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18 Jun 20:58

Win Pop Chart Lab's Worldwide Cheese Wheel Poster

by Jamie Feldmar
IKEA Monkey

Wheel! Of! CHEEEEESE!

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We're big fans of Pop Chart Labs, the Brooklyn-based company that charts out everything from the constitutions of classic cocktails to pie charts of pie. Now the data-loving group has turned its attention to the glorious world of cheese, creating a wheel of 66 cheeses from around the world.

The cheeses are organized by type and texture, and the wheel covers everything from all-time faves like cheddar, Brie, and mozzarella, plus more advanced offerings like Stinking Bishop and Humboldt Fog. (Not familiar? Brush up on our Serious Cheese archives to get the curd nerd lingo down.)

New Yorkers will be pleased to know that Pop Chart has partnered with Murray's Cheese shop through July 6th to give away five $100 gift certificates. But if you're not in New York, you're still in luck: we're giving away three copies of this awesome poster to have for all of your future cheese-procuring needs. To win, tell us in the comments below: if you were a cheese, what kind of cheese would you be and why?

Contest will end and comments will close at 10 a.m. on Friday, June 21. One entry per community member. Winners must provide US mailing address, sorry, posters cannot be shipped abroad. Standard Serious Eats contest rules apply.

18 Jun 20:50

Stop Waiting for a "Good Time" to Take Vacation and Just Go

by Alan Henry
IKEA Monkey

It's just that easy to do, right?

Stop Waiting for a "Good Time" to Take Vacation and Just Go

If you've been hoarding vacation days because it just hasn't been a "good time" to get away from the office, stop. The truth is, most of our jobs are busy and hectic enough that there's never a good time, so think instead about the accommodations you can make so you can slip away to recharge.

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18 Jun 16:37

Check Out These Exceptionally Large, Salmon-Colored Shrimp

by Laura Northrup
IKEA Monkey

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yumsalmonReader Griffin was shopping at Jewel when he discovered some exceptionally large and luscious shrimp. Which are also sort of salmon-colored. Hmm.

“Say, shrimp would be mighty fine for dinn… WAIT A MINUTE!” he writes.


18 Jun 16:22

Auto Shops Don't Mean to Overcharge Women, But They Do

by Laura Beck
IKEA Monkey

Today is "No Duh" news

Auto Shops Don't Mean to Overcharge Women, But They Do

Researchers at Northwestern University's Kellogg School of Management wanted to find out why customers receive different price quotes when they call auto-repair shops. Get ready to be very surprised (not): The biggest gap they found was between men and women.

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18 Jun 13:17

So This Exists: Pho-Flavored Cocktail at Emmanuelle in Philadelphia

by Drew Lazor
IKEA Monkey

....no

From Drinks

"We used to live in the land of pho," says Emmanuelle bartender Phoebe Esmon of her former digs (with fiancé Christian Gaal) in Vietnamese-food-blessed South Philadelphia. Though the couple has since decamped to a largely Polish nabe due north, they soaked up enough broth through consumption and osmosis (Esmon doesn't eat meat) to come up with a cocktail mimicking the beef-based noodle soup.

To a base of gin or vodka, Esmon adds lime juice and a light homemade syrup infused with all the essential flavors that build a pho broth: star anise, cinnamon, clove, nutmeg, pecan, charred ginger and onions. She then shakes in mint, Thai basil, and cilantro (producing a "lovely shade of pond water," she jokes) and garnishes with her own pickled bean sprouts and an optional float of sriracha. The ingredients are congruent with a summertime poolside cooler, with final squeeze-bottle addition pointing the drink toward Bloody Mary territory once stirred in.

"It's really a fancy gimlet," says Esmon of the cocktail, which sports a Lebowski-inspired moniker, 'Worthy F**king Adversary'. The name may motivate a good number of orders, but she's quick to point out that "this drink never gets sent back—even if people don't know what it was when they ordered it."

Emmanuelle

1052 N Hancock Street #67, Philadelphia (map)
267-639-2470; http://drinkemmanuelle.com/

About the author: Drew Lazor is a freelance food and drink writer based in Philadelphia. Check out more of his work at drewlazor.com and say hi on Twitter: @drewlazor.

17 Jun 23:17

Kaiser-the-Beagle

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Kaiser is very happy with his family. He lives in a house with a garden where he spends most of his time playing. He is very naughty but very cute. He loves rolling around the grass, biting his teddy bear, sleeping next to his cushion and, of course, slippers are his passion! He is always running around the house with one in his mouth. He has changed our lives and we love him so much!

