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16 Nov 21:48

Please Stop Spreading Pyramid Schemes Around Facebook

by Laura Northrup

(Love Over Lenses)
Gift exchanges can be super fun: it’s great to receive a present that you didn’t anticipate at all. However, an attempt by either a well-meaning person or a gift-hogging trickster began on Facebook recently, and zapped quickly around the world. One scheme, called the “Secret Sisters Gift Exchange,” promises thirty-six gifts in your mailbox after you mail out only one, but reality doesn’t work that way.

This scheme also has a variation for parents, where participants send out children’s books to one person on the list and receive as many as thirty-six books back.

The U.S. Postal Inspection Service has really taken up this cause on Facebook: they’re the experts, since in decades past people used the mail to send their chain letters. (That’s how people circulated advance-fee frauds, too.) In days past, these schemes may have circulated to solicit postcards, cash, or just letters so children could receive some mail.

The USPIS explains why pyramid schemes are a terrible idea unless you are literally the person who started the chain. Note: we are not encouraging you to start a pyramid scheme or chain letter.

Consider a typical pyramid that involves six individuals in the chain. By the time you’ve reached the fourth level of participation, nearly 1,300 recruits must be onboard. Today, social media might make that a bit easier in than days past, which required chain letter-type solicitations by mail. However, upon reaching the sixth level of participation, you’d have to attract more recruits than could be seated in Chicago’s Wrigley Field.

By the seventh level, you’d need more participants than folks living in Anchorage, AK. The ninth level requires you to recruit all of Houston, Tx and the Washington Metro area combined—and you still wouldn’t have enough participants.

The 11th round requires everyone in the United States to join in, if the promise is to be fulfilled.

I don’t care how many Facebook friends you have: you can’t convince everyone in the United States to mail a children’s book or a $10 gift to a random stranger. As it happens, though, these chains are also against Facebook’s terms of service, which bar users from passing around chain letters or other misleading and illegal schemes.

Don’t hit “share.” Don’t say, “LOL, you never know!” as you put your own kid’s name and home address on the list and send it out to strangers. Don’t perpetuate pyramid schemes.

Secret Sisters Gift Exchange [Snopes]
Secret Sister Gift Exchange – Don’t pay or yule be sorry [FTC]

16 Nov 20:23

Watch What Happens to Magnetic Objects Inside an MRI Machine

by Michele Debczak
IKEA Monkey

This is so stressful

Anyone who’s gotten an MRI scan knows that bringing metal into the machine would be a bad move. That’s because the process, short for magnetic resonance imaging, uses a large magnet and radio waves to scan the organs inside your body. Patients must be screened before entering the room to ensure they're not carrying any objects that might react to the machine. But what would happen if something magnetic did make it inside?

This video from UC Berkeley’s “practiCal FMRI” demonstrates exactly that. Before an MRI machine was decommissioned, a group scientists decide to conduct some fun experiments with it. The clip shows a steel shackle being bounced around by the force of the 4 Tesla magnet, and a stapler banging against its walls until it comes apart. When they position a chair with magnetic wheels near the entrance of machine, it’s pulled towards it with a force that reaches 2000 pounds. If you’ve ever wondered why they don’t allow metal objects into the MRI room, this should give you a pretty clear idea.

All images via YouTube.

16 Nov 15:07

Abigail, First Named U.K. Storm, Slams Scotland, Ireland

by M. Alex Johnson
IKEA Monkey

ABIGAIL

Abigail, the first storm ever named, hurricane-style, by the British weather agency, arrived late at night with hurricane-force winds.









16 Nov 14:41

Facebook Bringing 360-Degree Video To iOS Newsfeeds

by Ashlee Kieler
IKEA Monkey

A friend of ours is dating the founder of a VR company, and today he brought over his headset so we could watch some of his projects. It was one of the coolest things I've ever seen. If this becomes a more common thing I am 100% on board.

360-in-news-feedWhile we once wondered why Facebook would spend $2 billion to buy virtual reality company Oculus, we’re starting to get answers. Two months after Facebook said it was working to bring virtual reality to consumers’ phones via newsfeed ads, the social media company unveiled an iOS version. 

