,” she says. “Don’t be afraid to be alone when your thoughts and your heart keep you awake. Let them through—feel them. Let them devour you... because it will pass. It will hurt, but it will pass.”

*All names have been changed to protect privacy.

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15 Mar 14:53

I can’t stop looking at this dog with a human face

by James Dator

Send help.

We all saw this at the SB Nation office and now you do too. It can’t be unseen.

Ellie Hall of Buzzfeed stumbled across this perfectly human-faced dog, and I promise you it’s not Photoshopped. It’s just a kind-eyed dog, living its life on the porch and perhaps selling some insurance.

Immediately people began to see whatever person they wanted to inside the dog.

Others were just content being freaked out.

It’s a labradoodle thing.

Understanding the human-faced dog is a lesson in the breed itself. Over the years we’ve seen several examples of dogs with human faces, and the vast majority are labradoodles. It comes down to the eyes, which tend to be more human-esque than any other breed.

So it leaves us with stuff like this.

Here’s to human-looking labradoodles. May we remember your contributions to the world — but only long enough that we get freaked out again in the future.

14 Mar 22:37

Alleged leader of mosque bombing could be threatening figure

by MICHAEL TARM, AMY FORLITI and TERESA CRAWFORD
IKEA Monkey

This story is nuts

Why three men allegedly chose to travel some 500 miles (805 kilometers) from a rural farming community of less the 100 residents in Illinois to bomb a particular mosque in suburban Minneapolis isn't clear.
14 Mar 18:51

Retailers Are Tracking Your Returns

by Alicia Adamczyk on Two Cents, shared by Alicia Adamczyk to Lifehacker
IKEA Monkey

Apparently not Home Depot bc I keep getting emails asking me how my "new faucet" is working out when I returned it.

Retailers like Amazon have been changing their return and exchange policies in recent years to be more attractive to customers. And while that’s convenient for shoppers, it can invite abuse and fraud.

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14 Mar 14:13

Police: Man shoots his 2 kids, wife before killing himself

IKEA Monkey

This exact same thing happened in Rockford not two days ago.

Police: Man shoots his 2 kids, wife before killing himselfSPANAWAY, Wash. (AP) — A member of the U.S. Air Force in Washington state fatally shot his two young children and his wife before killing himself, authorities said Tuesday.


14 Mar 12:24

Man Dressed As Elsa From 'Frozen' Pushes Police Wagon Out Of Snow

IKEA Monkey

This is the future Liberals want

Man Dressed As Elsa From 'Frozen' Pushes Police Wagon Out Of SnowThe police needed help and Jason Triplett wouldn't let it go.


14 Mar 01:44

House Democrats on Intelligence Committee cite 'significant evidence' of Trump-Russia collusion

by Mary Clare Jalonick
IKEA Monkey

History will not look kindly on these Republicans.

Democrats on the House Intelligence Committee are sharply disagreeing with Republicans on the panel who say they don't see any evidence of collusion or coordination between President Donald Trump's 2016 campaign and Russia.

California Rep. Adam Schiff, the top Democrat on the panel, said Tuesday...

13 Mar 21:31

Vice Media's brash CEO resigns, A+E Networks chief steps up

by Daniel Arkin
IKEA Monkey

Huh. OK.

The staff shakeup comes as Vice faces scrutiny over allegations of sexual harassment and other inappropriate behavior at the company.
13 Mar 18:34

Trump's New CIA Director Helped Oversee Controversial Torture Program

IKEA Monkey

I guess true gender equality means women can be total POS too.

Trump's New CIA Director Helped Oversee Controversial Torture ProgramPresident Donald Trump announced Tuesday that he had chosen Deputy CIA Director Gina Haspel to run the agency while her boss, Mike Pompeo, replaces Secretary of State Rex Tillerson. Haspel’s legacy is marked by her time in charge of one of the CIA’s most controversial programs to boot ― the torture of terror suspects in the early fight against al Qaeda. Working as a clandestine officer in Thailand in 2002, Haspel reportedly was involved in the interrogations of two suspects, Abu Zubaydah and Abd al-Rahim al-Nashiri, several news outlets reported last year.


13 Mar 17:51

Longtime Trump Aide Fired Abruptly

by Molly Olmstead
IKEA Monkey

the best people

Trump’s longtime personal aide and body man John McEntee was escorted from the White House on Monday. According to CNN and CBS, McEntee was reportedly fired because he is under investigation by the Department of Homeland Security for serious financial crimes unrelated to Trump.

13 Mar 14:36

Judge: New Hampshire winner of $560M Powerball jackpot can stay anonymous

IKEA Monkey

Good. Sounds like she's level-headed about all of this.