17 Jun 20:23

Watermelon Oreos Are Real, And They’re Here For The Summer

by Laura Northrup

From the same deranged marketing brains that brought us gingerbread Oreos and candy corn Oreos, get ready for another seasonal-themed, frosting-filled snack cookie. Watermelon Oreos are officially a thing, America.

Like Candy Corn Oreos, they’re exclusive to Target and cost around $3. We haven’t tried them yet, but early reports indicate that the filling tastes sort of like every watermelon candy out there. A good one, though, like Jolly Rancher, that somehow tastes more like watermelon than an actual watermelon does. The cookies are vanilla-flavored.

Did you pick any up yet? Do they taste like summer and delicious fruit, or like overly processed sugar and despair? Let us know.

Watermelon Oreo Cookies Are Real, Mark The Official Start To Summer [Foodbeast]


17 Jun 19:12

Rich are running out of mansions to buy

by Robert Frank
IKEA Monkey

The heart breaks

While housing inventory is falling throughout the country, it's falling especially fast in some of the country's richest ZIP codes. A study from Altos Research, the Mountain View, Calif., real estate research firm, found that inventory in the nation's 90 wealthiest ZIP codes fell 15 percent over the past year, slightly faster than the broader market.In those areas, inventory is down more than 50 p...
    


17 Jun 15:09

This Week In Horrible-Looking People: 30 WWF Trading Cards From 1992

by Brandon Stroud


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This week, This Week In Horrible-Looking People leaves the world of embarrassing promo photos behind long enough to focus on the glorious pro wrestling trading cards of the early 90s, specifically WWF trading cards from 1992. The “GOLD Series,” because the Silver Series is just the names of wrestlers scribbled onto index cards.

Inside we’ve got some of the worst looking pro wrestlers ever, some of the laziest card photography you’ve ever seen, multiple instances of Virgil (!!) and more. There are even a few good wrestlers sprinkled in to keep it interesting. But yeah, both Beverly Brothers are present, so don’t expect too much.

Please click through to enjoy 30 of the best and worst WWF trading cards. Let us know your favorites in our comments section below.



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“Awesome, a Beau of the Beverly Brothers card,” said nobody ever.


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I love the action shots in these. 90% of the cards are just people standing still in the ring. REMEMBER THE TIME BOSSMAN KNELT? HERE IT IS FOREVER.


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Now this is how you pose for a trading card.


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If you ask wrestling fans about the greatest matches of all time, they’ll throw out Hogan vs. Andre, Steamboat vs. Savage, and of course Crush vs. Repo Man from SummerSlam 1992.


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How do you say “dignity” in Spanish?


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Too soon.


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“Shit, I got another Sags. I need a Knobbs!” also said nobody ever.


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I want a card of him sitting on a couch watching TV with a plate of food in his lap and a dirty bird cage in the background that says “KOKO B. WARE OF LOW ENERGY.”


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The best part of Macho Man’s early 90s jackets is how he’d tape up his wrists to match them. I like to think the wrist tape is part of the jacket to keep it on. Come to think of it, I can’t remember ever seen Macho put a jacket on or take it off, he’s always just in a jacket or not.


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“I can’t wait until you guys meet my son. He’s 13 years old! His name is … shit, what is his name”


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NAILZ CARDZ

Serious kayfabe question: If Nailz is an escaped prisoner who has come to the WWF to shoot murder the old prison guard who used to mistreat him, who thought it was a good idea to put him on a trading card?


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“Welcome to my voodoo photo studio!”


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Just like Papa Shango, only he puts needles into die cast cars and puts them in a shoebox labeled “disreputable auto dealer.”


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Nothing accentuates a bagpipe quite like a swooping neckline. These fans paid to see belly-button!


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Looking back, “I’M GOING TO KILL YOU WITH A KNIFE” is a pretty sweet wrestling gimmick.


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I can’t tell where Tatanka ends and the jobber begins.

(WWF has been saying this since 1992)


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Rick Martel is one of the best but kayfabe stupid wrestlers ever. If you’re a garbage man, sure, be a garbage man and a pro wrestler. But if you’re a model? Your jobs are “model” and “get punched in the face.” That seems counter-productive. Kelly Kelly, I hope you’re taking notes.


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I’m sad the Berserker didn’t stick around long enough to ride on the back of a cockatrice and hit gnomes with its tail.