Facebook has begun testing 360-degree ads on both Android and iOS devices, allowing users to change their viewing perspective simply by tilting their phones, The Verge reports.

While a mobile app version of virtual reality videos offers a much less immersive experience than putting on an Oculus headset, the feature – already being used by brands like GoPro, Vice, and The Disney Channel – could help introduce the technology to a larger audience. Not to mention, it should drum up advertising dollars for social networking company.

Facebook says it is also partnering with camera manufactures to create in-app “publish to Facebook” options for anyone to use.

Delving into the world of virtual reality isn’t exactly a surprise for Facebook: besides the aforementioned $2 billion purchase of Oculus, the company’s top executives have long alluded to the use of such technology.

CEO Mark Zuckerberg has previously called virtual reality the next “computing platform.” Back in March, he said Facebook would someday support spherical videos in its newsfeed, allowing users to move around inside a video, viewing it from different angles.

Facebook’s 360-degree News Feed videos arrive on iOS [The Verge]

16 Nov 14:37

This Alarm Clock Slaps You Awake

by Shaunacy Ferro
IKEA Monkey

Also known as a wife HEY-OOOOO spousal abuse isn't funny

For those of us who need an extreme wake-up call

16 Nov 03:37

Zebras Escape From Circus, Run Loose in Philadelphia

IKEA Monkey

Zebras already look like they are wearing those old-fashioned prison striped suits

The zebras got loose from the UniverSoul Circus outside the Mann Center for the Performing Arts.









15 Nov 23:47

Cry-Baby of the Week: A Writer Attacked a Woman with a Wine Bottle Because She Didn't Like His Book

by Jamie Lee Curtis Taete
IKEA Monkey

Its #1. The judge is stupid but eventually reversed his decision. The crazy guy who traveled 500 miles and beat the girl with a wine bottle is a special level of insane.

It's time, once again, to marvel at some idiots who don't know how to handle the world:

Cry-Baby #1: Richard Brittain

Screencaps via Google Maps and YouTube

The incident: A writer got some negative feedback on something he'd written.

The appropriate response: Nothing.

The actual response: He traveled 500 miles to attack the teenage reviewer with a wine bottle.

In September of last year, 28-year-old Richard Brittain (pictured above) uploaded part of a book he'd written to Wattpad, an app that allows writers to post their work for others to critique.

One of the reviews of his work (which is described on Amazon as an "epic fairytale romance set in a semi-fictional ancient world") was by an 18-year-old named Paige Rolland. You can read her full review here, but the gist of it is that she thought the cover of the book was amateurish, and that Richard's writing was repetitive, unprofessional, and used the word "suddenly" too much.

Richard was, apparently, not a fan of this review. After taking to his blog to complain about the negative feedback he'd received, he managed to find Paige on Facebook.

He used her page to figure out that she worked at an Asda store in Glenrothes, Scotland. Richard then traveled 500 miles from his home near London to the Asda.

Once inside the store, he found Paige kneeling down, putting something on a low shelf. He struck her from behind with a wine bottle he'd gotten from the store's alcohol section. The blow gashed Paige's head and knocked her unconscious. According to Paige, Richard then silently left the store without saying a word.

Richard appeared in Glasgow Sheriff Court on Tuesday, where he pleaded guilty to assault charges. According to the Daily Mail, he also admitted to a stalking charge related to another woman. He will be sentenced at a later date.

Cry-Baby #2: Judge Scott Johansen

Screencaps via KUTV and Google Maps

The incident: Two gay women fostered a kid.

The appropriate response: Nothing. Maybe buying them one of those "I love my moms" onesies if you're friends with them.

The actual response: A judge ordered that the child be removed from their household and re-homed with heterosexual parents.

Thirty-four-year-old Beckie Peirce and her 38-year-old wife April Hoagland (pictured above) of Carbon County, Utah, fostered a baby girl three months ago. She is currently nine months old.

The couple has been asked to adopt the baby by her biological mother. They are also raising two other children, aged 12 and 14, who are the biological children of Beckie.

On Tuesday of this week Judge Scott Johansen ordered that the baby be taken from their care. He cited research that "children do better in heterosexual homes" as the reason for his decision. According to the Salt Lake Tribune, he refused to provide details of the research when asked to by attorney's from the Utah Division of Child and Family Services and the Guardian Ad Litem Office.