A judge ruled Monday that a New Hampshire woman who won a Powerball jackpot worth nearly $560 million can keep her identity private, but not her hometown.

Judge Charles Temple noted that the case's resolution rested on application of the state's Right-to-Know law, which governs access to public...

13 Mar 13:31

Trump fires Secretary of State Rex Tillerson, names CIA's Mike Pompeo as replacement

by Ashley Parker and Philip Rucker
IKEA Monkey

Rexit

President Donald Trump ousted U.S. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson on Tuesday, ending a rocky tenure in an abrupt move that stunned the former Exxon Mobil CEO and set in motion a shakeup of the administration's foreign policy team.

Trump announced Tillerson's ouster in a tweet shortly before 9...

12 Mar 21:06

How to Boost Your Monday Mood with Dogs and Google

by Patrick Lucas Austin
IKEA Monkey

PUP VIEW

It’s Monday, and the cruel master that is Daylight Saving Time has stolen 60 of your precious minutes, meaning you’re probably not cranking out TPS reports at work as fast as usual. Since you’re already costing your employer billions of dollars, why not take a break and engage in some self-care with Google’s Pup View…

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12 Mar 21:04

Review: Magnum Tubs

by Q
Magnum Tubs are the carton version of Magnum ice cream bars and come in four flavors: Milk Chocolate Vanilla, Dark Chocolate Raspberry, Milk Chocolate Hazelnut, and White Chocolate Vanilla.

They carry a suggested price of $5.49 per 14.8-oz container, but I received these courtesy of Magnum.

The signature feature of each Tub is that there is a shell of chocolate surrounding it with an especially thick chocolate (or white chocolate) lid that must be cracked before you can dig in. Additionally, there are chocolate shards embedded in the ice cream (similar to Haagen-Dazs' Trio line). The containers are flattened along to sections of the sides so that you can better squeeze them and crack the chocolate shell.

If you've had a Magnum ice cream bar before, the Tubs offer the same indulgent experience but with a little more emphasis on the ice cream rather than the chocolate. But that doesn't mean that there isn't an abundant amount of rich chocolate or textural variety. Between the thick and thin chocolate pieces, there's a good deal to crunch on.

While all four flavors are quite good, they each offer something for different tastes.


The Milk Chocolate Vanilla is the classic. If you like Klondike bars and Eskimo Pies, this is basically a premium version of the same. It offers a similar combination of crispy shards (plus the harder chunks of chocolate "lid") to go along with rich vanilla ice cream.

Dark Chocolate Raspberry is your jam if you like chocolate-covered berries. The raspberry ice cream is creamy but also quite tart and is contrasted by the dark chocolate. There's a definite raspberry flavor to it rather than a generic berry-ness. The dark chocolate is mildly sweet and pleasantly bitter.

Milk Chocolate Hazelnut is my favorite of the bunch. It's got some of that Nutella feeling but with a stronger chocolate component. You also get some extra crunch with small gravel-sized pieces of hazelnuts.

White Chocolate Vanilla is nice if you like your ice cream super creamy and super sweet, as the white chocolate provides both in spades.

When it comes down to it, Magnum Tubs offer very much of the same tastes and texture as Magnum ice cream bars. I actually like the Tubs a bit better than the bars as I'm not in danger of losing any of the chocolate, which, despite my best efforts, sometimes falls of the bar as I bite into it.

Nutritional Info - Milk Chocolate Vanilla Magnum Tub
Serving Size - 2/3 cup
Calories - 350 (from Fat - 200)
Fat - 22g (Saturated Fat - 14g)
Sodium - 50mg
Carbs - 36g (Sugar - 31g)
Protein - 4g

Nutritional Info - Dark Chocolate Raspberry Magnum Tub
Serving Size - 2/3 cup
Calories - 340 (from Fat - 220)
Fat - 24g (Saturated Fat - 15g)
Sodium - 30mg
Carbs - 35g (Sugar - 26g)
Protein - 5g

Nutritional Info - Chocolate Hazelnut Magnum Tub
Serving Size - 2/3 cup
Calories - 370 (from Fat - 230)
Fat - 26g (Saturated Fat - 14g)
Sodium - 55mg
Carbs - 34g (Sugar - 30g)
Protein - 5g

Nutritional Info - White Chocolate Vanilla Magnum Tub
Serving Size - 2/3 cup
Calories - 350 (from Fat - 190)
Fat - 21g (Saturated Fat - 13g)
Sodium - 60mg
Carbs - 37g (Sugar - 34g)
Protein - 4g
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