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He always gets/thoroughly talks to his man.


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OH SWEET A BLAKE, FINALLY


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Back in 1992, a parent overheard a kid saying “aw, I wanted Butch!” and got really confused.


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Real talk: Paul Bearer never took a less-than-amazing photo.


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Nothing says “America” like a balding guy who is so fat he has to wear a t-shirt under his onesie.


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Suck it forever, Virgil.


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Koko B. Ware of Not Pictured


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Out of context, this is the greatest photo/worst high-five of all time.


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Here’s another Virgil card, if the first one wasn’t enough. How many Virgils are in this set?


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And you gave NAILZ more than one card?


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IS THIS REAL LIFE

16 Jun 18:33

Despite twerking, they get to graduate

Six California students reprimanded for participating in a racy dance video were allowed to graduate with their peers.
16 Jun 18:33

How porn nearly killed Bret Michaels

He's fine now, but innocently watching "Busty Cops 3" almost led to disaster.
13 Jun 16:35

The Plight of San Francisco's Tamale Lady

by Katie J.M. Baker
IKEA Monkey

can you imagine if Chicago decided the Tamale Guy wasn't allowed to sell tamales in bars anymore? I know its tap dancing on legality anyway but I know the city kind of turns the other way.

The Plight of San Francisco's Tamale Lady

The Tamale Lady (Virginia Ramos) is a San Francisco icon. She sells delicious homemade tamales to drunk patrons all over the city, but is a particular institution at a rowdy and crowded bar called Zeitgeist, where she's doled out munchies and advice to customers for over 20 years. Now, Zeitgeist claims the city has forced the bar to kick Ramos out because she's an "illegal vendor." San Franciscans are pissed: they'll grudgingly allow Mark Zuckerberg to move to the Mission, but they won't allow anyone to take away their goddamned tamales.

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13 Jun 13:22

Click Here to RSVP

by Farhad Manjoo
IKEA Monkey

We are using an e-RSVP service. For the most part it has been a no-drama issue. Though getting people to go to our website, where the RSVP link is posted, has been like pulling teeth. Its 2013, go to a fucking website for chrissakes.

The biggest fight my wife and I had during wedding planning—and, come to think of it, blessedly one of the biggest fights we’ve ever had—involved RSVP cards. To understand our disagreement, you need to know that our relationship is one of those opposites-attract sitcoms that you’d swear would never work in real life. I’m an early adopter; she’s still using technology from last decade. (Also: I’m like a minus. She’s like a plus.) So when we got married, in 2009, I acquiesced to most of her wishes, and much of our nuptials were old-fashioned. (I did get the right to tweet a photo of the bride right after the ceremony, though.)

13 Jun 12:36

Californian Vintners Are Putting Weed in Their Wine

by Bonnie Collins
IKEA Monkey

I'll try it

Wine thieving: the proper way to extract wine from a barrel.

I absolutely love to get fucked up. I'm in my mid-30s though, and I'm no longer free to casually sample mind-altering substances and swim through an ocean of debauchery. I have to be healthy and responsible, at least to some extent. Which is why, if someone stuck a gun to my head and only allowed me one vice for the rest of my life, I would choose weed wine.

California weed-wine lore dates back to the late 70s and early 80s in a fuzzy cloud of memories floating above the California vineyards between Santa Barbara and Sonoma. These burgeoning wine regions housed young vinters experimenting with uncultivated soils and nontraditional vines. People were fermenting grapes and smoking a lot of weed. Early rumblings of the marriage of the two activities convinced winemakers to step up their fermentation game and create sophisticated altered states. 

With any proper experiment comes trial and error. The art of wine making involves both chemistry and agriculture, which make crafting weed wine a highly coveted skill. White wine lends itself to more natural aromatics, a healthy arrangement of marijuana and grapes, lower alcohol levels, and more balanced weed wines. Red grapes can overpower the pot, produce higher levels of alcohol, and provide a high that is similar to the one you get when you eat too many weed cookies and end up with moments of sheer panic and terror. Pinot Noir winemakers, always sure of themselves, are rumored to make a palatable blend of weed wine. Rosé is an obviously experimental juice for winemakers as it often thrown by the wayside rather than bottled and sold.

Pierre's greenhouse in 2005. Heirloom tomatoes, peppers, and a hybrid strain of weed.