This is not the first time Judge Scott has been a massive dickhead towards people in his court. According to a roundup of his previous heinousness on US News and World Report, he has previously forced a mother to cut off her daughter's hair in the courtroom, sent a teen to a juvenile detention facility for having a poor report card, and slapped the 16-year-old son of his friend.

The couple plans to fight the judge's decision. "We love her and she loves us, and we haven't done anything wrong," Beckie told the Salt Lake Tribune. In the meantime, the Department of Child and Family Services is seeking a temporary alternative home for the baby.

During a press conference, Utah governor Gary Herbert said he was "puzzled" by the judge's decision. "He may not like the law, but he should follow the law. We don't want to have activism on the bench in any way, shape or form," he said.

Who here is the bigger cry-baby? Let us know in this poll down here, please:

Previously: A cop who got upset because a store was selling gin-flavored chips vs. a woman who attacked someone in an Applebee's because they weren't speaking English.

Winner: The Applebee's woman!!!

Follow Jamie Lee Curtis Taete on Twitter.

15 Nov 23:32

Your Favorite Face Mask Is Aztec Secret Healing Clay

by Katherine Wisniewski, Commerce Team on Kinja Co-Op, shared by Shep McAllister, Commerce Team to Jezebel
IKEA Monkey

I have this stuff!! It truly is great.

Your favorite face mask for 2015 is Aztec Secret Indian Healing Clay Deep Pore Cleansing, which defeated Origins Clear Improvement Active Charcoal Mask by three measly votes to win the favor of 25.8% of readers.

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15 Nov 22:53

Newswire: ABC cancels Wicked City

by William Hughes
IKEA Monkey

That was fast

ABC has declared that it shall not suffer a Wicked City to live, cancelling the first-season crime drama after only three episodes made it to the air. That makes Wicked City the first series of the 2015 season to officially get the boot; the show’s cast and crew—including stars Jeremy Sisto and Ed Westwick, and whoever’s job it was to pick out the admittedly great ’80s soundtrack, will be allowed to finish work on the eighth episode, but then they’re done.

By all accounts, the show was axed for the simplest of reasons: nobody watched the damn thing, with an entire nation yawning at the prospect of a guy from Gossip Girl murdering his way through half of 1980s L.A. Not even the power of “anthology,” the most potent magic word in today’s TV spellbook; was able to save it; Wicked City won’t ...

14 Nov 18:16

Hot Pockets Craving Saves Man From Plane Crash

by Marie Lodi
IKEA Monkey

the lord works in mysterious ways

On Thursday, a small charter jet crashed into an apartment building in Akron, Ohio, killing all nine of the passengers onboard. The people who live in the apartment complex were unharmed, since none of them happened to be home. Jason Bartley, a resident who is usually at home during the time the accident occurred, was saved — all because he wanted some Hot Pockets.

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14 Nov 16:26

At Least 100 Dead as Explosions, Shootings and a Hostage Situation Rock Paris

by Gabrielle Bluestone
IKEA Monkey

Oh my god, my hands are shaking. My brother works in the 11th arr. He's OK. I just called him and he didn't even know this had happened yet. But i'm still shaking.

A coordinated terror attack in Paris that included multiple bombings and shooting rampages, and culminated in a hostage situation at a crowded rock concert left at least 100 people dead and dozens more injured.

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14 Nov 01:50

The Most Embarrassing Time You Burst into Tears

by Madeleine Davies
IKEA Monkey

You can really tell how botox'd her face is when she tries to cry. Her eyes and forehead are perfectly smooth.

Welcome back to Pissing Contest where, after a brief hiatus after scaring ourselves senseless, we’re back! This week, we’re swapping stories about the most humiliating time that we started crying.