Miguel, a winemaker I know through mutual friends, has had success with his current vintage, which blends a cellar-made tincture of concentrated weed and Everclear with Viognier (a grape that originates in the Rhone region of France and is grown on the central coast of California). The weed is soaked in Everclear for a few days to extract the right amount of THC, strained through cheesecloth and then added to fermenting wine. The color of what he calls "Snake Oil" has beautiful new-tennis-ball hues and the taste combines crisp floral flavors with subtle cannabis zest. He equates the chemical effect of his drink to taking a Vicodin.

Another weed wine vinter in the aprea, Pierre, has developed a highly successful 2004 blend of Malvasia Bianca grapes (a white varietal originating in Greece and grown in cool climates) and Lemon Diesel weed (a hybrid strain with citrus smells). Known as DV (Double Vintage) on its barrel tag and “Two Birds One Stone” in party settings, the wine has a deserved reputation as one of the choicest ways to get supremely hammered. Pierre was mentored by one of the area’s most prominent winemakers, and the two decided that co-fermenting the wine with the weed was the purist method. Procuring the marijuana from Mendocino and using extra juice from a forgiving harvest, they hand-ground the weed and inserted it into the barrel as the wine went through its fermentation process. The end result was the equivalent of an eighth of weed per bottle and 12 percent alcohol by volume. A glass of this wine was arguably the perfect high, and if it could have been legally sold, would have cost roughly $55.

It would hurt my brain to remember what year we were ringing in, but once Pierre came with about ten others to my friend’s cabin up in Lake Tahoe for New Year’s. The DV made the weekend. We had about three bottles and started each evening off with it, before moving onto bold, marijuana-free reds, then eventually smoking weed into the night. If anyone has a bottle of this (because Pierre sure as hell doesn’t), I want to talk. We have a party to plan.

The idea of ever legally producing and marketing this style of wine is impossible. Laws regulating alcohol are so complicated on their own, throwing in state marijuana laws would make selling this over the counter essentially impossible. Some weed wine artisans have hired legal counsel without getting anywhere. If the cops ever found barrels on wineries’ properties, government bonds would be lost, legal action would ensue, and it would be a fucking nightmare. 

I am lucky enough to have tasted Pierre and Miguel's product as well as many other weed wines (rosés, reds and whites), and I consider myself tremendously fortunate to have the opportunity to ever sample wines of this caliber. Winemakers hush me; connoisseurs share stories of positive and negative experiences with the brews. Others can't believe that such products exist.

Weed wine is always found in an unlabeled bottle with a blank cork and I try not to get too excited or aggressively ask for more. My advice to wine enthusiasts who enjoy a decent marijuana high is to just stay cool and pray that some of this wine lands in your glass one day. And when it becomes legal, join that wine club and covet those bottles for nights that deserve it. 

More weed:

High Country

The 40-Year-Old Pot Virgin

The War on Weed: Still Expensive, Racist, and Failed

13 Jun 02:14

Kitten born with 2 faces, 1 body

IKEA Monkey

Janus!

A kitten was born in Oregon with two faces, one body and an apparently healthy set of organs.
13 Jun 00:18

Periodic Tableware, Drinkware Designed To Look Like Laboratory Glass

by Chris Durso
IKEA Monkey

I want these because I like them but I'd feel dumb because I was the worst at chemistry

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Sure, you probably failed high school chemistry… But science is hard. Perhaps Periodic Tableware will help erase the painful memory of accidentally blowing up the science lab, or the time you burnt both yours and your lab partner’s eyebrows off.

The beautifully-designed drinkware is made to look like iconic laboratory glass — including a wine glass, decanter, highball, cocktail shaker, and others. So consider using the drinkware to relive a few memories with old friends. Their eyebrows have probably grown back by now.

Periodic Tableware is currently a Kickstarter campaign. You can find out more about the project and make a pledge here.

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13 Jun 00:01

10-Year Old Singer Sebastien De La Cruz Vs. The Racist Internet. Who Ya Got?

by Brandon Stroud
IKEA Monkey

People are awful

This is 10-year old singer Sebastien De La Cruz. You may remember him from the last season of ‘America’s Got Talent,’ where he was one of those kids/old people/ugly people AGT moments where the judges are all, “pffft, f**k this person,” then get all teary-eyed and clappy when the person they judged by their cover has a magical voice. I feel like ‘America’s Got Talent’ does that three times per episode.

Anyway, Sebastien, as we mentioned, has a magical voice. He sang the Star-Spangled Banner before Game 3 of the NBA Finals in San Antonio (the one the Spurs dominated with record-breaking efficiency) and did a great job. Then, The Internet happened.

Via Public Shaming:

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Unfortunately, this was just the beginning. I can see how a Hispanic kid wearing decorative national clothing instead of a trucker hat and sunglasses might throw some people off, but here are a few facts to remember as you read a sampling of hateful tweets, all via Public Shaming.

1. Sebastien De La Cruz is from San Antonio.
2. He is Mexican-American.
3. It is not a crime for people from other countries to sing our national anthem, ignoring the fact that this kid is from Texas, which is in the United States.
4. HE IS 10 YEARS OLD.

ENJOY.

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This is America, dammit.

You can check out the rest here (there are a lot of them), or, I don’t know, live the rest of your life pretending people like this don’t exist. Sorry, Sebastien.

12 Jun 18:44

Quit Fucking Asking Me Questions: A Refresher Course

by Lindy West
IKEA Monkey

This. I hate when people do this.

Quit Fucking Asking Me Questions: A Refresher Course

When it comes to being a woman on the internet, there are enough frustrating roadblocks every day to make your brain liquefy and dribble out your ear all gross (more frustrating roadblocks than there are fireplaces at Rosings Park, AMIRITE). But possibly the most frustrating of all are the gnashing hordes constantly demanding that you educate them, educate them, educate them. Oh, you write about sexism on the internet? Well, before we get into all that boring nuance and subtle gender dynamics that feminist scholars have been demarcating for years, can you just back up 17,000 steps and prove to me that inequality exists?

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12 Jun 17:41

Storm system threatening millions in Midwest could spawn feared derecho

by Sophia Rosenbaum, Staff Writer, NBC News
IKEA Monkey

We're fucked

A storm system brewing over the Midwest threatened tens of millions of people Wednesday with heavy rain, hail and perhaps even a derecho — a rare, explosive wind pattern that forecasters compare to the landfall of a hurricane.Chicago, Detroit and Cleveland were all in the threat zone, with Pittsburgh, Baltimore and Washington at risk of severe storms Thursday."This is a particularly dangerous situ...
    


12 Jun 16:25

Let’s Watch All 16 San Antonio Spurs Game 3 3-Pointers (And The Morning Links)

by Brandon Stroud
IKEA Monkey

I really enjoy when exceptional things happen in sports, and last night's Spurs win over the Heat was pretty amazing.

Get him a body bag! Yeah! In case you missed it last night, Danny Green, Gary Neal, Kawhi Leonard and Tony Parker combined for an NBA Finals record 16 3-pointers in the San Antonio Spurs’ Game 3 leg-sweeping of the Miami Heat. This is all of them. That Karate Kid clip couldn’t show up at a better time. (h/t Beyond The Buzzer)

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12 Jun 14:47

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IKEA Monkey

Jasmine, you had a rough start but that is no excuse for that sheddy fur.

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Jasmine became a rescue dog after a member of public saw someone trying to drown her in a bucket of water at just five weeks old. I was instantly interested in giving her a good home after seeing pictures and listening to the horrific actions of others. I collected Jasmine when she was five weeks old and I can honestly say I don't regret anything. She lives a happy, healthy life and gives me more love and affection than I could ever wish for.

12 Jun 13:42

Plane Full Of People Stuck On Tarmac Believe They Can Fly, Believe They Can Touch The Sky

by Mary Beth Quirk
IKEA Monkey

Further proof that R. Kelly is both the cause and solution of many of life's problems

You know the lyrics, don't deny it.

You know the lyrics, don’t deny it.

Thirsty, hot passengers, holding on by a thread after suffering through the travel nightmare of a hot plane grounded on a tarmac. There was nowhere for them to go but into the magical world of song, where anything is possible, where they believe… well, they believe they can fly. They believe, in fact, that they can touch the sky, right along with R. Kelly.

One of those frustrated passengers aboard Allegiant Air flight 592 headed from Las Vegas to Phoenix on Sunday posted the below video on Reddit, writing: “5 hours no A/C or water in Nevada. People were getting sick and furious. My friends and I tried to lighten the mood.”

Passengers were first stuck on one plane for more than an hour and a half, notes ABC News, before being moved to a second one. That plane got stuck on the tarmac due to its own mechanical issues, and sat for more than an hour.

Enter R. Kelly, and a sing-along that seems to be borne of heat-induced delirium itself. Temperatures outside the plane reached 100 degrees, making it hard to keep the plane cool.