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13 Nov 20:30

Comedy Special Review: John Mulaney moves on in a triumphant Comeback special

by Erik Adams
IKEA Monkey

I know what I'm doing tonight

You can tell why two broadcast networks and no less an esteemed comedy maven as Lorne Michaels thought John Mulaney should be a TV star. The stand-up comedian is great on camera, as he repeatedly demonstrates in his new hour-long special, The Comeback Kid. His delivery has a disarming physicality, whether he’s emphasizing a point by talking with his hands or shimmying his shoulders to illustrate a real estate agent’s “fun mom” energy. It’s a gestural style that’s visible from the very last rows of the Chicago Theater—the site of The Comeback Kid’s taping—but one that translates naturally to Netflix. He’s onstage at a storied venue, whose walls have been marked by Kanye West, Prince, and Sammy Davis Jr. (as seen in The Comeback Kid’s backstage cold open), but there’s an intimacy to the way he relates an anecdote. It ...

13 Nov 19:16

Police: Woman Threw Punches At Denny’s Because All-You-Can-Eat Doesn’t Mean You Can Share With Friends

by Mary Beth Quirk
IKEA Monkey

Was that bad? Should I not have done that?

(БРАТСТВО)
If you’ve never heard of an all-you-can-eat special before, it can sound pretty darn amazing — all the food you can shove into your gullet for one flat price. But there’s usually one major catch: the deal only applies to one person, otherwise restaurants would lose a lot of money on large groups all splitting “one” meal. One Denny’s customer apparently wasn’t familiar with the idea, and ended up in handcuffs after allegedly throwing a fit at the restaurant.

A Chicago woman is facing assault and property damage charges after police say she flew into a rage when a Denny’s server explained that the $4 all-you-can-eat pancake special applied on a per person basis, reports The Smoking Gun. Meaning she couldn’t just keep ordering hot cakes and doling them out to her friends for that low price, because again, restaurants would go out of business quickly with that model.

She seemed to be under the impression that the $4 could stretch for everyone at the table, and began cursing at the waitress. Police say she threw several punches at the waitress — though she didn’t connect with her target — and left Denny’s without paying the tab. On her way out, she repeatedly kicked a door, thus the property damage charges.

Police caught up with her after workers gave a description of the car in which she and her friends fled the scene, and she was taken into custody.

Woman Arrested For Denny’s Pancake Rage [The Smoking Gun]

13 Nov 19:12

Here Are the Presidential Candidates’ Rap Counterparts, According to Hannibal Buress

by Moze Halperin
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Given Kanye’s alleged presidential run in 2020 — which we’ll surely be hearing plenty more about in the coming years — “rapper president” is already a word compound we’ve heard. The current presidential election, however, does not include any rapper/politician hybrids, but a new video from Hannibal Buress (through F-Comedy) suggests that in each lies the essence of a famous rapper counterpart.

Responding to the question, “If candidates were rappers, who would they be?” Buress begins with Hillary Clinton, whom he asserts would be “Diddy, because she’s done some stuff some people like, some people hate, she’s super rich and she got famous by attaching herself to one of the all-time greats.”

Other — and in fact most — of the choices of counterparts may seem inexplicable in name alone (Joe Biden is Iggy Azalea, Jeb Bush is Chet’ Hanks, Trump is DJ Khaled), but Buress provides persuasive explanations for each. Watch the video:

13 Nov 17:37

Happy "Odd Day!" (It's the Last One of the Century)

by Nick Greene
IKEA Monkey

Neat!

Do you feel that holiday magic in the air? The contagious festive cheer that blesses everyone, young and old? "Odd Day" is upon us, that special time when the calendar features three consecutive uneven numbers: 11/13/15.

Odd Day is the brain child of retired California teacher Ron Gordon, who gets a kick out of finding patterns in dates. His first mathematical holiday was “Square Root Day” in 1981 (9/9/81…9*9=81). After a few press outlets picked up the story, Gordon kept the ball rolling. He was on top of 2004's Square Root Day (2/2/04), and will be all over 4/4/16, don’t you worry. Gordon is also behind “Ones Upon a Days” (1/1/11, 11/11/11, etc.), and “Trumpet Day,” which won’t happen for another seven years (2/2/22…”toot toot”).

If you think Gordon has painted himself into a corner with America’s month/day/year sequencing, you've got another thing coming. He already had a successful promotional push for the overseas version of "Tic Tac Toe Day," a fully sequential holiday, two years ago on December 11, 2013.