“While we’re glad that our customers were able to make light of the delay by singing an R. Kelly song, we take these matters very seriously,” the airline said in a statement. “Allegiant’s top priority is the safety of each of our passengers and crew members, and we will always take a delay to ensure the safety of all involved.”

“During the delay, our team members worked to make passengers as comfortable as possible by providing beverages,” Allegiant added.

Federal regulations require that an airline give enough food and water to passengers to make it bearable if they’re stuck for more than two hours, and planes must return to the gate to let passengers off after a delay in excess of three hours.

Finally, the passengers arrived in Phoenix after more than four hours of delays and a whole lot of singing. Each received $100 credit for future travel from Allegiant, and perhaps a newfound love for ’90s smooth jams.


11 Jun 22:55

Flight gets delayed, then THIS happens

IKEA Monkey

Not nearly as fun as an R Kelly singalong, but still cool.

Members of the Philadelphia Orchestra performed an impromptu concert on a delayed flight in China.
11 Jun 14:39

A Functioning Greenhouse Made of Sugar

by Chris Durso
IKEA Monkey

beautiful

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This fully-functional greenhouse, officially-titled Solarium, was created by artist William Lamson at Storm King Art Center in New York. It consists of 162 panels of varying hues of caramelized sugar, creating a stained-glass look. But please… Do not lick the greenhouse.

Find out more about the process of creating an all-sugar greenhouse here.

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10 Jun 22:26

I'll Look Fabulous in Them!

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ITS SO TINY

I'll Look Fabulous in Them!

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10 Jun 17:04

Trap Pesky Flies with DIY Fly Paper

by Shep McAllister
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That Pinteresty flypaper is going to look super twee covered in fly corpses

Trap Pesky Flies with DIY Fly Paper

As the temperature rises, so too do flies. If you're starting to notice them buzzing around your living room, it's easy to trap them with fly paper you create using ingredients that are almost certainly already in your kitchen.

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10 Jun 04:32

The Man with the Thirty-Second Memory

by James Baines


Henry Molaison after his high school graduation.

In 1953 Henry Molaison, a sufferer of severe epilepsy, underwent experimental brain surgery that saved his life and robbed him of it at the same time. While the removal of bits of Henry’s brain (the hippocampi and parts of both amygdala) cured his condition, it also left him with a sort of amnesia, the likes of which neuroscience had never seen: every 30 seconds his memory was completely erased. Molaison became the first sacrificial martyr in the study of human memory. Although as a subject he was responsible for 60 years of breakthroughs in neuroscience, as a person he was reduced to clawing at facts that swirled around his conscious. After his father passed away, he carried a note in his pocket that read "Dad’s dead."

Dr. Suzanne Corkin met Henry in 1962 when she was only a medical school graduate. Having become his lead investigator in 1982, she spent the next 46 years of her life working with him. I gave Dr. Corkin a call to try to understand what not being able to remember a parent's death must feel like.


VICE: Hi Dr. Corkin. In your book, Permanent Present Tense, you make a beautiful analogy which to me sums up Henry’s condition sublimely. You write that "information collects in the hotel lobby of Henry’s brain but can’t check into any of the rooms." Could you expand on this for me?


Dr. Suzanne Corkin: This is what inspired the title of my book, and that means basically that he was always living in the moment. He couldn’t tell you what he had done earlier that day, or the day before, or the month before. Once you distracted him, he couldn’t remember what he’d just been talking to you about.



I'm gonna try an analogy myself. It sounds like the closest experience we would have to Henry’s condition would be walking into a room and immediately forgetting our reason for doing so. Was this a constant frustration for Henry?
Well, he got used to that. He lived in very familiar surroundings after his operation. He lived with his parents and spent a lot of time in that house. So he got used to walking from one room to another without really knowing why. Presumably if he had to go to the bathroom he knew why he walked to the bathroom. He didn’t know where things were kept. He helped with yard work and he didn’t know where the tools were commonly kept.



Did he often watch the same films over and over?


Oh sure, he could read the same magazines over and over too.



What about music, were there any particular melodies that got stuck in his mind?
There was. I actually tested this formally. I made up a test where I went to the library and found the top ten tunes on the Hit Parade every year from 1926 (that's when he was born) and recorded them. 

When I played them to him, and he recognized some of them... it wasn’t a complete failure. The controls did more but you’ve got to remember that he didn’t have much of a social life as a teenager because of his epilepsy.

Did he ever guess?
He wasn’t a confabulator but on occasion he did guess. When I asked him whom we had fought in the Gulf War, for example, he said, Mexico and Cuba. Obviously he had the wrong Gulf but he was able to fall back on his intellect. He made intelligent guesses, he didn’t make things up.



Did he ever lie?
Not that I know of. He had cataract surgery though, and after that he didn’t wear glasses any more. One time we asked him where his glasses were and he said, "Oh, somebody must have stole them." It wasn’t a lie, because he didn’t know. All he knew was he wore glasses, so if his glasses weren’t there, he had to give an explanation for that. 



How did he remain aware that his parents had passed away?
He didn’t. I think it just took him a long time of not seeing them to understand that they were gone.


The hippocampus—the part of Henry's brain that was excised in surgery, and ultimately caused his amnesia.

What was Henry’s relationship like with the other sex?


Well, he was certainly always very polite, to the point of being chivalrous. I have several pictures of him with a woman named Maude, from I think it’s 1946. One is of the two of them standing together on the beach and they have their arms around each other. The other picture was of Maude in a pinup-like pose and on the back it reads, "To Henry, Love Maude."

I also have letters from two friends of his who were in the service during WWII. They talked a lot about dames, babes, going out, getting married, and all of those kinds of things. So it was part of his conversation, but I don’t honestly know the extent to which these are true.



Did he ever mention girls after the operation?
No. We asked him about girlfriends, and he never mentioned Maude, which is very interesting.



There’s a spiritual aphorism that many religions aspire to, and it’s about forgetting the past and not worrying about the future. They preach that living in the present can bring an enlightened sense of peace. Do you think Henry unwittingly achieved this?


I don’t know that I can go out on a limb far enough to say he was having "zen" moments. A lot of people describe him as a very gentle person. I think he was that way preoperatively too. His father was also the "spoke-when-spoken-to" kind of person, so it's hard to figure out how much of it is just genetic personality and how much was caused by him having his amygdalas removed, which used to be done to prisoners to tame them.

When he came to the clinical research center, he would have meals and we would test him, but sometimes he would have downtime when there was nothing special for him to do. The nurses put his chair out in the hall and he would sit there so that the people going by could say, "Hi, Henry." He enjoyed this little extra stimulation. He was perfectly happy to sit there in the now, not asking, “What am I going to do next?” “When is dinner?” “May I have a glass of water?” He just sat there and enjoyed the scenery, the traffic of people walking by him in this little research center. It’s hard to determine whether that was to do with the memory, it was multifactorial. He was a happy person, he was not depressed.



How did Henry perceive you?


About 20 years after the first day we met, he started saying that he recognized me.


What did Henry provide to the field of study in human memory?


His dedication to research brought about an epiphany in the science of memory. 
First of all, he was living proof that you could be an intelligent person and still have a horrible memory. His IQ was consistently above average. This tells us that memory is processed by specialized brain circuits—that memory is compartmentalized.



The second thing Henry showed, was the ability to store new memories is localized to a specific part of the brain and this is the inner part of the temporal lobes. Before Henry, we didn’t understand that the hippocampus and the surrounding cortex are essential for the establishment of long-term memory. His third contribution was the discovery that there are different kinds of memory with different addresses in the brain. We know now that there are several different kinds of memory that are preserved in amnesia. 



Didn't they leave a small part of the hippocampi, where the flickers of memory function as a ghost of his memory?


No, the telephone lines going in were cut. The area of the brain that supplies information to the hippocampus was virtually all removed, there was only tiny little scraps left behind. For all practical purposes, on a day-to-day basis, he remembered nothing. Every now and then, there’d be these little scraps that came out and we’d fall off our chairs in surprise and excitement, but day after day this guy didn’t remember anything.



Memory forms a narrative of a person’s past, an identity. Did Henry lose that after the surgery?


That’s a complicated question. As you know, scholars ranging from philosophers to neuroscientists have argued that an individual who lacks the capacity to remember also lacks an identity.



So did Henry Molaison have a sense of self? The answer is yes, he did. It was just less complete than yours or mine. Our notion of self is that it’s a composite of memories from the past and the present, and our plans for the future. And when we look at Henry’s access to these time periods, we find it was patchy. So, he has rich representation covering the period of his birth, which was from 1926 right up to when he had his operation in 1953, he could tell us what he did for fun like roller-skating, banjo-playing, and target practice.