On Gordon’s Odd Day website, OddDay.net, he notes there are only six Odd Days in a century, and today “marks the end of this parade of Odd Days which began with 1/3/05.” Another one won't occur until January 3, 2105. We'll all likely be dead by then, so make this Odd Day count (somber pun intended, oddly).

13 Nov 17:12

Latest Arson Fire In Disturbing Series Destroys North Center Three-Flat

by Kate Shepherd
IKEA Monkey

This is so messed up. One of these fires destroyed my coworker Ryan's garage - TWICE. Burned down in October, and not a week after they finished rebuilding the new garage it was set on fire AGAIN.

Latest Arson Fire In Disturbing Series Destroys North Center Three-Flat It's the latest in a series of nearly 20 arsons that have been occurring in the vicinity of Roscoe Village, West DePaul, Lakeview and Hamlin Park, city officials said in an alert Wednesday. [ more › ]








13 Nov 15:50

David Hoff Takes the 'Hassel' Off His Name

by Brendan O'Connor
IKEA Monkey

Today is just full of weirdness

“I’ve been wanting to drop the hassle from my life for years,” someone once said. “Now, it’s official.” That someone? David Hoff. Hasselhoff, hassle-free. Free to be: you (David, a.k.a. “The Hoff”) and me.

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13 Nov 15:28

Jennifer Aniston Was Replaced on Friends and Nobody Noticed

by Marie Lodi

It’s been over ten years since we said goodbye to Friends, but the much-loved sitcom still has dark secrets yet to be discovered. One of them is, in fact, a mysterious Jennifer Aniston impostor.

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13 Nov 14:53

Review: White Castle - Chicken & Waffle Slider

by Q
IKEA Monkey

Weak gravy game

White Castle's Chicken & Waffle Slider features a breaded chicken breast topped with country gravy and bacon crumbles between two warm Belgian waffles.

I bought one for $2.69. It used to be available chainwide but is now listed as available in "select regions."

The waffle was pretty nicely toasted and were soft and crumbly inside. I liked it better than the other waffle breakfast sandwich I've tried (which was soft) and the Waffle Taco as well (which was a little oily from being fried). It was pretty sweet. I'd put it was the McGriddle level of sweetness.

The sweetness was counter-balanced by the saltiness of the breaded chicken and the bits of bacon. The chicken was ground rather than a whole cut but was surprisingly thick. moist, and meaty. The breading was just lightly crisp and lightly seasoned.

The bacon was not so crisp and fairly mild. I likelove bacon but wouldn't have missed it here. The gravy was similarly weak imparting just a little creaminess.

Overall, while far from perfect, White Castle's Chicken & Waffle Sliders hit the mark where it counts--the chicken and the waffle.

Nutritional Info - White Castle - Chicken & Waffle Slider (140g)
Calories - 480 (from Fat - 290)
Fat - 33g (Saturated Fat - 9g)
Sodium - 650mg
Carbs - 36g (Sugar - 14g)
Protein - 9g
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12 Nov 23:58

ALERT, ALERT: NEW MISSY ELLIOTT VIDEO 

by Ellie Shechet on The Muse, shared by Jia Tolentino to Jezebel
IKEA Monkey

YESSSSSS

Missy Elliot has made her official return, and it is fucking excellent.

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12 Nov 18:16

“The ultimate question is ‘could a dog fly a plane?’

by Brendan O'Connor
IKEA Monkey

Spoiler alert: No, a dog cannot fly a plane

“The ultimate question is ‘could a dog fly a plane?’ so we have undertaken some training using an aircraft simulator.” What hath God wrought!

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12 Nov 16:16

Men's Rights Activists Trolled With Lines From Good Will Hunting

by Kevin Draper on The Concourse, shared by Kevin Draper to Deadspin
IKEA Monkey

amazing

Scaachi Koul is a BuzzFeed Canada writer, and her pieces are mostly about race and gender. Beyond the garden variety garbage men bombard every woman on the internet with, Koul’s occupation and beat means she is subject to especially vile tweets, emails, and Facebook messages.

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10 Nov 23:42

Ben Carson says it's 'time really to move on' from questions about his biography

by Wesley Lowery
IKEA Monkey

I wonder how this guy felt about Barack Obama's birth certificate

Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson said Sunday that he is receiving more scrutiny than others who have run for president, just days after media reports raised new questions about the inspiring personal narrative he has used to make millions of dollars and thrust himself to the front of...