However the qualities of these preoperative memories were severely compromised in that he didn’t have any episodic autobiographical memories. He couldn’t remember anything that happened at a specific time or place as a unique episode.

Years after his operation he had selective insights and fragments of information, so he did have a sense of his identity. He knew that he had an operation and he also had the feeling that the procedure had only been tried on a few people before him, and that during the operation something went wrong. He knew this and was able to articulate it, but above all else he knew that he had a terrible memory. An interesting corollary of this was that he couldn’t record any new information, so his body image was outdated. He described himself as thin but heavy, and he was unaware he had grey hair. 



Could he configure an image of the future?


No, he couldn’t construct an agenda. One of his constant little things were these little monologues. One of them was about how he wanted to be a brain surgeon.



Aw.
But he believed he couldn’t, because he wore glasses. He thought they’d be dirty so he couldn’t see properly, or the nurse would wipe his brow and dislodge his glasses, or blood would spurt up in his glasses. If this happened, and his vision was impaired, he might make a mistake and harm someone. He would talk about the kind of things he might do to them, he had a real conscience and he didn’t want to do anything like that to someone else. The interesting thing was that he didn’t have a plan B. He actually had no plans. When I asked him what he’d do tomorrow, he said whatever’s beneficial, full stop. He couldn’t create a future and he was never able to chase his dreams because he didn’t have any.

Follow James on Twitter: @Bainosorus

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10 Jun 02:14

How bad is this Photoshop job of Melissa McCarthy?

IKEA Monkey

WTF did they do to her?

U.K.-based gossip site The Shiznit is alleging that actress Melissa McCarthy's face has been photoshopped to cut out "30 pounds" in the promotional poster for her upcoming movie with Sandra Bullock, "The Heat."

Here's the poster, according to The Shiznit:

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McCarthy cemented her reputation as a funny leading lady after her appearance in "Bridesmaids" and critics recently came to McCarthy's defense after critic Rex Reed referred to the actress as “humongous,” “tractor-sized,” and a “female hippo" in "Identity Thief."

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07 Jun 20:24

A New Episode of 'VICE' on HBO Premieres Tonight

by VICE Staff
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Oh please. I live here and I have never before heard Chicago called "Chiraq".

Those of us who spend our lives in the edifying pursuit of bringing VICE to the world get to see the very tip of our spear—sharp and glimmering in the Friday evening moonlight—rip into America’s living rooms at the end of each week. We also get to see new episodes of VICE on HBO before you guys do, which totally rules. 



Our newest installment finds our undaunted correspondents in two pretty gnarly places: one far-flung, the other close to home. Here’s a little taste of what to expect tonight at 11 PM when the liquid crystals inside your television are excited by electricity and light up in unimaginably complex and rapid multicolored arrays to form moving pictures.

Chiraq

While violent crime in most metropolitan areas in the US has gone down over the last decade, Chicago has seen a frightening uptick in shootings and gang-related violence. In 2012 the city boasted the highest murder rate in the country. It’s gotten so bad there, that residents have given the Windy City a new, war-zone-inspired nickname—Chiraq. Chicago counts over 100,000 gang members organized into subgangs, factions, and cliques all vying for control over city blocks and settling disputes, either real or imagined, with a pull of the trigger. What’s more, getting handguns in the outlying suburbs is about as difficult as finding popcorn at the movies. Thomas Morton embeds with police, and with gang members in the Englewood neighborhood, to find out how things have gotten so out of control in our nation’s Second City and why most of the country is turning a blind eye to this unfolding urban nightmare.

Nigerian Oil Spills

Since oil was discovered in the West African nation of Nigeria in 1956, there have been more than 500 oil spills. The decades-worth of spilled oil in the Niger River Delta has devastated the health of local communities and ecosystems. The Shell Oil Company was found negligent in their pipeline-building practices and safety measures. But the overall structural problem of inequitable distribution of the immense amount of wealth generated by Nigeria’s sweet, sweet oil has caused many people to pirate it, refine it, and truck it around the country in an unregulated market that has its own deleterious affects. VICE co-founder Suroosh Alvi travels to Nigeria and finds a hellacious illegal oil refinery deep in the mangrove-ringed jungles of the Niger River Delta.

07 Jun 04:52

Mysterious Severed Human Leg Washes Up From Lake Michigan

by Samantha Abernethy
Mysterious Severed Human Leg Washes Up From Lake Michigan Who wants to go swimming? [ more › ]