10 Nov 23:38

British Writer Tracks Down Teen Who Gave His Book a Bad Review, Smashes Her With Wine Bottle

by Jay Hathaway
IKEA Monkey

what an insane person

A 28-year-old British man, most notable for his 2006 victory on the quiz show Countdown, tracked down a Scottish teenager who’d written a negative review of his self-published novel and shattered a bottle of wine on the back of her head. The aspiring author pleaded guilty to the 2014 assault in a Scottish court Monday, the Mirror reported.

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10 Nov 18:25

Trump: 'Boycott Starbucks'?

IKEA Monkey

Panderer in chief

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump weighed in on the day's controversy on Monday, floating the prospect of boycotting Starbucks after the coffee giant announced it would abandon its Christmas-themed cups.









10 Nov 15:21

Spiralized Beet and Butternut Squash Noodles with Parsley Pesto

by Rachel Johnson
IKEA Monkey

ooh pretty

Spiralizing is an awesome and entertaining way to get fresh fruits and vegetables into your diet without incorporating complicated and calorie-heavy ingredients. Anything that gets you excited about cooking is worth some buzz, and we have some “in-spiralizing” ideas to get you started on this spiral sensation!

Spiral Beet Pasta

Spiralized Beet and Butternut Squash Noodles with Parsley Pesto

1 medium beet, peeled
1 medium golden beet, peeled
1 butternut squash, peeled
1 tablespoon, plus 2 teaspoons olive oil, divided
½ cup italian parsley
3/8 teaspoon kosher salt
½ teaspoon freshly cracked black pepper
Zest of 1 lemon
1 ounce feta cheese, crumbled

1. Spiralize beets and the neck of the butternut squash (reserve the bottom hollow section for another use).

2. Combine vegetables and a small amount of water in a microwave safe bowl. Microwave for 1 minute or until tender and drain beets and squash noodles on a paper towel.

3. In a blender or mini food processor, combine parsley, 1 tablespoon olive oil, salt, pepper, and lemon zest. Blend until smooth.

4. Gently toss spiralized vegetables in pesto and sprinkle with feta.

Serves 4
CALORIES 114; FAT 7.3g (sat 1.9g, mono 4.5g, poly 0.7g); PROTEIN 2g; CARB 11g; FIBER 3g; CHOL 6mg; IRON 1mg; SODIUM 309mg; CALC 62mg

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09 Nov 22:46

Newswire: Yo La Tengo is going on tour

by Katie Rife
IKEA Monkey

No Chicago dates!! :(

There are a few reasons why The A.V. Club might report on the news, relayed to us by Pitchfork, that Yo La Tengo is going on tour. The band came to our office for an Undercover set once, after all. We also reviewed its latest album, which this particular tour is intended to support. We’ve even got some jokes about cardigans covered in cat hair that seemed appropriate for the situation. But really, we secretly wanted to remind you all of this Onion headline from 2002:

37 Record-Store Clerks Feared Dead In Yo La Tengo Concert Disaster

Man, that story’s funny. Anyway, the tour begins tonight in Boulder, Colorado and stretches into next April, with dates in the U.S., Canada, and Japan. Yo La Tengo will also appear on Last Call With Carson Daly this Wednesday, November 11, so get your afghans and mugs of tea ...

09 Nov 22:10

Ben Carson Insists He Tried to Stab a Guy When He Was 14, Despite Mounting Evidence He's Lying

by Anna Merlan on The Slot, shared by Erin Gloria Ryan to Jezebel
IKEA Monkey

Meanwhile, Bill Clinton had to make huge effort to clarify that he did not inhale, and how much shit did Barack get for smoking. Ben Carson: "SERIOusLY you guys I STABBED SOMEONE!"

Best-case scenario: Ben Carson tried to stab someone. Alternate scenario: Ben Carson has been lying for years about trying to stab someone when he was 14, a kind of extreme knives-to-surgical-riches story that’s now falling apart when the gentlest breeze is blown upon it.

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09 Nov 21:30

Holy shit this is fucking funny



Holy shit this is fucking funny